Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=*****man;1946833]Never heard of Sky Massage before. Is that a 'reliable' place or is it new? I see that the website has the same template as Snow White and even one of the same girls.

[URL]http://sky-massage.com/index.html[/URL]

But fewer girls and less attractive than in Snow White, apart from the receptionist who seems familiar.[/QUOTE]Sky is a few doors up from Tulip (same side of street) and is an off-shoot of Snow White. However, some months ago during a holiday when Tulip was closed some of the Tulip girls went to work at Sky and I had the receptionist at Snow White book one of the Tulip girls for me who was working for a few days at Sky.

[QUOTE=*****man;1946833]Never heard of Sky Massage before. Is that a 'reliable' place or is it new? I see that the website has the same template as Snow White and even one of the same girls.

[URL]http://sky-massage.com/index.html[/URL]

But fewer girls and less attractive than in Snow White, apart from the receptionist who seems familiar.[/QUOTE]Its annoying when the receptionist or manager is the pretty one. I have encountered that before.

On website one or two girls look potentially doable. I would try Bonus or Punch if no terrible nose job. Those two seem not the worst looking I have seen (from pics only). Less attractive than Snow White? Not too sure about that. I tend to totally ignore all girls in a shop or any venue, except for best one or two at the time, so average standard fades from memory very quickly, and hardly matters.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1946877]Its annoying when the receptionist or manager is the pretty one. I have encountered that before.

On website one or two girls look potentially doable. I would try Bonus or Punch if no terrible nose job. Those two seem not the worst looking I have seen (from pics only). Less attractive than Snow White? Not too sure about that. I tend to totally ignore all girls in a shop or any venue, except for best one or two at the time, so average standard fades from memory very quickly, and hardly matters.[/QUOTE]I think most guys do that. But just going by website photos Candy and Ninja both look very attractive on the Snow White website (and in real life too by the way) but the best two girls at Sky (Anna and Tangmo) look alright but not worth a journey to Thong Lo for. The Bonus photos are too heavily photoshopped so it's impossible to make any judgements.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1946877]Its annoying when the receptionist or manager is the pretty one. I have encountered that before.[/QUOTE]Tell me about it! I went into Mango early one afternoon around 2 pm. This was before I had made the acquaintance of one of the doables who has subsequently become a semi regular on my team. I had not been to Mango for some time since I started visiting Addicts because I like some of those young, natural Addict girls, but from the Mango website I saw two possibly doable girls there so I wanted to find out for sure.

The two doables that I was interested in were not in yet and sadly the other girls in the lineup were nowhere near my spec. But I did like the look of the manager/receptionist who was very well put together in a natural, neat, Thai package, so I took her aside and very discreetly asked if she took customers. Without showing the slightest umbrage or insult, the manager simply said no. I said that's too bad because I like you and then I inquired about the two missing doables. She said they should be in shortly, but I did not want to wait around for a couple of girls I had not met yet, so I said I would come back another day, which I did about a week later at a better time and the rest is history with myself and one of the two doable Mango girls. I have had her 3 times now and plan to see more of her when I return, but I still would have like to get together with the Mango manager/receptionist.

I have told the story of the Soi 11 mamasan/massage shop owner and myself a couple of times. She was sexier IMHO than any of her girls and I banged her on two consecutive trips. I have very fond memories of our 2 times together, all alone, late at night in her little shop with a couple of her girls sitting outside. She had good technique.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1946877]On website one or two girls look potentially doable. I would try Bonus or Punch if no terrible nose job. Those two seem not the worst looking I have seen (from pics only). [/QUOTE]Bonus looks good, but I can't imagine what she might look like in person. Anywhere from really sexy to deplorable/unfuckable. There is only one way to find out. I will just have to go there. Conveniently, I will be staying for a time at the Marriott Thonglor Executive Apartments, so no problem for me. But is that not a nose job? 555!

Stay thirsty,

NB.

