OK so I've been lurking here for a while going through this thread and I stumbled across a report which, unbeknownst to the author, the subject is / was a very famous baile funk dancer.
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OK so I've been lurking here for a while going through this thread and I stumbled across a report which, unbeknownst to the author, the subject is / was a very famous baile funk dancer.
I am here. So, what is happening is that everyone from the government to the first year working girls are asking for payment up front, and over payment to compensate for inflation and all the rest. I had a great new girl on Saturday for 300 for 2 h. Asked her over for overnight, and she wants 1000, and more over she wants payment in advance before she comes over so she can go to the salon. Since I've been getting some girls for free, and the most I pay for an overnight now is 400, I guess I just need to let that one go. It is a theme, from landlord to customs taxes. I won't belabor the point, but it's bizarre Brazilian thinking, actually, just outright stupid thinking. But, that's why they call it a market, there are plenty of options. The Brazilians are blowing what ever economic opportunity they had; and the Brazilians with any resources are in Paris.
[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;1775765]Is there anybody in Rio De Janerio right now? I heard the situation is getting very bad, Girls looking to sell ass are out in the street now can be found all over Copacabana like the old days And Most Hotels now will allow you to bring back girls. Just asking I will give you guys a full report when I land in 2 months.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;1776865]I am here. So, what is happening is that everyone from the government to the first year working girls are asking for payment up front, and over payment to compensate for inflation and all the rest. I had a great new girl on Saturday for 300 for 2 h. Asked her over for overnight, and she wants 1000, and more over she wants payment in advance before she comes over so she can go to the salon. Since I've been getting some girls for free, and the most I pay for an overnight now is 400, I guess I just need to let that one go. It is a theme, from landlord to customs taxes. I won't belabor the point, but it's bizarre Brazilian thinking, actually, just outright stupid thinking. But, that's why they call it a market, there are plenty of options. The Brazilians are blowing what ever economic opportunity they had; and the Brazilians with any resources are in Paris.[/QUOTE]The funny part is that Brazilians think the same thing about us. "Reduce prices when sales are slow? How stupid can you be? Your already losing money, why lower prices?
Off to a frustrating start as I had an issue getting money from the Citibank ATM on Av. Nossa Sra. After several attempts with no luck, I resolved to forego the withdrawal and head for the Metro Station Siqueira Campos.
Decided to give Largo do Marchado another try. I'm bound to see some action in the neighborhood at some point but my patience is growing thin. After getting a morning Caipirinha at Fidelense I called upstairs to Ju Pantera before downing the drink and getting the motor revved up.
Passed back by Ousada's again. Same little chick answered the door saying that I need to schedule. Ok cool. Save my self some walking time and try calling but what I realized later in the evening was the numbers were receiving calls so there goes that notion.
Went by Ju's with hopes of catching up with Luma. I'm led inside and given the details of the house. Again no Luma. An APB is officially out on her right now. LOL.
Line-up: Priscila, Robi (n) (I didn't quite understand what she said), Camila, Valesca.
30 minutes 100,00 no anal.
60 minutes 150,00 completo.
No one caught my interest so back to Cacau's for today's line-up. Upon arriving I immediately asked for Duda yet the girl who answered the door wanted to show me the others who were there as well. I wasn't interested in seeing them but still they arrived to the room for show and tell. Before sending them she gave me the details of the house.
Donation for Duda was 150,00 for 30 minutes and 200,00 for 60 minutes.
Donation for the others was 100,00 for 30 minutes and 150,00 for 60 minutes.
Line-up: Bruna, Gaby, Duda.
Selection: Duda.
Time: 60 minutes.
Donation: 200,00.
Kiss: Yes.
Oral: BBBJ.
Oral Completo: I don't know.
Anal: Yes (Tax 0,00).
Repeat: Yes.
Description of the Casa:
Not much of an entrance way. Once the door closes you're pretty much in the hallway being shown to a cabin.
Description of the Cabin:
Comfortable queen size mattress which sat on the floor with a mirror tilting off the wall towards the foot side. Cool temperature as the air circulated and music played in the background. A nice sized room overall.
Description of the Garota:
Pretty smile. Taller than I thought but she's proportionate. Bubbly personality and seems like she would cool to hand out with outside of work. Nice body overall and knows how to please.
The Session:
The local boards rate her highly. She didn't appear to be the same skin tone as some web site photos that I'the seen but I decided to give her a spin before heading to Centro for the day. Spoke with her about the particulars and she offered a dupla. I smiled and declined, stating that I wanted 3 - her ass, her mouth, and her pussy. She smiled and called me a safado (bad boy, shameless) before scampering off to shower.
