Isaan Region (including Udon Thani, KK, Khorat)

[Member #4591]

For hotels, stay at the Sunnee Grand hotel and convention centre or V hotel.

Hostess and Kareoke bars:

There are both karaoke bars and hostess bars with girls even more attractive than those in the massage parlors. What is the difference? Well, it's simple. If you take The View in northern Ubon, that would be a typical hostess bar, with plenty of girls that will sit with you as long as you buy them drinks. A similar joint is Alive, located in downtown. Things are obviously a little different at Starlight Karaoke, where you would pay 200 Baht per hour for the rent of a private karaoke room plus 200 Baht per hour for one of their super hot and white skinned girls plus drinks (Beer 150-180 Baht, Red Label 1,900 Baht). My personal recommendation through is the brand new Sherbet, a mix of hostess bar and karaoke means you can first hang out with the girls downstairs which looks like an ordinary bar with live music and then later on (if you feel like) sing songs on the second floor.

I had a great time at the place. The owner is from Bangkok and speaks perfect English. I hung out with a beautiful white skinned girl and back to my room for 2,000 LT.

Bars:

Tawan Daeng.

Tawan Daeng UbonTawan Daeng is an institution all over Isaan and northern Thailand, pretty much every province capital has its own branch of this hugely popular franchise. It's the perfect place to bring your girlfriend, enjoy some dinner and watch the show on the huge stage with Isaan style Molam Music. Very nice and attentive staff and unlike some other branches like in Buriram, the Tawan Daeng Ubon starts getting busy pretty much every single night from 10 pm onwards.

I checked this place out for about an hour but mostly couples and big groups of guys and gals together. Not easy to approach.

Country Club.

Night Club in Ubon RatchathaniThe most popular night club in Ubon Ratchathani. And if you want to hit on some local girls, then this is the place to do it as, unlike most other Thai style night clubs, the tables are very close to each other and people walk and look around a lot to meet and greet new people. No cover charge in Country, like in all other clubs in town, so you can just have a look if you like it. Beware of (or look out for) the ladyboys who typically like to hang out right in front of the stage but aren't too shy (unlike the girls) to come over to your table and say Hi.

I had some good luck here with a local university girl out with her friend one night. We drank and partied all night and back to my hotel. This was a freebie for me, I just took care of the bill at the bar for the two ladies and lunch the following day with my lady.

You-Bar.

You Bar UbonI was surprised when I found out they have you-Bar in Ubon, since the club of the same name is the most popular club in Khon Kaen. It obviously has the same owner here, but it's significantly smaller and the best days to party here are really Fridays and Saturdays. On weekdays, it tends to stay half empty and then the whole atmosphere is somewhat dull. Still, you-Bar is one of the best night clubs in Ubon and it's also the newest and most modern one with the coolest design, thus attracting the Hi-So Thais of the province.

This place reminds me of Mixx in Bangkok but with less freelancers. You need your A game here and I was able to get many phone numbers but I did not have the time to follow up since I was leaving the next day. If I was a local expat there, this would be my first choice to meet ladies for potential GF.

There are a few more night clubs in Ubon Ratchathani, such as Warp Club, the-WA, Fuse Pub and Shark.

Soapy Massage Parlors in Ubon Ratchathani:

There are three soapy massage parlors in Ubon. They all have the typical fishbowl arrangement, however, there's no glass and you can invite a girl to have a drink with you before you decide on whether to go for the full program.

Amati.

Soapy Massage Parlor in Ubon RatchathaniThe best massage parlor in town. The location is quite typical for that type of place, very central but still somewhat hidden in a narrow alley connecting Uppalisan Road and Suriyat Alley. You can't miss it with the huge posters of girls in bikinis on the wall of the building. Upon entry to Amati, one of the polite papasans will sit down next to you on a sofa and make useful recommendations of the girls. They are divided into three categories, depending on age and attractiveness: 1,500 Baht / 1,800 Baht / 2,000 Baht. You may, if you want, arrange a tip with your girl of like 500 Baht for the second round and then follow her into the modern and friendly room that has a big bed, TV and a super nice and big whirlpool.

Palace.

