Bangkok Reports

[Gargano19]

After a hot streak of Thai Friendly from better part of last month to almost end of this month, I believe I have reached a "monger's block". Every time, I open the app, I see the nearly the same girls every time. Saying that, I always apply a age filter. The girls I see, 80% of them either.

I've already met.

Or have told me they're not freelancers.

Or don't want to meet me.

Or I don't want to meet them.

Or ask for bizarre charges.

I see 2-3 new girls in a day, worth sending message but I feel TF is slowly reaching it's saturation now.

Does anyone uses any other dating site like in Bangkok? What you think of ThaiCupid?

P.S.: Maybe it's time for me to re-visit the nana plaza.

[AdamBastard]

I too had the opportunity to book Angelica mid October via Smooci and was very pleased. The first time I saw her profile I decided to book her. But when I wanted to renew the experience I never saw her show up again on the website. I assumed she had left.

I signed up for premium and sent her a message. She replied instantly and gave me her WhatsApp to make a future booking. I think she has a lot of repeat customers so she doesn't really need to get on Smooci often.

[TempStories]

Tried this new girl. Claimed to be 4 days old, been massaging in Korea for last 2 years. Has a baby but does not show anywhere on stomach. Boobs are neither sagging not perky. B cup. I think about 25 yr old. Cannot do A+. Good thing about new girls are that they get horny very easily and bad thing is that they get tired too easily. So optimum case is to keep them horny and not let them come as long as possible. If you find multi-orgasmic young girl, you have hit a jackpot.

Anyways, too much of philosophy. Back to Nikki. She has a good built. She is not thin and not fat. I like good muscle on legs but thin waist, which makes her hips look amazing. She was not happy with long BBBJ so I had to break it into 3 different BJ sessions in 90 min. In terms of fucking, tried both doggy variations and frontal ones. She insisted on doggy and got horny whenever I was doing her in that positions. Utilized 75 of my 90 min fucking her. I was the first customer of the day and she claimed she was very tired after the session. All in all, good new girl addition in SW. Only problem was that I could not do CIM since she kept on taking the dick out every few min while sucking. Someone needs to teach her deep throat and longer sucking.

Mimi has left SW.

[WrongGuy]

Have been here two days. Had a first in call visist from a TF girl. From Phuket. 25-30 yrs old (said 24). Womanly body with be cup natural. Good service, gets going easily, BBBJ CIM OK. Has braces on and I never had this experience before. 1500 TBH for 2 hours, 2 pops. Gave a 100 in tip as just had that left in smaller denomination and she was very pleased.

Still have not found good coffee to the Australian standard though prices are almost same. 100 TBH for large flat whits with 2 shots.

First night tried an Indian restaurant and it sucked so much that I had to tell the chef and manager that it is the worst biryani I have ever had. Don't remember the name of restaurant but it is on Sukhmvit Road, staff wearing yellow shirts.

There are heaps of FL on TF asking around 2000-2500 and some are stunning.

Meeting an H&M girl today. And an cute little accountant tomorrow. 2000-2500 TBH. I request a 2 hrs session with 2 pops.

[Nyezhov]

Not sure if you are taking the "mickey" or if this did happen, but if you did fire up a doobie in the streets of BKK you have more courage than I have. The brown bombers would just love the opportunity to bust a farang with a joint.

Well sometimes desire and opportunity don't match.

[Dion Cassius]

I'm wrapping up a 3-day tour in Bangkok and wanted to share this epic adventure:

Tue at 1600 Wood bar. Lingling. Recommended by mamasan as best DT. She says she's 29, probably older. OK face but distracting mole between eyes. Slim, deflated tits, no ass but this is just a BJ, so who cares. Average to above average technique, knows how to use her long tongue, but the session was a bit rushed. 1,000 baht. 6/10.

Tue at 2000 Smooci. Angelica. 19, Filipina, 160 cm, 40 kg, good english. Perfect Asian GFE. Cute face but slightly spaced out teeth; not bad but could use braces. Amazing tiny and firm body with small tits and tight little bald pussy. Decent BBBJ, great FS, excellent GFE. She has been in Bangkok since October after splitting up with her boyfriend she was traveling with. She's on an 8 month visa, so she might not be available here for long. 2 HR /5,000 baht. 9/10.

Wed at 1500 New Bangkok Escort. Valentine. 21,146 cm, 38 kg, basic English. A tiny little sex kitten with an adorable face and soft body. Not chubby but not toned. Good sized tits, a squishy ass, and tight pussy. Nervous but playful attitude. On par with Angelica in every way, except her English wasn't great. 2 HR /5,000 baht. 9/10.

