Sosua Reports

[Oakie]

I was looking for a long term rental a few months ago and inquired about several different condos and every time I was told by the condo owner or their agent "no prostitutes".

That's the "official" positiion of most high end condos. The management are renting out some very exclusive condos for individual absentee owners so they obviously don't want hoards of "prostitutes" wandering all over the place, stealing their stuff.

I have a rental agreement somewhere about four pages long, with a $500 security deposit. If you read it it explicitly says that all visiting guests must leave their ID with security, it does not mention "prostitutes".

Now we don't bring in drug addled, toothless skanks. Our chicas are presentable, but a couple of older gents like us coming through the gate with 22 year old spinners is not fooling anybody. But we are respectful and act like normal guests.

As Dickhead says, keep a sense of humor, and be "cool". !

And, smile! You're on vacation!

But remember, as always, YMMV.

(Still an all, it's a shame we have to smash the Rolex to show some Doubting Thomas, that there's no little magician inside!)

[Dickhead]

I was looking for a long term rental a few months ago and inquired about several different condos and every time I was told by the condo owner or their agent "no prostitutes".

That's not a prostitute, sir. That is my niece. If you don't believe me, just ask my other niece over there, the one with the big tits.

[Manizales911]

I don't know where you get your information from but my buddy and I are regulars at the first one I mentioned. We bring in all kinds of ladies, some as registered guests for a day or two, and some just casual pickups for an hour or two, or even all night.

They don't advertise it as "chica friendly" of course, but they cooperate with respectful guests and make sure you have a good time. The desk and security could not be more accommodating.

I remember mentioning cheap hourly rooms to rent on the strip at the back of a bar some last last year, without mentioning the name of the place which everybody knows anyway, but some smart ass jumped in and named the place on this International S.G. at a time when the local pols were looking for excuses to close bars for promoting prostitution. They were using Youtube and this ISG to prove their point. They even showed one of my posts.

I believe a little discretion and respect goes a long way but we obviously all roll differently.

I was looking for a long term rental a few months ago and inquired about several different condos and every time I was told by the condo owner or their agent "no prostitutes".

[Oakie]

Only if they are registered guests or if you are an owner of a condo, renters are not allowed to bring in street girls that have not been registered in advance.

I don't know where you get your information from but my buddy and I are regulars at the first one I mentioned. We bring in all kinds of ladies, some as registered guests for a day or two, and some just casual pickups for an hour or two, or even all night.

They don't advertise it as "chica friendly" of course, but they cooperate with respectful guests and make sure you have a good time. The desk and security could not be more accommodating.

I remember mentioning cheap hourly rooms to rent on the strip at the back of a bar some last last year, without mentioning the name of the place which everybody knows anyway, but some smart ass jumped in and named the place on this International S.G. at a time when the local pols were looking for excuses to close bars for promoting prostitution. They were using Youtube and this ISG to prove their point. They even showed one of my posts.

I believe a little discretion and respect goes a long way but we obviously all roll differently.

[Manizales911]

The two I mentioned are. I know this for fact.

They are not places for your loud drunken monger parties though

Only if they are registered guests or if you are an owner of a condo, renters are not allowed to bring in street girls that have not been registered in advance.

[Oakie]

They are also not chica friendly.

The two I mentioned are. I know this for fact.

They are not places for your loud drunken monger parties though

[Manizales911]

Say it isn't so? The last time I went (about 2 months ago?) it was 700 pesos. I usually tip 100 pesos. But if it is 900 now, I would not be surprised since this is high season, with so many tourists, snowbirds, expats and mongers around.

I recently tried another spot two doors down from City Lights (in the direction of Cabarete). It's on Pedro Clisante and Dr. Stern is on the opposite side of the street. Several ladies sit outside available for a regular massage. They want 700 pesos. My massage lady was good but, not as good as Kika's in my opinion. The only reason I went to them is because Kika's was booked up with appointments. Thats how popular Kika massage parlor is.

