Bangkok Massage Parlors - TULIP ONLY!

A much longer conversation thread about body odor than I expected and not exactly sure why it's on the Tulip forum specifically, but I will chime in to say that Axe works quite in Thailand and the ladies are very receptive. I never get that reaction in the USA but several times of late after dousing myself with Axe before going out, I've been complimented for how nice I smell even after sensing some decent sweat from traversing the Bangkok heat. So apparently the scent is quite persistent. This is especially nice to hear since I'm Indian and we don't exactly have the best reputation for body odor amongst the Thai ladies. I'm assuming you can buy Axe locally; I always bring a full container when traveling to the Land of Smiles.

Stopped in at Tulip yesterday after making a phone booking for 3pm with Miss P.

I was greeted with a nice smile by the cashier and the beautiful Miss P took me upstairs to the room. As we walked down the hallway to the room, I could not help but think that they really need to spread a little fresh paint around the place as it reminds me of visiting a jail!

Once in the room, after the friendly Khun M. delivered a couple of sodas, Miss P went to work. A nice shower included a bbbj for me, and a quick poke in the rear for her. One on the bed, after a brief massage (my request), the fun began with lots of hot sweaty sex with penetration in all sorts of convenient places. Miss P's bj skill are some of the best in Bangkok. As I always enjoy my time with her, the 90 minute session passed too quickly. I left very happy and relaxed. (cost: 600 baht for the shop, 1500 for the service)

Miss P did mention that business has been a little slow and there were "many lady" waiting downstairs. If you've been meaning to stop by there to try a particular lady, now might be the time.

Fon Tok,

What is Miss P's full name?

Canyon

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Eddie: Are you suggesting I put men's cologne on my dick?

Read back in the thread a bit. A Tulip lady told me that many men who she services are [i]men,[/i] (i.e., smell bad), when she goes down on them. This came up in a conversation and later I furnished her with a supply of flavored condom (berry scent, I believe). Fortunately, I receive BBBJs from her. :)

Possibly, we ISGers should take a poll of Thai women and see what their favorite [i]smoking[/i] flavor might be? [i]Phraa ra...?[/i][/QUOTE]

As this girl from Shark I've been with a few times was leaving the other night she reached down to my member and rubbed her hand around it and then lifted her hand to sniff. Said she's be walking down the street and smelling her hand to remember me. She then SMSed the next two days asking if she could see me. I guess my smell must be ok. ;)

Ok, the smell of my baht is ok. ;)

[QUOTE=Fon Tok].... Miss P went to work. A nice shower included a bbbj for me, and a quick poke in the rear for her. One on the bed, after a brief massage (my request), the fun began with lots of hot sweaty sex with penetration in all sorts of convenient places. Miss P's bj skill are some of the best in Bangkok. As I always enjoy my time with her, the 90 minute session passed too quickly. I left very happy and relaxed. (cost: 600 baht for the shop, 1500 for the service)

Miss P did mention that business has been a little slow and there were "many lady" waiting downstairs. If you've been meaning to stop by there to try a particular lady, now might be the time.[/QUOTE]
It sounds like you've had a real porn-star experience with Miss P. Because the guy penetrating the sexy lady many times in many positions is what usually happens in porn movies.

When a lady lets you penetrate her many times like this, then this kind of makes you feel sexually secure with her. Because she always welcomes you with open legs, whenever you feel like riding her. And you don't need to fear withdrawing from her to change positions, or to take a brief rest before plunging back inside for another good ride.

I find from my own experience that a lot of ladies don't understand why a guy might want to play penetration games with them. Most ladies expect their guy to keep riding them until he pops. And they often think that something is wrong, when the guy suddenly withdraws from the lady in the middle of his ride to change positions or to get a good suck from her.

And this kind of thing spoils the mood and makes you feel insecure about temporarily withdrawing from the lady. Because once you are out, then you might end up being out permanently. There is no guarantee that the lady will welcome you back inside whenever you feel like it.

Miss P sounds like a really good lady to see. Because she seems to have mastered the art of making her guy feel so sexually secure with her that he feels free to withdraw from her and plunge back inside whenever he feels like it.

Actually even in Thailand, I've never felt secure enough with any lady to play porn-like penetration games like this with her. Which makes Tulip Massage the place to go to for this kind of thing. This is one place where the ladies seem to understand men's porn-fantasies and are willing to fulfill them.

I've heard a lot of people say that porn movies are fantasies that don't happen in real life. Well, Tulip Massage seems to be an exception to that. Because this is one place where you can play penetration games with the ladies just like in a porn movie.

BKK Day 3 (Sep 22nd)

Tulip Massage - Cherry

Reached Tulip by BTS sky train around 3 PM. We go down stairs but didn't like any of them. There are not many to choose from also though. My buddy she liked a like and persuaded me to take a cute looking one which is Cherry.

