Managua

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In Managua, most of the street girls I have seen are pretty nasty looking. I have seen a number of them with no front teeth. I wouldn't have anything to do with them. However, I do recommend a bar called Polanko's that is not too far from the airport. It is two stories. The second floor has nude dancers, but the girls are expensive to take out. The first floor has either a DJ or a band (depending on the night), and a lot of local women go there for dancing. Any woman in the place will dance with you, so don't be shy. On slow dances they will grind the heck out of your crotch. Most will go back to your hotel and spend the night for $20 plus cab fare home in the morning. Have your own condoms (I recommend bring them from the US) because most of these girls do not have condoms.

Most of the larger hotels will not let you bring women in at night. However, the Hotel Las Mercedes, directly across the street from the airport, will let you bring a woman in. The girl has to register at the front desk when entering, and you will be charged about $10-15 extra for the night. I have stayed there numerous times, never had a problem, and the hotel is clean.

Doodads

Magic,

I haven't been to Nica in about two years, but here is what I remember in Managua.

The clubs that have dancers are expensive! A couple of clubs that I went to (I can't remember the names) wanted about $100 for 20 minutes in a back room. They even charged for the condom!! At a club called Josephine's (I think the name might have changed) near the Intercontinental Hotel, the manager wanted $200 plus I had to buy a bottle of champagne for $50 to take a girl out. I said no thanks.

You will see a lot of SW on Careterra Masaya (spelling?) I have had some nice ones from this street, and they were about $20 for about 45 minutes. You can take them back to your hotel or rent a room at a local hotel. I did the latter for about $8-10.

Be careful, don't drive in Managua, and there are also a lot of transvestites on the streets.

I ended up going to Polanko's most of the time. It was near my hotel (Las Mercedes), there was a good slection of girls (they don't work there, they are customers just like you), and I NEVER had to pay more than $20 plus cab fare home for a girl to spend the whole night. I never had a problem with any of the girls. A friend of mine did have his laptop computer stolen by a girl he brought to his room, but he ended up getting it back.

Stay at the Hotel Las Mercedes. It is across the street from the airport, it is cheap, clean, safe, and they let women in for an additional cost. Most of the hotels will not let you bring women to your room.

This is an Up date on Hotel Mercedes, they had re built it and now is a Best Western, I didn't stay at the Hotel because I made a one day trip to Managua last Friday, but it looks nice from the outside.

I just got back from a 4 week trip to Managua. I stayed at the Intercontinental Metrocentro Hotel. The street right beside the hotel (I believe it was Reuben Dario or something like that) had a lot of prostitutes on it at night. I was told be a cab driver that the going rate was 200 Cordobas (around $15.00 U.S.). I was very leery of the street girls due to high crime rate and risk of disease.

One night I visited Club Valle Todo. Any cab driver can take you there. The girls there were fantastic! It's a lot different than any strip club that I have been to. It was sort of expensive, but not outrageous. I did give my hotel name and room number to one of the better looking girls there. She said that she was 21. She had a great body! A couple of days later she called me up and then came to the hotel. This hotel allows females in the room if you escort them. For $50 American I had some of the best fucking and sucking that I have ever had. She even called me up two days later and came over again.

If you go to Managua, visit Vale Todo! Ask for Vanessa.

Does anyone know anything about “Camino de oriente” mall? Five years ago, it was the spot for the best free lancers, of course they were extremely expensive. Most of them were 7 to 10’s, but their prices were between $60 - $100. I never got one for the last reason. Are they operating on the same place? Have the prices vary since then? Anyone with upgrades on this? Thanks.

I went to Managua from Costa Rica recently and found the information pretty lacking.

You can take either Tica Bus or TransNica from San Jose. About 9-10 hours including the border stuff. About $20 round trip. $14 in border taxes if you're not a citizen or resident of CR. These are very nice buses, and have movies and a/c and such.

Dollars are readily accepted almost everywhere (gas stations, fast food places). Bring $1 bills for taxi's, tips, etc. $100's are hard to change.

Exchange rate changes all the time, but it was 14.8 Cordobas to the dollar when I was there in late Feb 2003.

I decided to do an in depth study of the whole scene, and to try a little bit of everything.

First night:

A nice small hotel near the mall is El Almendro. Normal rates are $55 per night, but ask for the special $40 rate and they will give it to you. (No taxes or anything extra.) Nice place with small frig, microwave, stove, sink, dishes. 100 channels of cable, hot water, nice place overall. Phone number is 505-270-1260 or 277-2476.

Guest friendly, and the desk help speaks good English.

I first tried the girls on the Masaya freeway near the Metro Centro mall. 200 Cordobas was the standard price (About $13). Service was very mediocre, and the girl had her friend waiting in a Taxi out front my hotel. (This was near the big Metro Centro mall).

Not a good sign.

She would only give a CBJ, and did it very half heartedly.

She then asked for cab fare, which I thought a little ridiculous since I had already overpaid the cab that was waiting for her outside.

Conclusion: You may be able find a good street girl, but I don't know that it's really worth the trouble.

Second day/night:

A quick note on Taxi's. The normal rate for 1-6 kilometer trips was 10-20 Cordobas (66 cents-$1.35). None of them have meters. Before you get in negotiate. I had a few drivers who tried to charge me 50 Cordobas, where others had charged me 15.

I found a good taxi driver who knew a lot of the good places to go
and was reasonably priced. The Taxi driver, Martin Pineda was a real help the whole time I was there. His cel number is 07781445. You can hire him by the hour (About 80 Cordobas per hour), or he'll take you where you want for a reasonable (15-30 Cordobas) fee.

There was some mention of crackdowns on massage parlors. There might have been some hassling awhile back, but they're in full swing now.

He took me to the Sol Y Luna massage. I saw Nicole there, who is a 30 something Nica. She was not the hottest babe there (about 10-15 girls all the time!), but she had a good attitude.

The room and the girl cost $25-$30. You can get a room with A/C, for a few bucks more but the room fan was fine for me.

We showered together and then she gave me a nice little massage before we started. She was very orally inclined and was licking and sucking everything in site.

She also took direction quite well, and was really attentive. She's about 5' 5", with B size breasts. She gave me the best BBBJ in Central America I've ever had!

She didn't rush me at all, and we talked for quite a long time after the deed. I think I spent 70-80 minutes with her.

I was totally drained after that experience, and went to the hotel and crashed.

Third day/night:

Martin drove me to Granada for a tour of the old city. This is about 45 minutes driving each way from Managua. He spent about 5 hours driving and going around Granada. Cost $27.

That night I wanted to go to Polancos. Martin wasn't too thrilled about going there since he says there are lot of fights, and it's a bit of a bad neighborhood. I kept insisting on going there. I'm glad I did.

It's a pretty normal club with Nicaraguans dancing there. There is a strip club upstairs, but I was looking for normal Nica girls. No real pros, this time.

I'm a big guy and didn't know if any of the girls would come over to me or not. Not to worry. Within 10 minutes, I'd had my shoulders rubbed a couple of times, and very nice Nica in her early 20's came over.

Her friend came over and sat next to my Martin, but he's married, and wasn't out for adventure himself. My Nica was very nice, and we talked in Spanish a bit, and then we danced a little bit.

She thought I danced a little funny, but we had fun doing it. We sat and drank and kissed a bit afterwards. About 20 minutes later, one of the Nicos got pissed because someone was dancing with his girl (or something like that), and he threw a chair at another guy.

Then one of the guys threw some sort of stink bomb or shot some mace. The place halfway cleared out while the bar personnel restrained the two guys.

My Nica got some of the stuff in her eyes, and was coughing. We decided to head out before things got too bad. As we were hitting the door, one of the guys got away and rushed the other guy. Luckily we were outside, and all 3 of us left in the taxi.

My Nica went home with me all night, and stayed 24 hours in total with me. Very nice, a little shy in some ways (wouldn't let me eat her out). We went out to eat, to the movies, and a lot more the next day.

She never even asked for any money, though of course I gave her a fair amount when she had to leave for home.

Very affectionate, and fun to be with. She made me feel like I was 18 again.

I just came back from Managua for a 4 day visit. My mother is from Nicaragua and I had found a tremendously in-expensive internet airfare that I decided to go down for a few days after a 5 year absence.

Things have changed since my last visit. My first night there I went out with a couple of male relatives to go to a strip club. On a Thusday night (May 15), things were quiet. We first drove by Vale Todo, around 9pm or so, and there was no one there. Next we decided to go to Lips, near the InterContinetal Hotel in old Managua. We got there around 10pm. It was empty. I didn't mind more chicks for us. Well needless to say it is very expensive here, but the women are beautiful all 7-10's, and young. As soon as we sat down, and ordered our drinks, 3 latina lovelies came over to sit with us. WOW! They were beautiful!! As I said the drinks are expensive and that is how they make money, our bottle of whisky was $40.00, and the girls can not drink from our bottle, their drinks are ordered separately and are $13.00 a pop. Ouch! We spent hours with these lovelies, and unlike the US, where their may be rules on lap dances and touching, but here THERE ARE NO RULES!

In the club, their were 15-20 girls taking turns dancing, including ours. Nude dances, these girls grind you, and are generally all over you, and you can touch anywhere you want, feel them everywhere and kissing is all part of it. It was great! We had a blast! Dancing with them, one show was they get all soaped up and you dry them off with a towel however you want. My girl sat on my lap and I was making out with her and touching her everywhere. She kept asking me to take her to a private room in the back for $94.00 (the cost of a bottle of wine, being the pretense) where she said we could do anything we wanted! I never had so much fun in my life. but we paid a hefty price! $$$$
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After the club, we left around 2:30am, we drove around Managua , looking for SW to have fun with. In the old part of town, we chatted with one (about a 5), and her charge was 50.00 cordobas (around $3.50, yes 3.50 US!)

Then we drove to Carretera Masaya where most of the SW hang out, and wow, we saw some 7-8's. They were gorgeous. They wanted 150.00 cordobas ( $10.00 US). WOW We drove up to some other ones along they road and chatted with them for a while and one came to my car window and started feeling me up, my chest and my member! It was fun.

If you want to get laid, Managua is great...not too expensive, except maybe the strip clubs, but the women are beautiful. It is great for mongers. We had a blast that night. The subsequent evening we went to Mirador de Tiscapa, then Montelimar which is a beautiful resort on the pacific.

Happy Hunting!

I was in Managua in Dec 2002 and got the following from the local newspaper. Visited a couple of salas de belleza, which appeared to be beauty parlors, but had available chicas for on-premise or take-out. In the evenings, suggest hiring your taxi by the hour. I paid 100 colones per hour, which probably can be negotiated down a little.

Codes: “c.” is cuadra or block, domicilio is at your place or hotel, the word “de” followed by a name can be the name of a store or building, Bo is barrio, and numbers beginning with 0 are for a cell phone.

1. Sala de Belleza Claudia, 266-3066.
2. Masaje Corporal, Cabrera 3 c. al sur, 222-5509.
3. Oriental Massages, 150 cordobas permanente, 278-6401.
4. Sala de Belleza Acuario, masajes corporales, 249-8706.
5. Nuevo Centro de Masajes, 249-5161.
6. Club Lady, M-Su, 248-6030, 077-87906.
7. Peluqueria Yami's, 244-0969
8. Exquisitos Masajes a domicilio, 077-78487.
9. Tantra, C150, BBB, servicios a domicilio, M-Su, donde fue La Estatua Rene Schick 3c norte (lago), 289-5073, 086-61035.
10. Los Faroles, salon de masajes, 266-8689, 077-65540.
11. Masajes Corporal, 268-6345.
12. Mileydy, masajes a domicilio y local, 088-80349.
13. Masajes Profesionales, locales y domicilio, 088-21764.
14. Masajes Bellamar, domicilio y local, Bello Horizonte, de la Iglesia Pio X, 3c. arriba, 3c. al sur, 2c. abajo, casa rosada No. 55, 244-1395, 088-30105.
15. Sol y Luna, 200 cordobas, 9am-0pm, 861-7078, 222-7732.
16. Mercedes No. 1, Monsenor Lezcano de Telcor 2c. arriba, M-Su, 8am-10pm, 268-1283.
17. Centro de Masaje No. 2, Altagracia, Repuestos Resadom 1c. abajo, 8am-10pm, 266-8012.
18. Cleopatra, sala de belleza, 266-0593.
19. Centro de Belleza Bolonia, masajes corporales, saunas, 268-4677.
20. Masajes a domicilio unisex, 088-80257.
21. Sala de Belleza Gloria, masajes corporales y saunas, De la Tiendona, Calle 14 de Sept 2c arriba, 1/2c al lago, 248-3824.
22. Centro de Masaje, Altagracia, Bo. Altagracia, de la Fosforera 3c. al sur, 086-81681.

Hey there Excat, some of the places you listed have been shutdown already. I'll try and make a detailed list when I have the time.

Managua is a rather complicated city, has no downtown as such and the areas are very far one from the other. You have to rely on taxis, that can charge you anything from 1 to 6 dollars for the same trip, depending on the hour, your spanish, and other factors. A regular fare is 20 cordobas (1.3 US).

The street scene is not bad, but you have to try your abilities from the car or while walking in unsafe environments. The prices are always around 10 US. The Clubs Lips, Vale Todo and Hollywood are similar (the same guy owns the three), the prices are outrageous and qaulity is fair. There is another club in C. Masaya called Kings Palace that is not worth the visit.

The best option is to buy a drink to a girl and get her phone number. Here you have three tested, good attitude and looks between 6 and 8.

Gloria Celeste 0888 6170
Willy 0600 7898
Fatima 270 9821 086794459448

Massage houses (see previous posters) were disapointing, quality and attitude.

Never pay the club price for girls, wine, etc.

Check with your hotel the guest policy. My Hotel (Princess) blocks the SW, but is friendly to club girls.

Didn´t find really good, enjoabble FS, the girls seemed always very concerned with money and far from a GFE, but of course YMMV.

Nicoya:

Thanks for your earlier post.

If I were coming to Managua for 2-4 weeks, where might I find a guest-friendly room (being careful not to bring rowdies home) for $40/night or under? The owner/manager would have to be out of it not to realize why I was paying for his room.

I'd prefer to spend the money saved on accommodations on the chicas, which I'm sure I can score. (Your tips, however, are invaluable). Anytime I trust a taxi driver, I have to realize they are taking me somewhere they get a cut.

I don't like paying "bar fines". I'd rather give the $ or whatever to the girl - it tends to inspire their expertise.

Picking up numbers in a bar, though, sounds like a good idea. How important is Spanish? Can non/lingual thoughts be conveyed if necessary? Telephone could be a problem, yes?

If two people are of the same mind, the "zig-zig vous" or "le gusta...", get the message across, in person. I suppose I would have to negotiate the scenario in advance before I called the lady, just so we both knew what was expected.

You've been there - done that. If you have suggestions, please pass them along.

Hotel Mansion Teodolinda is a nice little hotel near a hot spot in Managua. Prices start at $40 a night there. It's located near hotel intercontinental. If you go to any club in Managua expect to pay a fee for either a room in the establishment or to take her out. Prices in the clubs out here are outrageous, and aren't really recommended. If you are into street walking, you can find a load of street walkers on Carretera Masaya. Going towards Masaya most of the beautiful looking ones are on the left, mostly near the local dance clubs. These girls are definately worth the 500-600 cords($40) you will be spending. Every now and then you can find a decent looking girl for around $20. The girls near Intercontinental usually charge around there. They post out in front of Lips and other spots around there. The massage parlors around here aren't as bad as some people in this board have been saying. If you can find some good ones you'll be in for a treat. Always carry just enough to pay the girl. A lot of girls out here have very sticky fingers. Spanish is very important, over here, if a girl notices that you are american they will jack up the prices just for you, so a guide is recommended. If your just looking to meet some people, you probably won't have a problem. The women out here can be very nice to gringos. I happened to know someone who would have been excellent at that, but he is no longer a taxi driver. I'm sure if you ask around here people can put you in contact with past guides. If I can come up with something I will. If you need any more info just ask.

T1GM - I stayed at El Almendro by the Metrocentro mall for $40 a night. Very nice accomodations, very helpful security guard. Their normal rates are $50 per night, but I'd guess they go 30-35 for a two week stay. I never saw them full any time I was there.

It is a bit of a ways away from Polankos, so if you have one place in mind, you may want to get a hotel that is close.

Find my recommendation for the hotel and a really great taxi driver earlier this year.

I don't recommend the casinos for fun. You might as well throw your money up in the air.

Gee, I feel like Nibu here, asking if nothing is going on in Nicaragua? There's some nice action there, I only wish they had cheap flight there like Costa Rica.

I get into Managua Friday nite and out early Saturday morning so I have little time to waste. I think from reading the earlier posts, that, for sampling the local fare on a tight schedule that the best idea might be one of the clubs. I will be traveling with someone else so my room won't work. I am unclear as to just what clubs do and don't have rooms available. Is there a specific recommendation for a short time hotel if I would go for a SW near the Intercontinental - the Hotel Mansion Teodolinda was mentioned earlier?

Hey Green Giant,

Let us know all the details of your recent overnight in Managua. I just now joined the WSG so was not able to give you advice before you left. Anyone out there planning a Nicaragua trip just let me know and I will be happy to jump in and give you advice. I'm an expat that used to live in Managua.

Monagham,

OK, here is what I found.

Considerable money can be saved at the clubs if you don't drink there and don't buy the girls drinks. I didn't do either and no one seemed to mind. I bought a single Coke each place I went and the most I paid was $5 with tip.

At Vale Todo the girls were fair. Worth checking out to see if there is someone you like. Room and girl $135.

The Red Palace is higher class with more girls that will probably be of interest. Room and girl $150.

Club Hollywood was by far the best I had time to visit. If you don't find something to your liking there, then you just aren't horney. Cover $5. Room and girl $180. The Nica I had there was most adventurous and enthusiastic.

There are some real possibilities with the SW scene, a few very good looking women at first glance. Managua can be a dangerous place for a gringo especially if he has been drinking. However, I am convinced, that If you don't drink and research a room ahead of time, one that does not have your posessions in it and take your time to pick out your Nica, so that you know what you are getting (clothes cover many falts), you could have a great time on $50.

I'm sorry I forgot my camera or I'd post some pics.

To sum it up , it is more expensive and not the quality of Costa Rica or Panama but good quality can be had at a price much less than the States.

Play safe.

I have been going to Nicaragua for about 5 years now. The Best Western Los Mercedes accross from the airport is the best hotel in town for the money. It will allow chicas, has 2 pools, a good restraurant, and hot water and clean rooms. Some of the help speaks English, and will help find chicas. Glorias is a short cab ride away, and offers a non rushed full service for about 300 cordobas. I hope Green Giants prices were in cordobas and not dollars or he way overpaid.

Selva Negre near Matagalpa is a very relaxing place but you need to bring your own chica.

El Churrasco is the best restaurant in Managua in my opinion, and Tip Top toward Masaya is also very good.

Montelemar is a great all inclusive beach resort near San Jaun del Sur but you also need to bring your own friend.

All i n all, Nicaraguya is a great country with very friendly people, but few Americans visit because fof percieved safety issues. Once you get out of Managua, which is like any city, the country is safer than most places at home. The people are warm, friendly, and helpful.

I made it to Managua, Had been staying in Granada. Currently in the middle of allot of action near the big mall. There is a Hotel called King´s Palace right next to the Red Palace Strip Club, it cost $50.00. Many other attractions within a two block area - Club Hollywood, Casino Las Vegas, Pharaohs Casino, Aladdin's Casino, Caesars Casino.

To early for me to go inside, will report more later.

Sounds like you're near the Metro Centro. I stayed at El Alemendro near the university last year. It was really fun because they were having all the "Irak no"! demonstrations, and the traffic circle was closed 1/4 of the time.

I found the girls on the highway real hit and miss. Hopefully I'll be able to visit Polankos later this year.

It sounds like Green Giant did pay dollar prices. To say that Nicaragua is more expensive than CR is wrong. I'd say there are less working girls, but that pricing is the same or less in Nicaragua if you just know where to go.

You can get a nice non-pro or semi-pro at Polankos for $20 for all night. $10-$15 for some of the highway girls, or $25-$30 for a nice massage plus action at the massage places.

I had a 24 hour girl friend from Polankos. It was one of the most fun days I've had in the last few years. She never asked for any money at all. If you only experience the high end clubs I think you miss much of the charm of Nicaragua.

Wanted to tell everyone about my night in Managua. All the street action that I saw started from The road next to the Red Palace Strip bar and went on for at least 1 Kilometer towards Club Hollywood and beyond, heading out of town away from the mall. Only saw one girl that I would of considered,she was a 7 and wanted $50 dollars for the entire night. It being early I decided to check ot the clubs before I choose a girl. Ended up going to Polonko's then Venus Strip Bar across the street. Chose a Girl at Venus Strip Club, paid her $50 for 2 hours with Club bedroom included.

The Polanko's area is not as nice as the area around the mall, but the prices are much better. If you have money, I am sure you would be happier near the mall and all the Casinos, with Club Hollywood and the Red Palace.

If your on a budget hit Polonko's or the Street scene. The area around Polonkos is a real dive, prices are good though.

Muffdiver,

You found a cute girl at Venus, 2 hours, on-site, for only $50? That is a great price. Tell us more about the encounter. Do I understand this correctly?

Spent thursday night 3/4 in Managua. Stayed at the Princess. Confirmed before heading out that could register a lady if I brought one back and paid a fee.

Used the hotel taxi, and he insisted that Polankos areas wasn't the right place to go, that the neiborhood was risky. He wanted to take me to Lips or Hollywood; I said that I heard Lips had no cover, so take me there. The place was just opening, dancers start at 8:30 and I watched the first one. My drink was 80 cordovas (about $5). This was the first part of a two drink minimum (so now we know what you get for no cover charge).Immediatey I was hounded by a cutie, whom I let sit beside me and tell me how it worked there.

I bought her one drink (180 cords). She told me how were table and private dances, and if one was really motivated, one could buy a bottle for $280, yep, thats dolares, and could go to the back room and be by ourselves for 2 hours and do whatever we pleased.

I asked about take out, and she said she didn't know, but called for the waiter to find out. He left to go talk to the boss, and came back and said that if I bought a bottle for $390, yep, more dolares, she could go as long as I wanted. I just waved him off, saying thanks, but I ain't no fuckin stupid Japanese businessman, and he left. I reconfirmed with her that for $100 less we could go to the back room, so I said, "why would anyone want to pay that price?", to her. About 2 minutes later, the guy returned and said she could go for 2 hours for $250, and I said no thanks, and in 1 minute later, he came back and said, $150 for one hour.

Again, I said no thanks. In looking around the room, although there were some pretty girls, all young, there didn't seem to be the fuck of a lifetime in there, so I boogied out.

There was a cab waiting when I bounced down the stairs, and I asked the guy, "are you from the street or from the house?" He laughed, and said, no problem. I won't rip you off. I said, okay, let's talk. I told him I wanted to go someplace that was more real, un lugar "popular" that the ladies were nice, but the house wasn't in to just ripping a guy a new one. He asked if I was willing to pay $50, and I said yes.

He took me to Sala de Belleza Gloria (listed in one of the posts on this board sometime back.) He waited outside while I went inside to check on things. There were 3 girls, a 6, a 5, and a 4. The one 6 (really young) hustled me, so I asked the price. She said $50 for a room here, and for take out, $100. I said, no thanks, finished a quick one and took off. Just as I was leaving the fat lady that was running theplace offered me a discount to $75, and I told her sorry, I had already received her message of trying to screw the gringo, and wasn't interested in participating.

I told the Taxi guy, let's try another, and if that didn't work out he could just take me to Red Palace, and even though it was like Lips, I would almost be at the hotel and would hang for a while without eating any snatch for the evening.

He took me to a place called CC; not classy but clean and friendly. Immediately I spotted this lady with a wonderful smile and pretty face, which when got close saw she also carried DD's. She was a bit taller, and although carried some size, was proportional and very attractive. I asked her inside and outside prices. She said 750 cords for inside ($50) and 1,000 ($66) for take out without a time restriction. I asked, so you would stay until I had to get ready to got to airport at 5:30 am?, which she responded yes. It cost me 10 cords (75 cents) to get in, and I bought the taxi driver a beer while we waited for her to change into decent clothes.

I gave the taxi guy his fair wage, for waiting twice and he didn't try to gouge me the house price. When we got to the hotel, since it was still early (about (9:30-9:45), we went to the hotel bar and had a couple of drinks and ordred some food since I hadn't had any dinner and talked a bit. I could now see her in better light and she truly did have a very beautifl face and quite sexy attractiion. She was from the Atltantic coast, had been dancing about 6 months; first 4 months in Lips and two months in this place. She said Lips was too many rules, and that in the end she made about as good as money in this other place. She was 24, had a 5 year old, divorced, but he has some money and helps her with the kid's expenses.

We each had a drink in our hand when we left the bar, and as the front desk was busy checking people in, we just sort of sauntered over to the elevator and scooted right up like we belonged there; no big deal. This is a trick I have done other places, by going in earlier in the night, (before the night shift comes on), sometimes there are moments to just be part of the hotel crowd and everybody doesn't notice as much.

We got up to the room, took a shower and then jumped into bed. She had wonderful big natural DD's, probably 44 or so. She weighed herself on the scale at 150 pounds, and I would say her height was probably 5' 5", maybe 5'6". She certainly wasn't fat.

We played around, but she wasn't a big kisser, and seemed to want to get the jonny in as soon as she could. I tried to go down on her, but she said she didn't like that; which made me very disappointed. I talked to her a bit and she said that it had only been done once and she didn't like it. I tried to convince her that it probably was poor tecnique and she should give it another try, but no such luck. It was back to pound the jonny time, but somethiing just wasn't right; I guess I am not ready so fast, so I just pulled off and rolled over, like I had totally lost interest.

She asked me what was wrong, and I said nothing, just differences in approach and goals. She continued to work jonny over really well (but only CBJ), to the point that jonny just couldn't resist. She climbed on top, and worked me hard until I had no choice but to pop the hormones...In the end it turned out to be nice, although not the type of session I try to extract from these ladies. Some are a true GFE, others not quite so. She was in the middle.

She had a good attitude however, I must say that. She wasn't winey or turned different after the deed was done. I was bushed, and it was easy to tell; I had started the morning out in Bogota at 5:30 eastern time and had to get going at 5:30 the next morning as well. She asked if she could go, since she said there was no way she was going to sleep since she is used to staying up all night. I said, yes, no problem, and gave her taxi fare. I escorted her downstairs, and we walked out to the street to get a street taxi to avoid the more costly hotel versions.

In the end, for the money, I couldn't complain. She appears to make more money in the dance/drink trade than the take out version, and when she has to do the popping, she is probably keen on getting the deed done. However, I think with thepassage of more sessions and comfort, a guy might get her to be more GFE. Regardless, i have had much worse in attitude for much more money. At that price, for that nice of a body and sweet lady, it is hard to complain.

I don't recall hearing about CC on this board before, I would like to see what others think, or encourage others to go there and file some more reports. I will go back fishing there again to see what else might be there for harvesting.

All the best...VT

Viajero Tropico,

Great report. Thoroughly enjoyed your evening out (“in”?) with the young lady.

Since I have spent most of the past 8 years either working or living in Nicaragua, I consider myself a relative expert on Managua. However, “where the hell is CC’s?” You got me. Not only am I clueless on where it is located, I have never heard of the place! What does “CC” stand for? Where is it located? Is it a lower-tier strip club, or a casa de cita? I generally enjoy the lower-scale places the best.

What was the name of the young lady you took out of CC’s? I know a few girls in town that are larger-framed, though all of them have great bodies. I have never seen a Nicaraguan with 44-DD’s. You would think the whole country would notice someone like her. I chuckled at your attempt to DATY her. Reminds me of several years ago with a little spinner named Isamar from the Red Palace. It was an afternoon session and she wouldn’t let me go down on her either. So I whined and moaned and finally talked her into only one minute. Then, if she still didn’t like it after a minute I would gladly quit. Well, you can guess … after 5-10 minutes of her going absolutely crazy, about tearing my ears off, and bucking like a true champ, she was totally spent. Never had a problem with her denying DATY again! If I would have been able to breath through my ears and had a video screen on my forehead, she would have been in heaven!

I am proud of you on your report of Hollywood. I just don’t get that place. Who the hell pays that kind of money for 1-2 hours with a girl? Especially in the poorest country in Central America. I use to know the owner (Inmer Tracero) and he also owns Vale Todo on the other side of town. The manager is a great friend of mine named Chepito. He has been a really good friend for maybe 7-8 years and even I cannot get a discount from these guys! But it is absolutely ridiculous to pay those kind of prices, but they continue asking. I remember the good old days before Hollywood, when the two “best” clubs in town were Vale Todo and Playboy (the old Josephines, current Lips, has always been priced off the scale) and you could go in, visit with a girl for maybe an hour, buy her drinks, go do the nasty in the back, and go home … all for under $100. Do the Japanese and Chinese guys lurking in the corners of Hollywood actually pay those prices? The trick at Hollywood is to only buy them a drink or two and then get them to meet you the next afternoon somewhere around town. Or get their cell number. Even the hottest girls at Hollywood will almost always meet you at the Esso station at Metro Centro the next afternoon, and go to your hotel for a couple of hours for $50-$100 (but only pay the $100 if she is a drop dead stunner). If you ever are “innocent” enough to buy the $100+ bottle of champagne in any of these clubs. Next time go to any of the Esso’s or Texaco’s and you will see the exact same bottle of shitty wine on the shelf for $7. Buy it there and then just hit yourself in the head with it as hard as you can. You can pretty much use this same strategy if you ever pay more than $50 for a young lady in Managua!

Where is Sala de Belleza Gloria located? Can you give us directions?

Great report and enjoyed it thoroughly.

A couple of clarifications. I remember looking up at the sign, and it had two large C's, hyphenated, like C-C. I remember talking to the girl later in the night and asking her how long she had worked at CC's, so I had the name pretty close. There might have been some other words in connotation with it. Now that you tell me that you don't recognize the name, I am a bit worried in that I wouldn't be able to find it again, but what I would do is go back to LIPS (it wasn't Hollywood) and find the cab driver again and get him to take me. This guy won't forget me for a while.

He drove a black taxi (some foreign asian thing that is short in length but has a high part over back seat, not much of a trunk) with yellow lettering. He told me his name, but in my stupor didn't remember it. If you wanted to cruise over there and find the cab driver and discuss the little trip with the gringo who he took to two places and then the Princess and what was the second place, I am sure he would tell you.

Her stage name was Lizette, but she showed me her cedula, indicating her real name. Unfortunately I can't remember that either (there was a lot of liquor in me by then, because we were on the elevator headed up).

These things had to be at least a 40-44, and maybe she wasn't that large and they were only 38, but regardless of the inches, they were double DD's damn things hung down to the middle of her belly. They didn't show as much when she was dressed, but undressed is when their real size came up.

As for an address of Sala de Belliza Gloria, I have no idea, but if you scroll through this Nicaragua secition, some guy lists it as one of several he copied out of the papers and it is listed first. That is why I recognized that name.

As for what type of place is C-C's, it was open with several tables, and an elevated dance floor, with a vertical pole. Only one lady was dancing while I was in there. Most of the girls were setting at tables. There weren't too many guys. Again, it might have been early for Managua or for a thursday, about 9:30-10 pm.

Your idea of "un minuto maximo" might be a good trick that I will invoke if that opportunity arises again. Oftentimes I asked ladies in advance their attitudes/feelings about oral sex either way before I agree to do business. I do this because besides enjoying a good snatch, like you, I have found that proper technique can send these girls into heat and once that happens, then the rest is so much fun. It is like a way to get them to forget for a little while that they are ho's, even if it is make-believe, it tends to stop the clock a lot and other bennies arise.

Yes, in the fancy clubs I generally go in those not to make something happen that night, but rather to find one who is willing to do business on their own another time. Unfortunately my total time in country was 20 hours, from the time I landed until the time I was on a plane again.

Myabe my business will pick up and I will be making more trips. If so, I will let you know if I am headed back.

VT

I've run into the same kind of reluctance to allow DATY. I've often done the "one or two minutes" only. I've never had them tell me to stop in that amount of time. It's usually when they can't stand it (that's my story, and I'm sticking to it), and make me stop, or threaten to wrap their legs around my head and suffocate me.

My taxi driver didn't want to take me to Polankos, but I'm so glad I made him. Just stick to your guns, and you'll be fine. I've got contact info from my reports from a little over a year ago for the taxi driver I used.

In responce to Monaghan, did go to Venus bar across from Polankos. Currently in Costa Rica. Remember paying the girl $50 dollars, 2 hours for the bedroom inside the club. She was the only good one there. Costa Rica action is in better area of town and a $100 an hour for the best girls at the Del Ray. As low as $12.00 a half hour for girls in low end brothels.

Does anybody know if Hotel Robles is girl friendly? I have a client who is insisting that I stay there, and I was wondering if anyone knew. I checked it out on the web site and looks nice, and has business center which is good, but wondered about its friendliness relative to bringing a lady in..discretely, of course.

VT

ViajeroTropico,

Don't know about that hotel, but I can recomend the Hotel Grenada. No frills here, But for $25 and chica friendly, and close to the plaza.Good deal, A/C of course, very neccesary here. I was here in Nov. and really apreiciated the staff. good folk. Enjoy Grenada!

JOHN

PS,

Just looked on the net at you hotel. Hotel Grenada although recomended a step down from your hotel!

Hi Folks,

A place that has not been mentioned yet is the "Nightclub 27 de mayo" in an area called reparto de carmen. That's pretty close to the old city centre.

The place is a strip club where the locals go. I was there one night last week and there was no other foreigner. The club seems to be fairly cheap. There's no cover charge or minimum consumption. And the drinks are fairly priced.

The girls on stage where rather 3 - 5 on the usual 1 - 10 scale. Almost better than the show on stage were the private activities that some guys were getting from the girls around. I was also approached imediately by a girl but I didn't persue it further - so no details on prices. But judging from the environment prices should be well under polankos and lips.

Anyone with more information on the place?

Eric

Thank you Belmont, but am in los Robles now and can report that it is not a girl friendly establishment. HOwever, for reasons that aren't important here, I will stay here another night.

Monaghan: I found out from a taxi driver the scoop on CC's. It stands for Cueto Club (like cuete, only with o) He drove me by it last night, and it is on a main street. He called it puente something...anyway, bright neon CC out front, any taxi driver should be able to find it. I am thinking about visiting tonight to see if I find anything again...

This taxi driver took me to la Casa Grande...only about 6 chicks, but it was early....I made it with a young one (20), really nice body, and very friendly, her name was Ana..would recommend her to anyone....she had a new trick I had never experienced before...was DATY when she asked me if I wanted an ice cube and reached down and stuck one in my mouth....have you ever tried that before? I figured she wanted to feel the cube from time to time so I pushed it up with my tongue to her clit and then retracted it, and then even pushed it inside her a bit and then retracted it back, repeated a few times till it melted away...she moaned and gyrated even more, so I figured she liked it, since she didn{t have me stopped any of that at all...just thought the mongers here would enjoy hearing that, if they didn't already have it in their repetoire..

One note about Casa Grande..they wouln't let me buy her into the room until I had purchased 6 drinks for her (she talked them down to 5). Evidently this is a new rule, used to be 1 as minimum...the drinks for her were 50 cords, so that was 300 ($20). She cost me 300, plus 150 for the room, another $30, so it was $50 total...she was willing to exchange phone numbers for a daytime rendevous, but I am not available, so I passed...she was every bit worth the $30, and if one can justify the $20 to get her a bit of a buzz, then it was even better...I have paid more and gotten less and paid less and gotten less.. I really couldn't complain at all....my beers only cost me 20 cords ($1.33) each, so hell, I could have been someplace else and paid the equivalent in some higher drink prices for me...it all comes out...I slept like a baby...

all for now...VT

VT,

Wow the ice cube trick brought back a old memory. On a boat once with 5-6 guys and the same amt strippers from a club (California). It was a business trip obviously. The strippers were mainly there to make conversation and look pretty, which was no problem for them. One I had seen a lot at the club and tipped often. 3 of us guys, and her were up on the fly bridge with the captain hired to drive the boat, this young lady had been drinking fairly well and it was getting late, and dark. Her and I were playing grab ass in the dark while I was talking with the guys. They knew we were playing, but it was dark enough to maintain some type of modesty. All of a sudden she sucked up all the ice in her drink and I found her head in my lap and more, wow, the cold had an interesting effect as she.

Thanks for bringing back the memory!

Migrant

Viajero T,

I loved your last report, however, I was dieing laughing as I read it. First, I didn't realize that CC stood for Cueto Club. I know that place well as I use to date a girl from there. She is really sweet and I found her over the years to be one of those you could really fall for. And wow, was she ever great in bed. I'll bet she is still there. Ask for Marta Neli. Overall though, I find Cueto Club a total dump!

Only surpassed in "dumpness" by the world renown, Casa Grande. Aren't their rooms awful! Casa Grande is a vintage, low-budget Nicaraguan strip club/bordello. If you don't speak spanish you need not even enter the place. As a matter of fact, I love these dumpy, grundgy places. Casa Grande is really hit or miss. There might be a diamond there (like the one you found), but the odds are generally against it. The absolute worse lay of my entire life was with a little spinner at Casa Grande. So bad it was memorable.

If you like cruising the dumpy strip club/bordellos, head over to the absolute worse place in all of CenAm, 27 de Mayo. Any cab driver will know the place. Only a block or two from Estadio Denis Martinez. It is so raunchy that it is "schmaltz"! It is an icon and must be done merely to say you have been there. Kind of the antithesis of a "trophy fuck".

Enjoy, I am jealous you are down in the promised land.

Oh yeah, the ice cube bit is great. The girls generally go nuts with it. I wonder if it is a Nicaraguan thing?

Monaghan...what is the deal with extasis.com, right along the road there with red palace and other places? I don't recall seeing a report on here about that place...is it like red palace? I ended up going to CC's, but couldn't find anything there really exciting....was drunk enough to work one over....she was pretty good, begged me to call her the next time I was in Managua...she was a pretty big girl, but nice and very accomodating...

There definitely are some diamonds in the rough and some diamonds in plain sight in Managua; I really like how many of them are good at the deed; just sorta enjoy getting off it one accomodates them; reminds me of Ticas as well..

All for now; won't be back there for a couple of months, will be in DF in middle June and El Salavador the end of. In DF I have something lined up from the private sector, an older lady I met during my last time out so don't have to pay for play this time.

El Salvador is always a blast; those ladies just love F & S..

ciao, VT

misspelling of previous report, "getting off IF one"

Viajero T.

Always enjoy your comments.

Tell us more about your session at CC. What was the name of the "large" young lady you spent time with? Where did you take her? Are there rooms on-site or did you have to leave the club? If the rooms are on-site, yikes! I can't believe any on-site rooms at that dump can be much more than a bed in a bare room with a bare bulb overhead. Don't walk on the floor barefoot!

I would love to hear more info on your overall trip. Were the trips to CC and Casa Grande your only "outings" in Managua? I don't know anything about extasis.com. As a matter of fact, I have never even heard of it or noticed it. I will check it out on my next trip down and report what I learn.

I just now noticed the quick report from Polepole99 on "27 de Mayo". Polepole ... you are too kind. Isn't that place a total hoot? A bit of a creepy hoot, but one has to do the place so as to say he did. I think I'll go back on my next trip for a couple of beers and a BJ with a chubby, ugly chic, probably all of $10!

Monaghan...

At CC the last night, her name was Xochil. I wouldn't have spelled it that way, but she wrote it down..wants me to call her...the next time I am in town...I am not sure I will. There are many available of her caliber...Actually I would have gone back to Casa Grande and gotten the young little spinner I wrote about two nights before, but she told me that her period was on its way, and I knew that by 2 nights later, the river would be running...this little chick, her name is Ana doesn't dance (strip). Is dressed in a standard blouse and short skirt, a lot like a waitress, but she was the one with the ice cube technique and quite a good lay...very much into it...she offered her cell as well, but I was a little more inebriated that night and didn't get it...so if I want to do her next trip I will have to go to Casa and pay the fees...otherwise she would be ripe to meet outside the club...

Yes, these were the only two places I went...had too much business the middle night. To answer your other question, yes they have rooms in CC; no, they aren't great, but the bed was large enough and it had a little shower. I don't want to give away how low I might have gone in different parts of latin america, but CC isn't the worse environment in which I have found myself...but, the better deal is probably to haul them out, like I did the first time I went there...I also found out during this trip that the waitresses are game too...I found this out too late, as there was one I kinda had my eye one, and found out after talking to the one I did that they are open for deals as well..something to keep in mind...

I will be back in Managua in a couple of months...maybe I can try something else on that trip...

later, VT

Advice required:

I am off to Managua for 4 days - 7/31 to 8/4 - so far I have arranged for a room at El Almendro (I asked them in the e-mail about guests - they seemed indifferent and said basically a single and a double cost the same so you get one bed and have fun).

BTW, it is USD$45 with taxes and breakfast, they said no more US$40 rate. Maybe in person, who knows?

I have hired a guide for some legit photgraphy business - an American guy with a Nicaraguan wife who knows where to go, non-mongering, and he has arranged a car and driver for arrival to departure and daily from 8 a.m. to 12 midnight for US$50 a day with gas included. While a lot for a local to earn it is no worse than a rental car and those risks.

He said his driver ( another one) said Polanco's is dodgy for gringos but the main floor is basically a lot of good looking University students, and while the driver ( I chose the "big" one) will go in with me, he won't be a bodyguard. But two guys and with their wits about them should be OK.

Sound about right?

Any other recommendations? Ihave the room, the car, the bar, the navigator, any good spots that are not US$100 a pop? All recommendations welcomed.

Grand Pollo

You are going to have a great time in Nicaragua. I am envious that I will not be down at the same time you are because it sounds like you are pretty well setup for having a great trip. I use to live as an ex-pat in Managua and go back frequently on business. Since I have so many friends in the city I don’t get to go out carousing as often as I would like any more. I got to be very close long-term friends with many of the girls.

Let me first address several points from your 6/11 posting.

I have never heard of the El Almendro hotel so can’t make any comments thereon. Where is this place? It won’t do any good to give me an address as there are not any street addresses in Managua. What part of the city is it in? A rate of $45 is still considered pretty cheap in Managua so don’t be expecting anything very luxurious.

You have a great “deal” arranged for a car from 8:00 am to midnight, at only $50/day. That is much better than you can even rent the tiniest rental car …… plus you will have a driver. Take advantage of this and have your drive take you to the clubs or bars in the evenings. Do you speak Spanish? I doubt your driver will speak English.

Go ahead and go by Polanco’s if you like, but it is nothing special. First of all, it is not … and I repeat, not … dangerous. It is located out near the airport so unless you are already nearby it is not worth a special trip. The downstairs is a regular bar/dance club. It is filled with “civilians” and couples having fun, but I have never seen “a lot of good looking university students”. I think that is bad advice. Just go upstairs to the strip club. Again, it is not dangerous at all. Polanco’s is a bit dumpy and the girls aren’t anything to get excited about, but occasionally you will get lucky and find a cute one. I imagine the “in-house” prices are pretty reasonable at Polanco’s but I am also sure the short-time rooms will be pretty sparse. Though I have never been on-site with a girl at Polanco’s I am guessing they will ask for $100, but you should be able to bargain them down to around $50/hour.

Wherever you go in Managua, even up until 2-3 in the morning, you do not need a body guard. You are way over concerned about this. In 8 years, part of which living there, going all over the city by myself until 5-6 in the morning (and I am the consummate “white guy”, no way do I look like a latino), have I ever even once had a problem. And I use to spend most of my time in one of the toughest barrios in the city (Villa Venezuela). You will be fine and need not worry at all. Just don’t be stupid!

The biggest problem with Nicaragua is that the clubs with the best girls are hideously over priced. The best strip clubs in town are Hollywood and Vale Todo, and I think there a couple of newer ones. Hollywood has by far the best girls but they will ask for (and stick to) $165 for an hour in a nice back room. This is obviously ridiculous. Therefore, don’t pay it. I would recommend your first night go to Hollywood or Vale Todo (your driver will know where these are) and buy a few drinks for a girl and become her friend, providing you do speak Spanish. Then, be discrete and get her cell number and setup a meeting for the next afternoon. This is done all the time and she will probably be very willing. She will know where to meet you, or your hotel could be fine as well. I would recommend meeting her around 3 or 4 in the afternoon and she should give you a couple of hours for $60. She will initially ask you for $100, but politely talk her down. At Hollywood look for Katarine. She is a tall girl with beautiful long black hair, gorgeous lips and face. She is tall, has a tremendous chest, and if she warms up to you she is the best kisser I have ever had and absolutely tremendous in bed. If you like a tiny spinner ask for Diana. She is around 5’, tremendous tight little body, and very playful and active. Both of them will meet you the next day for some afternoon delight.

A dumpy club but with a lot of action is called Cueto Club. It is smaller and just not very fancy, but some of the girls can be pretty cute. Ask for Marta Neli. She has a killer face, loves to give blow jobs, and will absolutely fuck your brains out. She also has an incredibly cute and sweet personality. I have no idea what the prices are for in-service at this club.

If you just want to get your rocks off any time of the afternoon or night go to a bar/casa de citas called Franny’s or Fanny’s. This is located one block east of the Jazzercise Jesus Rotunda! That is a big roundabout where there is a statue of Jesus standing on the globe (I don’t know its real name, it just looks like Jesus standing on a Jazzercise ball). Your driver will know it. It is maybe 5 minutes east (arriba) of MetroCentro Mall. The place is located on the south side of the street and immediately next to a large sign that says “Llantas Kelly”. Go in side and it looks like a small, clean bar, but with several girls just lounging around. Pick one, go to a room, and do the deed. Their prices are only 400 Cordobas ($25) for a full hour. If you get the right girl this casa de citas can be a lot of fun.

Another choice is the street girls on Carratera Masaya in the evening. There are generally 20-30 girls working the street. Many of them are pretty cute, and they are all quite clean and will not rip-you-off. Just be certain before they enter your car that you confirm they are “girls”. This isn’t really a problem, but on occasion you can be fooled! Get your driver to drive slowly and look for one that you think is cute, then ask your driver to negotiate for you. Usually $20 will buy you an hour or two of full service. However, street girls will tend to try and negotiate/whine you for a lot of extras so set your price and service wanted up front. There are quite a few little one or two hour “love hotels” throughout Managua and some of them are quite clean and nice. The girls or your driver will know where to go. These rooms should cost you $15 for a couple of hours, plus maybe a couple of beers.

Sometimes you might find a diamond in the rough at some of the dumpier clubs (Casa Grande, Red Palace, Polancos, etc.). You will be completely safe at any of these even if the club looks pretty shitty.

I am jealous of your pending trip. Wish I could come along and get into trouble with you. Of course, we all want to hear every juicy, intimate detail upon your return. Have a great trip, you will love Nicaragua. I have lived and worked in virtually all of Latin America (except Brazil) and I love the Nicaraguans more than anyone else.

I am off to Costa Rica in September. Is an overnighter here a must or a waste? Thanks

Probably not worth it, except to say you've been there.
Been both places and there is nothing you can see or get in Managua, especially in one day that you cannot see or find in C.R. In one day you won't be able to get out of Managua. Oddly, the clubs in Managua are more expensive than in C.R., even tho the country is MUCH poorer. Nicaragua is fun if you can take at least a few days and go see the volcanos, etc., but Managua itself is nothing special, and C.R. is generally prettier than Nicaragua. Most of the old city of Managua was destroyed by an earthquake so there is nothing much to see in the city. If you do go for just one night, stay at the Intercontinental, there are often 20 street girls on the street right outside, for $20-40 for the pretty ones.

*******-I don't think one night is sufficient. It's a laid back place, and not a mongering center like San Jose. I stayed for 3 or 4 days each time, and had an enjoyable time.

El Alemendro is nice. A fairly new, nice small hotel (10 rooms?). I've stayed there a couple of times. Never any problems bringing girls in. It's close to the MetroCentro, so has restaurants and other things close to it. It's a bit away from Polanco's, but not too bad.

The only breakfast I ever saw there was very continental in flavor. Coffee, juice, maybe some bread and fruit.

I don't know why you'd need a driver for the entire day. I listed a taxi driver I found on my trip last year, and he had reasonable hourly rates, or would come and pick me up for a 20-30 Cordoba ride too.

I describe Polancos as place where some couples, and some semi-pro's hang out. I'd guess half the girls in there are working. I found a delightful (mostly) non-pro there last year. I spent about 24 hours with her, and she never asked for anything more than food and drinks. I even asked her if she wanted to go shopping at the MetroCentro and she declined. No money discussion up front, and when I handed her some at the end, she just tucked it in her pocket without looking at it.

I never even checked out the strip club upstairs. If you're really uptight and need neon and fancy surroundings, it's not for you. My taxi driver said the average amount to give the downstair girls was $20.

I wish I could get back to Managua for a week this year, but given my schedule of other places, I don't think it'll happen.

Regarding the car and driver I am going to both Leon and Masaya for full days and spending quite a bit of non-mongering time in Managua. For a price less than a rental car and taxes and gas, to get a full time driver all inclusive seems like a good idea the first trip.

I have no desire at all for neon and upstairs strip girls at the usual gringo prices - I quite like the ideas of both the semi-pro Polanco girls for modest sums and also the drop in Fanny's or Franny's near Kelly Tire which should be a short jaunt from my hotel.

And El Almendro seems like a lucky choice, with or without breakfast it seems to be clean, small, discreet, girl friendly, well located and a good price. No worse than Boca Chica, for example.

I was thinking about a trip to Nicaraugua but now I'm not sure. Are all the working girls in Nicaraugua a little overweight and out of shape like the ones in the photos area? It just seems to me the girls in the Philippines are much hotter looking. On the otherhand airfare is probably cheaper to Nicaraugua.

J Boy,

All the working women in Nicaragua are not chubby or overweight. Come on, that is just a dumb thought. Like in all Latin American countries you have some totally hot, drop dead lookers, as well as a few "double baggers"! On the whole, Nicaraguan women are not as great looking as elsewhere in Latin America (and this is from someone that loves Nicaragua) but they are mostly on the smaller side. Most of the girls in the clubs are average weight to on the slim side, always real breasts (I have never seen a boob-job in Nicaragua). They basically look like the working girls in Costa Rica and Guatemala. Gee, half the dancers in those two countries are Nicaraguan anyway.

I will be in Managua from tomorrow until Friday. Will be staying at the Princess.

Anybody around to have a drink or two?

Super David

Missed by a week. I arrive on the 31st for four days. Let us know what you found and how it was, maybe it will be of value to me next week.

j boy: i'm normally on the es board but travel all of central america so check in everywhere. i agree with monaghan! saying that "nicas" are fatter, uglier, anything elser, is simplistic (and i love salvadroenas). and monaghan is also right about the mobility of our women. we have more and more 'nicas" dancing here, especially in the eastern part of es; and more and more of our women go north to guatemala; hondurenas (catrachas) are rep001tered around.

they are all princesses...generally shorter (but in any height you want), golden brown (but in any color you want), great bodies (in any shape you want) and with passion and humanity (what more do you want??).

come on down...our women deserve to earn a living, too.

managua trip report july 31 to august 4

arrival at the international airport is very easy - $5 at immigration, then the red/green light system at exiting customs. tip: have 2 bags in total or less- there is less inspection with 2 bags or just carry on, and a separate inspection lane for 3 or more bags - obviously targeting the nicos that seem to have about 5 giant bags each.

i found having a full time driver at us$50 a day from 8-12 (16 hours a day, gas included) to be a great help and with a couple or three guys the daily cost would be much more tolerable. anyway without you take taxis for a dollar to two dollars a ride but risk adding passengers from the street on the same route.

i checked out a bunch of places - generally there are four categories - street girls, casas de masaje, nightclubs (such as club venus, red planet, vale todo, cueto club) and "other" which is mainly aqui polanco and fanny's (near llantas kelly). i will review in that order.

street girls are located exclusively on carretera masaya, with both ts and real girls (some look carefully) for c$200 (c$ = cordobas, currently 16:1 us$). up to this writing did not use the street girls. vs. other countries they look pretty good though and there are love hotels for $10 if you don't want to try your own hotel.

in theory you could pick up girls who are not working girls - there are so few tourists here ( except the hippie backpackers that haven't got two cents to rub together so you get some attention (and with my younger photo guide in the outlying towns we got even more attention) you are a curiosity and i suspect temptation comes quick where the going wage is us$100 to $200 a month. at best.

the girls here are in many cases stunningly pretty and have to carry a cedula after age 15 so id is not an issue. one warning - apparently the legal age is less than 18 ( i won't say by how much) but you are still committing a crime in the usa even so, and there is a lot of anti-adolescent propaganda so do not be tempted no matter what. i say this mainly since it is the right thing (not) to do and a cedula does not mean they are 18, so check the id for the birth-date.

casas were the main staple this trip - tried a total of 6. note some are more or less fixed and some come and go, you can check the clasificados in the papers, ask drivers etc. this is where a driver is handy - the ads have no addresses and just phone numbers . not that an address would gain much, since managua has no street names or addresses and as such the directions are like this : from the old factory, go two blocks towards the lake, then a block south then a block towards the direction the sun rises, then go 50 varas (about 0.8 of a meter) to the yellow house. you can see not knowing the non compass directions, the old factory location and a vara, a driver is essential. i had the driver call and ask:

directions
air conditioned or not
price
number of girls
hours

here's the rundown:

gloria's: (permanent) - did the gringo trick, asked for us$60 (c$960) and i pointed out no gd way, price went to c$500 an hour or c$300 1/2 hour. ok room with a/c and private shower, the girl vanessa was a rank amateur , cbj only, no touching, terrible overall experience and as it turns out overpriced. avoid thus based on service, and rip-off attempt being the mo.

casa lorena in barrio monsenor lezcano 268-1283 - the madam's husband speaks english, one girl does as well (jennifer) and the price is set at c$300, full service. one room has ac, one a fan. other girl mercedes was ok as well, massage was non existent but bbbj, didn't freak at cim, nor did jennifer who speaks english. not stellar beauties, but low pressure, cheap drinks in a hot waiting room/sala and a good neighborhood - if you suffer a pulled dick muscle there is a really good private hospital down the block. late addition jenny, thin and darker, today, another good one, three for three. recommended.

casa morena in barrio bello horizonte 249-4886 (cell 885-8414) also c$300 or for c$500 she'll send a girl including the taxi fare to your place for a full hour. frankly everything is about 15 minutes apart here so c$200 not to go there is up to you. gina the madam speaks english as do almost all the girls who come from bluefield where english is spoken more than spanish. clean room with private shower, pornos and ac and bbbj and cim if you don't let on you are planning to cim. other girls range from somewhat large to quite nice, the sala is much nicer than lorena and she will not go for the non-monger locals that just want to drink and paw, which is good if you are not a local that wants to drink and paw. also recommended.

did a hat trick today : 3 casas from the clasificados as follows:

"lady" - wants c$600 an hour, says "beautiful" girls and great premises, so we go there, dodgy barrio, horrible old house, ugly girls and essentially overpriced x3. given the demographics in the area i have no idea who she expects to come, risk life and limb or take ugly girls, so.......avoid.

"tantra" - this is the blue light special at c$150 for 1/2 hour, c$200 for an hour, but it was the crummiest house in a gang banger barrio and we didn't even go inside, based on the area and the hulk waiting in the doorway. avoid even more.

"claudia" - this had a non working phone # in the ad, but we went anyway - the right # is 266-4595 and it is in the same area as lorena. a bit run down house and a flaming gay houseman, i don't think he was the madam, but 5 girls, 2 quite good, one ok, two rooms with fans one with ac. price is a deal and a half - c$200 or c$250 with the ac room. wanda was 20 with a great body and the angelina jolie lips for c$200 ($12). going back to try another, so far recommended, but pay the c$50 for the ac.

clubs: owing to the ear shattering music i generally avoid clubs but i did go into club venus across from polancos. this is quite an amazing place as essentially you see naked beef cattle stripping on a stage. i presume they were cows as if they were girls they looked more attractive as cows. cover of c$50 minimum spend on a drink ( which won't take long) and they have at least 4 rooms in the place where take bossie the cow for c$500. i'd avoid, but the price isn't terrible and if there were ok girls it is one location to drink and take the girl. dodgy barrio, after dark it reminds me of blade runner. i have to say they (club venus) were nice enough to let us in for a peek and a chat without the cover (whew!).

i did not go to the rest, cueto club, vale todo, as the local buzz is you are looking at us$100 for not that long a time and the drinks cost a lot. not recommended unless that's your bag - i am told a strategy is to find a girl and arrange off hours visits so they don't split with the house and you can in theory pay less as well.

other: this is polanco's and fanny's. (no need for addresses unless you find the one cabbie out of about 25,000 that doesn't know where these two places are located)

first fanny's - i tried two times to go there as it is supposedly c$200 on site and a bunch of girls and open all day so it is no more than a big mac combo for two and you get laid. first try was during the fiesta here and there were 2 girls and that horrible red lighting only where you can't see much. the two girls were nothing much and we left. second attempt was after fiesta and later at night - maybe 6 girls counting the one that seemed to be unconscious (taking up one decent sofa out of not many). they were ok, i guess but when the drink estimate came at us$4 or c$84 per drink ( or 1/4 bottle of rum for us$10 plus the mix) i quickly figured out drinking cost more than screwing and combined with the pile of drunken goons and the general racket, we left again.

second: polanco (actually aqui polanco) - this place is gigantic. two floors, the main floor is a disco with some couples and free lance girls that you can hardly see and if you wanted to talk to you cannot hear due to the pounding music. at 9 p.m. there were maybe 4 non-pros (sure) on the first floor. so the manager (reminds you of someone from from dusk till dawn) takes us upstairs to the strip area where their own girls work. thankfully the music hadn't started and we could chat. one thing i must say is the lack of pressure at all the places, they are happy to tell you costs and details, look around, not be pressured into staying, drinking, paying or partaking.

cost is c$500 for any stripper you like (and the one i saw was a knockout -she hadn't started yet but they called her out to meet us as a sample) who you take across the alley in the love motel (included in price). also you can pay us$100 for all night and if you want to come at opening (6 p.m.) and take the girl to closing (6 a.m.) that's fine , though i suspect the girl is not wild about going at it for 12 hours in your hotel. i gathered that el jefe didn't care what the girl liked or not for us$100 , since you paid for it.

there are mixed feelings in managua as to the safety of polanco and the barrio, and i can see why - a lot of cholos hang around outside, there is one parking lot guy and a guard with handcuffs but as far as i could see, no gun. if you didn't get sh**faced drunk and stay observant i think getting to your taxi is pretty easy way to avoid conflicts. there is also quite a history of bar fights (downstairs) and you need to keep situational awareness. we may go back early tonight - last day here i really should do a street girl or a polanco girl (up or down) - will advise. i think for fans of robert rodriguez and quentin tarantino the place is like a movie set.

note about terminology - "nightclubs" mean strip joints with take out/do in girls. discotecas are for people to go dance. bars are bars, many or very very local in nature and you can tell by the locations and the occupants. polanco and fannys defy a label. casas de bellaza are either hair salons, massage parlors or like gloria, and lorena, both at once. so you can get a haircut after (in gloria's case the attempt to clip you comes before). there are also about 50 casinos from tiny strip mall things with apparently no clients to fancier ones named after ones in vegas such as pharaohs and aladdin, though i doubt there is a real affiliation.

Grand_P,

Good and substantive report, excellent for one lurking while considering Managua as place to hobby. Assignment: Get the skinny on the town of Bluefields, was told of good action there, although a long trek.

Regardless, will be waiting for the update -- pictures too!

Gina's girls at Casa Moreno are Bluefields girls. Bluefields is a small Atlantic coast town you cannot drive to, you have to fly to from MGA and is having a run of problems with Colombian narcotrafficantes right now and it is not recommended.

Yours was an excellent report on Managua. It truly captured the “ambiance” of the country, even though the ambiance really isn’t anything to brag about.

Just a couple of comments. The average wage in Nicaragua is not $100-$200 per month. That would actually be quite good. A teacher or a maid will make $60-$80 per month, a factory worker maybe around $100, a cop $60/month (plus tips!), and a medical doctor with a real, legitimate medical degree will make $150/month!

Did you do the stunner at Polanco’s? What was the highlight of your trip? Did you pick up any of the street girls on Carretera Masaya? Some of these can be a lot of fun.

I was advised the Zona Franca and maquiladora girls made $100 a month and others made more as much as $200, not that it matters a lot.

I didn't do the stunner at Polancos - I planned to go back the next day but wound up doing 4 girls in three different casas and ran out of time and steam.

The Carratera Masaya girls were pretty business like and not all that great. That said it is a whole $12 for an hour and we were 10 minutes from the hotel so I could have. Next trip I have to finish research at both Polanco and the street and also try in front of the love hotels where there are apparently girls and the rooms are right there too. Though for US$10 the room is 85% the cost of the girl.

Good news the Transvestites are not on C. Masaya they are now on the road in front of the 3 screen movie house off C. Masaya offering a reduction in the risk of blundering home with a guy.

Another comment to an earlier question - I found the girls generally in Managua, Masaya and Leon and other points between are among the best looking women in Latin America.

For those who might be interested in using Sergio's services, here is how to reach him:

By Cell: (505) 866-6144

By E-Mail: pub_movi@hotmail.com

Tell him Ricardo from Canada recommended him.

I suggest for those not very good with Spanish to use the e-mail, and the Altavista.com babelfish translator will do an adequate job of getting your point across. Keep the sentences short if using Babelfish.

As for the hotel, I should have mentioned El Almendro was great. http://www.hotelelalmendro.com/

I asked for a deal and got essentially $45 a day with tax but because they can't do that officially they charged me $40 a day plus tax which was really $46 and I wasn't going to argue the $1.

