Berlin

[Steve 9696]

See the Artemis thread for the other two days. This was the middle day.

So for newbies a couple things to know about these brothel and massage options. The first is they close at 10 PM (rarely 11) and that is of course just when I am getting free of work. The second is these places are COMPLETELY unmarked! There is just one of those apartment buzzer systems and the place listed in small print. And then you go in a dark building. Yikes. This is intimidating if you are not expecting it. Specifics below.

Got a late start around 8:45 or so and thought I'the try Paris 5. First of all super hard to find. Uber dropped me but there was no obvious storefront. First tip is the address is at 3 not 5 like you might think as randomly trying to find it. I then figured out it was 3 and found the little apartment buzzers and they buzzed me in. You enter a pitch black basically deserted looking building with a few doors leading off the lobby. If you persist as I did with your iPhone flashlight I end up in a spooky deserted courtyard. I decided at that point to regroup and went and pressed the buzzer again. I asked how to find them and they said they were all full and I couldn't go.

Near panic mode now as it's 905 and the next best bet Liberty closes at 10! Got an Uber over and this is even scarier from the outside. Nasty street with Caligula 45 fuck all you want a couple doors down (imagine the quality offering there if you will). Had to ask in a bar and got pointed to it. Same weird apartment building deal and buzz in. Completely dark and spooky like Paris No 5. You have to persist up to the third floor. And this is where it gets interesting. Inside this nasty industrial building is a little gem. It's like a boutique hotel! Decorated in antiques. Plush velour bathrobes. Your mind will be blown trying to wrap your head around the inside Versus outside. REALLY high class faculty.

It being less than an hour from closing time on a Monday I had only two girls to choose from. The first girl was very plain. Not ugly. Just not pretty. My thought was "yeah I could let her blow me". But then the second girl came and she was just my type. Very pretty Latina named Dianna (German born and bred) with a small bit of tummy and stretch marks there (after the lingerie was shed) but a really pretty face, nice set of manmades (with enough natural to feel nice) and some well done BJ lips.

We had a super nice hour long GFE experience (apparently you can run past closing as long as you start before it). It was 140 for room and basic. 20 for BJ and 20 for kissing. Great kisser and super wet and responsive DATY, top notch slow and slurpy BJ and great sex in all the usual positions. She asked if I wanted to CIM and I asked how much. She said 10. I almost laughed. Bring it on baby! Shattering CIM finish, nice cleanup, and parting kiss. I got to see her in her street clothes (just jeans and a top) afterwards and she looked smokin hot that way too.

Nice venue and nice girl. Definitely recommend if you can book her. Don't be afraid of the neighborhood or the dark lobby. Persist to the third floor and prepare to be amazed!

So I noticed the recent inquiry on Liberty and so I am bumping my post from a month ago. Has some good detail on both locale and pricing plus I would recommend Diana and repeat with her. She also earned nicest looking pussy of the year from 29 entrants in 2018! So not half bad! (Note there were only 2 girls there, so I got lucky with her).

Oh and two updates learned after this post. Look for a lighted switch on the floor to turn on lobby lights — who knew? And i was lightly chastised for the “nasty” description. Let’s go with seedy? (Just the surroundings — AL itself is amazingly luxe.

[Nooky Ninja]

I've tried to do some research before posting. I am looking to attend Berlin on the 21st December so looking to hit some good brothels / massage places on the Friday and December, even though I think it will be pretty quiet!..I wonder if any of these places will be busy?Thanks.

Obviously -All will be quieter. You just need to call ahead and ask (bordellos and massage) if someone you fancy is in. Artemis might be ok as it is last weekend before family repression, though for sure some girls will leave. Really impossible to predict. Polish girls might leave as they have religious traditional family values strong at certain times of year. Russian Orthodox Church celebrates much later 7 January) so practitioners may still be practicing. Many Berlin girls will likely be gone. Flight prices go up as of 15 Dec etc. Christmas obviously will be slower but may offer surprises and chill atmosphere.

Sensual Massage might be option-and they are often "flexible".

And just in general, and true also for e.g. Paris- really any massage place-what goes on between 2 people in a room will depend on mood, chemistry, and euros. Ninja have very surprising, unexpected experiences sometimes, but never a sure thing. More likely with repeat customer.

Who knows maybe holiday time will offer possibilities. Report on your adventures.

