Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=SunkistDay;1787820]The day I decided I was due a vacation I purchased myself a membership here for two main reasons. Firstly it's been a long while since I was last in RIO so I knew the forum was a good place to start and familiarize myself with the lay of the land. After all. Before my privileged American ass touches down on some god forsaken foreign soil I need to know if the natives are restless. Are the shit slingers still out and about now that Help is gone? Is there a Help alternative? How about the fucking cabbies what's their latest scam? Will some punk try and sell me p*ss weed even a fucking Mexican wouldn't smoke? Just so I could get shaken down by his scummy Policia buddy a block away. Do muggers still warn you that they are about to try and rob you by saying "fogo?" Yes it's happened to me, the last time I was in RIO but I was prepared thanks to friends I met here on this forum, and it turns out the proper response is. Fuck you! Mother fucker! But that was a long time ago. And now I am green again.

I'll be honest I've traveled more than some and less than others and I feel for the foreign savages who do not take it well when a pale face prick with an iPod and half zip pants shows up to the corrupt shithole they call a country to exploit their women. They see us with fistfuls of their worthless cash experiencing what they can only dream about and I can understand why they might be a tad bitter. It's important to me to feel for the less fortunate. Because I'm a good person.

Sure I ask for advice from some and yes I contribute little (nothing) on this board but that is because like Lowkey1 I don't get off on rehashing personal sexual experiences. That and I haven't even arrived yet. If you want I can tell you about the fat chick in wearing spandex in front of me at the deli today that made a scene because they were out of diet coke. Truth is the only things I ever notice about trip reports are the prices and locations; the details don't do it for me. Not that I have anything against it I have my own fetishes, but for me at least it's not kissing and telling. Turns out one can read every post and this is the takeaway (spoiler alert) - If you have anywhere between 60 and 800 real you will get laid. Cost depends solely on how picky or retarded you are. I come here to this forum simply to find fellow patriots so that I can laugh and drink with people who speak English and I'm even willing to forgive those of you that are foreign English speakers (. God bless your pathetic hearts).

So far I've learned a little bit about a few of you here. For example Vegabundo is wise he says it like it is and he knows the score I know that because what he says just add up and makes sense. Patmar seems like a guy on a mission very focused and I respect that as I have little focus (like a clinical learning disability amount of focus). Lowkey made me laugh so I know he would likely be a cool guy to hang with. This is what this forum does for me it helps me network with like-minded dudes. So I'm hopefully not sitting in a terma by myself like a sad sad nylon travel pant wearing deviant. I come here because I want to be having the time of my life on vacation (or at least a good time) with no pressure or worries because that's what America is for. I think there are lots of guys like me, we aren't trying to take advantage of anyone we are just looking forward to our upcoming vacations. We arrive at this site to establish a base before arriving in Fallujah. In any case if you want to hang with an insensitive offensive New Yorker prick. You know where to find me.[/QUOTE]You are funny, Sunkist! I wouldn't mind having a beer with you. But I am nowhere near Rio!

[QUOTE=KCQuestor;1787942]Well fuck. OK, so one shot at a terma on Saturday night. Do I go to 4 x4 because everyone should do that once? Or stick to Zona Sul and visit Monte Carlo or Centaurus?

My Portuguese sucks, so I am not sure I can arrange for some offsite action, but I will try. I'm not even sure if my hotel will have an issue with guests. We'll see. Maybe I'll have some luck at Mabs. I'm fine with trash. Maybe Vila Mimosa is the way to go, jaja. I've been to Tijuana and Boys Town. It can't be much worse.

