An unfortunate, yet hilarious event
I usually don't go for the small petite thai gogo girl. I prefer seeking out tall girls with big booties, but this girl was the most seductive and slutty pole dancer I've ever seen in a thai gogo. I barfined her and took her straight back to my room. Just as I suspected she was an animal! Glorious BBBJ, DATY, DFK and a great attitude. She definitely brought her pole dancing energy back to the sack! Now it must be explained that My bank account only lets me withdraw $300 per day from ATMs. I only had 1500 bht when I got to Nana and explained to the Mamasan (who drug me in there and insisted it didn't matter and I could pay the girl of my choice 1000 for an hour) Wasn't going to argue with that, but apparently she didn't communicate this to my pole dancer. So our session is coming to an end I decide to finish with a BBBJCIM which takes for ever, at the end I'm on my knees on the bed and she's on her knees going to town. For some reason when I tell her I'm coming she didn't want me to explode in her mouth so she lifts her head up a bit and opens her mouth like waiting for me to shoot up in her mouth. Right as I explode she moves her head slightly and the first huge stream blasts straight up her left nostril! So she starts choking and gagging, meanwhile hot streaks of jizz are still spraying into her mouth and face. At this point she turns her head and amidst loud gags makes a comical hunched over, break for the bathroom. So I'm sitting there, still shuddering from an amazing orgasm with mingled feelings of guilt and amusement over whats taking place. Now the waters running, she's spitting, and rinsing her mouth out and gagging so hard it sounds like she might be puking. I gave her her space. Eventually she comes back smiling shyly. I apologize and we laugh it off. Whew! Things didn't stay comfortable for long however. I hand her two pathetic 500 baht notes for an amazing performance and taking a load up her nose. She is pissed! I try to explain but she won't even look at me, won't leave and now she's got tears running down her face, it was terrible, I felt like such an asshole, but had no way to make it up to her. She didn't believe me about my ATM so I told her to call her Mamasan. She's arguing and bitching on the phone and starts crying harder and hangs up, she turns and spits some serious venom in thai for a minute then storms out the door. After recovering from the What the f*k just happened moment I walked into the bathroom to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] and explode into laughter. There was slightly digested rice all over in the sink. She had actually vomited from the ordeal. She puked rice from a load up the nose! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Terrible I know, but you have to see the humor in it. I swore to find her again in her gogo and just hand her 2000 baht. I felt I owed it to her. It must have been an embarrassing slap in the face of an evening. I stopped in on two different nights but couldn't find her.