Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Banana Boi]

Why not go after the guy who asked a non-sensical question.

If he has 274 posts usually written in code without any reviews then I will.

Didn't Mr E find a lovely at a Grocery store.

Likely since he's an expat but to tell guys on here that's where they should look for girls supports my comment that your posts are a total waste of time as they do not help the tourist who was seeking advice.

[MonkeyPaw]

Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal? What about Robin Hood?

The Paw has been called names here before but I'm guessing this is the first time he has been compared to a ghetto crack working girl. Bet he laughed his ass off with that one. But Robin Hood may be more fitting. He is one of few Pattaya posters talking about girls and posting pictures as well. He talks about relevant non-monger activities as well IE ATMs. And remember his donations of time and gifts to local orphanages. I have a tremendous respect for that. As to his remarks that many find off the wall, you have to take the bad with the good. Just like you have to take Robin Hood who did bad things to help the good people. And don't forget the ignore button if you so choose.

The Sheriff of Nottingham is unable to see himself as the villain. Just like the many others in real life. They really can't see it or believe that perhaps it's been them all along. I always wondered how the orcs viewed the elves. Or what's going inside their minds about what they actually are in the storyline. And when the hero comes along, you can bet not everyone will embrace the second coming.

[MonkeyPaw]

Nobody is questioning the value he provides to this community. This whole pizza debacle is solely on the merits of lying to get a $2 refund.

LOL it's amazing how you're going on about how bad the pizza was, barely any cheese and tomato sauce while they loaded on the bacon. Again, not relevant, unless you're saying it was a shitty pizza, so you deserved to get it for free?

Look, I lie and cheat, too. But not when it comes to money. You probably would have achieved the same goal by just saying the order was incorrect. The lie that you "had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon" was probably unnecessary.

Let's go through this one more time since someone's brain doesn't really function as fast as mine. First you would want to say, "My bad Mr. Paw. I wrote you cheated the restaurant, but instead you corrected me because you cheated the 4 billion dollar food delivery company instead. My mistake. " I would just let you go on and ramble like you did, ignoring that fact, but you really need to own up to your mistakes and miscues. We are adults now. And like the kind soul Monkeypaw is, I accept your apology. Secondly, why do you keep insisting on me lying about giving away the pizza? Because I ate some of the pizza? Pizza had only 4 slices per. It's a 9 inch pizza. If I picked off all the bacon, and some of the cheese got pulled with the bacon, what do you think is left? It was called Bacon Supreme for God's sake. And if I gave that bacon and pulled cheese to the dogs, plus a couple of slices, isn't that having to give away the pizzas? Or dogs do not count in your mind and it's all about humans.

Lastly, you must not understand me and bacon, so Monkeypaw will give you a good lesson on empathy. You are in Vietnam and really fucking hungry. It's dinner time. They eat dogs in the North. It is an acceptable common practice. They have a restaurant that serves pizza. There is a special on the menu called Bow Wow Supreme Pizza. You like the veggies on it, you like the cheese, but not the grilled dog meat. It is the ONLY special of buy 1 get 1 free. You order with Grab with clear instructions, NO DOG MEAT. It gets delivered to you, in a park 50 meters away from the restaurant, with ponds and turtles. But your Bow Wow Supreme Pizzas has everything, including bits and pieces of Fido. See the effort that Monkeypaw had to eat the mistakes of another? One of my superpowers called restraint.

So me being full of empathy AND balance just like a good Buddhist (and yeah I can be Buddhist today and Muslim last week if I want to, plus still not be lying), would let the cook keep their job and not have to pay out of their pocket for a mistake. Plus I am not wasteful. So those turtles in the ponds will get fed. And since I am hungry as fucking from expending all of my energy on that Soi 6 girl, I will nourish myself with whatever is left. I don't know where you got the fact that this was enjoyable. "Done, satisfied, and full" doesn't mean "enjoying it was a cold bottle of beer. " You really need to use the words I write, read them carefully, look them up if needed, and not make or twist words around. Just scroll up and see what exactly I wrote. Satisfied means to "fulfill a need" in the context I used it. Where did you get "enjoyed" from? Hell, Engrish is not my first language, but even I knew that. If you truly are some moderator, then you need to learn better to look at things from every point of view, even the turtles or dogs or pigs as well. It's call being full empathy.

