Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1607202]LBM you are the man to go to in times of need.

I took your tip and went to Pau Mobile at [URL]TUk.com[/URL]. They will have my phone ready tomorrow and it will only cost 1500 Baht to repair. Thanks so much for info.

I hooked up with a tight little spinner from Destiny in LK metro last night. Very GFE. Maybe too much. Good way to start the trip! Will post in more detail when I get a chance. Need to catch up on work for a few hrs before going hunting again tonight.

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle V.[/QUOTE]Uncle V, good to hear that you found a tight spinner on your first night out. If you took pictures, please upload, missing Pattaya already! Unless, of course, you plan to upload the pictures along with your trip report, in which case we can wait.

Landed on Mon morning and bell bus got me to my hotel in good time. Hotel at sea residence and it's a real good one. Not your regular 4-5 star but right on the beach so if you want to have unprecedented view of the beach and hear the sound of the wave and while sitting in your balcony sipping singha then this is the place to go.

Now I reached before check in time and my room wasn't ready so left my bags at the reception and went Street walking on walking street. Saw one of the many Street side massage parlours and hopped into one. Had a good one hour oily worth 300 be and then hand job jerk off for another 200. Aching muscles and bones relaxed and so was junior.

Later in the evening / night picked up a street walker from beach road for 500 be short time and got her to my room but not before laying down terms that she had to massage, blow bareback and then if required FS. She wasn't a stunner. In fact about 35 yo and mother of a 9 yo but what good massage and BBBJ And zero attitude. No Hehe haha, no mobile phone, hardly complaints about my wishes which she duly complied with. Infact I liked her so much I kept her for the night negotiating to 1200 be.

Had 2 pops at night and she asked me if I wanted a 3rd at 7 am before she left but I was not UP to it so gave her 1200+300 tip and dozed off.

Quite a rocking start to my trip.

Will post about the very dull. Actually disappointing 2nd day later maybe. About how my expectations were so high after the first day that I had a pretty screwed up 2nd day!

Ok, back in Patts in two weeks; what are the best times to hit Soi 6, 7 and 8? I'm not a fan of Soi 6 because of the ST Bar labeling. I figure, why pay a BF to fuck in the bar? I think I'm more a Soi 7 and 8 kind of guy. Typically, we sleep in the afternoon, hit WS at night. Are we missing something on the Sois in the afternoon and early evening?

[QUOTE=Prickprick;1607527]Landed on Mon morning and bell bus got me to my hotel in good time. Hotel at sea residence and it's a real good one. Not your regular 4-5 star but right on the beach so if you want to have unprecedented view of the beach and hear the sound of the wave and while sitting in your balcony sipping singha then this is the place to go.

Now I reached before check in time and my room wasn't ready so left my bags at the reception and went Street walking on walking street. Saw one of the many Street side massage parlours and hopped into one. Had a good one hour oily worth 300 be and then hand job jerk off for another 200. Aching muscles and bones relaxed and so was junior.

Later in the evening / night picked up a street walker from beach road for 500 be short time and got her to my room but not before laying down terms that she had to massage, blow bareback and then if required FS. She wasn't a stunner. In fact about 35 yo and mother of a 9 yo but what good massage and BBBJ And zero attitude. No Hehe haha, no mobile phone, hardly complaints about my wishes which she duly complied with. Infact I liked her so much I kept her for the night negotiating to 1200 be.

Had 2 pops at night and she asked me if I wanted a 3rd at 7 am before she left but I was not UP to it so gave her 1200+300 tip and dozed off.

Quite a rocking start to my trip.

Will post about the very dull. Actually disappointing 2nd day later maybe. About how my expectations were so high after the first day that I had a pretty screwed up 2nd day![/QUOTE]Glad you enjoyed; far more off a start in Pattaya than I would have considered for my first trip, LOL. Will be back to Patts in 2 weeks (4th time), paying my BFs and hopefully have a clean dick when I get back.

[QUOTE=Nixonbd;1608542]Ok, back in Patts in two weeks; what are the best times to hit Soi 6, 7 and 8? I'm not a fan of Soi 6 because of the ST Bar labeling. I figure, why pay a BF to fuck in the bar? I think I'm more a Soi 7 and 8 kind of guy. Typically, we sleep in the afternoon, hit WS at night. Are we missing something on the Sois in the afternoon and early evening?[/QUOTE]LOL. What's the big deal man? You go, you find a chick from wherever, you take her wherever, and you fuck her. It does not matter what time of day it is. The same routine applies for all bars, agogos, discos, soapies, and the like. What do you want us to tell you, that they have special chicks that have capes with an S on them hanging out of their pussies Tuesdays at 2:30 pm on Soi XYZ? Nope. It's going to be same turd, different toilet. Naturally, though, with most types of party atmospheres the freaks come out at night.

