Berlin

[AmericanSlang]

we have gone the extra mile for you so we expect reports.

ok, here we go.

thank you rocketboy, kimino and berlinbrit for your help. you wrote a lot of helpful things so i feel i really should tell you how it all went. since this was my first time i will write quite a lot about the experince from my view. i was in berlin for three days (or more precise 2 and a half).

since this is an pretty anonymous forum i can reveal some more info. before the last couple of days i really haven't had sex for several years (more than 3, less than seven). i have during those years thought about doing something like this for many years. but i always wanted to do it somewhere very, very safe (both the place itself and the neighborhood). somewhere i know i get good service. with nice looking women. and a place that is private, discrete and legal. reading more and more about artemis led me to berlin and finally, partly via this forum, more into kd. kd does tick all the boxes of my demands. why i haven't done it before was because of many things, lack of knowledge of the places, lack of money at times, lack of courage and so on. its really only the last year that i have really decided it was time. i'm not going forward with my life and finally reach a decade without sex. as i have written in posts last week i'm not at all a virgin but when you go so long without sex you kind of build it up in your head to be more than it really is.

well anyway on to the show.

(day 1) the first half a day i did only tourist things. i wanted to meet cat at kd and this was the only night she was available but i wanted to take shings slow and start with some sightseeing so that my next days wouldn't feel so stressed out. also wanted to go there in daytime the first time.

day 2.

(kd) royal (amelia) :

the next day i went to kd right before it opened. i was there at 1030. the walk was really easy thanks do angus walking tour. my hotel was near line u7 so it was a breeze of 8 minutes by ubahn to get there. i didn't actually select the hotel myself so it was a lucky coincidence. i rang the buzzer and was quickly let in. my fear was that i would be let standing there for some minutes with people passing by. i was greeted and let in to meet the girls. there were only two. can't really remember the names but one tall blonde and a tall brunette. didn't really like anyone of those so i said that i decided to leave. the housekeeper was very nice about it and reminded me to come back at 1630 when there would be more and other girls.

so when walking out and feeling good about at least being inside a brothel i decided to walk directly to royal. to my surprise the door out to the street was open (a very hot day, maybe thats why) so didn't have to ring in. i walk straight up the was let in. i think that the place itself is were nice. i had a lineup of only two girls, zorana (more on her later) and amelia. even though my first reaction said zorana i went with amelia. i decided for one hour and extra for kissing (didn't even kiss her during, only on body and breast) so a total of 180e. i wanted to have plenty of time so i could relax and get thing going ok. after paying and getting my slipper / robe i took a quick shower. amelia (you can see her on the website) has a really nice body. just my time small breasts, about my height, nice ass, good looking body. she has a large tattoo of flowers that is not really my thing but thats no problem. it was a nice tattoo. that "bad" thing about her is that she speeks very little english. so we started with a normal massage. nice work by her. i am a shy person so i was still in my underwear at that point. after feeling my lower parts rising i turned around. i asked if i could use my own condoms and it was ok. i feel more safe with the brand i usually (at least used to use) have and i put it on myself. se gave me a pretty good blowjob (with condom, my choice) but i stopped her quite quickly because i didn't want to come to soon. i started to touch her breasts and she actually started moaning right after i started wich did turn me off a bit. i mean, come on, she can't feel that way, but maybe she just wanted to do it to please me so no real problem. we started in missionary, changed to a coulpe more positions and after maybe 15-20 minutes i was done. no the english problem came in. i asked if we could change the channel on the tv but she didn't understand and later shen i asked if we could go a second time she didn't understand either bur had to get the housemutter to translate. after clearing that misunderstanding she apologized and of course one more time. she was really nice person to be with and friendly. we went for a second round but after five minutes i felt that in not going to come again and felt that my first experience was enough. so i stopped and took a shower before leaving. she was very nice to my and service was good. maybe not that strange when she got 180e for what was a 20 minute session without lipkissing. but all in all i felt it was money well spend to get the first time in a good way.