[Steve 9696]

Had a great time in Berlin visiting some of the massage parlours there.

Went to Paris no 5 and had a session with Ruby. https://www.paris-no5.de/de/team . Nice body, has a little belly but no big deal. Great silky smooth skin and amazing breasts. Spent 1.5 hours with her. Happy ending only, she doesn't do anything else.

My understanding is all girls at PN5 are HJ only. That is why You get some real hotties. Probably worth it as an experience to mix in on an early night.

[AlexInCairo72]

Had a great time in Berlin visiting some of the massage parlours there.

Went to Paris no 5 and had a session with Ruby. https://www.paris-no5.de/de/team . Nice body, has a little belly but no big deal. Great silky smooth skin and amazing breasts. Spent 1.5 hours with her. Happy ending only, she doesn't do anything else.

[EnglandManiac]

I've tried to do some research before posting. I am looking to attend Berlin on the 21st December so looking to hit some good brothels / massage places on the Friday and December, even though I think it will be pretty quiet!

Definitely would want to go to FKK Artemis and potentially Liberty and Paris No 5. Any recommendations around this time, as it's holiday season I wonder if any of these places will be busy?

Thanks.

[Dr Quest]

So just for my reference, you're saying a half hour with Aida was 40 for the room and 60 for the girl? Was that her going rate? Jenny the same? Thanks for the most informative report.

I went to Royal again last week, it was not the first time for me. But I noticed that the prices are higher then before now. I had to give 40 for the room and the girl asked me 60, even for just 30 minutes. So 100 for 30 minutes. I think is getting too expensive, for who don't have high budget but want something decent. Anyway higher than other bordell.

But. The pics are usually quite reliable, I think the average of the girls is higher than other bordell, it's easy to find very beautiful girls, so the pics are usually reliable. But even if they are beautiful you can't be sure that you will get a very good service and a very GF attitude. Professional, but without many transport. So it's time to ask yourself if is better a beautiful semi-cold girl expensive, or a less beautiful girl, more hot and for less money.

For the statistics, last time I had time with Aida, she looks like the pics, for my standard she is a goddess, breathtaking, professional, but not very hot in the action. I had anyway good time Handling that Young perfect body.

Other time I spent time with a blond girl that was not in the list, again 90 of damage for 30 min, for a total average service.

I also took two more time Jenny, she looks like the pic, the first time it was a dream, she was super hot, then I want back with her again and I had an average service. As usual it's a lot about luck!

[Nooky Ninja]

Hello Ninja, I dunno know, if I am an expert, but at least I have an opinion. And opinion and experience shows, that even with money in your pocket, chemistry is everything and if missing, it will destroy the whole meeting. And blindly believing these pictures is the first step towards disappointment.

Great post, danke. Ninja submit for Report of Distinction

[Piefke]

Sorry, I need a little help with the abbreviations. What is EW, what is AP, and what is EBW? And who is M? Thanks.

EW = EBW = http://erlebniswohnung.com/home.

AP = https://www.anni-porsche.de/.

"M" I think, it is the EW master - 'Mustafa'.

[Dr Quest]

Sorry, I need a little help with the abbreviations. What is EW, what is AP, and what is EBW? And who is M? Thanks.

Hi fellows,

AP is a lot of fun. I will be back in the spring and look forward to seeing my old friends. The atmosphere is very cozy. But the service can be a bit lackadaisical at times and most action is still covered. But the girls like a good licking, so I am happy. A few girls are quite pretty as well by my standards and are never rushed, which is a nice change fro the frantic pace at EW.

How is EW these days. I have heard that M now organizes real GBs in the other place he has in the same building. Any info much appreciated. Are there other GB parties in Berlin that I am unaware of? Berlintim posts a lot f stuff but maybe I missed something.

Danke schon.

[BaltiX]

http://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc/...splay.php?f=10

https://www.ladies-forum.de/forumdisplay.php?9-Berlin

https://www.lustscout.to/forum/forum...?fid=95&page=1

https://www.poppreport.com/

Thanks for links.

[Piefke]

As along as the girl is verified and / or has a review you should be fine. BTW, is there a local forum for the Berlin sex scene?

http://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc/...splay.php?f=10

https://www.ladies-forum.de/forumdisplay.php?9-Berlin

https://www.lustscout.to/forum/forum...?fid=95&page=1

https://www.poppreport.com/

[Piefke]

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But as Saxxxo says below from his Royal screwing, chemistry everything and hot looks don't always mean hot time. Very important advice.
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Piefke you are east (and west) Berlin expert - you have thoughts on places and prices vs Royal?

