Bangkok Reports

[Allover]

Day four. Go get a proper Thai massage in centrepoint 21 so spend two hours getting beaten up by a granny basically but rest of day a write off due to injury. Do about a half bottle of JDs in the room that evening and I'm over my jet lag the next day so know what I'm packing in my luggage for next trip.

You're saying Jack Daniels's is good to relieve jet lag? I didn't know that. Please let us know how you liked Furama Asoke after your next trip. I've been tempted to try it. Appreciate your report.

[Member #4733]

Now, that is funny.

So true. Loud music. Lots of women. Lots of action. But. I have never been bothered by the girls there, true beauties and good looking alike. That was what was asked for.

[Gargano19]

Day four. Go get a proper Thai massage in centrepoint 21 so spend two hours getting beaten up by a granny basically but rest of day a write off due to injury.

Haha I totally understand it. Most of the masseuse have no idea how much pressure to put, some just use their elbows like they're trying to break our bones. The only time I had a good actual massage was at Hua Hin.

[Gargano19]

Brothers,

I have land to visit Bangkok mid Jan.

I did my research and found many websites of escort services.

However, going to the bar is a different scene.

I am looking for amazing girlfriend experience with super hot Thai or non Thai.

For super hot Thais, I learned that I should explore in go to go bars. Or find someone in smooci or one or two other sites. What should be budget though? Looks like average girl is 3-3.5 k baht. What about super hot Thais.

I am craving for Russian, Arab and Uzbek also. Did not find any Intel on where to find in go go bars or even websites. What would be prices for them?

Can you please shed some light brothers?

Lots of love.

Boldboy.

If you're looking for hot girls, avoid smooci. 80% there are old with heavily photoshopped pics. Gogo is perfect for you as you will get what you see. With LDs and your drink plus bar fine and ST fee, it will cost you 4-5 k.

It's hard to fine russian / uzebk in bkk. They are mostly in nightclubs, but charge insanely crazy amount. Better go to pattaya for uzbeks. Don't know about Arabs, but I have heard you can fine them in arab nightclubs, near nana or grace hotel.

[Sideshow01]

OK I had done some research but easy for it to all go out the window though had fun.

Trip was 5 nights and first mistake I made was flight time which was basically a day flight for me so had killer jet lag for 4 days. Stayed at Centrepoint 21 hotel which was great bar one thing. No booze at all on room service so had to go shop in the supermarket in the mall where I discovered Thai licensing laws!

1st night dying from jet lag but head out to Soi Cowboy and go to Baccara first. Have a drink and after awhile dancer on stage starts smiling at me and I fold immediately when she comes down from rotation. Take her longtime but am getting hungry so grab some food in restaurant on the strip where I think she scammed me on her food tab for the week and then back to hotel for a good time.

Day two and still haven't really slept. Go to hooters in nana for lunch then go back and visit spankys and angel witch before heading to Dollhouse in soi cowboy. Cute girls with glasses on stage so ST barfine but failed to discuss service so disappointed back at the room though she adds me line for some unknown reason.

Day three jet lag still there. Go to addict MP around 2 pm and have some fun with one of the girls in black dress (no idea of the name she did have scarring on left shoulder but was very cute). In the evening go to crazy house first but too packed then Kozy Kazy and end up bar fining girl for short time. After first round she wants a second and then to take me back to bar. Jet lag and booze killed my judgement so back we go. More drinks and then mamasan wants another 850 to bar fine her again which I can't be arsed with but the girl paid 500 herself (apparently I gave her a good time first time round) and she was a bit drunk like me. Back to hotel and some fun but then around 6 am she decides to jump on me bareback which led to a minor injury for me down there.

Day four. Go get a proper Thai massage in centrepoint 21 so spend two hours getting beaten up by a granny basically but rest of day a write off due to injury. Do about a half bottle of JDs in the room that evening and I'm over my jet lag the next day so know what I'm packing in my luggage for next trip.

Day 5 - don't do much in the day. Evening go to Cowboy 2 first. One drink and leave as very uninspiring line up. Next stop Tilac. Almost empty but sit down as young girl with great bum dancing on a table. End up buying her, another bar girl and even the mamasan a few drinks watching a footie game. Then drift into Long Gun. Couple of cute bar girls (had a bit to drink by now) come down off the stage and want to sit with me which I'm fine with. Spend about an hour and a half there watching the shows buying drinks since my spend for day 4&5 been minimal and then one says when the bar closes we're both coming back with you at which point I'm ready to cry due to injury. Got their line IDs and they both have moved to a Gogo in nana as they message me on line so will look them up again when I'm back there in a few weeks (I know they're messaging my wallet but offered up the threesome themselves).

All in all a bit of train wreck but had some fun and wiser for it. For first timers read all you want but easy to forget in the moment.

Staying at JW Marriott and Asoke Furama on my next trip.

[BoldBoy88]

Brothers,

I have land to visit Bangkok mid Jan.

I did my research and found many websites of escort services.

However, going to the bar is a different scene.

I am looking for amazing girlfriend experience with super hot Thai or non Thai.

For super hot Thais, I learned that I should explore in go to go bars. Or find someone in smooci or one or two other sites. What should be budget though? Looks like average girl is 3-3.5 k baht. What about super hot Thais.

I am craving for Russian, Arab and Uzbek also. Did not find any Intel on where to find in go go bars or even websites. What would be prices for them?

Can you please shed some light brothers?

Lots of love.

