Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Sinofaguo;1978884]
I don't speak thai but I believe she was dissappointed I only took HJ finish. I guess its as much B2 B work for them with lower pay.
[/QUOTE]Yes I believe girls would be disappointed to make less money with potentially hard work from B2 B. I would never take a HJ in a FS establishment. I would be too embarrassed to waste their time. Just my personal attitude. In fact I never took BJ only either except in a BJ shop (even then rarely). One could argue it should not be on the menu if they don't want to provide it. Any money made could be better than none.

They should of course set prices that are commensurate with the amount of effort and duration for each type of service. I usually take long duration because they seem to charge only a little bit more, and I don't like rush.

On the other hand I would not take an assigned girl. I always want to choose. It is hard or me to be excited sexually by a very ordinary girl if assigned one. Far too picky for the overall looks. A bad body could even make me want to look away. We are not doing charity work here. I want her hot body to drive me crazy, and want her face to attract me to get my tongue grappling with hers.

Assigned girls is only reasonable for non-sexual real massages in my view. Even then I could wish to take a girl known to do it how I like.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1978899]Yes I believe girls would be disappointed to make less money with potentially hard work from B2 B. I would never take a HJ in a FS establishment. I would be too embarrassed to waste their time. Just my personal attitude. In fact I never took BJ only either except in a BJ shop (even then rarely). One could argue it should not be on the menu if they don't want to provide it. Any money made could be better than none.

They should of course set prices that are commensurate with the amount of effort and duration for each type of service. I usually take long duration because they seem to charge only a little bit more, and I don't like rush.[/QUOTE]Yes actually the first time I went there I took the B2 B VIP ROOM 90 MIN FJ Option for 2700 BHT but it seemed weird for the girl that I didn't want FJ and was happy with just HJ so I figured the next time I'd just go with B2 B VIP ROOM 90 MIN HJ Option for 2200 BHT and give bigger tip to the girl that way which I did and made them very happy in the end.

I guess its more rewarding for the girl but more risky for me since they don't know what they'll get in the end.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1978899]
On the other hand I would not take an assigned girl. I always want to choose. It is hard or me to be excited sexually by a very ordinary girl if assigned one. Far too picky for the overall looks. A bad body could even make me want to look away. We are not doing charity work here. I want her hot body to drive me crazy, and want her face to attract me to get my tongue grappling with hers.

Assigned girls is only reasonable for non-sexual real massages in my view. Even then I could wish to take a girl known to do it how I like.[/QUOTE]Yes if it was for a real sexual encounter I'd be very picky too but for B2 B HJ the girl does most of the work and technique is more important than just plain looks.

I notice also that better looking girls are less hardworking (on the average) than less good looking girls as their looks lets them get away with it I guess.

I'm not a huge fan of thai mps for looks, sure some are looking better than others but I feel quality is far lower than what you find in China, therefore I'm not too picky here.

Hi.

I know it sounds lame, but it brings back nostalgia and the sheer expectation. So, any suggestions on oily massage places with a hole in the centre of the massage table for easy wedding tackle access? I've been in a femin-nazi sex prison and have a week in LOS to bang as many hotties as I can. I guess you can tell the new arrivals by the huge grin from ear to ear and wide eyed wonder of living the way men should.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1979088]Hi.

I know it sounds lame, but it brings back nostalgia and the sheer expectation. So, any suggestions on oily massage places with a hole in the centre of the massage table for easy wedding tackle access? [/QUOTE]Parlous Maximus,

Lame yes. You have been watching too much porn? Lie on your back and no hole is needed, silly. Of course massage tables do not have dick holes.

BTW, was handle Phallus Maximus already taken, and you had to spell it wrong for that reason, as you could not bear to have any other handle? Or merely the forum does not allow correct spelling of some words, as a handle?

I must be weird. I think more about perfect pussy.

[QUOTE=Sinofaguo;1978911]Yes actually the first time I went there I took the B2 B VIP ROOM 90 MIN FJ Option for 2700 BHT but it seemed weird for the girl that I didn't want FJ and was happy with just HJ so I figured the next time I'd just go with B2 B VIP ROOM 90 MIN HJ Option for 2200 BHT and give bigger tip to the girl that way which I did and made them very happy in the end.
[/QUOTE]Depends on the tip size. If you took 2200 option, and then tipped her the extra 500, I sure she would be happy with that. LOL She does not have to share her tips with the boss.