kd (kati)

went straight back to the hotel for an extra shower and after some more sightseeing it was soon 4pm. went to the hotel for a shower and then back to kd. hade a lineup of maybe 4 girls and one of them was lovely kati (wearing black lingerie) who i had really been wishing to see during my visit. she is my height wonderful body (for my taste) , breast of my liking small firm ones, really soft wonderful skin and above all a great personality. since the last expensive time i thought learned my lesson and only took 45 minutes this time. we got the tropic room and after the shower when i walked back to the room she was completely naked. thought i was in heaven. started with massage. then after a short bj we started with the sex. 2-3 different positions. loved her ass and taking her from behind watching her beautiful body. after about 20 minutes it was over here also. we talked about where she was from (poland) and a little about my trip and she gave me some shopping advise. i could have gone for a second round but for me it was a pleasure just to sit on the bed with a very friendly naked girl, look at her body and talk. during the whole stay she was very friendly, welcoming and made sure i felt comfortable. would have definitely met her again the next day if i could. very much a great gfe more than the previous in royal. even though i had maybe 10-15 minutes left i decided to take a shower and said goodbye. she gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek before i left. i guess that is something they do with everybody but it a very nice thing to give a nice ending to the visit.

after this i tough of having enough for this trip but the more i thought about it (an the possibility of lea next day) i changed easily my mind.

day 2:

kd (lea) : i looked at the schedule and for me saturday night (or well the second shift) was really good looking. i know that the weekend i suppose to be an off they in bordellos but only seeing the schedule was wery good for me (bur yes, many of the girls on schedule wasn't there). i had already back at home been looking forward to seeing lea. went all day thinking of picking up the phone and making and appointment but didn't have the courage somehow. i went to kd so i was there 1630. thinking that beeing there early then maybe lea wouldn't be busy. i as shown a large lineup 5-6 girls including luna, johanna and some others. to my joy number two to walk in was lea. looked a little different than the picture but more beautiful somehow. i didn't pay much attention to the rest of the lineup. my hearty was pounding enough already. this time i took one hour and we went to the the apartment upstairs. like with kati, lea was very friendly and welcoming. made me feel very comfortable the whole stay. a very good gfe. it was a very hot day in berlin 35-37c and with only fans in the room also hot. we had sex for maybe 30 minutes with some breaks in between, but i couldn't come. maybe because of the heat or maybe because i kind of liked her a little too much to be able to relax completely. (one thing that was obvious, in a way, was that she didn't really enjoy the sex (because she kept getting dry and had to apply extra lube a couple of times) but she was very relaxed about that and it was done in a very easy going fashion. i could not in anyway from her body language, attitude, behavior tell that she didn't really enjoy herself. but i guess if a girl doesn't get wet or rather dry its a sign good as any. thats the only downside of this session.) we took break with just some cuddling and talking and tried again but i could get it up so we ended up talking a bit more before i got shower. a very good session after all. good a kiss on the cheek and went out in the ht berlin day. and then made maybe my only bad decision.

royal (zorana)

since i couldn't come with lea i was still a bit horny and went staight to royal. i don't know why really, if i couldn't come with lea there was risk that the same thing happns in royal. but i went for an idea that maybe i did like lea too much to just "fuck" therefore partly couldn't come. so i wanted to choose a girl who wasn't that much of a "girlfriend-material". this time the outside door to royal was closed so i had to buzz the bell. also in royal i had many girls in the lineup may 5 i think. i first thought of a blonde girl but went with zorana that i saw the day before. she spoke very good english which was nice. i first thuoght to only have 30 minutes (i didn't come with lea so wanted only to come) but ended up with 45 minutes and no extras. zorana showed me the shower (this time no robe / slippers since it wasn't an hour). she was more of commanding type of girl. lay down, relax. after a quick bj i just wanted to fuck. we went for missionary and she soon started with "oh baby" "come on baby"-stuff which i didn't like that much. but after a 10 minutes or so i came. during i tried to kiss her breats burt she said no. i guess that was an extra. the day before the hausemutter said (with amelia) that kissing on mouth was extra, the other ok. but i guess all girls are different. so the sex was so so. but after we had a nice talk. she was very friendly and nice. (if it was to keep time going i don't know, didn't care). she come from romania and showed me some picture on her iphone and helped med with some directions of the you bahn. we almost went for a second round. but i decided i had enough for the day. afterwards i do wish i had lea as the last girl and not went to royal but that's just a minor thing. sometimes its the little head doing thew thinking.

