2006 Bangkok Reports

This is kind of a long report so I’ll break it up into two parts…

If you enjoy watching 20 some odd girls dance together on a stage in matching bikinis and knee high boots, you owe it to yourself to head out to Patpong. From the three areas I’ve been to in BKK with go go bars (Patpong, NEP and Soi Cowboy – although I’ve never actually been into a go go bar in Soi Cowboy because the girls on the outside are a little too scary looking for me), I like Patpong the most.

Once again, if you’re a public transport man like me, take the BTS to Sala Daeng. Patpong is about a five minute walk along Th Silom, which runs under the BTS tracks, in the direction of the Saphan Taksin BTS. Along with the vice businesses on Patpong are a few bars, restaurants and plenty of other merchants selling a dizzying variety of mostly junk, just as you would find at any other night market.

The bars I’ve frequented are the King’s bars because I’ve never heard any music or seen any attractive girls at any of the other bars. At the intersection of Th Silom and Patpong, walk along the right hand side of Patpong and you will eventually pass King’s Castle, King’s Castle 2 and King’s Corner. A typical night at Patpong for me involves having a drink at Castle and/or Castle 2 and if I see someone I like or if I’m enjoying the music, then I’ll hang around for another drink or two. But my nights always end at King’s Corner because that’s where the pretty girls are and they sure damn know how to dance.

Before I go any further, let you warn you that there are A LOT of LBs at King’s Corner. Some are quite obvious, but others put up a pretty good damn disguise. My LB radar is pretty good… I was in there one night testing my LB radar with one of the waiters and out of about ten not so obvious LBs, I guessed incorrectly only once 8-). If you’re not sure whether the person sitting next to you is a LB, just ask nicely and everything should be okay. Out of all the questionable ones I’ve asked, I’ve only upset one person.

Okay, so now on the meaty stuff… A little fine thang with very short hair caught my attention with her incredibly sexy ho on the pole dance moves. Sorry, I don’t remember her name or her #, but I believe there’s only one little fine thang with very short hair in there… so I’m gonna call her Shorty. I waved her over and bought her a drink, but by the end of the night, I think I might have bought her six or seven. It was all good since she kept me company and showed me a good time. It was almost closing time (2 AM) and she wanted me to bar fine her for 500 B and 3000 B for ST (at a hotel upstairs, I don’t know which one since I didn’t do it). She was hot, but not 3500 B hot for ST so I declined.

She then suggested that we go upstairs to King’s Disco to dance and have a few more drinks (and why not since she’s making money and having fun on the Goober expense account). The night was still young and I was having a ball, so I said, “What the heck, let’s go get giggly!”

When we got upstairs, she introduced me to her friend, whose real name I won’t mention for reasons you’ll soon know, but let’s call her Sala Daeng since I like the way it sounds. I got Sala Daeng a drink and a little bit later on, my waiter buddy also came up so I bought him a drink… and before I knew it, I had a 1500 B bar bill at the disco on top of the 1500 B bar bill from King’s Corner. Oh well, what’s money when you’re having a ball…

Shorty and Sala Daeng wanted me to take both of them home ST for 2000 B a piece. By now, I was a little drunk so I wasn’t sure if I would have been able to enjoy two on one action and I didn’t have the 4000 B so I declined. But nonetheless, I was horny, so I asked Shorty if she’d go with me short time for 2000 B and to my surprise, she said no. She wanted 3000 B for the ST and I was like no way ho! Neither of them spoke very much English so I was negotiating this through a waitress. Even the waitress gave me the look that said, “This is one greedy *****.” She then told me that Sala Daeng would go home with me ST for 2000 B so I agreed and we left Shorty to fine another gold mine to dig.

We walked back to Th Silom and crossed the divider to the other side of the street for a taxi. The taxis on Patpong’s side never want to use their meter so don’t even bother with them. Just get in a taxi on the other side, tell them where you want to go and then make sure they start the meter. If they don’t start their meter, stop the taxi, get out and get another one. I’ve never had a problem with this technique.

So on the ride to my hotel, Sala Daeng was talking to her “friend” in the UK and this is the reason why I’m withholding her identity just in case this “friend” happens to be reading this report 8-). I overheard her say something like, “Sala Daeng no boyfriend, me go home now. Sala Daeng loves you very much. You come back to Bangkok soon. Sala Daeng wait for you.” I just smiled and was happy that I knew enough about this game to avoid this poor chap’s mistake.