On other hand, if your tip was only 100 more, I am sure she would have preferred the first option.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1979088]Hi.

I know it sounds lame, but it brings back nostalgia and the sheer expectation. So, any suggestions on oily massage places with a hole in the centre of the massage table for easy wedding tackle access? I've been in a femin-nazi sex prison and have a week in LOS to bang as many hotties as I can. I guess you can tell the new arrivals by the huge grin from ear to ear and wide eyed wonder of living the way men should.[/QUOTE]I've seen this porn as well. Can't say I've seen this kind of massage table. It probably doesn't exist as a service in Bangkok. There isn't really that much diversification here. I know Bangkok is supposed to be like the sex / freak capital of the world but it simply isn't. They're actually pretty standard fare and even sub-standard for western standards. This place is about cheap, quantity over quality. But if you look around enough, you can find (a little bit of) both.

For Bangkok, I like Soi 24/1. Because the girls stand outside and it's easy to inspect a lot of ok looking women. I dislike soi 26 because the girls aren't outside as much and really aren't to my spec (too Japanese, too much doll makeup and hot-hit big eye contact lenses). For nighttime, gogo's are an option... but I wouldn't stick with them after more than 1-2 nights, as many find them too be too expensive and definitely not newbie friendly (girls who spot newbies focus on higher prices and less time in the room). Honestly if I were you, I would consider Pattaya if I only had 1 week. It's just better laid out, more women. The discos have really hot women and way better prices than gogos (Insomnia disco, Pattaya is like the best P4P venue in all of Thailand). Avoid the soapies there, really bad and not worth the jizz, they are mostly for clueless Indians tourist vans. Soi Honey during the daytime is got a lot of young/attractive talent. Also the infamous soi 6 has so many girls (many young) that you are bound to find something you like.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1979088]Hi.

I know it sounds lame, but it brings back nostalgia and the sheer expectation. So, any suggestions on oily massage places with a hole in the centre of the massage table for easy wedding tackle access? I've been in a femin-nazi sex prison and have a week in LOS to bang as many hotties as I can. I guess you can tell the new arrivals by the huge grin from ear to ear and wide eyed wonder of living the way men should.[/QUOTE]As a matter of fact, that is the kind of table the proprietress (?) of Analisa Massage described while announcing the shop's recent re-opening in its new location on Sukhumvit Soi 6. Forgive me if I am violating some special rule here, but this was her way of describing it on another website:

Re: Analisa Massage, Bangkok (Sukhumvit 6).

"Welcome to our place. We open everyday from 10.00-24.00 am.

Now we provide new experience for you guys! We made a special massage table for 4 hands / 6 hands massage. We provide relaxing and erotic massage for you at the same time. We made a hole for you dick and a girl will go under table and give you hand job and mouth job for you, at the same time another give you erotic massage, body to body massage. They swap.

About 6 hands massage. 2 girls massage on your back and another girl sit under table and give you dick, balls massage by hands and mouth.

Sound interesting yet? Please come to find out how it work!"

(back to me, ET, again) Personally, I would much prefer getting a blowjob while laying in this position rather than laying flat on my back on a bed or even sitting in an ordinary couch or chair while the girl kneels on the floor in front of me, but only IF there were a large porthole cut into the face area of the table as well so I could watch the girl giving me the blowjob underneath! lol. But there is no mention of that. And as long as we're creating special tables for this purpose, why not angle the table at about 45 degrees from the floor so the guy getting a blowjob could essentially lean forward in a semi wall-type glory hole position? Then the girl could sit much more comfortably on a short stool on the other side of that angled table and not be working against gravity so much or bumping her forehead on the underside of the table trying to move up and down (or is it down and up?) on the guy's dick.

Either way, you kill half the pleasure of it if the girl is going to be unseen on the underside of that table. Cut a porthole in the face area of that table so the guy can at least see what's being done to his dick if he wants to!

After the disaster at Addict on day 1 - I decided to stick to head to Cherry massage where I had a good experience in my last trip with Focus. This time I booked BB. Looks like she is highly in demand as I couldn't book a 2 hour session because of prior bookings.

She has a great body and friendly face. The first photo on the website is pretty close to what she looks in real life. She doesn't speak too much. But is friendly enough. What happened in the room was fairly ritual. She undressed me and led to the shower. Thorough scrubbing down followed by the mouthwash (I find that thing funny in all Thai places). Sex in multiple positions with she taking the cock up the backside like a champ. After the 1st shot. Another round of quick shower followed by a decent massage. Second shot was a BBBJ (no CIM).

