Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=LuvCopario42;1785203]Yesterday my buddy and I went to the K bar, it is the redone Kalibar in Copacabana. It was my buddy's birthday. He bought two bottles of Moet Champagne at Mabs and bought the same at Kalibar. When we were about to settle our tab, they told us the bottles went for $800.00 Reals each, we had just bought the exact same bottles at MABS for R $200.00. These guys are crooks, avoid that location at all costs and more importantly, spread the word.[/QUOTE]Why would you order Champagne (or any expensive drink, for that matter) in this place or any place, without asking the price first? You're just asking to be hosed, and you were.

[QUOTE=LuvCopario42;1785203]Yesterday my buddy and I went to the K bar, it is the redone Kalibar in Copacabana. It was my buddy's birthday. He bought two bottles of Moet Champagne at Mabs and bought the same at Kalibar. When we were about to settle our tab, they told us the bottles went for $800.00 Reals each, we had just bought the exact same bottles at MABS for R $200.00. These guys are crooks, avoid that location at all costs and more importantly, spread the word.

P.S. Does anyone know the best Termas or massage parlors to hang out on weekends, I understand all the Termas's are closed.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Rookie mistake on the champagne. Always ask for the price first.

Termas Monte Carlo, Centaurus and Solarium are open on Saturdays, but not on Sundays.

[QUOTE=LuvCopario42;1785203]Yesterday my buddy and I went to the K bar, it is the redone Kalibar in Copacabana. It was my buddy's birthday. He bought two bottles of Moet Champagne at Mabs and bought the same at Kalibar. When we were about to settle our tab, they told us the bottles went for $800.00 Reals each, we had just bought the exact same bottles at MABS for R $200.00. These guys are crooks, avoid that location at all costs and more importantly, spread the word.[/QUOTE]That was hilarious. A couple of gringos entering one of the most notorious clubs in Copacabana and orders two bottles of Moët without asking the price first and afterwards complains about the bill, R$1600. Amazing how some gringos act.
You reported some time ago that you also got ripped off at Termas Cancun. You should by a figa, a good luck charm, to avoid further problems.

[QUOTE=Sperto;1785354]That was hilarious. A couple of gringos entering one of the most notorious clubs in Copacabana and orders two bottles of Mot without asking the price first and afterwards complains about the bill, R$1600. Amazing how some gringos act.
You reported some time ago that you also got ripped off at Termas Cancun. You should by a figa, a good luck charm, to avoid further problems.[/QUOTE]Cancun is hard to get ripped off in! I have enjoyed many a good night with no problems. They must have the GRINGO tattoo on the foreheads.

Buying Moet in a clip joint. Well what else can you say? Anything imported in BR is caro. Get the local stuff.

I was the responsible party and I was pretty drunk by the time we got over there. My buddy knew the doorman, I guess they are no longer buddies.

[QUOTE=Junior;1785314]Rookie mistake on the champagne. Always ask for the price first.

Termas Monte Carlo, Centaurus and Solarium are open on Saturdays, but not on Sundays.[/QUOTE]I totally agree but I was pretty drunk by the time we got there. It was just two guys celebrating a birthday, it will never ever happen again.

[QUOTE=FuckAfMedDig;1785416]Cancun is hard to get ripped off in! I have enjoyed many a good night with no problems. They must have the GRINGO tattoo on the foreheads.

Buying Moet in a clip joint. Well what else can you say? Anything imported in BR is caro. Get the local stuff.[/QUOTE]I went to Cancun yesterday, that's why we were pretty smashed by the time we got to the K bar. I told the owner what happened to me and the owner was very apologetic and told me another customer complained about the girl and that she has been fired. I believe she is at 4 by 4 or 502 now, so these things do happen, I just need to be more careful. P.S. Even when you have wingman, they are sometimes worse.

[QUOTE=LuvCopario42;1785628]I went to Cancun yesterday, that's why we were pretty smashed by the time we got to the K bar. I told the owner what happened to me and the owner was very apologetic and told me another customer complained about the girl and that she has been fired. I believe she is at 4 by 4 or 502 now, so these things do happen, I just need to be more careful. P.S. Even when you have wingman, they are sometimes worse.[/QUOTE]OK how is the talent in Cancun? How many girls are usually there?

Riofornication week 27.

Monday and Tuesday, I did Carla Soares at her prive. For 100 reais, it's a great fuck with a legendary prive girl from the local boards. 33 treze de maio, suite 1415, bloco be. Call ahead, or text ahead. Find her on the local boards like Forumx.

Monday, I also did the best little ass in rio in a motel. Sometimes motels are better. That was 3 hours of banging in a day, a little tired since I've been eating more in zona sul and exercising less. Made a note to swim and bikerio on the bike path from botafogo to centro or lagoa instead of sitting around eating catipury.

Wednesday, chilled I guess. Still kind of recovering for 6 pernoites in a week the previous week.

Thursday, got into hilarious (for me) argument with Miriam about cost of pernoite. She wants 800. Since I'm getting sex free or paying 300 or 400 pernoite, not only no, fuck no. I texted her brasileiras want us (gringos) to pay 800 pernoite so they can fuck broke brasileiros for free; none of the brasileiros in a popular music video even make 800 a month (cartel MCs, a hot local band; great youtube videos, local girls dig it; train for this at home men, on your chromecast).

Anyway, three other girls were talking to me by zap about pernoite, and surfgirl came over for 400, sex at night, sex in the morning, always kind of enjoy the day with her.

Friday, Lorena came over in the afternoon for the fuck of the week. 2 hours of great sex with a 19 year old mocha skinned, pleasant, 38 dd tit, black girl. Once you go black, you never go back.

