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Just go to 4 x 4 and ask for Vanessa, and her real name is Monica. She was in the brazilian Playboy magazine in 2005, and she still looks hot. She has a big, round ass if that is your cup of tea. But beware, she is fiesty and you have to catch her in a good mood. She is all about the money, time is money for her.
Hopefully, your portuguese is decent. All should go well in taming this crazy garota. She is a morena with long straight her, and a great smile and amzing ass. Nice tits too. She does not wear much makeup. She has a tattoo of a her scorpio sing on her foremarm. Good luck. Laters!
Puta Playa Rio Trip Report - Part I
Summary:
4 days, 7 casas, 7 girls. Sessions were split between Copa and Centro.
This was my first time mongering in Rio. I was impressed by the sheer number of available girls and casas, but dissapointed in the garden variety of sex that was typically offered. Where are the pervy girls that have to tamed, rather than asked for debauchery? My previous mongering experience in Brasil was in Sao Paulo termas (Dreams and mainly Bacos) Every girl at Bacos was a completa gravy eater and quasi ass fetishist. They would try to do other stuff like crazy positions, rimming, etc if you allowed them. Stress the word allow, because they just go after you and you might end up with a finger somewhere unexpected or having your toes chewed if you let down your guard. In Rio, I found only 1 completa and CIM girl out of 7. Paulistas have the reputation in Brazil for being more straightlaced than Cariocas, so I had very high expectations for Carioca garotas with regard to what they would do. Overall, the Rio scene is still awesome due to the variety of girls and low price. It just takes a lot of trials and money to find a Rio equivalent to the Paulistas, but from now on I’ll get a cell number and take-out when I find one. I’ll be counting the days until I can come back.
My goal was to open up 7 girls at 7 different places, besting my previous Brazil score by 1 in less days than before. Some are you are aware, from another thread, that I was there on business with some devout puritans (one is my boss) for most of the days and had to fly under their radars. Mission accomplished using advice from the board! Everybody was happy, except one of us was really happy and that’s me.
So now on to the logistics of getting balls deep in as many GDP’s as possible, on limited time and money while seeing lots of the town and running the gamut of ho houses to the point where you can honestly tell your jealous friends back home that you have "Done Rio." Figuratively, or literally, as you wish.
HOTELS:
I stayed at Copacabana Premier and it is not girl friendly. They have a sign at the front desk stating prohibition of GdP’s. I recommend that mongers needing GFE/takeout stay nearby at Atlantico Copacabana, which has been noted in the forum to be girl friendly. I’m not (yet) into bringing GDP’s to the room, and valued the free wireless more, hence the choice to stay where I did. This part of Rua Tonelero is a nice area to stay, safe, not touristy, and both aforementioned hotels are right across the street from the Siqueria Campos metro station, allowing easy access to Centro termas or any normal places that you might want to go downtown.
MONEY:
In Copa, an ATM is just inside the grocery store near the corner of Rua Sequeira Campos and Rua Tonelero and it has a great exchange rate with low fee.
In Centro, I spent all day there and didn’t find an ATM. All the banks have a zillion machines but they are for bank transactions only. Even the Bradesco machines with Cirrus/Plus logos wouldn’t accept my ATM card.
MONGER MEDS:
Vitamin C and Azitromicina can be purchased at the drogaria near the corner of Rua Figueirdo and Rua Tonelero, for those like me who enjoy better mongering through science. I also bought a pack of Cialis at a Pacheco drugstore downtown on Ave Rio Branco. R$56 for 2 pills and R$117 for 4. The azitro was generic and called Zitroneo, R$33 for a 3 pill pack. I got a bad eye infection from my first mongering experience in the termas of Sao Paulo. I got slightly drunk and crazy every night, 69ing garotas (yes, I know) I’m sure this is the cause, so now I medicate with Zitro to prevent any culo eye or so forth (and don’t 69’ GDPs). Zitro is good for treatment of anything non-viral you can catch from a GDP or her casa, so I take a 500 mg pill daily assuming it’s also preventative.
Cialis is great too. I really only want 1 good GDP per day, but I’m playing a numbers game so it helps me to rise to the occasion when I don’t even feel in the mood but need to work fast on the score. It the only way to go if you need to do a second session that starts with CBJ.
MONGER FUEL:
Maracus in Leme was great seafood, albeit expensive and a little overwhelming in the number of foods presented. Porcao Rios was good churrascaria. I ate pastels from the shops and stick churrascaria from the illegal street vendors most of the time, when the policia weren’t tipping over the carts as I walked up. Nothing more to say since I’m not really a foodie.
