Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=FruitNinja; 1549910]I stayed at the Stay Hotel on soi 10. Got the suite so it was pricy at 4280. Breakfast for two included. I got to stop doing that breakfast thing because quite frankly I don't like eating breakfast with hookers that I can't communicate with. I'd rather read the NYTimes and start my day off relaxed. The hotel is newer so the rooms are very nice. Decent sized TV, very nice bathroom with a large walk in shower. Two problems though. 1. The internet slows to a crawl when a lot of people are using it. The lobby is always good. If you have a network cable it works fine. If you have a Mac Air you'll need an adapter. You can find one at Tucon (sp) on South Pattaya Road. 2. The air-conditioning is shit. It's either the arctic or the sahara. No in-between. I used a little yankee ingenuity and closed off half the vent with a towel then at night I cranked it and left the balcony door somewhat open. I was able to make it somewhat comfortable. Definitely not to western standards. Not sure why they even have a thermostat. I do like staying on 10. It's close to the mall and I like the food court. Great crepes. The girl starts making it as soon as she sees me. It's also quiet. Decent massage place right across from the stay. Although I think I'm getting too old for Thai massages. They can be brutal. It's also an easy walk to Walking street. I usually start at 8 and work my way down...[/QUOTE]Great report! My first experience in Pattaya was mediocre at best. I will follow your lead next time. Bangkok I know but in Pattaya I am a lost puppy.

[QUOTE=Reiner Otto; 1549967]Bar fine is 1000-1500, for the girl 2000ST. 3000LT. Although my first try quoted 2500ST+1000, which I rejected.

BTW: My girl was OK. No reason to complain. I have to admit, that during daylight she is not as pretty as in the GoGo, but she just left about 12:00 lunchtime. So, for 3000LT+1000, very well. Unfortunately, because of lack of knowledge of language, most likely will not repeat.

Have fun in BKK![/QUOTE]Reiner,

Good meeting you. Thanks for the tour. Good fun!

Ahh, your girl was like my first one. Better in the red light. I think it's no accident that the lights are red in all the clubs. I think it hides blemishes and gives them a warm look.

Until next time.

Great report FruitNinja, right on the money and all well done. If I can add a suggestion is that you go to work the disco / FLs, sometime you can find great value there, like my beloved nympho Som and many others. It's a little more effort but will train your selection skills like nothing else, and can be very, very rewarding. You always have a plan B if you need it.

Also, you can find plenty of places at 428 Bt daily (on a weekly basis) instead of 4,280 freeing up Bt 3,852 Bt for the hobby. Fully adjustable A/C, backing up the best excuse "sorry I have money nitnoi", and no wasted breakfast to share with uncommunicative girls.

I've been residing in Pattaya now for one month. It took me about two weeks to get fed up with the bars rip off's, which means overpriced drinks and this yada yada all the time about buying the working girls so called lady drinks. Two hours in a bar costed me at least 500 B, for what, a few drinks, a few lady drinks and just pseudo socialising.

Now I never even look at the bar girls, I hang out with expats on Beach Road at the evenings, getting cheap drinks from 7-Eleven and when I want to fuck I get it for 500 B with the Beach Road hotties in their twenties, and I don't have to go with the skanks that is also at Beach Road.

But keep on spending as much as you can Koreans and HiSo Yankees, up to you.

Now, does anyone know which hotel the African and Uzbekian (?) girls are residing in?

Firstly I would like to thank fruit ninja for his report, very enjoyable. I am thinking of bringing my Philippina girlfriend from Singapore to Pattaya again, I brought her with me in October last year and had a great time. She is happy for me to have a massage and a happy ending as long as I don't fuck them, this is a good arrangement as she fucks my brains out any chance she gets. My reason for posting is simple, do any Pattaya experts know where I could send her for a massage and she would have a happy ending also, I mean not get fucked but a good hand rub or vibro treatment. While she is getting juiced up I have more time for Bliss or Soi post office hahaha.

May the force be with you.

[QUOTE=LukeSkyWanker;1550496]My reason for posting is simple, do any Pattaya experts know where I could send her for a massage and she would have a happy ending also,[/QUOTE]Only if I was there. LOL Sorry couldn't resist.

[QUOTE=CockTeased; 1550458]I've been residing in Pattaya now for one month. It took me about two weeks to get fed up with the bars rip off's, which means overpriced drinks and this yada yada all the time about buying the working girls so called lady drinks. Two hours in a bar costed me at least 500 B, for what, a few drinks, a few lady drinks and just pseudo socialising.

Now I never even look at the bar girls, I hang out with expats on Beach Road at the evenings, getting cheap drinks from 7-Eleven and when I want to fuck I get it for 500 B with the Beach Road hotties in their twenties, and I don't have to go with the skanks that is also at Beach Road.

But keep on spending as much as you can Koreans and HiSo Yankees, up to you.

Now, does anyone know which hotel the African and Uzbekian (?) girls are residing in?[/QUOTE]You are the new King of Pattaya mate! LOL

[QUOTE=CockTeased; 1550458]I've been residing in Pattaya now for one month. It took me about two weeks to get fed up with the bars rip off's, which means overpriced drinks and this yada yada all the time about buying the working girls so called lady drinks. Two hours in a bar costed me at least 500 B, for what, a few drinks, a few lady drinks and just pseudo socialising.

Now I never even look at the bar girls, I hang out with expats on Beach Road at the evenings, getting cheap drinks from 7-Eleven and when I want to fuck I get it for 500 B with the Beach Road hotties in their twenties, and I don't have to go with the skanks that is also at Beach Road.