Once she returned we chatted for a short time then got down to business. Touching and kissing her I quickly found her spots that make her go wild and turn colors. So being the gentleman that I am I kept at those spots and drove her wild until it was time for her blessings. She gave an professional BBBJ, so good that I could have just gotten that for most of the session before closing it out by pulling up to her bumper. But I didn't just settle for those two, I partook in her other talents as well. This girl rides like there is no tomorrow and I was hoping the sun didn't set on the way she put her energies into her movements.
After showering we exchanged pleasantries once more and I was on my way to Centro in search of Round 2.
I arrived in Centro at 17:00 to meet up with someone I had tried to schedule with on the fly but by the time we could really get back in touch with each other she had already headed for the train to go home. We would make plans to try to link a few days later as she was not working the next few days.
With that being a bust I ventured back to VIP to see if I could catch up with my targeted prospect after stopping by a bar a couple of blocks away to refuel and sharpen up.
Line-up: Flavia, Maryana, Renata, Julia, Penelope, Bruninha, Agatha, Sabrina.
No dice today as the girl I wanted to see was busy. I'm good and pissed at this point. But she seems to be a favorite and I'm not mad at the brothers in the hobby for their selection of her. I'll be back for her before the year is out. Oh yeah, ass or no ass given, I'm going to catch up with her.
Strolling around by some other spots, I still didn't see anyone of interest. I ventured over towards T81 in search of Faceclub which I didn't remember seeing a couple of nights ago. Still no sight of it and at this point I'm starving so I stopped in at Devassa for some salmon, vegetables, and beer.
A slow day for me and I'm beginning to slow down so after dinner, I head back towards the train station with Copa in my sights. On the way there, I peeped into 119 before being reminded of why I had never gone back in there. Standing room only, smoke filled room with very little to no space to maneuver. I left and board the train to Copa.
Back in Copa, I decided to lay down and recharge before taking on the night at Mabs and DV. Well that's what the mind had thoughts of at least. The body, on the other hand, needed the night off so an off night I gave it.
Domingo –Sex Eat Sex Swim Sex.
Sunday, I did the Botafogo indoor triathlon with Lorena, that is, She came over at 14 h. Since I had to fuck a little, I ate out her little asshole, and pussy, then I fucked her mouth, her pussy, and her ass, just a little bit.
We went down to the café next to the piscina in my apartment hotel. We ate some carne Assada. We went back up to the apartment for the main course, an energetic 30 minutes of banging while watching Rocco bang Franceska Jaimes in the ass along with another willing wench. We rested a bit. I always like resting with Lorena, who has 38 DD tits, which are God's equivalent of natural pillows.
We suited up, headed down to the piscina, and we swam and grabbed ass in the pool. Grabbing her little carioca bunda is quite fun, especially in the afternoon light in a pool amid a few high rise towers of very correct brasilians looking down on me cuddling up with a 19 year old in the pool, along with her magnificent tits, easily the best in the apartment complex.
We went back up to the apartment and banged again. Sundays are made for Lorena by the pool.
Later that night on a non pro date, my non pro asked me, what songs do I sing. I said, "her nigger think she's faithful but she's running game / She's got my number stored under fake names. " Which has a certain irony, that is, the title of the song, "don't tell them. " I'm not a hip hop guy by profile, but I am now a hip hop guy in terms of which songs are at the top of my mental playlist, as I have been conditioned by which sounds make 19 year olds want to fuck, which is not a bad criteria.
Segunda – Double Booking Dupla.
So my standard procedure is double book. Today, this lead to the uncomfortable situation where both girls show up. So, It's 14 and Rayssa is showered, ready to suck my cock, actually she already has. And there's a knock on the door. The portaria has brought up Patty Carioca (see my previous Carioca v Paulistana review).
And Patty is not amused by the realization that there's another girl in a towel. All along I've been telling her, I want you for my real girlfriend. Well. You know, It's rio. SO, naturally, I ask, dupla? Kind of like the proper kids in South Pasadena ask, Doubles?
Girls talk a bit, feel each other out. And about an hour later, it looks like a artillery shell scored a direct hit on a condom factory / sex shop / smoke dispensary. A half dozen condoms are draped over furniture. A few aqua de coco's are open, along with an excellent bottle of Chilean Malbec.
We started with my eating out Patty Carioca's awesome little pussy. Easily one of the best and tightest in Rio. Rayssa, being a sport, licked Patty's lower lips too. I suited up my dick, and started fucking Patty, in missionary. Then in de quarto, doggy style. She has a great ass. She still won't give me her little hole, the wench. She has a great bunda, and Rayssa and I slap and grope her ass from behind. Oh, and Rayssa starts the whole thing off with me in a leash since I have to be submissive, since I've been, well, a little of a vagabundo. So I get spanked and whipped throughout the fuck session. Better for little Patty to feel like I am submissive to her, truly sorry for scheduling to fuck two women.