Hello Ninja, I dunno know, if I am an expert, but at least I have an opinion. And opinion and experience shows, that even with money in your pocket, chemistry is everything and if missing, it will destroy the whole meeting. And blindly believing these pictures is the first step towards disappointment. It is advertizing. You are lucky, if it is really from the girl and if the girl updates her pictures once in 5 years.

Berlinintim is flooded with hot looking women, asking for 140 E per hour for indifferent service (http://www.all-privat.de/). Always changing, always new girls, met 2 of them 2-3 years ago and was disappointed from service and appearance (was just different) - I am cured and never called them again (only exception: russian brunette Nicole. Not a photoshop bride, but long haired nice MILF, which clearly states her service for a single price, does not haggle, but delivers, see my older report).

Next chain gang is the berlinescort etc. Advertizing Happy hour prices. I have not met them in Outcall, just in their cave at Foerer street. Beautiful pictures of girls, not to be found in the location. I have nothing against them and their business, but I am just annoyed about indifferent reports, which praise them without reason. And a happy hour price of 75 is a sure sign to expect upselling. You will get sex, but no honey moon.

That said, I was never to Royal, as I do not like the menu thing and overall I find it too expensive. Danger of disappointment is too high for me. I mean, if the girl does not deliver kisses and DATY out of their own with a smile, it is it surely not worth the money. If they do not kiss completely, fine! Its a decision and service can still be good and satisfying. But ordering something from the menu and pay extra for it, it means you want to have it urgently and you will stick to details and price. It destroy the mood. And things depending on sympathy will not be better with a price tag! (although I agree, that extraordinary services like anal and BDSM deserve extra payment).

Overall I made my best experiences not with young girls, which try to earn a Benz for themself or their pimp in 1-2 month, but with mature woman, which are a little bit more relaxed in their look at life and work. They know their limits, know the business and want to see you come back. Either they are hardened sex workers, then you loose just 100 Euro and and gain experience (to avoid them) or you have a good time with them and see, how they appreciate it, when you give a tip on top. And as my sexual activities do not last one hour, I appreciate it, if they know, how to arouse me a little bit longer or if they are able to communicate and talk a little bit.

I believe, good service is still available in the 100-120 E price range. (1 h. Less time is not satisfacory for me. I do not travel 1 h to get a 20 min hand job) In locations like Maria-Rot (2 x), Lady Blond, Koenig (http://www.diskrete-adresse.de/), Pension Schilling (http://www.ps-sex.de/) and Anonymescort (In / Out, with clear prices. Good basis of 100 E and some extras) - AE is the only place, which (in my opinion) have ridiculous beautiful professional pictures of their constantly changing team, which are truely from the girl and quite recent. However, be aware, pictures are really professionaly produced and enhanced. However, the girls usually post actual selfies on markt-de. Overall, they are usually younger than I like.

Markt-de is flooded with changing advertizings for east european women offering sex for 80-90 E per hour. Girls changing a lot, no german language, a little bit english, they deliver a quick basic service and send you away after you finished. They never deliver one hour. Pictures are always wrong. Apart from the hair color no information is valid. Text of the adverts is always very similar. It promises everything. Do not count on it.

Then there are these chains of erotic massage parlors with mostly east-european young and mature women all over Berlin, where you pay 100 E per hour for naked massage and hand relief. If you accept this limit and do not push and try to penetrate anything or anybody, you will get surely a good time, which can go a long way until almost petting. If you did enjoyed the first meeting (chemistry!) and return, the service and play will be more and more enjoyable (no pentrations though). If not, you only lost a 100 E.

Then there are independent providers in single apartments which are hit and miss. Either try for yourself or read the forums.

Mature women: Sometimes the entry price tag seems high, but service is great and unrushed. Example: Sinaida (see on omello site): asks for 150 E per hour for the complete service. And let you go only after 1. 5 h, when you are positively exhausted. She is a great woman!