You can connect YOUR laptop to their cable internet for US$1.50 per 1/2 hour, and behind the hotel is the UCA campus and across from that, a 3 minute walk on Avendica de Universidad are a few internet cafes even cheaper than that.

Almendro was clean, had great bathrooms, air, nice TV (60+ channels, many in English) and 24 hour security guards, not just at night. No swimming pool though if that's your thing. The location is ideal - central enough that any barrio was a reasonable drive.

There is a rudimentary breakfast included, coffeee, fake OJ, varous breads, cereal, milk. I ate out mostly though. Prices for comida tipica are low, for US style food about the same as the US. McDonalds is almost identical as is Pizza Hut.

Cordobas are on a fixed rate with the US$, adjusted by the gov't so there are no cambios like the DR, however two alternate methods are available - near large groceries and on some corners there are hombres with a LOT of cash who will sell you cords. Sergio knows who's good or not. They are also in the driveways of major supermarkets as well . On Sundays, ONLY use trusted changers near grocery stores or stick to spending US$ as there are many thieves working the Sunday cambio racket that are trying to rip you off. Note also nearby the guy with the 6 inch stack of C$100's in his hand will be someone with a gun as his guard, so be aware of getting into arguments over things could be fatal.

Secondly, some stores will accept US$ and make change in cordobas. Some will do it at the bank rate (like the stores in the Esso and Shell gas stations of which there are a lot) and also better restaurants. Plus if you don't mind tipping 80 cents paying US$20 for a C$300 massage parlor tab, you can use US$20 to be C$320, close enough.

They won't accpet mangled, torn or old bills and be prepared for a bank to examine a US$100 like CSI does things.

Hi Grand Pollo and all,

Real good job "GP"! I want to thank you for your excellent reports and to breathing some life into this thread. :)

I wasn't planning to post here so early, but I am scheduling my first trip to MGA in October. I have two quick questions and since things seem to have come back to life on this board I'm hoping someone can give me a hand.

1. I want a hotel near the action and also w/ a pool (this is my thing). I figured my choice should be the Best Western Las Mercedes near the airport at around $70 per night. Does anyone have a better hotel idea with a pool?

2. I wanted to take a day trip to Granada. I read on escape artist.com that there is a fairly large ex-patriot population down there. Is this true? How far is Granada from Managua? Is there any "action" in Granada or is it strictly in the capital? Is it worth overnighting there?

Thanks to all and my style is that when I travel, I post, so you can be sure that I'll put up some reports when I return.

Shout out to "GP" again for his reporting.

Cheers,
FORD

Las Mercedes is across the street from the airport. you could walk there and skip a cab it is that close. It means with the highway under construction that it is 20 minutes away form everything even near the airport and nowhere near the centre of town, e.g. the club and streetwalker area. I found a site which right now I cannot locate, that had a list of all hotels and web links run by the Nic gov't. Try that , try either the Footprint or the Moon guide.

Almendro is missing the pool but you save $30 a night and the location is a hell of a lot closer to things than the airport.

Granada is "the" tourist location, more restoration ,bus tours, Disneyland charm than really historic sites like Leon and Masaya, or esteli. I skipped it intentionally and my guide agreed knowing I was after a little more real Nic activity. From what he and Sergio said there is nothing there anyway. It is about an hour or less depending on the road.

The presence of a szieable ex-pat population just about anywhere, and Nicaragua in particular makes it a bad, not good, choice. Unless you want to do guys in short, black socks and sandals.

NB: Do not wear shorts at any time, you will be thought of as a hippie (with no $ and thus lousy service beckons) or a child since NO adult men wear them , period. Girls do sometimes.

Also if you get out of Managua, espeically into the heavily forested areas below 2,500' altitude don't forget to take Chloroquine 500 mg. starting 2 weeks before and weekly thereafter until 4 week after you leave. You don't want malaria. Use DEET liberally.

It would have nice hotels and no girls. You need to be in Managua with wheels and a phone and Spanish.

Incidentally, I am likely to go there October 9-16th myself. Oops. I could have edited the last post. Oh well.

Hi Grand Pollo,

Thanks for your rapid response! :)

No, Spanish is not a problem for me, my Spanish is pretty solid. Also I have traveled all over the place incl. two trips to Honduras so I pretty much know what to expect.

Based on your great info, however it looks like I need a different choice of hotel, and also I'm kinda disappointed in Granada being an "overhyped" tourist spot. Not really suprised, just alittle disappointed. :(

Thanks though for your honest information.

Cheers.

And now I am not going back until the Spring, getting a deal for a week in Boca Chica in October. So a week at the end of this month and a week a month after that in teh DR will hold me till Xmas.

Granada is a good place for a camera. And hippies and tour buses of old farts.

Skip the pool, try Almendro. Ask for the "$45" rate, e.g. $40 +$6 tax and write off the $1 that they cannot understand makes $46 more than $45.

I am sure the Best Western is nice but that road, oy vey! You are 4 lanes into two and a flagman and a mess all around.

Tip 1:Also take note you want to be at the airport EARLY if you are not flying first class (which is a torture I cannot imagine any more) .

Tip 2:And find the door from the street/curbside to your counter if AA, as entering via the terminal makes you shove past 500 people for other airlines. Allow 2 hours easy for checkin in coach - and add 1/2 an hour for that sh*tball road.

Tip 3: Insist the doofus at the little podium before X-Ray stamps your passport and takes your tourist card - he didn't for me and now when I go back I have to hand it in and prove I left, e.g. my BP's and passport stamps to the USA. Idiots.

Tip 4: If you have ONLY carry on ( and I ONLY ever have carry on) go to the AA office near Plaza Espana and check in there the day before. Note you MUST reconfirm the flight to the USA the day before regardless of carrier. I did it in person and got a BP at the same time. Sweet. They want your passport if you do that.

Possible Tip 5: There are two guards, a young guy in the a.m. and a crusty old dude in the p.m. If you go there ask them if they know chicas. I just occured to me they probably do.

Just back from Managua ... report to follow ... had to say now though ... the place next to "llantas Kelly" is not called "Fannys" it's name is "Fenix" ... though if you say Fannys it kind of sounds like Fenix in spanish.

Grabbed a cool chica from Crr Masaya ... very nice chica ... nice massage, etc ... wanted only 200 C.

They all want 200C it's like it's unionized on the C. Masaya.

Thanks Grand Pollo and others. I usually spend time in San Jose. This time my buddy and I might rent a car in San Jose, and drive north to northern Costa Rica and Nicaragua.

Your description of the scene in MGO is good. What are the chances of two guys meeting local chicas? My Spanish is ok, his isn't.

Also, one of the things I like best about CR is the comraderie with other mongers in the del Rey and the Presidente. Sounds like MGO is spread out more and has less mongers.

Thanks in advance. If the plans work, we may be able to meet up with some of you. Around 1st week of Sept.

I don't think most rental companies will let you drive into Nicaragua. I've taken both Tica Bus and the other one (Nica Bus?), but thought Tica Bus was nicer. Pretty cheap, about $20 RT, if I recall right.

If you want to rent a car, I'd leave it in Liberia, and pick up the bus from there. It helps to have 5's and 1's at the border for stuff.

Thanks, Jaimito Cartero, you're right. Rental cars can't be brought across the border from CR to Nic.

Another source confirmed this, too. I think we'll stick to CR this time.

The ICAO/IATA abbreviation for Managua is MGA. FWIW, MGO is Manega, Gabon, Africa. Check your luggage tags.

The chances of non-Spanish speaking people meeting local chicas who are not P4P is about nil. Communication as with girls where you live is pretty critical and relative wealth only goes so far, and there are quite a few people you'd be attracted to that have social cirlces that would routinely exclude gringos and non-fluent ones more so.

The P4P structure is well established and cheap, so I recommend sticking to that, follow the tips and locations I left earlier.

The lack of hordes of mongers is a plus, as you will see if you go. Price-wise, for starters, and reception of occasional gringos is also better than a lot of locations where they are overpopulated.

Thanks GP,

You're right. I'm not going to MGO, I wanted to go to MGA. I visit www.flyertalk.com, a frequent flyer board (highly recommended). 3 letter airport codes get thrown around there like crazy. Guess I just assumed.

This trip we'll do CR, then maybe next time do Nicaragua.

My last trip to Nic was in 1985. Things were pretty tense then. Soldiers on the streets and on the busses going to the front. Lots of mixed loyaltyies among the people. Running water only 2 or 3 days per week. The people were living in a very difficult situation (the US being a factor in that) and they still treated us well.

Thanks all, for the help.

Hi Board,

I´m writing this from an internet cafe in Colombia because I´m considering making a change to my plans next month and need to move fast.

I´m scheduled to go to SJO for 10 days in late October but am already losing interest.

Got a great flight rate from NYC to MGA but need an equally great hotel with a pool.

Can anyone tell me if any of the following are guest friendly.

Holiday Inn Crowne Plaza
Holiday Inn Select
Best Western Las Mercedes

Any a good choice for our kind of fun? I know the Las Mercedes was flamed on this board for traffic problem...any improvement?

Answer on board or PM is fine, thanks.

FORD

My driver told me no to both Holiday Inns when we drove past them, and AFAIK Las Mercedes is OK, but a horrible location, even without the highway reconstruction - however if you have an early flight you can walk to the airport it's that close.

Ford: I have mongered in Central America for almost 20 years, and with no disrespect intended to the Nicas (all the women here are beuatiful, IMHO), I have found Managua the least accomodating for the hobby...altho Nicas do know how to party; but unless you have business there, why not try San Salvador?

Admittedly, I have spent less time in Nicaragua and CR than than in the "northern triangle" countries. We have many Nicas "invading" El Salvador - especially east of the Rio Lempa - but I still find them more difficult than the Salvadorenas who have established a "fama" throughout the region.

Once again, NO DISRESPECT INTENDED, so please don't flame me. I love ALL women.

Just a suggestion and one man's opinion.

Dear fellow Mongers,

As most of you know I am hard customer to please and I scrutinize every detail in my reports.

So far I have been to Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and Panama in Latin America and I am on my way to Colombia on the Sept. 21 for one month in Cali and then One in Medellin.

I am really not that impressed so far with Latin America. Seriously, Managua has been by far the best mongering destination of my trip so far, but really, it doesn't even compare to China or even Indonesia.

Some people may disagree with me but let me tell you what my definition of a Mongering Destination is:

A place where a man can have sex with any women he wants, whether it is free or paid for.

My Experiences to date:

China - 85% of all the women I wanted to have sex with had sex with me. (Bonus:: and 90% of them were free)

Indonesia - 75% of all the women I wanted to have sex with had sex with me. (Bonus:: and 40% of them were free)

Costa Rica - 35% of all the women I wanted to have sex with had sex with me. (Bonus:: and 10% of them were free)

Panama - 15% of all the women I wanted to have sex with had sex with me. (Bonus:: and 10% of them were free)

Managua - Hard to Say because I wasn't there very long but I got a great vibe from the chicas although I was with my Bi-Girlfriend that I picked up from the Del Rey in San Jose.

SIDENOTE: I Picked up this hot little Panamanian Honey for free out of the Del Rey and nailed her for 2 weeks free, soon I will post some pics of the different threesomes we had. The only reason I made her girlfriend was because she loves pussy more than me....she is kinda sick though, wanted us to do her virgin sister and lets just say, that, is age prohibitive...even in Panama.

Anyway back to Managua, I like Carterra Masaya, I picked up one 8 and two 7's and a spinner 6 off of that street for as little as 500 cordoba for the night including them eating my girlfriends pussy which cost me extra twice. The 8 we had was only 400 cordobas for two hours and she had a great snatch, I came three times in two hours. The other two girls were 300 for 3 hours.

Very cheap considering 100 cordoba is less than $6.50!

Also club Fenix was cool in Managua, I wan't to go back and I can't say that about Panama or Costa Rica.

Check out Managua I think you will like it with the average number of girls out on a Friday or Saturday night numbering about 100, in a quarter mile strip....Carterra Masaya.

Buen Suerte,

Master Monger

Hi Master Monger,

please try to keep in mind that most of us in this section are LATINA lovers to the core.
Latinas have the BEST AZZ in the world.....imho (I myself am an AZZ and leg lover...!!)
No ASIAN can hold the candle to this...I am sure.
I myself find LATINAS THE most beutifull women walking this earth. Mulatta's,canelitas,morena's,...and yes even some blancas. AS LONG AS THEY ARE FROM A LATINA country in south- or Middle America!!!!!!!!

Personaly I do NOT feel attracted to any asian woman. They just don't ring my bell;-)
However I must say that there are some very pretty Indian,Thai and Middle eastern girls.
But the real ASIAN types like in China,Japan or Korea.....NO SIR. And the Filipinas....O dear....I think they are very very UGLY....iekkksss.
I would not do em....even if they paid me 100 bucks for a pop..! It's just between the ears....

Es nada para mi.


But if YOU like ASIANS....Heee that's just fine with me!
To each his one.

But for me......AZZ and legsssssss;-)
BTW nice report about Nica.

regards,

Johan.



PS: I'll keep Managua in mind for a monger trip;-)

Now lets get back to some Managua facts.

Where the hell should I stay?

Thanks in advance.

Mongers,

There is only one placed to stay in Managua, the hotel El Almendro.

http://www.hotelelalmendro.com/

The rooms are kick ass and they are only $46 a night including tax, and they do not check the girls cedulas or charge you more for girls. Its awesome.

Johan007,

Indonesia women are like a cross between Latins and Asians, and I even think Southern Chinese women are ugly, BUT, you go to mainland China to a city like Xián, or Hubei or even Shen Zhen and if you still think they are ugly I will truely believe you don´t like asian women.

Happy Mongering,

Travieso

MM,

I know Indonesians CAN look hot but also they don't age very well (but who cares if you only want to fuck them?)...we have many of them in the Netherlands! (as you probably know Indonesia was a dutch colony for more then 320 years!!)
So I know the Dutch were the first forreign mongers there.....LOL;-)
Thing is in Indonesia are many MUSLIMS......and some of them do have nasty plans. If you know what I mean.

Need I say more?

Bali however is mainly HINDU....and in general more safe. However ymmv.

I think I'll just stick to South-or central America.



Johan.

That Indonesia Netherlands Muslims chit chat is dang handy here in an area about Managua I must say.

I am living in CR at the moment and have been to Nicaragua twice this year. I would like to speak with someone who know the country well as I may rent a apartment there and buy a car. I know little of the laws there but I assume it is easier than CR.

Any help will be appreciated,

Thanks

Nicaragua is a study in contrasts. Managua is a desparately poor, dilapidated city, but by 8:00 pm the mendigos (beggers), registoles jovenes (young glue "huffers") and street peddlers have disappeared. The clubs, sc's, and restaurants are filled with "well-heeled" Sandanista politicos and narcos. These silk shirt wearing, Mercedes C-class driving "high-rollers" have run the prices for the p4p market way up.

Can't say Managua is on my top -5 list of monger destinations but Nicas are still real prizes if you get the right one. My consejo is skip the sc's and the sw's (absolutely dominated by tv's on Saturday night at least %50 tv's) and concentrate on the casa de citas - real treasures can be found there.

When you arrive in Managua (or anywhere else in the Western hemisphere for that matter) as your taxi pulls up ifo your hotel repeat this simple phrase and you'll be fine. "I am a senior monger, hotel rules that apply to others don't apply to me!!"

Holiday Innn Select -guest friendly...yes!
Hotel Princess - guest friendly....yes!

Any information posted on this board previously is untrue - or maybe you're not all senior mongers yet!

I arrived at the Holiday Inn Select on Thursday morning at around 10:45 am tired from my trip. I went up to room (shit, showered, shaved) and returned to the lobby in a polo shirt and dress pants and asked to speak with the General Manager. Marta (something or other) nice girl - English about %75.

I asked about guest policy she said that generally they don't permit guests but would make an exception for me for $25 per night. I told her that that would be unacceptable and I demand a better rate or I will be bringing my business elsewhere and that of my clients. (I have a series of security consultant business cards now that support my ploy) The price then shrunk to $10 per night, which I said would be fine. Thanked her and left.

Now, what a senior monger agrees to pay and what he ACTUALLY pays is 2 different things! Every night around 9:00pm I walked a girl past the front desk and waived at the night manager and he waived back. I explained that I had worked out a special deal with the GM for myself and that I was permitted to bring guests back up to my room - and he said o.k. "well if you cleared with the GM then fine."

Of course, I neglected to inform him that part of that deal was that I was supposed to also pay $10, but what's a little lie to the hotel staff when an "important" businessman like me is staying there. (lol) ;)

I reviewed by bill up-to-date and there are NO charges for guests on it anywhere.

$70 per night includes huge, awesome breakfast buffet, and No charge for guests. Go to it senior mongers - work your magic bullsh**!

FORD

Holiday Inn Select - guest friendly, nice pool, large rooms, great breakfast buffet, and computer center. The food in the restaurant is great but overpriced for dinner but what the heck you can always go to the MetroCenter mall and eat at Campero Chicken for $2 if you want.

Hotel Princess - up the road from Holiday Inn, nice lobby, nice decor in rooms, small pool :(,. I went here one afternoon and spoke with the General Manager and asked about guest politica. Guests are frowned on (this means nothing) but if you stay with us in the future we will permit them for $25 per night. I said, "$25 per night, the Holiday Inn lets me bring in guests free!!" "This is outrageous!"

The GM said "that doesn't sound right, I mean I think the Holiday Inn charges also" - "Not for me they don't" - "O.k. sir, I'll see what I can do"

He returned 2 minutes later and said that if the Holiday Inn is free then I can bring in guets free to their hotel as well, $85 per night (didn't ask about breakfast)

I was really just entertaining myself by asking about the guest prices there the reality is that the Holiday Inn's pool is a whole lot nicer.

Cheers.

Best Western Las Mercedes - as posted earlier across the street from the airport (literally walked there) not in great condition but the pool isn't bad. Terrible location - too far from everything.

Surpising number of providers spoke passable English, but my Spanish was essential for just about everything else. This is not a "newbie" or first-timer destination.

Tons of beggars and street vendors but waive them off and I never had any problems. Never noticed any crime, never felt threatened at all.

Cabs can get expensive as Managua (as posted earlier) has no real downtown section and is very spread out.

SC's are rip-offs (No big surprise there) Red Palace $$, Club Hollywood$$, Places are packed with silk shirt wearing Nico politicos throwing around big bucks. Polancos had a stabbing of a tourist the night before I arrived so I passed.

Not a bad place to monger just doesn't make my cut as a "Top Destination" in the Western Hemisphere.

Cheers.

I agree, where ever you find them -- Latina women (IMHO) are the most beautiful women in the world. I am not partial to Asians like you. The lack of "arse" and generally flat chests, stubby legs and those box heads. What si up with that?

If that is your thing, cool. Latina's know how to fu** as well!

Just spent a week outside of CR traveling around Nicaragua. I really love this place but it is not for beginners. I found it harder to talk to the people here with my Spanish than in CR. Having said that the people are very willing to help you, much more than CR.

I had planned to check out more places in Managua than I did so I do not have a great report. As stated by others the Strip clubs are rip offs here. I ended up hooking up with a girl I met before on Crr Masaya and one new one. Both were great and well worth it. Most ask for c200-300 ($13-19).

I stayed at the Hotel Estrella 505 289-7010. This place is great, they never question any guests at all. It is not 5 star but clean and has AC, hot water etc. It is between the airport and C. Masaya, a good location.

Spent two days in Leon north of Managua. This a beautiful town but no P4P here. It is easy to talk to and meet locals. I went to Granada for the last two days and stayed at nuestra casa. It is run by a guy named Jimmy and is $25 a night. really good food, loved the ribs. It is two blocks west of the central park. There were a few SW's there but nothing I really liked, much better quality in Managua.

Anyone planning a trip there let me know.

Scott

[QUOTE=Member #2626]

I stayed at the Hotel Estrella 505 289-7010. This place is great, they never question any guests at all. It is not 5 star but clean and has AC, hot water etc. It is between the airport and C. Masaya, a good location. [/QUOTE]

I just returned Saturday and will post an update on the MP's and other info.

NB: These directions are a little vague - the distance from the airport to Carretara Masaya isa 20 minute drive - can you give a better landmark? Like the barrio or nearest rotonda?

A quick WARNING: Casa Bellmary's in Ciudad Jardin, in the classified ads is a gringo ripoff joint - WHILE I was arguing with the masajista for BBBJ, who said yes in the sala and no in the room, my driver overheard the jefe's plan to insist on US$50 when I came out vs. the agreed C$300 (US$19) going in. DO NOT use this place. Too bad, it is quite nice, clean, A/C, pornos, etc.

Second tip: Sergio, my driver thanks the 2 or 3 members who used his services a month or two ago. Unfortunately the Spanish problem caused a three way call to assist, with a friend of mine who is not into P4P there to act as interpreter. Well, he was PO'd with the discussion afterwards. So, if you cannot speak Spanish do this:

1. Send an e-mail to Sergio at sergionicataxi at yahoo.com e-mail service
2. If you have to, use Babelfish at altavista.com to translate the following:

a) Name (whatever you want to go by)
b) Date of arrival, flight and time
c) Hotel
d) How many days you need him and what hours

3. Call Sergio at 011-505-8666144 and tell him in Spanish "Tienes correo electronico nuevo, lee lo por favor" (You have new e-mail, read it please).

He will reply in Spanish and you can translate it - using the web site, simple points like the above each way will translate OK.

He will pick you up at the airport and take you around Managua and whatever you like. You will have to negotiate the price - expect US$50 a day or so plus tip. This is less than a rental car, you don't want to drive there and there are neither street names nor numbers on the buildings anyway. Plus if you hit someone and they are injured you go to JAIL until the issue is settled. The latter is enough reason for me, frankly but driving there is an art direction-wise anyway.

Hotel Estrella is Semaforos de Rubenia 200 mts. al norte. If you are planning to stay tell them you are a friend of Scott from Costa Rica. There is a business rate that is cheaper. Real nice people there but all of Nicaragua is better than here I guess. As I said there is a no question asked guest policy, I even had the girls come to the desk and ask for me. They called my room and sent them on through. I have never stayed anywhere else in Managua and most likely never will.

I am looking forward to you report but do not make it sound to good. Next thing you know all the CR visiters will be there throwing money around and the girls will be asking $100.

I saw in another post there was night clubs in Leon, is this true?

Scott

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]I just returned Saturday and will post an update on the MP's and other info.

NB: These directions are a little vague - the distance from the airport to Carretara Masaya isa 20 minute drive - can you give a better landmark? Like the barrio or nearest rotonda?[/QUOTE]

An update: Sergio has a new cell phone 011-505-853-7332

If you do not speak good Spanish then follow the instructions below to call and tell him to check his e-mail and he will correspond with Spanish you can easily translate.

As for updates I was a little tardy from November, e.g. I didn' t post anything- Xmas trip indicates that over holiday periods pickings are slimmer, so don't expect much on the 25th, 26th, and Jan 1st. Many places are closed. Claudia has one girl 24/7.

Open casas:

Lorena, lots of girls, same price

Morena was closed until some time this month as the owner was in Nigeria, will check February when I am back. She posted a classified in Diario that at least said that she was closed for the owner's trip, you don't see that all the time. OK , her ad in the Nuevo Diario ( you can see the classifieds online - look under "Bellazas" - appears she reopened.

Claudia open with at best 2 or 3 girls, pricing now C200 1/2 hour C250 for an hour

Cervezeria near the Tip Top chicken on C. Masaya closed as did Imagen, consolidated into a place called Cervezeria Mou on Ave 27 de Mayo, better premises, a good selection of girls, C250

A smattering of mediocre places are in the classified ads, you really need to call them for decent directions and ask #girls, price, A/C etc., as some are pretty dodgy, both girl quality and location, some tough barrios

Bellmary's is still a clip joint for gringos, in Ciudad Jardin, you've been warned

There are a few masaje at your hotel type ads, incuding men to men things so know who you are calling and frankly, blind ads you get who knows what ugly dog arriving at your doorstep. No deal on price either so don't bother.

Clubs - went to Hollywood, 12 GORGEOUS girls, but prices unbelieveable - private dance for 1/2 hour VIP $80 , one hour full service private room $170, all night off premises $300. Amazing. We were the only ones there - $5 cover, a 1/4 rum and pepsi was $14, the staff and waiters all speak English and wait on you like Tattoo from Fantasy island if that is your thing.

Club Venus - a few good girls , no cover, 1 hour with stripper in private room on site C500. Across from Polanco's whcih is still open, dancers start at 9:30, runs till 6 a.m.

Went into Cueto Club - unimpressive and dank. Tried Vale Todo - closed. Ditto the Club 27 de Mayo.

Fenix - near Llantas Kelly is the closest thing to the Titty Twister bar in From Dusk to Dawn you will find, and they tried to tell me the prices are C400 for 1/2 hour vs. the actual rate of C200 for an hour, I would still recommend avoiding this place. Creepy bouncer dude , no light, comatose drugged looking girls on sofas and WAY too many locals for comfort.

Street girls on C. Masaya were horrible, and on Xmas Day the selection was two girls both bad performers, though for $12 it is not like you are getting a Playmate anyway.

To change money if there is a lineup at the airport bank, skip it and Sergio will stop at one of the many Cambistas on the street where I set a record of changing US$100 to C$1625 in under 30 seconds from pulling up to driving away - other than Sundays where they are scarce they beat the banks hands down.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]
So, if you cannot speak Spanish do this:

1. Send an e-mail to Sergio at sergionicataxi at yahoo.com e-mail service
2. If you have to, use Babelfish at altavista.com to translate the following:

a) Name (whatever you want to go by)
b) Date of arrival, flight and time
c) Hotel
d) How many days you need him and what hours

3. Call Sergio at new # above and tell him in Spanish "Tienes correo electronico nuevo, lee lo por favor" (You have new e-mail, read it please).

He will reply in Spanish and you can translate it - using the web site, simple points like the above each way will translate OK..[/QUOTE]

Updating my update from the trip 2/11-2/19

Bad casas: Bellmary's still had gringo pricing, the Volcan I and II you will see in the clasificados in Nuevo Diario are Nico joints of the worst loudest, dangerous kind.

Mediocre: Yamy near Bello Horizonte is OK but really insistent on CBJ, no need to go that far for that requirement.

OK: Morena also in Bello Horizonte reopened on 2/18, I was with my GF that night since I was leaving the next day and did not have a chance to see her. It is one of the best in town.

Cervezeria Mou has a C200 cover and the girls strip on Friday nights - some portion of the cover I think is a credit for the girls, they are not that hot so watching them strip is up to you.

Lorena has some OK girls still, Cecilia, tall thin black good skills.

Claudia's has Jacquline with a Playmate type body and she likes girls though not the other one I had with her at the time - well she did, the other girl wasn't having anything to do with it.

Everything is still quite cheap food and drinks especially- note: if one of you was the American gringo in El Almendro with NO Spanish and figures hitting a street girl is a good idea as your normal MO stay somewhere else please, you idiot. It cost this idiot US$60 to shut up a girl who normally goes for $12 and he didn't get any action with her either. And learn some GD Spanish please. All the ruckus of course had to wind up in front of MY room not the idiot in #4, on the 16th.

I found a great casa not far from the hotel but he offers differential pricing - C300 for locals and me, and US$40 for Americans, since he is German and doesn't like Americans. He did not want the name posted here which is too bad as it is a great place. Cute girls more than average including one from Lorenas before who I liked.

If you need a hangout at night with a barkeep that speaks English try the Shannon Bar Irlandia in Barrio Martha Quezada near Ticabus and the backpacker crowd. On night there with 5 rum and coke, 2 beers for Sergio and a hamburger with fries was C199, less than US$12.

Grand Pollo - nice information and as usual for you, nice solid honest reporting! Good stuff.

Its really sad (imo) that with such signs of abject poverty seemingly everywhere that so many casa and club owners refuse to budge on their prices!
Club Hollywood - $300 for off-premise TLN - friggin' outrageous!
(Only difference was I was quoted $60 1/2 hour vip dance)

Tell those prices to the 20 people who surround your taxi at every intersection and start rubbing dirty rags on your car windshield hoping you'll throw them a few coins. ;)
FORD

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]
I found a great casa not far from the hotel but he offers differential pricing - C300 for locals and me, and US$40 for Americans, since he is German and doesn't like Americans. He did not want the name posted here which is too bad as it is a great place. Cute girls more than average including one from Lorenas before who I liked.
[QUOTE]

Glad you did not post it. I enjoy Nicaragua for its lack of scams and rip offs like this asshole is offering. As an American I do not represent the policys of my government or president. If he can not understand that he should return to Germany, hell we all know they have a long history of good human rights!

On a lighter note, I spend some quility time in Managua and visited Casa de la Citas. Good line up for c200. I hooked up with a sweet 18 YO and had a good time. I also visited the CC nightclub and enjoyed it. The prices were not bad but I did takeout. I did not get to the Venus club this time because I cound not find it.

I spent some time up in Leon and found two nightclubs but the girls were rough. I stayed at each for 5 minutes and left. Seams the best action is in the city.

Scott

[QUOTE=Member #2626]
Glad you did not post it. I enjoy Nicaragua for its lack of scams and rip offs like this asshole is offering. As an American I do not represent the policys of my government or president. If he can not understand that he should return to Germany, hell we all know they have a long history of good human rights!

On a lighter note, I spend some quility time in Managua and visited Casa de la Citas. Good line up for c200. I hooked up with a sweet 18 YO and had a good time. I also visited the CC nightclub and enjoyed it. The prices were not bad but I did takeout. I did not get to the Venus club this time because I cound not find it.

Scott[/QUOTE]

Well I didn't post is at his request as he doesn't need the traffic, and sorry to say, I am not sure a German living in Nicaragua would have to go back to Germany since he dislikes Americans. If he was in the US that would be a valid thing to say, perhaps. Quite a few Nicaraguans don't like the USA, can't imagine why not....

What/where is Casa de las Citas?

Venus is right across the street from Aqui Polancos and every driver in town should know that.

I found CC to be a smelly and overpriced dive and was very disappointed when I went there for the first and last time.

[QUOTE=Ford]Grand Pollo - nice information and as usual for you, nice solid honest reporting! Good stuff.

Its really sad (imo) that with such signs of abject poverty seemingly everywhere that so many casa and club owners refuse to budge on their prices!
Club Hollywood - $300 for off-premise TLN - friggin' outrageous!
(Only difference was I was quoted $60 1/2 hour vip dance)

Tell those prices to the 20 people who surround your taxi at every intersection and start rubbing dirty rags on your car windshield hoping you'll throw them a few coins. ;)
FORD[/QUOTE]

Club Hollywood is catering to businessmen gringos and the Japanese who don't flinch at the prices. The casas by and large are C200 - 250 and 300 other than Michael's special prices for you guys south of me :) And remember guys, Bellmary's is a clip joint, avoid.

And don't get drunk and hit street girls please.

Casa de la citas is also called Frannies or something like that. It is next to kelly tire and (west I think) of the Christ standing on a ball circle. It had some real nice talent there, best place I have been to in Managua. There were mostly Americans and Europeans during the day but a more local crowd at night.

As far as this German guy, I guess I am sick of all people hating a group of others. I mainly date Nicas here in Costa Rica and the Ticos are always talking bad about Nicas. According to them all problems in CR are because Nicas live here. I happen to like to Nicaraguan people, more friendly, harder workering and so-on, so I am sick of hearing it. Any person that wants to charge a whole group of people different before he knows an indivdual is.....well an asshole.

I am not slaming you at all but if he does not like a certain group then he should go back and deal with his own kind. I know the U.S. does not have a great history in Nicaragua but I am treated well and as a indivdual while there. In fact my desktop picture is an anti-persident (current) graffity slogan written on a wall in Leon. One of the biggest complaints in CR for any outsider (America, Canada,German etc.) is the different prices, IE gringo prices. I hate to see a few idiots start that trend in Nicaragua. As I said I love it there because of the lack of bullshit.

I write on different boards for people visiting Costa Rica how to avoid the scams and rip-offs, from taxis to strip-clubs. I do not care who they discrimnate against, a scam is a scam. Hell on second thought you should post the name, that way we can all avoid going there. Now it is Americans next month who, Itailians, Canadans or Australians???

Anyway your info has been helpful and I appricate it.
Take care
Scott

[QUOTE=Member #2626]Casa de la citas is also called Frannies or something like that. It is next to kelly tire and (west I think) of the Christ standing on a ball circle. [/QUOTE]

You are referring to Fenix and at most times, and you seem to have been lucky it is a pit of drunk and half dead girls and dodgy Nico men.

There are many superior places than Fenix.

I am in Managua now. This place is hot, very hot. I would agree with other monger descriptions. It has been difficult to find cabbies who know the casa or massage parlor scene. Many of the addresses on this board are out dated. I will do my best to put together an updated list.

The strip club scene is a rip off. It would be wise to have the chicks meet you outside the club. I got a girl from Hollywood for $60. Pics to follow.

I will post more later. Please note: Managua is not for the beginning monger, but if you know what your doing, it is uncharted territory.

[QUOTE=adultj]I am in Managua now. This place is hot, very hot. I would agree with other monger descriptions. It has been difficult to find cabbies who know the casa or massage parlor scene. Many of the addresses on this board are out dated. I will do my best to put together an updated list.

The strip club scene is a rip off. It would be wise to have the chicks meet you outside the club. I got a girl from Hollywood for $60. Pics to follow.

I will post more later. Please note: Managua is not for the beginning monger, but if you know what your doing, it is uncharted territory.[/QUOTE]

You must have found the two cabbies in Managua that don't know the casas. If you read my INCREDIBLY detailed posts (since you are posting here you must be able to read things here) you have a list of all of them with phone #'s - have the cabbie call them, and pay him a buck extra for the call.

Avoid Fenix.

If you have any Spanish to speak with hi, just call Sergio at 853*7332 and have him take you to Cervezeria Mou C$200, Lorena C$320, Claudia C$250, and Morena's is open again, C$300.

I am seeking advice about Expatriating to Nicaragua or Central America.

Especially if where it would be safe to buy land without it being seized by the local government. Is Nicaragua too unstable?

Also, how are the girls? Good attitude?

The girls are largely poor and willing to do the horizontal Gueguense for little cash. The government is corrupt, and p4p is illegal, so it's not as cheap for you as it should be -- whoever sets it up takes lots. The other thing is appearance -- Nica women may be an acquired taste for you.

Land isn't too expensive yet, but plenty of problems exist -- one issue is many of the places you'll be offered if you go there and express a willingness to buy are not actually owned by the person taking your money. Also, Nicaragua has a history of expropriations of foreign-owned assets.

If you can afford a thin risk of being wiped out, and can deal with disease/power outages/high local prices on imported goods, Nica can be OK. If you've got a thick wad of cash and are willing to live with luxury but without normal comforts, Nica is great -- get a beachfront house for 100K in outlying areas, import your first $10,000 in household effects tax free, and hire a few servants to take care of you cheap. If the political situation goes bad, you can scoot overland to Costa Rica, and have a story to tell. If not, and with your assets saved elsewhere, you can live well.

How much money does it take? Well, last I checked the Nica govt would let you live there as a pensioner if you had $400 a month coming in.

Look carefully, take a trip or two to make sure it's right for you, and have an escape plan if you're going to do it at all.

[QUOTE=Digital Curry]I am seeking advice about Expatriating to Nicaragua or Central America.

Especially if where it would be safe to buy land without it being seized by the local government. Is Nicaragua too unstable?

Also, how are the girls? Good attitude?[/QUOTE]

I don't want to start some "flaming war" here, but I must disagree quite adamantly with many of the statements previously made by hot diggity. Sorry. I formerly lived and worked in Nicaragua for eight years and found it by far my most favorite locale in all of Latin America. Sure the place is incredibly poor, and a dump, but the people are wonderful, gentle, and really great. There are many excellent real estate opportunities along the beaches, in the mountains, and throughout the country. Working with a reputable realtor is a must, and getting "title" certified, guaranteed and insured is a must. I take very strong offense to the comment about the government being corrupt. The Bolanos administration is probably the best, most honest, and truly decent government this country has had in the past 100 years. I know Bolanos personally and he is a truly wonderful and great man. There are also numerous businessmen that are dedicated to growing Nicaragua out of the 3rd world. They can be reputable, brilliant, and very dedicated.

Though Nicaragua has its problems, it is not a true 3rd World, Banana Republic that is rife with corruption. You must be careful, but it is an honest place.

The girls are no where near as beautiful as Colombia or Venezuela, but they are sweet, fun, cut, and if you get the right girl in the right relationship. They will fuck you to death. The best sex of my life has been with Nicaraguense!

Sorry, hot diggity, I really don't want to flame you but I quite strongly disagree with many of your comments.

The flight from LAX to San Jose was terrible. Correction, the flight was okay it was the wait/boarding that was terrible. I flew LACSA. They had probloems with their reservation system and that caused a 3 hour wait. I just was able to board my 1:00am flight. Due to all of the passengers I was allowed one carry on. I checked one small bag and it was lost. That bag had my clothes and digital camera in it. I will never fly LACSA again.

I arrived in Managua on 4/28/05 @ 4:00pm on time. It was hot, very hot. I booked a room at the Hotel Almendro. I called two weeks ahead for a hotel sponsered taxi. The taxi was a no show. Fortunately, the airport is not to far from the hotel.
The Hotel Almendro was clean. I rented the double for $55.00 per night with tax. Many mongers have said this was a good and girl friendly hotel. The girl friendly part was correct. The hotel was adjacent to a construction zone. In Nicaragua there is no such thing as a compression gun. Every morning I heard pounding and hammering. There was also a music store across the street and they had the music at full blast in the morning. That sucked. Especially after being out until 4:00am every morning. I would not stay at this hotel again.

I was not able to find all the casas listed. I was able to find all the strip clubs. Here is my run down.

Hollywood- The best girls can be found here. $5 entrance. All cabbies know the location. I did not see any chick below a 7 ymmv. I met a chick named Shakira. Her real name is Claudia. She is about 5"9" you can't miss her she is the tallest girl there. I arranged to meet her outside the club. The club will charge you about $250 for an hour on premises. Claudia wanted $100 for three hours. I gave her $80 and I bought her dinner. She was okay. BBJ everything else is covered. DATY, Multiple positions. No rush. DFK. She was worth the $80.

You can't go wrong at Hollywood's. Just make sure the girl meets you somewhere else or its costly.

Red Palace - There are a lot of fat chicks in here. 30 cor($1.75) to enter. I was not impressed.

Cueto Club - The cabbies will no where it is. This place was cool. I went here on my last night and decided to break the rules. I paid for the chick onsite. Her name was Magadalena. She was an 18 year old spinner. She had small tits and just a little stretch marks from being a mom. She only weighed about 100 pounds and she was 5'. Took me to the back room. She nstarted nout mechanical. I image she did not have much sexual experience. I told her I needed a bad girl and she just was not good in bed. That must of hit a nerve. Off came the condom for a bbj and some dfk. Everything else was covered. I popped twice. It cost me $125. I know, That is expensive, but it was my last night and I said F##k it.

Mayo 27 - There was not much to look at here. If you like voluptuous women, this is the place for you.

Lips- Closed down

Polankos - Whoever said this looked like the Titty Twister from Dusk Til Dawn was right on the money. I have travelled to Colombia, Panama, Mexico and I am from Compton, CA. This place was the roughest place I have ever seen. There is a night club downsatirs and a strip club upstairs. I was there alone so I did not stay long. This place was in the worst neighborhood I saw in Nicaragua.

Vale Todo - This was the best strip club in Managua ymmv. The girls were 6,7,8, and two nines. I picked a blond Nica with green eyes. I cannot remember her name. I arranged to meet her outside the club for $75 for three hours. She gave me three hours worth of sex, but it was nothing to write home about. That is why I don't remember her name. Anyway, while I was there on Friday night some locals had two chicks doin' a lesbo show. It was great. A lot of pussy lickin' and finger bangin'. I enjoyed watchin' it. I did not go to any other clubs.

The Casas:

My cabbie to my to the first casa. It was a small house with six girls. They were all 5 and 6s. I had just stepped off the plane and I was horny. I nailed this short Nica. Here name was Nurickya (sp). She was mechanical. I had to ask her for a bj. That's never good. I don't know the address, but no matter.

Luz y Sol - This place was great. I selected Alison??? This place had four girls. They were 6's. The place was clean and it had hot water. The massage was great. The sex was good. CBJ, DFK, DATY, Rim Job, and mutiple positions. This chick had two kids her her tetas were sagging, but her personality was great. I The price was 350 cor. for one hour. No rush. It was relaxing.

Fennis - This place was dirty. It had pornos showing, but no hot chicks.
I went to the place behind the tire shop. I don't remember the name, but it was worth a visit. The chick I had was a 19 year old Nica. I bought her a drink and we talked for about an hour before we did the deed. The rooms here were clean and the have mirrors all around. My Nica was mechanical in bed. She did perform all the tricks, but with not a lot of enthusiam. There were other chicks there who were probably better.

I did not Make it to Casa Morena or the other places listed on this board. My advice would be to get the local classifieds and call around.

I did use the escort massage service. This was a good service. The woman on the phone asked specific questions such as hair color, body type, and sexual skills. I chose a blonde named Amanda. She was great. Nice body and lovely brown skin. It will cost $65 an hour, but she was worth it. This was the gfe I searched for the entire trip. She had great oral skills and liked "perrito". The phone number is in the yellow pages.

I picked up one street walker. She stood out in front of the Intercontinental. She said she was 22, but she looked younger than that. I took her back to my hotel. I two minute cab ride. She was a spinner as well. She told me she had an 18 month old, but she has no signs of child birth. Okay oral skills, but the mussage she promised me was great. Multiple positions. No bj. 150 cor, plus I gave her and her friends some food.

MetroCentro Mall - No luck

Plaza Inter - No Desire

Managua is not for the faint of heart. There is no centralization to it. I will not demean any country, but this place was not for me. I would have had a better time had my luggage not been lost. The good thing about this place was everyone was nice and humble. I also felt safe;minus Polankos.

All of the chicks smoked. I hate that. There seems to be more of a deperate attitude among the people here. More so than the other places I have visited. I have been tainted by the ways of the Colombianas so this place was no comparison. The girls were nice, but many of them were not in shape. The best thing about this country was the sex industry does not shut down on Sunday and it is untamed territory. It was like Tijuana with out the gringos. If you go, have fun. Pay the extra money and stay at the Princes Hotel or Intercontinental. I hit Brazil for my 30th B/Day. I cannot wait. Sorry for the lack of photos.

See comments between the quoted text.

[QUOTE=adultj]
. I booked a room at the Hotel Almendro. I called two weeks ahead for a hotel sponsered taxi. The taxi was a no show. Fortunately, the airport is not to far from the hotel.

GP:The Almendro is at least 20 minutes from the airport - maybe 30 with a bit of traffic. Are you sure you were there? This sounds like the Best Western.

The Hotel Almendro was clean. I rented the double for $55.00 per night with tax. Many mongers have said this was a good and girl friendly hotel. The girl friendly part was correct. The hotel was adjacent to a construction zone. In Nicaragua there is no such thing as a compression gun. Every morning I heard pounding and hammering. There was also a music store across the street and they had the music at full blast in the morning.

GP: The rate is US$46 with tax and a tiny continental breakfast. Across the street are two houses. No music store. Behind is the back part of the UCA campus. I have no idea where you were. I was there March 23-29 and there was no noise or construction and nowhere to construct anyting either.

Cueto Club - It cost me $125. I know, That is expensive, but it was my last night and I said F##k it.

GP: I am amazed that anywhere especially Cueto Club costs 2,000+ cordobas - this is a rip off and is amazing if true.

Lips- Closed down - GP: yes for a year or more.

Polankos - Whoever said this looked like the Titty Twister from Dusk Til Dawn was right on the money. I have travelled to Colombia, Panama, Mexico and I am from Compton, CA. This place was the roughest place I have ever seen. There is a night club downsatirs and a strip club upstairs. I was there alone so I did not stay long. This place was in the worst neighborhood I saw in Nicaragua.

GP :If you meet the manager early he is very nice (though looks like the tough vampire guy in from Dusk till Dawn) , quite accommodating and the prices are very good C500 - for a stripper and the love hotel across the alley. Across the street is the Venus Club - C500 onsite with any stripper you like.

Vale Todo - This was the best strip club in Managua ymmv. The girls were 6,7,8, and two nines. I picked a blond Nica with green eyes. I cannot remember her name. I arranged to meet her outside the club for $75 for three hours.

GP: $75 is as appalling as $125.

The Casas:

Luz y Sol - This place was great. I selected Alison??? This place had four girls. They were 6's. The place was clean and it had hot water. The massage was great. The sex was good. CBJ, DFK, DATY, Rim Job, and mutiple positions. This chick had two kids her her tetas were sagging, but her personality was great. I The price was 350 cor. for one hour. No rush. It was relaxing.

GP : It is called Luna y Sol, and is a good choice. they will try for more from tourists. I pay C300.

Fennis - This place was dirty. It had pornos showing, but no hot chicks.
I went to the place behind the tire shop. I don't remember the name, but it was worth a visit. T

GP :Fenix is the place next to Llantas Kelly, the tire shop. I agree it is filthy and creepy at the same time. Drinks are as much as the girls.

I did use the escort massage service. This was a good service. The woman on the phone asked specific questions such as hair color, body type, and sexual skills. I chose a blonde named Amanda. She was great. Nice body and lovely brown skin. It will cost $65 an hour, but she was worth it. This was the gfe I searched for the entire trip. She had great oral skills and liked "perrito". The phone number is in the yellow pages.

GP: $65 an hour is just a little worse than $75 and 1/2 as bad as $125 in a town where all night is C700 ($42)

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[QUOTE=Monaghan]I take very strong offense to the comment about the government being corrupt. .[/QUOTE]

You have that right - the voting process is clean and monitored and watched over by the army and the most honest democratic general they have - even for civic elections -which I observed there earlier this year. you cannot bribe the traffic cops, the immigration and customs guys are not looking for a penny (and welcome tourists with open arms) .

Try the DR for corruption with every level of government and a hand out for something at every turn - cops, customs, passport control, everyone.

The Nicaraguans will go out of their way to help you with a problem and expect nothing.

Monoghan wrote: The girls are no where near as beautiful as Colombia or Venezuela, but they are sweet, fun, cut, and if you get the right girl in the right relationship. They will fuck you to death. The best sex of my life has been with Nicaraguense!

Good post: I've yet to visit Nicaragua, but have enjoyed many of their fine young women during four visits to Costa Rica. They tended to be very athletic and gave a good hard session. I would like to visit there at some point, once I improve my spanish perhaps.

Coxslinger

Arriving tonight in Manauga until the 29th. Several new casas advertised and Morena's has reopened, so I will check them out between regular girls who are as of now stacked up like planes at the airport. Daytime is usually free for me so I have time to scout. The daily paper El Nuevo Diario - google search on that name, in the Clasificados section, then the Bellazas category always has the ads of the newer ones.

Managua Update - May 21-28th - the start of the rainy season, hot and humid beyond belief.

Casas:

Existing and still not recommended:

Tantra - horrible neighborhood made up for by dirt cheap pricing. Take a gun then don't get out of the car. Very unappealing girls if you live.
Gloria (tourist pricing) - if not for that it is an OK location and an OK suite of girls
Bella Mary (extreme tourist pricing) - and they don't tell you about the price until you are coming out of the room
Yami (dump) - just a plain ol' dump
Privado Lady (dump and double priced) - and the oddest layout in Managua, like the catacombs
Karina (dump) -hot, dirty no A/C and in a bad location
Fenix (dump and scary, dirty drug addicted girls most of which are stoned and 1/2 asleep)

Existing and Still Recommended:

Claudia I - new girls - still C$250 /hour 266-4595. Two of the new girls are cute.
Morena - reopened and always good service C$300 - some English speaking girls and the madam speaks perfect English
249-5883, 249-4886, 885-8414
Lorena - C$320 (e.g. asking now for US$20 vs. priced in Cordobas) - 268-1283 -Yugo the boss speaks English - his wife is the Lorena of the name of the place.
Cervezeria Mou - hard to find (Sergio knows) - friendly service for C$200 and the quality varies - 628-9698


New and Not Recommended:

Ruth - mediocre looking, one frumpy girl, hot premises
Karol: only C$100 and in a bad barrio and the price should give it away. Two gun rating.
Capricho - near Bolonia, 5 girls, C$250, one quite pretty one the rest are old or ugly or old and ugly.

New and Recommended:

Claudia II - new premises , same as Claudia I (above) - much cleaner and nicer than C#1 and closer as well. Number of girls varies at times. 860-9840
Morena 2 - new premises , same owner as Morena and very close to Centro - two floors, new condition, nice girls but C$400 as the new place has higher rent and may in fact become the only place she uses eventually. See the list of Morena numbers above

Unlike the DR the C$ continues to be adjusted by the central bank - currently around 16.60 to $1 US, a 30 cordobas change since March. Prices to not adjust wildly. Carretera Masaya streetwalkers are still C$200 for an hour or so and still are not that great to look at, period.

Note unless the girls live at home and many do, it is VERY easy to get the girls' numbers and arrange after hours or daytime or the day off at quite great deals - C$500 to 600 for one great girl I currently know who comes at 8 p.m. and leaves at 8 a.m. Very good service. The casas themselves will try for as much as US$100 for overnight and you just cannot do C$1660 worth overnight, so you'd be better off with 5 sessions instead.

Note without Spanish ignore this tip - you 'll never manage to arrange this type of external trip out of the casas. Buying a card phone when you arrive is a good idea - right now you can get TWO from Movistar for US$60. Brand new, so US$24 or so is also available for one phone.

[QUOTE=adultj]Polankos - There is a night club downsatirs and a strip club upstairs. I was there alone so I did not stay long. This place was in the worst neighborhood I saw in Nicaragua.[/QUOTE]

This was my favorite place on my last trip to Managua. I'm a bit on the adventurous side, and I took my taxi driver in as well. It's not for the faint at heart, I guess. :)

I never made it upstairs, as the chicas downstairs held my attention.

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]This was my favorite place on my last trip to Managua. I'm a bit on the adventurous side, and I took my taxi driver in as well. It's not for the faint at heart, I guess. :)

I never made it upstairs, as the chicas downstairs held my attention.[/QUOTE]

Given the surprisingly inaccurate other information in that post you refer (such as the mysterious addition of a music store across from the hotel) to it is clear this person has not seen the really bad areas in Managua. Polankos is in a more or less industrial area and while it is pretty tough inside with some of the guys that hang around there it is not per se that bad a neighborhood. Try Santana, Villa Venezuela, or Ciudad Sandino.

Better yet a daytime stroll through Mercado Oriental. See if you come out the other side in one piece.

Digital Curry,

The general rule is never buy property in a foreign location until you've had a chance to live there for a year first as a renter.

If you've always lived your life in the West and now plan to just pick up and move to Central America chances are that after a year or so you'll be ready to pop smoke and change venue. You see the ads all the time in Honduras, Mexico, Costa Rica where Gringos have finally had it with the Developing Country Infastructure, the Language Barrier, the Culture, etc.

Unfortunately, if you pay Gringo prices for land or property in Central America you'll never be able to make any return on your investment. Additionaly, ensuring clear titile on land purchases in the region is more messy than anything I've ever seen in the U.S. Read Caveat Emptor!

Once you have a few years in country experience and mastery of the language you might consider buying something.

PM

[QUOTE=Perry Mason #1]Digital Curry,

The general rule is never buy property in a foreign location until you've had a chance to live there for a year first as a renter.

If you've always lived your life in the West and now plan to just pick up and move to Central America chances are that after a year or so you'll be ready to pop smoke and change venue. You see the ads all the time in Honduras, Mexico, Costa Rica where Gringos have finally had it with the Developing Country Infastructure, the Language Barrier, the Culture, etc.

Unfortunately, if you pay Gringo prices for land or property in Central America you'll never be able to make any return on your investment. Additionaly, ensuring clear titile on land purchases in the region is more messy than anything I've ever seen in the U.S. Read Caveat Emptor!

Once you have a few years in country experience and mastery of the language you might consider buying something.

PM[/QUOTE]


Excellent post! As a disciple of the website [url]www.escapeartist.com[/url] and a traveler who has been to 10 different latin american countries looking at real estate - I would never consider moving to a country in central, south or caribbean latin america w/o renting for at least a year or so!

The difference between searching for real estate on the internet and paying gringo prices as compared to getting yourself "entrenched" and comfortable in a country and paying local prices - might save you ....oh around $100,000 usd or so........ :)

An important detail is both with titles and with squatting laws. Costa Rica has some strong squatters rights, so you can't just leave your land and hope to come back in a couple of years and find it intact.

From a discussion I had with my Taxi driver (who's wife is a lawyer), it seemed that Nicaragua was much better in this regard. I'd always recommend checking out on the local Ex-Pat discussion boards (check out Yahoo-Groups). I was going to start a group for Nicaragua, but like most stuff, I didn't do it, after my first visit. Another guy did, and it seems to be moving along good.

In the United States peoples right to their purchased property is sacrosanct but in some latin american countries the sytem is very different!

In Costa Rica for example laws protecting the right of squatters (or precaristas) dates back to the agrarian days of the late 19th c. when the government believed in everybody's equal right to own property. In an effort not to have the country bought up by rich, absentee land owners and have the majority of the populations working for other peoples gain - they developed very powerful laws protecting squatters rights.

Today, in Costa Rica if a person settles on your land and remains for a period of three months it can often be very difficult to move him. After one year he can lay claim and take possesion of the property as his own.

In Nicaragua, yes the situation is significantly better however it is never a good idea to purchase property and leave it largely untouched for a lengthy period of time. Only buy property that you have plans to develop reasonably soon. :)

Cheers,
FORD

i was in managua last saturday. like several posters have posted, managua is a very unusual latin america city. for example, there is no such thing as a central park or a downtown area. so, businesses and action tend to be rep001tered around a wide area. thus, making mongering very difficult.

at around 12 pm, i decided to check out this place called morena. tell any cabbie to take you to “semaforo el dorado” (the el dorado traffic light) from there just walk up the block towards a double story tan house, the house actually has a sign that says “morena bar.” when i went inside i was the only monger there. the place was immaculate. there were around 3 chicas , i give them a 5 at the most, they really weren’t my type. however, i didn’t feel like taking a hot ass taxi ride across town in rush hour traffic with 100 plus degree weather, no ac. i chose this petite chick. she said her name was maria and that she was 20. we went upstairs and her fee was 250 cordobas for half an hour. the upstairs room were really top notch. the room was huge and had air conditioning and a walk in closet. if this place wasn’t a cat house i would have considered staying here as a hotel guess. the girl told me that she loved brothers and gave a decent bbbj., then we did it several position and i came on her titties, i asked about anal, she said no. i thanked her and went on my way.

on my way back to my hotel, la casa blanca, $15 a night close to the tica bus terminal , i was being hassled by a group of guys trying to get me to go to their hotel. i normally ignore those little trolls until one of them said my favorite word in the spanish dictionary, “chicas.” i told him where? he said that he can arranged them to come to my room for 100 codobas and that they usually hang on the bar a block away from the tica bus station. i told him i was going take a quick shower and meet him at the tica bus station in 25 min. however, i was so tired from the brutal bumpy 8 hour bus ride from san jose to managua that i just feel asleep.

the next day i took a trip to granada. as i was getting off the bus a local offered to carry my bag and walk me to my hotel. as we were walking towards my place, i inquire about local action, he told me that around the central park sw start hanging around 10pm and the quality was quite good. at 10 pm i decided to walk towards the park. nevertheless, i saw a lot of unsavory looking characters on my way to the park so i decided to turn back and check the local non pro action. i went to three bars, they all are a block away from the bac bank. the first one i think the name was la fabrica, this place was basically a sausage party, way too many dudes, the gang type. the cover was 50 cordobas and was all you can drink domestic beer. the second place was called el nuit, it was directly across la fabrica, and the crowd in here was little too bourgeois and old for my taste. they had live music, i ordered a drink and left after 30 min. the last place was a bar/club named el club. this place had more chicks and high tourist density. there were a lot of older male expats there which i concluded was a sign that take out was available. an aussie day trader made small convo with me, i asked him about action and he told me that any girl in here was available for around 20 bucks a night. i thought that was a bargain since this place had a lot of 8’s,9\s and even few 10’s here and there. nevertheless, the aussie monger was wrong only the 7< were pros and even those weren’t too receptive of brothers when i approached them. so decided just to order a drink and just chill and enjoy the music. this older white chick made eye contact with me and came over to holla. she was a german and was in granada on vacation. to make a long story short, after 15 min of talking i had my hands all over her. i tried to take her back to my room , however, she was on her period and i don’t get down like that. i stayed with her 20 more min said good nite and went back to my room to sleep.

The area around Ticabus is full of gang members - no SW in Managua accepts 100 cords so you ran the risk using a tigre of getting robbed or getting what would have to be a hellish bag and a half for 1/2 the going streetwalker rate. 100 cords is US$5.88 right now.

Nothing happened either way but this would be low on the list of recommended practices for others if you want advice.

Note there are two Morenas - the one you mention is on Carretera Norte closer to Metrocentro - her other one near Bello Horizonte (details in my previous posts) is much better has more girls and also is clean and has A/C .

I am going to be in Nicaragua for 2 weeks ( Aug 15 - 29) to check chica places ; I am looking for hotels costing 20-30 dollars a night , clean, with fan or AC , secure and of course chica friendly.

I do not want to spend 40 dollars and above for a place where I will in all probability use for sleeping mostly.

Security, cleanliness and chica friendliness are the 3 main factors besides the cost factor. For Managua.

Write soon please; in return , I promise detailed and factual reports with photos.

Vic,

You may be able to find a hotel that will give you a good rate for weekly stays. I tried to save some money on my last trip there (only a few days), and had a pretty mediocre hotel stay. I ended up going back to the Almendra.

I did a quick search, but didn't find anything too reasonable. Perhaps if you contact a travel agency in Managua, they might be able to help you.

I know I am asking for a tall order BUT I was able to find in Granada where I will be also visiting a place called " Casa de Dona Pilar" where with negotiating I got a great room with satellite TV and free Internet day & night , a swimming pool,and chica friendly, for 30 dollars a day .

Their website address is : [url]www.granadanicaraguahotel.com[/url]

One of my objectives in going to Nicaragua is to prepare a list of clean,secure, chica friendly places in the price range of 20-30 dollars a night.

One must not forget that most Nicaraguans visiting from Granada, Leon or Matagalpa for business or vacation cannot afford the Princess or Intercontinental room charges. The key here is to find where they go .

I will keep the search.

[blue]Greetings everyone,

On 11-16-05 I was advised by email from the owners of Casa de Dona Pilar that they are most definately [b]NOT[/b] interested in doing any business with any member of this Forum.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

As per the same thing in his PM to me, there is no such thing in Managua that is not filthy, non A/C or in a terrible barrio. Maybe for a week the Hotel Santo Domingo Imperial which is $35 or so +IVA on their web site but they never reply to reservation inquiries and it is in the middle of nowhere at Km 8.5 C. Masaya, and there are cabs few and far between that far away from MetroCentro and the Zona Rosa.

Almendro at $46 with taxes is so far hard to beat.

I am sure even farther afield from Managua than Granada (which has zero opportunities) will be cheaper but what is the point with no girls or casas? The smaller the town the less you find as the girls are less anonymous.

Locals are not anywhere near as picky as tourists so I am sure you can find $10 rooms suitable for locals visiting the city but nobody in their right mind would stay there. I would question how welcome the sole gringo would be in a Nico cheap hotel especially bringing back Nica girls in front of them

Good luck with the quest. But for $10 it is hardly worth the effort.

[QUOTE=Todo Poderoso]

At around 12 pm, I decided to check out this place called morena. Tell any cabbie to take you to “semaforo el dorado” (the el dorado traffic light) from there just walk up the block towards a double story tan house, the house actually has a sign that says “morena bar.” [/QUOTE]

The cost for a taxi to take you right to the place won't be any different than stopping at a busy intersection and walking there.

Note also the Bello Horizonte original location is closed and all the operations are in the new place for Gina's place.

Hi all,

I just want to post a report on my latest visit to "Vale Todo" Club, in a neighborhood (or is it a street?) called Monsenior Lazcano. I went there on a Thursday night. I asked a cabbie to take me there, he seemed to know the place, so he took me there no problem (it was a bit expensive, because I used on of the cabbies outside the Intercontinental hotel, where I'm staying : $8 bucks, round trip).

Anyway, I got in, the guy at the door tells me that there's an admission fee of 25 cordobas that will be added to my tab, I say no problem, he lets me in and I see a few good looking girls, and not many men (kind of weird, it was already 10 PM). A table with 5 or 6 oriental guys drinking scotch, and me. That was it.

I ordered my ice cold "Toña", and 1 minute later, this very cute girl approaches me. Her name is Rebeca, tall brunette (or did she just look tall because of the ultra high heels she was wearing?), short red hair, very very nice ass, small but beautiful tits, great legs, wearing a glow-in the dark thong. Very nice first impression. So, she sits on my lap, starts touching my dick, and starts putting her tongue in one of my ears. We were talking for a while, and she asked me to dance with her, which I did. My hands were all over her ass and tits. All very exciting. We sit back down, and I was able to stick my finger right in her pussy. She didn't seem to care. She then asked my if I wanted to go to the "habitacion" (spanish for room), I reply "Yes, sure, why not. How much?" She goes: "130 USD one hour". I say "No way, it's outrageously expensive." She then suggested that I talk to the manager, which I did. He then agreed to let me have her for 110 bucks. I said that it was still expensive, and that I wasn't going for that. He then offered to let me have her for 100 bucks, which got me thinking (the girl was really hot). However, I said that I would only pay 80 US. The guy thought about it for a while and then said yes, I could have her for 4 Jacksons. Cool!