Anyway, halftime of the first session comes, and I shower up. Towels fly. Three bodies, lots of things spinning off in all directions. Hip Hop, porn, the usual. I come back out, again in my leash, and Patty takes control of the big stud, as I go down on Rayssa, until she comes. Then I fuck Rayssa. I fuck Rayssa from behind, while Patty feeds Rayssa cock and balls -- good sex toys make for creative banging. Patty seems to like having a dick, and she puts it into Rayssa's mouth pretty good. I tell Patty, I want to marry you and you be my esposa, but we will just use Rayssa for our working girl, our cachorra. We both slap Rayssa's ass a little while I fuck her. But, it's Patty's tight pussy I want, and I bend Patty over again, and blow a load.
Well, you fuck them, you have to feed them. Essential apartment contents include small massa microwavable meals. 6 minutes later, it's gnocchi, or spaghetti.
Rayssa is suiting up for another client. You know you've made it when the working girls start steeling your sex toys for their next client. OK, you know, just go ahead and take the 20 cm cock and balls, just make sure you bring the back – and I don't know where the shaft goes in the Barao do Flamengo with your next client.
Meanwhile, around Chez Vagabundo in Botaogo, Patty and I eat, relax, sleep a little, and then fuck again. A perfect refresher fuck to fluff up the vital reproductive organs. I call AZN Safado, who wants a turn on Patty. A few hours later, AZN is in my apartment, which still looks like an explosive turned a condom factory / winery / smoke dispensary into a battle zone. Patty has panties and a bra on, and dresses, and talks shyly. Eventually, logistics are arranged, and off AZN and Patty go by taxi to Catete. I try to rent a bike from BikeRio on Sao Clemente, but catch Rayssa coming back. We go up to the apartment, where she returns my dildo – I don't even want to know what she did with it to her male client. She charges her phone, and we smoke, and reflect on life. What I need is a Brazilian girl who speaks English and has a passport, who has traveled before, there are places to find such Carioca women, and they are not termas, prives, or freelancers. I walk Rayssa to the metro and head north with her. Her scramble for a actual seat makes sense as she is going to Pavuna. I get off at Uruguiana, where I money up at HSBC, and stock up on ED drugs (Nacoes pharmacy has 200 MG of Viagra for 8 reais, and tadalafil 20 MG for 7 reais. So I stock up on my synergistic cocktail, keeping that class of supply well overstocked, with pockets of condoms and lube.
I grab a metro and supervia to a little love motel in Zona Norte for another love session, with a girl I classify has having the best ass in Rio, over a multi year period. Between a night of backrubs are two marathon anal fucks on the outskirts of Meier. A little after 1 PM, we finish up, and I find a late night bus to Sans Pena, and tire of waiting for buses, and finally cab it back to Botafogo. I am dressed in a Vasco shirt. I had been sporting Sao Paulo teams, but Vasco is my true love and loyalty, and it gets the best reactions from the most important people, bus drivers and cops after midnight in zona norte in Rio. These are good people.
And so it goes. Riofornication. Week 24?
See pictures of Patty. I will pass long her info to qualified parties by PM. Best pussy in Rio, well at least top 5%. There's another girl, a Roberta, from Saturday night, who actually has a better pussy, and a super tight little ass. But, Patty is mignon, picanha, a top slice of pussy pie between her two shapely legs, and that bunda.
If the Brazilian attitude is to gouge the few customers who are there, then the customer must be ready to say no, and to complain; this is why I always double, triple book now. With 3 good options for pernoite, one will come in at 400 or for free.
[QUOTE=Bravo;1777105]The funny part is that Brazilians think the same thing about us. "Reduce prices when sales are slow? How stupid can you be? Your already losing money, why lower prices?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JadaPill;1776863]OK so I've been lurking here for a while going through this thread and I stumbled across a report which, unbeknownst to the author, the subject is / was a very famous baile funk dancer.[/QUOTE]Wonderful Arse.
Ay que culo mas bueno.
Knocks it out of the park with another detail-filled report showing you how to get it done in Rio, if you have the time, inclination and at least a little Portuguese. Great read!
Take note, board dwellers. This is how you do it.
-Cartman.
[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1;1777325]Domingo Sex Eat Sex Swim Sex.
Sunday, I did the Botafogo indoor triathlon with Lorena, that is, She came over at 14 h. Since I had to fuck a little, I ate out her little asshole, and pussy, then I fucked her mouth, her pussy, and her ass, just a little bit.
