Terribalatha at unexpected place.
Mates, I have to share with you a terrible but funny episode I had, or better, suffered today.
After reading about the local B2B experiences of some of you mongers here, I was so keen on experiencing same, to savour the local flavour of what we so often experience at JH.
So I called the "unexpected place", the salon cum spa (or is it salon, come spa?) on the seaside lane in Bumble-bee and asked for her. "Fortune", described as somewhat dark and chubby, in this forum. They said she was at their Coir-pit place today, on the third floor of a building they share with a supermarket (better known for sausages) and a famous apparel store. I managed to get a booking and went there this afternoon. A posh place, with fully enclosed cubicles made of thin board and smoked glass doors. The shower is inside the cubicle, as is usual with them. A cubicle within a cubicle."cubicle squared", for those who have done maths.
I was a bit taken aback when I saw the "Fortune cookie". Like one of these middle-aged, fussy and nagging secretaries in office. I thought I'd go for the B2B experience anyway and forget about it. First lesson, in hind sight: "Heed your warnings!"
I told her at the very beginning I had heard good about her and that's why I had come. She just nodded. Second lesson: "If you hadn't heeded to first warning, at least heed the second and run for dear life." Second ignored too.
After the massage was over, which was somewhat "OK", she asked if I wanted anything else. I asked what was offer. She said 1) just HS. 2) she'd loosen her clothes and lie on the bed for me to touch her and massage her, after which she'd do a HS. I asked about B2B and she said her colleagues at Bumble-bee had heard from her clients that she had been doing B2B and she hadn't liked it and therefore she was not doing it anymore. At this point I should have taken a shower and walked away giving her 500 bucks as a tip. Anyway, today was not my day and I agreed to her option no 2. Third warning ignored too. I feel ashamed to admit it. I felt like a butcher handling meat. She first lay on her face and I suspected that she had let out air too. That was the icing on the cake, in a negative sense. I squeezed her buttocks gingerly a couple of times, sheerly out of politeness and asked her to turn over, when she told me where to touch her sis, press my fingers on the spot and jerk my hand violently. And she came. She had wet the bedding too. Then she asked me to lie down and started her HS. It was not good. When I asked for a BJ, she asked for a Barucha. And I sacrificed one. Her BJ was like eating murunga and no feeling at all. And she shifted to HS and I made an effort to unload as it would have been a total shame to walk away without having done so. IT guys will understand it was not fully duplex (things happening both ways simultaneously which makes the experience sensuous and exciting for both). When it happens separately, one after the other, there's no feeling, especially when the air is polluted and the dame looks a shame, to boot.
Finally she rolled up the Barucha in a piece snatched off the paper undies I had worn and told me to take it out with me and dispose of it. That was like a souvenir. There was a common toilet on that floor of the building used by all establishments there. No bin and I so I tried to flush it down but it refused to go. It must be there floating and gloating over the story it could tell anyone who sees it. I hope there won't be a DNA test done with it.
This was by far, the worst ever mongering experience in my career and I hope I wouldn't have to resign taking responsibility for this fiasco, like the Fonterra CEO did over the Botulism incident.
Damage: 2k entrance plus 2k to the air polluting dame. Oh what a shame and I was so lame to go trough with it all. I have decided to name her "Terribalatha" and I was like "no hina, no katha"!
Avoid her like the plague mates. To be fair by her, I won't put her name out in the open but those who can't figure out the name could PM me.
P. S. To end the day on a high note I'm making another visit this evening, for a session with one of the best-ever local girls I've come across at a spa. Last Friday I had two great experiences which I have posted here on. Today I've had my worst, like scoring a duck after a century. Let me hit a half-century, at least, this evening.
Thank you and keep it up good work Klicka
[quote=klicka; 1460238]here is the 18 year old girl report. she is from beruwala, working under a female pimp in a suburb.
the girl had a positive attitude. however, she was suffering from a headache yesterday. had 2 pop ins. she offered an excellent bbbj with licking all over the body. she said that she has never offered dfk to anyone but she liked to offer it to me. as you can see in the photos, she is very thin. overall experience was good.
now here is the sad part. the lady pimp charged 6k from me for this girl. but she said that she get only 1000 rupees. the rest 5k is for the pimp who does nothing. this innocent girl has to travel from beruwala to the suburb town in colombo and it cost about 200 rupees for travelling charges. she also told me that she saw a nice pair of slippers on the road and she don't have rs. 300 to buy it. i felt sad for her and offered a 1. 5k tip. now she is looking to find customers without the involvement of the pimp. if anyone is interested, you can pm me. i will pass the contact number. she is willing to come to any place.[/quote]thanks to you klicka.