[QUOTE=*****man;1946894]I think most guys do that. But just going by website photos Candy and Ninja both look very attractive on the Snow White website (and in real life too by the way) but the best two girls at Sky (Anna and Tangmo) look alright but not worth a journey to Thong Lo for. The Bonus photos are too heavily photoshopped so it's impossible to make any judgements.[/QUOTE]Even with heavy Shopping of pics, Candy and Ninja don't appeal to me for face. I could do Tangmo mentioned though. Looks okay I do understand that many girls do not live up to the pics. Maybe I would not choose any of them. The only girls I actually tried SW were Emmy and Benz, but don't find myself going back for either. Neither really pretty enough. In the former times I was a regular customer for June.

Ninjas pics are inconsistent. In some she looks OK and in others seems to have a pudgy face. I like slimmer face. Old pics and more recent?

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1946937]
Ninjas pics are inconsistent. In some she looks OK and in others seems to have a pudgy face. I like slimmer face. Old pics and more recent?[/QUOTE]I think all the photos of her are accurate and recent and not heavily photoshopped. They've probably been through a mobile phone app's 'beautify' option but everyone does that nowadays. Faces look different in real life too depending on lighting, how the person feels, make-up and other factors. But if you feel her looks range from OK to pudgy then she's obviously not for you.

It's odd you feel that way about Snow White. Over the past few months I've been there a couple of times a week on average and have only left without picking a girl on a couple of occasions. In Mango on the other hand I didn't see even one girl I found doable and May is no longer A+ so there's nothing that appeals to me there.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1946937]Even with heavy Shopping of pics, Candy and Ninja don't appeal to me for face. I could do Tangmo mentioned though. Looks okay I do understand that many girls do not live up to the pics. Maybe I would not choose any of them. The only girls I actually tried SW were Emmy and Benz, but don't find myself going back for either. Neither really pretty enough. In the former times I was a regular customer for June.

Ninjas pics are inconsistent. In some she looks OK and in others seems to have a pudgy face. I like slimmer face. Old pics and more recent?[/QUOTE]Interesting. I find Ninja better looking than June. Whiter skin, rounder face. Less "Isaan" looking. But the gals from Nakhon Panom (and as we know the majority of the gals that work in the PSEs are from this province) all tend to have a bit of Viet and Lao in them. The pics are a pretty good representation of her.

[QUOTE=NattyBumpo;1946920]Bonus looks good, but I can't imagine what she might look like in person. Anywhere from really sexy to deplorable/unfuckable.[/QUOTE]Great looking gal, but has been MIA for months.

[QUOTE=*****man;1946947]
It's odd you feel that way about Snow White. Over the past few months I've been there a couple of times a week on average and have only left without picking a girl on a couple of occasions. In Mango on the other hand I didn't see even one girl I found doable and May is no longer A+ so there's nothing that appeals to me there.[/QUOTE]Its a range of things. Just personal taste. I go for the slender but curvy model look. SW has girls mostly too chunky for me, and I don't go for the rounder faces, nor obvious nose and tit jobs. Skin colour is not a factor for me, but excessive white makeup can look weird to me.

Last few SW visits, did not pick a girl. Unlucky in timing or just nothing cute enough.

New Massage had a girl looking a bit like Megan Rain, so I found her cute and all natural and nice tits. Fun but no pornstar. Did not find any other new regular girls for me in the Oilies recently. Just too picky. Only have one other regular Oily girl left. Have to keep hunting and surveying.

[QUOTE=*****man;1946833]Never heard of Sky Massage before. Is that a 'reliable' place or is it new? I see that the website has the same template as Snow White and even one of the same girls.[/QUOTE]

Same owner, some of the same girls (albeit a smaller lineup), same price and service standards, slightly better rooms. It's very close to Tulip (same side of Thong Lor BTS, but other side of Soi 38), giving it some competition within that specific area. Competition is good. Too bad the prettiest girl at Sky (should I say the only really pretty one) does not do A+.

One more report from my all too brief stay in the BKK. Pretty sure this is a lady who hasn't been reviewed, so I hope I'm breaking new ground.

In a way this visit was the mulligan on my trip. I'd intended to visit Mango, but seeing no one to spark my interest out front, I turned and was ready to walk back to 24/1. A gal outside of Orient flagged me down, against my better judgment I stopped. She didn't interest, but a couple of young cuties sitting with her did. I knew I probably wouldn't be getting the level of service I wanted, and I went ahead anyway. Lesson learned.