We went down to the caf next to the piscina in my apartment hotel. We ate some carne Assada. We went back up to the apartment for the main course, an energetic 30 minutes of banging while watching Rocco bang Franceska Jaimes in the ass along with another willing wench. We rested a bit. I always like resting with Lorena, who has 38 DD tits, which are God's equivalent of natural pillows.
We suited up, headed down to the piscina, and we swam and grabbed ass in the pool. Grabbing her little carioca bunda is quite fun, especially in the afternoon light in a pool amid a few high rise towers of very correct brasilians looking down on me cuddling up with a 19 year old in the pool, along with her magnificent tits, easily the best in the apartment complex.
We went back up to the apartment and banged again. Sundays are made for Lorena by the pool.
Later that night on a non pro date, my non pro asked me, what songs do I sing. I said, "her nigger think she's faithful but she's running game / She's got my number stored under fake names. " Which has a certain irony, that is, the title of the song, "don't tell them. " I'm not a hip hop guy by profile, but I am now a hip hop guy in terms of which songs are at the top of my mental playlist, as I have been conditioned by which sounds make 19 year olds want to fuck, which is not a bad criteria.
Segunda Double Booking Dupla.
So my standard procedure is double book. Today, this lead to the uncomfortable situation where both girls show up. So, It's 14 and Rayssa is showered, ready to suck my cock, actually she already has. And there's a knock on the door. The portaria has brought up Patty Carioca (see my previous Carioca v Paulistana review).
And Patty is not amused by the realization that there's another girl in a towel. All along I've been telling her, I want you for my real girlfriend. Well. You know, It's rio. SO, naturally, I ask, dupla? Kind of like the proper kids in South Pasadena ask, Doubles?
Girls talk a bit, feel each other out. And about an hour later, it looks like a artillery shell scored a direct hit on a condom factory / sex shop / smoke dispensary. A half dozen condoms are draped over furniture. A few aqua de coco's are open, along with an excellent bottle of Chilean Malbec.
We started with my eating out Patty Carioca's awesome little pussy. Easily one of the best and tightest in Rio. Rayssa, being a sport, licked Patty's lower lips too. I suited up my dick, and started fucking Patty, in missionary. Then in de quarto, doggy style. She has a great ass. She still won't give me her little hole, the wench. She has a great bunda, and Rayssa and I slap and grope her ass from behind. Oh, and Rayssa starts the whole thing off with me in a leash since I have to be submissive, since I've been, well, a little of a vagabundo. So I get spanked and whipped throughout the fuck session. Better for little Patty to feel like I am submissive to her, truly sorry for scheduling to fuck two women.
Anyway, halftime of the first session comes, and I shower up. Towels fly. Three bodies, lots of things spinning off in all directions. Hip Hop, porn, the usual. I come back out, again in my leash, and Patty takes control of the big stud, as I go down on Rayssa, until she comes. Then I fuck Rayssa. I fuck Rayssa from behind, while Patty feeds Rayssa cock and balls -- good sex toys make for creative banging. Patty seems to like having a dick, and she puts it into Rayssa's mouth pretty good. I tell Patty, I want to marry you and you be my esposa, but we will just use Rayssa for our working girl, our cachorra. We both slap Rayssa's ass a little while I fuck her. But, it's Patty's tight pussy I want, and I bend Patty over again, and blow a load.
Well, you fuck them, you have to feed them. Essential apartment contents include small massa microwavable meals. 6 minutes later, it's gnocchi, or spaghetti.
Rayssa is suiting up for another client. You know you've made it when the working girls start steeling your sex toys for their next client. OK, you know, just go ahead and take the 20 cm cock and balls, just make sure you bring the back and I don't know where the shaft goes in the Barao do Flamengo with your next client.
Meanwhile, around Chez Vagabundo in Botaogo, Patty and I eat, relax, sleep a little, and then fuck again. A perfect refresher fuck to fluff up the vital reproductive organs. I call AZN Safado, who wants a turn on Patty. A few hours later, AZN is in my apartment, which still looks like an explosive turned a condom factory / winery / smoke dispensary into a battle zone. Patty has panties and a bra on, and dresses, and talks shyly. Eventually, logistics are arranged, and off AZN and Patty go by taxi to Catete. I try to rent a bike from BikeRio on Sao Clemente, but catch Rayssa coming back. We go up to the apartment, where she returns my dildo I don't even want to know what she did with it to her male client. She charges her phone, and we smoke, and reflect on life. What I need is a Brazilian girl who speaks English and has a passport, who has traveled before, there are places to find such Carioca women, and they are not termas, prives, or freelancers. I walk Rayssa to the metro and head north with her. Her scramble for a actual seat makes sense as she is going to Pavuna. I get off at Uruguiana, where I money up at HSBC, and stock up on ED drugs (Nacoes pharmacy has 200 MG of Viagra for 8 reais, and tadalafil 20 MG for 7 reais. So I stock up on my synergistic cocktail, keeping that class of supply well overstocked, with pockets of condoms and lube.