Palace Massage Parlor UbonBright red light is illuminating the entrance to Palace Aap Nuat in the otherwise relatively quiet Phalochai Road. While the place as such has definitely seen better times, the same cannot be said of the massage girls most of whom are attractive and light skinned. Two categories and prices at Palace: 1,400 Baht and 1,700 Baht. The atmosphere with the narrow lobby and small and old rooms isn't that great at all, but if you pick the right girl it can still be very enjoyable. Oh, and they have Japanese porn running nonstop in the rooms and even better: mirrors on the walls.

I didn't try these places due to time restrictions so I will give them all a shot this next trip.

Long Beach.

Long Beach UbonLocated right behind the Pathumrat Hotel, Long Beach is the third massage parlor in Ubon Ratchathani. It has the biggest fishbowl of the three, but strange the selection is the worst. The four different prices at Long Beach are 1,000 Baht, 1,400 Baht, 1,700 Baht and 1,900 Baht.

Happy Ending Massage in Ubon Ratchathani:

Z-Through Spa where they tell you right upon entry that it's 699 Baht for an aroma massage plus 500 Baht for a hand job plus 500 Baht for body to body treatment.

Not my cup of tea but you might find a diamond in the ruff there.

I will be there again Jan 12-14 and will update on all of these again.

[Syzygies]

I had a good time. Since this post was long ago, I will update you again after my visit on January 12-14.

That would be good. No rush.

[Member #4591]

So how was mongering in Ubon? I will be in this situation some time in 2017.

I had a good time. Since this post was long ago, I will update you again after my visit on January 12-14.

[Syzygies]

On my way here now. Bangkok to Ubon 790 Baht. I can't believe this is all you found here. There are 3 sopies, 2 or 3 hostess bars and about 4 good clubs. I will report back tomorrow with my results.

So how was mongering in Ubon? I will be in this situation some time in 2017.

[Titanio]

It's next door to the Udon Hotel on Makkaeng Rd. I haven't been in there lately but I think there's a Thai-style massage place downstairs and a soapy up at the top.

Oscar soapy still seems to be going, behind the Charoensri Hotel on Phosi Rd. Unfortunately my favorite of them all, the one at the Udon Hotel, is gone.

That is correct. Downstairs in the yellow building is a fishbowl + reception. Rooms on floor 6. 2 hrs oil is 550 extra's 500/700/1000 but YMMV. Open from 10 AM. For the soapy take elevator to floor 8, but this is from 5 PM. No ideas about quality and prices.

[Betong]

Tried to find the Grand Naga hotel to report on the massage parlor, but couldn't find it.

It's next door to the Udon Hotel on Makkaeng Rd. I haven't been in there lately but I think there's a Thai-style massage place downstairs and a soapy up at the top.

Oscar soapy still seems to be going, behind the Charoensri Hotel on Phosi Rd. Unfortunately my favorite of them all, the one at the Udon Hotel, is gone.

[Amjeck]

Day and Night, there were some new ladies available asking 300 baht barfine and 1.5 k shorttime. None were worth the price.

Old beat bar girls are now asking 1. 5 for ST in Udon? Thailand just keeps getting worse. Amazing Thailand!

[Mosquito2002]

So.

How did it go?

Hope you got some photos too.

Hots.

Sorry for the delayed update.

Tried to find the Grand Naga hotel to report on the massage parlor, but couldn't find it. I wasn't driving and actually mistook the Karin hotel for the Naga. Asked, definitely no massage available at the Karin.

Nutty Park, things haven't changed in over a year. Same old ladies with very very poor selection on offer.

Day and Night, there were some new ladies available asking 300 baht barfine and 1. 5 k shorttime. None were worth the price.

FunBar had 3 doable ladies, talked to one and she wanted 300 barfine and 1. 7 k shorttime. She would of been worth it, I think. But she wasn't the one I wanted so passed. Hottie I wanted was already drunk and with a customer.

About 11 pm did a final walk along farang alley and found one nice lady at the bar almost directly across from the FunBar, 300/1. 5 k and the deal was done. Good time was had.

1 am wanted a snack so walked to the 711 and tuktuk drivers were offering Lao ladies (thought they were all deported).

Overall a fun night out.

[Wolvenvacht]

I had an overnight trip last Thursday and took a walk down the Soi, including Day & Night. It was very quiet, including at Night & Day and had a beer there. Just one, as I honestly didn't see anything that I would consider remotely doable. Got a good night's sleep, though.

