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[QUOTE=Chris Bigdog; 1339938]Shit we are about to land at JFK. All electronics off. Bummer.
Hope reading all or part of my musings prvided as much entertainment value as writing then did.[/QUOTE]Bro, I love the report, hilarious. And sounds like you had a great time. I am just starting to get primed to get back into the swing of it, and the more I read about the DR them more I like. I need to do a search for this D'Latin place. I read up on CMP and Passions already, somewhat LOL.
Just got back from Sousa. Nice as usual! But trust me! Classicos will get its crowd back! The new spot is the man until it gets packed! When it gets packed its hot as hell inside there! Also since its free, a lot of not so good looking chicas be sliding through! Friday night was so crowed I had to go to CLassicos just to cool off! Also about 50 people was right behind me too! It won't take long before people realize it a reason for those 200rd! Also I kept hearing prices like 4000-5000rd from a few chicas. WTF? I asked WHY? She said she was beautiful (she was too)! But not that damn beautiful! Her ass was on that barstool all weekend! The same stool every nite! This my first report I've ever posted about my trips. I can Neva remember details. Since I be so high drunk it's kinda hard to remember everything. One thing I do remember is a lot of guys keep talking about they didn't pay shit for the Chica. Whateva. You ain't got to lie to me! Anyways Sousa still the shit. I made Sousa a monthly bill! LOL. I'm goin to Angeles City, Phillippines in six days! I wish I could post pics but I can't figure out how to post pics from my iPad. Holla at me if somebody knows how to do that.
What do you gents do with your waking hours in Sosua when you are NOT with chicas?
[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;1340830]What do you gents do with your waking hours in Sosua when you are NOT with chicas?[/QUOTE]Hang out at the beach at Herman's place and line up more chicas.
[QUOTE=Orgasmico;1340044]If Clasicos dies, the same chicas are 2 doors down, across the street or some other highly visible location.[/QUOTE]If Clasicos dies, it is no big fucking lost! The chicas think that they are the shit there and quote outrageous prices. Cover charge? For that place, not worth it! There is plenty of pussy all over Sosua to satisfy anyone's taste. RIP for that overrated fucking place!
The women and music at classicos is fantastic. You can sit down and checkout the ladies. 1o bucks to get in is a bargain to me. It had the best Sosua chicas. I could dance and flirt with the babes.
[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1340873]If Clasicos dies, it is no big fucking lost! The chicas think that they are the shit there and quote outrageous prices. Cover charge? For that place, not worth it! There is plenty of pussy all over Sosua to satisfy anyone's taste. RIP for that overrated fucking place![/QUOTE]
No need to dance and flirt. Just tell them how many pesos you will give them.
I like to dance and flirt. Mr E why do you bother you can get 10 dollars crack hoes here and save your money. You just show them the money.
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1340958]No need to dance and flirt. Just tell them how many pesos you will give them.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1340958]No need to dance and flirt. Just tell them how many pesos you will give them.[/QUOTE]I don't even want to know their name, when I see a guy sucking face with a girl that just left my room and I know the chic didn't brush her teeth I just give the dude a thumbs up!
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1340964]I don't even want to know their name, when I see a guy sucking face with a girl that just left my room and I know the chic didn't brush her teeth I just give the dude a thumbs up![/QUOTE]Funny thing I noticed at the bikini contest. One girl went to the first judge, sat on his lap, then tongued him down. She proceeded to do the same with the second and third judges. I was like WTF. Isn't there some time constraints that must be met before taking sloppy seconds and thirds?
That is why I put in the time to hook non and semi pros. I am not kissing, dty or sucking tit of a chica banging 100 guys a year. I have been. In strip clubs and watched guys suck tit 10 minutes after another drunk idiot did the same thing. Casas kind of gross me out. It takes more time but it is worth it to get lower mileage chicas.
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1340966]Funny thing I noticed at the bikini contest. One girl went to the first judge, sat on his lap, then tongued him down. She proceeded to do the same with the second and third judges. I was like WTF. Isn't there some time constraints that must be met before taking sloppy seconds and thirds?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=OldKool;1340923]1o bucks to get in is a bargain to me.[/QUOTE]It's more like $5 (200 pesos).
[QUOTE=OldKool;1340971]That is why I put in the time to hook non and semi pros. I am not kissing, dty or sucking tit of a chica banging 100 guys a year. I have been. In strip clubs and watched guys suck tit 10 minutes after another drunk idiot did the same thing. Casas kind of gross me out. It takes more time but it is worth it to get lower mileage chicas.[/QUOTE]About time you come clean on your real reason your on cupid, cause you don't want to go to Sosua and end up with a chica the Chocolate Boaconstrictor just got done with or taste what every others guys dick tastes like after kissing.
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1340993]About time you come clean on your real reason your on cupid, cause you don't want to go to Sosua and end up with a chica the Chocolate Boaconstrictor just got done with or taste what every others guys dick tastes like after kissing.[/QUOTE]Hillbilly69, I think you just made the case for the reason NOT to go to Sosua, LOL! If and when I end up there again I will make every chica I take to my room shower, brush, and gargle with bleach :).
I think the only thing worse than that would be going to a Casa and being told that your "favorite girl" is currently busy, but that she should be available in the next 15-20 minutes. The flip side to that is the first and only casas I've been to in Medellin had some very hot women. And I hear that the Casas in SD have some chicas built like an Amazonian. So I guess I will be visiting those too, lol. Con condon y sin besos.
[QUOTE=OldKool;1340971]That is why I put in the time to hook non and semi pros. I am not kissing, dty or sucking tit of a chica banging 100 guys a year. I have been. In strip clubs and watched guys suck tit 10 minutes after another drunk idiot did the same thing. Casas kind of gross me out. It takes more time but it is worth it to get lower mileage chicas.[/QUOTE]I would love to find the one that only bangs 100 guys a year.