my conclusion. both visits in kd was with a much better feeling (not that royal was bad really). felt very comfortable at kd and the girls were so nice and with great service. in royal you could more feel that the girls were after you money (of course kati / lea also did it for money but that feeling didn't at all come out to me). for me personally i do think i could (and probably will) do this again. i do think this kind of place is more for me than artemis. the private thing, alone in an apartment, private shower is for me easily worth paying 40e extra an hour. i also do think that sex is inly sex. not the mythological act one might imagine when beeing without for so long. (but then i guess i didn't really have that 9-10 sex these times.) and i did enjoy also just watching the girls. 4 girls might sound a few to you guys but for me it was twice the number i'm been with all my life so it felt plenty enough.

thank you for all your info. without that and angus video i might have not done this at all. i really like the easygoing attitude and simplicity and relaxed feeling of the business in these places. without that it wouldn't be my thing at all. so it was a good few days. i got to be with 2 of my top 3 on my list of girls. thank you, berlin! and of course kati / lea.

[Rocketboy0]

Hi, Rocketboy0: I did write about my bad time with Anastasia, did not say that ALL in Tiffany was bad and the place was bad. Inside it looks good, also the location.

The problem is when you have a really bad time with a girl, then you don't feel good after the meeting is over. So then you don't feeling for new visit. After the visit I had my thoughts, should I talked to the hauslady about Anastasia? How bad my experience was? Is it good for a bordell to have a girl that gives bad service? No.

Hi- yes you should have talked with the Hausmutti-always a good idea. But it can just be bad chemistry, no matter how nice you might be. It just happens.

You would not judge a supermarket by one bad apple.

I have had 3-4 great times there, it is just a little too far and complicated for me vs 5 other closer alternatives. It is certainly among the good mid-tier venues. Surprised at Kimino's experience.

I can also say on a given day I have had occasional bad experiences everywhere (even at so-called "good" bordellos and Artemis) and Hausmuttis who were gruff (even at Royal. And my German pretty good). Shit just happens. However, in your case, by your own story, the girl gave you plenty of warning signs and even offered to leave, so actually she was being quite honest. Let's not make too much out of this, and move on.

[Boy1978]

Hi,

Did write about my visit at Tiffany.

Rocketboy0: I did write about my bad time with Anastasia, did not say that ALL in Tiffany was bad and the place was bad. Inside it looks good, also the location.

The problem is when you have a really bad time with a girl, then you don't feel good after the meeting is over. So then you don't feeling for new visit. After the visit I had my thoughts, should I talked to the hauslady about Anastasia? How bad my experience was? Is it good for a bordell to have a girl that gives bad service? No.

People that get good service and experience will always get back to a place more easy then people that have bad experiences.

I feel that everything is better in Royal, the oldest hausladys are very friendly. And asked if you was happy about the meeting, one time I was visiting a new girl she wanted me to know that all was ok since she was new. The hauslady in Tiffany was more rushed and did not want to talk at all when I picked the girl.

This is a forum, everyone have to write about theyr Experiences, bad or good.

Have to say that I always treat the girls good, always clean and well dressed.

[Boy1978]

I was with one of the exceptionally beautiful ladies in Oranienburg strasse last night. I was prepared that this could be bad, but it was actually a fun experience.

I talked a while with the lady and agreed on 80 E to go with her to a room.

Room and a drink was included.

We had agreed BJ for this price and the old trick of turning your head to pretend that she gives BJ, but use the neck and the hand started. I know the trick and politely told to turn around so I could see her face. She did.

It was most HJ this, but I think it was fun to try. I was feeling up the women her and think it was all exciting and sexy after all.

These girls can use the park or a room, but they do not take part in any sex in the car.

I hardly do this again, but a fun experience. Outside the room there is a restaurant and sitting there follow naturally with who they sexy clothed ladies take with them. A little scary if you are afraid of being recognized.

Getting to fuck these girls cost a lot more. I think it is at least 150 E. Does anyone have experience with this? I can well imagine it easily appear bigger problems when more money is involved and that there will be a more HJ than fuck experience (?)