Wed at 2200 Bangkok Golden Escorts. Pim & Bell. I didn't confirm ages; website says 21 & 28 but maybe each a couple years older. Pim is gorgeous and everything I want in a girl: adorable face, amazing, natural tits, slim body, and beautiful tanned skin. She's friendly, although a bit shy and reserved, but that makes her seem innocent, which is a huge turn on. Bell has a more mature look, fair skin with bolt ONS and a pretty firm body. She's a very experienced provider and knows what guys want. Amazing 3-way experience and I could not ask for more from these two girls. Lots of different positions, but my best memories will be double BBBJ and watching Pim play with a toy, while I fucked Bell in the ass. Only downside with booking threesomes is when the girls chat with each other in Thai and I have to sit there looking clueless. 2 HR /16,000. 9/10.

Thu at 1300 Doki Doki. Kyoko. Originally booked Kiss but when I showed up the girl said she was on her period so I went with Kyoko. OK face, chubby girl but firm breasts with thick ass and legs. Bubbly personality makes up for looks and she's an amazing provider. Great B2B, BBBJ and FS, decent Thai massage. She had multiple orgasms during FS and she couldn't get enough. If she was more physically attractive she'the be 10/10 for sure. 90 min /3,500.8/10.

Thu at 1800 La Belle. Pang #D41.22,157 cm, 42 kg, 200 CC bolt ONS, OK English. With her facial features, good makeup, and tiny body type, she looks like a Thai Ariana Grande. Seriously! Tight little body with man made breasts that fit her perfectly with no scarring. Just a super cute girl and excellent provider. She did everything and took a pounding like a champ. She was so sexy, I wanted to DATY, but she declined. Other than that, no complaints and I highly recommend her. 90 min /6500.9/10.

Thu at 2200 Baccara. Tan. Didn't ask her age but probably late 20's to early 30's, 157 cm, probably under 50 kg, the size bolt ONS, decent English but for some reason kept speaking to me in Thai. She has dark skin and exotic features: wavy hair, with thick, fake eyelashes and heavy makeup made her look Indian or Persian. I didn't see her naked at the gogo, but when I was feeling her up, everything felt pretty tight and I didn't notice anything out of place. Come to find out she has a see section scar and a bit of baby damage, but nothing too horrible. Pussy wasn't as tight as I like, the sex wasn't bad, but everything was super rushed. I enjoyed squirting lotion on her tits for TF and busting all over her chest. I've never seen a girl in such a hurry to leave after a session to get back to the club. 3000 baht ST + 1240 for BF & 2 LD. 5/10.

Fri at 0500 Smooci. Lamia. 28, African from Batswana, 155 cm, probably over 50 kg, good English. Body looked better in pics, she had C tits but they were flat, a little beer belly, but a bubble butt and skinny legs. Gave a decent BBBJ, but had no passion when she got into CG. I tried a bunch of different positions but she seemed to only like reverse CG with me controlling and doggy. Very mediocre performance by her. 1 HR /5000 baht. 6/10.

Fri at 0900 Smooci. Maria. 25 (but probably a few years older), Filipina / Peruvian mix, 168 cm, maybe 55-60 kg, 36 D+ and huge ass. I booked her out of pure curiosity of her ethnic mix and body type, but this turned out to be an amazing experience. Spicy Latina mixed with the outgoing Filipina personality and a body that defies all logic. She says she's all natural and I honestly couldn't tell. I was squeezing the shit out of her ass and tits and couldn't find any signs of plastic. Amazing PSE, on par with anything you've seen in a video. Not my usual type of girl but I'll be damned if that wasn't the craziest sex I've ever had. 1 HR /8000 baht. 10/10.

I too had the opportunity to book Angelica mid October via Smooci and was very pleased. The first time I saw her profile I decided to book her. But when I wanted to renew the experience I never saw her show up again on the website. I assumed she had left.

[Siamsin]

And sure enough the phone rings, and I hear "Mr Kumbu sir, your guest is leaving, is everything in order?" My first thought was "Well, her asshole is royally sucked, her pussy is fabulously fucked, and my dick is monumentally limp, so yes, things are just about in order. " But instead of saying that, I said "Yes, thank you" and hung up the phone. Kumbu.

LOL. Well done mate, thoroughly enjoyed the reports. Thank you for sharing the stories in such a descriptive, amusing and informative manner. As weird as this might sound, I'm sure there's plenty of us that can't wait for you to get laid in the p4 p scene again, just to read your report about it. Haha.