It's entirely possible that it was 700,I last went there at least six months ago, that's why I wrote "I think". It must have been 700 and I gave her 200 tip, I was just that impressed with the quality of the massage, most massage places here suck, and not in a good way.

[Manizales911]

If you don't mind high prices, try the newer high end condos on the beach East of Casa Marina.

Infiniti Blu, Blue Bayou and the others are all near the new Gansvoort Ocean Club. All have blazing broadband.

"Home away from Home" is one of many listing agencies that cater to that market, and has a good selection.

They are also not chica friendly.

[Oakie]

Is there a place I can rent in Sosua for a few weeks with really good internet (10 MBps or better)? I do not mind pay high prices. If so I can work remotely and conduct business in the USA etc.

If you don't mind high prices, try the newer high end condos on the beach East of Casa Marina.

Infiniti Blu, Blue Bayou and the others are all near the new Gansvoort Ocean Club. All have blazing broadband.

"Home away from Home" is one of many listing agencies that cater to that market, and has a good selection.

[MS Clive]

Is there a place I can rent in Sosua for a few weeks with really good internet (10 MBps or better)? I do not mind pay high prices. If so I can work remotely and conduct business in the USA etc.

[Wrx2005]

Kika's is the best. They are upstairs in the little plaza near City Lights. Last time I was there I think it was 900 pesos, no happy endings.

Say it isn't so? The last time I went (about 2 months ago?) it was 700 pesos. I usually tip 100 pesos. But if it is 900 now, I would not be surprised since this is high season, with so many tourists, snowbirds, expats and mongers around.

I recently tried another spot two doors down from City Lights (in the direction of Cabarete). It's on Pedro Clisante and Dr. Stern is on the opposite side of the street. Several ladies sit outside available for a regular massage. They want 700 pesos. My massage lady was good but, not as good as Kika's in my opinion. The only reason I went to them is because Kika's was booked up with appointments. Thats how popular Kika massage parlor is.

[JamesBlack007]

Kika's is the best. They are upstairs in the little plaza near City Lights. Last time I was there I think it was 900 pesos, no happy endings.

Exactly the reply I was looking for. Thanks!

[Manizales911]

Morning gentlemen,

Got another inquiry. Anyone recommend an outstanding massage parlor? Doesn't have to be full service. A great massage is what I'm truly after.

Usually I try to check out the higher end resorts and see if I can use their services but at first glance the prices seems to be crazy high. Looking for like 90+ USD for an hour. 50 USD an hour is pretty much my max.

Kika's is the best. They are upstairs in the little plaza near City Lights. Last time I was there I think it was 900 pesos, no happy endings.

[Oakie]

Morning gentlemen,

Got another inquiry. Anyone recommend an outstanding massage parlor? Doesn't have to be full service. A great massage is what I'm truly after.

Usually I try to check out the higher end resorts and see if I can use their services but at first glance the prices seems to be crazy high. Looking for like 90+ USD for an hour. 50 USD an hour is pretty much my max.

There are 2 parlors in the Orange store Shopping Center just to the left of Bailey's restaurant, M&M and one other.

I never had a shop massage in Sosua, but I heard they are both good and give a legit massage. Around $30.

Quality of course depends on the provider on duty.

If you walk around town they will be calling out to you from storefront locations too. But buyer beware.

[Klove48]

Morning gentlemen,

Got another inquiry. Anyone recommend an outstanding massage parlor? Doesn't have to be full service. A great massage is what I'm truly after.

Usually I try to check out the higher end resorts and see if I can use their services but at first glance the prices seems to be crazy high. Looking for like 90+ USD for an hour. 50 USD an hour is pretty much my max.

I guess to each his own but I've received a few great massages for 800 pesos that are comparable to my high end masseuse back home. I guess you got to shop around until you find one of your liking but I would never pay $50 US for a massage in Sosua. Can't think of the streets right off the top of my head but there new on on the strip that gets facials as well as body massages. Peace.