Dubai Reports

Guys, I know, this should be posted somewhere else (maybe in the humorous jokes?) But it refers to Dubai.

Somebody has been RTFF as the last referrals to this hotel, unique in its own, Dubai's only, date to quite some time back.

Here's the content of an PM I just got.

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Please guide me to fantasy hotel.

Hi dude,

Can you please guide me to fantasy hotel in bur Dubai.

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Pity the hotel is under renovation so it is useless to give the demanded indications, but I leave to the helpful resident guys, as I am not (resident for sure, don't know if I am helpful) , to feed the community with the news on when it will open again. As I heard it takes quite a while.

Maybe April 1st, I was told months ago. Is that correct?

Oh it's open for business, not sure how renovation is affecting the quality of the accommodations, but they are open and LOTS of sex there too, lots on non-pro too most very willing.

Girls rate are 800 for full night 1800 for day and go to cheap accommodation hotels the hotel guys will get them to you to chose.

[QUOTE=Andy Uk; 1499493]This is always the risk of using the net, you just can't be sure that the girl you see in the glossy photos is the girl who will turn up to your hotel, or indeed what entourage she might turn up with. I find that in Dubai it is usually best to go to the various hotel clubs / bars because at least "what you see is what you get" and you have a chance to chat with the girls over a drink to see what they are like before you venture to your hotel room. I'll be honest, I do find the large clubs / bars intimidating in Dubai. Until Rumours closed it was relatively easy if staying at the Ramada, once you had met a girl simply walk around the corner to the hotel and start the fun. Once Rumours closed I decided to try the York, absolutely terrifying at first, was ambushed by so many girls as soon as I walked in (and I am definitely no Brad Pitt) , could not see the wood from the trees. I dashed around to the quietest part of the bar that I could find, ordered a Strongbow and tried to survey the scene. After a few minutes a lovely PRC came to talk to me and after a few drinks and chat, complicated by her limited English and my non-existent Chinese, we headed off to the Ramada. I have now known her for a few years and is a regular, she has even cooked dinner for me in the past and brought it to the hotel room. So. A rather long-winded way of saying that you may find it worth venturing away from your computer to prevent this kind of disappointment happening again, it does require you to be a bit bolder than just making a phone call, but the results might be worth it and at least you do have a bit more control over the outcome.

Andy[/QUOTE]Thanks Andy. Just the kind of advice I was looking for. I gave it a go a few nights ago. Ended up in Moscow. Wall to wall eastern Europeans with ridiculously expensive drinks. I left shortly after being hounded in there. Just couldn't find a spot to even stand a survey the scene. Not that there wasn't some nice pickings. Anyway, I think at the moment, I'm just struggling to find a club that is in close proximity to guest friendly hotel and that isn't solely composed of just asian women and talent that won't charge me a mighty sum for an hour. I'm all about the GFE. Any clues in this regard?

[QUOTE=MojoMania; 1498656]I'm new on this forum so feel free to point out any rules I transgress.

Spent ages trawling the net for the girl to suit my needs. Found a sweet European.

Turned up and it was an African lass. What bugged me is that although I'm not naive enough.

To think the girls in the pix are the real ones, they are usually at least the same ethnicity!

Anyway, in hindsight, I should have realised when she wouldn't come on the phone.

Also, when she opened the door, she hid behind and slammed it shut. I should have just left,

But I've discovered that I'm easy prey and stayed, all be it at a reduced price.[/QUOTE]I may have seen the same one. Pm me the location? Hid behind the door, slammed it shut right when I saw her and realized she was a gremlin. I tried to leave and another one popped out of the bathroom asking me why I want to leave, do I want to fight, yelling etc. What a headache! Dropped some money to distract them and got the hell out of there. Moral of the story. If you sense a red flag, just walk away. Terrible experience.

Hi,

I want any advice on a nice Persian hot chick. The fantasy is to do her in the bhurka whilst she tells me I am a horny infidel and I must fuck her because it is written in the scriptures etc. I've done the airline hostess thing, so this is the next on the bucket list.

Ideally a James Bond tent harem in the desert would be the way.