Boldboy.

[Smoothy]

Quiet place to drink and talk: Billboard

Now, that is funny.

[Blr City]

Thanks for all the replies. I wasn't expecting much.

Here's my takeaway.

Quiet place to drink and talk: Billboard.

Gogo bar: baccara.

Avoid arab gogo bards: Rio etc.

BJ bar: star of light, duagporn's haven.

Most important, read the forum.

On my previous 2 visits, I had a good run. wechat worked. I was able to hook up within an hour. Climax club worked out too. Not to mention I got bbbj at snow white and angel without asking.
I also visited another one, where I got 2 shots with cim. stupid me can't remember the name.

[Golfster]

You have an extremely vivid imagination. Bangkok is not Mexico City. Nobody is going to jump you. If you're staying in a place worth robbing, there'll be security, front desk and CCTV.

Haha. Thanks. Good to know. I grew up in a part of town where there were lots of scams where women would lure a guy into a false sense of security, get him someplace along, and then her friends would come and jump him.

[Crocodilexp]

Overall, my bkk trip was disappointing. The weather was hot. No one likes Indians. Didn't even get a BBBJ.

I've been having a string of fuglies. Thanks to my luck and push up bras / pads.

Next time, it's Smooci time and I am going to try Nana plaza.

That's pretty much how Thailand is these days. If you wander randomly as you did, you get lots of fuglies at relatively high prices and mediocre service. Long gone are the days of dozens of decent looking freelancers standing on every corner between Nana and Asoke, eager to provide a relaxed and friendly session with a pop or two for 1000 baht.

If you want a BBBJ, go to a BJ bar. There are several around, my favorites are Star of Light and Duangporn's Haven. They know what they're doing, and it's 700-800 baht well spent. When it comes to a good full session for 2000-2300 baht, go to one of the remaining PSE Oilies (say, Tulip or Snow White). Working girls just aren't too pretty in Thailand these days, they're mostly much bottom of the barrel and the top 5% would hardly qualify in top half of women by looks on the BTS skytrain (unless you have a weird taste).

[Crocodilexp]

If I were to get a girl I meet somewhere or online back to my place, are they pretty professional about leaving and not returning? Like returning with several big guys to jump me and rob me the next time I'm entering my place? ... no security or front desk to watch me.

You have an extremely vivid imagination. Bangkok is not Mexico City. Nobody is going to jump you. If you're staying in a place worth robbing, there'll be security, front desk and CCTV.

[Smoothy]

That's what I figured Syzy meant as expensive. Those are normal barfine prices in Pattaya and have been for 2 years. Thanks. The price of barfining a girl from Cowboy 2 will be a non issue for me then.

2000 baht is a normal bar fine in Pattaya now? And how much do you need to give the girl for short time after that?

[Banana Boi]

Tilac takes 2000. Crazy Cat is 1500.

That's what I figured Syzy meant as expensive. Those are normal barfine prices in Pattaya and have been for 2 years. Thanks. The price of barfining a girl from Cowboy 2 will be a non issue for me then.

[Syzygies]

. Her name was Phaa or something. I remember it, because when she said her name was Phaa, I said "Good, because I'm going to Phaa-k you! Her English wasn't great so the humour was wasted on her. But overall a decent setup with decent girls, 7/10. She was from Issan, and had 2 kids that her mom was taking care of while she worked.

You are right. English word play can be lost on a Thai. Presumably her name was Faa. You should not spell it with a "Ph" since Phuket is pronounced like Poo-get and not like fuck-et. If you write Phaa, many will consider it should sound like Par (which is a valid Thai name as well). Thai words translated to English use "Ph" for aspirated letter P and not for letter F.

Strangely, to a westerner, Fark and Fuck sound similar, but to a Thai they might not because of the change of vowel length. Vowel sounds are relatively unimportant (and pronounced differently in different countries) in English, but in Thai language, vowel sounds are critical and cannot be varied much without becoming unintelligle. Added to that, Thais might not understand if we use the wrong tone on a Thai word.

Thais do have play on words type things. One trick they like is a Spoonerism. E. g. "Men Hee Mai" (with right tones) means "does the pussy stink? But they might swap letters to become "Hen Mee Mai" which means "did you see the bear?" This allows them to say something crude without actually saying it. Another I heard was "Grabao Dynosork" which was rearrangement of "Grabork Dynosao" meaning a Dinosaur dick.

Once in a noisy restaurant kitchen, I said "Hoo Mai Dee" (meaning my hearing is not good) to a girl and she cheekily replied "Tae Hee Mai Doo" meaning "but you did not look at the pussy", just to make a dirty play on words. This was not even a hooker, so I was a little shocked.

One more "Hok sokapree" is a spoonerism for "Hee Sokaprok" meaning dirty pussy.

Hee is a relatively foul work in Thai which, basically means c*nt, hence Thais love to spoonerize it so they can sound a little less nasty. I generally avoid the word Hee altogether in case a Thai finds it offensive. "Hoi" (rising tone) is a bit less nasty literally means shellfish, still a bit flippant. "Jim" rising tone is also a lot less nasty, could be translated as pussy or vagina. So I recommend either of those two words.

[Smoothy]

Damn I've been avoiding Cowboy 2 for all these years because I thought I couldn't barfine the girls. I've seen decent girls in front of Cowboy 2 especially in the good old days of 2016.

In my experience, the only good looking girls in that places are coyotes. The regular, bar fine girls, are ugly hags.