So we go inside the room, and she asks if she can have a drink. I ask her how much and she said 100 cordobas. I said OK, and the action started. The room was fairly clean, there was a bed in it (small, but a bed). Three condoms on the bedside table. She started by kissing me. I really liked that. She didn't look like she was going to rush it or anything. She looked very confortable and horny, which i thought was very cool. That made my hard on grow even more. Then she starts kissing my chest and going down. Next thing I know is that she has my dick in her mouth. BBBJ! Deep throat and everything. She asked if I wanted to finish in her mouth. I loved that. I was really turned on by that question. This girl gives great head! Three minutes later, I squirted all over her face. Great facial. After that she gave me a great massage. Then I started finger fucking her, and she asked me to fuck her doggie style, which I did. Then missionary, cowgirl, doggie again which made me come for the second time. No knock on the door yet, so we got to it a third time. A great fuck! And I think I spent more that an hour with her.

She gave me her phone number. I'm looking forward to seeing her again.

I liked the "vale todo club"

A couple useful points:


Other than the $15 airport to centro cab fare, the most a cab will cost (exclusive to you, e.g .not shared with others en route) is 30-40 Cordobas between Metrocentro/UCA and Monsenior Leszcano (or frankly, just about anywhere else in town). Since Plaza Inter is 1/2 way there (unless you meant the Intercontinental Real near Metrocentro), that would be about 20 Cords. So if a taxista wants more than this (which is no more than $2.50) , take another cab. There are taxis fixed to stands at the hotels, and they are not worth the money - walk to the street or the mall and save in this case 75%. Just on principle.

I am seeing an ex-Vale Todo girl. They get only 25% of the girl drinks ( CC they get 1/2) and they get less than $25 of the fee for all night, or at the time and thus are ripe for getting a cell # and meeting at closing or in the daytime.

She told me onsite for an hour is around C$500 to C$700 depending on the girl , certainly not nearly C$1400.

$80 US is C$1,344. All night for a Cueto Club girl is US$40 and a salida which they seemingly make up on the spot, around C$300 or C$400. There is not one chica in Managua worth $80 all night let alone on premises for an hour. None.

Polanco and Club Venus are C$500 on site (well Polanco is at the love hotel across the parking lot but it is included).

When you use the phone number make it clear she is not getting $80 for an hour or even all night at your hotel , which at both Intercontinentals will be a tough thing to get by the staff. C$500 to C$700 is enough for anyone all night and that is like 8 to 8. Call Pizza Hut for a C$200 special if need be.

I arrived a late ( 8:30 p.m.) at the International Airport and after talking to the Tourist guide at the airport for suggestions ( yes, there is a free Tourist guide ) who graciously phoned some hotels , among them Almendro, and they were full.
so, I decided to go to Estancia La Casona and a large room with AC plus morning breakfast came to 41 dollars taxes included; it is in the area where Sol y Luna is found . The Estancia is chica friendly and supervised by a very shy deskgirl but very businesslike.

I decided to hire for 16 dollars a taxi driver for 2 hours to be my guide and to take me around . We went to Polanco where security is heavy with 2 security guards in the parking lot inspecting even the trunks .

Inside for a late Monday evening there were at least 10 girls , most of them by themselves. I got offers to have a duo in my hotel room for 800 cordobas but did not take it.

I left and on the way back met a 7 chica asking for 20 dollars for as long as I wanted ; she claimed to be 22 with 2 small kids babysat by her mom. She was GFE , high heels with blinking lights on them, miniskirt , and a good attitude. She did BBBJ , missionary, perro, and she seemed to enjoy it , all of this after giving me a full body massage. Her name is Iliet or something like that. I met her on the Carretera Masaya.

Not bad for a Monday evening!

[QUOTE=You69Me]Are all the women as ugly as in the Photo Gallery here?

Thanks for any reply.[/QUOTE]

What an idiotic question. Yes they are. Please do not go.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]
I left and on the way back met a 7 chica asking for 20 dollars for as long as I wanted ; she claimed to be 22 with 2 small kids babysat by her mom. She was GFE , high heels with blinking lights on them, miniskirt , and a good attitude. She did BBBJ , missionary, perro, and she seemed to enjoy it , all of this after giving me a full body massage. Her name is Iliet or something like that. I met her on the Carretera Masaya.

Not bad for a Monday evening![/QUOTE]

For how long? The going rate is C$200 ($11.90) and all night no more than C$500 ($29). For C. Masaya girls. Still if it was more than an hour and more than one time it was fairly priced. Lots of real hardcore girls there so be vigilent.

Well, you may be right as I am new in this city and country ; but it was 1 a.m. and my dick was hard ; she was young looking with these blinking high heels platform shoes and a very short denim skirt and a nice hard body.

I spent 1 1/2 to 2 hrs with a full massage before sex.

They seem all after midnight to ask for 20 dollars . Thanks for the information .
Polanco girls on the ground floor seem too concerned about money ; this girl told me she had been living with a French Canadian for a year and had the right attitude.

You are right on one point concerning hotels : the 10 to 20 dollar hotel rooms in the Tica bus area are definitely not for North American as to standards : rain can seep in the rooms, sometimes there is no hot water or just one slim towel is provided or the room is dark even when the sun is shining outside ; on top of that, after 10 p. m. I was forewarned by the receptionist to watch for "" ladrones"or robbers. It definitely was not worth the risk, so I upgraded to 46 dollars a night at Santo Domingo Imperial with breakfast included and air-conditioned as well as chica friendly.

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Hi all,

I just want to say that you should all be very very careful with these girls on Carretera Masaya. If you're don't pay attention, some of them will steal from you, especially the ones outside the Pharao's Casino.

One night I figured that I would walk from my hotel (Intercontinental Metrocentro) to the casino, and then I would take a cabbie to some strip joint. That would save me the taxi fare. I would save a few bucks, the hell I did. As I was walking past the chiken restaurant (Tip top), one tall, not very good looking girl approached me, asking me if I wanted her service (200 cordobas). She offered a massage and a blow job, and I said no thanks. As I kept walking she hugged me from behind and tried to put one of her arms around my neck I told her to stop, and to leave me alone. She scared the shit out of me. I turned around when I felt her hand extracting my wallet from my pocket, which I didn't allow of course. However she did manage to steal two 10 dollar bills I was carrying outside my wallet, as I found out later. So, to make a long story short I had to grab both of her hands and tell her to fuck off. I was a second away from punching her in the face if she pulled out a knife or something. Luckily for me, a cabbie saw the whole thing and offered to help. He ended up taking me to the casino, and being my driver for the rest of the night.

I thought that neighborhood was supposed to be one of the best in Managua, the "Zona Rosa", where the rich and the tourists go. but even there you can get mugged. NEVER walk alone at night. not even in the Zona Rosa. and be extra-careful when hiring one of these girls.

They will try to do little or nothing in the room , want $ in advance and will try to rip you off there too. Avoid.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]
They seem all after midnight to ask for 20 dollars . Thanks for the information .
Polanco girls on the ground floor seem too concerned about money ; this girl told me she had been living with a French Canadian for a year and had the right attitude.
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They ask for $20 because they know that you'll pay them $20 (C$340). The price is C$200, which is $11.50, so, please don't ruin it for others by paying close to double. It is NOT $20 after 12 a.m. They only start working in any numbers arond 10 p.m. to begin with.

The Polanco girls downstairs that is a matter of negotiation, they know upstairs the "real strippers" are C$500 room included thus they can't ask for more than that, e.g. C$200 for an hour like the rest. Are you negotiating with them in Spanish?

For the location and despite they have a pool I think USD$46 for Hotel Santo Domingo is too much for a room. It is too far away for me and I have a car and driver at my disposal. They have posted rates on the rate card (at the register) and on the internet much lower than that - what happened?

Guys like the DR WAS, there are lots of good looking available girls and a lot more you can pick up in bars and stores etc., and there is no need to agree to the first price quoted for girls , hotels etc., it is a land of haggling.

Thank you for telling it like it is when it comes to prices for hotels and chicas !
You are quite right to say Santo Domingo Imperial hotel price is high; I did mention that on the web site price quoted is 35 bucks but I was told that prices have been changed but the website manager is late in registering these new prices and not knowing any comparable hotel in Metro Centro area or Zona rosa as to standards and chica frienliness I decided to pay what was asked.

I think they also took me for a ride by asking 5 dollars to wash and iron 5 pieces of jeans and T-shirts; they also charged me 3 dollars for a local phone girl with a girl in Managua calling from the hotel.

As to Carretera Masaya chicas, yes, they may be dangerous but I was in a taxi with the driver who steered me away from Transvestites he called dangerous and how to spot them even under heavy make up that could fool the unsuspecting monger.
I will make sure to keep the prices down for me and for other mongers; yes, I can haggle in spanish and manage well enough to be understood and to understand.

Thanks for the advice !

I did buy the paper called " Nuevo Diario " and was quite pleased to see under "Belleza" in B2-Masajes about 14 ads for massages ; the paper is published every day and is sold for 5 cordobas ( 16.8 cordobas for one dollar).
Here is how one ad read : Te ofrezco masajes,llamar al 863-4970 .

I did not check them as I prefer to see first before buying but it could be worth a try !

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]I did buy the paper called " Nuevo Diario " and was quite pleased to see under "Belleza" in B2-Masajes about 14 ads for massages ; the paper is published every day and is sold for 5 cordobas ( 16.8 cordobas for one dollar).
Here is how one ad read : Te ofrezco masajes,llamar al 863-4970 .

I did not check them as I prefer to see first before buying but it could be worth a try ![/QUOTE]

Any that are worded like that are "domicilio" (they come to you) and are a guess as to how ugly they are when they arrive, and tend to ask for ridiculous amounts, like C$600. Some are men as well, if that is your bag. Numbers that are not starting with a 2 are cell phones. This one is an 86 so that is a PCS cell.

Note without good Spanish and an understanding of directions in Managua talking on the phone is very frustrating as there are no street names, no numbers on the buildings and all directions are by a starting landmark, directions relative to the lake and the sun. Also if you sound like a girngo the price quoted is often higher, than locals. I have my driver canvass them all and we tell them on arrival we already know the rate. They also overstate the number of girls on site by roughly 100%

The ones with addresses are casas, and almost all are a waste of time other than those filed tested by yours truly several dozen times. Example, Bellamary's is a clip joint, Tantras is a hole in a shitty barrio. I have been to every one and check out every new one every trip. Read my past posts and stick with those ones.

If you have interenet access Diario is online with their clasificados as well so you don't need to pay the C$5 if you are not going to read the whole paper.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]Thank you for telling it like it is when it comes to prices for hotels and chicas !
You are quite right to say Santo Domingo Imperial hotel price is high; I did mention that on the web site price quoted is 35 bucks but I was told that prices have been changed but the website manager is late in registering these new prices and not knowing any comparable hotel in Metro Centro area or Zona rosa as to standards and chica frienliness I decided to pay what was asked.

I think they also took me for a ride by asking 5 dollars to wash and iron 5 pieces of jeans and T-shirts; they also charged me 3 dollars for a local phone girl with a girl in Managua calling from the hotel.

As to Carretera Masaya chicas, yes, they may be dangerous but I was in a taxi with the driver who steered me away from Transvestites he called dangerous and how to spot them even under heavy make up that could fool the unsuspecting monger.
I will make sure to keep the prices down for me and for other mongers; yes, I can haggle in spanish and manage well enough to be understood and to understand.

Thanks for the advice ![/QUOTE]

OK, El Almendro where you could have stayed (if one reads the advice here and heeds it hint, hint, hint) for the same amount, charges local calls by the time of the call - one to a hard wire phone, e.g. with a 2 is about 10 cents for a minute or so. I will make 10-12 calls on a trip and pay maybe $4 when I check out. They charge $10 for the entire washer and dryer for a load washed and dried. I just use the sink, actually and they have irons in the rooms.

At what you paid H.S.D. is too far from anything to be of practical value since there is no "value" , mongers take heed.

On C. Masaya there are no travesties as they are called - they are on the road where the Alhambra Cinema is off (west) of C. Masaya. Though enough females on the Carretera are ugly enough to qualify as guys. TS's are also near Hospital Militar at the top of the hill.

I finally did go to El Almendro on Sunday August 28 and I am happy to report that definitely standards and price are way better at El Almendro than at Santo Domingo.
First, Almendro is closer to the action ( a mile at the most from Metro Centro where the Food Court is a real plus , plus available semi-pro chicas in the Mall if one is willing to smile and start a chat).

Secondly , El Almendro provides a Microwave oven ( not Santo Domingo) and a larger size fridge and plenty of cutlery, dishes and glasses if one wants to eat in( not so at Santo Domingo).

Furniture quality and lamps beat by a long shot Santo Domingo.

Guys, I experienced it at both places. El Almendro is definitely a better deal over all.
Sometimes though, it is booked solid ; I would appreciate knowing a second similar hotel for times when El Almendro is booked solid.

I hit the Carretera Masaya with the help of a taxista( taxi driver ) at five dollars for an hour and cruised around ; it was approx. 8 p.m. and there were about 5 girls, Sunday August 28.

Two thirtyish chicas and two early twenties chicas.

Grand Pollo is right : A curvaceous twenty offered to come to my hotel for 200 cordobas and I sensed I could haggle the price down but out of sympathy accepted.
She was the GFE as she did BBBJ and french kissing and moaning and seemingly enjoying herself.

A relaxing Sunday before hitting the pillows for a good night sleep. Thanks Grand Pollo for showing the way to the right price.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]I hit the Carretera Masaya with the help of a taxista( taxi driver ) at five dollars for an hour and cruised around ; it was approx. 8 p.m. and there were about 5 girls, Sunday August 28.

Two thirtyish chicas and two early twenties chicas.

Grand Pollo is right : A curvaceous twenty offered to come to my hotel for 200 cordobas and I sensed I could haggle the price down but out of sympathy accepted.
She was the GFE as she did BBBJ and french kissing and moaning and seemingly enjoying herself.

A relaxing Sunday before hitting the pillows for a good night sleep. Thanks Grand Pollo for showing the way to the right price.[/QUOTE]

I didn't say you could negotiate down from C$200 , the price is C$200. There are limits to being cheap. What I did say is US$20 is not the price ever.

NB: The five onsite are due to 8 p.m. being a trifle early in the summer. Around 10 p.m. there should be maybe 20.

I arrived in Managua last Saturday and was met by a driver Luis that was suggested by Grand Pollo. I checked into the El Alemandra as suggested and cleaned up after my flight.

About and hour later my driver picked me up and took me to a casino to kill some time till about 9:30. We went down the strip to check on the action and picked up an absolutly georgous girl. She was pretty and had nice DSLs nice body and young., 18 or so.

After a brief negotiation by Luis she setteled on $40 for the night. We went to a disco to hang for a while and she also agreed to go to San Juan Del Sur for a coouple of days with me. We then back to the hotel.

She was young and inexperianced but she gave good bbj and then we fucked for about and hour.

After waking up in the morning a got a quickie and showered. It was then that without the make up I started to become suspicious that she was probably younger than she presented herself to be, even though she had a baby.

I then decided not to take her withme as I didnt want problems just in case.

It was awsome. All I can say is Grand Pollo is the master. He knows his stuff. The only thing he was wrong about was He said the chances for a weekend escort were slim to none, it was very possible.

On to SJDS.

I have met on the Internet a mature lady ( 40-year old +) and travelled to meet her in person. She is the mother of three daughters , one working part-time, and the other two unemployed or student.

The first night, I managed only a kiss on the lips after paying a full dinner.

The second night , after going night clubbing and dancing, I managed a French kiss.
The third night , I was able to bed her but she refused to spend the night because of what her daughters and extended family would think of her if she did so; she never managed to tell her daughters and office colleagues that we had slept together and made love.

So guys, you can understand that in Nicaragua it is difficult to sleep with a girlfriend the same we do it over here in the great free land of North America.

Behave accordingly!

[QUOTE=FastFishRacer]

After a brief negotiation by Luis she setteled on $40 for the night. We went to a disco to hang for a while and she also agreed to go to San Juan Del Sur for a coouple of days with me. We then back to the hotel.

It was awsome. All I can say is Grand Pollo is the master. He knows his stuff. The only thing he was wrong about was He said the chances for a weekend escort were slim to none, it was very possible.

On to SJDS.[/QUOTE]

$40 for the night is a little high maybe by $10 for the street girls. But not terrible. All Nicas have cedulas after age 15. Always ask for it. Always. I would not normally recommend a street girl for all night let alone a weekend trip but there are always diamonds in the rough. So in all fairness I didn't even think of suggesting a street girl for that, since there is really no vouching for them which you have a bit in a casa.

I have been pretty unimpressed with the street girls, you did OK so it sounds as long as she is legal. I would not travel with her unless you are certain. And you are not so wise move.

I have been to Costa Rica several times over the past five years, and think it is time for a change. My fellow gringos with more money than sense have driven P4P prices through the roof. Also, the hotels and resturants are nowhere near the prices they were only five years ago.

Also, although I have always had a good time in CR, I just have to go someplace new. I guess it is just the adventurer in me. I can speak enough Spanish to get by, so speaking English is not really important to me.

I have always had a good time with the Nicas in CR, so thought it would be interesting to check out Nicaragua. What do you all think of how Nica and CR compare? Is it worthwhile spending 10 days here or not?

Thanks in advance

greetings from the cardiac recovery unit in the managua hospital! i am here recovering after being absolutely fucked-to-death by an old girlfriend that worked at vale todo years ago, and one of her friends.

on saturday afternoon i was driving across managua to go pick up lila and her friend at 2:00 in the afternoon. i had asked lila to invite a friend so i'm thinking that lila's friend will probably be fat, ugly, and a cold fish in bed. but i wanted her to invite someone that she is comfortable with. if she is in bed with someone whom she likes, and trusts, and is a friend, well … then i am going to have more fun with both of them because they will be more comfortable with one another. so, in order to have a fun 3-some, i was willing to take one for the team and do lila and her homely friend. i can always focus on lila and the sex would still be tremendous. i pull up in front of lila's hut and she walks out in this tight, long red dress that really accents her cute little ass. and then walking right behind her is this totally hot, i mean really sexy, tiny, spinner friend of hers. stephani is wearing really tight, low-slung hip-hugger jeans, killer ass, flat cute little tummy, she has breasts (not tiny like lila, but real tits) and this really pretty face, with big kissable lips (angelina jolie lips), and pretty, thick hair. i mean stephani was really cute and totally hot …… not the fat, ugly chic i was anticipating. her lips were really great and she was really quite good at how she used them. she had a magnificent little tummy. she is really sexy. in the car on the way to the hotel lila is totally cool, laughing with stephani, and i am visiting with stephani and not only is she totally hot, but she is really a fun person. i am thinking i have died and gone to heaven, but first i have hit the lottery.

we get to the hotel and visit for a while and the whole time i am just lusting for stephani so she and lila peel off their clothes and stephani's body is absolutely killer. perfect sized breasts, long nipples, perfect legs, and a beautiful pussy with just the right amount of hair. lila doesn't have any tits but i love her tummy (you could bounce cordobas on that thing), and she has the best little ass, and i think the cutest pussy in the world! i wish i could describe how incredible it was. we start out by lila saying that she and i know each other's bodies quite well, so i should direct my initial attention to stephani and we two should get to know one another better. always being the gentleman, i rollover and start sucking on these perfect breasts and nipples and touching every inch of stephani's body. at first it was a bit awkward as lila is walking around the room while i am eating-out stephani and stephani is a bit tense watching lila walk around, and then stephani's first orgasm kicks in and all inhibitions are lost. after her first waves of the bit "o" subside she now pulls my head out of her crotch, slides on the first (of many) condom, and we start fucking away. stephani is really enjoying getting fucked, lila is moving about the room, and i am focused until stephani gets the dick-in-the-pussy "o" #2. this was basically the modus operandi for the rest of the afternoon. i would eat stephani while lila was sucking me off, i would be fucking lila while fingering stephani, as soon as stephani would cum i would hop on lila and bring her to an orgasm. it was absolutely incredible. by my count i am guessing that lila came at least 6-8 times, and stephani somewhere from 4-6 "o's".

at one time i laid on my back and had stephani climb onto my face and i went to town eating her pussy. this was marvelous because i could lay there and lick away, while touching her entire body and watching her really get into it. she was really working the headboard of the bed. next thing i know i fell these lips around my dick, and sucking away. now, i am thinking this is about as close to heaven as a man can get. i love eating pussy, and stephani was straddling my face, with the feeling of my dick in a woman's mouth. then i can feel lila stop the blow-job (i can't see her because stephani is riding my face) and hear her grab a condom and put it on me. then i can feel lila climb aboard and start fucking me! now, just imagine this pleasure. one totally hot woman, with perfect tits and nipples and tummy is quite literally fucking my face, while another starts screaming her orgasm while she is riding my cock! i only wish i had more eyes so i could have watched lila as well as stephani. this was as good as any porno i have ever watched … only it was me in there doing the hot babes!!!!

the crowning orgasm of the afternoon came when i realized that both stephani and lila had relaxed and were both totally comfortable with all of us fucking one another. i am literally between lila's legs and fucking away and she is in the throws of one of her screaming orgasms when up behind me a hand comes between my legs and starts playing with my balls. stephani is rubbing her perfect tits and tummy against my back and playing with my balls while i am bringing lila to climax. tell me this didn't feel absolutely incredible. lila lays there completely satisfied, my dick is still in her, so i turn around and start making out with stephani. lila's done … so stephani pulls me down on the bed and shoves my head between her legs and i love eating her pussy. stephani is moaning and purring, i'm loving it, and then lila comes back to live and starts rubbing my entire body and playing with my balls. on comes condom #127 (yeah right) and i slide into stephanie. we are now pumping away, stephani is moaning, rolling her eyes and wrapping herself around me, i am staring into this beautiful face, deep french kissing her, fucking away and lila is all over my body touching me, rubbing her body up against mine as i am fucking stephani and then lila really starts playing with and working my balls between my legs as i am getting stephani off. next thing i know, it hits me, these two are going to get me off!!!! gold mine! so i am fucking away, stephani is starting to cum, lila is playing with me and wham … the big one! i am cuming like a fountain inside of stephani. that was tremendous. you can see why this was probably the best three hours of sex in my life.

lila never in the past was all that into blow jobs (she always has loved receiving oral). this afternoon she was into sucking on me like no woman i have ever been with. i mean she really was into going down on me …… and she was really good at it. so, she must have learned it from somewhere? probably her old dancehall days. anyway, the crème-de-la-crème was that we three were all getting dressed for me to take the girls home. i had already gotten on my shirt and my pants and was standing by the bed when lila comes out of the bathroom fully dressed in her blouse and dress. stephani is still in the bathroom getting ready. lila pushes me back on the bed and says to me that she has to have it one more time! i say, you're kidding, we are all dressed. just once more, quickly she says and grabs my pants and pulls them completely down and immediately pounces on my now erect dick. she takes all of one minute sucking-me-off like she is dying of hunger and my cock is the only meat-cycle she has ever had. while she's blowing me she slides off her skirt and panties then climbs up on the bed, rolls over onto her back and spreads her legs. not being one to ever deny a young lady her wildest desires (and this was getting pretty wild), i slip on a condom, climb on top and stick it in. now, my bare ass is pumping away in the air and lila is quite literally moaning pretty loud and she probably climaxes within less than 45 seconds. by now stephani has come out into the room and just is laughing while lila is cumming and i am pumping away. lila then probably had her hugest orgasm of the afternoon and i thought this tiny little thing was going to squeeze the actual life out of me!!!! it was like a total porn movie. so, we take a few minutes and all get dressed again and lila starts smiling and looking at me …… so i hold up my fingers like a cross holding back a vampire to keep her away.

it was an incredible afternoon of sex. both women were totally hot, both were fucking and sucking like i have never had, and they even helped each other while i was fucking the other one. it was easily the very best sex i have ever had in my life. while i was straightening the room with the girls in the bathroom, i picked up 8 …… that is correct … 8 …… used condoms. and it was my dick that was inside all 8 condoms, which in turn were inside two hot chicks many, many times!

I plan to be in Managua on December 24 in the evening . I have two important questions begging answers from the experienced :

1) Is there action for mongers on December 24 ? If so, where should I investigate ? I am talking here of a place to pick up semi-pros with whom I could pass a few hours at a bar and then take her to bed.

2) What about public bus transportation ? I have plans to go and visit some locations like Leon, Granada , Esteli ? Is bus transportation provided on the 24th and the 25th?

It has been mentioned that a disco called El Chaman is a good place to meet young Nicas without having to pay for taking her to bed . Anybody has been to that disco ?

Do Nicas expect gifts at that time of the year and if so what are they mostly looking for ?

Thanks to all.

Vic the 24th-26th are deader than dead. Even Burger King is closed, McDonalds, malls, restaurants, bars, nearly everything except gas stations. If you have no chica to meet it is a waste of a visit. I DO have and I still am not arriving until the 26th and then at 9 p.m. Last year was a bust.

The girls are nearly welded to their families at Xmas and NY Eve as well. And you trust me are not part of the picture.

There are a LOT of buses north and south - the smaller ones - microbuses leave from UCA - well the other side and go all over the place - for $20 or so you can buy all the seats and get the whole thing to yourself - ask as some are local and some (most) are expresos.

There are really cheap buses that leave near Huembes Market but you would not want to save the $2 and use them , and they stop every 50 feet.

Ticabus and Nicabus as well head to Costa Rica or towards Honduras and some will stop enroute in major towns in on the main highway (2). They are like Greyhound buses.

Never heard of that disco - I am there in 3 weeks and can look, though Nico discos are not what I would recommend without a bodyguard.

Due to someone or someones making asses of themselves with attempts at bringing in obvious minors from Carretera Masaya or a different girl two times a day they are limiting "guests" to one if you pay for a double. Other girls who come incur a charge of $50 US for the privilege of coming in and all have to provide cedulas and also sign a registration card.

This happened between August and October as they told me last week.

The one totally monger friendly place around the corner about a block from El Al is Casa Real, $65 single, $75 double, bring in girls that don't stay all night you pay single - they are there the next day you pay double for that night only. It is a very nice place and used to have a great brothel across the street, which might explain their liberal policy.

Note I suspect after 10 p.m., 6 p.m. on Sundays when the office girls have cleared out , an 80 cent package of cigarettes is an adequate bribe for the guards who will not give two shits what you do. Clear the girl out before 8 a.m. when the office staff or worse, the owner arrive.

Gran Pollo, thanks for the info regarding the bus system to go to Leon. I got the word from a female friend living in Managua that bars and restaurants are OPEN on Christmas eve and Christmas day !

Regarding El Chaman, the disco, the information I got is the following : " El Chaman is just one block away from the Inter-Continental MetroCentro Hotel, del Inter Metro Centro one cuadra arriba, 278-6111. Attended by plenty of security personnel the entire time you are there. Thursday to Saturday from 8 p.m. till 3 a.m. Salsa, cumbia and merengue music. Mostly college students.

The new policy at El Almendro will cost quiet mongers more. Has anybody checked Hotel Europeo ( del Canal ) at 37 dollars + taxes for a private room with bath?

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]Gran Pollo, thanks for the info regarding the bus system to go to Leon. I got the word from a female friend living in Managua that bars and restaurants are OPEN on Christmas eve and Christmas day !

Regarding El Chaman, the disco, the information I got is the following : " El Chaman is just one block away from the Inter-Continental MetroCentro Hotel, del Inter Metro Centro one cuadra arriba, 278-6111. Attended by plenty of security personnel the entire time you are there. Thursday to Saturday from 8 p.m. till 3 a.m. Salsa, cumbia and merengue music. Mostly college students.

The new policy at El Almendro will cost quiet mongers more. Has anybody checked Hotel Europeo ( del Canal ) at 37 dollars + taxes for a private room with bath?[/QUOTE]

Well I was there the 25th- Jan 1 last year and nothing was open (25th, most of the 26th and the 1st) day or night but the food stores in the Esso and Texaco. i am not counting the "Gringo Motel" Nico bars (the gringo goes in and doesn't come out) but maybe. I don't think so, as we were all over the barrios and it was dead dark, dead quiet nothing.

Also note - there are NO cambistas either so getting cordobas is a hassle. I now leave with 2-3000 each trip.

The El Al policy is $50 PER GIRL. Other than the one you check in with. A girl a night you are paying $95 a day. Europeo is not GF at all, it is in fact a place that runs a program for drug addict kids or something so no surprise there.

If I find a better place I am keeping it to myself from now on. Nobody can be discreet and ruin it for all. Coming in at 2 a.m. shitfaced drunk and noisy with two street girls is not too subtle.

Casa Real, 1 block away is a better choice. Don't ask don't tell policy.

No idea where the disco is. I presume my driver would. I don't go to discos anyway.

Get to the microbus area early and pay for all the seats (8) as the don't leave until full and full is really full with 8 in a Toyota van. $16-20 for the whole thing is pretty good.

I was wondering if anyone had any info on the Corn Islands or the Atlantic Coast. About a year ago I was visitng Mangagua and hooked up with a girl, a Nica, I met in one of the casas in El Salvador. She mentioned that another monger guy she met there told her he was heading to the Atlantic Coast. When she asked to go with him he told her it would be a sin pecado to bring a girl there kinda of like bringing sand to the beach. Maybe it is a good non-pro scene. Any experience out that way?

As for Managua, I did hit the Diamond Club and the newly opened Elite..both rip off joints. I had a few drinks and watch the shows but that was it. Later I went to the Matrix disco across from Tre Fratellis on Masaya. Lots of hot young Nicas shaking it. Got a phone number and we went out the next night. The staff at the Seminole gave me a hard time letting her in after dinner (she was conservatively dressed). After some cajoling and getting kinda pissed the guy gave up and said if I could get past the front desk fine with him. Luckily there was no one watching at that moment and we darted upstairs.

So anyone done any exploring in Atlantico?

Are there ANY hotels in Managua that are chica friendly without a fee?

[QUOTE=Tuna Man]Are there ANY hotels in Managua that are chica friendly without a fee?[/QUOTE]

I was last there is January. I found that the Holiday Inn Select is not only comfortabe, clean and new but also "friendly". I "pushed the issue" and nobody gave me any problems even though the elevator to the floors is directly across from the front desk- I think it is probably your best bet.

I have heard the Crowne Plaza can be a headache to bring in girls.

cheers........

[QUOTE=Tuna Man]Are there ANY hotels in Managua that are chica friendly without a fee?[/QUOTE]

Casa Real doesn't care if you bring in an antelope as long as it has a cedula. Novel pricing - $65 single but if she stays all night then it is a double only for that night:$75.

10 visitors a day though, no concerns and no charge. It is a block south of the Almendro. Has a web site, not handy to me now but easy to find on google.

Hey that sounds like fun! Where can I find a really HORNY antelope in Managua????

[QUOTE=Rabo Verde]Hey that sounds like fun! Where can I find a really HORNY antelope in Managua????[/QUOTE]

Casa de los Antelopes.

Actually the girls at Club Venus across from Aqui Polancos come close to livestock generally, so you could start there.

Guys, I understand Gran Pollo reluctance to provide more hotel names to mongers who display conduct unbecoming to sophisticated mongers.
I am willing to take a chance ; so , here is TWO hotel names you can rely on for being chica friendly :

1) Hotel Santo Domingo Imperial, telephone 505-276-0332-42, email [email]info@santodomingoimperial.com[/email]
As of August , the going rate was 46 dollars with tax included; if the chica sleeps until 6 or later you pay double rate that is to my recollection 10 or 15 dollars more.
Address : Carretera a Masaya Km. 8 1/2

2) Estancia La Casona, telephone 266 1685
As of August , the going rate was 36 dollars with tax 41 dollars , single rate. If the chica does not stay past 5 , you pay single. I do not know about the extra if she stays, so ask.
Address : Canal 2 , 1 C al lago 50 Vrs abajo, Casa No 1215; a good taxi driver should find his way.

As always, guys, BEHAVE !
Good luck!

I suggested in PM to someone, the Santo Domingo Imperial - tip - call them vs. using their web-mail system since they don't bother to reply.

It is quite a distance from the Metrocentro area - at Km 8.5 so you are 5 miles away from the centre and that far south there is dick all to see, do or buy - it is 4.999 miles from the streetwalker girls on C. Masaya for example.

With a driver or car it is OK and has a nice pool too.

The rooms are VERY plain. Cross between a hostel and a hotel in Texas in the 60's.

Don't know the other one, depends where Canal 2 is. Don't know if they mean a TV station Channel 2 or there are numbered canals.

Vic were you a guest in both or did you just call or ask? They may say anything to get you in there.

Hi Guys,

Nice tip! This is the first time I had heard of the Hotel Santo Domingo Imperial. Decent looking rooms, grounds and pool and according to their website only 5 minutes from Managua's downtown! (anybody tell me where the hell Managua's downtown is? :D)

Being centrally located in MGA is important as everything is so spreadout. I asked once about the Best Western Las Mercedes by the airport. If I had stayed there I would have spent my entire vacation in a taxi.

How is the Presidential Suite at the Hotel SDI? $70 isn't bad if the room is a big improvment over the singles.


cheers..........

Well , I did stay twice in Santo Domingo Imperial and once in Estancia La Casona last August.

Imperial has a pool, a reasonable breakfast area and a bar and a pleasant reception area. It is more like a Motel but an average one. Yes, it is 5 kms away from Metro Centro ( about 25 - 30 Cordobas , about 1.50 dollar) to get to Metro Centro by taxi. You can walk( 4 minutes) to 24-hr gas stations which provide an enclosed area for fast food together with a small convenience store to buy staple items ( beer, chips, bottled water, bread, milk,etc.). The hotel room has a small fridge and a good color TV with cable.

Estancia La Casona is close to the area where you find the offices of the Embassy of Costa Rica . No it is not a TV Canal . Here is their address in Spanish : Del Canal 2, 1 cuadra al lago ( norte), 1/2 cuadra abajo( oeste), Bolonia. Their website [url]www.estancialacasona.com[/url] They provide room service, ironing,fax & internet, private parking and airport shuttle.

(anybody tell me where the hell Managua's downtown is? )

Ford ...... great comment. I loved it. You had me rolling in laughter.

Vic - the address Km 8 1/2 on C. Masaya means it is 8.5 Km not 5 from MetroCentro where the highway starts. With a driver or infinite patience to hail cabs it is an OK choice.

Ford there is no downtown - what there was was destroyed along with 50,000 people in about 4 minutes in 1972 by an earthquake. Nobody wants to rebuild much near where it happened. The old cathedral near the Palacio National is near ground zero.

The la Casona web site looks suspiciously like the Santo Domingo web site, perhaps the same principals. No idea what they mean by Canal 2, though in Spanish Canal is Channel. Bolonia is an OK location, Sol y Luna is there and you are fairly close to the Msr. Lescano area with a few casas. Lots of hoodlums at night though, and way too many hippie backpackers.

Ford is bang on: the location of the Las Americas is horrible unless you want to live in a car, the one advantage is the ability no not use a taxi to go to the airport which is 50 feet away. The Camino Real is bad for the same reason.

I know Ford quite well and he also really knows Managua well. He was joking when he asked where downtown is. It was a good joke.

Canal 2 is one of the principal television stations in Managua. It is located in the barrio of Bolonia, about 5-6 blocks south of the Tica Bus terminal.

The '72 quake "officially" killed 20,000 people in Managua. Modern geological and civil engineering would easily allow the rebuilding of large buildings in what was formerly "downtown" and where everyone says they cannot build. Gee ... aren't the new Casa Presidencial and the new Telcor buildings smack dab in the heart of this "no construction" zone? Bolanos has enough to worry about without having his office collapse around him!

I'm going to have a look at this hotel in December I think.

Accept my regrets for the confusion I may have created . Yes, it is 8.5 kms and yes it is a TV channel.

I still think though the prices , in spite of the distance, are good for a monger willing to pay a taxi a few dollars.

I agree the prices are quite fair, if chicas are not an issue then even better. The SD is simple but a great pool makes up a bit for that, and I think the la Casona is worth a look so I will drop in this month. Bolonia is a better location given the two choices, than 5 miles south of town.

[QUOTE=Noguera] Bolanos has enough to worry about without having his office collapse around him![/QUOTE]

In all my travels, Managua is not only just about the only city I've ever been to w/o a downtown area it may also be about the only place w/o numbered streets. Ask a girl that you meet for her home address and she gets out a compass and a surveyors' map! :D

......"I live in the red house that is 100 meters south of the big green house that is 50 meters west of the corner with the Texaco station on it."

The problem with rebuilding MGA is that it has an active fault line running directly underneath the center of the city and [secretly] everyone is waiting for the next "Big One"!
cheers all.........
(Hi Noguera)

I realize this isn't naked girl talk ... nor fucking hot chicas information ... but Managua is such a funky and surreal place you just have to enjoy its total absurdness!

Ford is "almost" correct in his discussion of street locations. Actually, when the chica you are dying to fuck is giving you directions she never uses north, south, east, or west (no one even knows these directions). They always use "al lago", towards the lake (north); "a las montanas", towards the mountains (south); "arriba", where the sun comes up (east); and "abajo", where the sun goes down (west).

My favorite marker point in Managua is "el arbol", which is near Monsenor Lezcano. El Arbol is translated as "the tree". Now how do you find the fucking tree in a Central American city with maybe 10 million trees? Not "a" tree ... but "the" tree! The best hoot of all is that for maybe 10 years there was not a tree at the corner which was known as "el arbol". Ex-president Aleman (when he wasn't too busy embezzling millions) actually had a ceremony where he physically planted a tree at "el arbol" ......... only in Nicaragua. What a country!

Never heard other than "sur" for south though. Also directions are fequently from where things used to be most notably Donde fue Sandy's. So a visitor needs to know the former location of landmarks, and as you point out, the tree.

And named traffic lights, such as the semaforo rubenia or el dorado.

I sent mail to someone with such directions, using a part of a barrio as the start (Villa Libertad part of Villa Venezuela) , a hardware store, then description with colors of the house, and compass turns,and a card got there is a little over 10 days. Vs. the DR where they have addresses but the delivery standard is, well, never.

It is amazing isn't it? I cannot believe that the local DHL driver/mailman can find the little shacks, alley-ways, and toe-paths in the barrios of Managua. Did you send your's via regular mail or DHL? It is even more amazing that regular mail was delivered. Many times I have sent DHL to ……

desde la clinica salud Villa Venezuela
un media cuadra abajo, once andenes a las montañas,
una cuadra y media arriba
translated …
from the health clinic in Villa Venezuela
you go ½ block west, then 11 alleys/toe-paths south
then back 1½ blocks east
Without knowing more, there are only maybe 5-6 huts at this location!

Villa Libertad and Villa Venezuela are the two roughest barrios in the City. You must have been sending something to a "working girl" as that is the poorest part of Managua where a hell of a lot of the girls live.

I think Jackson gives its senior members some wide discretion when it comes to conversations like these. Afterall, painting a picture of a city or country for those who have never visited is an important part of the decision process of where to go and what to expect when you arrive.

No, this conversation may not be specifically naked girl talk, but then again its just as important a part of planning your trip.

(besides its always fun to listen to Noguera's acerbic, sarcastic ramblings about corrupt government officials and misappropriated government largess) :D

cheers.........

I tip my hat for the compliment, Ford. Have I ever told you about the video of ex-President Aleman with a goat? I'll tell you over a beer next time at Casa Lorena.

There are a lot of people in Villa Libertad/Venezuela and yes she was a working girl, she worked for the Ministry of Health when I knew her, and she still does. So that counts as working, right?

Another card to a girl working in the BAC building got there as fast, addressed just to the girl, her company, BAC buidling, C. Masaya. Didn't even need landmarks for that one when it is a landmark in its own right.

Both cases it was regular mail and service was quite good. I have to think the mailman gets to know who lives where in the barrios.

In Plaza Familiar strip mall on Carretera Masaya, a new night club has opened.

At the Galeria shopping centre , still in Carretera Masaya, there is a cinema place, and La Colonia grocery store where one can find a deli, a lunch area, and even Haagen Daz ice cream.

I should mention, though I have no interest in Santo Domingo Imperial hotel, that all these above places are not far from the hotel to walk.

Hi, guys, I know it is the site for Managua but this story is worth its value even if it is in Leon.
Get to Leon, from the city center where the Cathedral is located. Get a taxi and for 25 cordobas ask him to cruise the El By-Pass from Vicky bar to On the Run convenience store to look for a chica on the highway because El By pass is a highway.
SWs are very willing to bed you for an hour for 100 cordobas. Once you find one to your taste, take her to La Colmena for 70 cordobas for 2 hours , it is a hotel for quickies with sex videos and clean enough to spend one hour or two.
all considered : for 170 cordobas you will have a SW for one hour and a bed.
Enjoy !

Ok, I've decided on Managua over Leon or Granada and need some help picking a nice hotel, close to the action, for $50-75 per night. Any Thoughts?

Thanks

Mn Student

For pity's sake read the GD posts already. You might have to go past the first two. Read a year's worth then ask questions. One THIS page and the one prior are hotel discussions, prices pros and cons , why don't you try those?

Not to sound mean but it is tiring repeating current and perfectly good info. So read up then post questions. I am there 6-8 times a year, back in March.

This is the latest installation in my ongoing series of reports on my 30-day mongering tour of Central America. I am visiting 7 countries and will be mongering, or attempting to monger, in all of them and to post a report on each. In each case I will have read the respective country forum thoroughly. For anyone interested, I have already posted reports on Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras. I am a veteran Rio monger but am spending this year looking for a possible alternative mongering spot in Latin America, due to the fact that the exchange rate has made Rio very expensive, and the fact that it is overrun with gringos who have managed to spoil a very good thing. I also want to stress the fact that these posts are not for veteran mongers in these countries, but for those, like me, who have never been there until now and would like some first impressions about what these countries are like. So, with this introductory verbiage out of the way, herewith my impressions of Managua.

Managua is a totally fucked up, disorganized, almost surrealistic city. I knew this before I arrived, both from this thread and from guidebooks, but experiencing it first hand is something else. I have been to places, Kathmandu in Nepal for example, where there are no street numbers; this is not unusual in Asia. But I have never, ever been to a city where the streets don't even have names! Unbelievable! The closest you can come to an address is to start with a reference point, often a traffic circle called a rotunda, and then to give directions from there. For example, I stayed at the Hotel Casa Real, a girl friendly hotel frequently mentioned on this thread. The directions to Hotel Casa Real are as follows: from Rotunda Ruben Dario, 2 blocks west, then 2 blocks south, then 1/2 block east. How they deliver mail, I don't know; maybe they don't.

But don't worry, it gets worse. I said in a recent post that the cabbies in Guatemala City were the worst I had ever seen. This was before I came to Managua. I believe that what happened in Managua was that they emptied out an institution for the mentally retarded and gave them all jobs as cab drivers. I knew about how to give directions, but I assumed the cabbies would at least know where the beginning reference points were. No such luck. The first cab I took was to go to a restaurant whose beginning reference point was Rotunda Ruben Dario. Well, the cabbie had never heard of Rotunda Ruben Dario, when even I, who had been there only one night, knew where it was. But we eventually got there. But the second cabbie, who I wanted to take me from the Metrocentro to the Hotel Casa Real, made the first one look like Albert Einstein. This moron didn't even know what 'west' was. I gave him the specific directions about six times, and still he didn't understand. He kept asking me, 'arriba? arriba?' Fortunately he picked up an older female passenger who understood my directions and told him where to go. If you plan to spend any time in Managua, it may help you to know, as someone at the Casa Real explained to me, that north is 'al lago,' south is 'sur' or 'a las montanas,' east is 'arriba' and west is 'abajo;' this is because of where the sun rises and sets.

I am going into all this detail to provide the context for mongering. After going through all this, I think you might understand why I didn't want to go to a 'house,' because the cabbie might not find it, and it might take me all night to get home. The yellow pages list some clubs and massage parlors which are obvious mongering sites, but I didn't want to take a chance. So, I decided that my best recourse would be an outcall service. I looked in the newspaper Nuevo Diario, but all the numbers appeared to be pagers. I've had trouble with pagers before, so I decided to look in the yellow pages again under 'masajistas.'

I hit paydirt with a service called Masajes Bellamaris, cellular numbers 8844755 and 8830105; I picked this one because they indicated they came to 'domicilios.' I asked if they came to hotels; 'claro que si!' It would cost me US$55 for an hour. I know that this is higher than prices I have seen elsewhere on this thread, but I assumed this was the gringo rate. So I agreed. They sent a girl named Jonaira. She was 24, only about a 6 in looks but with great attitude and first rate sexual skills: DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS. She gave me her personal phone number and asked me to call her. Since I was there for only 3 days and was going to spend a full day traveling to Leon, I didn't call her back, so this was my only mongering experience in Managua.

If I had to sum up Managua, it would have to be is a special category: not worth the trouble. It's easy to get laid there, but unless you are sufficiently intrepid to risk spending the entire evening getting a half-witted cabbie to get you to the place and another one to get you home, you're going to need an outcall service, which as always is hit or miss. But I had a good experience with Masajes Bellamaris, so I can give them a recommendation. The woman on the phone assured me that all their chicas are 'bonitas,' but of course she would. Nicaragua is definitely worth a visit, and I'm sorry now that I didn't plan more time there, but be prepared for the hassles. BTW, Hotel Casa Real is just one step above a dump, that is, minimally adequate, but it is very girl friendly. Hope this helps.

Lorenzo

Well Lorenzo you found one taxi driver who can't find Casa Real or know where rotonda RD is. They all do since it is the one at Metrocentro. Nobody uses anything but south from actual compass directions as they have been using arriba, bajo and al lago forever so one should know that before going vs. expect poor taxistas to switch to east and west. (Moon's or Footprint guides will tell you this)

$55 is the same as C$950, which is 300+ % of the going rate. If you had read my posts Bellamary's is a clip joint with tourist price (was $50 now $55 apparently) . Girls on the C. Masaya some quite good ( two of whom jumped into the car with me last trip at the Texaco offering rather cute bodies and samples of ass and breast) are only C$200 or all night for C$500.

There are at least 6 reasonable casas that if called would tell a taxista their directions, you can go there and have fun for an hour for C$250 to C$300, vs. $950. Since as Ford knows it is a safe and relatively unspoiled destination your post does me good anyway. The fewer the better.

The prices, descriptions and lack of safety of alternatives like Honduras and Salvador certainly don't offer alternatives that make any more sense.

I got to make a comment here. Now, you can pick on San Pedro Sula but watch it when you criticize Managua! (lol) :D

I admit there is a chaotic vibe to MGA but if you take a step back it all sort of makes sense and yes, I know, they don't have names on the streets. ;)

Lorenzo, the only explanation that I can think of is "is it possible that you're just not spending enough time in these places?" For example a place like San Jose Costa Rica is perfectly made for a long weekend, maybe 4 nights or so. Everything is centralized, easily accessible and convenient. To tell you the truth I've always gotten bored there after about 4 days, but SAP and MGA are towns that you just can't "hit and run".

You need to spend the time to develop things down there - with girls, with drivers and with the scene. It takes time, its not a "trampled through" tourist spot. Or at least not yet. Just a thought.

Grand Pollo - I'm packing tonight for my 11th trip to the DR and 4th to the capital. Figured I'd let you know since from the "other board" I know you're quite the south coast/BC expert. :)
SDQ- now there's a town that has been ruined and overpriced by sandal and black sock wearing, Spanish impaired, uninformed Gringos!! :(

cheers.............

Grand Pollo,

If you will read my post a little more carefully you'll see that I had two taxi drivers who didn't know where Rotunda Ruben Dario was, but my main beef was with the one who didn't know which way west was. There is absolutely no excuse for this, since directions are something that we learn in the first grade. So stop making excuses for these incompetents, since this is only likely to reinforce their remaining so. And you're right about Honduras but totally wrong about El Salvador; so far I think it's the bset mongering spot in Central America from a cost-benefit basis. I suggest you read my recent reports in the San Salvador thread.

Ford,

You're right that I didn't spend enough time in Managua, but I only have 30 days for 7 countries. But I didn't think I was especially critical of Managua, and I can see how one could develop an affection for it. I just don't think it's a good place to go to monger, which was my whole point in writing this series of reports, which was to give a fresh perspective from someone who has never been to any of these countries before to others who have never been there. If for other reasons than mongering one ends up staying in Managua for some length of time, then I'm sure that places to monger can be found. But tourists like me just aren't likely to fall into that category.

Lorenzo

Ford not as bad as the sheep who pay RD$3000 in Sosua for RD$500 girls.

Lorenzo - in a town where they DON'T USE WEST, don't expect them to use west for directions, it is that simple. using your C$950 baseline (US$55) for Managua renders other comparisons wrong since you paid gringo prices , frankly, total newbie prices after I have painstakingly warned all and sundry against Bellamary's as a rip-off joint.

Are there cute easily accessible girls in Salvador for US$14 for an hour or US$35 all night? No bars, no girl drinks, no arguing with burly bouncers? You can get a beer in a Managua casas for barely more than the Texaco - like US$1.50 and the girls expect nothing.

Overall, I doubt it. And there are no gangs of any import and such which makes Salvador a mighty risky place in comparison.

You are doing a whirlwind tour without learning very much.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo]

Ford,

You're right that I didn't spend enough time in Managua, but I only have 30 days for 7 countries. But I didn't think I was especially critical of Managua, and I can see how one could develop an affection for it. I just don't think it's a good place to go to monger, which was my whole point in writing this series of reports, which was to give a fresh perspective from someone who has never been to any of these countries before to others who have never been there. If for other reasons than mongering one ends up staying in Managua for some length of time, then I'm sure that places to monger can be found. But tourists like me just aren't likely to fall into that category.

Lorenzo[/QUOTE]

O.K. I got you. Anyway, I didn't want to make it sound like I was criticizing your work. You made the effort, you visited the countries and you reported back in a candid, honest way. Can't fault you for that. Good job all around!

I get pm's all the time from guys who ask me for my advice re: a specific country or city and they say "when I go Ford, I promise detailed posts and lots of photos" - they return, they thank me and the board gets zippo, nada! :(

Anybody who takes the time to provide info for this board (good or bad) is a good guy. :)
cheers..........

[QUOTE=Ford]. Anybody who takes the time to provide info for this board (good or bad) is a good guy. :) cheers..........[/QUOTE]
I completely agree with you here. Grand Pollo is probably a good guy too. But I still think he misses my point. I was a newbie in Managua and never claimed to be anything else. My posts, as I think I made quite specific, were intended to be for other newbies to give them an idea of what they might face. And good luck on getting cabbies to find a specific massage parlor or whatever when they can't even find a major rotunda, well known restaurants, and well known hotels. I don't mind paying US$55, which to me is cheap, when I'm just passing through town. I think this may be helpful to a newbie to Managua. And, not to belabor the point, but I don't know where the idea that San Salvador is dangerous comes from. I was there for 4 days and felt perfectly safe.

I read this forum thoroughly before planning this trip, and decided to spend the number of days in each country that I thought it merited based on both mongering and non-mongering activities. My estimates turned out to be pretty accurate. Four days was just about right for ES, 8 days maybe just one too many for Guatemala, 3 days maybe one less than necessary for Nicaragua, but not for mongering reasons. If someone has the time and money, I would encourage you to try to do exactly what I did, visit all 7 CA countries and monger in each of them. I've been having a ball and have no regrets whatever, even about the less than stellar experiences. By the way, this trip is basically a warmup for my next project, which is to visit 10 South American countries (all but the Guianas) on a 60-day airpass in July and August, with of course reports forthcoming. Maybe I'll even squeeze in the Guianas if I have time, but I doubt it. Anyway, happy mongering and a long and happy life to all, regardless of what path you choose. To quote an Irish toast: "may you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous husband."

Lorenzo

I don't miss your point but what is the purpose of this board if you say you read it then go to the one place I quite specifically warned members against, leaving people with the impression, solely because your post is new, that this experience was typical. had you heeded past posts you would not have been taken for $55 in a $12 town. Newbies can at least minimize the risk by using this as a research tool first vs. later.

However you have confirmed that despite losing clients they continue to rip-off non locals by quite a wide gap.

OK - TO NEWBIES AND OTHERS - DON'T GO TO **BELLAMARY'S** (OR **GLORIA'S**) - IT RIPS OFF GRINGOS AND IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE TOWN .

AMERICANS: ESPECIALLY WITHOUT GOOD SPANISH AND A SENSE OF HUMOUR - AVOID ***SOL Y LUNA*** AS HE DOESN'T LIKE GRUMPY AMERICANS.

I don't disagree with Ford, that people who post are what we need, good or bad, less wrong vs. right would be more beneficial. On the selfish side, there have been a few newbies gumming the works with behaviour so maybe if your post keeps a few away that is a good thing for the rest of us.

But for members who rely on information about other locales, here is advice from someone who has been there 15 times:

Lorenzo's experience was atypical, the cabbies if you can talk to them in Spanish do know how to get around ( and there is a good English language taxista available on request) , you can phone the casas and they will tell the driver directions, and the price he paid for the service was far too much and if you read my past posts you can see what the prices are and the places to avoid.

Ford - I am going back shortly and with my extra guardaespalda and one firearm with one "guide" we are going to see the Callejon de los Muertes brothel in the centre of Mercado Oriental. Should be interesting

There is a brothel in the center of the Mercado Oriental? No way! The way every square inch of that place is wall to wall people, I am guessing you have to do it standing up! I would love to hear more about this adventure.

[QUOTE=Noguera]There is a brothel in the center of the Mercado Oriental? No way! The way every square inch of that place is wall to wall people, I am guessing you have to do it standing up! I would love to hear more about this adventure.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I got a book called Solomon's House about old guys who take in the glue sniffing kids - We will be going in armed (legally) for this one however. It is 100 metres long with an old lady running it at least she was in 1995.

Both my drivers know about Callejon de la Muerte and think it will be a bit of a risk, but with a bribe or two as you know you can do anything . This place is girlies seeking in the C$50 or less range, e.g. $3. I don't plan to partake, I want to photograph the rooms and the girls.

I photographed the MO once with two guards to keep the pandillas and the glue kids at bay, this will be bleaker I think.

I am in Managua right now- will update - maybe- if I can get some assurance that the people here won't print out the remarks and then take them to the casas and let the people running the casa read them. Like someone just did with my master list of where's what in Managua.

Same idea as don't show the girls photos posted to this site, don't show the articles to the subjects of the articles.

My newest girl who speaks fluent English, wants no more than $25 from 6 p.m. to 10 a.m. the next morning is bringing her sister to the hotel for a few hours of 2 on 1 today as an example. Of what's doable here.

Well they fought like two cats in a bag and thus nothing got done.

As to the Callejon de la Muerte if you can do 50 year old toothless women in a 50 degrees celsius room on a wooden bed with a cardboard mattress you can save a lot as the cost is only 20-30 cordobas, e.g. $1.15 to $1.80

With a camera and my two body guards, I was as welcome as David Duke at the Malcolm X film premiere. We didn't need the gun either but better to be safe than sorry.

Other quick updates - Claudia 2 has absorbed Cervezeria Mou with Amanda there as the madam, and the price actually went down to C$200. Best girls left though, the rest are quite average. 863-4970 for directions.

Claudia 1 the same as reported, mixed quality.

Lorenas still the same number can get quite boisterous with drunken Nico boys not partaking of the girls, you may want to leave or tell Yugo it is annoying and then leave. He may get the message.

New casa in the paper called Traveller's Rest (or similar) in Bolonia is a joke, they want C$500 and have one average room and one average girl, no idea how they think 200% of the going rate will attract clients. It won't and if they come as curious they won't stay.

The Buen Gusto you will find in the classifieds ( you have to read Nuevo Diario, C$5 daily, classified pull out section under Bellazas) is OK, clean and quite cheap for a limited selection at C$150, e.g. nine bucks.

Sol Y Luna has lost the German Michael as there was some hassle with someone or someones. It is now marginal, though worth a look other than on a Sunday when we went and thus is was empty save for the 4 Policia National playing cards at the bar. Bonus, limited robbery risk I suppose.

Morena is still the cleanest, best managed, best selection (well as long as you like darker girls from dark to very dark from the east coast) C$400 , C$600 at your hotel for an hour plus taxi.

Re: hotels the Best Western Las Mercedes is still a poor choice as being 20Km away is rather daft. Try Casa Real for less $.

Sergio is still available for daily rates at:

sergionicataxi @ yahoo.com

- only in Spanish - with limited Spanish and a translator or dictionary you can get by. He knows the casas like the back of his hand. Good and bad.

I have a English speaking driver and car that I can recommend , no e-mail though, more $ than Sergio and same knowledge of the area. Try Sergio first, I suggest.

Withough Spanish any LA desitnation is work, learn it *well* boys, then you can easily meet , for example Vale Todo, Cueto Club, etc., strippers who will come during the day for a few hours for C$400-500 vs. the $140US the club wants all night.

Money saving tip: a Vale Todo girl gets US$1.50 of the US$10 girl drink. Give her US$2 (C$30) instead and tell her - you get 50 centavos more, I save 8 bucks, and while we are chatiing, if you have a cell phone let's go out in the daytime, for C$500 or so, shall we? Answer often yes, yes, and yes, please. Some strippers earn literally zero for a night with no tips or girl drinks, and few punters actually take them out toda la noche for C$2000+++.

Also consider a phone for US$20 for a stay of anything more than a few days. Donate it at the end to a girl, but pay as you go phones are essential. Or you can buy minutes for Sergio to call for you.

STILL STRONGLY PROHIBITED/NOT RECOMMENDED:
BELLAMARY'S IN CUIDAD JARDIN
GLORIAS IN SAN JOSE ORIENTAL
GRINGO PRICING BLATANT OR SURPRISE AFTER THE FACT, WE DON'T NEED THAT TYPE OF HASSLE.

FENIX NEAR ROTONDA SANTO DOMINGO - DEAD DRUGGED DRUNKEN DREGS IN A "DUSK TO DAWN" DUNGEON. (note the swell alliteration here)

Note Aqui Polancos is still nifty if you practice safe and sane travel, security and drunkenness is kept limited, however the owner (Polanco) was murdered 2 weeks ago and all the payola to the police are becoming widely known and are a favourite of the newspapers to discuss. Quite fun to read. Learn that Spanish.

I have been to Managua 3 or 4 times over a 45 day stay in Nicaragua and I can tell you from experience that Grand Pollo knows what he is talking about.

Guys, do not try to reinvent the wheel and do not spoil prices for mongers who do not want to pay more than the going rate for a little bit of fun in the sack with a Nica.

That is the only reason I go to Leon because it is not yet spoiled by gringos who spend more than normal on Nicas always comparing with a hostess cost in the States or in Canada; well, guys, this is not the States or Canada ; so , you should pay as the men in Nicaragua do .

I'd like Grand Pollo or Ford advice , though, on this question : should a monger pay return taxi fare for SWs who want to get paid first before they do anything in the bedroom or should you pay both before the action ; I am talking about young SWs picked near the Metro Centro ?

Definitely, a cell phone is necessary as sometimes I suspect my "duena" to filter calls directed to me or telling I am not home or just not passing the messages.

common courtesy dictates you provide taxi fare. also you usually pay them in 100's and as such, they may not have the 20 to pay a taxi, so keep 10 and 20 notes handy. however unless they are going a long way, 20-30 even at night is plenty.

as for paying in advance it is the norm in a casa, the sw's are pretty nervous about getting stiffed (after getting "stiffed"), you can offer to put it in plain sight on the table so they know you have the money. and unless you know what you are doing and have the guard bribed to watch the exit i strongly recommend not using sw's at all - they steal, they often are lousy, and by and large except the ones near texaco near metrocentro, they are large and really quite unattractive.

as for the ones at texaco, be very careful, many are ****. i saw a woman pimping her maybe 11-12 year old there this week. the ones who look pretty good may only be 14 or 15, get the id and remember having a cedula does not mean they are 18 - they get them at age 15 so posession is not proof without reading the birthdate.

as for my advice i don't care at all about people too stupid to appreciate it. so go, go! to bellamary's or gloria or overpay at a strip club vs. getting phone numbers. it won't hurt the smart ones as the smart ones don't do any of that crap.

and i will reiterate if you go to latin america you must be able to speak spanish - that's how you pick up the strippers, that's how you chat up the cashiers or girls in the supermarkets, that's how you get the local rate. it is also how you find girls in the casas with phones who will do anything to sneak out after closing or instead of going in the casa. remember the phones are as cheap as us$20 - a good idea to buy one the first day there. get text ability as sms is the way to chat with the girls who pay a lot less to text than to call.

ironically i just spent a week with a girl raised in miami from age 5-20, now 22, and who of course speaks perfect english though i read and write spanish better than she does, and even then i told her we'd speak in spanish most of the time anyway to keep in practise. c$500 (us$28) a 14 hour day from 6 p.m. to 8 a.m. or so, plus c$100 for her babysitter plus we did a movie or two and a few meals. nice company and a lot of fun in bed. guys, realize this is a 1 in 1000 situation. and i didn't even need it.

i took her to leon on friday so there was no opportunity to try vic's leon sw observations, though we did stop at a autohotel just for some quick fun on the way back.

This will be a summary of my recent month long mongering trip through all 7 Central American countries. I plan to post this report on the forums of all of these countries: Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama. As some of you know, I have alraedy posted several reports for each of the individual countries, some lengthy, some sketchy because there wasn't much to report. The responses to my reports were overwhelmingly positive, and I want to thank all the guys right now who posted positive responses on the threads and who sent me PMs. I got at least 10 PMs, all of them supportive, and I am grateful for these. A small number of negative responses were posted, all of them on the Honduras and Nicaragua forums. This was probably because I was less than enthusiastic about these countries, and some mongers apparently felt that I had insulted their favorite haunts. Now I am not an especially thin-skinned guy and can take my lumps, but I thought these few responses were surprisingly vicious. The posters seemed to feel the need to attack me personally. They seem to have no conception of the fact that reasonable people can have differing opinions on the same subject and still be civil to each other. I made it quite clear in each of my posts that it was my first time in CA and that I was taking this mongering trip largely out of curiosity to see how the mongering situation was in some countries I had never been to before. I made it clear, and want to make it clear now, that my reports are not intended for the veteran CA monger but for those, like myself, who are veteran mongers but who are new to this area, or at least some of the countries, and to this extent they may be helpful to some. If that isn't the case, well you can always ignore it and move on. But the negative posters just couldn't grasp this. They couldn't grasp why someone who is in a city for the first time might prefer to pay $55 to an escort service to have a chica come directly to his room for some excellent sex, rather than attempt to guide a brain dead taxi driver through the slums of Managua to find a hole in the wall massage parlor where he can get laid for $10. They seem to be unable to grasp that my time and my convenience are worth money too. These doofuses seem to exemplify Oscar Wilde's definition of a cynic as someone who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. But I guess some people will always be terminally stupid.