We pay 400 to the shop. Ordered some drinks. My initial thought was..She is just not intrested and the next hour is going to be terrible. Finally its not as bad as thought. Again this time also no BBBJ in the shower (second time, not sure if we have to ask).

We talked for sometime & BBBJ followed in the bed. Tried several positions and we're done before an hour. Took some fotos & we head out.

I did not find Tulip up to mark as Annies but may be as I mentioned earlier there was no connection with the girl. Later my buddy said, he had a blast of a time with the girl he took.

[QUOTE=Sour Pickle]BKK Day 3 (Sep 22nd)

Tulip Massage - Cherry

Reached Tulip by BTS sky train around 3 PM. We go down stairs but didn't like any of them. There are not many to choose from also though. My buddy she liked a like and persuaded me to take a cute looking one which is Cherry.

We pay 400 to the shop. Ordered some drinks. My initial thought was..She is just not intrested and the next hour is going to be terrible. Finally its not as bad as thought. Again this time also no BBBJ in the shower (second time, not sure if we have to ask).

We talked for sometime & BBBJ followed in the bed. Tried several positions and we're done before an hour. Took some fotos & we head out.

I did not find Tulip up to mark as Annies but may be as I mentioned earlier there was no connection with the girl. Later my buddy said, he had a blast of a time with the girl he took.[/QUOTE]

It seems to me that you only paid for one hour (400baht). If so, you miss out on the USP (unique selling point) of Tuilip, which is that you get multiple pops at will! OK, they have another USP which is that all the girls do anal. But multiple pops only apply if you pay for more than one hour. Even 90 minutes will get you two. And all for the same extras price/tip of 1,500baht.

[QUOTE=Dan7373]And this kind of thing spoils the mood and makes you feel insecure about temporarily withdrawing from the lady. Because once you are out, then you might end up being out permanently. There is no guarantee that the lady will welcome you back inside whenever you feel like it.[/QUOTE]They are hookers bro. They take you back inside whichever way you like, as many times as you want, all of them. Manhandle them a bit more. If you have to worry about coming out to change positions, you are doing this wrong.

Every time I come to BKK I make a point of getting at least one session at Tulip. I agree that the decor is a tad past it, however the service is very consistent. I just got back from a session there and this time I chose DOW. I have to say that she was great fun and brought the whole session down to a friendly rompabout. Service was great with BBBJ in the shower followed by the "oily", any position and yes I took her every way I knew how. Reccommended because she was so much fun as well as providing one of the best sessions I have ever had there.

Boater Boy

[QUOTE=Dan7373]I've heard a lot of people say that porn movies are fantasies that don't happen in real life.[/QUOTE]And, now you know, those people are completely, totally, & absolutely WRONG.

Stock up on two or more 3packs of condoms, a container of "Play" gel, something to drink, and a few X rated movies to get some ideas. Then just call to have a couple of Tulip girls (or tens of thousands of other sexy massage babies available in Bangkok) come to your room.

You too can become a porn star, even if it's just in your own bed. It's real, it's not fantasy, and it's easy. TIT.

So, I've been in BKK for a few days and decided to visit Tulip. I took the BTS Sky-train to Thong Lo station and exited using exit 4. I walked into Tulip and the place was rather quiet and empty. The mamasan jumped up and walked over to the counter then asked what would I like. I chose the 90min oil massage, and the mamasan called up Cat from downstairs. Now usually I don't go for the next in line routine and like to choose the girl myself, but when Cat walked up she was wearing a tight black body suit and strappy heels. Her face was ok not the prettiest but certainly not ugly, but her legs and arse are awesome. So, I didn't see what other girls looked like that were on hand. Oh well, next time.

Off we go to the room, then she goes to get her massage utensils and leaves me in the room alone for short while. I don't know about you guys, but personally I kind of hate that. I mean, they know when they come up that they are going to need their stuff, so why don't they have it ready on hand as soon as they're chosen. I mean its really common, and most of the MP's do the same thing, but to me it's just an unnecessary waste of time.

Anyway, we strip down to to take a shower and I love to watch a woman get undressed. Her body waist up was ok, had some, but not bad, stretch marks on her stomach area from making a baby. And her boobs weren't the perkiest, but weren't overlly saggy either. From the waist down was solid, nice trimmed pubic hair, great arse, great legs, and cute feet.

We take a shower and I'm rock hard during the shower, so she soaps me and my member up and rubs me down. After the shower I lay down to get the mock massage. She starts into it, but didn't really do much and went to licking me all over and stuff which was cool 'cause I was ready for some action anyway.

I put her doggy style and start fingering her arsehole getting it ready for the main event. From there you gents know what happened, I did the back, cleaned up then did the front, cleaned up again and got out the door.

Overall, Tulip's service is on par with anyone in the biz. Like I mentioned earlier I didn't see what the other girls looked like that were also on hand that day so I can't give any recommendations about that, but Cat is a good girl and solid performer that I would recommend.