Monday I'll probably try Dudas or Bel Prazer.[/QUOTE]Termas in Centro are closed on the weekends because they cater to the business / Professional crowd and centro is a ghost town on the weekends. If you looking for weekend action try the termas in Copacabana. They usually cater to the tourist crowd. As for knowing how How to speak Portuguese, You don't need to know any to pick up women in the termas. The universal language when your dealing with working girls is money. So if you want to bring her back to your place, Just get her contact information and negotiate a price on how long you want her for. 2-3 Hours? Or the whole night?. Here's a TIP. I would recommend building up a reputation at the termas (By visiting there more than 1 time) or at least fuck the girl at the termas at least once, then try to bring her home, Most of the termas girls might not want to go back to your place, if you do not have a Rep in the termas as being a good guy or if you did not spend any money. She wants to make sure your not a creep and she is not wasting time if you fuck at your place and Or worst not pay her. I do however recommend learning Portuguese. You will see a new side of Brazil when the local people know you speak Portuguese and you can bang a lot of Hot Non-Pro women!

[QUOTE=KCQuestor;1787985]Man, my "once-in-a-lifetime" two week trip to Brazil sure was messed up by my colleagues wanting to "help me", jaja.

OK, I will do everything I can to slip my leash tonight and get to 4 x4. It will be a late night, but that's OK. Then tomorrow after they have gone home I'll move to Copacabana, take a nap, and try Monte Carlo or Centaurus. If I get lucky and find something for Sunday, that's cool. Maybe I'll try an escort agency. Otherwise I'll take it easy, maybe try to see what Mabs is like. Then Monday I'll do Bel Prazer or Dudas before heading to the airport.

Thanks for the advice, Junior. If anyone else has ideas, please feel free to post (or PM). I'm even down to meet someone for drinks on Sunday (especially if you have a girl who wants to meet an old, fat gringo like me).[/QUOTE]If you are in Copa there are 3 quality options that are within 500 ft of each other ave nossa senhora, siquiera campos and hilario do goiveia. I would hit Eden Spa and Delirio massage / prive as early as 11 am then Monte Carlo after 3 pm when they open. Some Portuguese may be needed in the massage places but if you read the threads you will see cost and location. If you are greedy then you have Mabs bar as a later would not deal with freelancers even if I spoke Portuguese.

Just wanted to stop back in and say thanks for the Rio info! I hit Centauros like Justin Bieber and had the two girls, quite hot, but quite pricey and a clip joint as described, lots of up selling, and surprisingly offered weed that the girls were smoking in the room. Part of an upswell was a third girl who came in, but I declined, knew the tab was running up a lot as-is.

Also interestingly encountered a very few SWs out in Barra de Tijuca on the beachfront road, west of the Sheraton and probably east too, thought worth mentioning since didn't see a mention of such and could be an option for business people to consider if stuck out that way, not the most attractive, but low rates and worked hard to perform.

[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;1787994]Here's a TIP. I would recommend building up a reputation at the termas....
I do however recommend learning Portuguese. You will see a new side of Brazil when the local people know you speak Portuguese and you can bang a lot of Hot Non-Pro women![/QUOTE]I don't have time to build a reputation. I am trying to learn Portuguese. One week in country has taught me a lot more than two months of language tapes!

[QUOTE=Safado69;1787997]If you are in Copa there are 3 quality options that are within 500 ft of each other ave nossa senhora, siquiera campos and hilario do goiveia. I would hit Eden Spa and Delirio massage / prive as early as 11 am then Monte Carlo after 3 pm when they open. Some Portuguese may be needed in the massage places but if you read the threads you will see cost and location. If you are greedy then you have Mabs bar as a later would not deal with freelancers even if I spoke Portuguese.[/QUOTE]On Saturday I will be slipping the leash of my colleagues around 5:00. If I can I will try to visit Eden or Delirio, otherwise I'll just stick with Monte Carlo. On Monday I'll visit Eden, Delirio, Dudas, or Bel Prazer. Now I am just stuck with Sunday. I have reached out to some local escorts via What's App and have had some positive responses. We'll see if I can make something happen. I'll probably pay gringo tourist rates that would make you guys scream, but I'm sure it will be better than I get at home.

Thanks for all of the help.