So I wonder if there are some good places to find semi-pro girls in Berlin. Certainly young and super hot. A taxi taxi driver said two locations: Felix and Pu Po in Europe Centre (Kurdam). Anyone with experience?

I stopped by Pssst bar and there were only two elderly ladies there. Not for me!

Well, stay away from streetgirls and stripsclubs. Use bordell next time! . Read in this forum to get good places.

I wonder how sex works out with this fake-rip-off-shit-streetgirls in oranienburgstrasse. 250euro for a doggystyle-HJ maybe?

[Rocketboy0]

I was with one of the exceptionally beautiful ladies in Oranienburg strasse last night. I talked a while with the lady and agreed on 80 E to go with her to a room. Room and a drink was included. We had agreed BJ for this price and the old trick of turning your head to pretend that she gives BJ, but use the neck and the hand started. It was most HJ this, but I think it was fun to try. I was feeling up the women her and think it was all exciting and sexy after all.

You realize of course that for a fraction of all you have spent, and all the time running around, you could have gone to any better bordello or Artemis, paid a tiny bit (or nothing) for a strip tease, and had a lot more (full) service. 80 Eur for a drink and a semi BJ / HJ ??!! - I really don't get it, even if "fun and sexy".

The street scene has been discussed here quite a bit and you obviously knew what you were in for. I just think there are so many hot girls around at all the normal places at far far far better value-well obviously you get a kick out of all this stuff so more power to you. You could be Berlin's own Carlos Danger. It is really (too) hot summer time here and could be that the 35°+ heat is frying people's brains.

Anyway if you have done it all (like the 2000+ girls) here, and Insomnia, and the Kit Kat Club/Sage and Berghain, Hamburg is close by (less than 2 hrs) and has lots of decent small apts as well as the usual rip off stuff. You could check the HH thread. This link has a lot of options http://www.modell-auskunft.com just look at Hamburg. There are others. But I have a feeling it may not matter where you go, the itch will remain unscratched.

[James 006]

I have visited Rush Hour, Tabu, Golden Dolls and Cleopatra the last week.

All strip clubs have women who offer sex, but they are far from super hot. The best club is for me Tabu. Normally 20 E to enter.

I like a sexy experience at the strip clubs and know that Berlin is not a good place for this. Can anyone recommend a strip + + club in Berlin? It must be clubs I don't know about.

I wish Berlin had a club like Darling in Prague.

I have been here for 3 mounths and I'll be in Berlin for 3 more weeks. I already feel like I've used up the place. I need new places. I am open for a few hours drive from Berlin to a new place to get some new and good experiences. Does anyone have any suggestions on where to go? Distance within reasonable limits (max 3 hours drive).

Poland, Czech Republic, Germany?

[James 006]

I was with one of the exceptionally beautiful ladies in Oranienburg strasse last night. I was prepared that this could be bad, but it was actually a fun experience.

I talked a while with the lady and agreed on 80 E to go with her to a room.

Room and a drink was included.

We had agreed BJ for this price and the old trick of turning your head to pretend that she gives BJ, but use the neck and the hand started. I know the trick and politely told to turn around so I could see her face. She did.

It was most HJ this, but I think it was fun to try. I was feeling up the women her and think it was all exciting and sexy after all.

These girls can use the park or a room, but they do not take part in any sex in the car.

I hardly do this again, but a fun experience. Outside the room there is a restaurant and sitting there follow naturally with who they sexy clothed ladies take with them. A little scary if you are afraid of being recognized.

Getting to fuck these girls cost a lot more. I think it is at least 150 E. Does anyone have experience with this? I can well imagine it easily appear bigger problems when more money is involved and that there will be a more HJ than fuck experience (?)

So I wonder if there are some good places to find semi-pro girls in Berlin. Certainly young and super hot. A taxi taxi driver said two locations: Felix and Pu Po in Europe Centre (Kurdam). Anyone with experience?

I stopped by Pssst bar and there were only two elderly ladies there. Not for me!

[Kimino]

This time I was stupid to brake my own routine.

Visited Tiffany 4/5 times. NEVER had a decent experience. Either no doable girls present, or having to deal with an aggressive and bad mannered hausmutt, or deciding to get a girl and then have an average at the max session. Visited both alone and with wingman.

