Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=MarcoStraight;1933087]I told her I was not interest in prostate so she wanted me to do a kinky massage (2,750 baht) wich I still don't understand what was it about. I asked her if I could have a massage by a girl dressed with sexy skirt, high heels, pantyhose (like it's advertised on their website). And she didn't fuckin understand it. I made deal for 1. 300, she gave me a girl, nothing special but not ugly, we went upstairs and I asked the girl if she would change her dress, (she wore a dirty jeans with a black t. Shirt like a farmer girl), and she said "no no, I cannot take my clothes off. ". So 1,300 for a simple oil massage with a happy ending with clothes on? Hell no! I went back to the mamasan, took my money back and said goodbye. What a disappointment. How can these people charge 1. 300 baht up for a normal hand job massage, pretending to be special. It's anything but kinky / nasty / fetish / special by well trained girls. I strongly don't recommend both Analisa and Exotic massage.[/QUOTE]You want half price. You get what you pay for. It's a bit like the guy who goes into a restaurant and orders a plate of plain steamed rice and a glass of water. When the rice is served, he asks can he have some satay peanut sauce to give it flavour (for no extra charge). Does the restaurant want this customer?

Simply you were in the wrong place for plain massage even with happy ending. You would be wasting the girl's time. She wants to make more money per session. Its a sex shop.

Nude girls sort of equals sex. Freelancers will get nude very cheaply. Someone can probably advise the right place to go to for very cheap nude rub and tug. That is not in my experience.

[QUOTE=JamesRider;1933279]You could have said yes if you could help or nothing if you couldn't. Instead you just act as usual. Oh and anyone who refers to themselves in the third person has some serious self-esteem issues.

TL; DR: the dog is a pussy.[/QUOTE]Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this. One has to ask what sort of fool would post something like post 14013. Someone else had already pointed out the problem with the initial request, but Dog, the self-appointed moderator of this forum, for some sociopathic reason felt compelled to make the same point albeit in a much ruder way. We should all be glad we are not him.

I had a good 3-hole session with Amy at Snow White today. She's not the type I usually go for, mostly because she's not exactly young. She doesn't have a baby though so her body is still good, nice shaven pussy and she's very service-oriented. She really wanted me to come 3 times in an hour but I could only manage the one (as always). And she begged me to come in her mouth but I shot all over her tits and stomach. Was I cruel?

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1933361]You want half price. You get what you pay for. It's a bit like the guy who goes into a restaurant and orders a plate of plain steamed rice and a glass of water. When the rice is served, he asks can he have some satay peanut sauce to give it flavour (for no extra charge). Does the restaurant want this customer?

Simply you were in the wrong place for plain massage even with happy ending. You would be wasting the girl's time. She wants to make more money per session. Its a sex shop.

Nude girls sort of equals sex. Freelancers will get nude very cheaply. Someone can probably advise the right place to go to for very cheap nude rub and tug. That is not in my experience.[/QUOTE]You don't understand. I was suppose to pay double the price if I could get what they advertise on the web.

They advertise special massage by girls dressed in sexy clothes, (stocking, pantyhose, high heels, etc.), but what I saw was anything but lazy girls eating on the sofa with 0 attitude.

[QUOTE=MarcoStraight;1933514]You don't understand. I was suppose to pay double the price if I could get what they advertise on the web.

They advertise special massage by girls dressed in sexy clothes, (stocking, pantyhose, high heels, etc.), but what I saw was anything but lazy girls eating on the sofa with 0 attitude.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning but I don't see anywhere on the website that they advertise 'special massage by girls dressed in sexy clothes' for 1300 baht. They're very clear that they specialise in prostate massage and kinky massage. And you didn't want either. It seems to be the kind of place where guys go to get sodomised by a dominatrix with a strap-on, so why were you there?

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[QUOTE=MarcoStraight;1933087]What a disappointment. How can these people charge 1. 300 baht up for a normal hand job massage, pretending to be special. It's anything but kinky / nasty / fetish / special by well trained girls. I strongly don't recommend both Analisa and Exotic massage.[/QUOTE]It has been said before and your experience proves it once more: Thailand is the best place to get easy, standard, straight-up-and-down in-and-out sex for good prices. The most kinky sex you generally can find is arguably an A+ threesome session at Eden Club. Anything more kinky than that is rare (and I assume, very pricey).