MONGER CLOTHES:
Do dress down in Copa and wear Havanianas. Don’t wear Havanianas or shorts in Centro during winter. That is Copa dress. Doing so in Centro makes you a target for touts and beggars, as everyone else is in street shoes and pants and you stick out. Centro Day Two I switched to jeans and Doc Martens and I was not bothered. Maybe it’s the big DM stompers that keeps them away.
Bring your favorite condoms, 2 for every session you intend to have. My memory of the thick little Brazilian condoms had faded due to time and their negation by the buceta muscle skills of the Paulista GDP’s, and hence I did not feel motivated to bring my own supply. Rio GDP’s did not compensate during BJ or by flexing the buceta. Perhaps they are so heavily trafficked in Rio thre is no flex left! ? Only Ane at L’uomo had the vise grip, a bit counterintuitive since she was the only momma of the bunch.
Monger Humor
Q: ‘William, what does your mom do for a living’ A: "Anything that’s got a pulse and a $R270 line of credit", haha.
COMMON SENSE AND SAFETY:
This time I only ate at the Y once, got out of centro via Metro before 9 pm and never drank a sigificant amount of alcohol. I have a self-control problem and ‘it won’t happen to me’ attitude, hence I have an innate tendency to throw it all out there on the line, balls to the wall. So, not giving the GDP’s a BFE, not drinking enough to hurt my game, and remembering my place in Brazil as a gringo.. That was a growth experience in my journey toward becoming a seasoned monger.
GAROTAS AND THEIR CASAS:
Friday 6/19.--- HANGING OUT IN THE BAR
Sessioned at:
Copacabana Termas: Bar 22
Arrived in Copa about 9 pm and hit Bar 22 (Rua Sequeira Campos, 22). If you are coming from the direction of the beach, it is on the right hand side of Sequeira Campos right around the corner from the bar with the big yellow Brahma beer awning. It has a 22 on each side of the narrow doorway. Walk up the stairs and pay the girl $R12 entrance and get your tab sheet for beer, garota bingo, etc. The rooms have showers but aren’t very clean.
The bar was packed with locals and about 10 girls. I got lucky and got the best looking girl in the place, Bianca, as I walked through the door. Morena, 27 yrs, about 5’6, no kids, no damage to the goods, no tattoos, told me she was married and showed the ring (I came on that, ha! ), super tight for a late 20 something, meaning both the buceta and the overall body. Not a hardcore GDP. The age, attitude and condition of the goods leads me to believe she’s new to the game most likely with some variation of pimp/cuckold fetish thing going on with the husband. Some guy was motioning to her to hurry up and session whilst we were waiting for bingo. I thought he was waiting in line for a turn, but I sessioned with Bianca, she went back to the boite as did I, but he just sat across the room and watched her. Some uncommon voyeuristic situation for sure. During session, I asked if she does BBBJ (chupeta sem camisinha in my pig Porto), she shook her head like "maybe". I gave an incredulous look and she yielded "Sim." I paid at the desk, $100 R for 30 minutes. You go to a room, wash your junk in the shower, and proceed. The place is not clean, but the selection is nice. Bianca did BBBJ, followed by a great and very realistic orgasmic session on her part (Brazileras are great actresses, so look at their toes to see if they are coming for real), then finished with a BBBJ but would not allow CIM.
I was just coming back from a week in a third-world village elsewhere in RJ state, happy to have hot shower, hot café, and hot buceta, so I didn’t try for completa but probably could have got there. I got a finger up anyway. It’s the effort that counts, I’ll keep telling myself that.
Overall, if Bianca is representative, Bar 22 is a nice place to hang out and session. Good vibe, more like a normal bar that happens to have GDPs. Mostly its locals who drink beer and fondle, but weren’t buying programmas. So the bingo game was a huge deal. The house roared when some poor but lucky bastard finally won.
Saturday, 6/20: DOWN AND DIRTY IN COPA
Sessioned at:
Copa Casa: Ave Ns Copacabana 583 Apt 204.
This was a slow day due to the obligatory Corvocado trip and due to my traveling with the chaste gentlemen, who clung to me like stink on shit and almost shut down my mongering activities for the day.