To be continued…

Once we got back to my hotel, Sala Daeng, already in a semi-drunken state, wanted to drink more so she asked if she could open the Smirnoff. What the hell since I’ve never screwed a really drunk girl before and thought it would be fun.

After finishing the bottle, we then started to get busy with some DFK. We took the action into the shower where I gave her a good scrub down as quickly as I could since she was tipsy. When we got back on to the bed, she started me off with a decent BBBJ, but after about five minutes, she wanted to laid down because her head was hurting from the booze. I knew the perfect cure for this and it involved me licking her everywhere. A good DATY session got her juices flowing and her **** nice and moist. I then started to bang her and just as I thought earlier on in the night, it wasn’t going to happen for me because I was too liquored up. Oh well, I called it quits after awhile and we went to bed.

I woke up at noon and to my surprise, Sala Daeng was still in my arms. I was drunk last night, but I remembered clearly that I had only bought ST. But since she was still here, I decided to finish off what I wasn’t able to complete last night and had a heck of a good time doing so. We fell back asleep after the sex and didn’t wake up again until 4 PM, at which point, I paid her 2000 B, kissed her goodbye and told her I’d see her again at King’s Corner at night.

I made my way back to King’s Corner that night and since it was my last night in BKK, I wanted to end my trip doing what I like a lot… getting drunk watching 20 girls in white bikinis and knee high, standard issue King’s Castle Ho Boots, dance before me. Shorty and Sala Daeng came over and I bought them a few drinks. After three drinks, I cut Shorty off since I was losing interest in her. I kept Sala Daeng around for a few more drinks and gave her a 500 B tip toward the end. At 2 AM, she asked if I wanted to upstairs to the disco, but I declined since I had to catch a 4 AM taxi to the airport. I jokingly told her that I couldn’t since I didn’t have any more money and she sincerely said, “No problem, Sala Daeng have money”, and pulled out from her boots the money she had made that night. When I left, she took a picture of herself out of her wallet and gave it to me and told me to call her whenever I was in BKK again.

Sala Daeng is really a nice girl and it’s unfortunate I can’t give you guys her identity since she’s an excellent GFE. But if you’re not too lazy and willing to do some work, go find Shorty and tell her to bring her friend who also dances like a ho. Man do I miss BKK…

[QUOTE=Laarman]If you want to be sure and want to avoid a LB go to Eden Club.
I had the sexperience of my life yesterday. You can do everything you ever dreamed of with a real girl[/QUOTE]Might go to Eden some day for a try, but I'm too obsessed with girls that are either a 9 out 10 in facial looks or body (both is OK).

And not at all paranoid about LBs. Have enough experience to avoid them. Last night in Deja Vu bar, a LB was dancing naked. Other LB was not there.

I have to admit the face was quite pretty. But LBs don't seem to be able to dance exactly like a girl. Tits were fake and not nice to my view. Bum was a boys. Pussy job was not that good enough to fool most westerners. Lopsided and too puffy like a ball-sack on each side. Another girl told me the LB had been barfined twice already last night by Japanese. She believed the Westerners pick the LB OK and the Japanese don't. LB was then called over by a Farang (westerner). So she was suprised. But he cuddled and chatted with LB only a short time, before he left. Maybe he woke up just in time.

Also tried Shark bar. No LBs in evidence but the girls were just 5s, 6s, and 7s by that hour both body and face. The best get pinched early I guess.

My regular girl is very nice looking and a very nice girl. So no point to waste money on ordinary girls.

Every girl I go for has to have at least something really superior to interest me. Might be as simple as a fantastic arse. Sometimes I even have to miss out because no-one available meets the required standard.

I am looking for high end model in BKK, I have see a report about this issue where many diffrent places was mention with pro/cons.

Do any have a guiede for finding high end / model (9-10/10) in BKK.