Price is no object.

[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus; 1500742]Hi,

I want any advice on a nice Persian hot chick. The fantasy is to do her in the bhurka whilst she tells me I am a horny infidel and I must fuck her because it is written in the scriptures etc. I've done the airline hostess thing, so this is the next on the bucket list.

Ideally a James Bond tent harem in the desert would be the way.

Price is no object.[/QUOTE]The use of the word Persian is not much recommended in the Gulf area. Not that the rest of your dream is to be shouted out loud.

Maybe the airline hostess was western, so not a big deal to achieve with the right amount of money.

I would be cautious to ask around and give the script to WG ladies as I personally would not play with religious matters.

[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus; 1500742]Hi,

I want any advice on a nice Persian hot chick. The fantasy is to do her in the bhurka whilst she tells me I am a horny infidel and I must fuck her because it is written in the scriptures etc. I've done the airline hostess thing, so this is the next on the bucket list.

Ideally a James Bond tent harem in the desert would be the way.

Price is no object.[/QUOTE]Plenty of the Arab girls dress in Burkhas and would happily oblige you with wearing it and she'll moan and beg and all sorts. Not sure about the scripture stuff though. That's probably transgressing bounderies. They do still consider themselves decent people and don't want to completely shit on all their ethics and beliefs. Best bet is to find a central asian girl since Persia borders a heck of a lot of them so they look similar. They arent so particular about cultural practices.

Guys,

I am new to this city and new to mongering.

I'd like to know where can I get any Pakistani beauties?

I have seen plenty in Karachi.

[QUOTE=Carlos833; 1500902]Guys I am new to this city and new to mongering.

I'd like to know where can I get any Pakistani beauties?[/QUOTE]

It may be easier to have a guy dressing in the traditional disha dress fucking you up the ass while calling you infidel dog. It is almost what you described and it will be certainly easier to arrange.

[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus; 1500742]Hi,

I want any advice on a nice Persian hot chick. The fantasy is to do her in the bhurka whilst she tells me I am a horny infidel and I must fuck her because it is written in the scriptures etc. I've done the airline hostess thing, so this is the next on the bucket list.

Ideally a James Bond tent harem in the desert would be the way.

Price is no object.[/QUOTE]

A saw an ad for the Golden Foot Massage. I looked in the forum for some info but could not find anything.

I walked around trying to find it but once I did I was tired, sweaty and hungry. So I skipped it. Are there any extras there?

Any information will help!

Joe

[QUOTE=Joe Coodidge; 1500938]A saw an ad for the Golden Foot Massage. I looked in the forum for some info but could not find anything.

I walked around trying to find it but once I did I was tired, sweaty and hungry. So I skipped it. Are there any extras there?

Any information will help!

Joe[/QUOTE]Have some rest, some food, take a shower. Then try again!

[QUOTE=Misha Rastov;1426161]I shan't go into full details, those who have read my previous reports will be familiar with my style. This morning I had a Russian MILF, which are one of my favourite groups, who was extremely good with mouth and rimming skills (as agreed with Hyperag at last nights inaugural meeting of the Hamster Club).42 years old, slim and keeps fit, flat stomach, long legs, black pageboy hair. Enthusiastic, great kisser as well as her BBBJ skills, not a full time WG as she has a job, good English and intelligent conversation, has sense of humour. She's looking for more clients as she's off on holiday in a month. She asks 700 for couple of hours (not WG so don't try to give her money, put in her bag) but I'm sure less is acceptable. Outcall only (pay the taxi) and prefers Whats App for contact, Trusted members PM me and I also have (non nude) pictures.[/QUOTE]Thanks to the info received from Misha I had the great pleasure of meeting up with this lady a few days ago. I can vouch for his report. She's a smart slim good-looking MILF who offers outstanding oral skills. In the words of Arnold. "I'll be back".

In Lahore as well and more to my taste as well.

[QUOTE=Cons68;1500924]I have seen plenty in Karachi.[/QUOTE]Otherwise drive around Bradford 7 or 8 long enough and I'm sure you will hook up something