I visited Ave Ns Copacabana 583 Apt 204 at 8:30 pm. Walked in past the elevator and took two flights of stairs up. If visiting, just follow the sound of blasting music. There is no cover charge. 5 girls were in the apartment. 2 were chatting it up with the house boss. Low quality here, but I got a 7 out of the group and that was the best. Here name begins with a T but doesn’t matter. At $R90 for 20 minutes it wasn’t a value; however, I was in the mood for new and fast foda, so I sessioned. The girl had a poor attitude, "hurry up and pop, did you pop? ". Gostar. Sem? Orgasmo, sem? (I’m still balls deep. WTF do you think? ). Her junk had odor, like she’d just been rooted in the culo. The presentation during the act was fake to the point of annoyance. I have a mongering name that I have used all over the world, and it is the real name of a super straightlaced guy that I used to work with. So basically, the whole time she is calling out that guy’s name at the top of her lungs and annoying me. It was not a good session. I wanted to just leave after 5 minutes, but I doubted that they would have a liberal refund plicy.
At this point, I began thinking of going upscale to L’uomo or similar at a higher price point.
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Puta Playa Rio Trip Report - Part II
SUNDAY, 6/21: MOVING ON UP
Sessioned at:
Copa Termas : L’uomo
Went to L’uomo about 4:30, shortly after opening. R$60 entrance and $210 for a 40 min cabine. There were about 10 girls in the boite. About 4 of them were really hot. I chose to sit with the loira named Ane based on long range presentation before even seeing the moneymakers. (The shine of PVC accoutrements and glittering eyeshadow sets off some hormonal reaction in me, I’d run off a cliff chasing the vista.) She was great in the boite and promised completa and CIM. She’s 23 and has a kid but no scars. We hung out there for about an hour and went back for session. The session was good, very spirited girl and a hard worker who enjoys the job. She came for real several times, the curled toes telling the truth, and she was rubbing her clit like crazy while I layed pipe. however, she lied about completa and also wouldn’t allow a CIM finish, either. I got a finger in the culo, and that’s it. She was like, “nao, nao, nao” and gave me the Mutombo finger wag repeatedly, so I gave up.
Then I decided that, the next time I get turned down for culo, I’m checking the GDP’s kit to see if a partially used tube of asscaine cream is in there. If so, and if I was promised completa, I’m arguing the right to sphincter and lower GI based on the GDP’s premeditation and preparedness.
If you session with Ane, make her work it in the boite. I noticed that Ane is really into herself, loves to dance in the boite and watch herself in the mirrors. Kind of gets a weird focused look in her eyes when she does it, like she’s watching in third person; turning herself on or something. The beer loosens up her attitude fast, she went from zero to horny in 2 Skols. Buy her 4 Skol and you may get an outstanding completa session.
40 mins in cabine and 4 skol beers costed me US$136. This included Ane’s drink commision, which was about US$2.5. The exchange rate was 0.95:1 for USD. L’uomo was good and a much needed respite from the low end casas.
MONDAY, 6/22: THE BIG CENTRO TOUR
Sessioned at:
Centro Casa: Flavia Massagens located at
Centro Casa: No Name but located at Ave. Rio Branco 185 Apt 2622
Now the weeked was over and Centro was my new frontier, so I rode the metro from Siqueria Campos station to U station. I took most of the sample trip that Christopherd posted here not long ago. (Thanks Chris for the great and accurate directions..having the printed copy of your tour is like having a Carioca wingman).
I stopped at BA85 and there were a *lot* of girls there. The stairs looked like something from a submarine; treacherous, and as old as Rio itself. I saw a stunning morena, a real spinner about 4.5 feet tall. I would have taken her, but she was yawning every 10 seconds so I figured a tired garota would be a waste of time and opted out.
So I left BA85 and went to Flavia Massagens. By far, best session of the trip was had at this Tier 3 casa. Prices were as shown in Bwana Dik’s guide, so I won’t repeat them here. They have a shower and the place is clean. You walk in, look around at the girls and take your pick. I sessioned with Brenda. Great looking 20 yr old girl, beautiful girl next door face, natural tits, nice cushy Brazilian bunda. After BBBJ foreplay, I invited myself to open her GDP kit and looked inside. I saw the asscaine that completa GDP’s carry, so I pulled it out and had her lube up. Due to my limited Porto, I think, but can’t be sure, that she offered me BB culo. She was asscained, legs skyward and just waiting to be entered, then finally offered the camisinha when I hestiated to stick it in sem camisinha. If so, that is scary. Anyway, When she rolled back to offer the culo straight-away, I felt as if I had taken a time machine back to those glory days of yesteryear in Termas Bacos. I pounded the culo for about 40 minutes straight and she never complained, rather she liked it and put me right back in when I popped out. I never touched the buceta. She finished me with CIM, swallowed, and then asked me if I wanted to pop again. Awesome girl. I declined because I wanted to save some juice for another girl and casa, yet to be determined at that time. She bummed a cigarette from me, we smoked for a bit, and she ended up giving me a full body massage. The whole cigarette thing reminded me, from experience elsewhere in mongering and normal sitations, that smoker girls tend to give up culo and CIM more often and easier than non-smokers. Risk aversion defines a lifestyle. , so from then on it is notably helpful to remember “fumanche o nao fumanche?” From Sao Paulo termas, I learned that if a girl will smoke, and full tongue in the boite, and drinks more than you (even better)…you’re in for a great session.
