Man can control their dicks...
[QUOTE=Giotto]Mrs. G.: "Men cannot control their dicks!"
Mr. G.: "Women cannot control anything!"
Yikes! May be the answer was not that good. But it was 2 am in the morning, and some bottles of red wine were consumed already...
Guys, be honest, we can control out dicks, can we :) ???
Giotto[/QUOTE]Suggested reply: "yes honey, I am so sorry about, but I am just a man - can you forgive me, I promised it won't happen again (wink wink)? you're very exciting tonight".
It works all the time - although typical woman will show a few hours of moody behaviour (like sleeping in the couch, crying or shouting "bullshit" - you should also have a crash helmet ready if she starts breaking plates around you), so you need to beg for forgiveness. While she is sleeping, you can try to play very slowly her pussy so she becomes wet and clearly indicates that she cannot control herself either - but never tell that to her of course ;-).
Women don't beg for fidelity, but for stability - as long as they are assured that they remain number 1 and don't look fool with their friends, they will forgive us many things. Up to us to have many numbers one (all animals are equal, some are more equal than others).
I did not mean to be serious or lecturing of course.
Gee, my dick is turning west now... I'll see what's there.
SWS: bored in the Philippines, girls are not good for threesomes here.. I'll be back to the Lodge in June, promised!
I am horney - or you make me horney
[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Doesn't this show lack of undestanding of the female brain? Won't she just interpret "exciting tonight" as "I'm horny"?
Remember she won't be real "hot" in our view forever.
She needs to believe we were just kidding when we said "women can't control anything" and that she is superior.
After all, women can control their lust better than men, for sure.
I think she needs to be told how much smarter and motivating she is compared to the other girls and perhaps being more desirable as a bonus, and how this helps us get our work done and forget all about other women. Of course all this has to come accross as believable too.[/QUOTE]Good one Mick. I just meant "you are exciting tonight" as "you make me horney": "you" especially. And of course, not only tonight but every night, except when I am tired after a long day at office. As for the other girls: "I was drunk, I was a fool, I lost my mind, my friends forced me, I don't remember, she witchcrafted me. ".
Of course this is all bullocks, just trying to make her believe. Honnesty does not pay with women, only not get caught and apologize when we are. You can say "buz off", but as Dr G eloquently advised, you run the risk to have your balls hanging from a floating balloon.