Anyway, on to mongering. First I want to make a few observations about visiting CA, based on my trips through these 7 countries, that some might find helpful:

1) With the exception of Costa Rica, the taxi drivers in CA seem NEVER to have change--NEVER. So you will be well advised, early in your stay in a country, to stock up on the country's smallest paper currency unit.
2) The taxi drivers in Guatemala City and Managua are the dumbest in the world--and I've been all over the world. In GC, always have the address written down. In Managua you can't even do this, because there aren't any addresses! By contrast, the San Jose taxi drivers seem smart and helpful.
3) Even top of the line hotels may not have all the amenities you might expect. For example, I didn't once see an English langauage newspaper in the 6 Spanish speaking countries; I guess they've never heard of the International Herald Tribune. This is surprising, because it can be found all over South America. What is even more surprising is that it is often hard to find newspapers even in Spanish; the Holiday Inn in Guatemala City had no newspapers at all. Similarly, if you need toothpaste or deodorant, don't expect your hotel to have it; you'll probably have to go to a tienda.
4) You will need to have some knowledge of Spanish--period. This is especially true in El Salvador, Honduras, and Nicaragua.
5) I found Central Americans to be exceptionally warm, friendly, and helpful during my trip. I even had the manager of a Guatemala City restaurant drive me back to my hotel when I couldn't find a taxi. I didn't meet a single nasty person. But read on.
6) In all of these countries, watch your back. Your physical safety comes first. If you don't know an area, don't assume it's safe. Take a taxi from door to door, even for short distances. Take only official taxis, and except in Managua, don't get in a taxi if another passenger is in it. (In Managua, taxis are routinely shared.)

Now on to my comparative country ratings. In evaluating the countries comparatively, I took the following factors into consideration: the ease of getting pussy; the quality of the girls, i.e., physical attractiveness, without considering their expertise; the quality of the sexual experience, which means the sexual skills of the girls, physical attractiveness aside; and price. For the record, I had sex in all 7 countries, 11 girls, 14 encounters (3 of them repeats, obviously). I'll make comments on each of these factors for each country, and then I'll give each country a rating from 1 through 10. What am I using as my paradigms? Well, I'm a veteran Rio de Janeiro monger, and to me Rio is the pussy capital of the world, so Rio would get a 10: easily available sex, beautiful girls who are highly skilled sexually, and reasonable prices (although Rio has gotten more expensive lately). Bangkok would get a 9.75, only because Thai girls are not always good kissers. As for a 1, I've never experienced a 1, but it would be something like what I imagine a conservative Moslem country to be: a place where getting laid is difficult or impossible, and might even be dangerous. So those are the parameters, and herewith the individual country summaries.

BELIZE: There is only one reliable place to get laid in Belize, which is Raul's Rose Garden near the Belize City airport. An hour with a bored chica or Belizean girl resulting in lackluster sex will cost about US$75. A few posters say they have gotten connections to girls from taxi drivers, but I had no luck with this. OVERALL RATING: 2.

GUATEMALA: Guatemala City has the highest concentration of quality chicas in all of CA, approaching but not equaling the termas in Rio. They are also very skilled sexually and I had them do everything I asked. However, it is also the most expensive. In the two best clubs, the rates are US$78 for 1/2 hour and US$156 for an hour, fixed by the club, not negotiable. There are cheaper places, but the quality of girls is nowhere near as high. Avoid the Club Elite; it's a ripoff for people on expense accounts and gullible tourists. OVERALL RATING: 8

EL SALVADOR: This country is CA's hidden gem. Pussy is readily available, All the girls I was with are quite skilled sexually, and DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS seem to be the norm. CIM was no problem. And it's incredibly cheap! There is a slight variation in the prices at the clubs, but the average is about US$25 for 1/2 hour and US$40 for an hour. So what's the drawback? Simple: the quality of the girls is not high. There are some attractive honeys available if you look, but the majority of the girls in the houses are skanks, and some are outright pigs. But as I said, the good ones are there if you look--really look. On the San Salvador thread, Cpteasy's posts are quite informative. OVERALL RATING: 8.5

HONDURAS: A wretched country; if Honduras has any redeeming qualities, I didn't see any. Don't come here for mongering. If you must come here, I suppose you can find something. You'll probably fare better in San Pedro Sula than Tegucigalpa. On the SPS thread, Ford's posts are pretty good. As for Tegucigalpa, forget it. It's easier to get laid in North Korea than Tegucigalpa. (If you think I'm exaggerating, I'm not: read my post from the North Korea forum: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=400531&postcount=44[/url].) All I could manage to get was a hand job. As far as I could tell from the Tegucigalpa thread, that's all that anyone got. I read every single post on this thread and didn't find a single person who got laid or even got a blow job. OVERALL RATING: 1.5

NICARAGUA: Not quite as wretched as Honduras, but close. At least Leon is interesting as a tourist attraction, and I have heard Granada is too. Managua is a chaotic city where the streets don't even have names. Your best bet for mongering is to call an escort service in the Yellow Pages and hope for the best. I had good results from Bellamaris; cost US$55. OVERALL RATING: 4

COSTA RICA: Costa Rica, especially San Jose, is one of the best documented forums on this website, so I don't need to say a lot. Pussy is readily available, all over the place actually. The girls are uniformly good in bed, DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS the norm. Prices are reasonable; I never paid more than US$60 for an hour. Quality of girls overall is so so. There are some very attractive ones available, but a large number of skanks as well. Your best bet for finding quality chicas is the Sportsmens Lodge. What keeps me from giving CR a 10 is the fact that San Jose just isn't a very interesting city, so there's not much to do but monger. The tourist attractions lie elsewhere in the country. OVERALL RATING: 9

PANAMA: I didn't give Panama the attention it deserves, largely because I was doing tourist things like a canal boat ride, and I was recovering from being sick. I only mongered at one place, River Club, where I got a beautiful chica who was lousy in bed. Cost $US80 cash, $85 credit card. But pussy seems readily available, and I assume that what I paid was representative. But my rating will have to be tentative because of my limited mongering there, so I am basing it largely on other mongers reports as well as my own experience. OVERALL RATING: 7

So there it is. I hope some mongers will find this helpful. If you have experiences to add, please share them. Let's help maintain what should be the fraternal nature of this forum.

Lorenzo

Well regardless of cost as the means of deciding, though I would not be happy with the prices you quote (mostly because there are many lower cost options at least in Nicaragua) , the best sources of girls in Managua are not incall at all but the dozens in the many casas, the information which I have posted - for miserly prices in the US$14 range.

Note if you do like incall, Caribena Morena charges C$600 (US$34) plus taxi of a couple $ each way (less if you don't use the Las Americas near the airport) and have lovely dark , some English speaking east coast girls. She will tell you on the phone, in English that it is C$200 extra for not much of a reason, e.g. incall, and you should come by - see the girls, enjoy very clean A/C rooms, and pay $23 instead, C$400.

All are easily persuaded, if you have espanol, to meet you out of hours or in many cases just to beg off work for as little as C$500 a day or night.

Ditto with girls in the strip joints - while on site or take out can range as much as $140-$300, the girls gladly will take US$2 in lieu of a "girl drink' and pass you their number as they some nights make nothing at all and a day trip to see you for C$400 or 500 or an off night for the same is a lot to them.

There are at up to 50 girls on the Carretara Masaya south of Metrocentro that are C$200, or US$11.50 - sure some caution is required but a couple in a C$200 love hotel can be fun and there is nothing to steal there, and they depend on you to get back.

With decent Spanish and a positive attitude it is an open book as other members have found out.

I do think the report is useful to point out the other options, summarized as dangerous, ugly or expensive or a mix of the three. Please note, gentlemen the areas with MP's are not slums, the drivers do know the way around and will call for you to get directions and set prices in advance, and the low cost for pretty girls is just a plus. Overall the whole country is quite a good deal, lodgings, meals, services, movies, liquor and beer, etc.

Lorenzo's long winded diatribe (which he surprisingly says there were insults aimed at him personally, which is not the case at least with what I posted) as to pointing out he made an error and really did not do usable research in this particular country is regrettable, since other fellows have come down, and well, did not see anything at all like he experienced, no trouble, hassle, danger, dirtiness, or stupid cabbies.

Sorry, long winded diatribe isn't fair to say. The posts were very informative from his point of view, the insults were not needed. I think it is important to know the difference between a "personal attack" and someone with a different opinion or an opposing point of view. As I have. I have much more experience in Managua as some will vouch, and his experience was atypical, overpriced and not indicative of reality - however I acknowledge that was his experience, luckily you are able to get a better perspective from someone with more knowledge, I think that is a better way to look at the issue.

OK, even if you think $55 for incall is not an error, it was not really a complete report and in comparison to other countries if the girl was OK I suppose one could say $55 was a pretty good incall deal. Just more than required, except for this one place.

There is no need to be happy with ugly girls for $25-50 or OK ones for $80-100+ in Central America.

Continue to avoid the two places I mentioned in my recent update as they want to take advantage of tourists, while most places and none of the girls you will meet away from a casa will not. If you want a lot of fun all night for $28 or all day for the same, it is a great place to go. And great beaches - 16 of them on the pacific coast.

Note for the avid reader there are 3 daily Spanish language newspapers including the famous La Prensa in Managua sold at almost every intersection in the a.m. for C$5, or 33 cents a copy. Neuvo Diario has classifieds daily with MP's under the "Bellaza" section.

Thanks for the advice on the customary way of dealing with SWs or not dealing at all with them !

I usually pay some taxi drivers , I speak enough conversational spanish to get around, 5 US dollars to cruise around on Carretera Masaya and help me negotiate.

I have taken to heart your advice on checking cedulas as in my eagerness to bed a girl I throw caution to wind and only discuss price; it is also good to discuss ahead what you want in the bedroom and time length .

I do agree with you that Nicaragua overall is the best deal in Central America for hotels, restaurants, friendly people, and cheap sex. Managua has generally no street names but taxi drivers are usually ( sometimes one for bad luck meets the exceptions ) knowledgeable about places and chicas.

When it comes to sex , Nicaragua is the big secret and opens itself to those with patience and perseverance and time and speaking a little spanish and smiling.

Do not hesitate to hit Matagalpa or Leon for cheap sex on a one-night drive.
Enjoy!

I agree with your points. $5 is well enough dough for a taxi for quite a while, C$85 is about 4 trips so an hour should be easy for $5. I was in Matagalpa however in the daytime and that strip bar was not open yet, and Leon each time has been with my girl (or my spare girl that my girl knows nothing about) so no chances there though I'd be interested to see what is available.

If you get a girl for a few days go to the beach at Poneloya (near Leon) vs. Pochomil, get a room for the day (they don't rent by the day but off season all night is like C$220, or $13) for your stuff and some pre and post beach action. There is one small motel with these rooms and a good restaurant.

Or Montelimar off season - US$110-115 all inclusive per night really impressive for a local to who it is a myth and not a likely reality.

For SW, near Texaco and the bank are some fine cuties - watch the age/cedulas and like I say a pair of them at Fantasia -in Bolonia/Plaza Inter area - 7 minutes (3 hours US$15 for a room with a "sex chair" ) is safe as there is nothing of yours to steal. Take just enough dough to pay them and the taxi.

ok, dropped into glorias today and saw they renovated a bit, now they have a sort of dark a/c lounge with the girls and an overly loud jukebox.

12 girls, a bad mix -maybe 9 fatties and 3 for sure ****, maybe 15, 16, so there's strikes one and two - fatties and minors.

posted rates on the door, which i thought , well at least they are showing the prices - on the high side a bit: 30 minutes c$200, 45 c$300 and an hour c$400 (same as morena).

but....the girl allows me this tidbit - that is for a massage (like an hour long massage, sure thing) and if you want "relations" it is actually c$1,020 (us$60) which now sets a new rip the gringo's ass price , some $10 higher than the former champ, bellamary's.

sent my driver to double check with la jefa, maybe he gets a rebate of a good part of that, nope, it is that much. now obviously nico's haven't got 2/3 of a month's pay for such activities so this does explain the 12 girls to zero clients ratio (until we got there, then 12:1 or 6:1, depends how you look at it).

avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid or go in and say, hey i am just here to tell you that the internet report (do not show it to them like the last idot who did) says you are ripoffs and i am just here to tell you i won't patronize you until you wise up.

Hello friend, I want to know where I could get good looking girls (like 18 to 20), preferable white ones. I would b this week in Managua for about five days and I want to play with a girl not pro but not shy. Any place where I can get one?

Thanks

You want to take advantage of a good girl Pty Sexy? How about shelling out a few Euros for a professional so you don't leave some poor girl feeling like crap when you leave her.

[QUOTE=Pty Sexy]Hello friend, I want to know where I could get good looking girls (like 18 to 20), preferable white ones. I would b this week in Managua for about five days and I want to play with a girl not pro but not shy. Any place where I can get one?[/QUOTE]

Well, I think you're really asking for a semi-pro. I've had good luck at Polanko's, but it's been a few years since I've been there. As for "white" girls, I think you're looking in the wrong country. As a whole Nicaraguan women are darker skintone than Costa Rica.

My girlfriend is white, the regular girls before that, two actually, from Vale Todo were white, the first girl I ever spent time with was white. Lots of white girls.

If Pty Sexy is so sexy he should know how to find girls. If one has 5 days you are not going not hook up with one regular for 5 days , e.g. find a "nice girl" and hook up in an hour.

Try a club like Cueto club or Vale Todo see if you can hire a girl out who is willing to quit or to take a week off and suffer the cost consequences which admittedly are not much.

Polanco's freelancers are a hit and miss deal. Even a Carretera Masaya street girl can be hired for probably less than C$1000 a day. Pretty mercenary bunch though by and large those gals.

Thanks everybody for the information.

Jaimito, he prefers to pay as little as possible for sex, so presumably would prefer nonpro. See the Panama City thread. By the way, people like you are paying C$200+ and ruining it for the rest of us. Stop it.

See Pty Sexy, now isn't that a lot more diplomatic way of getting the point across? Did you notice that I didn't have to use the "f" word? Or call Jaimito a pinche mojado or otherwise refer to his nationality? Hope you learned a lesson today.

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]Well, I think you're really asking for a semi-pro. [/QUOTE]

The white Latin’s girls are prettier that the darker ones. They used to have bigger breasts and good assess. I don’t want free sex, I want a sex worker but not the one that fucks five times each night, seven days a week.

The type of girls I’m looking for is the college or university girl that needs to earn some extra money.

where are the hottest places in managua? where i could get a sw in [blue][deleted by admin][/blue]?

what happen if someone catches me with an [blue][deleted by admin][/blue]?

please be honest gran pollo, you know the place, forget about politics and share your knowledge.

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i am aware that the vast majority of references to **** girls are legitimate attempts to warn other fellow members about how easy it is to accidentialy pickup an **** girls, the potential dangers of being caught with **** girls, etc. however, past discussions in the forum has repeatedly demonstrated that the subject simply cannot be discussed intelligently, in any form or for any reason, without being misinterperated, and without starting flame wars.

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Hello brothers!

I will be visiting Nicaragua in 6 months w/ my best friend who is from there and has been living in Miami 10 years. He just built a house (bachelor pad) over there and his brother manages a hotel. I know I will be having fun (2 weeks) but any suggestions to enhance the experience will be appreciated.

Thanks!

You might start by reading the generously provided and information packed posts. Yes it involves effort but give it a try. Some of us are tired of these aimless questions without an attempt to at least read and then ask specific questions, in a lot of these forums.

What you should do:

1. Dress Casual (like jeans and Polo Shirts)
2. Bath Daily
3. Wear deodorant and if possible cologne
4. Get the address of the hotel where you’re stay
5. Don’t be alone at places in suburbs
6. Don’t insult or think the locals are ignorant people. In certain places you could be speaking about somebody that understands very well the language.
7. Ask about the local rules regarding sex engagement, like for example the minimum age for having sex or if prostitution is legal. You don’t want to go to jail in one of these countries.

You should avoid:
1. Dresses like you are in the middle of a Jungle or War.
2. Be in company with arrogant people or problematic people
3. Be too loud
4. Treat the local people like inferior.

I wouldn’t comment on the Mr DOG post regarding myself, because I think he’s the kind of American that would prefer that Rosa Parks or Martin Luther King Jr. never existed.

Managua is not really a city but a big town. The people are very friendly and would treat you very well.

Don’t make stupid comments if you see Horses on the streets because is common here.

The Girls looks fine but are about average if you compare them to Costa Rica or Panama.

And Gran Pollo thank you for all the reports you were posting in the past because it help’s me a lot.

God bless America.

[QUOTE=Pty Sexy]What you should do:
2. Bath Daily[/QUOTE]


..............your tip is that you recommend that I bathe daily? I thank you wholeheartedly for this well-meaning advice. I will take this matter under consideration, as I had never consider bathing on a daily basis before your post. :D
thank you.........

[QUOTE=Pty Sexy]What you should do:

1. Dress Casual (like jeans and Polo Shirts)
2. Bath Daily
3. Wear deodorant and if possible cologne
4. Get the address of the hotel where you’re stay
5. Don’t be alone at places in suburbs
6. Don’t insult or think the locals are ignorant people. In certain places you could be speaking about somebody that understands very well the language.
7. Ask about the local rules regarding sex engagement, like for example the minimum age for having sex or if prostitution is legal. You don’t want to go to jail in one of these countries.

You should avoid:
1. Dresses like you are in the middle of a Jungle or War.
2. Be in company with arrogant people or problematic people
3. Be too loud
4. Treat the local people like inferior.

I wouldn’t comment on the Mr DOG post regarding myself, because I think he’s the kind of American that would prefer that Rosa Parks or Martin Luther King Jr. never existed.[/QUOTE]


What a lovely thought. Does PTY Sexy know I am bi-racial?. But again there is a reason that he has been banned. God I love Germans.

[QUOTE=Ford]..............your tip is that you recommend that I bathe daily? I thank you wholeheartedly for this well-meaning advice. I will take this matter under consideration, as I had never consider bathing on a daily basis before your post. :D
thank you.........[/QUOTE]

Ford, please use deordorant also, and toothpaste. It will go a long way.

Ford, when are you going back to Cartagena? Things are starting to creep up in price.

[QUOTE=Pty Sexy]What you should do:

1. Dress Casual (like jeans and Polo Shirts)


4. Get the address of the hotel where you’re stay
5. Don’t be alone at places in suburbs
6. Don’t insult or think the locals are ignorant people. In certain places you could be speaking about somebody that understands very well the language.
7. Ask about the local rules regarding sex engagement, like for example the minimum age for having sex or if prostitution is legal. You don’t want to go to jail in one of these countries.

You should avoid:

2. Be in company with arrogant people or problematic people

4. Treat the local people like inferior.

[/QUOTE]

Correcting the do list:

1. Actually now that PTY is banned, 1 is wrong. Nicaraguans respect proper dress and especially think shorts on men are odd.

4. This is essential since you need to get there, any country.
5. By and large wrong, there are a few tough barrios but most are not at all, not that you should weave drunkenly with 100 dollar bills sticking out of your back pocket.
6. Pot calling the kettle black , methinks
7. Especially here like an ignorant redneck

The avoid list:

2. E.g. PTY Sexy
4. Ditto

Guys when you read his offensive posts treat his advice with equal weight.

Where to go to find local girls near Metro Centro:

Chaman: Is a small disco nearby Metro Centro. The place is small but cheap. The girls are available, but you need to know Spanish to dance or something more…

Not sure why you need to know a foreign language to dance. Discos are a time water for most short term visitors. There are far quieter and easier sites to find girls if you can talk to them.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Not sure why you need to know a foreign language to dance. Discos are a time water for most short term visitors. There are far quieter and easier sites to find girls if you can talk to them.[/QUOTE]You are right, but is better to know the language (Spanish) because most of the women you will meet at Chaman don’t speak English and aren’t hookers, so if you want something is better to communicate.

Note this sage advice is the same in every single country of the world, and probably planets as well. If you cannot talk to a girl why would she want to spend 5 seconds with you? Working girls are getting paid to. the one thing I am constantly amazed by is 15 year+ Latin American visitors who cannot say 20 words of Spanish.

No, sorry, what's amazing is they then want ot meet "normal girls", college students, etc. Middle class girls who can get well off boys that live there.

Where could I go with a girl if I don’t want to return to my hotel? I’m planning to pick up a Carretera Masaya girl but I can’t return to my hotel because I’m on a business trip with other people.

It is maybe possible that she'll know. As possible as say, the sun rising in the morning.

Sergio the "sergionictaxi" driver has moved to Honduras. Not a huge loss for most of you since mont of you cannot utter two words of Spanish anyway.

Luis aka El Pelon will take up the slack and speaks English, so that is a plus for well, all of you.

He can be reached at luisnicataxi which is also at Yahoo dot com and you can simply write in English with arrival details, hotel name, number of days and what you want to do, also hours daily you will need service since usual service is predicated on around 12 hours a day.

Gas and insurance has gone up - you probably will pay more than Sergio's rates (the ones for me that is).

Still a rental car with all the (mandatory ) insurance is at least US$300 -$350 a week plus remember - no street names or numbers, maniac drivers and if you injure someone you are held in custody (jail) until details are settled - this affects the DRIVER not the car - so you can add $15-20 a day to rent a driver with the car. All in all, hire a taxista (who knows where the girlies are)

I have read today on a website looking for ESL teachers that Nicaraguans earn 50 dollars per month average but that an expat needs at least 400 dollars per month to live in Nicaragua.

The prices quoted were : 200 to 300 dollars per month for a furnished room , OR 220 to 300 dollars per month in a Nicaraguan family homestay with 3 meals a day.

How valid are those figures ?

If they are valid , how does an expat get access to Nicaraguan homestay families providing this service ?

I know a girl who pays C$750 a month (US$42) for her room. She has two kids as well in the room. She wants to move to a new room for C$1200 (or C$1000 maybe, I can't recall) which would have a private bathroom.

There would be lots for US$300 a month. I am paying her rent for this little room and would do so if she could get the better one, right now it is not vacant. If I was willing to pay US$300 she'd live like royalty. I think you can rent a small house for that.

The point is though, it is unlikely an expat would go there to live only on what they could earn say as an ESL teacher, without other income like something from retirement.

You get access to homestay by paying a Spanish school for lessons and they provide homestay as part of the experience. I haven't heard of homestay for expats teaching ESL. You are not likely to get much in the way of a room, much food, any privacy or hot water or air conditioning if you think you would.

Will be in Managua just one night 7/28, will not have much time, where to go?

HOLLYWOOD
VALE TODO
LUNA Y SOL
CUETO CLUB
POLANCO

Any comments , it will be my firt time in Managua, so if anyone can help me, would be great.

HOLLYWOOD -ripoff gringo idiot joint. BIGGEST and stupidest money waster in Central America (tied with Elite, Solid Gold, etc.)
VALE TODO -ripoff gringo idiot joint
LUNA Y SOL -dump with ugly girls and about 45 Celsius inside lately
CUETO CLUB -ripoff gringo idiot joint
POLANCO -closest thing to "From Dusk Till Dawn" in the city. Dangerous barrio, dangerous club, dangerous parking lot, dangerous patrons.

I take it you havent bothered to read my rather voluminous and detailed posts with answers to where to go (and not go). Please bother.

If you insist on strip joints (why would you) then DON'T buy $10 girl drinks (give the girl $2 instead and she makes $0.50 more and you save $8) and get their numbers for daytime fun. If you cannot speak fluent Spanish don't bother with any of these places, read my posts. Avoid Hollywood and its clones ALWAYS.

Christ, people are lazy here.

Grand Pollo,
thanks for the dollar details on renting a furnished room for a month with the usual North American facilities ( 1 or 2 air fans, individual bathroom, good mattress, window large enough to let in the sun , telephone service,) .

I was quoted the previously mentioned prices from a website advertising for ESL teaching positions in Granada; no , I do not plan to go and teach ESL in Granada.

I visited Polanco once with a Managua taxi driver as a companion and the parking lot was watched by 2 guards who expected a tip which my taxi driver dutifully paid. Inside the club on the ground floor, there were some 6 or 7 girls, with some coming from the upstairs I was advised by my driver to not venture.
So, I stayed on the ground floor of Polanco, enjoyed a cheap meal with a few beers but did not take offers from the girls there , all willing to go to your hotel room for the right price ( about 340 Cordobas and return taxi fare for 2 hours).
I stayed about 2 hours watching the scene with my taxi driver companion and left; never felt the danger even though I could sense my taxi driver was careful .

Get to the point , not long reports with nothing , if Zero for Five give me your own five.



[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]HOLLYWOOD -ripoff gringo idiot joint. BIGGEST and stupidest money waster in Central America (tied with Elite, Solid Gold, etc.)
VALE TODO -ripoff gringo idiot joint
LUNA Y SOL -dump with ugly girls and about 45 Celsius inside lately
CUETO CLUB -ripoff gringo idiot joint
POLANCO -closest thing to "From Dusk Till Dawn" in the city. Dangerous barrio, dangerous club, dangerous parking lot, dangerous patrons.

I take it you havent bothered to read my rather voluminous and detailed posts with answers to where to go (and not go). Please bother.

If you insist on strip joints (why would you) then DON'T buy $10 girl drinks (give the girl $2 instead and she makes $0.50 more and you save $8) and get their numbers for daytime fun. If you cannot speak fluent Spanish don't bother with any of these places, read my posts. Avoid Hollywood and its clones ALWAYS.

Christ, people are lazy here.[/QUOTE]

Seems to me like the big chicken did get to the point.

[QUOTE=Hacke Beck]Get to the point , not long reports with nothing , if Zero for Five give me your own five.[/QUOTE]

Look, I am being staight with you - I assume you can read and use the internet. What you need to do is read. You are already in the Managua forum, have you even bothered to read previous posts? Evidently not as the most thorough and helpful posts, by me, for this city are in this forum.

Where did you get the list of pointless destinations?

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]

I visited Polanco once with a Managua taxi driver as a companion and the parking lot was watched by 2 guards who expected a tip which my taxi driver dutifully paid.
I stayed about 2 hours watching the scene with my taxi driver companion and left; never felt the danger even though I could sense my taxi driver was careful .[/QUOTE]

Aqui Polanco (the proper name) has freelancers on the bottom floor and strippers on the top floor. You can take a stripper to the auto hotel across the parking lot (Polanco owns it) for C$500. you can come when they open and take a girl for US$100 until they close, 6 a.m. the next day. That freelance price assuming you give them no more than 30-40 for the taxi when you are done is fair. I found it too loud, too dark and too creepy to stay.

A general note is if they use a metal detector at all it is more dangerous than say a MP. If they use it on Nicos and gringos it is very dangerous. Polanco will wand everyone as it gets later. It is also a less than great barrio as well.

How dangerous it is depends on what time you were there - to about 10 p.m. is it OK. Approaching 2 a.m. it is peligroso.

Club Venus across the street is C$500 for one of the strippers in a room in the club, though they are larger girls who cannot dance. It is certainly safer and not as loud. On other than a weekend you practically are the only client.

Generally speaking clubs are a waste of time,other than to chat up girls and get cell numbers - I have pulled girls out of Vale Todo in Msr. Lezcano and Cueto Club a couple times. Note all nightclubs are strip joints. Dance joints are always called discos.

Note - Polanco himself was renowned in Managua and about 2-3 months ago was found beaten, shot and lit on fire north of the city. Deader than a smelt.

[QUOTE=Biffy]Seems to me like the big chicken did get to the point.[/QUOTE]

I most come to the defense of a friend.

He is not the "big" chicken, he is the "great" chicken!

In Spanish, if he were a "big" chicken his handle would be - pollo grande! When Grand or Grande is placed before the noun as in this case it means great. He is the - Great Chicken! ;)

(we will now return to our regularly scheduled programming) :)

Pollo is male chicken = cock ? Use your collective noggins.

However Ford is correct on this use of a Spanish adjective. A great many have positional difference. Pobre is another - before is "poor" as in poor guy, poor sap, after is "poor" as in not rich. So poor John who is also poor would be pobre Juan pobre.

So I should be Gran Pollo Grande. (Note technically Grande prior to a masculine noun is gran not grande - too late to change now).

Ford, this all follows yet another example of someone who won't read, then ask clarifying questions which, if they are not too stupid ( e.g. already answered) I would tend to reply to.

How the guy got that list of hopeless causes beats me, maybe some other similar site, as they are the clippiest of clip joints/toughest of tough joints/deadest of dead MP joints one could summarize missing only Elite and Solid Gold to round out the list. Oh, and Bellamary's and Gloria on the MP side with their absurd and/or gringo pricing or both.

as usual I met up with Luis and hit the casino till dark and went to a a place he didnt frequent to much. There was good action for a Sunday. I got my fair share and we left.

Ate dinner and picked up a Masaya chick. 300 cords for the night. I kept he for a couple hours and threw her out. I guess I wasnt into her.

I prefer young girls sweet bodies without kids. It just is my deal so I lost interest.
I did buy some land and plan to build a house near the beach so I guess I will have another shot at it.

Luis is the man.

Thanks Grand Pollo

FFR

Hey guys ... what do you think a good option on a SUNDAY night might be?
Is everything there mostly closed or dead on Sundays?

Thanks ... gracias amigos!

It is not quiet on Sundays. It is quiet Semana Santa and Xmas to New Years completely.

If you are in Managua for any reason, you must go by Club Hollywood and see the most stunning and beautiful creature in all of Nicaragua. She is a dancer named Ashanty and not only is she strikingly beautiful, but she is sweet, fun, and a total pleasure to be with. She is a black Caribbean from Bluefields, tall and thin, maybe 5'6", 95 lbs, the most incredible chocolate body with beautiful tits. Her face is gorgeous and those long legs, and tiny little ass …… wow! It is worth your time to go see her, watch her dance, buy her a drink or two, and just enjoy her company. If it develops into more …… I would love to hear about it!

The problem being that a private non-sex dance at Hollwood is US$88, an hour in private is US$200 and all night is over $300. Plus you pay to get in and pay US$14 for 1/4 bottle of rum worth $1. A sucker's paradise, as are Vale Todo (both of them), Red palace, Solid Gold , Elite and Club Diamond. There is no reason to go to strip clubs unless you know the system and get phone numbers for daytime action.

Exceptions being the somewhat cheaper Cueto Club, Venus and the top floor of Aqui Polanco.

I just got back yesterday from a week in MGA including one day at the Barcelo Montelimar resort in Pochomil.

In Managua, The MP's are still OK to arrange clandestine meetings - I met a tall thin, very cute girl, 3 hours C$400, or $22.

Why didn't you ask her for her cell number and arrange a daytime meeting?

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Pollo is male chicken = cock ? Use your collective noggins. QUOTE]

Gallo is a COCK or rooster. Pollo is chicken and I never intepreted as a cock.

Pobrecito-a can be used, if there is any confusion which comes first the name or the position of poverty.

petrolero, a play on words is not worth arguing about here. also the information on adjectives using pobre as an example was accurate.

to the recent spate of private messagers - look, there is a wealth of information here about where, how much, what to avoid, what to try, where to stay.

writing to me and asking - where are girls, how much girls, where hotels?...is wasting my time. read the posts in this forum, it is the purpose of the forum.

pm's or posts asking for expansion or clarification are different, but i am not a travel agent. i also do not say when i am going or desire to meet mongerers or act as a tour guide - i have a circle of people and i need to keep things among them. with the advice here from me and others there is enough help to make it on your own - learn spanish and you are set.

managua update:

visited bellamary's again in ciudad jardin barrio, my favourite to poke fun at as they try to skin gringos - with a new driver i told him to pretend i was just a passenger to see what they'd charge and also if they'd offer him a cut. so we went in, 5 odd looking girls, one with a head shaped more or less like a football, and they said us$50. so i walked out - they panic and tell luis to get me and tell me us$30 (c$515 - or higher by at least c$115 than the highest place in managua, save for glorias).

he asked hey, if i come back alone what's it cost - they said us$20 (c$340) . less, but still too much. avoid unless you like football shaped heads and to overpay, by being robbed.

still recommended - buen gusto especially on thursdays when it is c$150 and as they have clean nice rooms with fans each with private bath. and morena on the by-pass for c$400, clean, well run, ac rooms with showers, and cute girls (at times they are very cute, some quite big a few with bluefields english).

claudia #1 and #2 were closed when i visited on sunday and since i am seeing a girl full time there it wasn't easy sneaking out to see these places or try them out. lorena's quality has suffered a bit as two girls defected to buen gusto - for less money so that should tell you how much they like lorenas.

montelimar resort by barcelo in pochomil, 63 km outside managua, is a great one day choice if you have a girl - for currently us$130 a couple off season- call them direct (in the book) or use a managua travel agent to get this rate as it is us$176 online, on the worst web site on earth to try to book.

i won a jackpot on one slot in the little casino on my last 3 credits in the machine. many machines don't work at all. note the jackpot is c$1199 on 2 coins not a lot but it appeared to be the first one they had seen in quite a while. c$100 to the change girl, c$500 to my girl and c$600 to me paid back the gambling costs.

most mp's and pretty well all strip joints are easy to get phone numbers and make dates for daytime, other times, etc. if you cannot talk and carry on a conversation in spanish then skip this tip as you won't get the message across. a movistar cell is currently (as cheap as) us$19.99+ tax and is essential even for a few days.

note - there still seem to be a lot of foreigners seeking **** girls especially on the carretera masaya. the police are watching this activity and one acquaintance and a taxista were pulled over and only the driver's personal acquaintance with the police kept one or both from jail - the girls were sent off by the police. the hotels may call the police as well. if you think this is a spot for this type of activity - go away and stay away.

Look … Grand Pollo …… I really did not intend for you to go off waxing eloquently and expounding upon all of your insightful and not so sought after Nicaraguan expertise. We all acknowledge that you are the Lord High Guru of everything there ever is to know about Nicaragua. Even though some of us have actually lived there for years as ex-pats as well traveling there three times in the past six weeks!

All that I am saying is that if one of you guys wants to meet a totally charming, beautiful, and one of the nicest most gorgeous Nicaraguans I have ever met (she also speaks English for you non-spanish guys) …… I am just saying go by Club Hollywood and sit and have a couple of drinks and visit with Ashanty. She is delightful. So, please, Grand Pollo … chill just a bit buddy!

I have read on one Internet website that there is much construction going to build a port on the Atlantic coast that will accomodate goods coming from North America and get them to Managua in at least half-time of what it's taking now .

Apparently it is in a place called Asmara and the construction is in the hundreds of millions of U.S. dollars.

I imagine this will attract as well a lot of SWs to this area of Nicaragua as there will be many construction workers and merchant marine guys there. Can somebody give a report on the activity going there now ?

There is nothing like that going on on the Atlantic Coast, Vic. Since Nicaragua is the poorest country in CA, there is no pressing demand to import anything in any quantity to justify millions of dollars on a seaport.

Noguera, beautiful she may be , as most of the Holywood girls were when I went in there but come on, it is really , really overpriced, especially for Managua.

Go in and flirt , sure but the costs to do a deal are really excessive.

To the original question, did you try to get a date outside the club's rules? That is a viable option in all the clubs and girls are no shrinking Violets for some extracurricular opportunities, gievn how much the clubs keep from what they charge the patrons.

"To the original question, did you try to get a date outside the club's rules? That is a viable option in all the clubs and girls are no shrinking Violets for some extracurricular opportunities, given how much the clubs keep from what they charge the patrons."

Yes. And she is just as incredible in private as is her personality in the club.

Well done. It is really the only way to play with these places. I shared a lot of time with two very nice girls from Vale Todo (the original one) in daytime, and they at least made some money since at times they earn practically nil from tips, girl drinks or private dances.

I have been in Bluefields on the Atlantic Coast for 2 days now and I can report based on my perception of what I saw and did.

The reception area on landing from Managua is a bit depressing as it is no more than the size of your average kitchen area, manned by a customs official who duly registers you in a book if you are perceived as a non Nicaraguan.

The trip from Managua to Bluefields return by Atlantic the national airline is about 126 U.S. dollars in a 18-seat airplane. Passengers were given 20 minutes before landing an orange drink and some crackers by the stewardess.
The trip from Managua takes 55 minutes.

At the Bluefields airport, there are some taxis waiting for customers and the trip to anywhere in Bluefields is one U.S. dollar or less.

The best and major hotel there called OASIS is on the main street and costs about 70 dollars a night. At street level , somehow part of the hotel is a Casino.
You will find decent rooms at 25 - 30 dollars a day in places like Caribbean Dreams or Anabas for one person. That comes with airconditioning , private toilet, a single or double bed, no breakfast. They are clean and right in the center of town.
A regular breakfast ( 2 eggs, white toast, ham , coffee, beans) will set you back by 2.50 dollars. Lunch or dinner : chicken or fish, rice, a few slices of tomato and fries will come to 4 dollars; a beer for 1 to 1.50 dollar.

There is no car rental service but you can rent a taxi for 6 dollars per hour or hour and a half to give you a guided tour of the city of Bluefields; it is worth it.

Bluefields is a SHOCK coming from Managua and the Pacific Coast; it rains most of the time during the day and even at night . Streets are littered with garbage but the people generally are pleasant.

for mongers, the place to meet girls easily is at CIMA a night club ( no cover charge) , security is fine, and a beer no more than 1.50 dollar. A small bottle of rhum with soda will go for about 6 dollars and can accomodate 5 persons for the evening for average drinkers.

With some luck, you can take a Bluefields woman to your room for free ( usually divorced or widows ); most will accept 5 to 10 dollars for a gift after sex.
there is only ONE place to find commercial sex in a safe way ; they ask 30 dollars for 1 hour or the night; usually, good-looking and pleasant.
Beware the street girls as they can be robbers as well. Do not walk alone at night in unlit streets.

This report is in response to comments made on the "KOS in Costa Rica" thread; the 10/5/06 posting by King of Sluts; where he states … "When I am in Central or South America, I want girls who are perfect tens, not below a ten. But the tens in Managua are expensive, I am not talking about any type of ass. I want tens, perfect models."

With these comments in mind, the closest I have ever known to a perfect ten is the most beautiful Nicaraguan dancer whom calls herself Ashanty. She works at Club Hollywood in Managua and not only is beautiful, but incredibly sweet and just a really cute girl. As you can see from the attached photo, she is a Caribbean girl from the Atlantic coast and not only has a beautiful face but she easily has a perfect 10 body. She is a tiny spinner with the perfect little ass to hold on to …… and she even has well developed tits, which is highly unusual for a spinner. To top it off, Ashanty is also the best in bed I have ever been with. She really gets into it, and with that perfect body …… damn, it is paradise. I am sure if you go over to Club Hollywood you can save a bunch of money and work out an encounter the following afternoon outside the club. Just be discrete about it. Oh yes … her first language is English. Well, it is heavily accented Creole English, but she speaks it fluently.

One rather major request …… if you run into Ashanty please keep this posting amongst we boys. She would be very insulted and hurt if she knew her name and photo was on the internet. It would truly hurt her feelings. But, I am just trying to drum-up some business for the young lady and I know any of you guys whom took her out would be really happy with her performance and personality.

Please, treat her really nice as she is a neat lady. However, if you are able to hook-up with Ashanty then give us all the juicy details.

Hey Vic Nate ......

I just noticed your report of 9/6 on Bluefields. The previously mentioned Ashanty of Club Hollywood is from Bluefields. Just thought you might eat your heart out!

Noguera, thanks for mentioning Ashanty and Bluefields and I take it in the spirit of your infatuation with her.
Noguera, girls like Ashanty, they are a number of them at club CIMA in Bluefields.
Ashanty is good-looking but she is not my cup of tea ! But , I generally agree with you that these Bluefields girls tend to be nice if you spend a little bit of money on them.
For my money , I prefer girls from Managua , more city girls , less country girls.
But to each his own.
I mentioned Bluefields here because the question was asked before and nobody came forward with fresh information. If you like rain , garbage in the streets,and sections of the city with nice houses but with UNpaved streets, well go for it.
I know I sound negative but after coming from Managua and Leon, Bluefields was a SHOCK!

Ill be moving to managua around the first week of november from panama. Hope to hear some first advices from the local scouts.
One thing that I have to mention, dont pay to much attention to KOS comments on any country, most of the times its just negativity to the square, you be judge by looking at how many posts he has had deleted/banned and you might pm jackson also for details on why he was confined to "his own thread" in panama.

Cheers people!!

Hey!! My first report: I was in managua couple of moths ago and I went to see a couple of places to check out the girls. I tell You people in Managua there are girls for all to choose and for all tastes. I went with a couple of guys that I know and first they took me to a place where the locals go and to tell you the truth that place is not too good for my personal taste. I believe someone posted the name of it on another post.

Than we went to downtown I belive they call it zona Rosa or something like that and there the girls were really hot this place is next to the casino in Zona Rosa. Wow I will say somegirls inthere were an 8 or 9. I felt that it was pricy but I was just going to check the place so I recomend this place, I am sorry I don't have names for you people. Finally we went to Valetodo or something like that. Well here is a mixture of both worlds. You will find all kinds from 2 to 3 all the way to girls that were a 7 or 8 prices were better but don't get there too late the girls are overworked. If you know what I mean. Well In my next report I will post names and all..sorry no pics.

[QUOTE=Vic Nate]I have read on one Internet website that there is much construction going to build a port on the Atlantic coast that will accomodate goods coming from North America and get them to Managua in at least half-time of what it's taking now .

Apparently it is in a place called Asmara and the construction is in the hundreds of millions of U.S. dollars.

I imagine this will attract as well a lot of SWs to this area of Nicaragua as there will be many construction workers and merchant marine guys there. Can somebody give a report on the activity going there now ?[/QUOTE]I know of a consultant working on a rail project in Nicaragua. My information is that a canal/railway is to link the two oceans bypassing the Panama Canal. I don't have any details. This is not a pipe dream, but a done deal. My guess is that the economy of the whole region will be changing shortly.

[QUOTE=Cipoton 74]Hey!! My first report: I was in managua couple of moths ago and I went to see a couple of places to check out the girls. I tell You people in Managua there are girls for all to choose and for all tastes. I went with a couple of guys that I know and first they took me to a place where the locals go and to tell you the truth that place is not too good for my personal taste. I believe someone posted the name of it on another post.

Than we went to downtown I belive they call it zona Rosa or something like that and there the girls were really hot this place is next to the casino in Zona Rosa. Wow I will say somegirls inthere were an 8 or 9. I felt that it was pricy but I was just going to check the place so I recomend this place, I am sorry I don't have names for you people. Finally we went to Valetodo or something like that. Well here is a mixture of both worlds. You will find all kinds from 2 to 3 all the way to girls that were a 7 or 8 prices were better but don't get there too late the girls are overworked. If you know what I mean. Well In my next report I will post names and all..sorry no pics.[/QUOTE]

There is actually no downtown after the earthquake but it was down where the capital buildings still are. The area you mention is near Metrocentro and is the Carretera Masaya area. There are several very overpriced clubs, Hollywood, Solid Gold, Vale Todo 2 (the original is in Monseignor Leszcano) and Elite.

In a city with MP's from C$200 to C$400 (US$12-24) paying US$140-US$300 for a night is a lot.

The best advice is to enter the clubs, buy as few $10 drinks as possible, and get girls numbers for the daytime as they will all go in the daytime for a lot less than the clubs charge.

You can drop $500 in a night at these clubs with drinks, girl drinks and a take out or an on premises girl and they are not that good. Plus they will expect breakfast and a cab home not that the latter costs much.

I have been out with 4 or 5 nightclub girls.

You can do reasonably well in Cueto Club if you cool the girl drinks (note at Vale Todo a girl drink is US$8, the girl gets $1.50 - give her US$2 instead of a girl drink if she sits with you, she makes more and is happy, you pay $6-8 less)- CC has a salida of C$375 and you arrange with the girl.

Best value for money right now with clean AC room is Morena on the bypass for C$400 an hour. The girls will meet you outside the MP off hours for not a whole lot for a whole lot more time.

Note to John Dust, this canal thing is nowhere certain and would better be described as highly unlikely.

Hello,

Just wanted to make a comment. I dropped by the "Morena" bar yesterday at about 9 PM. It was DEAD. I was the only customer, and the girls were not that great either. There was a big black girl, with enormous boobs. About a 6 IMHO. They wanted 60 USD, yes. 60 American to go to the on premises room with her. I had already been there, and yes, like you mention in your previous report, the price used to be see. 400 - see. 500 (the most expensive), wich would be something like 30 bucks, not 60. Of course I said no way, and I paid for the beers me and my driver had (something like see. 60) and hit the road. Off we wento to Gloria's MP, down at the "Paraisito" neighborhood, where I got a sweet deal for 40 bucks (still reasonable). She was a petite girl, very slender, soft skin. BBBJCIM, Great fuck!

Well, there's my two cents.

Good Luck

i was there 9 days ago - it is c$400, which is us$22.47 at 17.80.

tell me the day you were there and a rough description, did you talk to gina, large nigerian black woman, speaks english, with braided hair? i am back there in about 3 weeks and will mention this to her.

she knows i post ratings (not where mind you) and if this pricing is a new scam, i will tell her to charge fairly or report back. maybe i should tell her if isg guys come, they are c$400 and no ripoffs. she'd never figure out what isg means.

otoh gloria posts signs that say c$400 (not sure what this "see" thing is you mention) and then tell you it is us$40-60 more inside of you want "relations" and at c$800 it is grossly overpriced. note gloria has a plethora of **** girls, at some point the fiscalia will bust them and i'd hate to be inside at the time, and channel 23 and "action diez" show up with the tv.

can you speak spanish? did you come in a taxi that you hired without knowing the driver? perhaps gina pays commissions but they don't charge 3x the going rate unless you got on their bad side.

on another topic the canal business is in the news mostly due to panama looking at a $8bn. project to widen the canal so they are all a-titter in nicaragua with their multi-billion 10 year project. for a place that took 8 months to dig a hole and put in an underpass, and 2 years to pave 30km of highway, i have faint hope for the new canal.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]On another topic the canal business is in the news mostly due to Panama looking at a $8Bn. project to widen the canal so they are all a-titter in Nicaragua with their multi-billion 10 year project. For a place that took 8 months to dig a hole and put in an underpass, and 2 years to pave 30km of highway, I have faint hope for the new canal.[/QUOTE]I apologize for spreading misinformation in suggesting that this canal/railway project is "a done deal". I don't know that; it was an inference that I had taken. An acquaintance had explained the railway to me as being tied to the canal vision. It is the economics of a railway that is being seriously evaluated at the moment (perhaps to link up with the new port). You guys know much better than I.

Don't you hate it when people insinuate that they know more than they do?

Regards

Grand Pollo,

I am replying to a post of a month ago under Nicaragua general. You are right that I should have posted under Managua, but I am a novice at making posts even though I have been benefitting tremendously from this forum for a couple of years now. You will hate me for this, but my visit to Managua was over a year ago, so my information is outdated and precedes your last visit. But when I went to Hollywood, I had a much better experience than the one you had. The room I went to was enclosed (very tiny) but anyone could open the door and come in (nobody did though). I guess things have changed for the worse since my visit!

Pegasus

Well it would be an economic project bigger than literally anything in their history but: go there a lot and see how ineffectual they are, and how hard it would be to raise the money and do sonething like this.

The elections in November are a dark cloud, if the Sandys win on first ballot there goes any sensible money for 4 years. If Daniel loses on the first ballot then at least they continue with as non-corrupt a government as they can get with another millionaire president replacing the current millionaire president.

Bringing in 000's of guest workers etc., doesn't bode well for prices either.

I hope to hear back from Alex as I intend to speak to Gina at Morena and see if I have to temper my favourable opinion of the place for other than me as a patron.

My advice to avoid the nightclubs other than to make dates (with decent Spanish required) is still sound and still stands.

Gran Pollo

I had to call off my trip to Managua last year, but here I am again...If I come in the beginning of December, will you show me around?

My fantasy is: slim big titted girls, natural tits of course! willing to pay a reasonable price acc. to local standards.

Apparently Ortega made it!

Thanks. Looking forward to your reply.

Tavares

hey grand pollo,

i just checked and saw that my report got published, and read your answer.

yes, i did talk to the nigerian madame, and she told me that the best she could do for me was 50 bucks. thought it was a rip off. i really wanted to try the big-breasted tall, black girl i had picked, but not at 50 us. you should really talk to her. spanish is my native language (although i'm not nicaraguan, i think she had no problem understanding it). so i think communication was really not the issue here. again, you should really talk to her if you can. she shouldn't treat potential regular customers like that. he he.

on the other hand: i really didn't know what went wrong, until later when i thought back a little bit. and i might have the answer now: since i don't know any reliable taxi drivers that wouldn't want to mug me or rip me off, i decided to hire a hotel cab (intercontinental metrocentro), with the big signs that read "intercontinental" on the doors. they might have seen that and decided that i had enough money on me to make up for the day's low revenue. i'll try hiring a regular cab next time (any tips? reliable drivers who know all the good places, at affordable rates? ).

i had no idea that gloria had **** girls on the premises (the girl i had didn't look that young anyway.). that's pretty fuckin' scary. i wouldn't want to find myself in that kind of trouble, much less if i go live on national tv. that must really suck. as far as the price is concerned, maybe i got lucky. there weren't too many mongers that night either. it was almost empty, just like caribbean morena. maybe they saw the "no fuckin way, i'm not letting you charge me outrageous prices" look on my face. i don't know. won't go there again.

next day, i tried another massage parlour that my driver took me to. it was called "sol y luna". prices were pretty reasonable in my opinion. i had an average looking girl, in her mid 30s maybe. a 7 (but with big tits and great ass), for 20 usd, tip, condom and great attitude included. good option.

regarding your comment about the "see"s in my report, i thought i had typed something like the cord sign, or see (i really have no idea where the "sees" came from). maybe i was too drunk when i typed my report: p victoria is a great tasting beer, but kind of heavy. so anyway, substitute "cordobas" for every "see" and it should make sense.

well, that's pretty much it.

thanks in advance for your advice.

well i talked to her too, in fact, yesterday. she remembers you and you forgot the small detail of the $50 was to go to your hotel not on the premises where it is c$400. you came back and had two girls on premises for c$800. she told you not to go to your hotel as it costs $50 vs. c$400 and there is no sane reason to do so. you came in with the posts i had made and she knows i have told all of you the c$400 price and she honors that.

please state all the facts next time so i don't waste my time further.

gina is fluent in english, why would spanish pro, con, good, bad, even be an issue? i recommend it as she speaks english and it is easier on newbies and gringos.

she does not rip off gringos regardless of taxi, if you think so clip this out and take it with you and she will confirm, in english.

note if this in not you then she has no idea what you are talking about and it would amount to an impasse then. the whole who understands spanish part really confuses me as there is no reason that either of you would, she speaks english far better than spanish. or it wasn't her or it wasn't the same place. i cannot figure it out.

glorias is an **** rip joint (c$400 for "massage then us$40,50,60 for todo completo, good god what a joke) , sol y luna is a dirty joint that lost its german owner which kept it clean so avoid.

new place to avoid: elegance spa - quotes c$300 abanico (fan), c$400 con aire then the girl tell you they want c$500 ++ for sex. i talked her down to c$200 and a phone number for off site dates. if you cannot haggle like this avoid. nice clean place nice rooms, massage tables, and private bath/showers though. at c$500 is is do-able but only to get offsite numbers from the girls. very cute spinner there named jackie.

tavares i meet nobody, never, and haven't and won't, as i have done and 100% of the time it was a grossly regrettable error in judgment on my part. i don't squire around loud drunks, and misogynists, you may not be , everyone in the past have been, i am out of the tour guide business. i don't tell people when or where i am there either. for good reason. the dr i had the same problems. yes, i know you are the exception and you probably are, sorry. count me out.

plus i have a novia and spend nights with her and have little time for hijinks other than days and even then i have to be ready willing and able when she comes to the hotel at 6-7 p.m. so that limits my daytime activity to maybe one girl at 11 and one at 3 or so. she strongly suspects i might dilly-dally around so on arrival it is in the shower and things better work ok and to completion. they are pretty clever there.

i am in sal right now leaving for home in a few hours. if you can arrive/depart via sal or pty do it, copa and taca are so much better than transiting mia you cannot imagine it.

Gran Pollo,

If you are not willing to meet people, at least pls tell me:

Best places to find girls with those characteristics, I mean slim big-titted; where to stay, international standards girl friendly hotel; remember last year you wrote something about how handy it comes to have a mobile, so how to get one; and driver. Language is not an issue, I speak it fluently.

Muchas gracias

Tavares

All in the posts, as up to date as I can keep them, really. All the cellulars are pay as you go with cards from any gas station or store, as cheap as US$23, it is a matter of just buying one, activation is all set out in the box and takes seconds.

Stick with the casas and make dates with the ones you like on the QT, same with night clubs, starting with Cueto Club where it is not overpriced and Vale Todo in Monsegnior Lezcano, where it is but the girls freely date outside the club.

This elegance Spa was good in terms of girl quality, got a number from the one girl I went with, hours she works, willingness, etc.

As for hotels try the el Conquistador.

I may have exaggerated the problems I have had acting as tour guide but timing also works out rarely, and as you can see I have tactical problems with my current relationship anyway. I am sure you can figure all this out.

Just for the record:

She (Gloria) NEVER, and I mean NEVER mentioned that the 50 bucks could get me to my hotel with the girl, and I say this because I made it cristal clear that I wanted to use their rooms. Maybe it was all a misunderstanding.

Anyway, shit happens.

Thanks for the advice.

Gentilmen,

I'm planning a trip the first of next year, to Nicargua. I'v been to Costa Rica about 30 times over the last 10 years. Would like to see a different venue. I'v searched this board and found some information however fragemented. If someone with far greater experience and insight can anwser my questions I would be greately indebted. Unfortunatly there are no trip reports of Distinction from which to gleen the information.

1. A hotel within walking distance of the action? safe and quiet something similiar to the Presidente in San Jose.

2. The name and locations of massage parlors?

3. Bars similar to the Blue marlin and Key Largo, again locations and names??

4. Any houses? Locations?

5. The best way to get around ,taxi or is walking an option during the day and early evening?

Thanks,

Flaco

1. Read the posts. I guess you missed the post two prior to yours. WIth the name of a hotel in it that is.

2. Read the posts.

3. None. Note asking for comparisons to places nobody has been to is not too helpful, you may want to describe what you think you are looking for - there are no bars with pick up girls other than strip clubs and Polancos. All covered here liberally in the past.

4. Read the posts. 2 and 4 are the same thing.

5. Taxi. make sure you are sure of your directions and can negotiate in Spanish. Walking is for the insane. Things are too far apart and the walking is dangerous, if you ever have to cross a street.

There is lots of information and recent here, so please, make an effort to read the posts.

NB: It's glean.

Hello Grand, just arrived today to MGA, I would like to get your personal recommendations, even though I think you already posted plenty of them.
First places that I saw while driving down Masaya where Elite, Solid Gold and I got another reference from a friend to a ***** house named Fenix

Thxz!!!

What I have posted are totally sufficient.

The nightclubs that you mention are tourist clip joints on the order of US$300 a night, US$180 on premises, vs. the going rate of $12-$20. Fenix is a shithole of drug addled , drunken and semi-comatose skanks. You are off to a bad start.

I will add Vale Todo (both of them) and Club Hollywood as rip joints. Cueto Club is manageable with good Spanish. Vale Todo I is good to meet girls and arrange dates for daytime. In all clubs of an $8-$10 lady drink they earn $1.50 or $2. Give them 30 cordobas to sit with you vs. a drink and they both win. And only to get cell numbers.

Read the posts.

fenix is unique in its dumpiness. if you would read my reports under managua and not here you'd (he'd) have known a) not to bother and b) where to go.

c$200 is the low end price in a clean joint like claudia #2, and c$400 is the other end, caribena morena, clean private showers, air and nice girls.

the ones not to go to i have listed - gloria, bellmary's, elegante spa, for rip-off pricing. gringos especially.

lorena is passable as is claudia #1 (the original) - c$300 and c$250.

many of these places are listed in the nuevo diario classifieds, also available online.

i have never recommended solid gold (and the last time i was there last year we got in and drank for free and i still won't recommend it. nor hollywood, nor elite due to high covers and overpriced drinks, e.g. $18.75 you must be joking, as a bottle of gran reserva costs us$5 or $6 in a gas station.

however i have on more than one occasion said vale todo (i) - the original in msr. leszcano and cueto club are manageable with small or no cover and reasonable drinks (for you - do not buy girl drinks, give them c$30 instead - they make more than from one drink and you save 8 bucks).

cueto club only has a salida of (last year) c$375 and vale todo is a good place to arrange day dates, as the in club/take out prices are absurd. the girls get less than 1/5th of the takeout price for example.

in the bad(der) part of town, if you stay sober and are aware of your surroundings, polanco is worth seeing and club venus is not bad, across the street from polanco. both clubs you can have a girl on premises for c$500, not totally out of hand.

i get tired of repeating myself - is it possible you are only reading this section and not managua?

notes/corrections: the strip is not called zona hippos, the area with hippos (lousy) and woodys and a few other restaurants is called that. the main strip on c.masaya running from north of metrocentro to the shell station before the underpass is called the zona rosa. includes the star and pharoahs casinos, the hollywood complex with its casino, the strip clubs and assorted restaurants like tgif and the like.

you don't need internet access to get the mp listings as the daily diario is 5 cordobas, and you need a phone, good spanish and the ability to decipher the managua address system.

most of the mp's are cleaner and nicer than fenix, hell all of them are cleaner and nicer, and there are plenty of girls.

note the sw's who are on c.masaya south of the casino and near texaco are frequently ****, the police are stopping cars with young girls and even the conquistador will bar you with minors. those that are not **** are dogs or thieves. tread carefully as it is hard to find the diamonds among all that rough.

there are also a lot of travestis in a group that look pretty good so be careful if you are loaded that you haven't picked up a surprise. all in all the whole street scene is a waste of effort. too much work.

Does anyone have an email address or phone number for a driver in Managua? The one listed in this thread (luisnicataxi) is no longer a working address. One that speaks English would be a bonus but not required. I'm going to be in Managua for a few days in January and I would like to find a driver that knows their way around so I don't waste time.

When are you there? Luis doesn't use the e-mail but does have a phone and speaks English. Let me know the dates and I'll ask him if he's interested.

Hello guys, gauntman here with news from the front.

After a week of hard work, decided to hit the streets last night, monday. Went to the movies for some normal distraction, movie ended around 1130pm, headed out to carretera masaya and drove. Wasnt sure if I wanted to go to a strip club or look for a sw, but decided on the latest.
Many sw lined up on the opposite side of the road so made the turn and parked behind the bus stop where they were hanging. Prices were C$200(US$11.11 at current bank exchange) FOR 2 GIRLS!!
I though, hell what a bargain so decide to pick them up. Drove to an "auto hotel" which would be the equivalent of the panamenian "push button" which costs C$150(US%8.33)for 2 hours.Directions are hard to describe if you're not in the car.
Girls looked very into it at the begining, and they asked for payment first. Tried to negotiate to half rate at first and the rest after the deed but they insisted. My mistake was to comply for the payment upfront. They both went into the bath to prepare themselves but when we where in the room they demanded C$200 more for each. Hell no I said and got out and dropped them at the place where I picked them up, demanded my money back which they apparently returned and after I drove away I checked out the money and, guess what, it was a C$10 bill, got ripped C$190. BUMER!!!
Was ready to call it a day but I decided that I didnt want to go home defeated so I made another drive around the SW area and picked up a petite one but with good volume named Patricia.
Looked nice in looks and in attitude, deal was for C$200, headed out for the autohotel, and the service was excellent IMHO, so Ill definately recommend her, got her phone number (pm me for it)and even pictures and she wasnt camera shy. Ill post them as soon as I download them to my pc.

Total expenses for the night C$820(US$45) counting the rip and the good one and the 2 autohotel fees

Went to sleep like a rock after I dropped her..

Gauntman out

It happens sometimes - I avoid street girls for these very reasons. They are very hard core on the old Carretera and then some are really sweet (though unfortunately they are too young if they are sweet and inexperienced). You got a good deal at the autohotel unless it was a dumpier one, since I pay C$220 at Salamandra (near / in Barrio Hugo Chavez, kind of a combat zome) or around C$250 at Fantasia , which is hands down the best one in Managua. Take a couple girls to the VIP room at Fantasia , US$35 for a room with jacuzzi , sex chair , glass shower, 50" TV and so on. If you go after 12 midnight then you can stay all night other than weekends and get a free hot breakfast.

I might want to see this Patricia in the daytime, I will PM you.

Im still going nuts figuring out where to go DR or Nicaragua but Im experiencing minor potholes along the way.
Hotel El Almendro which has been mentioned here before just emailed to tell me they do not allow guests in the rooms. Im still waiting the response from hotel el conquistador.
Also worth mentioning is hotels in mangaua in general are not cheap. You are looking at $60/70 at least if your looking online (Ive looked all over) [url]www.centralamerica-smallhotels.com[/url] is a great place to start for other CA countries as well.