I stopped at Urgania 24 and really appreciated the wide staircase after climbing wet monkey bars in Havanianas at BA85. Lots of girls at U24, but no stunners. The selection here was not as a good as BA85. I stopped by here twice during the day just to use the free non-functioning but open bathroom on the top floor, which is the second nastiest area I’ve ever been in. I thought my dick would get bitten by a hungry fly. I can’t find banheiros in centro. I guess you have to patronize a brothel to take a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]. That’s what I did. [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], session, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], leave. ‘I have to take a leak, better check Spertos list for a casa.’
Next I stopped at Casarao about 4 pm. There were about 6 girls. With the exception of 1, non of them seemed alive. The best looking girl in the casa had a boot kicked up on the table and was leaned back taking a rest. Wouldn’t go back here. They ripped me off by posting Skol at 3 on the boite sign, then charging me 5 at cash-out time. I didn’t have the Porto, time, or motivation to argue it.
I checked out Rua do Ouvidor 130, as listed in Sperto’s centro guide, but it was closed and the brothels have moved. Being a shamelessy ugly first-world devil puta monger and all around safado, I had stopped by just so that I could say that I parked my dick in a Brasilera for less than the cost of parking a car in my city. $10 USD, (R$20 per pop) per Sperto. There was a sign that said that they have moved to 137 and gave a phone number to call for directions. 137 is across the street and is a big building, so I couldn’t tell what floor or apartments they might have moved to.
Lastly, I sessioned with yet another Brenda at Ave. Rio Branco 185 Apt 2622. Nicest casa of the trip. It looks classy and has a shower. You might say the casa was decorated with a woman’s touch. The girls, about 8 of them, come out one by one and introduce themselves to you i.e. ‘Ola, Tudo Bem?..Brenda”, so remember the name if you see one you like. R$85/40 min as per Sperto’s list. Brenda was the best of the morenas and lighter girls, which I am into, but had a late twenties facial complexion and stretch marks on the hips, which shows up strong on the morenas. She likes the taste of latex, so stay away from her if you need a BBBJ. It was entertaining to see her fuck up three times trying to be cool/sexy with putting the Brazilian 20 mil tarp on using only lips and tongue. Had I not been pissed about the condom, I would have laughed on try number 2 and probably gotten my dick bitten off for the insult to her skill. When the big heavy tarp comes out at BJ time, that’s when Vitamin C pays for itself.
The Brendas are not a collective. I was spoiled earlier in the day by the other Brenda at Flavia massage, 20 yrs old, perfect skin, perfect culo, no evidence of mileage. I wished I could bottle that and take it home. This second Brenda, I’d have timeshared the rest mid-session for R$20 if possible.
TUESDAY, 6/23:
GOING OUT IN A SPURT OF GLORY
Sessioned at:
Centro Casa: Bel Prazer, Ave Rio Branco 185 sala 2114
Centro Termas: Quatro por Quatro (4x4), Rua Buenos Aires 44
Last day in Rio, so I had to stay in the game and make it good by pointing 4 more new legs skyward that day. Ordem e Progresso. This would accomplish my goal of banging 7 garotas for the trip and besting my previous Sao Paulo score by 1. Centro was the destination, via the metro again.
I stopped at Bel Prazer about 1:30 pm. To reach Bel Prazer, find 185 Rio Branco, enter and walk down the winding ramp, then go to the far elevators. You need to go to the 20th floor. Once you reach the 20th floor, go up the staircase and look for the door with 2114 on it.
At Bel Prazer, The setup is the same as Branco 185 Apt 2622, the girls come out and introduce themselves one by one and you need to remember the names of the ones you like. There were about 6 girls available. The cost was R$100 for one hora in cabine. They have a shower and the place is relatively clean; however, I am not 100% certain that they change the sheets between sessions. The other apartments, like Flavia, gave the girls a sheet that she would throw down over the fitted sheet before the session. Bel Prazer just had a green fitted sheet.