Or.

What I could have done was made it all about me. Yelled at the delivery guy for not checking my order (because it's a silly company policy). Complained to the restaurant and owner. Got the cook in trouble and make he pay for the mistake out of her lowly wage. Complained to the food app delivery company to get my refund. Say fuck those turtles and throw the pizzas away because the bacon repulsed me. But I am who I am. I am the sacrifice ! But just because I am full of empathy doesn't mean I am weak, somebody will have to answer. I chose the 4 billion dollar company and not the turtles, delivery guy, or the cook. And if you think for a second, it was just bacon. Then the grasshopper got lost with the Bow Wow Supreme Pizza lesson in empathy. Take a stand. I know I have, when it comes to pork. I wouldn't let them give that shit to another human unless they were starving like the dogs. Take it from sensai. This is the way, I have spoken. - The Mandalorian (2019).

[Danny Duck]

Why are all your posts so USELESS! If you can't provide some real information just keep it to yourself!

Didn't Mr E find a lovely at a Grocery store.

[Danny Duck]

Why are all your posts so USELESS! If you can't provide some real information just keep it to yourself!

Why not go after the guy who asked a non-sensical question.

Where to find Girls. Come on. LOL.

[Banana Boi]

Weren't you one of those MP singled out as not being disappointed by his presence.

Can you confirm you were in Awe of his Majestic-ness.

I'm not in awe of any man so no I am not in awe of MP. He is a decent and generous guy though. Not what one might expect from reading his posts.

Which ISG members have you met in Thailand, Danny?

Over 2000 new cases today. It doesn't look like the bars will open before June 1.

Thai Health Minister says COVID will be back to "normality" within 2 weeks. Thailand will be getting the Sputnik V vaccinations from Russia.

I can't even make this stuff up if I tried!

These are easy to spot. Others who recycle posts not their own and who answer their own posts under different aliases, are more difficult to spot

I can spot them a mile away. Not sure why Admin lets 1 guy with multiple handles in this forum continue to talk to himself and not post any relevant information. This same guy has ruined the Germany FKK forums and is motivated to ruin the Thailand forums. Now the Germany FKK discussion has gone to private boards. Same will happen for Thailand if it hasn't already. #winkface

[Banana Boi]

Eyeglass shops. Grocery stores. Office managers.

The usual places where most of us go to get Hot Free girls.

Why are all your posts so USELESS! If you can't provide some real information just keep it to yourself!

[Explorer8939]

Over 2000 new cases today. It doesn't look like the bars will open before June 1.

[XXL]

But to say something like "Members need to be present in Bangkok or Pattaya and active in the scene" to participate seems childish and petty.

The problem is not members who are now locked out of Thailand but were here before. The problem is members who have not contributed a single info in years (all postings off topic or mere digressions / discussions). These are easy to spot. Others who recycle posts not their own and who answer their own posts under different aliases, are more difficult to spot (except when they go on doing so in threads relating to countries where prostitution and mongering has been in the grip of a hard lockdown for over a year).

Pity there's no referral system. At least I can certify MonkeyPaw is very real and is in Pattaya. If only the membership of the forum consisted only in members as real as he is and with boots as much on the ground as his are !

[Paulie97]

Nobody is questioning the value he provides to this community. This whole pizza debacle is solely on the merits of lying to get a $2 refund.

LOL it's amazing how you're going on about how bad the pizza was, barely any cheese and tomato sauce while they loaded on the bacon. Again, not relevant, unless you're saying it was a shitty pizza, so you deserved to get it for free?.

The bigger issue is that it's just a very low winded, boring, and inane story, that fits hand in glove with the thread title, "stupid shit. " Nuff said.

[SinfullyKorean]

Monkey paws reports how much ever dramatic has actionable information the forum members may use. Even mutant chicken who spews scorn in every other post of his provides tips that help newbies. MPs posts are written in a style that is a good read in this forum. Wouldn't be surprised if he is a published writer or columnist.