I guess you could always get a room at "fantasia" recommended by grand pollo but then you would have to get a good deal with the chica to make it reasonable. I havent read great reviews of the mps but I know they do exist.
I could even say screw managua and leave it only for tourism then head to san salvador for a week but theres not a whole lot to do in san salvador Ive already been.

All in all Id rather spend time in santo domingo if Im paying the same hotel prices and the total price comes out the same. Ive been spending way too much time trying to figure this out. There is always something to consider and Im looking to stay someplace for at least 3 weeks so money becomes a factor.
Ecuador had all the right elements but then you had to deal with altitude sickness. Go figure

[QUOTE=Artisttyp]Im still going nuts figuring out where to go DR or Nicaragua [/QUOTE]In Nicaragua you get bored alter two days there. RD is a better place to go. Consider also Panama and CR.

Regards

PTY Sexy alias Sexy Boy.

I KNOW Conquistador USED to be guestfriendly (been almost 10 years), but two points:

1) what they SAY on the phone is often different than the practice (i.e. they have a no guests policy but if you come in duisacretely late at night when the manager is not there etc.)

2. PUBLICIZING that Hotels are guest friendly is NOT conducive to them staying that way.

If you speak good Spanish, do not seel to hang out in places geared towards gringos and have a sense of adventure, Nica is great. If those three criterion do not apply to you, the DR or Costa Rica may be more suitable.

I posted a rather long detailed update maybe a year ago now, on the Almendro that points out they don't allow guests due to abuse by the visitors with street girls so this is no secret. I stay there monthly and frankly there have been no shortage of real problem guests with girls, drunken fights (2 of which I had to referee in front of my room door) and the like so this to me is not a big loss, but serves as a good warning to act more below the radar when in a foreign country. Thus the embargo for other tourists.

AFAIK, there are few problems with Conquistador if one acts discreetly which unfortunately is often a problem. I have heard with suitably discreet behaviour also means the Mansion Teolinda is an option.

The prices you mention are becoming a norm, though with taxes the Almendro is not $60 a night for a single room , it is $55, a pretty good deal (for Managua). They used to not care about daytime visitors but there was a raft of real problems a year ago and they dropped the hammer for most guests.

From direct inquiry with the hotel, the Casa Real, a short distance from the Almendro is totally friendly, except if you pay single, and then have an overnight guest, they charge $10 as you have a double for that night - they use single vs. double to refer to guests, while most refer to beds, single one bed, double two beds ( in use). However single is $65 +IVA, double $75.

If you have a car or driver, the Hotel Santo Domingo at Km 8 towards the galleria is an option as well, around $35-40 with a big pool, no idea what they think of mongering. Worth an ask if you are mobile.

Auto Hotels are usually C$200-220 which is as much as a girl wants. The most expensive is Fantasia at $35 for the VIP with an overnight option with hot meal in the a.m. on non-weekend nights at 12 a.m. or later. But the rest of the rooms end towards the normal price of $220-250. Ask the guard what you are getting as you get what has an open curtain or nothing.

Many are very dumpy - the best to pick from in Managua are Salamandra in Barrio Hugo Chavez ( good autohotel, dangerous barrio), Fantasia and the refurbished one at Km 10 1/2 C. Masaya. Also some distance from downtown the El Almendro ( no relation) and one near the entrance to Ciudad Sandino (new autohotel, extremely dangerous barrio).

Claudia 1 this trip had 14 girls some quite nice, an hour C$250. Claudia 2/Cervezeria Mou had about 6, C$200, a few nice ones. Morena was closed, didn't see a few others and Lorenas had real cows as has been the norm of late. For a high-ish C$360 it is not a good value. Both Claudias had girls who were happy to give the cell numbers and meet outside per the norm.

Remember you can do this as well at the clubs - Vale Todo I, Cueto Club, Venus, Polancos. Skip Hollywood, Solid Gold, Elite, as they are just too high , but the girls are really nice if you can get digits. $14 drinks though, wow.

MP's: Bellmary's, Glorias are still clip joints (Gloria's is outrageous in this respect and IMHO full of minors, don't be in there when the cops and Channel 10 and 23 arrive) as is one called Eleganza Spa which lures you with C$300 until you pay then they say that is for the room and a massage and you haggle with the girl on top of that, so be warned. The girls start at C$800 and go to C$200-300 in about 10 seconds. Still overall $500-600 is too much. Nice rooms though.

FWIW, I don't think e-mailing hotels to ask them about bringing in strangers is going to succeed vs. just booking a double and staying out of the spotlight.It is far easier to stick with one girl but of course that is a great strategy if you have such girls to arrange this with.

I agree with Surfer's final comments, you need the language, and avoid gringoness at all costs plus it is a lot more fun to not hang out with the gringos.

I was just confirmed that "yes" they do allow guests for an additional charge [url]www.hotelelconquistador.com[/url]. Im sorry I dont know what that is but the rooms go for US $50 plus tax.

Managua still seems a little expensive to me for what it is. There must be other sleeping options but I guess you would have to be there to locate them.

Contrary to what surfer mentioned about hotels allowing guests but not advertising it "maybe" but I wouldn't plan a mongering trip without a few solid options.

Surfer- The problem I have besides money with booking a double room is that they may not allow pfp that looks like pfp then your reservation is messed up etc. Even if she doesn't look street they'll catch on once they see a few. Again not for managua prices.

Can someone give me some suggestions in Managua?

I am going to be there for one or two night at the Intercontinal Hotel.

Is there any good places to go in the area either walk or taxi?

I would love to find a bar like the Marlin in San Jose or the Cigar bar in Panama.

I am not really into strip bars or MP's. I like the bar atomosphere.

Can anyone give me some suggestions.

Thanks

1: read the posts then ask.
2: don't expect to bring girls into the Intercontinental
3:You can walk from there to Metrocentro and in theory to the Zona Roja but since a taxi costs $1.59 why walk?
4:There are no bars with P4P girls like in the DR or CR. Maybe Caribena Morena but it is a MP and not a bar and Gina will ask you to leave eventually if you don't go with a girl.
5:There is Aqui Polancos with freelancers downstairs but there are also normal girls and girls there with boyfriends or husbands, hard to see or tell apart. It is in a tough area and it is a pretty tough place. You need a companion and good Spanish.
6: I would recommend against it for new arrivals, same as with Fenix which you will hear about now and then. Bad dumpy hardcore place. Really a MP type of operation.

About the Conquistador, at best the fee might be you pay for a double when you book vs. a single, really from talking to a guy who was a resident there for 5 months while his kid was in the hospital, he said anything goes as long as it is legal and doesn't make a racket, cause problems or complaints from other guests.

Grand Pollo,

Thank you for the information.

I did read most of the posts.

Thanks for the suggestion on the Caribena Norena. Where is it?

You think the Interconnental is not GF?

Just thought I would check.

Thank you again.

Morena, not Norena is on the bypass between Metrocentro and Carretera Norte well before the lights at the new Petronic station.

The number and a description is here if you did read the posts. And normally in the Diario classifieds every day of the week.

You can forget girls at most of the big name hotels, Intercontinental, Crowne Plaza, Hilton, Seminole, Camino Real. They are pretty upscale. If you find a girl outside an MP then you can take her to an autohotel, one of Fanstasia, Salamandra and Km.10 1/2 depending on where you are at the time, though you need to arrange the taxi to stay in the parking garage which they hate or come back at a set time which they may not. I have a driver so I have no worries in that respect.

What made you elect that hotel to begin with?

Grand,

I guess I missed the address of the Morena in one of the posts. Sorry.

The hotel was picked by a business customer. I did not pick it. It is near his office.
I travel to Central America often, but am only going to be in Managua for one night, then I go back to San Jose.

I see from some of your other posts, the Vale Todo and the Cueto Club. Are they far? Are they mainly a strip bar? Are they too over priced?

Do you recomend a drive for the night? Can you suggest someone?

What about in any of the cassinos? I was in Panama a couple of months ago and they were full of Freelance.

Thanks for the information.

For one night go to Morena, have the driver wait the hour. Fare $3 or so, an hour wait, maybe $5. Paid when you come out. C$400 for an hour. Beer about a buck.

You go to Vale Todo or CC (both strip bars - note "nightclub" is a strip bar, discos are called discos) and then what? VT there is no room onsite and CC is the same. VT has a salida of US$140 for the night for a girl you cannot bring back to your hotel. CC has a salida of around C$400 and you negotiate with the girl for around C$1500 which is $90 or more. VT 2 in the Zona Roja is a lot more money and at times it's the same girls in VT I.

Morena will send a girl for an hour (based on when she calls in on arrival) for C$500 or 550. Plus 2 way taxi, say C$50 or 60. Morena is clean & air conditioned and safe and the girls there will be the same she sends and you are paying a cab so just go there.

I have been in Pharoahs and in the casino next to Club Hollywood and have not seen likely girls or been approached and me vs. the average patron clearly indicates I have dough and they don't so it does not appear to be something to count on, probably be quite disappointing with such little time.

Note Hollywood charges US$200 for 90 minutes onsite with a stripper and US$300 take out. Ouch. $14 US for a 1/4 bottle of rum that would cost about $2 in a store.

Club Venus across from Polancos has rooms onsite for C$500 and Polancos has an autohotel across the parking lot for C$500 with your choice of their stripper. Bad, bad area though.

Your best bet is Morena or Claudia I. Open with enough girls and clean enough (well Claudia is not that great to be honest).

I have a driver if you speak Spanish and it's at least US$50 a day. If you are capable of speaking Spanish flag down a cab in good shape, and arrange a few hours at maybe $10 per.

Thanks for the information Grand.

Morena sounds like a good plan.

I think I read that there is a bar there too.

When you said they call it in, did you mean they send the ladies to the hotels if needed? And you think the hotel is not to GF.

I think I will take your suggestion and most likly jsut go there.

Thanks again for your help.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Club Venus across from Polancos has rooms onsite for C$500 and Polancos has an autohotel across the parking lot for C$500 with your choice of their stripper. Bad, bad area though.[/QUOTE]

I had to really persuade my normal taxi driver to go to Polanco's when I went there a few years back. One fight did break out while we were there, but I've seen much worse in different latin countries. I found it worthwhile, though. :)

[QUOTE=TravelWind]Thanks for the information Grand.

Morena sounds like a good plan.
I think I read that there is a bar there too.
When you said they call it in, did you mean they send the ladies to the hotels if needed? And you think the hotel is not to GF.
I think I will take your suggestion and most likly jsut go there.
Thanks again for your help.[/QUOTE]

ALL MP's sell at least beer, many locals come to grope and flirt but cannot afford C$400 but they have C$50. Yes, I meant they send a girl to your hotel but I can assure you not YOUR hotel. Not too GF? Not one iota of GF.

Polanco's and that area you MUST have an escort, local, my driver was armed when we went in, they didn't use the metal detector as he said to the doormen well, there are two reasons not to use that, one, I am this guy's bodyguard and two, I have a gun so don't bother. They didn't so you can imagine how many more are armed in there. Skip it until you know the town.

Note if Venus has cute girls dancing on any particular night, which ain't all that often, it is OK, and it is huge inside and the rooms are OK. Way too loud and way too dark for me and a lot of the girls resemble livestock.

I just returned from spending a few days in Managua and I thought I would provide some information based on what I saw. I wrote a massively detailed trip report and if you would like to see the whole thing send me a private message. IMHO it's way too much to post here (10+ page Word doc) but I'll share it with anyone that's interested.

Here are the highlights from the MP's I visited:

Caribean Morena’s
Near MetroCentro
Mon-Sat 9 AM – 2 or 3 AM
Paid $40/hr but should have paid half that. (should have read the forum more carefully!)
Many very attractive chicas and excellent GFE. I had 3 sessions here and they were all fabulous. The girls performance reminded me of the girls at Relax y Vida in Lima except you get full service here. (That's very high praise) Many of the girls here are from Bluefields and speak English. The rooms are decent and have air conditioning. (well, sort of)

Gloria’s
Near Caribean Morena’s on a side street
Mon-Sat 9 AM – 11 PM
Quoted $50/hr but you can do better (when I laughed the chica said I could talk to the manager and get a "better" price)
Chicas were old or fat. The 1 hot "chica" here was at least 45. If I was in a different mood that day I would have done her because she was smoking hot. There were about 10 chicas when I was there and most of them were cows or over 40. Didn't see the rooms but the place seems very nice.

El Buen Gusto
In a rough neighborhood somewhere in Managua
Open Sunday, not sure of their hours
$16.67/hr (300 Cordobas), Mon & Thur Special $8.33/hr (150 Cordobas)
Only 1 average looking chica the day I was there. The facilities seem decent though and the price is right. Didn't session there.

Fenix
Near MetroCentro & Caribean Morena’s
Open Sunday, open early until late at night
$20 or less if the girl likes you/50 minutes
Great for PSE, many very attractive chicas. I did 2 sessions here and both were off the charts pure PSE experiences. The place is a dump but the rooms are perfect for sexo. Mirrors everywhere, furniture to get creative with, etc. Both chicas demanded that I CIM, not asked if I wanted to for a propina, they demanded that I do it. (my kind of place and I didn't disappoint them) The first chica charged me $20 US for 50 minutes, the second charged me $12 for an hour so who knows what the prices are. Both times I was in Fenix there were 10-12 chicas working and several were gorgeous.

Claudia’s
Near Valle Todo strip club and Roberto Clemente Stadium
Not sure of their hours
$20/hour
Best looking chicas of any of the places I went and all in the 18-22 range. I had 1 session here and the girl was a solid 9. She would have been perfect if her breasts were a little bigger. Decent rooms but the "shower" is 2 55 gallon drums filled with ice water. The chica I was with just turned 21 that day and her performance was exceptional. (proudly showed me her cedula)

I had a great time in Managua but it's not for everyone. If you don't speak Spanish don't go there. It's not a place that is setup for tourists and especially not for rookie mongers. If you want to go somewhere sin gringos, however, this is the place. I didn't run into a single gringo at any of the places I went to. It was definately a nice change of pace.

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Vs. my trip a month ago:

As you note you were ripped off (three times, too) at Morenas (I really must try to give Gina a clue that ISG members are not to be fleeced). Normal price C$400 (US$22)

And Glorias has been posted (by me, repeatedly) that it is a clip joint - the price you quote seems to be as ridiculous as they tried on me. Interesting observation about the girls, when I was there in December (or maybe November) they were all around 16 or 17. Might have been raided (again).

Buen Gusto is C$200, with the $150 correct on Thursdays, so $100 lost there. The discount on Monday is new. Note it is in a rather OK neighborhood, if you know the neighborhoods it is really not unsafe at all.

Fenix official rate is C$200/30 minutes C$300 an hour, they will try to get anything they can and it is full of stoners and a lot of really dubious looking male guests. I still recommend against it unaccompanied. You did OK though so there you go - any MP that uses a metal detector at the door you have to be wary of.

Claudia I (the one you went to - there is a 2 a/k/a/ Cervezeria Mou behind La Prensa) is C$250. Vs. the $360 you paid. It had really suffered and then in December/January I went back and there are like a dozen girls and at least 1/2 quite good.

Note there is a room with AC on the main floor (C$50) more and has a bathroom with running water shower. They always take me there but they know me there. I don't use the AC though as these tiny AC units cannot cope with the room in the time you have. Morena's sort of do if you aim it at your bed. Sort of.

You missed a couple that are clip joints - Bellmary's, Elegant Spa and Travelers House, well done. Sol y Luna was OK priced but it has gone to seed.

Without Spanish it is a minefield. If you call them ahead they will quote the prices I mention. The hard part is getting a driver who then doesn't try for $5 or $10 for himself. You are right about the lack of other gringos or mongers, in fact you don't see all that many gringos in the whole country.

Still I have been reading the DR posts and they are getting away with murder on the prices so all in all it is still a low price destination done right.

I guess if you normally tip and then get charged these prices you could always not tip and it would work out pretty similar.

hey Grand, you didnt pm me about how everything went along with Patricia at the number that I pm you. Were you able to get in touch with her after all? Also I posted some pics of her on the gallery section

No, thanks for it but I have a GF there and she spent a lot more time with me than normal so days were not as open as usual so the number went uncalled.

I am going back for a dirty weekend in a few weeks in Sat p.m. and out Tuesday noon and she will probably be with me full-time again, so even some of the other girls and casas will go uncalled. Maybe Easter, I have 8 days.

Computer Guy posted a good report, certainly illustrates the need to not use taxi drivers to bargain for you and to know the language. Lots of gringo tax going on there, which is not common but you cannot fault them for trying.

[QUOTE=Sexy Boy]In Nicaragua you get bored alter two days there. RD is a better place to go. Consider also Panama and CR.

Regards

PTY Sexy alias Sexy Boy.[/QUOTE]

I was just reading back posts and noticed how stupid and incorrect this one is. Don't heed this , boys.

Hi Gran Pollo,

I am in Mga at last, staying at Hostal Real very close to a restaurant with a girafe outside.

After reading your posts I will be at Claudia's and Morena tonight.

Still no about showing me around a bit? I am a high ranking official, well behaved person and think never disappointed anyone as far as politeness is concerned.

Gracias,

Tavares

I'd go ahead and post the whole thing, break it up into a few separate posts, of course.

Nice details, good report. Finally a Jackson nominated post that would be fine to put in the Reports of Distinction thread!

[QUOTE=Tavares]Hi Gran Pollo,

I am in Mga at last, staying at Hostal Real very close to a restaurant with a girafe outside.

After reading your posts I will be at Claudia's and Morena tonight.

Still no about showing me around a bit? I am a high ranking official, well behaved person and think never disappointed anyone as far as politeness is concerned.

Gracias,

Tavares[/QUOTE]

Since I am not there it would be rather tough, I must say. If I were, I still would not. I am sure you are a high ranking official. Though if you are that high ranking someone from the Nica government would be looking after you no?

I hope you have fun at either or both though they are not really late night places, I guess Morena goes on a bit longer than most.

Talk to Gina at Morena, tell her I am continuing to recommend the place to ISG and that I am telling members the price is C$400 which it is, and I'd appreciate it, as would members if they could stop the overcharging visitors.

Are you actually paying US$75 a night + IVA for a non-girl friendly hotel? The Casa Real is no more, in the same area and is open to anything. In fact a single is $65 and if you have an all nighter they charge the $75 that one night. It is one block south of the road the Hispamer bookstore is on. Which is just at the corner of the street where the non-girl friendly El Almendro is located.

I was not boasting about being an official Grand Pollo: just trying to talk you into meeting me. My visit to MGA was private. I was maybe making too much of it. In fact I was quite disppointed with MGA after coming from Rio...I am not comparing Mga to Rio of course, but after reading your reports I was expecting better.

Both Claudia's are shitholes. I would never be with any of the women present there, short, fat, celulitis galore, simply disgusting. At Morena a black woman with rasta hair, apparently the owner according to the taxi driver, didn't even bother to say good evening when we got in. When she saw us she immediately yelled at me: que quiere tomar? Women present, again disgusting.

At Fenix among 20 or so women I saw an acceptable one called Fabiola with nice big tits and long legs. I asked her mobile number but she wouldn't give it to me with the excuse that she didn't like dating people out of her working place. She quoted c$200 for half an hour and I offered her 500 if she would meet me outside that dump the day after. No again, so I gave up because I don't think I would get a hard on in such a dirty place.

The taxi driver took me to another place around the corner of Ticabus terminal but it was the same shit.

On the winning side, nicaraguans are nice and friendly, the country is beautiful, the lakes, the volcanoes, Granada and you can spot some gems in Metrocentro that look approachable but it seems to me you need time.

Avoid crossing the border to CR by bus: a nightmare!

IMHO, demanding mongers should forget about Managua. Fly instead to Rio.

[QUOTE=Tavares]IMHO, demanding mongers should forget about Managua. Fly instead to Rio.[/QUOTE]At least another person agrees with me. Nicaragua, sucks, sorry for the Big Chicken.

I wonder about the 90 minute cheap flight to MGA vs. the 10 hour flight to Rio as a demotivating factor.

I have no idea what your high ranking official thing was supposed to stimulate other than to make you sound self-important. For all I know you are the 14th underdeputy to the deputy of the assistant subdirector of the sanitation authority so it means nothing. And your rank is unimportant to me as I don't meet up with anyone other than the two friends I have in the US and one in Panama, that come occasionally. It isn't you in other words.

I have been with and know at least 20-30 cute, fit available girls in MGA and who have fun in bed and don't have a lot of rules. Maybe I arrive when there are a bunch , I can't say, but I have never been shut out, never had a problem and never go to Fenix. The only time I have not obtained a number is from girls so new (and broke) that they don't have a phone. And a couple of times I have arranged to meet them anyway at a landmark, e.g. the main pharmacy on Ave 27 down from Claudia I. Same with Vale Todo strippers, easy marks.

Over Xmas Claudia I had three cuties, went with all 3 including one no kids, a week if that on the job, a little shy and no phone. Claudia II is hit or miss but there were two I have known a long time one 5 months pregnant and horny as a three peckered goat, she was fun too, a couple times.

I guess you landed in some vortex of no action, I can't explain it but flying to Rio is a pretty extreme alternative.

I also find that girls will even refer friends, non-pros to meet you either separately or with them, the first time you get two friends together who may not have seen each uther nude before is fun. It is all how they like you or think of you and I guess I make a good impression with the owners, the guy at Claudia gives me the scoop on who is best , Amanda at Claudia II ditto. The whole Claudia II bar put a bunch of pesos in the jukebox and played every happy birthday song they had for me last year. There are more than you can imagine.

Even two girls in a casa who are not experienced are fun the first time. At times at one place it is C$150 Sundays and Thursdays and I take 2 for C$300 which is like $16. How bad can they be for $8 each?

I think I know the Fabiola you mean. She was at Lorenas before. I have her number or my driver does or we both do. A tip, well I guess not for you now but generally - trying to get a cell # in front of management is not going to work, even in front of the other girls won't. You have to pay for her for her time in the room alone and then it is pretty easy. They know at that point you ar good for the 1/2 she keeps and then on her own even if you paid the same as the casa rate, she gets 100% more. The owners freak if they think what is going on is going on, and when it is going on, well it's obvious.

I agree and I think I said taking the bus to CR is for the empty of pocket and full of time to waste vs. a TACA or COPA flight for $100.

Grand Pollo

You have always sounded so weary about meeting people from this forum that, by telling you about my status I did not want to sound self-important but to convey the message to you that there was nothing to fear. I was never going to put you in an awkward position or to make scandals, A.S.O.

By the way don't try to figure out as you did, in a rather unpleasant way I must say, what position I hold, because you will certainly be wrong. So, be a little bit more modest and try to tone down the self sufficiency that sometimes oozes from your posts.

About Fabiola there was no one at hearing distance. Maybe you are right: to get her mobile number, I should have had sex with her in that shithole first. But I simply couldn't. It was filthy. Anyway she was nothing much to look at: she was simply not as bad as the others.

About distances I'd rather fly round the world to get first class pussy than to be offered those ugly women I saw in those dumps in Managua, around the corner. Simply a question of good taste. And numbers. You have a much better chance to end up with a first rate girl if you have hundreds or thousands to choose from. Anyway for an european Rio is not farther away than Nicaragua. On the contrary: you can fly direct to Rio from many european capitals. To MGA you won't be able to do so not even from Madrid

After years of reading reports from all of the forums, I thought I would go ahead and chime in on Managua. I have spent quite a bit of time there over the course of the last two years, probably 10 weeks total. I would have to second Grand Pollo's like of Nicaragua.

But, I will tell you what my opinion is and what my experiences have merited. First off, Managua is somewhat of a populous city, but it is also like a small town in that invariably someone will know someone else, be it whatever social or socioeconomic group that they are in. Thus, women tend to want to protect their reputations and image. The previous leads to the quality of the working girls in the casas's being low, at least that is my opinion.

I have picked up and seen others pick up waitreses, dealers and patrons of the casinos, which were far above the quality of the girls in the casas, in my opinion. Most of the waitreses in the casinos will "date" you outside of work, but you have to be discreet about it and it helps to know spanish. The same for the dealers. The average casino dealer in Managua does not make more than $250 a month, go figure what that will lead to after seeing all the money that comes across their tables. Those girls will not usually charge more than $30 to $50 USD, plus taxi fare and maybe a meal.

I have also picked up waitreses and housekeeping girls out of the hotels I have stayed at, Crown Plaza, Holiday Inn Select, Camino Real by the airport and the Seminole.

If you go to the beaches or resort areas you can also pick up women very, very easily. Being able to speak Spanish and look comfortable in what you are doing helps greatly.

I don't doubt that Brazil or Columbia has better looking women per capita, but I think that Nicaragua is by far the best value and atmosphere (by far the safest) of any of the Central American countries, including Mexico. I base that opinion on spending about 75% of my life either working, working and living or living in Mexico and during the last 3 years doing an extensive amount of work and traveling in Central America.

Nicaragua is a very decent place, albeit with some serious problems politically and in terms of infrastructure, but it should improve. The women there are incredibly nice and overall the people are too. Anyone with any good self deportment and a little money should be able to have a blast in Nicaragua. That being said, I would avoid the casas's and look for other avenues of action. Be decent and be nice and Nicaragua is a gold mine of opportunity.

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Thanks for all the great information in this forum.

Does anyone know if chica availability is affected by Semana Santa? I read that many people from Managua head to the beaches for Easter.

I'll be down in April if anyone wants a mongering wingman.

Anyone know if the ATM's are reliable in Managua? I hate carrying large amounts of cash and I'm reading that traveler's checks are hard to cash.

(yes, I read all the forums back one year and it wasn't clear). Thanks for your help.

MGuy,

I used them one week ago in Metrocentro in MGA and no problem so far.

Mountain Guy,

My experience with ATM's has been good, much better than say Mexico or some of the other CA countries. You can always go to a casino and they will do it for you and you get the best exchange rate there, not that they gouge you on exchange rates in Nicaragua.

Let you bank know you are going to be out of the country.

[QUOTE=Tavares]Grand Pollo

You have always sounded so weary ...blah blah.blah....snipped due to length..... for an european Rio is not farther away than Nicaragua. On the contrary: you can fly direct to Rio from many european capitals. To MGA you won't be able to do so not even from Madrid[/QUOTE]
I had no concern about scandals I was merely pointing out I do not travel with boardies and I don't care who they are. The attempt to impress went nowhere but it didn't matter. I don't know you I don't go anywhere with you. Lived and learned. And reading all your problems man you are a real downer.

Note I don't care who you are or what you do nor was I trying to find out. Obviously you are the deputy of trash collection himself and not the undersecretary, you could be the Pope and it makes no difference. Every single time I have tried to help of ISG members here or in the DR has turned out to be like a toothache. Drunken misogynistic cheapskates usually. I am sure most are not like that, regrettably the ones I have tried to aid have been and universally will ask for all the advice and on arrival do the dead opposite.

No doubt there are not non stop flights to MGA from Europe it is not Rio with 25 million people. Frankly the more negative posts from fellows like you the fewer people want to come and the more I am left to be, less PM's less offers to accompany me so keep it up. The fewer people to meet that travel by bus to Costa Rica is a bonus, really.

Note to aid with facts Iberia has daily flights to GUA from MAD and to connect to MGA from GUA is a 35 minute flight. No buses though, might be the issue.

NB: I suspect a great deal of members are in North America not Europe so the 10 hour flight to Rio vs. 1 1/2 to MGA from Miami is pretty relevant.

Other Boardies do not be so foolish as to ask girls in open earshot for their number and plus you don't want it if she is no good so spend the whopping $12-15 and find out. Then give her that the next day for a lot more time and more fun outside the joint.

To Mountain Guy - the casas are nearly closed during Semana Santa and there are even a lot less street girls. Do not come then, come after or leave before. Also Christmas is a real waste of time the 24th to 26th dead for sure, the 31st is out and the time between is not a lot better.

After reading a dozen or so pages in the Nicaragua forum I figured I would share a few thoughts and observations:

1. The folks bashing other posters for suggesting that Costa Rica or Rio might be a better mongering destination than Nicaragua are deluding themselves. I've been to Nicaragua a time or two, and it has many redeeming qualities for the tourist seeking gringo-free adventure. A mongering paradise it is not. A gringo can have a good mongering experience in Managua without getting fleeced, no doubt. But it takes effort. In Costa Rica and Rio it takes effort to *not* have a good mongering experience. Let's not forget that this is the International Sex Guide, not the International Tourist Guide, the International Friendly Indigens Guide, or the International Short Flights from the States Guide. Nicaragua is comparable to Costa Rica and Rio? Please. Thanks to all for sharing your info about Nicaragua here, it is greatly appreciated. But don't affront our mongering sensibilities with such absurdity.

2. Big Chicken likes the word "misogynistic. " He doesn't like high-ranking officials (would someone please kill this horse AGAIN), and he doesn't like to hang with "boardies. " Good for him. We get it. May we please move on?

3. Posters generally read the posts before they ask questions. And if they don't, who cares? If the information can't be found in the "Reports of Distinction" section, it is perfectly reasonable to make inquires in the relevant sections of this forum after a quick perusal of the thread. If I have the answer to a newbie's specific question, I will gladly answer without a condescending "read the posts" comment. And if I have a question after poring over a dozen or so pages of pissing contests between some self-anointed patriarch and innocent posters, I'll ask. For those having difficulty grasping the concept of message board discourse, let me share something with U. If someone asks a question, there are likely many others seeking the same information. Is this really so difficult to understand?

4. I find it curious that Big Chicken doesn't want to be bothered with PMs, questions that he believes can be answered by "reading the posts, " and other annoyances associated with a high-traffic message board, yet he is by far the most prodigious participant on this forum. Hmmm.

I tried in a polite way to reason you but you won't understand...so, poor Little Pollo, keep that shithole called Managua all for yourself.

After reading a dozen or so pages in the Nicaragua forum I figured I would share a few thoughts and observations:

1. The folks bashing other posters for suggesting that Costa Rica or Rio might be a better mongering destination than Nicaragua are deluding themselves. I've been to Nicaragua a time or two, and it has many redeeming qualities for the tourist seeking gringo-free adventure. A mongering paradise it is not. A gringo can have a good mongering experience in Managua without getting fleeced, no doubt. But it takes effort. In Costa Rica and Rio it takes effort to *not* have success mongering. Let's not forget that this is the International Sex Guide, not the International Tourist Guide, the International Friendly Indigens Guide, or the International Short Flights from the States Guide. Nicaragua is comparable to Costa Rica and Rio? Please. Thanks to all for sharing your info about Nicaragua here, it is greatly appreciated. But don't affront our mongering sensibilities with such absurdity.

2. Big Chicken likes the word "misogynistic. " He doesn't like high-ranking officials (would someone please kill this horse AGAIN), and he doesn't like to hang with "boardies. " Good for him.

3. Posters generally read the posts before they ask questions. And if they don't, who cares? If the information can't be found in the "Reports of Distinction" section, it is perfectly reasonable to make inquires in the relevant sections of this forum after a quick perusal of the thread. If I have the answer to a newbie's specific question, I will gladly answer without a condescending "read the posts" comment. And if I have a question after poring over a dozen or so pages of pissing contests between some self-anointed patriarch and innocent posters, I'll ask. For those having difficulty grasping the concept of message board discourse, let me share something with U. If someone asks a question, there are likely many others seeking the same information. Is this really so difficult to understand?

4. I find it curious that Big Chicken doesn't want to be bothered with PMs, questions that he believes can be answered by "reading the posts, " and other annoyances associated with a high-traffic message board, yet he is by far the most prodigious participant in this forum. Hmmmm.

Bravo, Angrypirate, I couldn't have said it better myself. Grand Pollo flamed me repeatedly about a year ago because he thought I spent more money than he would have on an outcall to my hotel when I was in Managua. He is indeed the "self-anointed patriarch" of this thread. Someone needs to deflate this pompous, opinionated ass, and I'm glad to see that you did so. Also, you're dead on accurate on Managua vs Costa Rica and Rio as mongering destinations. I think Managua and Grand Pollo deserve each other.

Lorenzo

Apparently there are quite a few people who share my opinion about you...self-annointed patriarch of this forum? YES!, Angry Pirate...Pollo and Managua deserve each other? YES!, Lorenzo.

You guys are a tough bunch. Grand Pollo has provided some good information, although I agree he is a bit opinionated. We mongerers are different and like varying experiences. It drives some of the vererans crazy when I go to the tourist spots to sightsee and waste valuable mongering time, but that is what I enjoy (plus the photos provide an explanation to the "What did you do while you were there?").

One of my favorite things about ISG is meeting other mongerers around the world. I met a couple hilarious guys in Bangkok that knew the city inside and out, mongered with the legendary Nibu in Peru--where I took a $6 skank at a casa and overpaid for a 10+ from a strip joint, and last year had a ball mongering with DodgerBulldog in Guatemala.

I'll be around the first couple weeks of April if anyone wants to hook up for some laughs and cervezas.

Do not know the chicken, nor have I been in Managua is 7 years (or Costa Rica in 20), but I can say that IMHO Costa Rica is for kooks who cannot handle anything other than Latin Lite. I thought that in 1987, on my one and only visit, and I cannot even imagine how much I would hate it nowadays. Why not just go to TJ or Nuevo Laredo?

Managua (all of Nica) is NOT for those lacking third worlds acumen or cojones. It is not for those who want to associate with other gringo sex tourists on a regular basis. It is not for those whose Spanish is limited to "kwanto senyora". It is not for those seeking a scenic capital (it is hideously ugly and even makes Panama City seem attractive in comparison).

Rio is a World class city with tremendous, if expensive, mongering. While MGA cannot compete with Rio from a mongering perspective, where can? Certainly not Buenos Aires or Cartagena (two of the most en vogue mongers venues at present)!

[QUOTE=Mountain Guy] and last year had a ball mongering with DodgerBulldog in Guatemala.[/QUOTE]MG,

I think you were very gracious not to mention that I missed a turn which caused us to detour for about 30 miles into parts unknown, while leaking oil. Twice.

But in the end, we got the job done, didn't we? It was fun.

Obviously others disagree, but I think making friends while sharing our hobby certainly adds to the experience for me.

Hope we cross paths again someday!

Db

[QUOTE=Surfer]

Managua (all of Nica) is NOT for those lacking third worlds acumen or cojones. It is not for those who want to associate with other gringo sex tourists on a regular basis. It is not for those whose Spanish is limited to "kwanto senyora". It is not for those seeking a scenic capital (it is hideously ugly and even makes Panama City seem attractive in comparison).
\[/QUOTE]
You are correct in all points, though outside the capital the country is very scenic. The observation of someone's first or second posts are flames is even funnier when the person with two posts has posted the same thing twice.

In comparison to the DR which has priced itself out of common sense, Nicaragua is an oasis however without language skills and an understanding of the type of environment there it is a waste of time for the calculator/translator set with guide chulos at their side.

I like the fact that it is generally safe but at the same time I have to travel with someone armed to go shopping occasionally.

If you are ever there when I am we can meet. I suspect you won't be a liability. I next arrive near the end of Semana Santa.

Note I didn't flame Loernzo as much as point out he got clipped by a greater degree than the place he called already normally clips tourists (Bellmary's in Ciudad Jardin) . I even went back there late last year to see if they mended their ways and they tried clipping again, when my other driver asked them the price and I pretended to not understand them. They dropped from $50 to $40 to $20 as I left but still offered $14 to him if he came back. That is reportable to the members here as a fair warning.

It is not the best choice for the unfamiliar, and the fewer the better if they don't know that. CR is an hour away but who pays those prices?

and Granada is attractive. Was NOT saying all of Nica is ugly, just Managua.

I would enjoy meeting another "self appointed patriarch" (I've been called much worse in the Colombia forum LOL!) who does not pull any punches with the clueless. Luckily for you, Nica has never been the flavor of the month (sparing it from the invasion of kooks that has befallen several cities in my beloved Colombia, Cartagena and Medellin in particular).

Never had much interest in the DR as I view it as Kooka Rica on an island.

I will help RESPECTFUL and articulate newbies who RTFF before asking questions. I have met MANY members, though I CAREFULLY research their posting history on ALL boards before agreeing to meet, and have made several great friends that way. Can only think of two that I regretted agreeing to meet.

I DO think it is time to return to Nica sometime this summer (best waves) and would enjoy meeting a knowledgeable (and irascible!) Latin lover like yourself. I will PM you.

Suerte Compadre Pollo

You know how to reach me.

I am there April, May, July (early), August , October, November and Xmas so there are lots of opportunities. I have over a week in April so I will drop into Morena and find out if maybe ISG members can ID themselves somehow, and check out the others - a few new ones cropped up last trip but I was there for only about 2 1/2 days and encumbered so shopping or browsing was out.

I see Fenix has a sign now, mounted on a truck but parked outside, not sure if they intend to drive around or what or if it was just handy to put it on a truck but they are calling themselves a nightclub now. That normally denotes a strip joint. No idea how or where they'd have strippers but I will go in and check.

I see the people who knocked off the owner (shot, stabbed, beaten and lit on fire and then dumped in a river, no less) of Aquí Polanco got long sentences in the pokey. I assume operations are still as strange there, may drop in as well for a looksee.

The previous comments on Claudia (I) were interesting, they had over a dozen girls up to Jan 2 and we will see if they are cutting back or not.

Fellow mongers,

Stay away from the so called mongering scene of Managua: IT SUCKS!!

Go to Rio instead...

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]When are you there? Luis doesn't use the e-mail but does have a phone and speaks English. Let me know the dates and I'll ask him if he's interested.[/QUOTE]

Grand Pollo,

Do you know if Luis is still available? I can speak basic Spanish, but it would be more convenient having a driver that knows where the spots are. Could you please PM me with his phone number or ask him if he wants some business the first couple weeks of April?

I am planning to be in MGA mongering at the beginning, middle, and end of my trip, and off sightseeing the other parts.

MG,

Another option is Delbis ( mobile 505 638 5212 ). He has is own car ( A/C a must in MGA, very hot and polluted ) and speaks good english. Took me for a day tour to Granada and the volcanoes for 100 usd only. Invited him for lunch at a restaurant in Masaya where he takes foreigners for a fee. People in general are so poor in Nica that I felt happy to oblige.

[QUOTE=Mountain Guy]Grand Pollo,

Do you know if Luis is still available? I can speak basic Spanish, but it would be more convenient having a driver that knows where the spots are. Could you please PM me with his phone number or ask him if he wants some business the first couple weeks of April?

I am planning to be in MGA mongering at the beginning, middle, and end of my trip, and off sightseeing the other parts.[/QUOTE]
I haven't seen him since before Xmas but I will ask my driver to call him to see if he is doing that. He isn't cheap, at least $50-60 a day though on season (Semana Santa is definitely on season) a rental car would be near that anyway. Big risk that for the week he may be doing the vacation thing. I'll check.

Before I check either reply here or PM me with when exactly and where staying and if you want all day every day so I can advise him . Hmmm... with this info PM me.

My driver is occupied with me same time. Or you could use him.

Note more than $50 unless maybe a bit like $10 more for gas paid at the end of the day which I have done marks you as a rube to the nth degree and don't pay that - to anyone - he does try to drive a hard bargain. He has driven me as far as Pochomil and south of Nandaime as part of the fair non rube/gringo price of $50 plus $10.

GP's price of $50 is more reasonable. I liked renting a car EXCEPT for driving in MGA with its unmarked right turn only lanes and other traps for the unwary. Got stopped by MGA';s finest, and that was a story, twice a week on average. Gringo driving expensive car (4X4) is too lucrative to let pass for them. Maybe danny boy has cleaned that up (yeah right!). Police corruption is a constant in CA (leftist governments are no better, and no worse, at controlling it).

In fact I paid 140 usd, now that I think of it! It was of course way too much, I realised that but I did not want to bargain. I'd rather pay a bit more and not be obsessed with looking for the best bargain all the time, like some fellow mongers on this forum....

Inflating prices that way? so be it: why not to share with these poor people some of our wealth?

[QUOTE=Surfer]GP's price of $50 is more reasonable. I liked renting a car EXCEPT for driving in MGA with its unmarked right turn only lanes and other traps for the unwary. Got stopped by MGA';s finest, and that was a story, twice a week on average. [/QUOTE]

I didn't recommend $100 so who thought that was fair?

The transitos do like to catch gringos and get those multas to meet the quota. For the cost of a rental car getting someone to get those impossible directions right a car and driver is a great deal at the right price as we both agree is around $50.

I have driven my drivers car away from town, north and south. Just to get that sunburn on each arm equally.

I never rent cars in foreign countries. Way too much stress for me, plus some of the taxi drivers are great sources of information. When I was in Cuzco, Peru, I was told there were almost no mongering spots, but a local taxi driver that I befriended earlier that day took me to a half dozen places tucked away in residential neighborhoods.

Grand Pollo, I PM'd you with my initial days. Thanks again for your help.

The last time I rented a car, I just paid a flat $6 per hour. Of course that was 3-4 years ago, and gas has gone up *slightly*. $100 is way high, unless you're driving very far, or a 12 hour day.

All day $50 plus meals for the driver and maybe gas if you go to Esteli or Matagalpa or to Rivas. $100 never, you can rent a car for $50 and they will provide a driver for $30 at the most so more than $80 is just stupid.

Once upon a time in Managua:

[url]http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/17868992/[/url]

Hola,

Damn it is hot during the day here!

Luis picked me up at the airport last night and took me to the room I confirmed with a credit card at El Conquistador, but they were full and didn´t seem to care that I had made a reservation. Ended up down the street at the Monte Hierdra Inn, $40, very nice English speaking staff.

We took a tour of the chicas working the street in Zona Rosa. There were a couple of real lookers. Stopped in Fenix and there were 13 chicas, some ugly, some fat, and 3 hot ones. Picked the petite, georgeous one for 200c and had a fun filled 30 minutes. Her name is something like Meredith or Marybeth. Looks and body: 8, performance: 6. Dodger Bulldog would have loved this one.

Took the big road tour today. Luis should be a tour guide instead of a taxi driver. We did the volcano, cathedral, Pasaya thing, great $3 lunch for both of us, then back to shower and monger. We started at Morena--told Gina you sent me, GP. It is a nice setup, but all the chicas were on the large size--like major junk-in-the-trunk. Ended up at Fenix again in the late afternoon. The selection wasn´t as good, but I took a tall, light skinned chica with big hooters. Face: 8, body: 6, performance: 9, pornstar stuff.

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky]Once upon a time in Managua:

[url]http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/17868992/[/url][/QUOTE]

Panic mongering at its best. So what do you recommend (and have you ever been? I bet you haven't)

The likelyhood of any visitor getting involved in this type of thing is lower than nil.

The "real" suspect comes from a rich family so this guy's family needs to outbribe them.

[QUOTE=Mountain Guy]Hola,

Damn it is hot during the day here!

Luis picked me up at the airport last night and took me to the room I confirmed with a credit card at El Conquistador, but they were full and didn´t seem to care that I had made a reservation. We started at Morena--told Gina you sent me, GP. It is a nice setup, but all the chicas were on the large size--like major junk-in-the-trunk. [/QUOTE]

Hot it sure is. Wait for the rainy season when the humidity is 90%, as well.

Even though Morena had the bigguns there (which has been a problem) did she at least tell you the price was going to be C$400?

The El Q is famous for doing horribly with reservations and it is not reliable enough to recommend or prebook with confidence. They have been known to just delete e-mail requests if they are full vs. a reply saying so. OK place if you happen upon it and they have a room but that is as far as you can count on.

Hope you continue to have a good time.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Panic mongering at its best. So what do you recommend (and have you ever been? I bet you haven't)

The likelyhood of any visitor getting involved in this type of thing is lower than nil.

The "real" suspect comes from a rich family so this guy's family needs to outbribe them.[/QUOTE]

Your statement that you have to "travel with someone armed to go shopping" is more likely to qualify as "panic mongering" in scaring potential visitors from going to Nicaragua. You seem to be a victim of your own criticism.

What do I recommend? I recommend staying out of a judicial system where "outbribe" is an accepted legal term for getting falsely accused gringos out of prison.

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky]Your statement that you have to "travel with someone armed to go shopping" is more likely to qualify as "panic mongering" in scaring potential visitors from going to Nicaragua. You seem to be a victim of your own criticism.

What do I recommend? I recommend staying out of a judicial system where "outbribe" is an accepted legal term for getting falsely accused gringos out of prison.[/QUOTE]

grand is not that far from the truth. I lived in Managua for 2 months and there were places where we did have to get a friend to bring his gun, particularly the Mercado Oriental, but most places where the normal people hang out, its not a requirement

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky]Your statement that you have to "travel with someone armed to go shopping" is more likely to qualify as "panic mongering" in scaring potential visitors from going to Nicaragua. You seem to be a victim of your own criticism.

What do I recommend? I recommend staying out of a judicial system where "outbribe" is an accepted legal term for getting falsely accused gringos out of prison.[/QUOTE]
Please actually go to Nicaragua, then have an experience other than reading, then comment. We can all google and read news. The point is, this situation is so marginally relevant to actual visitors that it is nothing more than scare mongering from surfing the web. Needless info.

If you as I did, go to the Mercado Oriental to photograph the embedded brothel (Callejon de la Muerte) you will take , as I did, your driver , a body guard to watch your back and in this case as my driver has a gun and an permit, a gun and a permit. We actually planned to go back at night and had arranged to hire two off duty cops for US$20 (total for 2 hours) and they were bringing their AK-47's so by comparison we were relatively unstrapped.

Even shopping for anything major where you have to go in with a fair amount of dough, a gun or guard makes sense. There is the biggest gun shop in Managua in the Mercado so they probably know who their customers are and where they are as well.

I am assuming you have seen nothing of Latin America if you are shocked by the idea of bribes making the case in criminal matters. I have a friend in Panama, formerly of Honduras whose wife lost a court case. Immediately after she ran over the judge with her truck. Arrested and got 8 years. After a few weeks to let emotions settle, and after a rather reasonable $5000 payoff she is out with no record. The judge she ran down got some, and the rest was spread around as it is in these places.

Where you live, I presume the USA the non falsely accused stay out of jail the same way. Surely you know that much.

It feels safer in Managua that Guatemala City or Lima if that makes a difference. The outlying towns are much safer.

Guys …… the "Today show" story about the gringo in Tipitapa prison is an extremely unique situation. I know Nicaragua …… I used to live there …… and there has to be something more to the story than we are hearing. I used to spend 4 nights per week in barrio Villa Venezuela which is known as the toughest barrio in all Managua. I am a blonde, blue-eyed gringo … and I don't very well blend in with the scenery. I never had one iota of a problem. I used to hang out at Aqui Polanco …… again, never a problem. I even used to do Fenix on a regular basis …… never a problem. In all sincerity, Managua is the safest city in probably all of Latin America. Definitely safer than any major city in the USA. Just don't act like a dumb ass Gringo! Again … there is something hugely "fishy" about the San Juan del Sur murder case with the Gringo in Managua at the time. San Juan del Sur is a big tourist area and believe me they don't want to do anything to drive away the Gringo dollar. You need not worry about your safety in Nicaragua.

The local Nicas I have talked to said the guy is guilty. They all say he hired someone to off his novia and thought he had his tracks covered.

I tried to add a couple nights to my SJDS reservation and it was impossible. The whole place is booked, even the hotels 30 kilos away. Must be a nice beach, as folks come from Costa Rica to stay there.

So I´m back in Managua. Luis offered to pick me up in Grenada, as he doesn´t have much work in Managua with everyone at the beach. Morena, Claudia 1 & 2, and Buen Gusto are closed. We went to a place in a barrio that looked like another house, but opened up into an outdoor courtyard with big screen televisions--sort of like an outdoor sports bar only with 16 chicas. Two of the 16 were doable and are apparently 130c. I was trying to decide on a curvy dark skinned gal or the young skinny one, when they both went in back. Snooze and lose.

Ended up back--yes, again--at Fenix. I´m becoming a regular here, but they seem to have some new faces each time I go. This dark and sleezy place tends to grow on me. The tall chica with big tits wanted me again, but I saw a young spinner that was shy, but very cute. Her name is Linda and I recommend her for those wanting the GFE experience. She claims to be 20, not the nasty pornstar performance like the tall one, but affectionate and sweet. Looks: 8, Performance: 8 (great oral skill).

I am still pissed at Conquistador for not honoring my reso and the other hotel was far off the beaten path, so Luis recommended El Almendro. It is very nice and worth the extra money. Nice staff, pool, spacious room with kitchen, and close to the mall and ever important gas station with beer, rum, water, and ATM. Walked to the mall last night and ate at the food court while watching the teenage couples do their thing.

I have gone through most of the better chicas at Fenix and may have to take a s/w tonight.

Whew! I have read all the posts so no stupid questions will be asked

Thanks Grand Pollo for your weath of information. Have booked 2 nights at Hotel Almendro. I expect finding top shelf pussy to be an adventure

3 nights I have left open on my short 6 day trip

I am experianced having been to CR, Panama, DR, Hondouras, Brazil, Argentina but still my Spainish is muy malo but I can get around no problemo

Will plan on posting my experiances on this board. Interested in meeting up for a night on the town if anybody is interested.

Please note you cannot bring girls into the Almendro so don't try if that is a plan. Use autohotels or the casas. They will happily charge you $50 for the girl per night or eject you. Sometimes really late the guard will look the other way, a small propina like a pack of Marlboros is appreciated.

I remain amazed at reading that someone has been to 5 Spanish speaking countries and has no Spanish. It is a real handicap not being able to communicate. Why can't you learn some? Just curious.

I am in the VIP lounge at MGA airport right now as I write this, heading home 4 days early unfortunately as my travel agent booked the 18th not the 15th for my return and the 18th is 3 days too late and the 15th is now sold out. Maldicion!

Per the gringo in jail, I suspect the reports below as to a plot to get rid of her and manufacture an alibi have at least equal weight to his story.

Wish a had more time to study Spainish. And I have been to 7 countrys I left out Guatamala City & Columbia. I said my Spainish was Bad but I have learned quite a bit and overall I have an easy time being understood of course I know to stay silent alot.

I like to tell the girls that dinero for sexo is cold & that I like romance & passion & of course they reply that they are very passionate & then try to throw a little romance my way. Yes I know about the no overnight policy at Hotel Almendro but MP girls should be fine for the first 2 days. If I find some GFE I will get me a Love hotel with a hot tub and I will not have to worry about my lap top or cash in my hotel. I am very oversexed & I look the ladys that will give me a workout 2-4 Orgasmo's a night my guess is that I will meet her at Polanco's although crusing the Casinos & the fancy hotel bars is also a great way to meet top shelf chica's as that is the case in most Latin countrys that have visited. No I will not overpay but will pay extra for quility as classy with a nice spinner body is important to me. I am 40 with Italian looks and Latina's seem to go for me. 5'11 HWP green eyes dark hair untill I speak I blend in.

As GP noted, many of the places are closed for Semana Santa. Fenix was open as was Salavador I (I think that is the name). I don't have a clue where this place is and you probably wouldn't want to go there alone anyway. There were 14 chicas, with 4 doable and 2 nice. I should note that I like the petite, dark skinned ones. The Nica guys seemed to like the big curvy chicas that didn't interest me.

The beers here are 15c vs. 40 at Fenix and the chicas are only 130c. I picked the spinner and we went into the back into a small, dirty room. She did grab a fresh sheet at least. My spinner was "con leche", so I assumed she had a baby at home. I was bummed that she would not offer oral, so I give her a 5 for service, 6 for looks (the milk doesn't do much for me). For US$7, I guess it was worth it, but I will not go back here.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Please note you cannot bring girls into the Almendro so don't try if that is a plan. Use autohotels or the casas. They will happily charge you $50 for the girl per night or eject you. Sometimes really late the guard will look the other way, a small propina like a pack of Marlboros is appreciated.

GP, I tipped the night security guy frequently and took a beer out to him late one evening to hang out and practice my Spanish. I asked about bringing a chica back and he said I could.

I doubt the ladies at the front desk would approve and I also didn't clarify if he expected extra money. I sensed, like you said, that being quiet about it and offering a tip would take care of it.

I did not test their policy even though I saw many really nice chicas on the street at Zona Rosa as El Almendro does not have room safes, which I consider a necessity when having a s/w in your room.

Mountian Guy,

Your story reminds me of TJ Street walker action lots of girls on the street but just for fucking as most would not do the bbj. The dirty rooms for $5 30 min of doggy for $15 we used to call them the $20 dollar special. Get tired of that scene after a few times but they are hard to forget.

Thanks for the Almendro update. If I click with a chica I know that it is possible. So you are at the hotel untill when?

[quote=mountain guy]

gp, i tipped the night security guy frequently and took a beer out to him late one evening to hang out and practice my spanish. i asked about bringing a chica back and he said i could.

i doubt the ladies at the front desk would approve and i also didn't clarify if he expected extra money. i sensed, like you said, that being quiet about it and offering a tip would take care of it.

i did not test their policy even though i saw many really nice chicas on the street at zona rosa as el almendro does not have room safes, which i consider a necessity when having a s/w in your room.[/quote]

if the management finds out you are out $50 and on your ear in that order, trust me. if you can get the conquistador (admittedly they need work on the reservation front) then stay there. i would not bet on all the guards. this is just not a bring girls back place, it is an ok place if you have one as i do, who they know. you pay by the room so 1 or 2 is the same but they are fairly stiff on this so it is not worth the effort or the risk, not when there are more tolerant options.

note also a lot of sw are **** and there is amazingly enough an effort to stop them in cars, and if there are gringos with them probably more so, and that is a risky move to be caught with one as they look in their 20's and have someone else's cedula. and they will steal like pirates.

[QUOTE=Mountain Guy]As GP noted, many of the places are closed for Semana Santa. Fenix was open as was Salavador I (I think that is the name). .[/QUOTE]

Salvadoreno I and II are real working class bars with 15 minute girls. Not for the timid or those looking for hotties. Cheap beer though for sure and they won't bother gringos or anyone for that matter. It was 106 the other day and I would not relish being inside those steel roofed places which are like ovens. Worth a look though.

[quote]Thanks for the Almendro update. If I click with a chica I know that it is possible. So you are at the hotel untill when? [/QUOTE]I left this morning--at 5 a. M. No less--and just arrived home. For my last night, Luis took me by Morena and there were a couple more chicas, but still too grande for me to pay for. We went to Buen Gusto and they were closed, same with Claudia I. Claudia II was open and had three chicas that didn't appeal to me. They said the others left at 5 p. M.

You guessed it, I ended up back at Fenix for my last night. They must have at least 30 chicas working there, as there were many fresh faces each time. It was much busier, with lots of locals and three gringos. I picked a very cute, young spinner named Veronica and bought her a beer. While we were talking, another guy came over and wanted her. I immediately got out my 200c and off we went: She was interesting--she performed a very nice strip dance and seemed to get off watching herself in the mirrors. Then she was bouncing all over the place and kept wanting to change positions every minute. This young thing definitely had more energy than I did. Looks: 8. 5, Performance: 8. She only sat down for five minutes before she left with another guy. Luis pointed out that the cute ones get too much action.

I'll come back to Nicaragua.

Rolled into town last night Hotel Almendro had a cab driver waitng at the airport with a sign with my name on it. That was cool. No time to get a money exchange so all I had was 100 dollar bills. At the hotel no cambio so I had to walk to find a way to get me Cordoba's. Found a casino that was happy to excange my 100 so I played blackjack up a little I left with 2000 Cordobia's. Casino bar was packed but the bitches were plan cept for the promotion girls they were hot.

Took a cab to Fenix. So far Managua reminds me of TJ. I sat and drink beers (no booze acck) watched the yound staff of ho's go in and out of dingy rooms with drunk Nicaragua men nobody looked very happy. About half of the 15 girls girls working were sexy enough to session with but I am on a quest for something nicer. Tired went to bed at 1pm. Friday I get a car & drive to Granada then return to Managua to try a more classy establisment then Fenix.

The casas other than Morena are not really late night places, though Claudia I is open to 9 or so I think if they have any business. Fenix seems to be fitting the nightclub mold like Venus or Vale Todo. I dropped in to Claudia II on Monday and she only had three girls in the daytime. Right after Semana Santa it can take a while for them to drift back - a lot are from the provinces and pretend to work in legit Managua business while they live in and work in the casas.

I note with some dismay that Cueto Club (CC) has closed - it was a real mainstay of the Managua low cost (relative) strip joint industry, too bad really.

The advantage of early closings is that it is quite easy to meet the casa girls after closing for a lot longer time in a nicer environment like an Autohotel.

Failed in my attempt to get a car (Hertz & Dollar did not have an automatic)did alot of walking Managua is not a very pretty town as far as I can tell about 12pm had a cab take me to Morena's was very dead with 3 girls that I had no intrest in. So I walked to Fenix and had my 1st session with a 22 year old chica 5'3 130lbs few tatoos pleasant to be with BJ with condom doggy style finish 40 min of sexo no rushing not bad but very much like a business deal tipped her $100 paid $200 Cordobias & was pleased (excange rate is 1800 to $100 US) but I want more passion & excitment as I am spoiled from my past experiances. Need to see some lakes & volcanos so that I can start realy enjoy what Nicaragua has to offer

But will be on the prowl again tonight & will try Morenas again.

Managua may have cheap pussy but it's hard to find a city that is as ugly tonight I was was determained to find some redeeming quilitys and have a good time. Went to a part of town called Bello Horizonete to a popular bar called Los Idolos. Many mariachi musicians many drunk happy Nica's. It was cool but no action as most people were coupled up.

After awhile I left that part of town back to Metro Central to try a couple of party bars there. Pirata had live music and good food. Lots of happening bars & pubs in the area. Went bar hoping & met some ladys got flirted with a 30 something woman who used to live in Maimi but she left with her friend. Went to Fenix saw the same girls as that night before and got disgusted with the whole scene as I much prefer protitutes that do not turn 15 plus tricks a week and are still so poor that dinner is noodles in a cup. Scary & the service is not up to par. Need to leave this ugly depressiing city of Managua. I am in such a mood that I go back to my hotel to sleep not even bothering to vist the recomend casa's.

Wow what a nice weekend. Found a car Sat morning ($37 a day) and made the drive to Granada. It was a very easy drive stright out of town 1 road stright line What an improvment Granada is compaired to Managua wonderful hotels eclectic bars & restaurants. Many hot woman from all over the world smoking night life with live music & art every where around. I am in love with my Hotel. The Hotel Colonal. Canapy bed. Expencive art. Marble floors painted halls. Big pool with flowers and art and a swim up bar. $60 walk up price. 1/2 off web rate. Lucky day as a group of 20 school nuring students who did some free medical in the hills were now ready to party in Granada some HOT bodys from LSU. Stayed at the hotel pool and drank margarita, s 15 to 1 woman to men heheh. Agreed to go dancing at 11pm. As soon as it got dark I made my way out for dinner about 20 steps from my hotel at the Parque Colon. A group of latinas beken me over. " You want sexo with me? Asks a skinny 20 something. About a 6 in looks. About 2 girls another hard looking girl asks if I want 2 women. Damn pretty easy to get sexo wahoo. Ok I am game and over 200 agreed. In the room she wants 300 for a BJ so I give her 200 and tell her 100 more for an orgamso. Not bad & I was lucky that I got her past the front desk no problem's. She also helped me score some 420 for 50 Cordobia's (plenty & plenty good). Also went out at 11-3am and found some nice live music with live salsa and many sexy woman dacing & drinking. At 1 am it was mostly white woman with blonde hair. I thought there were Americans but when I started to chat them up I was talking to Germen ladys who do not talk English. Sexy as hell danced till I hurt. No pussy but I had a great time and many Nica's men & woman were very sweet and made me feel welcome in Granada. Suday enjoyed swiming in a Crater lagoon and at night found another park girl for another soso BJ. Now ith is Monday & I am back in Managua. And HAPPY TO BE HERE as I hit a Jackpot at Silver Star Casino for $5000 Cordobas. Girl is $200. Flyaway Tuesday had a good time. Yes Nicaragua has cheap pussy but just not the type of hot latinas I prefer as Panama and Costa Rica are wiser chosing if you like top shelf ladys in your bed. Who have style and pesonality and stay the night.

Hope I have been helpfull in my report.

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ComputerGuy and others inspired me, so here is an update and a supplement based on my experience from April 19th to April 21st, 2007.

Spanish is essential in Managua. The exchange rate is still 18 Cordobas to one Dollar.

The taxi drivers wearing red shirts waiting outside the airport charged me 17 Dollars for the 20 to 25 minute ride to La Rotunda Rubén Darío. Upon leaving, my hotel arranged the same ride in reverse for 15 Dollars.

Club Fenix - This is a bar with women available on site located about 100 meters east of the roundabout that has the statue of Christ standing on a ball with arms outstretched (La Rotunda Christo Rey). For navigation purposes, the statue faces (basically) west, away from Fenix and toward the Mall (El Metro Centro), which is only maybe one kilometer up the road at the next big roundabout, which is La Rotunda Rubén Darío. It's walkable, but I, personally, would not make this particular walk after about nine p. m. for safety reasons. Fenix (pronounced FAY-neex) has kind of a Tiki bar theme, with little neon signs shaped like bottles of Corona outside. It's a larger place, very near to the large, green, neon sign that says "Llantas Kelly." There is no entry fee, and the girls are 200 Cordobas for 30 minutes or 400 Cordobas for 60 minutes. Two of the women asked for an additional 100 Cordobas for oral sex without a condom. The service was good. At midnight on a Thursday there were about 15 women there, including 5 to my taste (petite). There were only a few guys there then, but on Saturday night at midnight there were about 30 women there and probably 30 or 40 guys. Pay at the little desk up front in advance of services. I was told by several people that Fenix is open 24 hours a day, but I doubt they are open on Sunday.

Cueto Club (CC) - I thought this strip bar ("Night club") might have closed based on another report, but I passed it on the way from the airport to my hotel and saw that it was open. There is a square "Victoria Beer" sign out front that reads "Cueto Club." I was not charged an entry fee, and it is not a high-sales-pressure (or particularly high quality) place. At about eleven o'clock on a Thursday night there were about ten women there, but only about two to my taste. The others were too chunky for me. I was charged 4 Dollars for a Pepsi, and I was told that services were available on site for 600 Cordobas for 45 minutes.