[QUOTE=JamesRider;1933279]Oh and anyone who refers to themselves in the third person has some serious self-esteem issues.[/QUOTE]Julius Caesar wrote his "De Bello Gallico" in the third person. I doubt he had serious self-esteem issues.

Please, such amateur psychology analysis is unbecoming a poster here.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1933361]You want half price. You get what you pay for. It's a bit like the guy who goes into a restaurant and orders a plate of plain steamed rice and a glass of water. When the rice is served, he asks can he have some satay peanut sauce to give it flavour (for no extra charge). Does the restaurant want this customer?[/QUOTE]LOL. I think that is known as an "analogy", is it not, Syzy? And, hey, look! A restaurant analogy at that!

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[QUOTE=*****man;1933527]Thanks for the warning but I don't see anywhere on the website that they advertise 'special massage by girls dressed in sexy clothes' for 1300 baht. They're very clear that they specialise in prostate massage and kinky massage. And you didn't want either. It seems to be the kind of place where guys go to get sodomised by a dominatrix with a strap-on, so why were you there?[/QUOTE]Hello,

There are some girls that will give you the massage with some extras but I never tried those.

BUT if you want to get sodomized but want to choose which extra naughty bits you want this is the place to go. They will give you a numbered list (you can find info about that on their website too) and you just choose the things you like write them down and you will be guided into what they call a kinky room. You will wait there for your mistress to arrive.

It is not something I want to experience every day but twice a week is not bad.

There is a lady on craigslist who offers some specialties too and she will host in her own apartment.

These services are not cheap because it is hard to find them.

Greetings,

Frits

[QUOTE=EihTooms;1933637]LOL. I think that is known as an "analogy", is it not, Syzy? And, hey, look! A restaurant analogy at that!

😁[/QUOTE]Yes it doesn't prove anything just shows how I feel about it.

[QUOTE=*****man;1933506]I had a good 3-hole session with Amy at Snow White today. She's not the type I usually go for, mostly because she's not exactly young. She doesn't have a baby though so her body is still good, nice shaven pussy and she's very service-oriented. She really wanted me to come 3 times in an hour but I could only manage the one (as always). And she begged me to come in her mouth but I shot all over her tits and stomach. Was I cruel?[/QUOTE]I have never been with Amy. How old is she?

[QUOTE=Bkkdog;1933723]I have never been with Amy. How old is she?[/QUOTE]Difficult to say as her body looks younger than her face. Talking of Snow White, I was asking Ninja to recommend girls who are young with no babies and there are a few who haven't been mentioned on this forum. I think there must be a Japanese mongers' forum where they are recommended and as a result get fully booked early in the day. I've never even seen Icey although she has been mentioned on this forum. Their photos look nice so I'm going to have to book them in advance.

[QUOTE=*****man;1933527]Thanks for the warning but I don't see anywhere on the website that they advertise 'special massage by girls dressed in sexy clothes' for 1300 baht. They're very clear that they specialise in prostate massage and kinky massage. And you didn't want either. It seems to be the kind of place where guys go to get sodomised by a dominatrix with a strap-on, so why were you there?[/QUOTE]No it's not like that. They offer also massages performed by girls wearing sexy clothes which is something I'd like to and it has nothing to do with being sodomized by a dominatrix.
I think having a massage by a girl wearing stocking and high heels is a bit different than having a massage by a girl wearing jeans and shirt refusing to take her clothes off.

[QUOTE=*****man;1933752]Difficult to say as her body looks younger than her face. Talking of Snow White, I was asking Ninja to recommend girls who are young with no babies and there are a few who haven't been mentioned on this forum. I think there must be a Japanese mongers' forum where they are recommended and as a result get fully booked early in the day. I've never even seen Icey although she has been mentioned on this forum. Their photos look nice so I'm going to have to book them in advance.[/QUOTE]Icey is a nice name variation which makes it pronounable for Thais, like Eye-see. I known a girl whose Thai nickname is Ice, however Thais pronounce it like Ite (rhymes with Kite). At one MP, they overcame the name confusion by calling the girl I-Cee-E (sounds like Eye-See-EE).