But keep on spending as much as you can Koreans and HiSo Yankees, up to you.

Now, does anyone know which hotel the African and Uzbekian (?) girls are residing in?[/QUOTE]One thing I notice about Pattaya agogos is I can't make it to 45 minutes. In BKK I can easily stay for an hour.

A beach road hottie goes for 500 baht-what does a beach road skank go for-a hotel bar of soap and a bottle of water?

[QUOTE=CheeChee889; 1550619]One thing I notice about Pattaya agogos is I can't make it to 45 minutes. In BKK I can easily stay for an hour.

A beach road hottie goes for 500 baht-what does a beach road skank go for-a hotel bar of soap and a bottle of water?[/QUOTE]AGoGo's is a joke, big scam and two week tourist trap, they've got ridiculous prices both on drinks, LD's, barfines and fuck, but the more it cost the happier the Koreans get, stupid people even the girls tells me, but sure they are happy the more money they get their hands on, too bad they risk to spoil the market in the long run for more budget John's.

A Beach Road skank in her forties go for 300 B they've told me, though I would not go with these even if they paid me 300 or even 1000 B LOL.

I think you could even get the skanks if you filled up her stomach from the street waggons.

[QUOTE=CockTeased; 1550458]I've been residing in Pattaya now for one month. It took me about two weeks to get fed up with the bars rip off's, which means overpriced drinks and this yada yada all the time about buying the working girls so called lady drinks. Two hours in a bar costed me at least 500 B, for what, a few drinks, a few lady drinks and just pseudo socialising.

Now I never even look at the bar girls, I hang out with expats on Beach Road at the evenings, getting cheap drinks from 7-Eleven and when I want to fuck I get it for 500 B with the Beach Road hotties in their twenties, and I don't have to go with the skanks that is also at Beach Road.

But keep on spending as much as you can Koreans and HiSo Yankees, up to you.

Now, does anyone know which hotel the African and Uzbekian (?) girls are residing in?[/QUOTE]It's a different ball game living somewhere and being on vacation somewhere. It's okay to spend like that if you are on vacation because you are making memories and should not be jaded in that short of time. You don't see people who live in Las Vegas running out to the casinos and shows every night. When you live somewhere you should learn the real ropes. Not to mention, if you tried to go to a gogo/bar everyday you would soon go broke. Just like the guys recently talking about a bar fine for 1500 and giving a girl 3000 for LT. Dude my rent is 4500/month. There is no way in hell I would pay out that much for a chick for 1 night. If you live in Pattaya you could have someone on retainer for a month for that much and get them to come over when you want. But when you are on vacation you are in have-a-good-time mode and it doesn't matter as much.

I think most of the Uzbek and African chicks stay in apartments in Jomtien under the watch of whoever "sponsored" them to go to Thailand and is holding their passport.

Tip: If you are going to a bar or disco and you are drinking liquor, then it is best to buy a bottle. If you order a single drink and compare it to what comes out of a bottle that you bought you can tell that the single drinks are drastically watered down.

Sharks review.

Not many girls. A bit overpricedat70 baht. Won't be returning. Customers were almost non-existant.

Pricing at Baccara and Sharks are very same same. Makes absolute no sense as far as Sharks goes. The customers going to Baccara and bypassing sharks makes a lot of sense. I will be a regular at Baccaras.

[QUOTE=CockTeased; 1550458]I've been residing in Pattaya now for one month.

Now, does anyone know which hotel the African and Uzbekian (?) girls are residing in?[/QUOTE]Well, last year, on my last night on Pattaya. At 2am. Me and my friend had a sudden urge for some Uzbek beauties. So, we went to 'Mid Town Inn' hotel (near Camelot hotel). Where Uzbek WLs usually hang around at evenings. But at 2am there was none. But a bike-taxi-man told us he can get uzbeki girls for us. So we hopped on two bikes and went to an apartment blocks behind Mike shopping mall. The bike-taxi man called someone and within 5 minutes 2 uzbeki beauties got down. They rode along with us on the bikes to our hotel.

My friend took the older one. He was lucky because she was A+ service provider. Total damage 1000 tbh / each girl + 300 thb bike-taxi fare and commission.

Service 7/10, Look 7.5/10, not bad huh.

My one's name was Layla and I even have her number. But I can't share it here because forum rules forbid it.

[QUOTE=DRobin; 1551201]Well, last year, on my last night on Pattaya. At 2am. Me and my friend had a sudden urge for some Uzbek beauties. So, we went to 'Mid Town Inn' hotel (near Camelot hotel). Where Uzbek WLs usually hang around at evenings. But at 2am there was none. But a bike-taxi-man told us he can get uzbeki girls for us. So we hopped on two bikes and went to an apartment blocks behind Mike shopping mall. The bike-taxi man called someone and within 5 minutes 2 uzbeki beauties got down. They rode along with us on the bikes to our hotel.

My friend took the older one. He was lucky because she was A+ service provider. Total damage 1000 tbh / each girl + 300 thb bike-taxi fare and commission.

Service 7/10, Look 7. 5/10, not bad huh.

My one's name was Layla and I even have her number. But I can't share it here because forum rules forbid it.[/QUOTE]I am in Pattaya now. Can you please PM me the contact details? Thanks.

[QUOTE=CockTeased;1550458]I get it for 500 B with the Beach Road hotties in their twenties, and I don't have to go with the skanks that is also at Beach Road.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen a hottie on BR in years!

[QUOTE=Amjeck;1552577]I haven't seen a hottie on BR in years![/QUOTE]I have never seen such sparse pickings, and certainly no hotties!