Tiffany is out of my list, together with Odette. I don't see any reason for enduring after this numeber of bad experiences, given the number of alternatives Berlin can offer.

And yes I visited in not prime time hours, but that's what I did in all the rest of the clubs.

But it's always ok to try new stuff.

Kimino

[BreezyHome]

It is absurd to say the "place" is bad. I have had some fine times there with Zoe in particular.

I think you guys are being kind of harsh on Boy1978. I mean, do you just not define a place a good or bad? If not, then when do we call a place good?

[Rocketboy0]

This porno shoot was held at the FabrikLounge. It was 99% wanking, .5% BBBJ, .5% HJ (and that 1% is being generous) with COF / COB. There is no cost / fee involved for attending (except for STD test). .I can't directly compare it to any other mongering experience. Maybe imagine Erlebniswohnung with 10x the dudes and 10x less access to pussy? May go again to confirm this isn't my thing.

Maybe. Kudos for expanding our ho-rizons, and for taking one for the troops. It sounds like it was a truly fine time. I might also do it except I've already made alternate plans to put hot pokers in my eyes.

[Ableyone]

New in berlin, as well as new in here. Just want to to ask anyone has tried out Anni Porsche?

I just came across her website Anni-Porsche. Seems very interesting 75 € for all. Personally especially I'd like to know your experience about Conny and Fine.

Thanks a lot in advance.

I haven't been there myself but there is a recent report in the Partytreff section.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...er-Partytreffs

[Corinthian]

During my recent trip to Berlin I also tried out the "Indie-scene".

I had a pleasant incall-meeting with Alina (http://www.kaufmich.com/Alina-Hot25). Pictures are accurate and what she lists as services seems to be correct. It was a pretty good session, although I did get the feeling that she was tired / not that into it. Her performance was nonetheless more than decent, and I had no complaints. She was a bit shy and her English was not great, but I had no real problems communicating with her either. OWO was on offer, and obviously sex was covered. Not a clock-watcher, but the session ended more or less on time. Was offered a shower both before and after our session. I am not sure if I would repeat. As alreasy noted, she seemed to be tired and that much "into it". Maybe I caught her at a bad day.

I also had Larissa (http://www.kaufmich.com/Larrissa22) meet me at my hotel. The pictures are accurate, but she looks (slightly) larger than her pictures might suggest. Having said that, she does list her weight on KM, and I believe that is pretty accurate. She was had a bubbly, positive vibe about her, and was nice to talk to. I also believe that what she lists as her offered services is pretty accurate. Kissing, OWO and 69 was also possible with her. She actually immediately started kissing and hugging me once she had entered my room. She was not a clock-watcher, and she actually stayed longer than the 1 hour we had agereed on. I really liked Larissa, given her nice personality. I was a bit surprised by her size, but then again that is my own mistake for not actually reading what she lists her weight as, and only judging based in her pictures (I should add that she now has new pictures, that to me look like they are more recent than the ones she used when I saw her).

I know the Indie-scene is a bit of hit-and-miss, but I was satisfied with both my encouters. Having said that, I did read up on some german forums before I made the different appointments and my choices were largely based on the good reviews I had read.

[Corinthian]

I was in Berlin a couple of weeks ago, and having read up on some german forums, I decided to give Vila-Oasis (www.vila-oasis.de) a try. Booked a 1 hour appointment with Britt. AS the pictures on the website show, she is slightly older, but at least the pictures are accurate (meaning she does not look older than that). The website may not give any indication as to sexual services being on offer, but Britt can also be seen here:

http://www.omello.de/modelle/dildosp...ramassagen.php

Had no problems finding the place and was greeted by another woman, whose name I cannot recall.

Was taken into a room and offered a drink. Britt then returned with the drink and we started talking. Britt was very nice and pleasant to deal with, and after a short while she asked me to get undressed. I promptly did, and she took me to the bathroom for a shower. Everything was very nice and clean.