I grab a metro and supervia to a little love motel in Zona Norte for another love session, with a girl I classify has having the best ass in Rio, over a multi year period. Between a night of backrubs are two marathon anal fucks on the outskirts of Meier. A little after 1 PM, we finish up, and I find a late night bus to Sans Pena, and tire of waiting for buses, and finally cab it back to Botafogo. I am dressed in a Vasco shirt. I had been sporting Sao Paulo teams, but Vasco is my true love and loyalty, and it gets the best reactions from the most important people, bus drivers and cops after midnight in zona norte in Rio. These are good people.
And so it goes. Riofornication. Week 24?
See pictures of Patty. I will pass long her info to qualified parties by PM. Best pussy in Rio, well at least top 5%. There's another girl, a Roberta, from Saturday night, who actually has a better pussy, and a super tight little ass. But, Patty is mignon, picanha, a top slice of pussy pie between her two shapely legs, and that bunda.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JadaPill;1776863]OK so I've been lurking here for a while going through this thread and I stumbled across a report which, unbeknownst to the author, the subject is / was a very famous baile funk dancer.[/QUOTE]Ok, so who is she?
So Rayssa comes over at 14 h. We bang for an hour or two to some porn.
Then another black girl comes over at 16:30, and we bang for another hour. (some very accurate pix from her site, attached).
Paid 150 r each for about 3 or 4 hours of sex.
The best bang for the buck in order, IMHO:
1. non pro, (making a main effort of brazilcupid upcoming quarter).
2. freelancer, (freelancers especially first month or two are basically no pros; best relationship this year, maybe ever in Rio was a 1st month freelancer).
3. prive (150 r for an hour, and they get half; do the math; go in and get the line up at starting hour each day; session, pernoite; viagem).
4. terma (see my negative review of Brenda, the one terma girl I went up with so far this year; problem is girl "anchors" on 400 r an hour, or 700 r; MC and Solarium are basically 100 r showers, and places to socialize with other mongers).
Cartman, we need to do MC or 4 x 4, maybe even Mosaico with a suite at Malaga by taxi on hold one night. Pick a weeknight, 163 for a suite with hidro and sauna at Malaga, pernoite starting at 19 h, easy taxi to Mosaico to check out the talent from the Zona Sul termas after midnight. One night of missed beauty sleep won't kill any of us. Anyone else interested, PM me and we can get a few ISG mongers to check out VM Mosaico one night from a Malaga base with taxi; and nearby aconchega carioca restaurant for the cerveza, pumpkin shrimp dish, and bolinhos de feijoiada.
[QUOTE=EricCartman;1777590]Knocks it out of the park with another detail-filled report showing you how to get it done in Rio, if you have the time, inclination and at least a little Portuguese. Great read!
Take note, board dwellers. This is how you do it.
-Cartman.[/QUOTE]Dirty poetry in motion! Nice!
When you go into bang, be it your apt, a prive, or local, or hotel.
Wear a Brazilian soccer shirt.
Have your cash in 10's and 20's, even 5's and 2's. Pull out a wad of small bills for the 150 or 100.
Play hip hop music on a speaker from your phone.
Complain about your own family, medical emergencies, etc, etc that are draining all your cash. We all have real problems too.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;1777362]If the Brazilian attitude is to gouge the few customers who are there, then the customer must be ready to say no, and to complain; this is why I always double, triple book now. With 3 good options for pernoite, one will come in at 400 or for free.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PatmarBeleza1;1778034]Sand nearby aconchega carioca restaurant for the cerveza, pumpkin shrimp dish, and bolinhos de feijoiada.[/QUOTE]Don't forget Botto Bar literally across the street from Malaga. Problem is, when I start drinking the amazing beers on draft at Botto Bar, I stop wanting to go anywhere else. And I certainly lose the ability to do so LOL. Not to mentino that insane headache of mixing Vitamin V with a few high-test beers!
Heading to Rio for first time for work, staying in Barra the Tijuca area near Windsor Barra hotel, and would appreciate any recommendations on options in that area, either bars nearby for pickup or services to order from, as well as prices in Real. Would be glad to provide info for many other countries, Japan, Costa Rica, etc. If anyone needs.