As could be expected!

The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men

Gang aft agley,

An'lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,

For promis'd joy!

(Robert Burns, To a mouse)

[Tookay]

So.

How did it go?

Hope you got some photos too.

Hots.

I had an overnight trip last Thursday and took a walk down the Soi, including Day & Night. It was very quiet, including at Night & Day and had a beer there. Just one, as I honestly didn't see anything that I would consider remotely doable. Got a good night's sleep, though.

[HotShaneHot]

Any new ladies at Day and Night Complex, have a free nightout on Friday and planning on hitting the town hard??

Current Plan:

6 pm: Dinner at Nutty Park.

7 pm: After dinner tour Nutty Park.

7:05 pm: Leave Nutty Park for Day and Night (never seen any real hotties there worth my time).

7:10 pm: On Soi Farang (would think about doing a massage, any recommendations. Parlor and Lady).

7:15 or 8:15 pm (should I partake of a massage): quick walk-thru Day and Night, unless there is something interesting available will head back to the car and do a drive by..

So.

How did it go?

Hope you got some photos too.

Hots.

[Wolvenvacht]

Any new ladies at Day and Night Complex, have a free nightout on Friday and planning on hitting the town hard??

Current Plan:

6 pm: Dinner at Nutty Park.

7 pm: After dinner tour Nutty Park.

7:05 pm: Leave Nutty Park for Day and Night (never seen any real hotties there worth my time).

(. . . )

No plan ever survives contact with the enemy. .

Just go with the flow man, much better and less stressful.

[Mosquito2002]

any new ladies at day and night complex, have a free nightout on friday and planning on hitting the town hard??

Current plan:

6 pm: Dinner at nutty park.

7 pm: After dinner tour nutty park.

7:05 pm: Leave nutty park for day and night (never seen any real hotties there worth my time).

7:10 pm: On soi farang (would think about doing a massage, any recommendations. Parlor and lady).

7:15 or 8:15 pm (should i partake of a massage): Quick walk-thru day and night, unless there is something interesting available will head back to the car and do a drive by.

Grand naga and oscars (1 or 2 beers at each place).

* day and night, if something tickles my fancy will remain their working a deal for the night.

* grand naga, haven't been there in ages. So more to scope the place out.

* oscars, two or three time a month customer there. Once out of every 3 visits i might find something worth purchasing. Have to be picky when you're spending.

1600 or 2100, plus 500 baht tip.

Will be staying at top mansion.

24 hours to kick-off!

[Bumholes1]

Not seen any reports on Korat for quite a while.

Was in Korat one afternoon last week and visited the park. The concrete jungle is much the same as it has been for some years. However the lake at the southern end now has a wooden walkway and some benches -all beneath the trees. Much better, but the rats are still there in abundance.

Walked from the top end to the bottom and was accosted by many rough looking girls offering their services for 300/400 baht. Also 3 beggars tried to tap me up.

I eventually rested on a bench by the lake, and was accosted by 2 more rough women. Suddenly I saw this delightful lass standing next to me with a beautiful smile. She sat down and we talked. (in Thai) She was 22 and all of 43 kgs; at University and arrived on a motorbike. Parked nearby. We left together shortly thereafter for my hotel. Very shy both before and after the event, showered alone, but hey went wild on the bed and we both enjoyed it. 500 baht well spent.

[Mosquito2002]

Any new ladies at Day and Night Complex, have a free nightout on Friday and planning on hitting the town hard??

Current Plan:

6 pm: Dinner at Nutty Park.

7 pm: After dinner tour Nutty Park.

7:05 pm: Leave Nutty Park for Day and Night (never seen any real hotties there worth my time).

7:10 pm: On Soi Farang (would think about doing a massage, any recommendations. Parlor and Lady).

7:15 or 8:15 pm (should I partake of a massage): quick walk-thru Day and Night, unless there is something interesting available will head back to the car and do a drive by.

Grand Naga and Oscars (1 or 2 beers at each place).

* Day and Night, if something tickles my fancy will remain their working a deal for the night.

* Grand Naga, haven't been there in ages. So more to scope the place out.

* Oscars, two or three time a month customer there. Once out of every 3 visits I might find something worth purchasing. Have to be picky when you're spending.

1600 or 2100, plus 500 baht tip.

Will be staying at Top Mansion.