When I returned from the shower I was asked to lie down on their proper massage table. Britt undressed to her panties and started giving me a good, proper massage (or as proper as one can expect, given that this massage parlour also offers HJ and so on). After a good 30 mins or so of a good massage, Britt started with a body-to-body on my back, which was nice. After a while, she asked me to get up on all fours. She then proceeded with a combination of HJ and OWO, as well as massaging my sphinter, pireneum etc. Her hands were "everywhere". She then asked me to turn over and then gave me a very good OWO until I came. Some touching was allowed, I should add. I have seen reports that CIM is possible with Britt, although I did not. After this wonderful OWO she asked me to lie on my stomach again, wrapped me in blankets and then put warm stones all over my back and let me just lie there for a couple of minutes, while she went to another room. Once she returned, she took me to the shower again and let me freshen up.

All in all, a very nice experience and I actually went there twice during my visit to Berlin.

I went for the 1 hour option both times, but half hours are also possible. Meaning that you can get a nice massage and a BJ for 50 euro in 30 minutes, which I guess is not bad at all. Considering that her massaging techniques are pretty good too. I tried contacting Britt before I went to Berlin, to ask about services she offers. She politely asked forgiveness for not wanting to disclose that via email, but she did hint well enough for me to understand that there was more on offer than just a massage. I don't think that sex / intercourse is offered, at least not by Britt. But truth be told I did not ask either. However, she did not offer or suggest anything in that direction.

[WuwowuwoLove]

New in berlin, as well as new in here. Just want to to ask anyone has tried out Anni Porsche?

I just came across her website Anni-Porsche. Seems very interesting 75 € for all. Personally especially I'd like to know your experience about Conny and Fine.

Thanks a lot in advance.

[MaybeLater]

This porno shoot was held at the FabrikLounge. It was 99% wanking, .5% BBBJ, .5% HJ (and that 1% is being generous) with COF / COB. There is no cost / fee involved for attending (except for STD test). When you pop, approach the assistant to get a casino chip. Pop 4x and you can claim 200EUD from the HausFrau. I can't directly compare it to any other mongering experience. Maybe imagine Erlebniswohnung with 10x the dudes and 10x less access to pussy?

You need to bring a no-older-than-2-weeks HIV / Gonorrhea test (should both be negative. Duh). This allows you to only COF / COB / BBBJ and you wear a green wristband to prove it. For ficken, you need the 3 STD test (+Chalymdia). You get an orange wristband to prove it. All the fucking is uncovered obviously. Your scrote / shaft need to be shaved. Bring lube (but be discreet applying it) and an iron constitution to beat off for hours at a time while waiting for either a girl to appear, the male talent to finish / move away from the girl, the cameraman to call for spritzen, the other punters to finish with the girl, the producer to setup the scene as he wants, the assistants to clear a path to the girl etc etc.

There were 2 scenes shot simultaneously (main studio and showers) , it was up to you which one you chose to attend. The shower had more direct access to the girls and I spent most of my time here and COF twice with the girls in the shower. The studio had the male talent servicing the girls pretty much exclusively and it was extremely difficult for punters to get a cum in.

The shooting in the showers consisted of the girls crawling down a path between dudes while doing HJ / BBBJ to spritzen and being covered with cum and champagne. There was also ficken with the male talent. It seemed like you had a 30 second chance to spritzen and you could elbow push dudes out of the way (but not the male talent) to take your money shot position. I came very quickly in the first round of girls and then again in the 3rd round when Meli the gorgeous blonde obviously loved being covered with cum.

There were 9 girls for about 100 guys. I only saw a max of 3-4 girls at any one time working. Some of the girls were 8/10s. The girl in charge of the girls was about a 9 herself. Tempted to give Meli the little blonde waif Suicide Girl a 9. Her gorgeous tight little body collected so much cum I am seriously tempted buying the DVD just to refresh my memory (the chance to see my cock inmortalized by cumming on film will in no way be a consideration). Bit of a shame Meli isn't prettier otherwise she'd be working LA. I wore a facemask and about 1/2 the punters did.

Sadly for various reasons my calling will not be as a porno star. Dudes from afar as Rostock and Hamburg travelled just to have the shot at the free pussy. The STD risk seems high to me. Very glad I only spritzen and nicht ficken. The paranoid among us should note they take your ID/ passport details + photo at check in. The shower cameraman was a bit of a dick. The male talent were bigger dicks and constantly blocked out the girls from the other dudes. May go again to confirm this isn't my thing.