[QUOTE=Safado69;1787997] If you are greedy then you have Mabs bar as a later would not deal with freelancers even if I spoke Portuguese.[/QUOTE]I went to Mabs last night Friday my first day here. Got there early like 11 pm and things were looking pretty sad, I didn't even buy a beer but I just hung out and a few nice ones started to roll in, like one or two, a few came up to me but no sale. Then there was this tall 1. 83 cm beautiful girl but she was so tall I had to ask her if she was a guy. She assured me she wasn't and talking to her I got a good vibe, 21 yr old, sweet, took her back to the apto and she told me she would like my leite in her mouth, I obliged, this is how I broke the ice, I would do her again 250 reais, 65 dollars.

[QUOTE=RioBob;1788249]I went to Mabs last night Friday my first day here. Got there early like 11 pm and things were looking pretty sad, I didn't even buy a beer but I just hung out and a few nice ones started to roll in, like one or two, a few came up to me but no sale. Then there was this tall 1. 83 cm beautiful girl but she was so tall I had to ask her if she was a guy. She assured me she wasn't and talking to her I got a good vibe, 21 yr old, sweet, took her back to the apto and she told me she would like my leite in her mouth, I obliged, this is how I broke the ice, I would do her again 250 reais, 65 dollars.[/QUOTE]How is the Situation on the ground? My friend told me its really bad since the Brazil Real dropped and Brazil is in a recession, a lot of girls are everywhere now looking for clients. Is that true?

[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;1788272]How is the Situation on the ground? My friend told me its really bad since the Brazil Real dropped and Brazil is in a recession, a lot of girls are everywhere now looking for clients. Is that true?[/QUOTE]I can't really answer that yet, give me a few days.

Well, Eden was a bust because my friends didn't leave for the airport until 4 pm. I'm headed to Monte Carlo in a bit to see what I can see. I'll probably go to Mab's later on if anyone wants to grab a beer. Look for the fat gringo anytime after 10 pm.

I did manage to maybe get a connection for Sunday. I downloaded WhatsApp and messaged a few women that I saw reviewed on the HotForum board. A number of them responded and said they were available at their incall location on Sunday and I should just message them when I was ready. Might turn out OK. I'll write up my reports when I am home.

[QUOTE=Crypton;1787993]You are funny, Sunkist! I wouldn't mind having a beer with you. But I am nowhere near Rio![/QUOTE]Just in case you were curious I do have an education, all those misplaced periods were intended to be elipses' that were auto corrected. Hopefully one day we will cross paths in good times.

Just got back from Monte Carlo. Spent about 5 hours there. Was a pretty amazing time, and nowhere near as expensive as I was afraid it would be. I guess my time in US strip clubs have made me think of $8 beers and $20 ladies' drinks. Took two girls upstairs, 40 minutes each time. With entry and drinks it came to R900, or less than US $250. I wish I had known that they took credit cards. I thought the girls' fees had to be in cash. Although with a card I might have spent more.

There were probably 30 ladies there. They definitely trended towards the light-skinned flacas with big busts. Only a few morenas and none with dark skin at all. I tried to start up a conversation with some of the guys there, but they were pretty focused on the ladies (of course). I did chat with this Indian guy who was hitting the drinks hard. He was flying home on a 3 am flight and was trying to get in one more pop before he left. He was pawing all of the women, and they were tolerating it long enough to get a drink, and then running away. He probably bought 15 drinks and then a couple of girls talked him into buying a bottle of champagne. He tried to take two girls up to the cabine, but a girl told me later that he was sleeping it off alone. I shudder to think what his bill will be. I hope he makes the flight!

The first girl who caught my eye was a stunning young blonde with amazing (fake) tits. I motioned her over and realized she would be one of the top 5 hottest women I've ever slept with, so was looking forward to it. But the alarm bells were ringing as soon as she started talking. She spoke very good english, which is my number one sign of a girl who doesn't need to earn her keep. I asked if she enjoyed sex, and she said "It's OK". I asked what she liked to do, she said "I've done just about everything there is, and it's all the same. " Bye bye. Still, she was amazing. I think her name was Renata, but I may be misremembering.

I went back to my standard, the older ladies who are still in good shape and provide great service. Sabrina just turned 30, with a cute face and big natural tits. She was passionate and the service was completo. Exactly what I needed. Later in the evening she introduced me to her amiga Amanda. A little younger, a little prettier, with the same big natural tits. This time I didn't want passion. It was almost 1 am and I just wanted to get off. I had her blow me for a long while, and then she lubed up her tits and I came all over them. Bom noite!