I believe it was R$70 if you took the 30 minutos option. I rented a cabine with Isabela for an hour because somewhere I’d read that she does completa. I would suggest getting there before lunch to avoid the rush of office workers; four entered the casa within minutes after I got there.
Isabella was not completa. I checked her GDP kit for asscaine and found none; however, judging visually by the condition of her culo, she has done anal many times and with gusto. Not prolapsed at the time, but a couple twigs of rectal meat sticking out, indicative of previous injuries. Perhaps this is the same Isabela and *used* to be completa? Anyway, 50 minutos of hard pounding and humping until we were both surely nearing dehydration. The session ended with BBJ and she told me not to pop in her boca; however, I did it anyway as punishment for turning down completa and she wasn’t too upset. She spat the load onto the sheet and asked me if I wanted to take another shower, which I didn’t because of the facilities at the next destination. There was a dark sweaty imprint of Isabella on the green sheet, which I found quite amusing…again make sure they’ve given you a clean sheet before session.
So I got done at Bel Prazer about 2:30, grabbed a couple pastels carne, chewed up a whole Vitamin C, and headed straight for the mecca, 4x4, with my junk still dripping sucos de Isabela. I had to pick up luggage in Copa and head for the airport in a few hours and so I was in a big hurry. I got there at 3 PM and there were about 40 girls and 5 mongers in the termas. Barely anyplace to sit because the girls had all the seats in the boite, and even more were standing. The girls were mostly just chatting with each other and showing off to each other, playing ‘who can shake it fastest’. I watched from the bar for about 10 min and moved in on a GDP named Melanie. I sat with her for about 10 minutes and there was some tongue action and junk stroking, signs of a good session to come. After 3 minutes, she started pushing for the session. At 10 minutes, I said to wait until I’d finished the last quarter of my Skol, 5 minutos, then she said something like ‘okay, you finish your beer and I’m going to walk around’ I was like WTF!!??
So, don’t try Melanie. She’d be pushing for a 4 minute pop on a 40 minute session, for sure.
I’d been watching a loira with a big bunda and nice rack for some time whilst she was chatting it up with another GDP. After Melanie ditched me, I picked up on the loira, Carol. Carol’s face is **exactly** like that of Elisha Cuthbert, doppelganger for sure. Tongue action in the boite was good and she made genuine efforts to make conversation and understand my Porto. We sat for about 10 minutes and then went back for session.
Carol has a nice ~36C rack, light skin and the classic big Brazilian bunda, just what I wanted to finish the trip on a high note. Cushion for pushin…and I did. She does BBBJ but no completa and no CIM. For 35 minutes, I pulled the hair, smacked the ass, positioned her every which way and finished in the best style allowed by spraying what was left of my seed across her brazzers (too bad I spent most of it earlier in Isabelas mouth at BP).
The $40R entry fee was waived because I sessioned before 5 pm. The total cost was R$206, consisting of R$190 for the 40 minute session in a cabine and $16 for 2 Skol. It was a good deal for some fine big bunda. I think I like 4x4 better than L’uomo.
So endeth this saga. I am back to the land of Puritan sex haters and melting back into the machine..but the blues haven’t hit me yet. I am supposed to go back to the wonderful city in a few months, this time without the zealots, so plan to maybe score 12 starting at 4 x 4, apartments in between, and ending with Solarium. With proper rest this next time, I may even feel the strength to gain bonus points by taking the BA85 challenge.
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Adriana 4 x 4 Buyer, beware.
She has Victoria Secret model body, she is a morena with brown hair. Always taking care of herself like a princess. She is a carioca. Stay the f**k away from her. Her service was so bad, I told her at the end of the session that I thought she likes women more than men. Lol, she went on a rampage. She did not approve of my comment.
Easily, the worse service I have had in all of my experiences in Rio. Well, you just can't win them all.
* She is usaully hanging out with her best friend....a short morena who is not all that hot.
Corrections to PP Rio Report
Moderator, can you change the PP report to say 156 Ave Rio Branco Apt 2622, not 185 Branco?
I would hate for some poor monger to waste time looking for that apt at 185; there is no such apt in the 185 building.
Euro, thanks for the real story on Premier. The sign about GDP's threw me off. I claim the Rio rookie defense.
Mod please correct the PP report accordingly, if possible, to reflect girl friendliness at Premier.