Cebu Massages

[Wicked Roger]

I called into this little place on N Ascario St adjacent to a Parkland Hotel, near a Korean Resto and Calda Pizza. See maplink below

Small place, maybe just 4-6 massage tables.

One hour massage was P200. Relaxing yet not really getting anywhere.

Extra on offer but I was too shagged.

Girls are nice enough.

BD.

Thanks for the PM BD. I know this place and I know the owner (the front lady). The real owner is a prominent lawyer and the front lady is his mistress so I am told LOL.

She has asked me to visit a few times but I am wary knowing who I do re the ownership but your PM was interesting so will reconsider LOL.

[BrainDrain]

I called into this little place on N Ascario St adjacent to a Parkland Hotel, near a Korean Resto and Calda Pizza. See maplink below

Small place, maybe just 4-6 massage tables.

One hour massage was P200. Relaxing yet not really getting anywhere.

Extra on offer but I was too shagged.

Girls are nice enough.

BD.

MAP : https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Cebu+Parklane+International+Hotel/@10.3199066,123.9023684,20z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x33a9993eb1afc973:0x3d2de5b81b7cfaac?hl=en

[Avoloz]

Not sure if you have the correct 'Christina' as there are Maria Christina street. Just type in J Luna Ave and you will get he map

Thanks WR. Followed your thought and reversed my search, concentratig on J Luna. It appers that there is no Ave in Cebu, but a St. Unfortunately, this street is very short and does not intersect with anything close to '. Christina. '. It's in the Colon area, near Metro Gaisano.

Agree with you that the quoted 'price' is very cheap and most likely out of date anyway. Nowadays it's probably closer to P700 to P1,000.

Yes, now and then I love the 'thrill' of the 'hunt on the dark side'.

On the other hand, I'm always open to suggestions of 'better or whiter' pick-up areas. Unfortunately, I'm not very familiar with Cebu and its hunting grounds (yet). That's why I'm trolling through many websites with 'hints' and RTF. Appreciate if you or anybody knowledgable could point me in the right direction for Cebu City proper.

I'm happy to help out on Bali and Sanur in particular (of course in the appropriate section of this forum). Thanks.

[Wicked Roger]

Can anybody point me in the right direction?

Read in a report (don't know how old or accurate) that at the corner of Sta Christina and J. Luna young attractive ladies are offering themselves for P400 short time. They don't have pimp, cutting costs.

Google map could not help me (or I don't know how to use it. Hehehe), and I cannot locate that corner. Any help and hints are appreciated. Thanks.

Not sure if you have the correct 'Christina' as there are Maria Christina street.

Just type in J Luna Ave and you will get he map, enlarge it and look along the street and see if you find an intersection you want.

But. At 400 pesos a pop? Really? Lots of red flags on that IMHO, [CodeWord902], scam, skanky, fugly (or all or a mix of that).

I know YMMV (and a good ISG friend in the UAE loves the 'darker side' also) but why go cheap when for slightly more there are some nice ones who you don't pick up from some dark corner Just my 2 cents.

[Avoloz]

Can anybody point me in the right direction?

Read in a report (don't know how old or accurate) that at the corner of Sta Christina and J. Luna young attractive ladies are offering themselves for P400 short time. They don't have pimp, cutting costs.

Google map could not help me (or I don't know how to use it. Hehehe), and I cannot locate that corner. Any help and hints are appreciated. Thanks.

[Stroker Ace88]

K1.

Down a side street from Mango area.

The massage lady they picked for me was big, BBW type. No interest in anything with her. LOL She did offer a prostate and HJ for 500 (first qoute 1500 LOL) I declined. If.

You like deep tissue, almost painful massage aka thai style, she is your girl. All that fat built some muscle too, those elbows in the calves were stinging.

K1 used to be my favorite CC massage place, but that stopped in 2012 when the place went downhill. Legal disclaimer, this review is my own personal opinion based solely on my experience at this establishment.

There are cockroaches everywhere. Big ones, small ones, teeny-tiny ones. There was no way I could relax thinking about all the roaches likely hitching a ride on me. Mind you, the last time I was there it was only for a foot massage, but the roaches turned me off the place.