Caribbean Morena - This is a bar with women available on site located on the same main road that Fenix is on, about 1 kilometer east of Fenix. There is no entry fee. There is a square "Victoria Beer" sign out front that reads "Morena Bar" or "Bar Morena" or something like that. I believe they are open from about ten in the morning to two or three in the morning. On a Thursday night at about 10 there were five women available, but none to my taste. On the following Friday morning at about 11:30 there was only one woman available, and she was quite nice. The service was acceptable, and she was fully unimpressed with my 100 Cordoba tip. Gina, the manager (and perhaps owner), a dark-skinned woman with a bright smile and beautiful hair in small braids (probably extensions), speaks English. The price used to be 400 Cordobas for an hour, but she told me that she has had to raise her prices, so I was charged 500 Cordobas for an hour.

Street action - South from La Rotunda Rubén Darío runs La Carretera a Masaya, which is kind of the main drag. Within about a kilometer or two, one may find a dozen or so women starting at about nine o'clock in the evening. Some were quite acceptable. I was quoted 400 Cordobas for an hour, but I imagine one could pretty easily bargain down from there.

Elite - This high-pressure, top-quality strip bar could be in Miami. It is located across the street (La Carretera a Masaya) from the Mall (El Metro Centro) and a bit south (not even a kilometer). The entry fee is 13 Dollars, which gets you three drinks for yourself. Drinks for the ladies, with tax included, are 17.50 Dollars. On an early Friday morning there were about 25 women there, and none of them were south of seven. I didn't even ask how expensive the services would be. There is no reason to go to this over-priced strip bar (or others like it in Managua like "Hollywood" or "Diamond Club") other than to try to get phone numbers for later, off-premises action.

Vale Todo - This high-pressure strip bar is located in a barrio named Moñsenor Lezcano, which is about two or three kilometers North-west of La Rotunda Rubén Darío. I was not charged an entry fee, drinks for patrons were three Dollars, and drinks for the ladies were ten Dollars. I was told that services were available on site for $100 per hour. There were a number of interesting prospects here, and a good floor show, but I believe that a particular manager seated himself near my table and watched me intently. I think at least one woman wanted to give me her number, but she could not touch my phone or the pencil I offered. When I left, I made eye-contact with that manager, who also stood up and retreated into the back area.

27 de Mayo - This lower-pressure strip bar, kind of like Cueto Club, is also located toward el barrio Moñsenor Lezcano but not quite as far from La Rotunda Rubén Darío as Vale Todo. I was not charged an entry fee, and before I could pay for my first drink, the electricity went out, so I left. This place, however, has promise and should be added to the list. There is square sign out front with the name on it.

Claudia's - This "belleza" (cat house masquerading as a beauty parlor) is located right around the corner from Vale Todo, in a residential area. There is a red "14" above the door. I arrived at about nine o'clock on a Friday night, and there were four or five guys standing around the front door. One of them explained that there was a considerable wait for any services because there were twice as many guys present as women. From the look of things, it seemed he was telling the truth, so my driver and I left.

Venus Super Club - This medium-pressure strip bar is located almost across the street from Aqui Polancos, which is located out toward the airport but South a bit. There is a sign out front with the name on it, and it is a pretty nice two-story building. I was not charged an entry fee. A beer was 40 Cordobas, a drink was 60 Cordobas, and drinks for the ladies were the same price. Most of the ladies were too chunky for me, but one of the chunksters brought me a delicious little petite number at my request. I was charged 65 Dollars for one hour with this quite nice young woman in a quite nice room (with an octagonal bed). The price was a bit high (half way between Fenix and Vale Todo), but this turned out to be the highlight of the trip. Note, however, that when my new friend and I came back down from upstairs, the place was filled with inebriated locals. It was a little tense, but it didn't seem too dangerous to me (I think I was the only Anglo in the place, and I had the hottest talent on my arm). I was surprised when my driver later explained that he would not use the restroom at Venus at that hour in that crowd for fear that he would be robbed once he had his pants down.

Hotel Casa Real - 278-3838, with a 24 hour desk that is guest-friendly and $75/night for a decent double. I'm sure discretion is appreciated because they have straight civilian guests here as well. They have a website and they honored my reservation. I don't believe that Hotel El Almendro is guest-friendly.

On one night, I used the same "Johnny" the cab driver that ComputerGuy used. PM me if you want his number. He charged me eight Dollars per hour.

I walked La Carretera a Masaya as late as two in the morning, but I almost got in trouble doing that and I don't think it's advisable. Walking up off the strip to the 24-hour Esso gasoline station and convenience store at that hour was fine (I was a surprising curiosity), but I could not then safely walk away. I do believe a small group of street teens (some of whom were a bit older) that were hanging around would have followed me. In fact, they came close to mobbing my taxi as I left. As others have said, situational awareness is a must, and it is silly to take risks when a short taxi ride costs about one Dollar.

Was it down the road from Morena towards Carretera Norte? E.g. between the 2? It was closed and even the signs were gone on April 9th to 11th. The neon girl, the "CC" sign everything. How fast things change (back).

When I was last in Venus less than a year ago the price inside for an hour was C$500, or US$31. US$50 sounds steep. The girls were all fatties then, seems they still are. Marginally safer than Polancos if you have to be in that barrio.

Vale Todo those girls keep less than $2 of that drink, around C$30. I used to give them the C$30 and we both did OK. Management was always eyeballing and didn't appreciate this strategy. Onsite price is the same, there is a $20 3 song private lapdance where you can grope. Best strategy is talk (for your 30 pesos) and get numbers. My driver is good at memorizing numbers so the girls just tell him and on the pretext of calling/answering his phone he inputs them for me to use later.

I have to be honest I like Gina and Morenas but C$500 is now double the typical cost and unless the girls are top notch it sounds like it may go to the not recommended list.

Will have to pop into 27 de Mayo, I have seen it a million times and never entered once. With power might be better I agree.

Casa real told me that they charge $65 single and if your guest stays overnight they charge the $75 double so that may be worth confirming if you don't typically keep girls all night. One hour appointments they said were not chargeable.

Note the girls on the strip (SW's) charge C$200 and they were trying to clip you.

Good advice on taxis everywhere for the nominal cost. If you go to the store they'll wait for not much more than the $1 anyway. Note the service and a lot of prices are faster and cheaper at the store at the Texaco next door to Diamond Club and if you are at Casa Real it is just as close or closer.

I saw a report on a man named Eric Volz on Dateline NBC (I don't think I could post the link to it here due to the rules) I was wondering what is the mood of the people as far as "gringos" are concerned.

If anyone can give me some insight in to this or Eric Volz story I would greatly appreciated it

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Was it down the road from Morena towards Carretera Norte? E.g. between the 2? It was closed and even the signs were gone on April 9th to 11th. The neon girl, the "CC" sign everything. How fast things change (back).[/QUOTE]Yes, I believe Cueto Club was located North-east of Morena on the same main road, but I wasn't sure so I did not include that information. This road runs from the main road that goes to the airport (La Carretera Norte) to La Rotunda Rubén Darío, so it makes sense that I would have seen Cueto Club on my way in from the airport on the left. This road is named "Pista Juan Pablo" on the map I bought, but I'm not sure any of the taxistas would actually know that name. I do not remember seeing a neon girl or a "CC" sign (I might have missed that). I just saw the standard square "Victoria" beer sign with "Cueto Club" at the bottom.

There is an excellent book store (Hispamer Libreria) located one short block due North of Hotel Casa Real (sort of across the street from Hotel El Almendro). That's where I got the map of Managua (which is not a very good map, but it's the only one I could find).

[QUOTE=David Smash]I saw a report on a man named Eric Volz on Dateline NBC (I don't think I could post the link to it here due to the rules) I was wondering what is the mood of the people as far as "gringos" are concerned.

If anyone can give me some insight in to this or Eric Volz story I would greatly appreciated it[/QUOTE]

Hey DS,
If you "google" Eric Volz you'll come up with a dozen or more websites, blogs and myspace sites on his case - no need to post a link here.

It sure doesn't sound good. It has gotten very little attention in publications like "IL" that promote real estate purchases in Latin America - but it is certainly in the front of every ex-pats mind who lives there!

It suggests that the murdered girl is a local and a ex-girlfriend of Eric's that he dated for some 12 mos.

IMO the thing that quickly comes to mind that would be relevant to the ISG
- is there some type of latent animosity that some countries have towards "gringos" that come down and date their women? The "vibe" I'm getting from the websites and videos seem to suggest that - [i]"the wealthy Americanos come down here and think they can run this place, and take what they want - but now they're getting theres"[/i]

I didn't get any sense of this on my two trips to Nic, but then again I was only there for little 8 day excursions. Not living there or working there.

The presentations, however are all pro-Eric and one sided. It would interesting to see the official government report.

interesting..........

[QUOTE=Ford] Is there some type of latent animosity that some countries have towards "gringos" that come down and date their women? [/QUOTE]

The answer to this question is, of course, "yes." The question is, how strong is this animosity.

I remember watching a couple of French guys who visited my home town (many years ago) score a series of young women that I had been interested in for years. You don't think I resented that? These guys were nice to me, but they were a lot nicer to the females that I knew, who in turn were enamored with these fresh and interesting Euro-dudes. Hell yes, I resented that.

The economic situation that brings sexual tourists to Latin America is not fair... it's just the way things are, and it's entirely understandable that those Latin men who do not enjoy the options and advantages that we Gringos enjoy would feel some animosity about that.

That's just one more of many reasons to play it cool and be respectful when you're in Latin America.

I've been following this case as well since I'm going to el salvador very soon.

1. I saw the report on dateline as well. It seems pretty crazy to me. The only thing that I thought was weak evidence against him were the scratch marks on his back. He said he got them from carrying the coffin on his shoulder however in my experience when you carry something heavy like that you get bruises and discoloration of the skin not perfectly aligned scratches.

2. Why cant gringos immigrate too ? This gets into a whole other debate which I will not get into because I really like latin people and I dont want to offend anybody. People come to the USA for money. Americans travel for budget offerings and companionship thats how it is. Its the same thing anyway you look at it but for different reasons.

Treat people well have respect for the culture and people should understand. Stay away from those who dont.

[QUOTE=Tanager] I was told by several people that Fenix is open 24 hours a day, but I doubt they are open on Sunday.

They were open on the two Sundays I was there, including Easter.

I asked several locals about the case and they all said they thought he is guilty. I ate at the restaurant in SJDS across the street from where she was killed. The owner is Canadian and knew her. He said she was very sweet, afraid of her boyfriend, and was trying to break up with him.

I didn't feel any animosity towards me from the Nicaraguans I talked with (in Spanish). We respectfully debated the Immigration bill (which they knew more about than I did), foreign aid, etc. and they acted like they genuinely appreciated American and Canadian visitors.

[QUOTE=David Smash]I saw a report on a man named Eric Volz on Dateline NBC (I don't think I could post the link to it here due to the rules) I was wondering what is the mood of the people as far as "gringos" are concerned.

If anyone can give me some insight in to this or Eric Volz story I would greatly appreciated it[/QUOTE]

Don't act like one (the stereotypical "gringo") and they are courteous more so than say, Dominicans who have a lot of US tendencies, e.g. $$$$.

This Volz thing is irrelevant to, I'd say , oh, all of the people there, the scant few that have heard of it that is.

Come and act like a lout, drunken idiot, or general asshole and they won't like it. Don't and they appreciate the tourist dollars. The bad acting is what turned the Almendro off the single guy business, indiscreet and way too much booze, noise and ill behaviour to staff and too many street girls. Just act like someone you know might see you.

This applies everywhere.

[QUOTE=Mountain Guy][QUOTE=Tanager] I was told by several people that Fenix is open 24 hours a day, but I doubt they are open on Sunday.

They were open on the two Sundays I was there, including Easter.[/QUOTE]
I have never heard of them being closed Sundays. Not sure if they are 24 hours , that sounds unlikely. If they were open Easter that would not be a surprise.

[QUOTE=Tanager]Yes, I believe Cueto Club was located North-east of Morena on the same main road, but I wasn't sure so I did not include that information. I just saw the standard square "Victoria" beer sign with "Cueto Club" at the bottom.

There is an excellent book store (Hispamer Libreria) located one short block due North of Hotel Casa Real (sort of across the street from Hotel El Almendro). That's where I got the map of Managua (which is not a very good map, but it's the only one I could find).[/QUOTE]

Did it seem really freshly painted? Maybe that is what they were up to when I went by. I have a friend who comes maybe once a year and he loves CC, so good news for him.

Note the best map of Managua such as maps are in a city without street names is called Guia Mananic, hard to find, available in some gas stations. $4 or so. The best map is a Managua taxi driver like my driver. I have yet to name a location or building that he just can't go to immediately by the shortest route.

[QUOTE=Mountain Guy]they acted like they genuinely appreciated American and Canadian visitors.[/QUOTE]I lived in Guatemala for a year, which is not Nicaragua, of course. Nonetheless, one would think that any resentment towards gringos would also be in play there. For example, the U.S. was deeply involved in the civil wars of both countries.

However, I felt none of that. The Guatelmaltecos were very proud that I had come to their country. Several told me that they needed more people like me as an example for their people.

The guys seemd to like to hang out with me as much as the girls did. They offered their phone numbers and told me to call them anytime I needed help with anything, and especially when I wanted to go mongering.

I never asked a local to come along with me to a bar who ever turned me down.

There were even times I went into clubs and took a girl away from some guy but still never had a problem. I found it amazing.

There was one time I had some guy's girlfriend over for the weekend. He managed to get my phone number from her taxista and called me several times. I just told him he had the wrong number and I couldn't speak Spanish.

I was a bit nervous that he also might have gotten my address, but if he did, he did not come over.

I took the chica home Monday morning and I never heard from him again. I really think he just wanted to know he would get her back when I was finished with her.

The respect that they showed to Americans was far beyond anything I ever could had imagined.

I try to be a very friendly guy, but I'm nothing special in any other way.

I managed to travel (and monger) in the other countries in the region and always felt extremely welcomed. I am sure that there are exceptions everywhere, but in my experience the locals in Central America treated me like a king.

DB

[QUOTE=Tanager]Yes, I believe Cueto Club was located North-east of Morena on the same main road, but I wasn't sure so I did not include that information. This road runs from the main road that goes to the airport (La Carretera Norte) to La Rotunda Rubén Darío, so it makes sense that I would have seen Cueto Club on my way in from the airport on the left. This road is named "Pista Juan Pablo" on the map I bought, but I'm not sure any of the taxistas would actually know that name. I do not remember seeing a neon girl or a "CC" sign (I might have missed that). I just saw the standard square "Victoria" beer sign with "Cueto Club" at the bottom.

There is an excellent book store (Hispamer Libreria) located one short block due North of Hotel Casa Real (sort of across the street from Hotel El Almendro). That's where I got the map of Managua (which is not a very good map, but it's the only one I could find).[/QUOTE]The common name for this road is "Bypass" I know it is a English word, but that is what it is called. Los taxistas will understand "Bypass"

Hey guys,

I am wondering if any of you can offer some direction or assistance. I am traveling to Nica over Memorial Day weekend with a group of guys who are looking to blow off some steam. All the group are good guys in their early 30s. I need about 8 chicas for 3 days to hang with probably in Montelimar. They will be treated very well, but must be hot (thin) and young. I am willing to pay up to $100 per day per girl. Any advice on how to set this up before hand or quickly when I arrive. I only have a short vacation and don't want to waste too much time getting set up.

you seem to be familiar with nicaragua, have you been? use your contacts there to get 8 girls.

this is about the most impossible thing i have read here for a while.

casa girls can't leave if they live there (in the casa) and in any case, $100 per day per girl is likely not enough for the owners (they try for $100 all night not 24 hours) and if they do not live in the casa (and most don't) they can't disappear for 3 days since their families don't know how they make a living.

bellmary's does outcall, it is a ripoff joint but the $100 (most of which they will keep vs the girl) might do it but since they charge $55 for a 90 minute hotel visit i doubt $100 will be anywhere near enough.

street girls? 8 of them will rob you blind. i doubt all day for 3 days is feasible but that is where i would start. remember that many are **** and the police will stop you at least once maybe more than once en route. good luck if you can't provide id. montelimar wants id, too. so be sure.

montelimar is very family oriented. i am not sure they will be open minded to multiple girls per room unless you are coming with 7 guys and it is just one with one. check the barcelo site for availability as well.

[quote=grand pollo]you seem to be familiar with nicaragua, have you been? use your contacts there to get 8 girls.

this is about the most impossible thing i have read here for a while.

casa girls can't leave if they live there (in the casa) and in any case, $100 per day per girl is likely not enough for the owners (they try for $100 all night not 24 hours) and if they do not live in the casa (and most don't) they can't disappear for 3 days since their families don't know how they make a living.

bellmary's does outcall, it is a ripoff joint but the $100 (most of which they will keep vs the girl) might do it but since they charge $55 for a 90 minute hotel visit i doubt $100 will be anywhere near enough.

street girls? 8 of them will rob you blind. i doubt all day for 3 days is feasible but that is where i would start. remember that many are **** and the police will stop you at least once maybe more than once en route. good luck if you can't provide id. montelimar wants id, too. so be sure.

montelimar is very family oriented. i am not sure they will be open minded to multiple girls per room unless you are coming with 7 guys and it is just one with one. check the barcelo site for availability as well.[/quote]pollo,

i don't know who you are, but your reports are spot on.

good work.

I was just in Nicaragua two weeks ago and decided to do some mongering even though I was with a group of people who wouldn't approve. The best option in this situation is Club Fenix (directions located a few posts down.)

The great thing about it is how quickly you can get in and out. You just stop in any time (I was told they are open 24/7), pick the girl you want (or two), pay 200 cordobas ($12 US) per girl for a half hour and the room is right there! The rooms are air-conditioned, but it's going to be warm regardless if you go there at noontime.

The times I was able to slip away to go there were brief and not at peak times when the most girls are there, however, I wasn't dissapointed. Most of the girls there are young, tight and eager to please an American. The last four girls I've been with there can be classified "GFE".

There's a full bar for those of you with the time who want a drink and sit and talk. The pressure to buy drinks is tolerable and if you want you can be in, do your business and be out quickly. It's dark and not very inviting, but no one can argue $12 for GFE, it's just unbelievable.

I recommend all visitors to give Club Fenix a fair shake. I would love for it to stay in business for many years to come.

I think you must be the first one to call the girls at Phoenix GFE! The rest of your report is spot on though.

Hey guys,

Lots of information here, and I appreciate all the contributions. I have read what's been posted, but have some specific questions about hotels.

First of all, are there any love motels in the "Metro Centro" area? I am thinking about staying at El Almendro (not guest friendly), and therefore would need to use a love motel for take homes. And are they safe?

Or, would I really just be better off at Casa Real? How does it compare to El Almendro? I would like a decent hotel that's safe (but I do like guest-friendliness as well, being used to Brazil).

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Brazil Lover]Or, would I really just be better off at Casa Real?[/QUOTE]
I stayed at Casa Real in March 2006 and it was totally chica friendly at that time. Have you read something on this thread that indicates that this is no longer the case? I was very happy with Casa Real: not luxurious, but a large, comfortable room at a reasonable price, friendly staff, breakfast included. Recommended.

L

[QUOTE=Lorenzo]I stayed at Casa Real in March 2006 and it was totally chica friendly at that time. Have you read something on this thread that indicates that this is no longer the case? I was very happy with Casa Real: not luxurious, but a large, comfortable room at a reasonable price, friendly staff, breakfast included. Recommended.

L[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the reply. No, I am under the impression that Casa Real is guest friendly. But I'm wondering if I'd just be better off staying at Almendro and using motels for takeout. As I mentioned, I'd like to stay in a relatively nice place, but if someone can say that Casa Real is comparable to the others (how is the Conquistador, BTW?), then I will likely stay there.

Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Brazil Lover]Hey guys,

Lots of information here, and I appreciate all the contributions. I have read what's been posted, but have some specific questions about hotels.

First of all, are there any love motels in the "Metro Centro" area? I am thinking about staying at El Almendro (not guest friendly), and therefore would need to use a love motel for take homes. And are they safe?

Or, would I really just be better off at Casa Real? How does it compare to El Almendro? I would like a decent hotel that's safe (but I do like guest-friendliness as well, being used to Brazil).

Thank you.[/QUOTE]

The Casa Real is a really nice hotel. Small and no pool but no problem with guests and if not overnight, no charge either. Love Motels are called Auto Hotels and there are 3 sort of close ones - Fantasia (the best) past Plaza Inter, Km 10 1/2 located not surprisingly at Km 10 1/2 C. Masaya and Salamandra in barrio Hugo Chavez, a bit of a risky area. If you have a driver who will wait or come back it is fine, not a great place to come out of and hail a taxi though and it is 1/2 way to the airport.

There are others - Almendo on C. Sur and a new one near Ciudad Sandino both too far for practicality.

You will see a few others but they are truly unairconditioned dives.

An autohotel will be anywhere from C$220 to C$350 for a plain one to US$35 for the VIP at Fantasia, worth it with the right girl as it is two levels, has a jacuzzi, shower, round bed, robes, etc.

Since the Casa Real is well located and only $20 a night more than Almendro you will do just as well there than $15-$20 a time at an Auto Hotel.

For reasonable prices and guest friendly within reason El Conquistador is a great place. Hot breakfast included, a bar and free internet. The new 1/2 is pretty nice and very new. They are terrible with reservations, so in person is best as e-mail with them is very hit and miss.

[QUOTE=N Stone]

The times I was able to slip away to go there were brief and not at peak times when the most girls are there, however, I wasn't dissapointed. Most of the girls there are young, tight and eager to please an American. The last four girls I've been with there can be classified "GFE".[/QUOTE]

30 minute bar girls may be easy and do a lot but GFE you must be joking. When you are married and you have to buy your wife shit to get laid is a better example. WE. Wife Experience maybe.

I Need some real info. How is Nic or Honduras when it comes to talking to girls in the city and regular discos. I really do not like ***** houses. I am A perfect spanish speaker. I do a lot of traveling in Peru and Bolivia these places one can walk up to a girl and say the right thing within 2 hours she is at your hotel. Please help me out with good info.

Matrix and other discos have girls looking for rich guys. Expect them to want the champagne and the non-local rum drinks, and the like but if you can do it in Peru you can do it in Managua.

The part about them going back to the room will be nearly impossible without staying at one of the two places that won't have a hassle, e.g. Conquistador and Casa Real (the latter raises the price $10 for a double from $65 to $75).

hey grand, whats up! Long time no hear anything from nicaragua! How's everything there?
Any new places? girls?

Hey fellas, I just found out about this site and wanted to really let you know what Managua is about:

First and foremost, the going rate for any place non-tourist is C$150 (US $8) for 30-minutes or C$300 - $400 (US $16 - $22) for 1-hour, regardless of Spanish-skills or not. Tourists get hit for US $50 - 100 and on a credit card if you look green.

Second, just about every 2 or 3 blocks has a house on it with action for sale. They usually have the Tona banner on display outside.

Third, the tourist-traps near Metro Centro are exactly that. If you don't mind being treated as a mark then I suggest one stay in that area.

Carr. Masaya is nothing but street-walkers and in Managua there is no need to use a street-walker. Every 3 blocks has a house selling the goods and in every neighborhood. Street-walkers aren't in a controlled environment and therefore treat you as a passer-by whereas in a controlled location they value you as a return customer.

You can hire a girl to be your employee, exclusive, and serve your needs up to 8 hours per day, 5 days per week for C$1,500 (US $80) per month if you speak Spanish. If you speak English offer her C$3,000 (US $165.) Everyone you proposition will jump on-board. I personally pay my two girls C$3,000 because they have never made that much money and will become addicted to the money versus the boredom of turning tricks.

Furthermore, you can offer anyone the above salaries and they will get on-board. For me, I just run an add in the paper for US $15 per week and interview my potential employees.

I'll tell you at another date where the best locations are of all variances!

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[QUOTE=Tom47]I Need some real info. How is Nic or Honduras when it comes to talking to girls in the city and regular discos. I really do not like ***** houses. I am A perfect spanish speaker. I do a lot of traveling in Peru and Bolivia these places one can walk up to a girl and say the right thing within 2 hours she is at your hotel. Please help me out with good info.[/QUOTE]Hi Tom. Managua is not an easy place to talk to girls on the street or at least that's my experience. When I compare this city to the cities of Mexico and how I would meet 3. 5 girls per day, it's shocking. Of course, using the friendship network is always the best, but if someone isn't introducing you to their female friends then good luck. I too speak perfect Spanish.

Nonetheless, there are plenty of girls outside all day since not many work, but they're rather challenging to receive a response. I would be leery of a girl's intention (money or citizenship motive) if you she responds too quickly or solicits your intention. Regular discos simply are groups of friends, male and female, that are out together drinking and dancing. Finding your opportunity to speak with a girl at a table of 5 or more people requires skill.

The malls, Metro Centro or Plaza Las Americas, might work if you have some recent purchases in your hands. Then again, girls do just hang out at the mall so that may work for you. I personally like universities.

Forget the idea of meeting a girl and taking her to the hotel within 2 hours without money, food, or taxi fare being exchanged! You'll also get real tired of coming out pocket everytime you visit with a Chica Nica. I hate to say it, but Managua is a money-hungry town and if you're not from here then everyone is going to try and get money from you even regular girls. It's common knowledge the amount of ***** houses in the city so the girls know that their love / companionship carries a value.

I hope this helps you Tom.

[quote=meat loaf]

first and foremost, the going rate for any place non-tourist is c$150 (us $8) for 30-minutes or c$300 - $400 (us $16 - $22) for 1-hour, regardless of spanish-skills or not. tourists get hit for us $50 - 100 and on a credit card if you look green.

[b]this is nonsense since the hourly rate is not going to be more than double the 1/2 hourly rate. tourists do not get hit for $100. even at the places that try to charge more than locals..[/b]

second, just about every 2 or 3 blocks has a house on it with action for sale. they usually have the tona banner on display outside.

[b]it would be quite risky to assume that every house every two blocks with a beer company banner is a brothel thus anyone who plans to take this advice better tread carefully. this could be interpreted like it will sound and in the wrong place it will be quite offensive.[/b]

third, the tourist-traps near metro centro are exactly that. if you don't mind being treated as a mark then i suggest one stay in that area.

[b]since there are no casas near metrocentro thus this is easy advice to follow. [/b]

you can hire a girl to be your employee, exclusive, and serve your needs up to 8 hours per day, 5 days per week for c$1,500 (us $80) per month if you speak spanish.

[b]the minimum or typical domestic wage or maquila wage is around this amount. nobody is hiring a full time girl for sex (and i guess shopping and cleaning as well) for 1600 cordobas a month.[/b][/quote]

i note the op actually tried to post his own post under the post of distinction even though it seems to be either made up or written by someone who hasn't been there which is not that unusual here unfortunately.

actual true news from managua:

due to a pack of assholes running a brothel with well **** girls and a larger bunch of assholes actually patronizing the casa, the police arrested those involved and then the politicos banned ads in the classifieds for casas on the 8th of august going forward.

so there will either have to be more clever ads for bars or hospedajes or people will rely more on word of mouth. or you can go to any building in residential barrios with a beer banner ask there per the advice above.

several new casas opened, two with nearly the same name, the first "vip" telling us they had the added advantage of cctv on the premises and would not quote price on the phone. since i am sure everyone wants to be on cctv in a cathouse, you can bet we didn't bother to see what it was like. the other vip which will soon be called nefertitis was great, clean , cheap and lots of the bigger boobed gals.

a new pricing scheme from luman (dodgy barrio) 150 for massage and oral, 300 for massage and total sex and 400 for all plus anal. never seen it promoted that way before. no chance to go in to see who's anal region was being offered up.

the apagones (power outages) are becoming a fact of life - disnorte and dissur now have to post a weekly list of times and barrios that are having shutdowns. they run 7-2 p.m, 2-6 or 2-7p.m. and 5-10 or 6-10 p.m. and rotate weekly. some commercial areas are not as affected as residential but you should consider finding a hotel with a generator which pretty much limits it to teolinda or conquistador.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]1.) This is nonsense since the hourly rate is not going to be more than double the 1/2 hourly rate. Tourists do not get hit for $100. Even at the places that try to charge more than locals.

2.) It would be quite risky to assume that every house every two blocks with a beer company banner is a brothel thus anyone who plans to take this advice better tread carefully. This could be interpreted like it will sound and in the wrong place it will be quite offensive.

3.) The minimum or typical domestic wage or maquila wage is around this amount. Nobody is hiring a full time girl for sex (and I guess shopping and cleaning as well) for 1600 cordobas a month.
[/QUOTE]1.) The price quote of see $300. 400 is depends on if you want aire conditioning in the room and what location you're at. I've witnessed and have had "visitors" confirm this US $100 price via there credit card receipt. But like I said, "if you look green" this may occur

2.) For lame-people with no communication or street skills they could offend themselves. I'm referring to those people that know how to manage themselves on the street and in various environments through personality. Those of us with GAME! Walking into any neighborhood bar, drinking one beer, and talking with the other patrons will put you on as to where the neighborhood spot is. Proof Positive. Then again, most of the time the waitress will express interest in your foreign citizenship, which may lead to romantic endeavors.

3.) You need to get out more and get some real Managuan experience. If a person wanted a real job they would have one through much effort and luck. If a person wants money for today due to desperation and no marketable skills, they may choose prostitution. Working in la zona franca 6 days per week, 8 hours per day is hard-word. Nobody wants to do that. Working in my house watching tv, eating food, enjoying aire conditioning, and giving me sex 3 times per shift is easy work. And more lucrative. See$ 3, 000 per month = US $2, 000 per year; over double the per capita GDP. Have you read the unemployment stats for Nicaragua? All of my foreign friends have employees too and at the same or less salary, guaranteed, every Friday, see$ 750. Once again, this is the Real Managua. I can’t believe you even wrote the above statement.

Yes, I did try to post my distinction ‘cause this information needs to be known for novices like yourself. Placing an ad in the newspaper can discuss whatever service you choose, because when the applicant arrives you’re going to be discussing sex. I personally take my employees from the brothels and strip clubs I frequent. Preferably within their first week of employment or after we’ve developed a friendship and I’ve witnessed them making no money. The owners of these institutions still recieve my patronage and no turf wars arise.

Where are these two new places so I can check them out?

Grand Pollo, it sounds like you know a little bit about paying for it, but not much about the game itself. That’s understandable if you’ve never had management experience in these institutions, but remember it’s a psychological-game with conversation and listening being first and money transfers being second. Far too many times guys incorrectly think the opposite. Prostitutes have feelings too!

Have just returned from Nicaragua where I spent most of my time on business in Managua. Here are my obsevations to be taken in the context that it is my 4th trip and I am 48, in good shape but with very limited spanish skills and staying at one of the international hotels. In addition it was some saints holiday and the town was really partying.

Basically I had no problems finding willing females for what I considered a reasonable price but for which I will be probably be roundly criticized for paying, but I don't really worry too much about the money so long as I don't feel I am getting really ripped off.

Matrix. This was my favourite hang out. I had two different young ladies on different nights at a cost of $50 for all night session. I would rate them 7's. Finishing at Matrix at about 3 am leaving hotel next day at about noon. Both eager to please , could do them as much as you wanted. There were many avaliable girls here which seemed to me to range from the pro, semi pro to good time girls. I don't really mind paying for drinks but am not extragent and both were content with some beers (at the cost of about $1 each if my memory serves me). If I had good spanish I think I would have managed even just regular girls.

Chamin (not sure if spelling correct) down side road by Intercontinental. Great time here it was packed but seemed more regular student type of crowd. I spent a fun evening hanging out with a group but had no luck getting anywhere. I think it may have been possible if I had spanish skills.

Hippa Hippa. Closed for renevation

Moods. Did not really like it. seemed like it was inhabited by young richer crowd. Did not even get close to anything.

Next block to Moods there are two bars upstairs where I had a fun time on two different nights. I managed to get one girl to come back to hotel for the night and had a decent time but not so much enthusiam as the ones from Matrix. Same price for all night.

There is a row of bars behind the HSBC building at which quite a few girls hang out. They all seemed like regular girls but at the Bar next to Hippas I met a girl (well woman about 30) who would definitely have come back but I had to get up early to catch flight so passed.

Hotel. I had no problem bringing them back and this was international hotel. On two nights they just had to hand their ID to the desk no problem ( and pick it up when they left) and on the other night they charged me an additional $25 for my room rate. Go figure. I had one come in the day and they did not ask her for ID then.

Fenix. This is a great institution but will probably be compeltely off putting to many, and the rooms are petty grungy. The price is standard even for us obvious foreigners. $11 for half hour and $22 hour (2oo and 400 cords). I found most of the *****s to be in the 5-6 range and the number varied on day and time. It is meant to be open 24 hours and I know it was open at least from 1 pm to 3 am. It is not the cleanest, the *****s can't speak english but I found them to be fun and pleasant. I visited it 4 times. And there is always a diamond in the rough and I found a solid 8, age 20 and enthusiatic (suprising given their life) but was leaving next day so only saw her once. This is a very cost effective way to spend the evening (even the drinks ony $2). However check the taxi rates back to your hotel as this was the only rip off I found by coming here.

That's it hope it is of some use.

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Yea I'm leaving to Nicaragua on Saturday morning for 2 weeks with some friends so I'll write up watever I see and thanx for the advice on some of these spots.

Me and my friends speak very good spanish and one our friens is actually from there, so try to bring sum good stories.

After listening to prospects and clients lie for the first two hours of the business-day, I knew I had to go mongering. Especially after reading some these posts: I’m not going to be defeated in the talent of mongering, so I set out to one of my favorite places, Rahim.

I entered noticing some new talent accompanied by the usual "*****spects. " After a few adult beverages my stress and attitude changed and I was ready to begin my mission.

Tatiana: A 19 year old Black Nicaraguan skinny girl with about a 5 on the looks scale. Having seen her for the past week not making any money, I fealt charity was in order especially since the other girls asked me to sponsor her. Being the caballero I am, we went into the room for 1-hour at the cost of see$250. Nothing special: Tight coochie, average BJ skills, and a lack-luster performance when the "meat loaf" was within the oven.

Leaving the room, the manager asked me who was the next lucky recipient on my see$2000 credit line. When you’re given a credit plan at any brothel you know you’ve gained valuable customer status!

Rosa: A 22 year old newbie gave a great performance. Down-and-Dirty: Everything is wide-open! Considering I had wanted some anal all week made me delighted when I found her. See$250 for an hour was a great preview as to what I would get for all night. So I asked and she obliged. Short, slender but meaty, and a 7 on the looks.

During the intermission between Rosa and the all night session I was asked for a 30-minute roust at see$150 by my stand-by Carolina. After the previous 2-hours of strokin’ I knew I didn’t have much stamina for Carolina nor Rosa. Hence, I went to the store for some Sidinafil (viagra) at the cost of see$90 for 100mg. Although I’m a strong 32 year old stallion it’s always fun breaking a woman’s back with pure wood that never "faltas. "

Carolina: A 26 year old thick Nica. She’s been wanting the meat loaf for the past month after hearing all of the other girls and newbies talk about my performance. It’s gotten so infamous that I receive home delivery free-of-charge. Nonetheless, I had to represent and I did in grand fashion. She was all over the meat loaf as if it were the last supper! Good, wet, juicy meat accompanied by an oral obsession. Great chupadora (dick sucker) for the "Football Sundays" or while reading posts by Meat Loaf.

Rosa: Feeling pumped up from the blue pill, having taken a few swings of the bat with Carolina, and remembering Rosa’s freak skills made me eager to bust her hymen. All night from 9 p. M. Until 7 a. M. Within the brothel only cost see$1, 100. We entered the room, talked a little, and got busy. I beat that pussy, mouth, and asshole three times during this 10 hour period and left happy. This morning I received the phone number so we could further discuss her employment opportunities within my residence since she’s not desireous of turning tricks or so she says.

Not a bad day considering how it started: All this fun for US $91 is why I love Nicaragua! Sorry about not having any photos, but when given the option of buying 3 women for 12. 5 hours or a digital camera, I had to make the responsible decision.

Tried to send you a PM but ISG says you do not receive PMs.

I used to live in Managua and have never heard of Rahim. Would you please send me a PM with a detailed description of the location of Rahim? Also, any photos of the place or the girls therein.

PM to me an e-mail address and I will send you mine.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]1.) The price quote of see $300. 400 is depends on if you want aire conditioning in the room and what location you're at. I've witnessed and have had "visitors" confirm this US $100 price via there credit card receipt. But like I said, "if you look green" this may occur

2.) Walking into any neighborhood bar, drinking one beer, and talking with the other patrons will put you on as to where the neighborhood spot is.

3.) You need to get out more and get some real Managuan experience. See$ 3, 000 per month = US $2, 000 per year; over double the per capita GDP. Have you read the unemployment stats for Nicaragua?


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1. Well nobody gets charged $100 if they were literally or figuratively green as a leprechaun, unless you go to Elite or Club Hollywood and then $100 is not enough by 2/3 amazingly enough.

Suffice it to say this is a gross exaggeration and the board members need not fear ever encountering $100 or even close. The worst so far recorded here is Bellamary and their propensity to charge $50 when the rate for locals is $20. And Gloria with $40 on top of the C$400 room charge. And those who fell off the pineapple truck pay that. they have a website though now.

2. I was pointing out per your post that "2 or 3 blocks a place with a Tona sign doesn't have girls and again, board members could get hurt trying this lame idea. I'm not putting words in your mouth, you said:

[b]"Second, just about every 2 or 3 blocks has a house on it with action for sale. They usually have the Tona banner on display outside."[/b]

There are hundreds of places with Tona or Victoria or Brahma signs. Stick to casas that are obvious casas to play it safe. Now you say it's a place to get directions to casas. Not a place with girls, which is what you said. You can go to Bar Salvadoreno 2 and get the waitress for C$140 but nobody with normal vision would take that bet. Advice stands, don't assume every cantina with a beer sign is a suitable place to hit on girls or ask for girls if you are a gringo. be careful and don't offend people.

3. You were the one that said C$1500 a month for a live in concubine which we both know is total nonsense.

See?: [b]"You can hire a girl to be your employee, exclusive, and serve your needs up to 8 hours per day, 5 days per week for C$1,500 (US $80) per month if you speak Spanish."[/b]

Now you say C$3000 which is equally unlikely. And it won' t help a one week visitor at all except to say, if you try to get a girl to stay with you for sex 3 times a day even for a week for $3000 you are out of luck. She won't go for that.

Gents take this 'advice" very carefully and with a large grain of salt.

I and none of my contacts in Managua have heard of Rahim either, Noguera. May be a bit of work to find if it exists.

Every place I recommend (or don't if a rip-off) is a place I have gone in, talked to the madam, got the price, looked at the room and bathroom and viewed or sampled the girls. Every time.

I tell them I am doing this to get them business from a club of internet guys and if it is a good deal I will report if it is and if not I tell them I will tell you guys that it is a rip. And I have told a few that I am telling you guys they are a scam or a dump (in the vain hope they will get half a brain).

When I get a chance I will read my notes for the 4 new places we tried. Well 3 - the 4th told us they have security cameras and videotape. Just what we all need.

Everyone here should do this. Not a good place for fiction since there are a bunch of decent guys needing advice based on facts from experience.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo][/QUOTE]Good post Grand Pollo for you wrote with sense and calm this time. "Rahim" is the nickname, but known throughout the community. I just got back from Cuento Club which has some good ass right now. "Good Time" is really jumping right now too. Gloria is too small in my opinion, but they have sexy broads too.

"Big Chicken," you are correct that for the 1-week visitor my advice regarding
Tona banners may not be the best, but since I live here in Managua it's ok
advice for we ciudanos. I too have spoke with the owners of Managua brothels regarding the listing of their businesses within this forum, except I'm receiving
free pussy for such advertisement. My current rate is 5 free sex sessions.
Really.

I stopped by Ave. 35 on the way home and it's full of drunks and SWs. $160 Cordo is way too much anyway.

Grand Pollo, I'm glad to see your post was more respectful than last time and I invite you to roll with me one time when you return. Mongering is not a past-time, but my living so I may possess techniques unique to getting paid.

I still stand-by my $3,000 cordo statement since I pay it and my foreign friends do too.

Fellas check out Good Time right now! By the way I don't need to create fiction since I'm more interested in having sex than writing about it so take my posts as truth 'cause my trunk has the rings to prove it.

Hey Meathead,

If you're in the sex trade business there is another thread here for your remarks. I really don't know you, so it would not be fair to say that you are probably full of shit. But I will say it anyway, as most here know that I always say it the way I see it. Many here call me an asshole, and I do believe that is a fair comparison, but I am only commenting because someone might actually believe your advice of knocking on casa doors displaying beer signs and asking for *****s is good advice. It is good advice if you want to come home (if you make it home) in a body bag. Grand Pollo has know business being respectfull to anyone making these suggestions. Hey, there is room on the French Guiana board if you are just trying to add to your post count.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf] I'm receiving free pussy for such advertisement.................
Mongering is not a past-time, but my living so I may possess techniques unique to getting paid.[/QUOTE]
There is a word to describe people like you. Can you guess what it is? I'll give you a hint: it has 4 letters and begins and ends with 'p.'

L

[QUOTE=Fantasy]Hey Meathead,

1. I really don't know you, so it would not be fair to say that you are probably full of shit. But I will say it anyway.

2. Many here call me an asshole

3. I am only commenting because someone might actually believe your advice of knocking on casa doors displaying beer signs and asking for *****s is good advice. It is good advice if you want to come home (if you make it home) in a body bag.

4. Grand Pollo has know business being respectfull to anyone making these suggestions. [/QUOTE]"Fantasy" what kind of screen-name is that for a guy? I've read your posts and you don't appear to be an asshole. I'm not full of shit: Stop hatin' and put down that "Hater-Aid" you're consuming. Granted, my "casa advice with Tona signs" may get someone other than myself in trouble so I'll just leave that topic alone: After all, the less "sex tourists" visit these casas the more action I'll keep receiving. Grand Pollo is an educated mongerer who has earned his stripes therefore he carries a sense of respect and can continue being a good source of information.

On Sundays, starting at 10 a. M. , me and my crew tear-up Managua's mongering scene so if you want to learn what I'm talking about I invite you and others. Spanish and English is spoken.

I am in church on Sundays at 10. But thanks for the very inviting offer!!

Let's try this one more time. Where/what is Rahim? Meat ... you said it is a nickname. For where? Which casa?

[QUOTE=Noguera]Let's try this one more time. Where/what is Rahim? Meat ... you said it is a nickname. For where? Which casa?[/QUOTE]Sorry Senor, "Rahim, " the name of the owner: (location: Puente Lareynaga, 2 cuadras abajo, 3. 5 cuadras al sur, white door next to mechanic shop.) Hours 9 a. M.. 9 p. M. ; cost $150 Cordo for 30-minutes; $500 Cordo for 2-hours. Weekdays are best since it's a daytime spot. See you there, I'm the person with the biggest mouth and the most money!

So I intended to return back to work today since the holiday had past yesterday, but I knew better. After mongering all Labor Day I was still excited and half-drunk so things were in slow-motion. Then suddenly, at the right I might ad, I received a phone call. One of my amigas called to let me know her sister was in need of money; you know, a job. As a business owner I'm always looking for talented new help and offered her the opportunity to gain.

Sexy! Granted, I use to bang sister #1 on the regular and even spent several nights with her. I recall her style of BBBJ and that super-tight and small vagina she possesses. What's cool about it is that she knows I'm a "Super Mongerer" that bangs all women deep and long. In fact, she's passed out from the Meat Loaf as well. Nonetheless, sister #1 told her sister I was packing the "Big Bat, " yet my style is one of romance.

So I bought sister #2 breakfast; talked with her so she could become comfortable; joked with sister #1; and tried to make it not appear that sister #1 was pimping out sister #2. When they offered two-for-one, a threesome, I declined for the simple fact that it's sister #2's first-time and I wanted her to know how the Meat Loaf is without distraction. Granted I'm gonna bang both in a threesome maybe tonight or tomorrow, but sometime this week for sure.

So, sister #2 and I go bang! It must run in the family this small vagina trait 'cause I didn't think I would fit. I had a hard-time inserting my index finger! Just like her sister.

By the way sister #1 is 30 years old and sister #2 is 24 years of age.

I banged sister #2 for a few hours like I do all women; gave her three orgasms; offered her a job, just she wants US $200 monthly and I typically US $165; received her phone number; will call her after this post; and planned a weekend trip to Leon for this Saturday.

Sister #1 asked if I liked her sister and I responded thank you. So we'll see what happens with this sister #2 being my full-time sex employee starting tomorrow, with weekly paydays on Friday, or if she'll just call me when in need of money. By the way, I only spent $700 Cordo for this experience.

Some Family Business. P.S. It's becoming normal place that sisters pimp one another out to me when in need of money. This is the third time this has happened to me in Nicaragua.

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[QUOTE=Grand Pollo] Advice stands, don't assume every cantina with a beer sign is a suitable place to hit on girls or ask for girls if you are a gringo. be careful and don't offend people.

Gents take this 'advice" very carefully and with a large grain of salt.

Not a good place for fiction since there are a bunch of decent guys needing advice based on facts from experience.[/QUOTE]Hello Grand Pollo and "Sex Tourists,"

I was reading this last post of yours and wanted to inform the board viewers that I forgot some of you may not be residents, but 1-week "sex tourists." If that's the case then some of the information Grand Pollo wrote in this post is true: (1) Monthly salary of US $85 - $165 for a sex-employee may not apply to you. (2) Tona banners may not be the smart thing for you to rely upon if you don't how to do it. I personally walk the streets; ride a motorcycle; or take the bus throughout neighborhoods in search of new *****houses. (3) I visit all kinds of *****houses and only return to those I like due to their ambiance, pricing, and friendliness offered by the staff. It's safe to say I'm rather popular around town, make friends quickly and easily, and blend-in among the populace.

Hence, my style and available time for Managua Mongering may not be conducive for the 1-week visitor. I frequent various locations for various purposes (ie. music, quiet, scouting, business opportunities, etcetera.) P4P is not always my objective. Different mongerers have different turn-ons and for those that like added adventure or a more localized interaction you may choose to follow my advice while others may choose Grand Pollo's advice. But remember: I live here without a "chofer," although I could buy one for under US $150 and I don't have a "armed-bodyguard," although I could buy one for US $150 per month respectively.

Thank you gentleman, enjoy your time here, and happy Managua Mongering.

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I was Cd. Jardin a while ago ago at that place with the Tona banner on the street, la cocteleria. See $200 for 1-hour. Feeling pretty buzzed I began walking from Cd. Jardin to Bello Horizonte so I could sober-up for more adult beverage consumption and to get non-pro action.

As I got near the street where Migracion is, I noticed a chica crossing the street by herself. Despite the constant rejection that's given my Chica Nicas when approached on the street, I spoke anyway. "Vos que haces al fueda soltera. Hay cabrones. " (Translation: Hey you, what are doing outside all by yourself. There are some bad guys around.) She replied, "Trabajando. " (Transalation: Working.) I almost sh*t myself; my ears perked up like a hunting dog; andmy mind went to instant monger mode. I told her to come over towards me. She was walking in the direction of "that other" brothel located about 10 blocks al sur from Migracion, but I knew she wasn't going there to work, but to catch SW action.

She approached and we talked. She looked about 21 years old due to her skinny frame. I told her I wanted some action, but only had see $40 on me. Of course, I was holding more, but one can't change a stack of see $500s. She thought about it for about4 seconds and said ok. Wow, I was thrown-aback. Never in my whole life have I ever gotten a prostitute for US $2. Yeah, I converted the price real quick 'cause it got me more excited about her acceptance.

Since we were both on foot we needed a location outside or within a hotel, but no hotels exist in this area. Little did I know that she's a real outdoor pro 'cause we walked to the Shell gas station on la calle principal de Cd. Jardin. Immediately entering the parking lot one attendant shouted to her "no, no, you have to ask the manager. " Damn, I aint gonna' pay him was my silent response. She knew what she was doing and I don't know when she was going to do him, the manager, but he told her to go behind the shed near the moving trucks. Wow, what great service for US $2.

She began to give me BBBJ, but my excitement would allow me to finish. She stayed on the meat loaf for a good 15 minutes while maintaining a squatting position. I tried to ram the Meat Loaf down her throat, but I couldn't concentrate due to my voyeuristic tendencies. So, I took out a condom from my wallet and told her I want her "flor de mujer. " (Transalation: A woman's flower.) Hence, she pulled down her blue jeans and I penetrated from the back while we both stood-up. For balance she held onto the chain link fence which further protected the shed from "ladrones. " (Translation: Thieves.)

Her womb was so tender, young, and skinny. She didn't have that pelvic area meat I'm accustomed to from women with kids so I knew this was some "fresh meat. " I banger her for about 10 minutes and called it off. Hell, she had worked for 30 minutes at the price of US $2. We pulled our pants up and went our separate ways.

To this day I'm searching for a womb similar to hers: skinny, tight, and small. Some refer to this style as "All Pussy, " cause there is no flesh stopping you from hitting all that pussy. " US $2.

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Although I’m a long and strong 32 years old it’s been a long-time since I’ve has to work for the "kitty kat. " The last time was September 2006 when I resided in Mexico City and spent 1-month romancing my then girlfriend, Irma. Prior to that effort I can’t remember such a laborious feat.

[b]Then: [/b] Irma "non-pro, " age 34, and Meat Loaf dated for a month attending various restaurants, futbol matches, and cultural events. One evening Irma and I were walking around el Parque Mexicano getting amorous. Being the great salesperson I am, I was able to convince her that spending the night at my house was in her best interest due to crime. She agreed.

So we started out conversing on the sofa and her disclosing jealous tendencies. (In one ear and out the other.) In a show of strength I carried back into the bedroom for my trophy to awarded due to the long work I had endured for 1-month. Of course, she started bullshitin’! I utilized my sales tactics, but kept getting the run around when it came to getting down. Then finally, about 30 minutes before I was to permanently dismiss her, my voiced: " I want some pus*y! Give-up the pus*y and stop bullshitin’! We gonna’ f*ck, now pull them pants down! " Like always, she was turned-on by my emotional displace of truly wanting her and gave up the goods. We laid in bed for the next 2 days f*ckin’.

[b]Now: [/b] I have this 21-year old "non-pro" deep brown neighbor who’s grown an attraction for me. I can’t blame her. Anyway, she’s been coming to my house, but always with her sister or friend present to facilitate cock-blocking. Last week, I told her I wanted to have sex with her and let’s start bangin’. She resisted, played hard-to-get, and other games constantly thwarting my physical efforts, but the mental imagery has been planted within her mind. For the past few days it’s been more and more of me telling her that I want to bone and need some good meat like she has. Well, yesterday she stopped by and got kind of frisky dry-humping, grabbing Meat Loaf, passionate kissing. So reciprocate by pulling those pants down. She didn’t mind and let me penetrate that "Sweet Meat! " But only for a few strokes and then stopped. She took a bite from the Meat Loaf, but didn’t eat her entire meal. She provided me with a beverage of dry breast milk and hair pie.

Having already experienced her sweet nectar it’s just a matter of time before I plant seeds with no expectation of reaping what will be sowed. But the moral of this detail is how hard I’m having to work and patience required with a youth playing "coochie games. " I too play games, but they’re called "Cock Tales. " So I’ll knock-it out the box sometime this week and report the details of exercise of effort.

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Myself and wingman will be visiting Managua for the first time in about 2 weeks. We need information on a few decent hotels:

Would like to find a hotel that would be: inexpensive; safe; clean; private bath; AC; and nica friendly without any extra fees to bring a gal back to your room.

Our budget would be in the $ 20.00 per night range, and we would want separate rooms. A swimming pool would be a nice, but not necessary.

Recommendations please ?????

Thanks, Steve

Some "squares" believe that their female significant other has not, does not, nor would she exchange p*ssy for payment (P4P) and I contend everyone needs faith, especially when facing tough realities.

So, I’m working within my office and a neighborhood "non-pro" girl stops by to visit. This is customary and invited. We talked while I worked and I heard the topic of money leave her mouth. Something in the realm of doctor’s visit and needing 100 Cordobas (US $5. 50.) Of course, after months of residing in Nicaragua I’m tired, worn-out, of people asking for money all the time and have taken a stiff "No Tolerance" policy!

As customary I went for the goods and she gave them to me. Not really wanting to make lust, but rather make money, I had zero stamina for the session and called it quits after about 15 minutes of effort. Not knowing if she had intended to re-ask me for the 100 Cordo after my orgasm or if she was just mentioning it in passing, but I suppose a price tag was attached. Nonetheless, I gave her $0.

In conclusion, does every Chica Nica offer P4P? I say yes, especially when real-life expenses arise. And for those "squares" they’re paying through the nose and being rationed on the p*ssy portion of thier P4P.

[QUOTE=Noguera]Let's try this one more time. Where/what is Rahim? Meat ... you said it is a nickname. For where? Which casa?[/QUOTE]After 5 years of exisistence, Rahim en el barrio Lareynaga is closed!

After about 10 days of neighborhood action, I went out yesterday afternoon when the market, CBOT, closed only to find Rahim closed. F***! Damn!
Well, good thing I'm up 'cause I established "legendary" Managua status at that location por la ciudad (through the city.)

Por eso (therefore,) I went to few city restaurants / bars. Chido.

"Goodtime" has really expanded and stocks about 15 - 20 chavas (girls!)
Mas par mi: More for mi if you fellas' don't start checking that place out.
Otra vez (again,) read my wisdom. I have a built-in "Gringo Detection System" being a fellow-Gringo. My buddy hired an employee from there for $3,000 Cordobas, payabel every Friday in 4 portions ($US 75.) The owner who has Texas-experience added a periodic dance show.

Rahim has changed locations with Grand Opening within September 2007.

¡Viva Managua!

Coming to MGA this fri - have plane tix, need hotel

Does anyone have phone numbers for CAsa Real or El Conquistador ?

I tried the numbers PAginasAmarillas, but the phone numbers are not valid.

Can anyone suggest a chica-freindly hotel. Near Caserra MAtaya, that has AC is cheap and safe and quiet ?

Thank You

Any other suggestions?

I have a short layover in MGA, staying at the Camino Real by the airport for 1 night.

Does anyone have any recommendations?

Anyone kknow there telefone #'s I Tried the nuber for El conquistador : the one on their website is KWAZY (786-xxx-xxxx) the one is PAginasAmarillas is a wrong number. Seems someone else has that number know at a much smaller hotel.

Also the nuber for Casa Real is also wrong any suggestions?

Every location has been mongered by myself over the past 8-months and miles of Meat Loaf have been laid within the sex-worker community.

As the second-poorest country in the Western Hemisphere everyone is in need of money, but without a strong commercial base jobs are few and scarce. Consequently, girls from all walks of life embark upon the Managua brothels to earn a few Cordobas. And of course, I always helped a damsel in distress.

Managua’s Pay-Out Structure for brothels is typically 50% for the owner and 50% for the girl. Numerically this equates to US $4 for 30-minutes of sex payable to the girl! Unlike many countries where girls drink beer alongside the client running their bill high and receiving a commission for this activity, Nicaragua frowns upon this style by always keeping their girls sober. This means the girls are bored after sitting around for 8 – 12 hours per day watching male customers drink and choose someone for a US $4 payday. On the other hand, Chicas Nicas will ask for a soda valued at US $0. 50 and cigarettes valued at US $0. 75 per pack.

Club Fenix (location: Rotondo Cristo Rey):

Open 24-hours per day, 7-days per week with air conditioning and good pricing makes this the best location in Managua! Within this dimly lit skinny-shotgun commercial building are approximately 10 girls wearing lingerie while viewing 6 big screen televisions broadcasting 6 different pornographic movies. For those who like to enjoy adult beverages this location is expensive by charging C $4 per12-oz. Beer or US $2. Hence, locals don’t frequent this location to get drunk, but do score the goods: Everyone knows of Club Fenix as being the "top-flight" location for girls and ambiance, but expensive due to beer prices. Approximately 6 huge rooms are available, all with aire conditioning and 6-foot long mirrors along every wall and above the bed. Experience proves that those who flash C$ 2, 000 (US $100) get to turn this location into their personal disco with music selection and girls messaging your body while quinching your thirst. Prices for love-making, regardless of language skills, are C$ 200 for 30-minutes. Lastly, this location is never jammed-pack with people but does receive lots of trickle traffic. This location never gets loud, roudy, or ignorant.

Club Ladies, aka "Rahim" (location: Puente Lareynaga, 2 cuadras abajo, 3. 5 cuadras al sur):

Open from 9 a. M. Until 9 p. M. This place features truly warm-people. Everyone is kind, gentle and respectful. In time, you’ll become part of the family and recieve first-choice phone calls from the owner, while his wife tries to overcharge. Beer is C$ 2 per 12-ounce and Rum is C$ 130. Although it is located in the middle of a residential-block everyone respects it. Never is the music loud nor does nonsense happen. One big-screen television plays pornographic movies of your choice within this outdoor compound. Lots of space is available for walking, mingling with other customers, and viewing the girls. Approximately 10 girls work daily with new recruits arriving weekely. Prices for love are C$ 150 for 30-minutes or C$ 500 for 2-hours. My discounted rate is C$ 500 (US $27) for 2-girls, 1-hour (threesome; ) or 2-girls, 1-hour; or 1-girl, 2-hours. Girls are free to leave if you pay the owner C$ 500.

Carribean Morena (location: Puente Eden, 4 al Sur):

Managua has a fascination with people from the Atlantic Coast since they are of African-desent. Hence, this location offers women of African-desent who possess a Carribean flavor while speaking English and Spanish. Prices for love are rather expensive at C$ 400 (US$ 22) per hour, but beer costs C$ 2. The location is small, seperated into a bar area and lounge area that plays music from a portable radio. To socialize with foreigners this is a good location: Their advertisements tout, "We Speak English. " Everyone is cool including the owner. Lots of African girls with lots of meat. For those that crave "Chocolate" this is the best place. Hours of Operation: 11 a. M. Until 3 a. M. Approximately 5 rooms are located on the second-floor and boast nice elegance.

Cocteleria de Ciudad Jardin (location: la Calle Prinicpal de Cd. Jardin, la Cocteleria, . 5 cuadra a lago, tona banner & white chair outside): Open 24-hours per day with Sunday closing at 8 p. M. C$ 200 (US $11) per hour needs not be explained! Non-Spanish Speakers get hit for US $50 – 100 on the credit card, if you allow it. Nonetheless, the price makes it a great location. Juke Box available. Approximately 7 girls are available during daylight hours until midnight. Never a loud or drunken atmosphere and always a nice place to visit. The married owners are cool, but know your prices. Rooms are comfortable and comprise a total of 4.

Salvadorena #1 (location: Carretera Norte, cerca la planta de Coca Cola, 1 cudra arriba) or (location: la Pista Lareynaga. 3 abajo del rotondo Bello Horizonte, 7 cuadras a lago):

Opens at 3 p. M. Until 2 a. M. This Place is Huge! Outdoors within a Spanish-style patio with over 100 tables for clients to choose from. Although 20 girls are working, don’t expect to see too many of them since this place is huge. Beer costs C$ 30 for a liter (30-ounces.) Girls are working for C$ 130 (US $8) per 30-minutes.

Salvadorena #2 (location: el Puente la Reynagaga, 3 cuadras al sur):

Opens at 3 p. M. Until 2 a. M. Get drunk, play the juke box, and get some lovin’ is this location’s purpose. Beer costs C$ 30 for a liter (30-ounces.) Girls are working for C$ 130 (US $8) per 30-minutes. This is a very popular place known throughout town, but keep in mind the sole purpose is cheap beer with about 20 girls to view and choose from as they tend your table. Not that much space is available although lots of activity viewing the girls compared to Salvadorena #1. Approximately 6 cheap-ass rooms are available.

Salvadorena #3 (location: Arriba Carretera Norte.).

Good Time (location: el Puente la Reynagaga, 3 cuadras al sur, el vecino de Salvadorena #2 y Cuento Club): Opens at 11 a. M. Until 5 a. M.

Nice atmosphere tiled in bamboo and partially exposed to the sun or moon. Beer is cheap valued at C$ 13 for 12-ounces and girls charge C$ 230 for 30-minutes. About 20 girls work and the owner has experience in the USA. Big screen television plays music video controlled by a disc-jockey or one can choose the juke-box. This location is gaining popularity and receiving lots of traffic by clients and girls. About 5 rooms are available, but expansion is occurring as I type. The business-model has changed and now he’s pursuing a more elegant atmosphere including the rooms.

Cuento Club Time (location: el Puente la Reynagaga, 3 cuadras al sur, el vecino de Salvadorena #2 y Cuento Club) Opens at 5 p. M. Until 4 a. M. They charge a US $0. 50 cover and C$ 30 per 12-ounce beer. This is a strip-club with few clients. The girls are starving due to a lack-of-customers. You can leave with one for C$200 per evening. The rooms are nice and aire conditioned valued at C$ 500 per hour.

Location: 1 Cuadra al Sur, . 5 Cuadra Arriba de Salvadorena #1. Two places exist alongside one another. Older women can be found here.

Vale Todo (location: Colonia Monsenzor Lezcano)

Cover charge US $3. Expensive place quoting US $100 for sex. The girls are starving due to a lack-of-customers. Beer cost US $2 each. "Clip-Joint" not worth typing about.

Casa 14 or Claudias (location: 1 cuadra a lago de Vale Todo, 1 cuadra abajo, . 5 cuadra a lago, and the house says #14): Opens at 9 a. M. Until 8 p. M. Approximately 6 girls work here and charge C$ 300 for 300-minutes. Beer costs C$ 25 per 12-ounces.