Friday night surfgirl again. She got off stripping early for her birthday, we went to Verano and did the pizza Rodizo; including desert which was chocolate and strawberry pizza with ice cream. Interesting. Of course with surfgirl, lots of smoking, before, after, every which way. Lots of sex too, which is good.

Surfgirl found a cigarette, which I don't smoke; beauty of mini relationships with pros is you can't really get in trouble for banging other girls, since her job is well, banging other guys at a strip club. Monger on garth.

So surfgirl left Saturday AM, smoked a little, fucked of course, and swam and chilled.

Patty was texting Friday to come over but I told her, you have to hit me up earlier otherwise you miss scheduling, don't be late, and of course we will pernoite many times. So she schedules at 19 h, and needless to say, it's 23 h by the time she comes over. Two great fucks with her. She has a little switch in her head, and the on button is playing cartel MC videos. I say, I have a brasileiro / carioca buddy who knows guys in that band. She says, yeah me too. Gets on facebook, and gets on her page, and clicks to her friend, and then to a guy in that band, cartel MCs, and then says, this is his girlfriend. She then dances with her legs straddling me, her ass and pussy open and her clit and pussy lips sticking out in the midnight light.

My dick is already hard from her sucking, she lowers her pussy onto my dick, and fucks, and so it goes, for the first of three fucks that night, and morning.

She had already said, 19 h to 10 h for 600, which is high for me, but I figured OK, let's get her in the rotation. But since she was late at 23 h, I said OK, you should stay to 13 h. But in the morning, she gets on her phone and complains about a family problem. We bang, again to Cartel MCs, and I pay her 400 since she's leaving at 8:30. Just as well, as the constant little problems with scheduling Patty (as compared to Lorena or Surfgirl), mean it's just not worth the time to deal with her being 3 hours late, etc, etc.

Speaking of which, I've got about 4 brazilcupid Rio girls at the point of first date, but it takes *so much freaking work. I am almost at the point where it is easier to stick with pros because of the time. I mean, my time on a keyboard is money; trying to convince a chick that I'm not a monger because I want to fuck her for free BBFS in a mini relationship is both a lie and a huge time waster.

So, Patty is a catch and release. Miriam, probably ditto (those two were, by the way, the Paulistana and the carioca, a dupla from August or thereabouts).

On the bright side, with Lorena on Friday, watched the porn scene of the week, Anikka Albright and Mia Malkova in a lesbian anal fest. Good porn is important for fucking, along with good music (hip hop, start with don't tell them' and move on to cartel MCs).

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvKi_udpanI&list=PLtEgn7Ed9MDHnwzh7ogQcFaW6IvlJPh5v&index=3&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPvKi_udpanI%26list%3DPLtEgn7Ed9MDHnwzh7ogQcFaW6IvlJPh5v%26index%3D3&has_verified=1[/URL]

Cartel MCs. Cinco Estrelas part. Sain (prod. Poik) Clipe Oficial.

Find the above youtube to make the local GDPs go into instinctive fucking mode.

[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;1785659]OK how is the talent in Cancun? How many girls are usually there?[/QUOTE]In the boate downstairs where you don't have to change clothes there are probably 20 ish girls-sometimes more.

They float upstairs to the terma and down again. You can get the woman manager to take you up for a peek w / o having to change clothes.

Upstairs can be anywhere from 10 to 25 maybe.

Have met a few good ones and had a couple of duds. Had 2 good black girls there-both fucked sem camisha and would let you come inside-one who I dated outside when she stopped terma life and just studied-for free.

Worth a punt once in a while.

Its a nice boate downstairs with live music and cool to chill and talk-the terma upstairs is v good-facilities are very high end, rooms etc. And its a bit cheaper than 4 x4 and zona sul termas if you're going.

To splash out.

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Junior;1785314]Rookie mistake on the champagne. Always ask for the price first.

Termas Monte Carlo, Centaurus and Solarium are open on Saturdays, but not on Sundays.[/QUOTE]I am here for a week we should meet up for a drink.

[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;1785659]OK how is the talent in Cancun? How many girls are usually there?[/QUOTE]The response given by fuckamedfig is on point. I am a sucker for Cancun because it is huge inside, not as packed as 4 by 4 and cheaper as well. I find 4 by 4 suffocating. The girl that was fired, her name is Lorena and it is confirmed she is now at 4 by 4 going by a different name. Brown skinned with a huge ass. Apparently her scam is that she adds money as a tip to the bill. Stay safe, a scam can ruin your holiday.

[QUOTE=Sperto;1785354]That was hilarious. A couple of gringos entering one of the most notorious clubs in Copacabana and orders two bottles of Mot without asking the price first and afterwards complains about the bill, R$1600. Amazing how some gringos act.
You reported some time ago that you also got ripped off at Termas Cancun. You should by a figa, a good luck charm, to avoid further problems.[/QUOTE]Its more common than you think. I narrated my ordeal to some guys at the beach. I met 4 English guys that the same thing happened to. I am a veteran so I have no excuse. The alcohol did me in.

Has anyone been to 502 lately? My next trip is coming up soon and as usual I'm looking for the PHATEST ASSES (not fat) that Rio has to offer. There were reports earlier this year that 502 had a ton of Phat asses in there. Can anyone shed in light in this or any other spots?

Last week I tried Geovana at Eden she could essily work at 4 x4. Allowed me to take pics but room lighting was poor. Her site photos are accurate pretty face which is not shown and a phat ass! Sorry about photo quality.

[URL]http://www.edenspa.com.br/geovana/index.html[/URL]