The Filipina giving me the foot massage didn't have a clue what she was doing. She had a cold and was blowing her nose on the towel she used to dry my feet with. After roughly 15 minutes of a really bad foot massage she took out her cellphone and started to text, so that meant she was only mildly massaging my foot with one hand and texting with the other. After the hour was up she was eagerly looking for a tip from the Kano. If only she was so eager to provide a good massage she might have gotten one.

[Redcurry]

I love Massages and the mystery of getting a HJ / BJ or FS (what I really shoot for. Literally) and Cebu or the Phils is not the best for it. Compared to TH or VN but here are a few reviews.

Sakura spa.

Def. Offers extras but this is the type of place I don't like. Within one minute of starting my massage the lady said "Sir, extra service?" Come on, give a massage, tease my ass and balls a little, build up the tension. Ha.

It didn't help that she was very tomboyish. She constantly kept pulling up the towel to see if I was getting hard and when the therapist does those moves where they pull your skin together with both hands and the oil makes their.

Hand slide off to a "clap" sound? She just clapped her hands. Comical really.

At the end she brought in a tip jar LOL.

Massage 1/10.

Girl:3/10, nice slim body but 100% lesbian, she must be totally miserable.

Extra? Did not want from her.

Massage joint two.

Small place just past the Irish bar near Mango in a courtyard / alley. I've heard they provide extras, the lady was very cute, 25 ish, tan. No extras, she didn't offer so I didn't push the issue.

Massage 8/10, she was good at the actual posted service.

Girl:6-7 but cute.

Extra? Not with her but maybe a different lady or time of day (there was another client right next to us).

K1.

Down a side street from Mango area.

The massage lady they picked for me was big, BBW type. No interest in anything with her. LOL She did offer a prostate and HJ for 500 (first qoute 1500 LOL) I declined. If.

You like deep tissue, almost painful massage aka thai style, she is your girl. All that fat built some muscle too, those elbows in the calves were stinging.

[Member #4351]

Try building up a good local network to get the best-of-the-best of anything in Cebu. Relying on other foreigners or websites is a very secondary alternative. You can do it, Stroker!

"useless make-believe drivel" is being too kind.

[Red Rex]

Try building up a good local network to get the best-of-the-best of anything in Cebu. Relying on other foreigners or websites is a very secondary alternative. You can do it, Stroker!

[Stroker Ace88]

oh dear Acer...

Ohh It seems as though I have a fan! But judging from your posts (many deleted by Jackson) that you're a troll that doesn't get out much, and loves to comment on places you have never been (Haiti, China, Ukraine, UAE, ect) to try and trick members, ah but you don't fool me. When was the last time you were in Cebu? I think never is the answer. Not much use feeding a troll, so I will just move on. Maybe Jackson can review your posting history and put you in the permanent deep-six troll bin. One thing is for sure since 04 you had every opportunity to post a FR, and give back to the board, instead you post useless make-believe drivel.

To everyone who took the time to post the name of a provider or spa, thank-you. I will check them out next time I'm in Cebu.

BTW, does anyone know if Finland is open?

[Red Rex]

Oh dear Acer,

You have been there so long and you don't know. I can find the massage I want within 5 minutes of arrival in Cebu.

[Stroker Ace88]

Sorry I wasn't clear. Tin Tin is the name (nickname actually) of the masseuse, not a type of service.

From what I have been told, if you ask for tin-tin at a massage place you get a bakla, or a male masseuse.

Thanks for the tip, but even if it's her real name I'm not going to ask LOL. Hope you understand.

[Wicked Roger]

Sorry I wasn't clear. Tin Tin is the name (nickname actually) of the masseuse, not a type of service.

Good suggestion Pip as she is OK for a straight massage. As he said no happy endings.

Am not sure what a Tin Tin massage service could but sounds very painful LOL.

[Pip Jaeger]

I know where the Chow King is, but I will not be asking for tin-tin, not my thing.

Sorry I wasn't clear. Tin Tin is the name (nickname actually) of the masseuse, not a type of service.

[Stroker Ace88]

On V. Rama just a little west of M. Velez (basically behind Chow King) is a good place. ; can't remember the exact name, but has "Thai Massage / Spa" in it. Small, clean and always good service. It's on the second floor of the shopping plaza, ask for Tin Tin. Note to others: this is just a regular massage place, no happy endings.

I know where the Chow King is, but I will not be asking for tin-tin, not my thing.