As for the WOW factor: How you appreciate a look of a woman depends totally on you. But if you search for the 'usual' Barbie look, check out Valentina (https://www.escort-dame27.de/) - beautiful, completely natural slim blond russian lady (no silicon, no botox). Pictures are correct, professionally made, but not enhanced, she looks exactly as her pictures, slim, smiling, well kept: normal service, everything save, no kissing for 130 E per hour. Is a little bit a clock watcher, shower is inside the hour, but the hour has 60 min, not less. Nice service (massage, mutual french and sex) and nice chatting afterwards. I meet her once in while and enjoy it. Thats for the trophy list.

[Nooky Ninja]

And I realize that you say that the pics have been photoshopped some, but WOW. Are the women at Royal really even close to how hot they look in the photos?

Man you need to calm down. Especially as you cannot really see faces at Royal Page so not clear (LOL) how hot they are. Photoshopping is to blur faces (obviously).

Go to BerlinIntim look in bordello section, it is all more or less the same at all mid & higher range bordellos-lots of attractive girls. Nothing super special about Royal girls. Place is nice but it is among more expensive, and other places almost or as nice. Plenty of these apartments all over east and west Berlin. Choices as good at vanKampen and Prestige, Liberty, Ginas Tango Rose, and in east Maria Rot (3 flats in east Berlin), Lady Blond and for less money.

Ninja gave you price ideas-ranges but you have to discuss with each girl in specific situation -unlikely "extras" will double if you stay 2 hours. Best is start with 45 min and then extend longer in session if so great. Start price is time, CBJ, usually DATY, and sex. Anything else is extra but it vary with girl-some will kiss anyway, some will not even if you pay. You must always discuss in room, then pay - sometimes room cost to house mother, and then separate to girl, sometimes all at once to girl. Nothing to stress over. Most speak english just be sure everybody understand expectations. Some do outcall though this will be more euros but you can ask on telephone, or even in session if you want to see them again.

But as Saxxxo says below from his Royal screwing, chemistry everything and hot looks don't always mean hot time. Very important advice.

BerlinIntim has ads for many options. https://www.berlinintim.de/bordell-berlin.html. There are other more down market apartments but you can decide on taste.

Piefke you are east (and west) Berlin expert - you have thoughts on places and prices vs Royal?

[RoSteele]

Pictures reliable, rates vary e.g. 120 kiss and BJ for 45 min at Liberty, maybe 150-160 at Royal. Those are "total" price -room plus girl. Places list room price separate due to law and Finanzamt issues. Extras roughly double the cost (in total). vanKampen also a good option (1 min walk from Heidelbergerplatz S/U Bahn).

Taxis 15-20 depend on traffic. All very easy to reach by very good public transit, cost 2.70, and can be quicker. Royal right at Bundesplatz you / S Bahn, Liberty not far from you Wittenbergplatz (or 2 quick busses from Mitte) - use http://www.bvg.de has english route planner.

All Berlin apartments have separate threads thanks to Bobo. Make search http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...rmany-Brothels.

And I realize that you say that the pics have been photoshopped some, but WOW. Are the women at Royal really even close to how hot they look in the photos?

[RoSteele]

Pictures reliable, rates vary e.g. 120 kiss and BJ for 45 min at Liberty, maybe 150-160 at Royal. Those are "total" price -room plus girl. Places list room price separate due to law and Finanzamt issues. Extras roughly double the cost (in total). vanKampen also a good option (1 min walk from Heidelbergerplatz S/U Bahn).

Taxis 15-20 depend on traffic. All very easy to reach by very good public transit, cost 2.70, and can be quicker. Royal right at Bundesplatz you / S Bahn, Liberty not far from you Wittenbergplatz (or 2 quick busses from Mitte) - use http://www.bvg.de has english route planner.

All Berlin apartments have separate threads thanks to Bobo. Make search http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...rmany-Brothels.

Thanks again! Coming from the US, it seems that the costs are a bit a la carte (pay for different thnigs that you want). What in general, does the base price cover? I see that there are often extra costs for kissing, french, DATY, massages. In the US, these costs are almost always included in the base cost. Is there a difference in the base services between these places? Do you generally make arrangements once you are in the room with the woman and then pay her on the spot? What if I also want to spend 2 hours with her? Are the add on costs double (eg 20 E extra per hour)?

Sorry for all the questions, but this is a bit "foreign" to me.

I'm anxious to meet a provider or two while there and don't want to run short of money or be too surprised when the cost comes out a bit more than anticipated.