Tomorrow it will be the beach during the day and then see if any of those What'sApp contacts come through. If not, Mabs or Barbarella. Thanks for the help guys. Tonight turned this trip around for me. I was afraid it would be a total bust!

Friday. Sunday, I went to Ihla Grande with surf girl. Since I nicknamed her surf girl, as the name suggests, she was a pretty good companion for a big island with lots of beaches, and the highlight was a little water sex at beach 1 of a boat trip, where we swam into a little lagoon and dropped, and bikini bottom and consummated our liquid lust.

So logistics.

Take a taxi or bus to Rodovaria. Get a bus to Ihla Grande, Angra. The bus booth is on the first floor, xxx Verde company. Get the bus to paraty, which has a stop at Angra.

We met up on Sexta. We were supposed to meet at 14, but she came late at 15 h. We went to Rodovaria, bought tickets, which only left at 20 h30. We came back to my apartment in Botafogo, and went to the pool, since it was a nice day, ordered some take out from Colombia, and ate, fucked, and slept until time to go. We only got to Angra at 24 h30. Lesson on logistics: always book a hotel. I did not, and we had to get one from a cab. Found one, but not great facilities. We didn't even fuck, which was a indicator. We have just built up a little lifestyle expectation issue. No cafe, etc. She's kind of a princess. Probably dropping her for younger girls soon, but good as a guide for first time travel. Anyway, a booking at some of the sites like hotelurbano or [URL]booking.com[/URL] sometimes can be had with no credit card. IT should have been evident that everything would be full due to the sun and number of people at Rodovaria. Spent a night with a terma girl who always expect the guy to have everything figured out even if it is a first time trip to a new destination in a foreign country. A pousada near centro would have been good in Angra.

Spent $100 reais on the little hotel.

Anyway, in the morning got a boat tour. Went to multiple beaches and did a little triathlon for Angra. Swim, sex, smoke, drink caiprivodka with lemon, smoke, eat, smoke.

Pretty awesome boat trip.

Got back to Angra.

No luck with finding a hotel room.

Took bus back to Botafogo apartment, ate at Verano (all the girls love), fucked, smoked, slept.

Cartel MCs by the way is the best youtube pacifier for a carioca working girl. Play it for hours with them naked. Beats learning Portuguese.

I mean, who really wants to learn Portuguese when the guys that the girls want to listen to are kind of whining and slobbering on about irrelevant BS; really, I just came for the fucking.

So, next morning, Sunday, we wake up fuck 3 times, smoke, have breakfast.

So, I guess we had sex about 6 times, over 3 days, once in the water.

Ihla grande is great.

Paraty is next.

Probably with a negra or mulatta, or perhaps with two. Hmmm.

[QUOTE=KCQuestor;1788458]She spoke very good english, which is my number one sign of a girl who doesn't need to earn her keep. I asked if she enjoyed sex, and she said "It's OK". I asked what she liked to do, she said "I've done just about everything there is, and it's all the same. " Bye bye. Still, she was amazing. I think her name was Renata, but I may be misremembering. [/QUOTE]Believe it or not when a working girl in a 3rd world country speaks perfect English, its usually a huge turn off for me, as usually she is a hardcore Pro and have been around the block.

[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;1788592]Believe it or not when a working girl in a 3rd world country speaks perfect English, its usually a huge turn off for me, as usually she is a hardcore Pro and have been around the block.[/QUOTE]Based on the volume of armchair posts you make, looking forward to a plethora of posts when you actually are in Rio.

[QUOTE=ForceSteeler;1788592]Believe it or not when a working girl in a 3rd world country speaks perfect English, its usually a huge turn off for me, as usually she is a hardcore Pro and have been around the block.[/QUOTE]Exactly. And a girl who speaks english is always popular with the guys who don't speak the native language, so she doesn't have to try hard to keep getting business.