By the way, you do not have to fuck in the bars on Soi 6. You can take the girls with you. Funny. I have never seen anyone mention a bar fine for Soi 6 places. They always say 700 for the girl and 300 for the room. What would be the bar fine if you wanted the girl for take away?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1608547]
By the way, you do not have to fuck in the bars on Soi 6. You can take the girls with you. Funny. I have never seen anyone mention a bar fine for Soi 6 places. They always say 700 for the girl and 300 for the room. What would be the bar fine if you wanted the girl for take away?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nixonbd;1608542]I'm not a fan of Soi 6 because of the ST Bar labeling. I figure, why pay a BF to fuck in the bar?[/QUOTE]I guess the 300 for the room is actually the bar fine. So even when you take her to your hotel you'll have to pay those 300 bath.

And Nixonbd: you pay a bar fine because she spents an hour or so of her time with you. During that time she cannot generate money for the bar because she cannot sit with other customers who buy her drinks. That's the whole idea behind bar fines anywhere (in beer bars, agogo', etc.).

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1608547]LOL. What's the big deal man? You go, you find a chick from wherever, you take her wherever, and you fuck her. It does not matter what time of day it is. The same routine applies for all bars, agogos, discos, soapies, and the like. What do you want us to tell you, that they have special chicks that have capes with an S on them hanging out of their pussies Tuesdays at 2:30 pm on Soi XYZ? Nope. It's going to be same turd, different toilet. Naturally, though, with most types of party atmospheres the freaks come out at night.

By the way, you do not have to fuck in the bars on Soi 6. You can take the girls with you. Funny. I have never seen anyone mention a bar fine for Soi 6 places. They always say 700 for the girl and 300 for the room. What would be the bar fine if you wanted the girl for take away?[/QUOTE]I would think it would be higher for take-out. Why? A girl staying in the bar can generate more baht in a shorter period of time than a take-out can. Just my business sense talking, LOL.

Hello fellers,

I'm excited about my potential first trip to Pattaya next month, and before I pull the trigger I was wondering. Are 5 nights good enough for a first-time visit. I'm pretty sure I could make it 3 times a day.

I'll be landing at 8 am on Thursday, so I could reasonably expect to be at Pattaya around 10 am. Anybody have a favorite place to go at that time of day?

Flying Emirates from Chicago, staying at Amari Nova Suites. Planing to get my combo Hep A /B immunization as soon as I finalize my itinerary.

Oct 27th to 30th, that is, and looking for friends for beer and mongering, preferably both. Staying in Eastiny Inn.

[QUOTE=BrandonKelly;1609784]Hello fellers,

I'm excited about my potential first trip to Pattaya next month, and before I pull the trigger I was wondering. Are 5 nights good enough for a first-time visit. I'm pretty sure I could make it 3 times a day.

I'll be landing at 8 am on Thursday, so I could reasonably expect to be at Pattaya around 10 am. Anybody have a favorite place to go at that time of day?

Flying Emirates from Chicago, staying at Amari Nova Suites. Planing to get my combo Hep A /B immunization as soon as I finalize my itinerary.[/QUOTE]Wow Cowboy! This is Thailand. If you land at 8 AM, don't expect to be in Pattaya by 10 AM. It will take you at least 1 hour between landing and reaching the taxis (longer if you still have to exchange money, get a SIM-card, perhaps have a little breakfast) and then it will take you about 1. 5 hours to get to Pattaya. Then you check in the hotel, get settled, take a shower, put on fresh clothes and have some lunch (food is very important in Thailand). By that time it will already be well into the afternoon and the massage shops and Soi 6 bars will be in full swing.

You will soon learn that all this "western" planning and timing will not survive the Thai way of life. All this hurrying and running around will get you nowhere and will only make you sweaty and then the Thai girls will look down on you as a clueless newbie.

Take it easy and let the good things simply happen to you. You will see that there is so much fun in Pattaya you will need no pre-planning.

Oh, and to your question whether 5 nights is enough? You will not have made even the slightest dent in the Pattaya experience, not even if you could pop 10 times a day.

[QUOTE=BrandonKelly;1609784] Arriving around 10 am ... Anybody have a favorite place to go at that time of day?
... (I'm) staying at Amari Nova Suites.[/QUOTE]First, grab a bunch of Amari Nova Suites business cards from the front desk. You'll need them to give to every Pattaya taxi bike you meet, because no one knows where Nova Suites are, or they confuse it with the big Amari Nova hotel on Beach Road. You can show them the map on the back of the business card, hope they bother to actually look, assuring yourself that you can get back to home base day or night.

Next, either turn right outside the Amari Nova Suite's lobby door and keep on walking until you reach Soi Six, or better yet get the hotel staff to run you (for free) to Soi Six on their hotel golf cart. Get off at the end of the road, cross Second, and you are at the start of the infamous Soi Six. And may God have mercy on your soul.