Overall pretty happy with the experience. Would repeat Cherry for sure. Maybe with Yaya?

[QUOTE=ParkVille;1979331]I've seen this porn as well. Can't say I've seen this kind of massage table. It probably doesn't exist as a service in Bangkok. There isn't really that much diversification here. I know Bangkok is supposed to be like the sex / freak capital of the world but it simply isn't. They're actually pretty standard fare and even sub-standard for western standards. This place is about cheap, quantity over quality. But if you look around enough, you can find (a little bit of) both.[/QUOTE]Just search Google Images with "glory hole massage table". Personally can't imagine being able to climax lying face down on a table, but then again there are guys who get off on the whole glory hole concept, so different strokes. Enjoy Bangkok, AsianRain.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;1979351]
Either way, you kill half the pleasure of it if the girl is going to be unseen on the underside of that table. Cut a porthole in the face area of that table so the guy can at least see what's being done to his dick if he wants to![/QUOTE]I didn't try the "under the table service" but I can confirm when I was at Analisa a couple weeks ago (see report below) I noticed my massage table had this hole in the middle.

And yes it also has a hole for your head. But you'd need a light below the table to notice anything.

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1979088]Hi.

I know it sounds lame, but it brings back nostalgia and the sheer expectation. So, any suggestions on oily massage places with a hole in the centre of the massage table for easy wedding tackle access? I've been in a femin-nazi sex prison and have a week in LOS to bang as many hotties as I can. I guess you can tell the new arrivals by the huge grin from ear to ear and wide eyed wonder of living the way men should.[/QUOTE]Hi. Some times ago I found this web site [URL]http://www.bangkokmilkingtable.com/[/URL] don't ask me if is good or not because I never tried and I never read a report about this service. So lets try and let us know!

Thanks everyone. It is more to do with the anticipation while acting all cool as if it is just a massage. Once warmed up with a nice scrotal massage, it's off the table, onto a bed, get sucked then depending on my mood, usually legs up high and bang her silly, more points if she has arms long enough for a reach around whilst DFK. I tip well for good service, am polite and nice to the girls, but by good service I mean DFK, BBJCIM, no starfish factor, and a girly giggle to boot. Some of the better girls play with butthole and / or have toys etc for round 3-4. If anyone has any recommendations, PM me. I'll take up the Christian G challenge and report back.

Thanks for HUD on Pattaya. Been there ages ago, but agree, best ratio and bang for buck. The Phallus / Pahllus misnomer was originally a typo and I've never corrected it. Funny, I met Jackson in Recolletta years ago and he asked the same thing.

It will be good to be back where I do not have to deal with Femi-Nazi bullshit or horny. I've always been amazed at the good cheer and fun between fellows in LOS who have their natural biological needs met without a fuss. I've never understood why women think we cannot control our urges. It's because we are men dear, it's what we do when not building bridges, growing food, inventing stuff, building empires and a lot of other stuff women depend on yet castigate us for loving their bodies they do so much to dress up and show off to us. Except of course the 40+ battle axe types who wonder why guys run from their bristling asexual persona.

Life is good!

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1979576] Some of the better girls play with butthole and / or have toys etc for round 3-4. [/QUOTE]For anal, toys, multi shot, 3 some, lesbo and more you can try Eden Club in Sukhumvit soi 7/1 [URL]http://edenbangkok.com/login/login.php[/URL] long time I don't go back at Eden, probably not a good quality girls, but high PSE.

[QUOTE=ChristianG;1979677]For anal, toys, multi shot, 3 some, lesbo and more you can try Eden Club in Sukhumvit soi 7/1 [URL]http://edenbangkok.com/login/login.php[/URL] long time I don't go back at Eden, probably not a good quality girls, but high PSE.[/QUOTE]Frankly all of these services you can get at Tulip as well without the girls going through the same routine over and over again. I found Eden after a few repeats totally boring because the script never varies.

[QUOTE=BkkMick;1979706]Frankly all of these services you can get at Tulip as well without the girls going through the same routine over and over again. I found Eden after a few repeats totally boring because the script never varies.[/QUOTE]He ask for toys also. I never heard that Tulip have toys available, for this I suggest Eden Club.