This is not a report. Just thinking that we need more stories about this famous beer garden. I know that for many girls the slogan BEER GARDEN NEVER LET YOU POOR. Its a very important place for freelance to get a farang. Some even got farang bf still haeng around and doing business. Neverless hardly to see report on beergarden. AND GUYS IF CHECKING OUT please try to get pictures may be you must use mobile. Camera not allowed. Of the one hundred there 30% have regular boy friend. I personaly know some that have proudly confirm to me I have three bf they don t know. I make 60. 000 baht a month. Check it out guys and be aware.

[QUOTE=Ks123]I am looking for high end model in BKK, I have see a report about this issue where many diffrent places was mention with pro/cons.

Do any have a guiede for finding high end / model (9-10/10) in BKK.[/QUOTE]

Not sure of your objectives - looking for camera shoot or what?

One suggestion is the side-liners at the MP. You can search Poseidon and see what others post. Another option are the 'private' clubs, eg Pegasus, etc.

I've been a fan of Long Beach on Rama IX and they have a side-line group of higher end girls - from $3,600-6,000 per 90 minutes (and of course make a side deal with them privately)....when you walk in and face the fishbowl, there is a separate area to your right, behind the piano to sit, eat/drink, listen to band and check on 'models'. If you rtff back to June under my posts, I wrote about one model - Joy (aka Minnie) who was drop dead gorgeous (BUT service only 6).

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Might go to Eden some day for a try, but I'm too obsessed with girls that are either a 9 out 10 in facial looks or body (both is OK).

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Looking for a 9-10 at Edens maybe asking too much. Only time I've seen gals rated that high were at other MPs in BKK but never at Edens.--IMO
On the other hand, service at Edens I would rate very high. After all, they are the only place that have a guarantee of not having to pay if you were not satisfied.

PT

[QUOTE=Jeff46]This is not a report. Just thinking that we need more stories about this famous beer garden. I know that for many girls the slogan BEER GARDEN NEVER LET YOU POOR. Its a very important place for freelance to get a farang. Some even got farang bf still haeng around and doing business. Neverless hardly to see report on beergarden. AND GUYS IF CHECKING OUT please try to get pictures may be you must use mobile. Camera not allowed. Of the one hundred there 30% have regular boy friend. I personaly know some that have proudly confirm to me I have three bf they don t know. I make 60. 000 baht a month. Check it out guys and be aware.[/QUOTE]

Only 30%, gee that sounds a bit low. Also sounds like most bars and bargirls in the whole of Bangkok, having a few farang 'boyfreinds', although do be aware a boyfriend to a bar girl is a little different to what it is elsewhere and certainly different to what these boyfriends think.

[QUOTE=Footloose]Recently I was in BKK and had the pleasure of seeing a couple of Uzbek girls. They mill around Grace Hotel, and the Uzbek restaurant downstairs. I spotted at least a dozen of them one night. Some of them are really attractive. One of the ladies I saw, Sxxxh mentioned she is from Afghanistan, looked really attractive but after she shed the clothes could see the C'scar and baby fat, otherwise enjoyable. The second one Jxxxxxa is from Tashkent, had gold teeth-caps, slim and and very polite and gave me a GFE. I only wish I could have spent an entire night with her. She was her late 20's has couple of kids back home.

The girls were complaining that there weren't enough customers. I think the problem may be oversupply. At any rate some of them are quoting 1000B for ST same as the local rate. They may ask 2K or higher but bargain it down to no more than 1.5K.[/QUOTE]Many of them are from Kazakhstan. I can't figure out why they claim to be Uzbek, although some are Uzbek. I overheard two of them talking. Took a really gorgeous girl to my room. Ended up being a lousy lay.

Will be arriving at hotel near Soi Cowboy at about midnight on a Wednesday. Where should one go for freelancers, especially if I don't get out until after the clubs close?

Thank you.

Jeff:

If you took the time to look down the page, you will see that I posted about the Beergarten/ Beergarden very recently. Do a search. Try both keywords "Beergarten" and "Beergarden". You will come up with tons of information.

I go to the Beergarten to relax and get laid, not to be anyone's personal photo journalist. Sorry. And I couldn't care less how many of these girls have a naive European or Aussie boyfriend who is sending them loads of cash in hopes that they won't be doing the nasty thing when he is not there. In fact, I hope that these naive guys continue to send them cash, because then they are more likely to accept my measely 1,000 Baht for ST (yes, I know I paid 1,500 for the one in my last report, but she was a fucking star).