Want something more upscale than a cat house? OK, head up Second (you are now on Second), following the flow of traffic, and on your left you will come across Lisa Bar. It's early but you could score an early-shift hottie from the 24-hour Lisa Bar. They'll be the ones dancing behind the bar, or checking out the size of your wallet, as you walk on by. Or, if you see nothing you like, keep on going, and you will find a big Soapie right there, on the left, with a sign so big even your jet-lagged eyes can't miss it. In you go, find yourself a nice seat to view the fishbowl, and welcome to Thailand. Don't slip on the soapie tub during your exit, like some punters do.

By the way, the hospital is right next door, in case you need it during your stay. Is always good to know where the medics are, when you are going into any combat situation.

Enjoy,

- Gunga Din.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1609886]Oh, and to your question whether 5 nights is enough? You will not have made even the slightest dent in the Pattaya experience, not even if you could pop 10 times a day.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more with this. All my trips have been short ones between 3-4 days at the max, and what that does to you is leaves you wanting (and craving) for more. Pattaya does tend to make an addict out of you, barring a few nasty experiences, which as you go along you will immediately write off. My next trip I plan to be in Pattaya for a week, yet that too, I feel, will just not be enough. So what's the solution? You keep coming back.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1609886]
You will soon learn that all this "western" planning and timing will not survive the Thai way of life. All this hurrying and running around will get you nowhere and will only make you sweaty and then the Thai girls will look down on you as a clueless newbie.

Take it easy and let the good things simply happen to you. You will see that there is so much fun in Pattaya you will need no pre-planning.

Oh, and to your question whether 5 nights is enough? You will not have made even the slightest dent in the Pattaya experience, not even if you could pop 10 times a day.[/QUOTE]Right! The "western planning syndrome", 555, forgetaboutit! Just keep a general list in the back of your mind of 5 or 6 recommended Walking Street Go Go's, a couple of LK Metro Go Go's, Soi 6, and Beach Road Near the Hilton as a point of reference and starting point. After a night or two on the town your list won't matter. Pattaya will blow you away. Anything can happen. Follow your bliss.

The more time you can spend in Thailand (BKK + Pattaya) the better, but 5 days is better than 4 days is better than 3 days ect and 5 days is certainly enough time to get your dick wet and have a taste of Pattaya. Warning: once you have tried BKK and Pattaya you will be hooked. Your first time is never your last time.

Recommended (but only as a starting point) On Walking Street: Sensations, Happy, Iron, and Baccara; On LK Metro: Queen Club and Show Girls; On Soi 6: Ruby Bar Club, Red Point, Nightwish, Sky Bar, and O Bar. Just go and see what happens.

Couldn't agree more with Natty Bumpo. My advice would be that you look up a good map on this site and learn the situation by heart (a little). So that at least you know where soi 6, Soi lk metro, ws, etc are. I had problems my first time, my 2nd time, 3rd. Now I am starting to figure it out.

And be warned again. I will be there in September, I was there last March. After I broke up with my GF, I intend to hire love instead of buy love. I will be back many times.

Pattaya pfffff. I don't go there if I cannot stay for at least 3 weeks, but I would go too if I had only 5 days.

I recommend Soi 13/1 for a good decent massage and the central Pattaya festival mall for good food (Fuji, Sizzler's).

I'd like to start by thanking all those who have responded to my post. Your insights have been-and will be-very helpful for this trip, which I finalized just last evening. I'll be contributing reports when I can during the trip.

Based on the recommendations, I've extended my stay a little, to 8 nights. I'll be arriving at 10:45 pm BKK on a Wed. Night and staying at Galleria 10 off Sukhumvit until Saturday, where I'll then finish the trip at Amari Nova Suites in Pattaya. Based on many reports under both threads (thanks Natty Bumpo), I concluded that skipping a stay in Bangkok would have been a mistake.

I believe I'll be stopping at Dr. BJ's first off for a 2-girl, mainly because I am a BJ fetishist. I know it's a tourist trap, but it's close to the hotel and I must say, I am fascinated with the setup. Alas, Dr. BJ's merits are to be debated on the BKK thread, I hope I haven't opened a can of worms here. But for Pattaya, I'l certainly go with the recommendations from all who mentioned specific venues.

Wolvenvacht, thanks for reminding me about clearing customs. My only plans set in stone are to make my flights and hotels in time. Gunga Din, the hotel business cards are an excellent insight, and I will certainly keep them on me. I will explore Lisa and the soapie, for sure.

I've read almost all the Pattaya reports post 8-2013 and two questions come to mind. The Devi's Den specializes in threesomes, but what of the go-go's? And being an uncircumcised heathen, will my pecker be a problem for the Thai women? I know that's highly subjective, but has anyone experienced an issue with that? I'm hygenic to the nth degree.