Polonco

This is a real dive and not worth going except to view naked dancers.

. 5 Cuadra a Lago de Polocanco

This place is great and never has any clients. C$ 150 can get you laid in the VIP section. Rooms are available upstairs.

Gloria (location: Puente el Eden, 6 – 8 cuadras abajo, 2 – 3 cuadras a lago.) They actually have the courage to call this place "Hostel Gloria. " Sure, when you enter their are two sides to building: One side are the rooms and the other side are the girls and alcohol. The side with women is small, tight, and compact. Simply grab your table and you’re done. Beer costs C$ 30 for 12-ouces and the girls ask for a C$ 50 drink as well. About 10 girls work here and hardly any make any money ‘cause nobody really goes here to drink. Music is played via juke box at your expense.

Azul (location: la Pista Nicarao): This small place is another drinking spot with 10 girls working. C$ 130 per 30-minutes. Juke box is available.

Location: 10 Cuadras al Sur desde la Migracion.

27 de Mayo (location: 4 cuadras arriba de La Plaza Inter) In America Latina there is no need to have dark, dingy, and grimy strip clubs, yet this one exists. Not being able to view makes this place really suck to me.

3 "Hostels: " (location: la discoteca Pelin on Pista Lareynaga, 1 cuadra abajo, 3 or 5 cuadras a lago)(location: el Salvadorena #1, 1 cuadra abajo, 2 or 3 cuadras al sur) On this block are 3 "hostels. " You will find SW in front of the hostel doors and inside sitting on the sofa. SW that work on Carretera Norte and in-front of Salvadorena #1 use these locations. C$30 room rate per hour.

El Tio: (location: Carretera Norte; la iglesia Santa Ana, 1 cuadra arriba, 1 cuadra al sur)

This location has a wide variety of women from mature to young neighborhood girls. Don’t expect too much ambience since this is truly a neighborhood spot. Hours are 2 p. M. Until midnight and priced at C $140 per 30-minute session.

Avenida 35 (location: Semasforo Linda Vista; cerca la guitarra y Munich Restaurant): Cheap beer, cheap women, and the stinch of drunkeness equates to dirty women in my opinion and therefore I will not discuss this location anymore.
Volcan 1
Volcan 2
Reservado
Ferrari
Diamonds
Hollywood

Carretera Masaya (location: Carretera Masaya): Street-hooker central. Purchasing "street action" in Managua is foolish and unnecessary. Yeah, they look good in tight clothes, but they’re on the street. This is Managua and not the USA. Prostitution is everywhere within controlled environments that respect you for being a client and not a trick. Remember, the controlled environments have invested into their businesses thinking of the future while the street-walkers are thinking "this trick. "

Carretera Norte in-front of the Presidential Palace and other government buildings. Street-walkers are found on this street during the daytime. Usually about 10 women.

Auto Hotels / Motels (locations: throughout the city) In my opinion, why use a hotel when you can rent an apartment. Maybe you’re married or live with your lady, but apartments cost US $150 per month and a bed costs US $150.

Advice: Managua is a safe-city and lots-of-fun if you have money for your girls. Simply put the word out, through the flashing of C$ 500 bills (US $27, ) that you have money and are willing to help someone in need. The girls will beat your door down; blow your cell phone up; bring female friends; and attempt to milk you. In my opinion, the best "worker" is one that is starving, has no clients, and looks to me as her meal ticket. But eventually, they all get greedy and take kindness for weakness and get fired, abandoned, and destitute. Once again, the notion of being the big spender is foolish, but the hope that you will be their big spender is priceless!

Sincerely,

Meat Loaf

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They just dont answer the phone. Thanks.

I have read most of Gran Pollos reports.

Any Additional Suggestions OR Updates?

Please I tried the directions looking for Claudia but to my disappointment I was no success. I found a map to Managua and have just put in the area where it is near. If someone could be so kinds as to put a red star or similar where the Claudia's is. Also if someon has a phone number that is working for there, I tried an old one from the online Nuevo Diario but it is also to no avail.

I think I have attach picture but am not sure. I have to wait to see first this message is posted, and if it not there the picture then I will try again.

Please I tried the directions looking for Claudia but to my disappointment I was no success. I found a map to Managua and have just put in the area where it is near. If someone could be so kinds as to put a red star or similar where the Claudia's is. Also if someon has a phone number that is working for there, I tried an old one from the online Nuevo Diario but it is also to no avail.

It is attached now.

[QUOTE=Ganon]Please I tried the directions looking for Claudia but to my disappointment I was no success. I found a map to Managua and have just put in the area where it is near. If someone could be so kinds as to put a red star or similar where the Claudia's is. Also if someon has a phone number that is working for there, I tried an old one from the online Nuevo Diario but it is also to no avail.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ganon]Please I tried the directions looking for Claudia but to my disappointment I was no success. I found a map to Managua and have just put in the area where it is near. If someone could be so kinds as to put a red star or similar where the Claudia's is. Also if someon has a phone number that is working for there, I tried an old one from the online Nuevo Diario but it is also to no avail.[/QUOTE]I, personally, can't explain the directions better, but read "Nogueras" past posts about the address.

Take a taxi and tell him "Vale Todo en Monsenor Lezcano." Get out of the taxi; walk .5 blocks abajo (to the end of the block where it is a residential street and not toward the Shell gas station;) turn right or a lago; walk that entire block; cross the semi-busy street; on the left-hand side (al sur side) approximately the third house with the #14 written in big letters above the door is "Claudias or Casa 14."

Look … here is the best that Señor Meat and I can do for you …… short of taking you by the hand and delivering you to the front of the *****house door. Whoa … I may have hit on something here. Ask Señor Meat to just take you to #14. You should be kind enough to offer to buy him a girl and the US$20 air conditioned room though!

On your map, go to what is marked as Estatua de Monseñor Lezcano (the map is not accurate though … the statue is not in the middle of the intersection. The statue is on the south side of the east-west street, about 10 meters east of the intersection. From the intersection go one block north (al lago), one block west (abajo) and then ½ block north …… or, the 2nd or 3rd house on your left (with the #14 over the entry). It has been so long since I was last there that my directions might be incorrect by one block. If these directions are not correct, then it is two blocks west and ½ block north. Also, I don’t trust the map as I am not positive the first or second block to the west (where you turn north for ½ block) is actually a through street to your left. In other words, when you turn right (north) at the first or second block, there may not be the option of a left turn because I don’t remember the street going through to the south.

Does this help … or merely confuse you more. As Señor Meat so eloquently stated … Claudia’s is the *****house exactly one block north of Vale Todo. This is Nicaragua man …… these are damn good directions for a country with no street names or numbers. Hell … the address for El Arbole didn’t use to even have a tree at that locale (you would appreciate this comment if you had formerly lived in Nicaragua)!

Phone number 2664595

There is not a single taxi driver in all of MGA who knows where this place is.

I called this number today they are open Sundays to 12midnite.

I asked the nica on the phone for directions all she said was Casa Maria Numero 14. I asked her which barrio it is in. She either refued to tell me or I couldn't understand her.

The barrio that Noguera mentioned is not a very nice one. Frankly Vale Todo is not a very nice strip club

The directionc that Noguera gave below look legit. I will see youu there tonite.

"Vale Todo en Monsenor Lezcano. " Get out of the taxi; walk. 5 blocks abajo (to the end of the block where it is a residential street and not toward the Shell gas station turn right or a lago; walk that entire block; cross the semi-busy street; on the left-hand side (al sur side) approximately the third house with the #14 written in big letters above the door is "Claudias or Casa 14. "

This place is EXTREMELY difficult to find

It is in Lezcano a bad barrio it seems to me and it is in a little side street where you could be killed and they will never find you. I hae been to some rough neighborhoods. This is not the worse but it doesnt look safe to me.

In Nica you would say to the taxista in spanish exactly this:

Barrio Monseñor Lezcano, Estatuo Lezcano, 1 cuadro al lago 1 cuadro abajo y media cuadro al lago

However, it is better to start from vale todo.

I like meat loafs directions better

With one exception

Do not get out of the taxi and walk any distance. Is meat loaf crazy?

Tell the taxista

"vale todo en monsenor lezcano. " media cuadrao abajo, un cuadro al lago, tercera casa es casa catorce 14. Better yet, stop in at vale todo and confirm directions. You will need all the help you can get.

It doesn't matter, even with the best directions your taxista will have to stop and ask every tom dick and harry. Note the 14 sign is not very visible to me from the taxi.

This is a non descript house on a non descript street.

Claudias, This in is a non descript house on a non descript side street. There is no neon sign outside. There are bars on the front door, as with every casa. IT is really a private house converted into a brothel.

Take my opinion with a grain of salt, I came 7ish on Sunday nite. Probably the worse time.

Two girls both yng 20s. Both very cute. One was especially cute. Price quoted was C300 for 1 hour. Not bad.

I asked about Claudia II. The cajera said it was closed. This could have been a lie to keep my cordobas there. Anyway, I wasn't about to go walking down the street at nite to find out.

Does anyone know if CLAUDIA II is closed?

Decor was dumpy. No music. I was the only client. There was a broken beer bottle with shards of glass on the floor. Apparantly they were too lazy to pick it up.

As I Said both girls were cute, esp one. However they acted as if they could care less if I were there. It was the end of the day. They were both bored and lazy.

This place gave me a bad vibe. There was zero ennthusiasm among the chicas. This was NOT a party place that nite. They led me to believe that they would just lay in the sack with the same lack of zeal. One seemed particularly attached to a bowl of frijoles y arroz. If I brought her in the back room she probably would have insisted that she bring her dinner with her and eat it while a sessioned with her.

They should really put a TV on the ceiling to give these bored girls. So they can just lay there like a corpse and watch TV while you are screwing them. W

I didn't get a good vibe. My next problem, exiting. This is a street where few Taxi cabs go past the door, so when you exit you have to walk half a block. Fortunately the boyfreind of the cajera gave me a ride. He got a flat tire and I exited at a busy esquina and made it to my old standby, Club Fenix.

I do not reccomend going to claudias at nite. Frankly I don't recommend going to claudias at all. It is not a professionally run place.

sorry that this trip report is in reverse chronological order and in three parts.

saturday i went to barrio lezcano. this barrio is kind of far and is imho in a bad part of town. i was really seeking to find claudias.

part ia, vale todo

vale todo is somewhat a dump and is in a badish part of town in barrio lezcano.

i stopped in. it was not really open yet. just a plain dumpy looking strip club. one girl and she was nothing special. i asked directions to claudias. no one had heard of it. however the following day on sunday (trip report part i) - they knew where it was.

the vibe and atmospher led me to believe that vale todo is not a good place. there are far better and nicer strip clubs on carretera masaya. this place is too far and in a bad part of town.

part iia, good times

good times is on the main drag in barrio lez. there is a casa del sexo on every corner here. my taxista took me to goodtimes. it is near cueto club i believe. i went in for ten seconds. bad idea. too much of a rough local crowd. i got a bad vibe instantly. a chubby nica with a big old flabby belly latched on to me. i exited good times with her attached. the taxista understood and pried her away from me. i escaped with my cordobas intact.

conclusion. you will not have a good time at good times.

also if cueto club is in this area, i am not sure if i would go there. i heard from a reliable source (a drunk at another bar) that the price was c800 at cueto club. the advantage of cueto club he said was that the girls do everything, swallow cum, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord101][CodeWord101][/url]. anal is c1000.

so i went to club fenix. see part iii

[QUOTE=Noguera]Look. Here is the best that Señor Meat and I can do for you. Short of taking you by the hand and delivering you to the front of the *****house door. Whoa. I may have hit on something here. Ask Señor Meat to just take you to #14. You should be kind enough to offer to buy him a girl and the US$20 air conditioned room though!

Does this help. Or merely confuse you more. As Señor Meat so eloquently stated. Claudia’s is the *****house exactly one block north of Vale Todo. This is Nicaragua man. These are damn good directions for a country with no street names or numbers. Hell. The address for El Arbole didn’t use to even have a tree at that locale (you would appreciate this comment if you had formerly lived in Nicaragua)! [/QUOTE]You're too kind with such compliments Noguera. And I must admit that I'm even more confused on the location after such directions.

That's funny about "El Arbole" (a tree that doesn't exist.) That's better than "Can't see the forest because of the trees."

Side Note About MGA

MGA will never be invaded by a foreign power. This is because MGA has the worst road system and the worst numbering system in the universe.

There are very few road names. There are no house numbers. The address is expressed as a function of distance from a particular landmark. If the landmark moves, (like a bank) then you're screwed.

The address starts with the barrio. Very important. Also could start with a rotunda.

Example for Hotel El Conquistador, the address is

Hotel El Conquistador
Barrio Bolonia, BDF Beatriz, 1 Cuadro Abajo, 0 varas (could be a few varas)
Tel 011-505 222 4789 . Do not use their phone number on their website. I tried it and doesnt work from the USA.

The form is Neighborhood, LAndmark, So Many Blocks in a certain direction, Then so many varas. I think a vara is like a yard

As long as BDF does not move then the Hotel will still get its mail.
BDF is a Banco by the way.

Hotel El Conquistador, a Review
It is in Barrio Bolonia, one side of the barrio is a horrid and unsafe ghetto. The Hotel itself is in a quiet and safe part of the barrio. There is literally a guard on every street corner in the surround.

The price is right 57.50/nite plus impuesta. Free internet. The only caveat with the internet is you will use the worse keyboard known to man. All the punctuation is mislabelled. They serve an awesome free breakfast. The immediate surrounding neighborhood is safe a few blocks in a three of the directions. IT is conveniently located across from the Crown Plaza hotel and a very nice mall. The staff is supercool. I asked about the guest freindly policy. They were cold on the idea of me bringing back a chica. They said OK perhaps for a LITTLE BIT of time. but not all nite. I didnt test this policy.

My shower head was broken. No hot water. Most of the water shot out the side onto the floor. Light was busted. This is not a Holiday Inn express.

Street walkers do frequent this neighborhood, mostly on the main drag. Friday nite I was accosted by a street hooker who rubbed my crotch with one hand and tried to take out my wallet with the other hand. El Gran Pollo was right, never trust a street walker.

WINDOW SHOPPING - HOW TO FIND A SW AND NEVER LEAVE THE HOTEL
They hang out in a little plaza right next to the hotel. You can go in the internet room and look out window and get one. Very convenient. Slection is minimal, and not always one there.

Eats
The mall across the plaza has a food court. The same food as in the USA. You can also get a temporary cell phone in the mall for C325 and also make long distance calls to the USA unlimited time for 45 Cordobas. (third floor)

Some cute girls in the mall. Didnt get any eye contact returned. No vibe.

Eats - Recommended
El Grillito is one block up the street Outdoor cafe. Great eats. some local action, mostly Nicas Ricas.

Other Hotels
Hotel Naranja is off of Carretera Masaya, near the Chinese Embassy. This is a quaint little place, much classier and quainter than Hotel El Con. Price is 75. They speak english there. Very professional staff. Free internet. Very nice neighborhood, very upscale. Didnt stay there, but I know it would be nice. Actually it is quite romantic.

Hotel El Conquistador,
Barrio Bolonia, BDF Beatriz, 1 Cuadro Abajo
Tel 011-505 222 4789

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[QUOTE=Water Boy]This place is EXTREMELY difficult to find

It is in Lezcano a bad barrio it seems to me and it is in a little side street where you could be killed and they will never find you. I hae been to some rough neighborhoods. This is not the worse but it doesnt look safe to me.

In Nica you would say to the taxista in spanish exactly this:

Barrio Monseñor Lezcano, Estatuo Lezcano, 1 cuadro al lago 1 cuadro abajo y media cuadro al lago

However, it is better to start from vale todo.

I like meat loafs directions better

With one exception

Do not get out of the taxi and walk any distance. Is meat loaf crazy?

Tell the taxista

"vale todo en monsenor lezcano. " media cuadrao abajo, un cuadro al lago, tercera casa es casa catorce 14. Better yet, stop in at vale todo and confirm directions. You will need all the help you can get.

It doesn't matter, even with the best directions your taxista will have to stop and ask every tom dick and harry. Note the 14 sign is not very visible to me from the taxi.

This is a non descript house on a non descript street.[/QUOTE]

Water Boy …… I really do not like to disagree with my fellow mates, but I must disagree with your above comments. Monseñor Lezcano is not a bad neighborhood in Managua. This area is their classic definition of “middle class”. I have several friends that live within 2-3 blocks of #14 and Vale Todo and I walk these streets at night all the time. And I am about as white of an Old Gringo as they come. Never even remotely had any problems walking around Monseñor Lezcano. Now if you want some tough neighborhoods in Managua … first, go hit club Polanco near the airport. Assuming you live to see another day, within 5 minutes of Polanco are the barrios of Villa Venezuela and Villa Libertad. Again, I have spent more time in Villa Venezuela than any other part of Managua and never had a problem. However, these two barrios are known for their gang problems and I wouldn’t recommend your hanging in these areas. But … Monseñor Lezcano and Vale Todo …… you will not have problems around there.

Regarding Claudia’s … YMMV. Attached is a sweet young thing I met/did there and she was an incredible lot of fun. I have had great experiences here.

Now I do agree with you regarding Cueto Club. It is a dump and the girls are not very good looking (chub-lettes). Not really a bad part of town though. Again, I have friends that only live 50 meters from Cueto Club and their place is very Nica-middle class. Cueto Club is no where near Vale Todo and is not in barrio Monseñor Lezcano. It is a good 20 minutes away by car.

[QUOTE=Noguera]Water Boy. I really do not like to disagree with my fellow mates, but I must disagree with your above comments. Monseñor Lezcano is not a bad neighborhood in Managua. This area is their classic definition of "middle class". I have several friends that live within 2-3 blocks of #14 and Vale Todo and I walk these streets at night all the time. And I am about as white of an Old Gringo as they come. Never even remotely had any problems walking around Monseñor Lezcano. Now if you want some tough neighborhoods in Managua. First, go hit club Polanco near the airport. Assuming you live to see another day, within 5 minutes of Polanco are the barrios of Villa Venezuela and Villa Libertad. Again, I have spent more time in Villa Venezuela than any other part of Managua and never had a problem. However, these two barrios are known for their gang problems and I wouldn’t recommend your hanging in these areas. But. Monseñor Lezcano and Vale Todo. You will not have problems around there.

Regarding Claudia’s. YMMV. Attached is a sweet young thing I met/did there and she was an incredible lot of fun. I have had great experiences here.

Now I do agree with you regarding Cueto Club. It is a dump and the girls are not very good looking (chub-lettes). Not really a bad part of town though. Again, I have friends that only live 50 meters from Cueto Club and their place is very Nica-middle class. Cueto Club is no where near Vale Todo and is not in barrio Monseñor Lezcano. It is a good 20 minutes away by car. [/QUOTE]Noguera,

I like that photo. She' my new screen saver.

Water Boy,

Get real! If you want ambiance stay in the USA. Don't travel America Latina with your same USA standards. That's not why we're in America Latina to compare our expectations, but to live like Kings! Besides, what do you expect when you're buying sex for $8. $11 per lay, Beverly Hills. Heidi Fleiss is back in business though.

It sounds like you may want to wait for "Grand Pollo" to get active again on the message board and tour you around the next time he returns from the USA to Nicaragua 'cause you're sounding a little timid.

In my opinion, Managua is super safe. I lived there for 8 months and never saw a street fight or even anything close. I hung out in nice and bad neighborhoods, but then again, I blend in with the populace.compared to Mexican violence, Managua is safe. The police don't do anything, but direct traffic.

I lived (San Luis Sur) 3 minutes away from Cuento Club, Salvadoreno #2, and Good Times and never had any problem walking the streets from 0000 to 2400. The neighborhood is as safe as your USA barrio. I paid a lot for rent there too.

I walked to Vale Todo from my old Linda Vista house as well with no problem. My Gringo neighbor who can't speak Spanish one lick walked those blocks as well.

True Noguera, Polanco is in an ugly neighborhood and I would be a little more prepared when walking those blocks, but never had a problem either.

I liked Cuento Club, but they charge too much.

Water Boy, aint nobody gonna' stick you up. After all, you're driving or taking a taxi to those locations, right. Furthermore, there's a universal unwritten code: If you want to really get yourself fucked-up with the police, courts, and jail time; rob a USA tourist, especially one that's white. Assuming you are white. Hell, if you did get robbed and told the police, they might take you to a safe cat house, buy you a piece, wait for you, and drive you back to your hotel. That's your USA tourist value.

Additionally, everyone in Managua knows that prostitution is big 'cause it's a job to earn money to eat!

Stop reading reports and start mongering. Then again, if you don't that's just more for me!

Water Boy,

Apologies are extended in advance if my last post seemed rude or aggressive.
That was not my intention.

Sincerely,

Meat Loaf

I have been in Polonco many times, and taken home numerous women. I personally have never had a problem in there. However, one time a fight between locals broke out, and the place cleared out, except for my buddies and me. Another time, somebody outside shot a gun into the place. They didn't hit anybody, but again, the place cleared out again, except for my buddies and me.

Riggo

[QUOTE=Riggo]I have been in Polonco many times, and taken home numerous women. I personally have never had a problem in there. However, one time a fight between locals broke out, and the place cleared out, except for my buddies and me. Another time, somebody outside shot a gun into the place. They didn't hit anybody, but again, the place cleared out again, except for my buddies and me.

Riggo[/QUOTE]I like the place up the street way better! That place up the street never has any customers, but a whole bunch of hungry hookers for anything they can get. It's a really nice place inside too. I wonder if it's a money laundry like Vale Todo 'cause nothing ever happens at either location, but the infrastructure is expensive.

I loved this thread! I have been to. I think. Every strip bar in managua. At elast 3/4 of the MP and have tasted the delights of the SW's on carr. Masaya, and in front of Plaza inte an yes. Yes. Have even picked up a SW near el estadio at 3 AM for a nearly toothless BBBJ! YEAH! Seriously I love Managua.comedores on every corner, fritangarias on many porches! And the chicas.

I personally have founf that Plaza de las Americas has some very nice single moms who are surprised when a gringo comes in. Politeness. Decent spanish, no shorts. Dress like a casual date. Dockers and a guayavera. Be wise. And you could end up with the beauty I live with now. Who, by the way lets me bring the girls home so we can play together. Q le vayan bien!

Coming to MGA November 15 and am looking for some backup. Plan on staying at the Almendro. Get back to me on this forum if you have any interest in a couple of drinks and some mongering.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]

In my opinion, Managua is super safe.

Stop reading reports and start mongering. Then again, if you don't that's just more for me![/QUOTE]Meat Loaf,

I ride with the Nicas and eat in hovels with dirt on the floor. I have been in some really nasty places where the rent is $30 per month. I talk a passable spanish. have talked to many Nicas. They nearly all say that MGA is a dangerous place. True, MGA IS safer than other LA cities. Still to the Nica, MGA is a very dangerous place.

There are safe barrios and bad barrios.

Dont be telling people that the entire city is safe. This is irresponsible on your part. Totally irresponsible.

And yes. If you read MY REPORT. I am mongering.

Thank you very much

Yes it may be true that the guide books say Barrio Lezcano is reasonbaly safe and Barrio dimitri is considered dangerous.

Thank you for letting me know about Barrio Lezcanao.

I feel safer in Club Fenix which is in Barrio dimitri than in Barrio Lezcano.
So yes, I have a weird perception.

In fact Balonia has some really dangerous parts yet Hotel El Con is located there. However El Con is located in a supersafe zone.

So really it depends on which particular part of the barrio you are in.

At home, I go to the worst parts of town to ppursue the hobby. In Nica, I am a stranger in a strange land. So I prefer supersafe places.

As for Good Times that place is a dump. . I was only in their for 3 seconds. Some big bellied Nica latched on to me. Not my cup of tea. Waaaay too downscale for me

I would suggest to everyone to avoid Good Times.

I heard tiny bit about Salvadoreno club. What up with Salvadoreno? Any good reviews?

As for Cueto Club, I was wrong about the barrio. Thank you for correcting me. It is not in Lezcano.

Also my driver said there is a new club near Cueto Club. It is pretty good. Anybody here of this? Is this bullcaca?

May try Claudias again tonite they had some cute girls. Maybe it was an off nite. Thank you guys for setting me straight with the barrio sitrep.

Am I going to the RIGHT Claudia's? A non descript house on a side street? Basically a private house. Is this the right Claudias?

[QUOTE=Water Boy]Meat Loaf,

I ride with the Nicas and eat in hovels with dirt on the floor. I have been in some really nasty places where the rent is $30 per month. I talk a passable spanish. have talked to many Nicas. They nearly all say that MGA is a dangerous place. True, MGA IS safer than other LA cities. Still to the Nica, MGA is a very dangerous place.

There are safe barrios and bad barrios.

Dont be telling people that the entire city is safe. This is irresponsible on your part. Totally irresponsible.

And yes. If you read MY REPORT. I am mongering.

Thank you very much[/QUOTE]You're correct "Water Boy." I should have read your report first before opening that can of whoop ass regarding you not mongering. Hence, I wrote the apology immediately upon reading your report.

Since I'm a young guy nobody every tries to challenge physically, my perception about safety maybe tainted.

$30 is too poor for me. Hell, I'm a professional that has a masters degree and speaks three languages. (Laughing as I type.) You're more authentic that I.

Keep up the hard work "Water Boy!"

[QUOTE=Water Boy]
As for Good Times that place is a dump. . I was only in their for 3 seconds. Some big bellied Nica latched on to me. Not my cup of tea. Waaaay too downscale for me

I would suggest to everyone to avoid Good Times.[/QUOTE]"Water Boy" this comment brings pain to my heart. It's not a dump. It's cool.

Ambiance-wise compared to "Club Fenix," ok. But "Good Time" is great. They are remodeling. They have some good ass.

The big bellied girl likes to eat.

I suggest you return to "Good Time" and drink 2 or 3 beers before your next post, please. In fact, I'm thinking of returning to MGA to party there for a few days.

[QUOTE=Water Boy]I heard tiny bit about Salvadoreno club. What up with Salvadoreno? Any good reviews?

As for Cueto Club, I was wrong about the barrio. Thank you for correcting me. It is not in Lezcano.

Also my driver said there is a new club near Cueto Club. It is pretty good. Anybody here of this? Is this bullcaca?

May try Claudias again tonite they had some cute girls. Maybe it was an off nite. Thank you guys for setting me straight with the barrio sitrep.

Am I going to the RIGHT Claudia's? A non descript house on a side street? Basically a private house. Is this the right Claudias?[/QUOTE]

I've been amazed at how you fellas' are writing so many reviews and questions about "Casa 14 / Claudias" when all it is is a house with some hookers. They sell beer, but have no music. There is no walking room. You buy ass and that's it. The girls don't solicit. I mean, I don't know what you guys have such a fascination with this place about. Read my "Managua Mongering Guide" for better places.

"Water Boy" if you claim "Good Time" is a dump than Salvadoreno #2 is 50- times worse. Salvadoreno #1 is a step-up. I had a fight with that punk-ass owner and her fat-ass son 'so I don't have anything positive to say about then assholes nor do I want to contribute money into their pockets. But I'm here to share information and so I do. I wouldn't fuck in those rooms 'though.

Cuento Club is in Barrio Eden.

As of 1-month ago there was no new club near Cuento Club unless Rahim re-opened. Club Azul isn't too far away.

Ok, I am about to lose all my credibility, but here goes.

Based upon you guys comments, I walked from Casa #14 to Vale Todo and back. It's totally cool.

It just seemed spooky to me at first, being a stranger in a strange land.

I wish to retract my earlier comments About Monseñor Lezcano being a bad neighborhood. If a scaredycat like me can walk the distance then I guess it must be pretty safe.

Ahhh, MGA. It appears different from day to day.

Before Beginning, I would like to thank those, who, thru their advice, made this trip possible: especially El Gran Pollo, Noguera, el Meat Loaf, and the other members on the forum.

A note about Managua. The town is a dump in most parts. Directions are impossible. Don't go here unless you speak really good spanish. However the town does have its merits. The Chica Nica.

I have been criticized roundly for seeking "other things than mongering" in my ideal destination. Managua has very few of those "other things". All the tourist sites, while quite bizarre, are worth seeing. All the tourists sites, IMHO can be seen in a day. Still the cost-effective mongering scene without the tourismo still make Managua a worthwhile destination. I may go back real soon.

Claudias

Phone Number: 2664595
Price: C300 for 1 hour C250 for 1/2 hour
A/C: No
Address: Va a Vale Todo (Strip Club) en Monsenor Lezcano. (Every cabbie knows where Vale Todo is)
Despues, va un media cuadrao abajo, un cuadro al lago, cruce la intersección,
es la tercera casa a la izquierda, es casa catorce (14)
Drinks: Cheap. Drinks for the ladies are the same price.
Hours: 8am ish? to late at nite.

Claudias is a non descript house on a non descript side street. Contrary to others reports, there is no neon sign outside. In fact, there is NO sign outside. It is really a private house converted into a brothel. I visted there several times.

There used to be two Claudias. The other one is closed. This is the only one open.

On Friday and Saturday nites this is a party place among the local Nicas.
They usually have 10 or so girls, 2-3 of which are young and cute. The others vary from plain looking to fat or old.

Decor is dumpy. There were broken beer bottles with shards of glass on the floor 2 out of three times I visited.

The girls I sessioned with were cute, early 20's, however there was very little enthusiasm among the chicas that I sessioned with.

Would I return? Yes, but only because some of the chicas are cute. The serious lack of enthusiasm is a drawback.

Vale Todo

Phone Number: unknown
Price: US100 for one hour
A/C: I would hope so for that price.
Address: Barrio Moñsenor Lezcano (Every cabbie knows where it is)
Drinks: Patrons drinks are three Dollars, Drinks for the chicas ten Dollars.
Entry fee: C30.
Hours: 9pm-ish to whenever

They had very attractive ladies there, the decor in this place is nice once the lights are turned down. I only spent 20 minutes here. I did not session here. As soon as I came in, two ladies plopped down next time. "Buy me a drink" When I brushed them off, two more sat down. One girl rubbed my crotch and wanted to go have sexo right away.

The place was waaay too high-pressure from me, so I tried to exit and the girls kept each asking me for a propina, a tip. The place is one giant vacuum cleaner of the wallet. I feel lucky that I made it out of that place with money in my pocket.

There was waay too much pestering for drinks and sexo, so much that I was not allowed much of an oppurtunity to view the floor show to check out possible other chicas.

I suppose for US200 you could have a really good time there with a very attractive lady. You would have to be insane to spend this in Managua.

Either way, Vale Todo is only 1.5 blocks from Claudias and it merits a visit, merely for curiousity.

I suppose one could go to Vale Todo, get a hardon with the hyper-enthusiastic girls, then take one's woody to Claudia's unenthusiastic girls for some low cost servicing.

Would I return? Hell no. Vale Todo should be called "Vale NADA"

Caribbean Morena’s I
Phone Number: 249 5883 249 4886 885 8414 (try em all)
Price: no chicas
A/C: no
Address: dont care
Drinks: dont care
Hours: Mon-Sat 9 AM – 2 or 3 AM

According to the lady who answered the phone, there were no chicas at CM I. All the action was at CM II. I did not session at CM I.

Caribbean Morena’s II
Phone Number: 244 2066
Price: Depends on who's asking. C$400 C$500
A/C: no
Address: Barrio Ciudad Jardin, Pista Arreynaga, media cuadro cerca de Semaforo Tenderi
Drinks: None Purchased
Hours: All day long. It doesnt get rocking until the evening.

I am not sure of the address. This is a non descript house the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga 1/2 block (which direction?) from the Semaforo Tenderi. Victora Cerveza sign out front.

There were three ladies here at prime time:
* One Old.
* One with a big ole fatbelly spilling out.
* One mulatta not that attractive.

Immediately upon entering I was asked to chose a girl and have a session. When I declined, the Jefa became very rude with me.

Would I return? Hell no! This place should be taken off the guidebooks.

Club Fenix

Phone Number: unknown
Price: C400 for 1 hour C200 for 1/2 hour
A/C: Sometimes in the bar? Not in the rooms.
Address: Every cabbie knows where it is. Barrio Dimitri, La Rotunda Christo Rey, 100 meters este
Drinks: Cheap. C30 coke. a shot of Tequila for C60, Cervezas are C40. Drinks for the ladies are the same price.

Note: You will not find Rotunda Christo Rey on any map. It is also known as Rotunda Santo Domingo.

This is on the main drag. Every cabbie knows where it is. It is right across from the On the Go gas station.

El Gran Pollo has said that this is a dangerous club in a dangerous part of town. This is not true. The Club is located in Barrio Dimitri, a bad and unsafe barrio. I felt completely safe in the club (they frisk everyone coming in). There are 3 to 4 security guard on the street in the surround. To me, this is a safe enclave in an otherwise dangerous barrio. However, walk on the street at your own risk. It is possible to visit this club and be driven right to the door in a taxi and leave the same way, never venturing out. I felt safe.

I watch my wallet with the girls. I just don’t trust pros. But that is true in any country in any town with any pro. Hi priced or not.

There are usually 10-15 chicas here. Mostly morenas. This place was my old standby. I knew I could always count on it.

This is a silicon free zone. Nearly all the girls there were cute. The girls are 20 – 32. Most mid 20s. Dark hair dark eyes. Some differences in body type. Many petites, there are also some tall ones and some more full figured Girls. A Cups and B cups. Few C cups and there was a EE (The gorda negrita - yeccch !!!)

The girls have some stretch marks of childbirth. It’s OK doesn’t look bad. Natural boobs. None really stick straight out at attention, natural.

The type of girls is the pretty Nica girl next door. The girls are cute. White and Morena and Mulatta. Mostly morena. There was one big black momma ( The gorda negrita) with a big butt and dread locks. She most have been moonlighting from Caribbean Morenas. The oldest girl was 32, She had tiny tits and a dumpy body.

The crowd is cool. I met few English speakers. Everyone is cool. There were 14 to 16 chicas on fri and sat and 8 chicas on Sunday.

This place is so cheap you can just go in and try all the girls. I did many sessions there.

The place is a long hall. Guys sit on one side. Girls lounge around on couches on the other side. Some of the girls look really bored. They hang out in lingerie. You pick the one you want and hand her C200 for half an hour.

The ritual – she gives you head. Usually always with a condom. Then she rides you cowgirl. Afterwards you two take a cold shower together. This is a rude knock on the door when time is up. IF YOU WANT TO EXTEND THE SESSION then hand C200 out the door at the next, more insistent knock.

Someone on this forum said oral was C100 extra. This is not true. The ritual here is standard. She CBJs you, then rides you cowgirl. Then you take a shower. Cold water. The rooms are a dump but clean. I don’t think they are air conditioned. Heat wasn’t a problem but it has been cool here lately.

The motif of the place is western. Now, think of a Cowgirl riding you. Only one of the girls would let me CIM. Few would permit BBJ. Photos are not permitted here. Sorry guys.

There is a distinct difference between the daytime shift and the night time shift. The girls will sit with you and stroke you during the day. Nite time is all business. The girls are skinnier and cuter during the nite. Still both shifts provided equally rewarding experiences.

Attitude of the girls varied. Some gave a PSE, while others were ho hum.

Would I return? Yes! This place rocks.

I wonder if they rent rooms there ?

Cueto Club (Could actually be Cueto Club North)
Phone Number: unknown
Price: C$600 to C$800 for 1 hour ???
A/C: ??
Address: Puente Larreynaga, en Pista Arreynaga, 3 cuadras al sur
Drinks: expensive
Hours: evenings ??

This is on the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga

Due to previous bad reports by other mongerers, I did not session there. The reports were true. The girls were dumpy. They should call this place "Culo Club." The prices expensive. The only reason I checked it out was because it is right across the street from Good Times

Good Times
Phone Number: unknown
Price: C$300 for 1/2 hour
A/C: YES !!
Address: Puente Larreynaga en Pista Arreynaga, 3 cuadras al sur, cerca Cueto Club
Drinks: Cheap
Hours: evenings ?

This is on the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga. This is right across the street from Cueto Club.

I had originally given this place a bad rap, based upon a 30 second encounter with an araña-like Nica. This place certainly does NOT have good curbside appeal.

On a whim, I went back and realized that my first impressions were totally wrong. The club is large and has the most number of chicas of any club in this report.

I did see several hotties out of the 20-25 or so girls. I sessioned with an beautiful Nica. She gave an energetic PSE performance. The room was the nicest habitacion I have seen in a Nica brothel. And it was AC! Although I have not fully sessioned there I have completely changed my attitude towards Good Times. It could be my number 1 spot.

The name "Good Times" is aptly deserved.

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Addendum (More Brothels/Providers Reviewed)

Managua Streetwalkers
Phone Number: n/a
Price: C$200?, Mas barrato y mas caro
Address: En la Carretera Masaya -o- frente de Hospital Milatar -o- en el Parque Luis Alfonso (??), -y- Otras Partes de ciudad
Hours: Nighttime.

I have heard that, many years ago, there were plentiful Managua Streetwalkers. Back then, the service and quality was good. However, since then, things have changed and the action has moved to the controlled environment of the brothels. What remains on the street is the leftovers.

Consider Parque Luis Alfonso ( Not sure of name of this Parque ? Jose Luis? Alfonso Luis ? Can MGA veterans help?) I have heard that you can get great cheap action C50? C100? late at nite en Parque Luis Alfonso, assuming, that you get out of the parque alive.

Of course there are the much vaunted Carretera Masaya Streetwalkers which are considered "safer" and "higher quality."

I did not actively seek out many Managua streetwalkers, however, many of them sought ME out. Every interaction I have had with a Managua streetwalker has been a unpleasant experience.

Furthermore, the risks are: a) being robbed, b) getting a tranny, c) getting a venereal disease (even with a condom), d) mistakenly getting a girl who is under 18, and e) poor quality of service. In ANY & EVERY SW venue.

I have seen many arguments in this forum, that the risks of a SW can be minimized. They say, if she is alone she wont rob you. They say you can look at her Cedula to make sure she is over 18 (hopefully, it is HER Cedula), they say, you can wear a condom (Which I always do with every provider, in every location and in every venue.)

But I say, and my limited personal experience has shown, that there are too many risks and why take a chance ?

I wish to echo the opinions of the majority in this forum: Consorting with Managua streetwalkers is downright dangerous and a completely unnecessary risk. AVOID THEM.

Sol y Luna
Phone Number: unknown
Price (Con Aire): C$250? 1/2 hr C$400 1 hr
Price (Sin Aire): C$300? 1/2 hr C$400 1 hr
A/C: yes for extra $$ (free AC for the Gringos Ricos who session 1 hr)
Address: Barrio Balonia, Tica Bus Terminal, 1 cuadro al sur, media cuadro (en cualquiere direccion??)
Drinks: Cheap
Hours: All day long. Seems like a daytime spot.

I am not sure of the final 1/2 block direction. It has a Sol y Luna sign, with chinese characters on the door. I do not know what the chinese characters mean.

This is a low key relaxing place. It is a great place if you like older, heavier women (35-45).

There were three ladies here during the late afternnon. All three were old, on the heavy side and not that attractive. The rooms were nice.

The place nice and relaxing. I didn't session here. Sitting in the chair in the waiting room, and looking at the ladies, I finally figured out that the chinese characters on the door must say "Inside are the oldest putas in Managua"

Would I return? Hell no!

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[QUOTE=Water Boy]Ok, I am about to lose all my credibility, but here goes.

Based upon you guys comments, I walked from Casa #14 to Vale Todo and back. It's totally cool.

It just seemed spooky to me at first, being a stranger in a strange land.

I wish to retract my earlier comments About Monseñor Lezcano being a bad neighborhood. If a scaredycat like me can walk the distance then I guess it must be pretty safe.

Ahhh, MGA. It appears different from day to day.[/QUOTE]You felt anxiety, but had the balls to do it anyway.

You learned something new, changed your opinion, and were big enough to report it.

I can't think of any better way to BUILD credibility and respect than that.

Glad it worked out for you!

It is nice to have your series of reports, complete with box scores.

Thanks!

DB

Dodger Bulldog

I am a huge fan of yours and have followed your CR exploits. As well, I am much appreciative of you posting fotos.

Those words of praise, coming from you especially, are a HUGE compliment to me.

Thank You, Dodger Bulldog

[QUOTE=Dodger Bulldog]You felt anxiety, but had the balls to do it anyway.

You learned something new, changed your opinion, and were big enough to report it.

I can't think of any better way to BUILD credibility and respect than that.

Glad it worked out for you!

It is nice to have your series of reports, complete with box scores.

Thanks!

DB[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]The big bellied girl likes to eat.[/QUOTE]Don Meat Loaf:

I wonder if she likes to eat ALL kinds of things, including "la leche" ?

Given the high starch diet of the Nica, I was hoping to feed some of them a "High protein" supplement.

Alas, I found only one of the Putas Nicas who were willing to "agotartelo todo." Found only one and she was unattractive. Tall, Big and fat. Still I was very tempted when she said she would "agota todo de la esperma"

Alas, I did not partake. Que lastima !

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]

Club Ladies, aka "Rahim" (location: Puente Lareynaga, 2 cuadras abajo, 3. 5 cuadras al sur): [/QUOTE]Meat Loaf,

I have heard Rahim was open and now it is closed. When was the last date you visited there?

Also, how would you rank the attractiveness and PSE of the ladies in Rahim as compared to Fenix o Good Times? Mas Mejor? MAs Peor?

PS: Your apology accepted. Actually I wasnt really all that offended. I was so busy trying to get out a trip report.

May go back real soon and stay a month.

Anyone know of good Monthly rentals that are INEXPENSIVE, SAFE, SECURE, and QUIET?

I know that the Nica like to blare their Salsa y Reggaeton at all hours. I am looking for a habitacion that is tranquilo. Plus a place where the casera won't steal all of my stuff.

Any recommendations in the following barrios: Monseñor Lezcano, Bolonia, Eden, San Luis Sur, Linda Vista? Something close to Fenix / Good Times but of course not in Cd JArdin? I Don't need AC. Of course I wouldn't even THINK of asking about hotwater as hot H2O is but a myth in Nica.

Would consider monthly apartment or maybe a weekly/daily hospedaje.

Also, everyone, please feel free to give me grief about wanting to stay in the very same barrios were formerly I was afraid to tread.

Hola. A special shout out to Meat Loaf: do you have the number of the casa you stayed in in San Luis Sur?

Gracias

[QUOTE=Water Boy]Dodger Bulldog

I am a huge fan of yours and have followed your CR exploits. As well, I am much appreciative of you posting fotos.

Those words of praise, coming from you especially, are a HUGE compliment to me.

Thank You, Dodger Bulldog[/QUOTE]May we all have our own clothing line to photo our women of conquest!

[QUOTE=Water Boy]Don Meat Loaf:

I wonder if she likes to eat ALL kinds of things, including "la leche" ?

Given the high starch diet of the Nica, I was hoping to feed some of them a "High protein" supplement.

Alas, I found only one of the Putas Nicas who were willing to "agotartelo todo." Found only one and she was unattractive. Tall, Big and fat. Still I was very tempted when she said she would "agota todo de la esperma"

Alas, I did not partake. Que lastima ![/QUOTE]It's true that most Chicas Nicas have a "Kangaroo Pouch."

But as I told a new monger in Cd. Panama: "You'd Fuck Her!"

[QUOTE=Water Boy]May go back real soon and stay a month.

Anyone know of good Monthly rentals that are INEXPENSIVE, SAFE, SECURE, and QUIET?

I know that the Nica like to blare their Salsa y Reggaeton at all hours. I am looking for a habitacion that is tranquilo. Plus a place where the casera won't steal all of my stuff.

Any recommendations in the following barrios: Monseñor Lezcano, Bolonia, Eden, San Luis Sur, Linda Vista? Something close to Fenix / Good Times but of course not in Cd JArdin? I Don't need AC. Of course I wouldn't even THINK of asking about hotwater as hot H2O is but a myth in Nica.

Would consider monthly apartment or maybe a weekly/daily hospedaje.

Also, everyone, please feel free to give me grief about wanting to stay in the very same barrios were formerly I was afraid to tread.

Hola. A special shout out to Meat Loaf: do you have the number of the casa you stayed in in San Luis Sur?

Gracias[/QUOTE]In San Luis Sur I paid $450 per month, plus $200 deposit, for a furnished small 1-bedroom. It has AC, cable tv, and a generator for when the power goes out daily for 5 hours. It's within walking distance to about 8 brothels, especially Good Time. They attempt to charge you $25 if you bring over girls that are not on the rental agreement, but I was never charged. A fellow-Gringo would get charged I'm sure of that since they are some money grubbers.

There is another furnished apartment for less in Bello Horizonte. It still is within walking distance to Good Time. My friends from Switzerland and Russia live there. The owner is Black Cuban.

You could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "Gloria. "

Hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "Good Time, " Julio, you might be able to stay there. I did a few times.

If "Rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there, I did for a while, and banged all the chicks as I walked around in boxer shorts from room-to-room.

Water Boy, have you turned into a MGA fan? And congrats on your accolade from "Dodger. " I miss that place MGA and it's great value mongering. If you do go back to MGA for one month, hire a live-in, full time sex employee for $150 monthly. Simply go to any mongering spot and proposition the girls working there. Everyone I knew that's a foreigner in MGA had our own sex employee. Of course, it was my idea and they followed suit with gratitude.

Tchau

Yes, I am a Nica Fan. And thanks to everyone for not giving me grief about the neighbrohoods.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]In San Luis Sur I paid $450 per month, plus $200 deposit, AC, cable tv, and a generator ...They attempt to charge you $25 if u bring over girls
[/QUOTE]Gracias, Meat, to me seems a bit pricey for MGA. Plus the $25 upcharge attempt would cause this miserly mongerer to go into a fit of rage.
SL Sur is out.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]There is another furnished apartment for less in Bello Horizonte. It still is within walking distance to Good Time. My friends from Switzerland and Russia live there. The owner is Black Cuban.[/QUOTE]Do you have the number to that place in Bello Horiz ?? OR maybe the number of one of the residents who I could call who could give me the number? I would greatly appreciate it, if you can PM me with those things, and of course, yo seria discreto.

Soy Nica Fan

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf] If you do go back to MGA for one month, hire a live-in, full time sex employee for $150 monthly. Simply go to any mongering spot and proposition the girls working there. Everyone I knew that's a foreigner in MGA had our own sex employee. Of course, it was my idea and they followed suit with gratitude.[/QUOTE]Don Meat Loaf:

An attractive idea. Of course every GF I have gotten in a 3rd world country has tended to drive off other chicas or threw a fit when I wanted to pursue a little variety.

YEs, I know that I am the Don of Mi Casa. And that I pay all the bills. I am an employer so therefore I can set the rules. No chica likes competition.

Are the live in Nica open to this kind of sharing arrangement?

How EZ is it to Pick Up Normal Nicas?

While there I flirted alot. I didn't get back many responses. I have been trying to meet some Nica on online dating sites.

Dating in the USA consists of this: lots of dates, lots of money spent, lots of time wasted. Lots of bullshit. Misleading signals sent. Calls not returned. In the US, the dating game is a cruel, cruel world. You could spend 3 months courting a girl and all of the suddden she drops off the face of the earth.

If Nica is even remotely close to this, then I will stick to the brothels.

Here is the question: what is the typical "time to penetration" from when you meet a girl in Nica. I am sure some do the same BS as found in the USA. But how prevalent is this.

The ideal situation would be: meet a girl, take her to dinner, take her home and bang her. If she wants money, OK, no problem. What pct of the time is this a reality?

[QUOTE=Water Boy]How EZ is it to Pick Up Normal Nicas?

While there I flirted alot. I didn't get back many responses. I have been trying to meet some Nica on online dating sites.

Dating in the USA consists of this: lots of dates, lots of money spent, lots of time wasted. Lots of bullshit. Misleading signals sent. Calls not returned. In the US, the dating game is a cruel, cruel world. You could spend 3 months courting a girl and all of the suddden she drops off the face of the earth.

If Nica is even remotely close to this, then I will stick to the brothels.

Here is the question: what is the typical "time to penetration" from when you meet a girl in Nica. I am sure some do the same BS as found in the USA. But how prevalent is this.

The ideal situation would be: meet a girl, take her to dinner, take her home and bang her. If she wants money, OK, no problem. What pct of the time is this a reality?[/QUOTE]Chicas Nicas will not respond. It's very difficult to pick-up normal Nicas.
All of my foreign friends of all races had zero (0%) success, but sure, you can buy sex all day long. Chicas Nicas are stupid in this regard. If they don't know you through the friendship / family network, then you'll get nowhere.

Your flirting approach will have zero (0%) to do with it. Chicas Nicas are not
that outgoing.

If you do pick-up a Chica Nica, she'll be with you for financial gain, racial ethnicity, foreign citizenship, or to have a baby. Hence, the guys that will respond with their personal "wife" stories are paying for all the bills, I'm sure of that.

Chicas Nicas are some of the biggest gold diggers in the world, but have no talent, style, or strategy on how to dig. Instead, they'd rather sell sex for $8.

[quote=water boy]gracias, meat, to me seems a bit pricey for mga. plus the $25 upcharge attempt would cause this miserly mongerer to go into a fit of rage.
sl sur is out.[/quote]honestly, that's your best option and it's comfortable with high-speed internet.

you may be able to refuse that $25 attempt, but that will depend on your spanish.

[QUOTE=Water Boy]Don Meat Loaf:

An attractive idea. Of course every GF I have gotten in a 3rd world country has tended to drive off other chicas or threw a fit when I wanted to pursue a little variety.

YEs, I know that I am the Don of Mi Casa. And that I pay all the bills. I am an employer so therefore I can set the rules. No chica likes competition.

Are the live in Nica open to this kind of sharing arrangement?[/QUOTE]If you found the employee at a brothel, what does she think is going-on?

My first employee, Carolina, was a great worker who had children to tend at night. Therefore, her schedule was 10 a. M. Until 6 p. M. , Monday. Saturday.

She received free lunch everyday. She lasted for 5 months, but got greedy with the money, started trying to work part-time, and got fired. She also provided me with "gofer" services.

My third employee was great as well. She was 100% live-in. My second employee was lazy and got fired.

"Water Boy, " we're not talking about GF. We're talking about prostitution on salary. Instead of her waiting around all day for someone to choose her, she can choose to be your employee and receive a weekly salary. Truth-be-told most prostitutes, especially in Nicaragua make zero money, except in their prime for a while. They'll lie and claim to earn 6, 000 Cordoba ($300 Dollars) per month, but don't believe it. If you wanted to be foolish and attempt to justify this quote then they have to split the earnings with the shop, of course. The far majority of MGA hookers would love $150 guaranteed per month. After all, the salary for minimum wage is $80 per month.

"Water Boy, " go to the brothels and speak with the girls. Try and find one who is living in the brothel. Ask how much she makes per month. She'll have a hard time calculating a figure. Then offer her your salary. When you want other action go to the brothel or bring them back home. Remember, with the strategy / job you are the pimp and thus determine how you manage you staff. Personally, I'd fuck every last employee at my brothel as part of the requirement if I were the owner.

All of the MGA hookers knew of my employment opportunities and said it was a good price and fair deal. I received many girls offering their services to me. I also provide free birth-control shot monthly as to not get set-up with the "pregnancy" angle.

Sex Ep=mployee:

I've taken girls from Rahim, Casa 14 / Claudias, Good Time.

(With me the owners know I've taken an employee, but don't really care.

I still go to the businesses to drink and buy new talent.)

My friend has taken girls from Caribbean Morena, Good Time and the street.

My friend has take girls from Vale Todo.

Meat Loaf,

I have been told to use the online dating sites to meet and chat with normal Nicas. I was told that this is a good way to line up normal nicas in advance, so that I can have a fun visit.

Is this approach a waste of time? Should I just stick to putas in the casas?

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Chicas Nicas will not respond. It's very difficult to pick-up normal Nicas.

All of my foreign friends of all races had zero (0%) success, but sure, you can buy sex all day long. Chicas Nicas are stupid in this regard. If they don't know you through the friendship / family network, then you'll get nowhere.[/QUOTE]So what you are saying then is this: In advance of my trip, I shouldnt even try to meet normal Nicas online, and chat them up, with the idea towards bedding them. It is a total waste of my time?

[QUOTE=Water Boy]So what you are saying then is this: In advance of my trip, I shouldnt even try to meet normal Nicas online, and chat them up, with the idea towards bedding them. It is a total waste of my time? [/QUOTE]Yeah, I tried that and it was a total waste of time. First, Nicas don't know how to use a computer. I met two girls on line over 8 months: the first wanted to leave Nicaragua, had her passport ready, and was sad about getting deported from Guatemala. Not what I was looking for. She was strictly a booty call, but not worth the hassle. The second Nica was bullshittin' on meeting face-to-face so I stopped with her.

It's a total waste of time! For more insights into the Chica Nica read the General Info thread for what me and my friends observed.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]It's a total waste of time! For more insights into the Chica Nica read the General Info thread for what me and my friends observed.[/QUOTE]Gracias.

I will read the Gen Info thread !

So true, so true

I posted some comments in General Info Forum.

Thank You for your help.

Viva Sandino !

Dittos to WaterBoy and Meatloaf comments--trying to contact women online on several sites without any success whatsoever for the last couple of months.

[QUOTE=Water Boy]So true, so true

I posted some comments in General Info Forum.

Thank You for your help.

Viva Sandino! [/QUOTE]I bought a "FSLN" hat and wore it around the city as a Gringo and everyone was so impressed and thankful. "Anti-Capitalista? " No, I"m a capitalist, but I'm glad you took control of your country via democratic elections versus the USA-backed dictatorship which lasted 40 years.

"Water Boy, ' how long have you spent in MGA or how many times have you been there? You're a quick study!

[QUOTE=Robertinmiami]Dittos to WaterBoy and Meatloaf comments--trying to contact women online on several sites without any success whatsoever for the last couple of months.[/QUOTE]Some countries are better than others, with Nicaragua being one of the worse.

But contacting chavas online is only good if you're going to be in there country for the love-making. Good Countries: Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia (I don't know this is possible since most people don't have computers, but a lot of listings exist probably from the mail-order companies,) Chile, Argentina, and Brazil.

Basically, your countries with money, relatively speaking.

I read the last few posts other than Meat Loafs.

Claudia II is still open except Sundays. I visit every time there , last time was mid October.

Several that had opened in August that were quite good all closed after the ads were cancelled due to the VIP Peppers issue.

Caribean Morena has closed and opened a new "hotelito" in Cd. Jardin that is a subtle way of saying a casa without it being a casa. The client is renting a room for an hour like an autohotel and arrangements with a girl wel, that is his friend not a casa employee. She also opened a bar/restaurant closer to Centro Commercial which has OK food. No girls though. Well for some there is a way to use a special room and the waitresses but generally no.

Vale Todo I (in Lezscano) is a place to talk to the strippers and arrange dates during the day offsite. Vs. paying on premises for whatever which is too expensive. They earn about $1.50 of a $8 drink - give them 30 pesos to talk to you instead - they earn more and you save 75%. They will gladly meet you offsite next day for maybe 500 for a 3 hour session in an autohotel. I spent a lot of time with two different VT strippers on a daytime schedule - they'd come to the hotel from noon to 7 p.m. for C$400 and some TV then go to work.

Cueto Club is easier financially with paying the salida and negotiating with the girl. Last I heard the salida was 375. Plus how well you can haggle. At least they are all strippers so you can see what they have before you make an offer. I have an acquaintance who loves CC and takes out the girls all night after spending a lot of time there getting drunk and groping them all. He has taken 3 girls out of there, two of whom were cousins (different days, not at once).

Salvadoreno II is the biggest bar I have ever seen. They are indifferent to gringos. Cheap beer for blue collar workers. You can do the waitresses for 1/2 hour for C$130 which is cheap. Looking at the waitresses it not that cheap. During the day the bar is extremely hot inside.

Claudia I is very hit and miss but I seem to find a fit one or two whenever I go in there out of maybe 4-6 in total.

The place mentioned across the street from CC is new to me and I will have a look next week when I am there.

I have met quite a few girls from Amigos.com and a classified ad I placed in El Nuevo Diario. You must have Spanish, post a realistic photo and send out more than a few messages but they respond. If you are in your 40's going for 18-20 is not as successful as 24-29 age range. 24 -29 year old girls with jobs are a great deal and are no shrinking violets in bed.

I got picked up by a girl at Hospital Metripolitano who was doing the EKG on me for a cardiac stress test (they have a great full physical for US$450 which does the gamut). I am not that great shape or young and she was doing all the EKG stickies on my chest and with two buttons undone on her blouse gave a great view.

She just asked me if I was seeing anyone and if I'd like to see her after she got off work. Nice girl , pretty had a good hospital job, not a bad opportunity to pursue.

With manners, decent dress and deportment , good Spanish and a smile you will get hit on even if you are twice as old by girls who are average pretty girls who want to try someone with a chance of an opportunity .

Welcome Back buddie, everyone missed you including myself. Your last post mentioning "other than Meat Loaf" will not be taken personally. I look forward to reading your future posts "Grand Pollo. " And remember, I moved from Managua to Cd. Panama so you're the "on-site Nicaragua expert" again. Please take care of these mongers, but I'll be looking over your shoulder. Welcome back "Grand Pollo."

Welcome Back, Gran Pollo,

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Caribean Morena has closed [/QUOTE]Caribean Morena has closed - this is a good thing The jefa / administrivadora / madam was very rude to me. The 3 girls eran feas.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Cueto Club is easier financially [/QUOTE]Cueto Club. I wasnt in there that long to be an expert, but it seemed it has a bunch of old chubbies. .I got out of there fast. Good Times is better.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]With manners, decent dress and deportment , good Spanish and a smile you will get hit on even if you are twice as old by girls who are average pretty girls who want to try someone with a chance of an opportunity .[/QUOTE]Yes, I agree this is important. I believe I have all three. My spanish not the greatest, I'll admit. This is further complicated by the fact that Nica spanish is very different from spain spanish. Still I managed to go all over the country.

I smiled at alot of normal Chicas Nicas. I didnt get very many return smiles. I just didnt get a good vibe that the normal Chicas Nicas wanted to hook up with me.

It is different for you as you live there, so you have a longer time to let your presence sink in.

Welcome Back, Gran Pollo, You were sorely missed

By the way the buses that go from city to city are very cheap and very fast (the expresses). The only problem is they cram you in - that I felt like a sardine. You can pay $3 and go to a city several hours away. the buses are safe as taxis.

Morena is open in two spots - one a restaurant mostly for locals with dancing at night and firls from her casa, and one a casa in Cd. Jardin which I will try to see if I can. She only charges me C$400 though I suspect that if she sees casual tourists willing to pay US$50 then she just might.

I haven't been near CC yet but I would like info on the place apparently across the street, like which direction, e.g. which street.

Had one there years ago similar circumstance but I was cruising in the area near the lake and the big statue with the gun. Picked up a sweet young one and for 40C she gave a BBBJ and let me take photos of me stretching her lips and spunking on her face. Best deal I've ever had in some 20 countries.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I was Cd. Jardin a while ago ago at that place with the Tona banner on the street, la cocteleria. See $200 for 1-hour. Feeling pretty buzzed I began walking from Cd. Jardin to Bello Horizonte so I could sober-up for more adult beverage consumption and to get non-pro action.

As I got near the street where Migracion is, I noticed a chica crossing the street by herself. Despite the constant rejection that's given my Chica Nicas when approached on the street, I spoke anyway. "Vos que haces al fueda soltera. Hay cabrones. " (Translation: Hey you, what are doing outside all by yourself. There are some bad guys around.) She replied, "Trabajando. " (Transalation: Working.) I almost sh*t myself; my ears perked up like a hunting dog; andmy mind went to instant monger mode. I told her to come over towards me. She was walking in the direction of "that other" brothel located about 10 blocks al sur from Migracion, but I knew she wasn't going there to work, but to catch SW action.

She approached and we talked. She looked about 21 years old due to her skinny frame. I told her I wanted some action, but only had see $40 on me. Of course, I was holding more, but one can't change a stack of see $500s. She thought about it for about4 seconds and said ok. Wow, I was thrown-aback. Never in my whole life have I ever gotten a prostitute for US $2. Yeah, I converted the price real quick 'cause it got me more excited about her acceptance.

Since we were both on foot we needed a location outside or within a hotel, but no hotels exist in this area. Little did I know that she's a real outdoor pro 'cause we walked to the Shell gas station on la calle principal de Cd. Jardin. Immediately entering the parking lot one attendant shouted to her "no, no, you have to ask the manager. " Damn, I aint gonna' pay him was my silent response. She knew what she was doing and I don't know when she was going to do him, the manager, but he told her to go behind the shed near the moving trucks. Wow, what great service for US $2.

She began to give me BBBJ, but my excitement would allow me to finish. She stayed on the meat loaf for a good 15 minutes while maintaining a squatting position. I tried to ram the Meat Loaf down her throat, but I couldn't concentrate due to my voyeuristic tendencies. So, I took out a condom from my wallet and told her I want her "flor de mujer. " (Transalation: A woman's flower.) Hence, she pulled down her blue jeans and I penetrated from the back while we both stood-up. For balance she held onto the chain link fence which further protected the shed from "ladrones. " (Translation: Thieves.)

Her womb was so tender, young, and skinny. She didn't have that pelvic area meat I'm accustomed to from women with kids so I knew this was some "fresh meat. " I banger her for about 10 minutes and called it off. Hell, she had worked for 30 minutes at the price of US $2. We pulled our pants up and went our separate ways.

To this day I'm searching for a womb similar to hers: skinny, tight, and small. Some refer to this style as "All Pussy, " cause there is no flesh stopping you from hitting all that pussy. " US $2.

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Hi guys,

East Coast guy here, and was thinking of making a trip down to Central America for a little adult entertainment fun. Thought of Costa Rica, but someone suggested Nicaragua. Good idea? So, just curious about it, and how does it compare to CR?