[QUOTE=Chill Out]They are hookers bro. They take you back inside whichever way you like, as many times as you want, all of them. Manhandle them a bit more. If you have to worry about coming out to change positions, you are doing this wrong.[/QUOTE]
I understand what you are saying. But the thing is, I need to please the lady I'm with, so that I can feel pleasure myself. It's a turn-off for me to see my lady get confused and start losing her mood for sex with me. And for this reason, I cannot do my massage lady like a real porn-stud, unless she does with me like a real porn-star. i.e. She keeps her legs apart in any position she is in and makes it easy for me to penetrate her whenever I feel like it.

When I withdraw from my lady, and she crosses her legs, and her pussy disappears from view. Then it's a turn-off for me to spread her legs apart for another ride. Because I'm no longer sure whether her mind is still with me. Or whether she has lost her interest, and I'm alone in my enjoyment with her. Being alone like this in my mind during my coupling with the lady is no fun for me.

But I realize that things like this might happen due to poor communication and misunderstanding. The lady might not understand what I want. And that might be why she isn't prepared to do it the way I like. Perhaps I can get around this problem by bringing with me some pictures of sex-positions from the internet on my cell-phone. And show them to my massage lady with a request to do them all with her. And this way she will know that I'm not yet finished, when I withdraw from her.

[QUOTE=Animall]....
Off we go to the room, then she goes to get her massage utensils and leaves me in the room alone for short while. I don't know about you guys, but personally I kind of hate that. I mean, they know when they come up that they are going to need their stuff, so why don't they have it ready on hand as soon as they're chosen. I mean its really common, and most of the MP's do the same thing, but to me it's just an unnecessary waste of time....

I put her doggy style and start fingering her arsehole getting it ready for the main event. From there you gents know what happened, I did the back, cleaned up then did the front, cleaned up again and got out the door.

Overall, Tulip's service is on par with anyone in the biz. Like I mentioned earlier I didn't see what the other girls looked like that were also on hand that day so I can't give any recommendations about that, but Cat is a good girl and solid performer that I would recommend.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps you misunderstand the reason why massage ladies go away for a short while to get their utensils. These ladies might be preparing themselves for you by getting a quick enema to make sure they are clean for you. And they might be putting some lube up their pussies and asses to make sure everything goes well between them and you, without any discomfort or serious injury.

But I'm a bit surprised that you went straight-to-anal on lady Cat and then did her pussy afterwards. In porn movies, they usually do it the other way around. Because going from ass to pussy is liable to give the lady a Urinary Tract Infection and put her out of sex-commission for a while.

I suppose this is the big advantage of using condoms. You can do the lady's ass first, change condoms, and then do her pussy too, without risking her health unnecessarily.

And it's nice to know that lady Cat lets her guys go straight-to-anal on her. Many ladies do anal only in a token kind of way, after the guy had a long pussy ride with them and is nearly exhausted. Only some ladies like lady Cat let their guy enjoy their ass as the main event.

[QUOTE=Animall]
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Off we go to the room, then she goes to get her massage utensils and leaves me in the room alone for short while. I don't know about you guys, but personally I kind of hate that. I mean, they know when they come up that they are going to need their stuff, so why don't they have it ready on hand as soon as they're chosen. I mean its really common, and most of the MP's do the same thing, but to me it's just an unnecessary waste of time
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Perfectly agreeing
it is not only a waste of time but also a silly time.
What to do in that time? strip down and look like a hungry and horny beast who can't wait? well...might be true sometime :)
My first soapie experience (not Tulip) the girl got in and out 2-3 times. Never got the sense of that.
Maybe the sense is to buy time as you do not know then exactly when the clock starts: when you enter, when she enters the first time? when the bathtub is full? or ?
In Macau sauna (where the agenda is pretty much similar), you are taken in the room by the manager adn the chose girl arrives some 5 minutes later, with her tool box and the only 'wasted' time is the water temperature adjustment.
I agree, no-one will take action for 60 or 90 full and straight minutes from zero to the end. We'll have our recovery time, the wish also to relax etc.
So the girls will not be worn out by 60 or 90 of non stop action.
Still they buy their own time as many experimented.
Seems a bit of cheating to me....
Even if then I end the session after 90 minutes instead of the allowed 120 minutes.
But that is my choice.

[QUOTE=Dan7373]..... Perhaps I can get around this problem by bringing with me some pictures of sex-positions from the internet on my cell-phone. And show them to my massage lady with a request to do them all with her. And this way she will know that I'm not yet finished, when I withdraw from her.[/QUOTE]Jokingly: I would be much more "down" at the idea of having to give a lecture to the girl about the 90 or so minutes of the session.
maybe because I ain't no professor or professional presenter or I don't have an MBA :)