Sorry if I was too harsh, but you opened the door;
Raz

[QUOTE=Jeff46]This is not a report. Just thinking that we need more stories about this famous beer garden. I know that for many girls the slogan BEER GARDEN NEVER LET YOU POOR. Its a very important place for freelance to get a farang. Some even got farang bf still haeng around and doing business. Neverless hardly to see report on beergarden. AND GUYS IF CHECKING OUT please try to get pictures may be you must use mobile. Camera not allowed. Of the one hundred there 30% have regular boy friend. I personaly know some that have proudly confirm to me I have three bf they don t know. I make 60. 000 baht a month. Check it out guys and be aware.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jeff46]This is not a report. Just thinking that we need more stories about this famous beer garden. I know that for many girls the slogan BEER GARDEN NEVER LET YOU POOR. Its a very important place for freelance to get a farang. Some even got farang bf still haeng around and doing business. Neverless hardly to see report on beergarden. AND GUYS IF CHECKING OUT please try to get pictures may be you must use mobile. Camera not allowed. Of the one hundred there 30% have regular boy friend. I personaly know some that have proudly confirm to me I have three bf they don t know. I make 60. 000 baht a month. Check it out guys and be aware.[/QUOTE]

Not sure about your intention.
Beergarden is full of different customers all day long. During lunchtime there might be the farang office workers either just to have lunch and breaktime or looking for a lunch break fuck (especially those expats with families at home and beeing 'grounded' in the evening). Tourist mongers are there all days long.

Women as well. Maybe 65-70% is the female rate. Females of all classes, but not so many of the high class (as well as the majority customers are not necessarily the high class hig pay for lookers).

Regarding the Thai gilrs with boyfriends in the meaning of 'continuous money flow', this Thai typical arrangement is not limited to beergarden.

Regarding photos, I didn't know about photo not permitted in beergarden and I shot some without having somebody stopping me.

But your question sounds strange, it sounds you are asking for photos to convict such people for evidence, of their lying, for some speculation and probably mainly to satisfy your voyeurism. Or do you have such a girlfriend yourself and want to have it proved this way?

However I would never publish any photos here showing clear faces, either from girls or any male guest beeing occasionally in the picture.
This should be common sense for all mongers. Protect ourselves!

What the girls do and arrange with their stupid customers is not my business and not my mission to convict them cheating. If they make huge money that way, I don't envoy it.

I guess you will find nobody satisfying your needs. If you rtff you will find many strories which started in the beergarden. And that's all about it. It's a pick up place for P4P and not a foto studio (and a not so bad restaurant too if you like german oriented food).

Think about your motivation.

regards

Brain666

[QUOTE=Amritsar]Will be arriving at hotel near Soi Cowboy at about midnight on a Wednesday. Where should one go for freelancers, especially if I don't get out until after the clubs close?

Thank you.[/QUOTE]

This is an easy one: just head directly to the parking lot of the Nana Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 4.

[QUOTE=Ks123]I am looking for high end model in BKK, I have see a report about this issue where many diffrent places was mention with pro/cons.

Do any have a guiede for finding high end / model (9-10/10) in BKK.[/QUOTE]

I would recommend the Pegagus at about 8 p.m. It's a private club and you will have to buy a temporary membership (not that expensive for what you are looking for). There are three classes of girls: the regulars (better than Bier Garten girls), the intermediate (not bad) and the models. It's been a few years since I was a member and at the time the member prices were 2,000, 3,000 and 4,000 for a short time. And you can take the girls from the club. I don't think it costs any extra to do so. I never took one because I always used the rooms they maintained upstairs in the club.

You can also try Spaso's night club in the Hayatt Grand Erawan. There are some good looking girls working there; but, I am not sure if it's worth the trouble.

last year before i got a nasty virus in my computer(had to get my whole computer cleaned ..wiped out everything i had on it) i had a site that had a cam that was showing the inside of a bar in bangkok, the cam wasnt that great but it did show some working girls sitting around this bar , and it gave you a little of the feel of a bangkok bar....i have yet to visit thailand but i will someday soon...all of my mongering trips have been to T.J. and SAN JOSE so i guess you could say i am in training !! anyway if anyone has any info of one of these cams ....i thank you in advance.