Mint is a slim cutie in her mid-20's. No baby. Small breasts, but enough to hold on to. Pretty shy in the room. Very little English. We're in the tub and I reach for the kitty. No fingers, she says. Fair enough. She brings up the BJ - must be covered. Sigh. Tried once to change her mind, wasn't going to happen. A lady has boundaries and I respect them- only myself to blame for being in the situation. Remind myself I'm still going to get off with a cute gal. At the very least, she does kiss. CBJ is OK but obviously not life-changing. Let her go on for a while before requesting cowgirl. She's a nice snug fit, but I'm barely warm from the CBJ, so we go on for a while. Finally ask to switch to doggie so I can admire her from behind, and we finish a few minutes later. A second shot likely isn't on the menu, and I wasn't going to ask anyway. We've got 45 minutes left, and she tells me we can do massage, but that she's no good at it. I didn't come here for the massage, anyway, I say. Spend the rest of the time cuddling on the bed. She takes out her phone and I expect it's going to be a solid block of I'm'ing or Insta-whatever from here. Instead she opens up a translator app and starts talking. Pretty damned endearing, and ironically the thing that somewhat salvaged the visit. Felt for her, though. She tells me she's been at the shop a little more than a week- website seems to corroborate as it lists her as "new". Tells me she got laid off from a job and ended up there, doesn't like it. Could be the type of story a girl tells to generate sympathy (and tips), but I didn't get that sense. Or maybe to find a patron / boyfriend / husband.

Hard to sum it up. The sex wasn't anything to recommend, massage non-existent, but the experience after was unique for me. I'm aware of how naive I sound (and probably am). But the trip was about making memories, and I have one here.

[QUOTE=*****man;1946036]I think your criticism is unfair. Probably with you just lying there she was thinking to herself 'When is this guy going to put his dick in me?' I'm sure if after 5 minutes of massage you'd said 'Right! Enough of that, let's fuck!' she would have been more than happy to oblige.[/QUOTE]Well, I'm not a mind reader but I've had very good times with many other MP ladies from Bangkok, Singapore, Jakarta, Surabaya, Montreal and Toronto.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1946038]Surely no one goes to Orient for a real massage. LOL I always tell the girl, maybe later for the massage, and then it never happens, or take a quick Nuru gel body slide to get me extra horny, if she has a good body.

Does seem somewhat valid to complain about wasting so long to me. Perhaps he had a 2 hour booking, and she could not see herself doing sex play for 2 hours.
[/QUOTE]It was a two hour booking and no way could she not notice my horniness. Hahaha.

[QUOTE=Sunlover2;1946018]Appreciate you honesty Danibbler; punting is a hit and miss hobby and the occasional stinker can be demoralizing. Don't loose faith just get back on the horse!

This is why I take reviews as general advice and try not to replicate other peoples experiences. Too many variables when human nature is involved, and I have found the higher the expectations the greater the chance for disappointment. Plus Bamboo is a GFE / PSE shop where Orient is a more traditional one pop shop, so different standard services were involved.

SL.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I've been hobbying for almost two decades so I know the score.

I'll be back in BKK in March but really want to go back to Jakarta or, even better, try out Macau. I can easily pop (no pun intended) into HK but those Macau saunas sound really really sinful.

P.S. I've also had fun in the MPs of Kuala Lumpur. Boy, I get around.

[QUOTE=McRib;1947564]
Hard to sum it up. The sex wasn't anything to recommend, massage non-existent, but the experience after was unique for me. I'm aware of how naive I sound (and probably am). But the trip was about making memories, and I have one here.[/QUOTE]Not really naive. A lot of them have stories that deserve a bit of sympathy, but sex work is work and she's probably earning 5 times what a top graduate in her mid-20's would earn, and if she's sensible with her money this could set her up for life. And I also like chatting and cuddling with the girls rather than trying to squeeze out one more 'pop'.

Being a new girl does she have one of those big hairy bushes or is she at least nicely trimmed? If so, I'll definitely check her out.