From what I can gather, it's cheaper than Costa Rica (for food, hotel, and women), but maybe the girls aren't as good looking. Is that right?

Also, would it be safe to go down there? I'm a white dude from the States, so I would stick out.

Any advice would be great. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Willis67]Hi guys,

East Coast guy here, and was thinking of making a trip down to Central America for a little adult entertainment fun. Thought of Costa Rica, but someone suggested Nicaragua. Good idea? So, just curious about it, and how does it compare to CR?

From what I can gather, it's cheaper than Costa Rica (for food, hotel, and women), but maybe the girls aren't as good looking. Is that right?

Also, would it be safe to go down there? I'm a white dude from the States, so I would stick out.

Any advice would be great. Thanks![/QUOTE]Nicaraguans don't care about your skin color. They'll just assume you have some money for them to leech upon. You really won't be special or have them chasing after you.

"You'd fuck the Chica Nicas."

Concerning safety, it's totally safe. Unlike some members who post on this board, an armed bodyguard and chofer are not needed. (I knew this guy is gonna' write some BS so I added that last sentence.)

[QUOTE=Willis67]Hi guys,

East Coast guy here, and was thinking of making a trip down to Central America for a little adult entertainment fun. Thought of Costa Rica, but someone suggested Nicaragua. Good idea? So, just curious about it, and how does it compare to CR?

From what I can gather, it's cheaper than Costa Rica (for food, hotel, and women), but maybe the girls aren't as good looking. Is that right?

Also, would it be safe to go down there? I'm a white dude from the States, so I would stick out.

Any advice would be great. Thanks![/QUOTE]

The girls are better in CR, hands down. The scene is easier, as well. However, it is WAY cheaper in Nicaragua, and there are far fewer gringos (which can be a good thing). You'll stick out more in Nica as well, which can be a good and/or a bad thing.

If you are looking for a quick trip, then do CR. But if you are willing to put some effort in and get to know the scene, Nica is an interesting place.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]
You could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "Gloria. " Hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "Good Time, " Julio, you might be able to stay there. I did a few times. If "Rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there..

I think Meat Loaf is kidding but I do need an inexpensive room ($20-25 or less) for maybe up to a week in January. I did a thread search and the board has not been responsive to similar requests. A little help please? Lonely Planet and Footpath have places at and below my price range but I hope I can find someplace like the Maria Luisa in Lima.. Pretty please?

After a chinese meal, my friend and I made it to Diamond Club. It was a Friday night, and there were some people there, but there was no cover charge. We ordered a 1/2 bottle of rum for US$15, enough for 2-1/2 drinks each. My friend succumbed to the tentation and bought a US$14 drink for the chick. The girl told me they got half of it. I rather gave my girl a C$100 cord bill(about US$7).

After the bottle was gone, with a drinks and pack of cigarrettes, they also charged us for the bottle of coke and soda which accompanied the bottle, the total cost was $53 or C$832.

It must be stated that the girls at Diamond Club were 8's to 10's, and the ones with us were asking US$280 for sex, or some kind of deal in the VIP room (US$110), which we did not avail ourselves of.

We then went to Fenix, which had very few hookers, about 5, and we took our chicks to the room for C$200 cords for 1/2 hour. It was not bad, but there definitely was no GFE experience, covered BJ and cowgirl. But it was pleasent enough for the price.

So we went in about 10 at night, but when we came out a lot of beauties had arrived, and we were sorry we had not waited for the new herd.

I am in Miami all of next week and am looking for an experienced member to show me around.

Be safe out there!

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(translation - Mr. Loaf)

Hey buddy ...

I tried to contact you by PM but a notification came up that you couldn't receive PM's. I want to chat with you off-site prior to your next trip. However, we cannot post our e-mail addresses on here ...... so, how do I contact you?

If you can ... send me a PM with your e-address and I will contact you. Got a couple of photos I want to send your way.

Noguera

[quote=juan carter][quote=meat loaf]you could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "gloria. " hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "good time, " julio, you might be able to stay there. i did a few times. if "rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there..

i think meat loaf is kidding but i do need an inexpensive room ($20-25 or less) for maybe up to a week in january. i did a thread search and the board has not been responsive to similar requests. a little help please? lonely planet and footpath have places at and below my price range but i hope i can find someplace like the maria luisa in lima.. pretty please?[/quote]juan carter,

que onda? (what's up?) honestly, i don't know much about hotel in managua 'cause i lived there. i don't even think i remember seeing that many hotels besides conrad hilton, camino real, and the crown plaza. i'm sure there are lots of low-end hotels like those "auto hotels," but i never used them so...

if you want close-by mongering check out the "guide to managua mongering."

sorry, but i can't really help you beyond what i contributed, although the place i mentioned in san luis sur close to good time, salvadoreno #2, and cuento club charges $25 per night fully furnished with aire conditioning, high-speed internet, and a generator.

wait, there is another place on carr. norte along the lines of a carribean something that is $25. it has the name carribbean in it or something like that. it's located between el malecon and the airport on the a lago side. yeah, i know, that's a 20-minute distance.

what else, there are places within neighborhoods, but you need to scout for yourself.

good luck

[QUOTE=Noguera](translation - Mr. Loaf)

Hey buddy ...

I tried to contact you by PM but a notification came up that you couldn't receive PM's. I want to chat with you off-site prior to your next trip. However, we cannot post our e-mail addresses on here ...... so, how do I contact you?

If you can ... send me a PM with your e-address and I will contact you. Got a couple of photos I want to send your way.

Noguera[/QUOTE]Thanks, I learned a new word. I shall implement "Ladrillo" into my coversation with non-pros. Noguera, I need to upgrade my membership for PM access and will do so shortly. Meanwhile, I'll attempt to follow your instructions.

I'm down in Cd. Panama and have missed the Managua scene so much. I'm forced to doing the boyfriend-girlfriend thing down here and to climax I must remember those days in Managua. Fortunately, I'm tired of this place after 6 weeks.

PM you later. I'll scour my dictionary for a similar translation for your name, but it's an appellido y no es un sobrenombre creo. (It's a last name and not a nickname, I believe.)

Andale Pues.

Actually, Ladrillo translates to "brick" ... but that is as close as I can come to a "loaf". As in "I pinched a loaf" or "shit a brick". Ah, yes ... but it sounds good!

Noguera is an apellido so there really isn't a lot you can do with it. Appreciate the effort though.

When are you headed to Managua? I have a gift for you because you sound like a pretty good guy. You will appreciate her ... opps, I mean the gift!

TGAM-nog

Oh wait ... Dodgerbulldog did give me a nickname. He started calling me TGAM-nog which is short for "The Great and Mighty - nog". As in the Wizard of Oz. Not real sure what I am great and mighty at ... but if you know the Dodge, I appreciate the title. Now there is a ***** monger that falls into TGAM/God status! A man whom has actually walked La Linea in Guatemala.

PM me, Ladrillo.

[QUOTE=Juan Carter][QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "Gloria. " Hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "Good Time, " Julio, you might be able to stay there. I did a few times. If "Rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there..

I think Meat Loaf is kidding but I do need an inexpensive room ($20-25 or less) for maybe up to a week in January. I did a thread search and the board has not been responsive to similar requests. A little help please? Lonely Planet and Footpath have places at and below my price range but I hope I can find someplace like the Maria Luisa in Lima.. Pretty please?[/QUOTE]Nine years ago when I lived there for a year there was a small Hotel on Carretera Masaya that was right across from the then brand new TGIF restaurant. It had a pool but it was nothing fancy. I'd suspect it would be in your price range and at that time it was well situated for mongering. RIght down from it was a cool little outdoor restaurant and the SW's worked the area right in front. Used to be able to pick up some real good ones right there.

Sorry don't know the name but if it is still there you can't miss it.

Got a tip on a strip joint directly across from the entrance to the Masaya Volcano, and tried to find it on Sunday but it was closed.

Went back last night and tried again. Sure enough there is a place called Dina's Night Club, which is lit up with a Neon Flor de Cana sign which reads "Sopas Dina's No. 2".

This is a nice place with comfortable seating, and chicas in the 6's to 8's range. Beers for customers for Cords 35 and for the chicas Cords 53. Hard liquor for the chicas was Cords 90. The price for the chicas and the room were cords 900, roughly US$50.

[QUOTE=RobertInMiami]Got a tip on a strip joint directly across from the entrance to the Masaya Volcano, and tried to find it on Sunday but it was closed.

Went back last night and tried again. Sure enough there is a place called Dina's Night Club, which is lit up with a Neon Flor de Cana sign which reads "Sopas Dina's No. 2".

This is a nice place with comfortable seating, and chicas in the 6's to 8's range. Beers for customers for Cords 35 and for the chicas Cords 53. Hard liquor for the chicas was Cords 90. The price for the chicas and the room were cords 900, roughly US$50.[/QUOTE]Wow! Masaya has brothels? I guess the girls from Masaya are tired of taking the bus 20 minutes to Mercado Huembes and then another bus to their brothel of employoment.

Those are the most expensive prices I've ever heard in the Managua area: 900 Cords. Is that for 30-minutes or 1-hour?

You know what's cool about Nicaragua is that even though the US Dollar is getting beat-up internationally, it's still holding its value in Nicaragua 18. 20 to 18. 90.

Sounds to me more like someone is trying to capture the gringos in Grenada and wealthier Nicaraguans out south of town. They can run down the road a few minutes without having to go all the way into Managua and knock out some young ass. That is expensive.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Wow! Masaya has brothels? I guess the girls from Masaya are tired of taking the bus 20 minutes to Mercado Huembes and then another bus to their brothel of employoment.

Those are the most expensive prices I've ever heard in the Managua area: 900 Cords. Is that for 30-minutes or 1-hour?

You know what's cool about Nicaragua is that even though the US Dollar is getting beat-up internationally, it's still holding its value in Nicaragua 18. 20 to 18. 90.[/QUOTE]

Is there any way I can hire a chica for a week to go with me to the coast and hang out with me while I surf?

[QUOTE=BaitAndSwitch]Is there any way I can hire a chica for a week to go with me to the coast and hang out with me while I surf?[/QUOTE]And you know it! How old are you? Can you speak Spanish? These are important criteria on how much you'll end-up spending.

Read my old posts on getting a sex-employee.

While I was there, I got the impression from many of the girls that they would have loved to go with me to the coast. I didn't take any, but they seemed more than willing.

As mentioned, speaking spanish is almost a must.


[QUOTE=BaitAndSwitch]Is there any way I can hire a chica for a week to go with me to the coast and hang out with me while I surf?[/QUOTE]

I'm in my mid-40s and my spanish sucks. Is there any chance I would work something out? Or is it not worth bothering? Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]And you know it! How old are you? Can you speak Spanish? These are important criteria on how much you'll end-up spending.

Read my old posts on getting a sex-employee.[/QUOTE]

Dear Mate,

I will be in Nicaragua next week for about 3 to 4 days stay and due to limited time, please advise which hotel is the best accessible to the action area and how is the trends and also the rate for LT, St? are all hotel girl friendly? please help.

By the way, where is the international airport located? is it also in Mangua, sorry to ask this questions, as this is my first trip to Nicaragua.

Cheers,


MD

[QUOTE=BaitAndSwitch]I'm in my mid-40s and my spanish sucks. Is there any chance I would work something out? Or is it not worth bothering? Thanks for the info.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but it's no fun for anybody if you can't communicate. The only girls that would be interested in you would be girls that (1) want to get married to a Gringo, (2) want to associate with a Gringo, or (3) you are paying a lot of money. When I say a lot of money I mean $400 per month for the sex-employee. The going rate is $40 for a hooker to go with you on a day trip. This is the rate my "fuck pieces" quoted me, but they knew me for months before.

All of her expenses (food, lodging, tampons, etcetera) need to be paid for. You'd need to give her about $150 up front and her bus ticket back to where you met her for her to have confidence and comfortability that you're not going to stiff her. No pun intended.

Hopefully you're handsome 'cause that would increase your chances for this to be successful. Then again, when I take a "pro" home I usually bang her for three days before she leaves. I think you can do it. How long of a stay are you considering?

[QUOTE=Macho Dik]Dear Mate,

I will be in Nicaragua next week for about 3 to 4 days stay and due to limited time, please advise which hotel is the best accessible to the action area and how is the trends and also the rate for LT, St? are all hotel girl friendly? please help.

By the way, where is the international airport located? is it also in Mangua, sorry to ask this questions, as this is my first trip to Nicaragua.

Cheers,
MD[/QUOTE]

Try to get an hotel over Carretera Masaya, there are lots of SW there and they arent trannies as far I was able to see, I lived in managua for 3 months. Just be very sharp when dealing with them.
Carretera Masaya will take you to Elite, there's another spot which I dont recall the name, maybe Solid Gold. Also you can go to the following clubs if you follow the Masaya road, Matrix, near Metrocentro, a Mall, Moods in Galeria Santo Domingo, another Mall and Hipa Hipa in another mini mall

Matrix is the club for the regular middle class people and Moods and Hipa Hipa gather the higher class levels and young people. Matrix is also known as a place to pickup non pros easily, but your spanish has to be top notch.

There ae many other spots but going there absolutely requires a local guide, in my 3 months even driving by myself I wasnt able to reach them without asking for directions.
Also try the local newspapers personals.

The airpot is in Managua, but cant recall the area. Hope this helps

[QUOTE=Macho Dik]Dear Mate,

I will be in Nicaragua next week for about 3 to 4 days stay and due to limited time, please advise which hotel is the best accessible to the action area and how is the trends and also the rate for LT, St? are all hotel girl friendly? please help.

By the way, where is the international airport located? is it also in Mangua, sorry to ask this questions, as this is my first trip to Nicaragua.

Cheers,

MD[/QUOTE]The airport is on Carretera Norte, on the edge of town, about 20 minutes from the center and Metrocenter. Viva Mexico.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Yeah, but it's no fun for anybody if you can't communicate. The only girls that would be interested in you would be girls that (1) want to get married to a Gringo, (2) want to associate with a Gringo, or (3) you are paying a lot of money. When I say a lot of money I mean $400 per month for the sex-employee. The going rate is $40 for a hooker to go with you on a day trip. This is the rate my "fuck pieces" quoted me, but they knew me for months before.

All of her expenses (food, lodging, tampons, etcetera) need to be paid for. You'd need to give her about $150 up front and her bus ticket back to where you met her for her to have confidence and comfortability that you're not going to stiff her. No pun intended.

Hopefully you're handsome 'cause that would increase your chances for this to be successful. Then again, when I take a "pro" home I usually bang her for three days before she leaves. I think you can do it. How long of a stay are you considering?[/QUOTE]I'll be there a week or two. How would I find such a girl? I'd prefer to get a semi-pro, because I think they are often better sex -- because they are less jaded.

[QUOTE=Macho Dik]Dear Mate,

I will be in Nicaragua next week for about 3 to 4 days stay and due to limited time, please advise which hotel is the best accessible to the action area and how is the trends and also the rate for LT, St? are all hotel girl friendly? please help.
MD[/QUOTE]MachoDik - I hope I am not too late to the party. I would suggest you try value mongering options. SW are dangerous and results vary. And IMHO the strip clubs are overpriced. Your best bet is a chongo. And you wont need a girl freindly hotel because all chongo mongering is conveniently done on-site.

Read My Trip Report posted on 10/28/2007 for phone #'s and addresses.

I hope this link works to my trip report:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=661792&postcount=423[/url]

Best Chongos I Have Visited Are:
Club Fenix
Good Times
El Savaldoreano #2 (Havent visited there, so I am relying on Meat Loaf's expert opinion)

You'll have a good time and cheaply too.

Hotels: Others are more expert on the hotels. Hotel El Conquistador is nice, but it is not on Carretera Masaya. I have posted the phone number for the hotel in this forum in Late October.

[QUOTE=BaitAndSwitch]I'll be there a week or two. How would I find such a girl? I'd prefer to get a semi-pro, because I think they are often better sex -- because they are less jaded.[/QUOTE]Semi-pro requires you infiltrating the friendship network, which is too hard to do with 2-weeks of residency. The friendship network will introduce you to friends and family who will date you, sleep with you under the guise of boyfriend / girlfriend relations, and ask for money shortly after. During these interactions you could inform her of your vacationing intentions and her companionship opportunities.

For the 2-week tourist: Go the clubs mentioned in my "Guide to Managua Mongering." Show lots of $500 cordoba bills. Talk to every girl and ask her if she wants to go on a vacation with you. Sell her on what you're looking for her to do. Showing 20 $500 cordoba bills is US $500 and 6-months of salary for Nicaraguans. Get her contact information. Go back the next day and talk some more to her or on day 1 tell her lets go, but you'll more than likely need to go back on day 2. By day 3 she should have confidence in your idea and will leave with you. Or you can ask the owner of the brothel how much for your vacation idea and tell him which girl you want.

You want a girl that is not getting f*cked by everyone and is making little money.

Hello forum members. I was looking forward to trying out the Fenix club on my current trip in Nicaragua, but yesterday (Wednesday the 12th) afternoon the butt head at the door thought he had some kind of gringo sucker and told me it was $24 US for entrada. I have never heard of that in all of the threads on this forum.

He had a smirk that pissed me off, so I just turned around and left. This was about 3 PM yesterday. I probably should have asked for the manager, but didn't feel like a confrontation.

I also visited Good Times earlier, but there were only three women in there and none of them was my type. There is a lot of construction going on. Maybe it will be in better shape in a few months.

If anyone knows the owners of Fenix, please let them know that they lost my business yesterday because of the punk at the door thinking he could rip me off.

It turned out okay for me because when I got back to Grenada I hooked up with a woman off the street. See my report in Other Areas.

[QUOTE=Water Boy]
Best Chongos I Have Visited Are:
Club Fenix
Good Times
El Savaldoreano #2 (Havent visited there, so I am relying on Meat Loaf's expert opinion)

You'll have a good time and cheaply too.[/QUOTE]What's up "Water Boy?"

Although I use to really enjoy drinking at that average priced watering hole with 20 hookers for $7 called, El Salvadoreano #2, I don't really recommend the rooms. The girls that work at this place do so for free: The employees of this franchise have a work schedule from 3 p. M. Until close (2 a. M.) strictly for prostitution earnings. What makes it outrageous is that these girls actually serve as waitresses for the franchise.

I had a bad customer service experience which is why I'm so adamant and don't recommend any readers of my posts visit this locale for the simple reason that I don't want them to earn anymore money than the local populace already contributes to their coffers. The enterprise consist of: Azul, Salvadoreno #1, Salvadoreno #2, Salvadoreno #3. And all have filthy rooms where the girls must bring their own sheets. The rooms are furnished with a twin-size bed within a closet for a room.

But then again a liter of beer is only $1. 50 and some pussy is $7 for 30-minutes and the juke box is $0. 15, so that's nothing financially. Sometimes a man just has to let his pride go by the wayside.

[QUOTE=Travel Fun]Hello forum members. I was looking forward to trying out the Fenix club on my current trip in Nicaragua, but yesterday (Wednesday the 12th) afternoon the butt head at the door thought he had some kind of gringo sucker and told me it was $24 US for entrada. I have never heard of that in all of the threads on this forum.

He had a smirk that pissed me off, so I just turned around and left. This was about 3 PM yesterday. I probably should have asked for the manager, but didn't feel like a confrontation.

I also visited Good Times earlier, but there were only three women in there and none of them was my type. There is a lot of construction going on. Maybe it will be in better shape in a few months.

If anyone knows the owners of Fenix, please let them know that they lost my business yesterday because of the punk at the door thinking he could rip me off.

It turned out okay for me because when I got back to Grenada I hooked up with a woman off the street. See my report in Other Areas.[/QUOTE]Are you sure he said $24 US? Maybe you mis-understood: There is no cover charge for any Nicaraguan bar! Did the guy have the metal detector in his hand? If not, he wasn't the doorman. 30-minutes is $200 cordoba.

GoodTimes starts at about 5 p. M. For wh*res galore. It opens at 11 a. M. He's expanding the club and making the rooms very nice. I need to collect my commission from the owner for bringing him you Gringos customers.

Whenever you guys visit this area, you need to visit all three brothels which are located next door to each other. In total, you will come across about 50 working girls starting at 5 p. M. Earlier this year I came close to purchasing a Managua brothel, but the deal fell through. I saw the accounting books, talked with the staff, and other managerial responsibilities. I think that during 2008, I will open my bar / brothel in Managua, if for nothing more than to recruit new chicas and drink within my desired ambiance.

Revised suggestions, I forgot to add Claudias

Read My Trip Report posted on 10/28/2007 for phone #'s and addresses.
I have visited all of the below on more than one occasion

Recommended Chongos:

Club Fenix
Good Times
Claudias

All three offer attractive ladies, cheap prices and security.

You'll definetly need the security if you flash a thick wad of C500 notes, as Don MeatLoaf suggested.

MeatLoaf - are you trying to get these poor guys killed?

For location and phone numbers, follow this link to my trip report:
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=661792&postcount=423[/url]

Over And Out

Water Boy

[QUOTE=Travel Fun]Hello forum members. I was looking forward to trying out the Fenix club on my current trip in Nicaragua, but yesterday (Wednesday the 12th) afternoon the butt head at the door thought he had some kind of gringo sucker and told me it was $24 US for entrada. I have never heard of that in all of the threads on this forum.[/QUOTE]I visited Club Fenix 2x/day for a week. Never heard of such a thing. And several gringos came and went in there.

Are you sure you were at THE chongo called club fenix? Even you have GPS coordinates, directions and a map, It is VERY EASY to get lost in MGA.

I believe that the taxistas have a referral network going. They drive you to some overpriced stripclub that they "highly recommend" the strip club gives them a kickback.

You were probably taken to the wrong place and told it was club fenix.

[QUOTE=Water Boy]Are you sure you were at THE chongo called club fenix? Even you have GPS coordinates, directions and a map, It is VERY EASY to get lost in MGA.[/QUOTE]You will know when you hit Fenix as they have all kinds of Cowboy things hanging up on walls outside when i say Cowboy things i am talking about saddles, ropes etc. Of couse my personal favorite is Santa Claus that is on top of the building.

Jon

Aren't there like 3-4 Santa's all lit-up like Christmas along the length of the roof? The Santa's are there year-around. Very festive!

[QUOTE=J Europe]You will know when you hit Fenix .... Santa Claus that is on top of the building.

Jon[/QUOTE]Dear Jon,

I don't remeber the Santa Claus, but I was MORE interested in the view inside.

Anyway, Santa did have some nice present inside.

Merry Xmas to all !

[QUOTE=RobertInMiami]Got a tip on a strip joint directly across from the entrance to the Masaya Volcano, and tried to find it on Sunday but it was closed.

Went back last night and tried again. Sure enough there is a place called Dina's Night Club, which is lit up with a Neon Flor de Cana sign which reads "Sopas Dina's No. 2".

This is a nice place with comfortable seating, and chicas in the 6's to 8's range. Beers for customers for Cords 35 and for the chicas Cords 53. Hard liquor for the chicas was Cords 90. The price for the chicas and the room were cords 900, roughly US$50.[/QUOTE]Yes indeed, this place doeth seem to exist. I go to check it out two or three days ago and it was open. You can sit inside or you can sit outside and take the sun. The Toña is C$/17. Many family go there and there is even a green pool that people can swim in. After a while I notice that there are about four or five little casas to one side. I imagine that those are the rent places if you want to take a nica. I received a menu for food and order a cerveza from this old homely woman. I noticed some other wimmin inside. After short time, one came out and asked if I wanted "otras cosas". I declinced, she was short, pudgy, droopy, nothing to get "excited" about. It was in the afternoon, so perhaps at night there are more of the options. I cannot imagine $50 U. S. D. That is robbery of the highway.

After traveling around the USA over the holidays I had acquired a plethora of love juice that just wasn't getting relieved manually. Therefore, I was more than eager to resume my Latin American life.

Sitting around all day yesterday watching the 2008 USA presidential campaign had me contemplating which lucky lady would receive the "Meat Loaf. " And for insurance I bought 100mg of sidinifil for US $4.

The first cantina I went to was strictly for beer, but I was on the prowl for a new recipient. I put three wh*res on my "to do list" for a later date. The second cantina was where I found one of my "usual wh*respects" of whom I have been having dreams of crushing her anally as I often did during 2007. She sucked my dick like a champ and almost deep-throated the entire loaf! Feeling those teeth going up-and-down on my shaft felt great! I think I'll just make her my dick sucker after that performance yesterday.

I had bought time from this young wh*re before not knowing she was on the rag. So as a concelation (mispelled) she gave me tons of ass-hole which I fell in lust with. (It's great watching girls squirm and moan as I shove all of this loaf, especially sidinifil induced, into their third eye.) To prevent this from happening again I would call this girl first to guarantee she wasn't bleeding.

Nonetheless, I found her working at one of the cantinas I attend and bought some time with her. We started fucking vaginally after a good blow-job although I was strictly focused on that asshole. So she gave me some asshole. She gave me so much asshole, despite her trying to squirm away, that I exited her cylinder with mucho brown sludge covering the magnum condom I'd brought back from the USA. (It was funny watching her trying to use the bathroom after that anal reaming. I also inserted her new tampon after she showered.)

After calling my last sex-employee to no avail before starting my mongering tour, I stumbled across that chubby chick at my third cantina. She was so delighted to see me as she recalled all of that money I lavished her with before my departure. So we fucked. So I brought her back to my home and we fucked all night. (After a few months of her sex-employee services I became bored with the pussy and started loosing interest. Hence, I don't know if she'll be able to maintain my interest this time as my sex-employee. But as I say, one-piece of pussy in the bed is better than five fingers on your side.)

This girl isn't fat, but solid. She has a lots of meat. Meat for days. You can touch ever crevice of her body and squeeze a firm handful. Her color, face, and hair is sexy! She's also a good assistant (secretary.)

With the dollar loosing value worldwide the price of pussy has also increased. The days of old pricing are gone on virtually everything with pussy being no exception.

I rented a 3-bedroom house which is being renovated for February residency. This means I'll have to stock my home with 2 live-in pieces of pussy for the second and third bedrooms and a piece of live-in pussy to share my bed. As part of the separation of duty strategy, I'll hire a maid to cook and clean daily for 8-hours so that my live-in wh*res won't get confused on their daily duties.

Don't do it!

I'm taking a break as I change mongering locations for this afternoon just to write this post. For those whom have Nicaragua experience you may have noticed that everyone always asks for food: Give me a gift of food is the translation (areglarme una comida.) Don't do it!

So my ex-sex-employee asked me for a "tip" so she could buy breakfast this morning after I just paid that b*tch more money than she's made over the past seven days. Of course, I said no using the famous Latin American saying, "No tengo dinero. "

During our time together she had told me what other girls were wh*ring at that location so I was excited to visit them and began drinking beer at 6:30 a. M. After 2 liters of beer and conversing with my Gringo neighbor I arrived at the location approximately noon.

Drinking 3 12-ounce beers and listening "wh*respeak" I began getting tired and left. But of course, for the last hour of my adult beverage endulgance was laced with food conversations and requests. Feeling sorry for the wh*res, I felt that 50 Cordobas was not a lot of money to "tip" my ex-sex-employee for food.

Being the fool that I rarely am, I gave her 50 Cordobas to buy herself something to eat since the wh*res had not eaten all day. (Understand: I work everyday so that I may buy my food. What are the wh*res doing with their occupational income. After all, I have never found anyone to volunteer my grocery budget in any country or city so why do Chicas Nicas from all walks of life think I, you, should buy them something to eat-- buy their groceries? Fuck those b*tches! )

So I go to the neighborhood bodega (corner store) and find these b*tches walking into the store behind me. Listening to their order, my ex-employee buys 4 drinks valued at 10 Cordobas each and no (0) food. 4 fuckin' soft drinks!

This has happened time-and-time again where Chicas Nicas ask for food; you give them the money for food; and they walk away never buying food. It's the same thing as street peddlers using pity and your genorosity to your detriment. I never give them bums shit and I never, or at least I should never give these Chicas Nicas caca either.

Lesson: Never give a Chica Nica money for food! Never buy a Chica Nica food. Let the b*tch pay for her own existence just as I; you; your parents; your siblings; and the remaining members of society do whom are not freeloaders!

Hell, they need to loose that kangaroo pouch most of them carry around anyway!

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After I wrote the previous post I returned to my neighborhood watering hole and met some new chavos (guys.) Feeling charged with more money than time I bought a bottle of rum and got my drink on listening to salsa. (Soy un salsero grandote: I'm a big salsa fan.) After half-a-bottle the new chavos I met and myself changed locations to a new wh*rehouse. There we molested some rookies with free finger fucking and hand jobs. Hey, these broads were so hungry for money that they pulled my loaf from my pants; kissed him; an dbegan jacking-me-off. Not bad for the price of one beer and popularity!

Those new chavos called it the night and left for home. I left for another brothel.

Seeing the same wh*respects from the first post, I fucked one of them. (Since my return to Nicaragua two weeks ago I've fucked 5 females. Even in the USA I'd fuck 5. 10 "respectable" girls per month.) My ex-sex-employee was getting fucked by someone else, with my knowledge, so I fucked her co-worker. Fellas: Don't get confused thinking your favorite wh*re has feelings for you.

My dick was tired from last night's endeavor so I bought some more viagra. I don't need it, like most of you old Gringos, but it sure does help!

I bought 2 hours of tmie from this Black girl. Nice skin. Pretty face. Good dick-in-the-mouth skills, but poor handjob skills while she sicked the loaf. I fucked her mediocre. I shot a load! I would go fucked her tomorrow, but I have to get back to work and can't ***** anymore. Plus, I spent too much money over the past two days.

The pussy was good. I offered the wh*re a sex-employee job, but she was too stupid to realize the benefits. She was more concerned with the relationship I have with my ex-sex-employee. Dumb, broke ass b*tch. I like my wh*res broke with little opportunities, but please have some intelligence!

There are two other employees I'll fuck, but I'm not sure when. My ex-sex-employee went home with someone else, supposedly. I'm gonna' call her right now and see. She said that she'll start working for me this Saturday. She knows I'll fuck other broads: I expect all females to fuck other guys regardless of relationship status.

Adios

i arrived in managua yesterday. i have been here a few other times visiting my ex-girlfriend but we would always go to the resorts, so i have limited experience in the city and no experience mongering.

well, when i checked in at the gate yesterday i saw a cutie pie and one of her relatives waiting to board the same flight. i went and sat next to her and started up a converstation. she said that she was from managua but she lives in new york. i told her that i could tell where she lived by what she was wearing. typical nyc back alley knockoffs. jeans, coach shoes and purse, prada glasses. i told her that i would be visiting her in nyc but not until next summer. i asked if she had a boyfriend and she said yes, so it would not be wise for me to go to nyc just to visit her. when we exited the plane in managua i have her my information and told her to contact me if she changed her mind.

my new non-pro internet blind date was waiting to pick me up at the airport. when i exited customs and walked up to greet her, her 4 year-old son somehow pulled her to the ground. now she is no small girl standing at about 5 feet 7 inches, but her son`s nickname is gordo. other people who were waiting for loved-ones came over to see if she was okay. i helped her up and we went to car. her knee is still swollen from what her little monster did.

i was riding shotgun and he was in the back seat. for some reason he hit me in my head. i reached back and knocked the shit out of him without saying a word. we arrived at the house where the maid was waiting to take control of the little monster. but he was pissed about something so he starts beating the shit out of the maid. i could not believe my eyes. i went and picked him up, took him in the room and threw him onto the bed. it took all i had not to give him an ass whoopin. i closed the door and he put on his crying act. his mother and the maid started to feel sorry for him and wanted to enter the room. i asked if they were crazy and told them to just let him cry. shit, i can`t tell who is the adult and who is the kid in this house. then the maid went into the kitchen and got a baby bottle of milk. i asked who it was for. my god ladies, the boy is 4 years old. why the fuck are you giving him a bottle? that must be the reason his teeth are rotting. because when the maid put him to sleep tonight she gave him a bottle of milk to sleep with. not only that but he still wears [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url]. what fucking idiots. anyway, the delivery person brought his food and the maid set it up. i could not believe they were actually going to let him eat. but she got him out of the bed and my new chica and i went into the bedroom.

we layed on the bed for about two seconds before getting hot and heavy. i stood up and sat her on the edge of the bed. before even taking my shirt off i undid my pants and directed her head with my hand. it wasn´t the best but it was an okay effort. i went to ramble in my bag to get my condom on deck. i took off all of my clothes then got on the bed to help her take hers off. i directed her hand to her clit. she stroked it so fast until she was about to cum. whooaaa tonto. slow down. i had to stop her. we commenced to doing some serious fucking in this hotbox. the a/c does keep this room cooler than it would otherwise be, but still. we looked like we had just run a marathon when all was said and done. and just in time too. the maid had finished preparing a dish of chicken, beans, and rice and i was famished. after eating we got right back in the bed for round two then i fell off into a nap.

Interesting article about a former 'beauty queen' working it in Managua.

Anyone ever been to this place? Salvadoreño?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2248808,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12

[QUOTE=Brazil Lover]Interesting article about a former 'beauty queen' working it in Managua.

Anyone ever been to this place? Salvadoreño?

[url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2248808,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12[/url][/QUOTE]That chica they are interviewing is Hot! Not bad at all for a Nica. However in watching the video I get the feeling that she was really enjoying herself and some of the bad stuff she talked about was more so her being a Drama Queen more so then anything else.

However it is a place I would check out on my next visit to Managua as I am sure that almost any cabbie will know where it is.

I also don't care about the area being "bad" as that is all about how you carry yourself.

Tedd

Hey fellas and gals:

It's been a while, 1. 5 months, since I've posted anything, but didn't want to leave you guys hangin', unless you too have a meat loaf.

My house is relatively huge and every girl that comes to my house for "in-house delivery" gets impressed. They even volunteer to become my roommates without my solicitation. I'm happy with this rental.

For about the past month I've been having 3-somes (me and 2 girls) in my house. The girls either spend the night, spend the day, or stay for a few hours. I've developed a reputation on my block for always having new girls and several at a time. It seems the girls get impressed when a man is a "mujeriago (lady's man.)" My cellphone is at capacity regarding the directory and I seem to have this scent of sexuality permeating from my stature. Honestly, there is no Nica I can't have: Then again it pays to pay!

I've stocked my stables with several home delivery pieces of ass. I've also developed a following of female admirers that seem to know my whereabouts and presence at all times: Screaming my name from taxis, motorcycles, buses, and other forms of transportation has become commonplace.

I've compiled about 40 nude pictures of my conquests- friends- and will post in the near future.

What ever happened to "Grand Pollo? " Return to the board, buddy.

This is just a quick note and will post again when needed.

Adios

[B]Last Year[/B]

Ok, so there are two girls (la chela y la morena) that are inseperable: They walk in tandem like huevos (testicles.)

These two girls I met last year and never had much attraction for either, but because I'm a gentleman I bought their wares. La chela y morena had witnessed me f*cking all of the other girls in the brothel for one month with little concern for their wombs. So I broke down and bought the chela. Wow! She had some "good ass p*ssy! " I banged her for 1-hour viagra induced and broke her spine. She executed sensational riding skills with a firm-and-tight body. During this session she earned her money and pleasure. Immediately upon my departure from the brothel she began telling everyone about the Meat Loaf which helped perpetuate my popularity.

Unfortunately, she was confused and fell in lust with the Meat Loaf evidenced by her jealousy when I returned to banging the other girls and not her exclusively.

The morena learned of my residential address one day when we shared a taxi with other prostitutes to a restaurant. To my surprise la chela y morena appeared at my door the following day. (Home delivery is always appreciated and eagerly accepted.) I banged la chela for a good 2-hours in the bedroom, shower, and sofa as la morena witnessed. After two sessions of Meat Loaf and my financial access la chela was in lust / love.

Unfortunately, these two girls attempted to make unsolicited home delivery a routine with the expection of payment upon departure so I ended our interaction.

[B]This Year[/B]

I was mongering about town 4 weeks ago and heard my name yelled on the street. To my non-surprise it was la chela y morena walking to their new "trick spot. " Being the caballero (gentleman) I am, for their protection, I accompanied them and endulged in 1-liter of Tona.

Two weeks had past when at midnight, resting in bed with more wood than Paul Bunyan, I couldn't sleep. Hence, I walked to their "trick spot" as the the pair were leaving and bought the home delivery services of la chela. Remember, these two are inseperable so it always mean 2 for the price of 1.

All three of us entered my home and they were extremely impressed with the size and cleanliness. (La chela has a daughter who I met one-time and at the instruction of her mother began calling me "papa" (dad.) Cool kid, but don't pawn your children upon male mongers.) Therefore, I knew la chela was visualizing moving into my house with me; making babies with me; and allowing me the privilege of sexing her, paying all the bills, and any other necessity that may arise.

Five minutes passed and we began f*ckin'. I crushed that tight, phat, shaved couchie! I beat that cat harder than Ike Turner, romantically of course. I was knee-deep for a good 60-minutes so la morena entered the room to make sure everything was alright. (The size of la morena's eyes; the expression upon la morena's face; the gaping hole in between la morena's lips as she watched me deliver a fresh batch of Meat Loaf to her friend was priceless! )

La chela showered afterwards and walked into the sala (living room) to smoke a cigarrette. I walked in after her "butt naked" so her friend can witness my Meat Loaf! That's rude was her statement towards me.

One cigarrette later we all adjourned to the master bedroom with me sleeping in the middle. Of course, I attempted to f*ck la morena, but the jealousy of la chela thwarted that effort. Therefore, I began f*cking la chela with la morena awake besides us. I crushed la chela for 20 more minutes while la morena listened to her friend's moans-and-groans!

During the night I held la morena's ass and fingered her slightly, but she wouldn't allow me to penetrate due to la chela's attraction for me. (Be advised that last year we had a 3-some, which was rather lame, but always fun when another girl watches you f*ck her friend. During this 3-some la chela got jealous 'cause I f*cked her friend more than her, but did save my load for la chela so she would be happy.)

At 6 a. M. , I arose and banged la chela again with la morena sleeping alongside. I rocked la chela for about 40-minutes with la morena waking-up to watch under the guise of restlesness. Later that morning la morena confided in me her sadness for not having a boyfriend or someone to love. I suppose watching and feeling the bed move all night while your friend is getting some action would make one unhappy and discontent. It does for me, which is why it was so much fun!

Just another sexcapade!

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[QUOTE=Brazil Lover]Interesting article about a former 'beauty queen' working it in Managua.

Anyone ever been to this place? Salvadoreño?



This bar is huge, hot and a local haunt. I went once with my alternate driver and if you like cheap beer and loud really distorted jukebox music and cheap pool, it is great. They do not notice or care about gringos. There was about a 80 year old blind old man smoking a joint at the entrance. There are trees growing inside and also caged birds and monkeys.

The girls are horrid. The price is 140 cordobas (about $8) for 20 minutes in a room which if the bar is any example will be about 120+ degrees. This girl may be the exception but I would not suggest this as an experience for non-locals.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo][QUOTE=Brazil Lover]Interesting article about a former 'beauty queen' working it in Managua.

Anyone ever been to this place? Salvadoreño?

This bar is huge, hot and a local haunt. I went once with my alternate driver and if you like cheap beer and loud really distorted jukebox music and cheap pool, it is great. They do not notice or care about gringos. There was about a 80 year old blind old man smoking a joint at the entrance. There are trees growing inside and also caged birds and monkeys.

The girls are horrid. The price is 140 cordobas (about $8) for 20 minutes in a room which if the bar is any example will be about 120+ degrees. This girl may be the exception but I would not suggest this as an experience for non-locals.[/QUOTE]Another excellent summation by "Grand Pollo!"

This episode happened te following nivhgt after the "La Chela y La Morena" story posted a few stories earler.

I stopped by favorite brothel to spend time with the girls. It seems that the more time you spend with the girls at any location (brothel) the more attached they become. This story is no exception.

After witnessing this one girl whom I had a 3-some with several weeks prior suck the breasts nd grope the "magic box" of her co=worker, I knew this broad was a freak! The previous 3-some was managed by having the girls wait their turn: (I'm only one Meat Loaf and trying to f*ck two girls at the same time is too much to handle. Call me old=fashioned, but I like to enjoy and concentrate on the p*ssy at hand without the distraction of satisfying the othr girl who doesn't have the loaf within her grasps.) Consequently, I didn't know of this girls's bi=sexual attraction or talents in this realm.

Either these girls know me very well or I'm a sucker 'cause I cornered the lesbo for some free feels when she propositioned me. (The girls know that my place is a better deal for them since they do not have to split their earnings with the brothel: Servicio dormicilio is a better deal for me as well 'cause I get a lot more time, usually 3 or 4 hours whereas the brothel would only be 2.) The offer: 3-hours with the lesbo and the girl who's titties she was sucking. SOLD was my response! On one previous encounter the mother-of-4, (tittie sucking recipient, ) had spent an hour with me at the brothel, but sadly to say I had no stamina and gave her a poor performance. Wait, I stand corrected: she had two orgasms via DATY and became a huge fan. She also took some loaf. If I recall correctly we banged on 3 different occassions. This mother-of-four has a nice tight body, great ass, and good personality.

Okay, so they arrive at my home, but only after I bought some beer and viagra. We watched some television while I waited for the blue pill to kick-in. After about 30-minutes we entered the master bedroom. Both got naked. I did too. I directed the lesbo to resume sucking on those "chichis, " which she did, but offered me the left one. Enought of this shit was my mentality and shoved some d*ck into the lesbo. (The lesbo has some good p*ssy. It's deep, wet, nice soft plentiful ass, hair, and likes it when you go after the p*ssy. In fact, she was acting as my sales agent to the mother-of-four in regards to my stroke style.) Once again, too many p*ssies are a distraction for me so the lesbo instructed the mother-of-4 to mount her back so I may DATY. The mother-of-4 is a big fan of my DATY and told the entire brothel of my talents, which aint too cool when meters of d*ck ram these prostitutes.

I banged these girls side-by-side doggy sytle; took nude photos; and whatever else came to mind. Having banged the lesbo for a good hour, I didn't want the mother-of-four to be neglected so I gave the lesbo her employment break. It's always great when another girl watches to f*ck another girl as the mother-of-four did with me on top of the lesbo. Pounding the p*ssy for leche like Haliburton looks for oil- deep. Steady hard thrusts change into slow deep strokes. Up-and-down changes into left and right strokes. Holding the waist changes into anal finger f*cking. These were just some of the views the mother-of-four was privy to as she watched me bang the lesbo. (It was a compliment when the lesbo told the mother-of-four that I can stroke like this for hours and not orgasm. Yeah, thanks to viagra, but they don't know that.)

I jumped into the mother-of-four for about ten minutes, but still haven't figured out how to f*ck her. She has a terrible rythm! She likes to do the circle motion when I'm going deep. She never changes that circle motion! Please, do the circle motion when I'm doing the circle motion. Please, pop that p*ssy when I'm hittin' that p*ssy. (Remeber that song by "Too Live Crew? ")

(I'm of the opinion that great sex is created by practice and does not manifest ovenight. Hence, I subscribe to the notion that it takes a good 5 times of f*ckin' before one truly understands the p*ssy. This also helps with the females comfortability-level in exploring your complete desires. Sometimes you can find some p*ssy the first-time, but I still like to bang a girl 5 times before I develop a final opinion.)

Frustrated at her style I gave her an employee break as well. While we all rested in the living room drinkng beer and watching television, I had this load that was begging to get released. I need to terminar (cum) was stated to the lesbo. She replied, "let's go get it out" with confidence in the presence of the mother-of-four. This was so cool having a female so eager to make you cum and so matter-of-factly. The mother-of-four was like wow, Meat Loaf and the lesbo be fuckin'. (Fact: Just 'cause you're in the sexual services business does not mean you know how to or even like having sex.)

We entered the master bedroom and the lesbo directed me to close both doors, so I did. Again, I jumped into that p*ssy knee-deep and shot a huge load within 15-minutes. I was on load #2 when the mother-of-four knocked on the door stating that two girls were at my front-door demanding their panties and skirt be returned. What two girls, la chela y la morena was my question. After about 5-minutes I arose from the p*ssy, grabbed the panties and skirt and delivered them through the front gate. Furious were la chela y la morena. I should have been the upset person since these two girls were making a scene by screaming for their clothes.

The lesbo didn't care about this even one bit, but the mother-of-four was a little intimidated. I guess she realized that I'm a big-time monger banging 3-somes nightly with different women. I used this opportunity to instruct the mother-of-four and the lesbo that calling first is always best.

The following day I visited la chela and la morena and instructed them to call first. Besides, la chela is stupid leaving her clothes at my house in the first place. La chela couldn't stop harping on the fact that the mother-of-four answered the door naked and that I was in the bedroom f*cking a second girl. I guess it reminded her of what occurred the night earlier with her and her friend. (Read the previous post for more insight into "La Chela y La Morena. ")

After we were so rudely disturbed the 3-hour session came to an end. I saw some neighbors in-front talking gossip about this event as they had witnessed 2-girls enter; 2-girls arrive; 2-girls scraming for their clothes; 2-girls leave upset; and the original 2-girls leave shortly after.

Since then the mother-of-four has given me service and I'm beginning to learn her style. The lesbo gave me service a few more times after this even, but I eliminated all contact with the lesbo due to violations: telling lies and trying to create conflict; snooping into my possessions; easting my food without permission; and bringing her co-workers to my residence without permission and without invitation. Dumb b*tch 'cause she had some good p*ssy!

Meat Loaf

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(I'm catching-up on my stories as of late. This episode happened about four weeks ago)

Since I had just moved into a new house, I didn't have my previous laundry-lady available. Well actually, she over-charged me one-time and I vowed never to use her services again. So I was back on the street looking for a new laundry-lady. (Laundry in Nicaragua is performed by hand. Laundry machines are not common nor do I want to encourage USA ammenities.)

I went into one of the brothels I've been frequenting as of late and sparked some conversation with a usual wh*respect. Just because these girls are available for sex at a price does not mean they do not want to perform other occupational services for a fee. Therefore, I mentioned that I had some laundry that needed to be done and she kindly accepted. (Strategy: Get the pro into the home to perform laundry services and afterwards slam some Meat Loaf into her. Always pay after both services afterwards that way she'll be thinking about the extra money for the sex and spread the legs in kind.)

She arrived at my home around 6 p. M. She immediately asked where the clothes were and the laundry area. She changed from her pants, blouse, and heels into my long t-shirt and sandles. She began attacking those dirty threads of cloth.

Enjoying this "good life, " I turned on some music, bought a beer, and sat back watching her launder mi ropa. It was a beautiful sight watching her brown skin glisten with sweat and soap suds. Looking at those legs from heel to buttocks drove me crazy. Imagining me stroking her from the back while she continued to wash my clothes was the thought running through my mind. As a result of lust, I arose and groped her from behind: Kissing her neck, caressing her breasts, squeezing her ass, grinding my Meat Loaf against her bum were all par for the course.

After an hour of washing my clothes she finished and I was ready to thank her for such a fine job. Bringing her into my arms, I walked her from the laundry area into the master bedroom. She was easy to penetrate since all she was wearing was a t-shirt and panties. Away they went and we began f*ckin'!

I banged her for as long as I could and invited her to return the following day to assist me in looking for office space, which to my surprise she did. After looking for the office space we f*cked again.

Our relationship dissolved soon after for the simple fact that she didn't want to get f*cked all day long (3 or 4 times per day.) Result, today I have a new laundry lady who enjoys her duties!

Verily thou art the world's greatest lover.

From a recent post by Meatloaf....

..."I was on load #2 when the mother-of-four knocked on the door stating that two girls were at my front-door demanding their panties and skirt be returned. What two girls, la chela y la morena was my question. After about 5-minutes I arose from the p*ssy, grabbed the panties and skirt and delivered them through the front gate. Furious were la chela y la morena. I should have been the upset person since these two girls were making a scene by screaming for their clothes"....

Your writing style and your acute sense of how and when to deliver the goods are priceless! You are a master at providing vivid visual imagery. I am always inspired by, and frequently have a good laugh when, reading your posts.


Thanks for sharing,

Permanent Damage

Criminals are caught by their habits and mistakes. Adulterers are caught by their mistakes and tattle-tales. Mongers are known by their vice: Within North America mongers are exposed by arrest and public record. I too am a creature of habit and f*cking new women or aiding their pursuit of capital is my M.O.

Since I have a piece of live-in with me I'm taken care of. It's been three (3) weeks of oral jubilation; deep penetration; and vaginal bliss three to seven times daily. Unfortunately to say, I find myself missing the hunt: Buying Latin American "pros" is like shooting fish in a barrel.

My sex-employee is paid handsomely and of course wants to eliminate any competition. Recognizing that she needed a break, I sent her home (her mom's house) for the weekend. She knew I was gonna' get some strokin' done, but just requested that I play safe and not bring any girls back to the bed we share. The other two bedrooms are still vacant in search of additional occupants.

Being that I "pulled" her from a brothel and all her co-workers know she's at my house enabled her to receive a phone call as to my whereabouts.

I found myself asking for permission to bang some of her former co-workers and she graciously said yes! So I banged two!

We had a discussion weeks prior about my intentions to bang other girls and still maintain the relationship we have together. She was sad, but said it was fine. Understand: She is not allowed to share her body with anyone, but Meat Loaf. If she does and I find out, she's fired! And the huge benefits she's reaping will be forever gone.

Her compensation package is one of dreams: Guaranteed weekly salary valued at 500% per capita income; employer-paid health care to keep my coochie clean; wardrobe allowance; entertainment allowance; university tuition paid; and the compansionship of Meat Loaf and his professional global exposure. In return, I receive exceptional domestic service and her assistance in corporate affairs. (I don't know if I'm a fool or what, but I'll spend this money chasing ass anyway. So I justify the expense as foreign direct investment. Needless to say, her family (mother and daughters) love her employer. Officially my title has changed to boyfriend.)

So I recognized a new girl in the brothel with huge tits, but no pepperonis (mispelled.) A phat cat too. She just began work yesterday and I was to be her first client. Shy, tiimid, and soft spoken was this lovely flower and gentle were my words. 19 years of age never really intrigued me, but was her youth. (In fact, I enjoy banging "vets" 40, 50, and 60 years of age, so keep your grandmothers within sight. For this reason I do miss the USA divorced market.) In search of tuition for the semester beginning Sunday was her motive for prostition. And she's pursuing a degree in finance which is my profession of 20 years plus. (Any girl with a head on her shoulders most certainly can rest her head on my lap.)

After I called my "girlfriend" to get permission, I took the 19 year old into the room. Her body is kind of whack, but p*ssy is p*ssy and she has a cute face and hair. She enjoyed the loaf although I was operating at 50% efficiency. I vowed to return on Saturday when they open the doors to pound her thoroughly. So I offered the girl an "internship" in finance with my company. She was thrilled at the offer. It would be fun for me too and also hit the books as a community service. (Always looking to help the community, Meat Loaf.) And I can bang her at will as Clinton, Inc., so kindly taught us!

After I banged the 19 year old I bought some time from my 20 year old stellar. Her breast milk is delicious! Her womb is wet and warm! Her body is very flexible! And she has a great personality and class about herself. I shot a big one because with her I had 85% efficiency: She can turn a wet noodle into filet mignon by the scent of her womanhood. Again, I will return on Saturday and bang her.

Agenda for Saturday: Purchase some new eyeware so I can see what I'm buying; purchase some viagra so I can have confidence in what I'm delivering; purchase four (4) hours of sex with these two ladies; and call my "girlfriend" so we can "curl-up" and have a Blockbuster Video night.

My "girlfriend" requested that I not bang her co-workers, but find some new brothel to frequent so those b*tches won't be gossiping and calling her cellphone about who I'm bangin'. And I couldn't even do that-- "Creatures of Habit!"

Meat Loaf

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[QUOTE=Meat Loaf] deep penetration; and vaginal bliss three to seven times daily.[/QUOTE]You disappoint me.

Five times a day? What kind of average is that?

[QUOTE=Chinchuliar]You disappoint me.

Five times a day? What kind of average is that?[/QUOTE]Yeah I know. The past three times I've bought viagra don't help either. And I can't replenish the bank account of sperm 'casue she jumps on me harder than Hulk Hogan

I hate to say it, but I might need some help from some of you ISG guys: Call in the reliever or second-string and let the MVP grab some bench.

Oh my God, this sh*t is cool! Who would have thought that Hugh Hefner's "pussy-model" works. They don't teach you this growing-up. Nor do they teach you money management concerning dating / romance / marriage / p*ssy. And they say no child left behind: Millions of men left behind is more accurate. The blind leading the sheep.

Yesterday, I bought the viagra, but to no avail, and banged the 20-year old shooting 2 loads. The days of me shooting uzi clips are gone.

So, I was calling my "girlfriend" more than a teenage-girl giggles, but only out of lonliness. Understand: Every hour she's not in my sight is the potentiality that she may revert back to habits of past, although she assures me that's not a possibility. I'm playing with fire, yes, but it's cheaper; more transparent; and more honest than the majority of marriages. No offense.

She told me that the brothel called her and told her I banged four (4) of her former co-workers on Friday night. Normally I would have, but only banged two (2.) Since they are player-haters we expected that to occur. Since they are loosing money we expected that as well.

My "girlfriend" and I have over 9-months of "dating" and have already established the separation between relationship and sex. After all, I'm able to deliver quality Meat Loaf to her due to practice and training. I consider my stroke-skill an art, not science, and with the help of brothel employees I'm able to master my craft. NFL wives expect their husbands to practice in preparation for Sunday and that big paycheck as well, right. Same here!

In summary, she returned last night and we resumed our life together with zero (0%) jealousy, envy, nor anamous.

How great is this? Lesson learned: My plan of living with three (3) sex-employees is possible and almost a reality.

Tambien si se puede (You can do it too.)

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"Dy-no-mite!" While most are repressing their sexual urges, like Elliot Spitzer, Meat Loaf is fully embracing his lustful desires.

My "girlfriend" doesn't "trip" or perform in a jealous manner when I look at new pieces of ass of the street; on the television; or walking in front of house. In fact, she reiterated that within my house she's the one-and-only; but outside my home she is #1, but not the only one!

While most of you guys are sneeking (mispelled) overseas or in USA crackhead neighborhoods to monger so your wife won't find out, I'm being honest. Unfortunately for the above gentlemen, this deceit is what causes their downfalls and dramatically changes lives whereas transparency in romance qualifies your counterpart.

My honest intentions and frank discussion with my "girlfriend" has enabled me to acquire more p*ssy because the aroma of vagina oozes from my pours and other females, just like sharks to blood, swarm upon me.

What more could a man ask for? Answer: More "girlfriends" like her!

Meat Loaf

Ladrillo

Did you get my PM with my e-mail address? If you want a couple of shots of the sweet young thing we discussed, send me an e- and I will forward them to you. Then you can decide your interest level and we can workout an introduction.

I passed Both Caribean Morena and Fenix and they had no cars parked and a lots of construction material (boards, wooden, piled up). Both looked closed for some long time. Are these places closed or only such getting repaired or something like that?

[QUOTE=Noguera]Ladrillo

Did you get my PM with my e-mail address? If you want a couple of shots of the sweet young thing we discussed, send me an e- and I will forward them to you. Then you can decide your interest level and we can workout an introduction.[/QUOTE]Damn, she was fine Noguera! If that's just a sample of what you're hittin', DAMN!

I have no words just salivation.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]"Dy-no-mite!" While most are repressing their sexual urges, like Elliot Spitzer, Meat Loaf is fully embracing his lustful desires.

My "girlfriend" doesn't "trip" or perform in a jealous manner when I look at new pieces of ass of the street; on the television; or walking in front of house. In fact, she reiterated that within my house she's the one-and-only; but outside my home she is #1, but not the only one!

While most of you guys are sneeking (mispelled) overseas or in USA crackhead neighborhoods to monger so your wife won't find out, I'm being honest. Unfortunately for the above gentlemen, this deceit is what causes their downfalls and dramatically changes lives whereas transparency in romance qualifies your counterpart.

My honest intentions and frank discussion with my "girlfriend" has enabled me to acquire more p*ssy because the aroma of vagina oozes from my pours and other females, just like sharks to blood, swarm upon me.

What more could a man ask for? Answer: More "girlfriends" like her!

Meat Loaf[/QUOTE]

I guess the differences are that (1) she is not your wife, she is your girlfriend, and (2) she is an ex-hooker.

[QUOTE=Ganon]I passed Both Caribean Morena and Fenix and they had no cars parked and a lots of construction material (boards, wooden, piled up). Both looked closed for some long time. Are these places closed or only such getting repaired or something like that?[/QUOTE]Grand Pollo can you please let us know about Caribean Morena?

Fenix is still open!

Just got word that I will be heading to NIC for work. Will be staying at the Hilton Princess for a week. Does anyone know that place or how close it is to good places to pick up chicas for the night. Got lot of travel in Panama and Bogata, so I know the deal, just need to be pointed in the right direction. Anyone have any problems bringing ladies to the hotel?

Thanks, will post when I get back.

[QUOTE=Fat Fax]Just got word that I will be heading to NIC for work. Will be staying at the Hilton Princess for a week. Does anyone know that place or how close it is to good places to pick up chicas for the night. Got lot of travel in Panama and Bogata, so I know the deal, just need to be pointed in the right direction. Anyone have any problems bringing ladies to the hotel?

Thanks, will post when I get back.[/QUOTE]You'll be close to the university (UCA) and Metro Centro mall.

All the strip clubs in that area are USA-priced. Carretera Masaya which is in the area is street walker central.

I don't know anything when it comes to hotels.

Monger w/ Meat Loaf: [B]Stop Reading About It and Experience It, In-Person! [/B]

Through PM a fellow ISG Senior Member contact me for a real-world, not virtual (ie. Website) experience. (Pay Jackson his US $20 for Senior Membership and stop being "pinche" (cheap.)

The loaf has been satisfying the hunger of Nicaraguan ovens as of late and has not had much time to knead any extra dough so it rise within new ovens. Therefore, the essential ingredient is missing and the "Meat Loaf" is an acquired taste for the select few.

Through PM I met a fellow ISG Senior Member and we began the mongering session. Gentle pleasantries were exchange while endulging in Tona beers and scoping the honies dressed in lingerie at Fenix. It appears that many ISG members have turned Fenix into a hot spot because they are expanding: New construction is underway at Fenix which should introduce new meat to the market.

After a few beers at Fenix we headed to one of the many neighborhood brothels located throughout Managua. Not many ladies were working due to Semana Santa celebrations, but the few that were present sure were looking for some "huevos, salchicha y leche" (eggs, sausage, and milk: testicles, penis, and sperm.) Fellow ISG Senior Member pounced on his opportunity to aide the local economy with a smooth skinned, long legged 19 year old who stated with glee her delight in taking photos. As both ISG Senior Members glanced upon one another visioning her elegance in the ISG photo gallery, we knew what had to be done. And he did it! The two arose from the table, paid the appropriate service charge, and entered the bedroom.

While watching pornography on the television and finishing a Tona I could not help but hear some ruccus coming from the bedroom area. Granted, she was 19 years old and thin, attempting to tame a Gringo (Fellow ISG Senior Member) possessing more physical stature could make any bed pound the wall; any lady moan from enjoyment; or any yound lady scream from getting those vaginas walls expanded. Beyond the financial assistance provided another community service is being performed when young ladies are penetrated and that service is gynecological. Yes, stretching the vaginas walls east-to-west; excavating new territory in the abyss, expanding the muscles of mouths, bulging eyes including the third, and enstilling the sense of confidence that only can be obtained through experience and accomplishment. These are the filanthropic benefits that mongers provide to every society.

(I will allow fellow ISG Senior Member to write his experience if he chooses regarding this young lady.)

We depart the brothel and embark upon another neighborhood wh*rehouse. Lots of nice ass was available and I became fond of this thich chick wearing a blue body suit. Her meaty brown skin looked better than Boston Market Rotisserie Chicken. Fellow ISG Senior Member confessed he had no stamina to attack any other ladies, especially since he had home delivery scheduled for that evening. As stated earlier, I had no stamina since I'm banging my sex-employee upwards to five (5) times per day.

We depart this third brothel and go to a fourth so fellow ISG Senior Member can have a good reference point as to how the local community operates. This excursion was more local and community-based than Fenix or Caribbean Morena can offer and only will be found by local residents of Managua who know the scene. Hence, Meat Loaf may be contacted through PM for guidance. Anyway, this fourth place is truly a neighborhood spot with sex-providers ranging in age from teenie to double nickle.

Fearing loss-of-credibility I fealt Meat Loaf must engage a young lady. Being the gentleman my mother reared me to be, I invited Karla over for conversation. She showed me the strenght of her oral skills by attempting to give me a hickie. After that gained my confidence, without solicitation, she slid both hands along both of my legs entering my shorts and boxer briefs. Was she about to give me a double-fisted handjob at the table in front of fellow ISG Senior Member? Yes she was and did! It seemed that she became more amorous with each stroke and held onto the loaf tighter with each pump. Again, the stamina concern was present in my mind, but she assured me that would not be a problem due to her talents.

As is the case in Nicaragua, she said "Tengo hambre" (I'm hungry. Translation: Buy me something to eat.) Thinking I was being nice, I gave her 100 cordos for her time and for some food. She was totally confused as to why would I give her money and not buy her food or the p*ssy. We exchanged phone numbers after she confirmed her availability to provide home delivery.

Bringing the "tour" to an end took us to yet two more brothels which were closed. ISG Senior Members exchanged "Muchos Gustos" and went our seperate ways. He to fulfill his home delivery appointment and me to another brothel before returning home to my live-in sex-employee. We had sex twice that evening after I told her the same recap of my evening that I am writing to you.

(Pay Jackson his US $20 for PM access so you too may experience the real world (warm; wet; tender and deep mouths, vaginas, anus and not the virtual world (ie. Web fantasies and Meat Loaf text.)

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