[Stykler]

I zipped up, fired up a doobie and hopped on the train.

I love Bangkok.

Not sure if you are taking the "mickey" or if this did happen, but if you did fire up a doobie in the streets of BKK you have more courage than I have. The brown bombers would just love the opportunity to bust a farang with a joint.

[Kantero]

Hey all mongers!

Thanks a lot for your replies guys. I'm coming back with a little feedback to what you suggested.

I can confirm that "looking for a serious relationship only" is just a pose. Picked up one girl I really liked but had this nonsense in her profile. Asked for her Line and started chatting. Wanted to go slow with her, we exchanged some pics. After just a few messages she suggested we meet. And then just a few texts more, she asked if she can accompany me to my hotel after our meet-up. I was like WOW, seriously, OK, no problem. And now she keeps asking if we can do this and that and of some things she is asking to do, my eyes are just popping out. Only limit is a threesome, but still. So now, I have a week in BKK of free sex with this sex crazed nympho.

So thanks again guys and long live all the mongers!

I can only tell you what I've observed plus what one buddy has observed. In my experience, wanting a "serious relationship only" means she wants a long term serious relation and she's willing to fuck your brains out on night one to get it. By the way, serious relationship in Thailand means the man pays a whole lot of the woman's expenses.

My first ThaiFriendly date told me many times that there would be no sex and I had to get a separate hotel room for her and her girlfriend. But, 10 minutes after we said goodnight she was at my door wearing a teddy bear nighty and we were fucking a short time later.

In the last 3 years my buddy has actually turned 3 different ThaiFriendly women into his fiance without paying for sex, and the last fiance is now his wife. The most expensive pussy is the free pussy. They are not all prostitutes.

[Nyezhov]

Kumbos posts are so poetic they inspire me.

So here is my report for election night when Thermae was closed.

I saw her on the street lined up with all the other girls in front of Thermae. She was hot and skinny. I was feeling like a cheap Charlie, plus I wanted to get on the BTS before it shut down. So, I took her around the corner to a dumpster where she dropped to her knees for 1000 B. I finished in 2 minutes, she spit; I zipped up, fired up a doobie and hopped on the train.

I love Bangkok.

[Blanquiceleste]

"I doth protest! You sir, are a scoundrel!"

Nay! Thou sir, are the finest storyteller across lands far and wide.

The person who coined the idiom "a picture is worth a thousand words" should have read these reports earlier to making such an observation. Thoroughly enjoyed reading them. Thank you.

[AdamBastard]

I'm wrapping up a 3-day tour in Bangkok and wanted to share this epic adventure:

Tue at 1600 Wood bar. Lingling. Recommended by mamasan as best DT. She says she's 29, probably older. OK face but distracting mole between eyes. Slim, deflated tits, no ass but this is just a BJ, so who cares. Average to above average technique, knows how to use her long tongue, but the session was a bit rushed. 1,000 baht. 6/10.

Tue at 2000 Smooci. Angelica. 19, Filipina, 160 cm, 40 kg, good english. Perfect Asian GFE. Cute face but slightly spaced out teeth; not bad but could use braces. Amazing tiny and firm body with small tits and tight little bald pussy. Decent BBBJ, great FS, excellent GFE. She has been in Bangkok since October after splitting up with her boyfriend she was traveling with. She's on an 8 month visa, so she might not be available here for long. 2 HR /5,000 baht. 9/10.

Wed at 1500 New Bangkok Escort. Valentine. 21,146 cm, 38 kg, basic English. A tiny little sex kitten with an adorable face and soft body. Not chubby but not toned. Good sized tits, a squishy ass, and tight pussy. Nervous but playful attitude. On par with Angelica in every way, except her English wasn't great. 2 HR /5,000 baht. 9/10.

Wed at 2200 Bangkok Golden Escorts. Pim & Bell. I didn't confirm ages; website says 21 & 28 but maybe each a couple years older. Pim is gorgeous and everything I want in a girl: adorable face, amazing, natural tits, slim body, and beautiful tanned skin. She's friendly, although a bit shy and reserved, but that makes her seem innocent, which is a huge turn on. Bell has a more mature look, fair skin with bolt ONS and a pretty firm body. She's a very experienced provider and knows what guys want. Amazing 3-way experience and I could not ask for more from these two girls. Lots of different positions, but my best memories will be double BBBJ and watching Pim play with a toy, while I fucked Bell in the ass. Only downside with booking threesomes is when the girls chat with each other in Thai and I have to sit there looking clueless. 2 HR /16,000. 9/10.

Thu at 1300 Doki Doki. Kyoko. Originally booked Kiss but when I showed up the girl said she was on her period so I went with Kyoko. OK face, chubby girl but firm breasts with thick ass and legs. Bubbly personality makes up for looks and she's an amazing provider. Great B2B, BBBJ and FS, decent Thai massage. She had multiple orgasms during FS and she couldn't get enough. If she was more physically attractive she'the be 10/10 for sure. 90 min /3,500.8/10.

Thu at 1800 La Belle. Pang #D41.22,157 cm, 42 kg, 200 CC bolt ONS, OK English. With her facial features, good makeup, and tiny body type, she looks like a Thai Ariana Grande. Seriously! Tight little body with man made breasts that fit her perfectly with no scarring. Just a super cute girl and excellent provider. She did everything and took a pounding like a champ. She was so sexy, I wanted to DATY, but she declined. Other than that, no complaints and I highly recommend her. 90 min /6500.9/10.

Thu at 2200 Baccara. Tan. Didn't ask her age but probably late 20's to early 30's, 157 cm, probably under 50 kg, the size bolt ONS, decent English but for some reason kept speaking to me in Thai. She has dark skin and exotic features: wavy hair, with thick, fake eyelashes and heavy makeup made her look Indian or Persian. I didn't see her naked at the gogo, but when I was feeling her up, everything felt pretty tight and I didn't notice anything out of place. Come to find out she has a see section scar and a bit of baby damage, but nothing too horrible. Pussy wasn't as tight as I like, the sex wasn't bad, but everything was super rushed. I enjoyed squirting lotion on her tits for TF and busting all over her chest. I've never seen a girl in such a hurry to leave after a session to get back to the club. 3000 baht ST + 1240 for BF & 2 LD. 5/10.

Fri at 0500 Smooci. Lamia. 28, African from Batswana, 155 cm, probably over 50 kg, good English. Body looked better in pics, she had C tits but they were flat, a little beer belly, but a bubble butt and skinny legs. Gave a decent BBBJ, but had no passion when she got into CG. I tried a bunch of different positions but she seemed to only like reverse CG with me controlling and doggy. Very mediocre performance by her. 1 HR /5000 baht. 6/10.

Fri at 0900 Smooci. Maria. 25 (but probably a few years older), Filipina / Peruvian mix, 168 cm, maybe 55-60 kg, 36 D+ and huge ass. I booked her out of pure curiosity of her ethnic mix and body type, but this turned out to be an amazing experience. Spicy Latina mixed with the outgoing Filipina personality and a body that defies all logic. She says she's all natural and I honestly couldn't tell. I was squeezing the shit out of her ass and tits and couldn't find any signs of plastic. Amazing PSE, on par with anything you've seen in a video. Not my usual type of girl but I'll be damned if that wasn't the craziest sex I've ever had. 1 HR /8000 baht. 10/10.

[Franciscass]

I didn't think I would ever say this but I miss Monkey Paw. Similar personality to some recent in the third person contributors but more creative and imaginative and definitely less long winded.

[WrongGuy]

Yesterday found that best exchange rates were offered in terminal 21.

For aud 20.59 at airport. Checked 5 different kiosks.

21.5 at sukhimvat road.

21.9 at terminal 21.

I would now change as I go.

Staying in Grand business inn, Soi 11.

Walking distance to everything. Clean room with firm bed. Very clean toilet / shower.

24 hours restaurant.

Paid TBH 2600 for 2 nights.

Checked twister. Very cute girl in jacuzi. Very pushy mamasan. I actually told her that I am getting bored because of her and if she isn't so puahy may be people will spend more.

Went to spanky. Good range of girls but seating so cramped that when a 150 kg dude 6 ft away from me farted, everybody almost puked. But here servers / mamasan actually worl for you. Even if you fail to get an eye contact due to cramped seating amd other factors just ask any of the servics ladies and she will make sure your eye candy lands in your lap even if she is on stage or shower. They ask barfine 1000 and girls st 3000.

[QutabMinar]

It isn't confusing if you truly have read the forum. I personally have been providing information.

But here, Ill help ya out: Mixx after Midnight Thursday to Saturday, 5,000 to 10,000 B Ukrainians, Uzbek, Azerbaijanis.

Thanks man, I did figure out mixxx an all but was wondering if there is anything else.

Also, unfortunately I am going to be there on a Monday and Tuesday night.

Do you think there is any action happening on those days?

Appreciate your help.