Nobody is questioning the value he provides to this community. This whole pizza debacle is solely on the merits of lying to get a $2 refund.

"he ate the pizza and lied that he gave it away. That's a scumbag move to cheat a restaurant after paying $2 for two 9 in pizzas. And yes, I call it cheating because he actually ate the pizzas. Then calls himself a smooth criminal! I don't care how much pussy you're getting. If your idea of smooth is to cheat a restaurant out of $2 after eating your fill, you do not sound like a person I'd enjoy company with. My quality of life will literally be better not knowing such people. I don't think there's anything wrong with complaining about the order being incorrect. If he just took a picture of it and, sent a complaint without lying that he threw it out, and they refunded him, I wouldn't have an issue with that. But that's obviously not the case here."

Monkeypaw says: See my responses to #1 and #2. I never did complained to the owner or restaurant for a good reason. The owner is American and drives a truck, I think. He would have never let the order go out like that if he saw it and was there. He reads English. Most of us that know Pattaya, know that when it comes to small businesses, bars, clubs and restaurants. Staff error or mistakes, comes out out of the staff's pay for that day. And its' not the just 65 baht. Slice got paid their entire amount. It's the entire amount because those vouchers are from Food Panda, not Slice. They can be used at any restaurant. And I did get a nice message from Food Panda, a 4 billion dollar company, saying "we do not allow our drivers to check the food. " So once again, how is this Monkeypaw's fault? Oh yeah, because I as hungry ate some and gave some away to the dogs. You do know that the bacon was probably the most expensive thing on there right? And where they loaded on the bacon, they skimmed out on the cheese and tomato sauce, so it wasn't like the tastiest pizza ever. And what cheese was there, some got pulled with the bacon the I fed the dogs.

Monkeypaw says: See #2. And hobbyists trying to judge other on lying and cheating, now that has to be the funniest shit today I've heard.

LOL it's amazing how you're going on about how bad the pizza was, barely any cheese and tomato sauce while they loaded on the bacon. Again, not relevant, unless you're saying it was a shitty pizza, so you deserved to get it for free?

Look, I lie and cheat, too. But not when it comes to money. You probably would have achieved the same goal by just saying the order was incorrect. The lie that you "had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon" was probably unnecessary.

I just really don't understand the mentality. I order food where they get it wrong sometimes. If I ordered (e. G. Burger w / o pickles) and they got the order wrong, sure, I could write to the delivery app that my order was wrong and I threw out the burger while enjoying it with a bottle of cold beer. But I'd feel like shit doing it. I'm not saying this to say I'm better than you. I'm just wondering why you'd basically say "no value was provided to me" when clearly, value was provided as you ate the food.

[SinfullyKorean]

Funny the people that criticize have posted no reports or pictures and the people that actually know him have nothing bad to say about him. But I guess that is just how the internet works.

Funny you sound surprised that people on the internet judge him based on only what he writes ... on the internet. Yes, that is how the internet works.

Absolutely agree. Guys need to weed out who is credible and who is not on here. Lots of very active handles on here pretending they know stuff when they haven't even been to Thailand or made a 1 week visit years ago.
There should be a private section on this forum where only members who have met in person can access. Members also need to be present in Bangkok or Pattaya and active in the scene (ie. able to write current bar and girl reviews).

Honestly, some of you guys have this grandiose sense of self worth. Like you're doing this world a huge favor with your reviews and others have lesser value because they don't contribute as much. Most people here are probably NOT in a position to be posting reports regularly. When I am in a position to, I'll be sharing a LOT. I hobby mostly in the US, so most of my contributions are on another site (HX) where I'm one of the more active members and a moderator.

My pet peeve is when people who ARE mongering don't post info for others to benefit from. It's selfish, as people only take and not give. But it's a different story here. Since this is an "internationalsexguide", most users probably only visit once every year or two. The hope and expectation is that they'll contribute/report once they're able.

But to say something like "Members need to be present in Bangkok or Pattaya and active in the scene" to participate seems childish and petty.

[Loose Cannon]

Monkey paws reports how much ever dramatic has actionable information the forum members may use. Even mutant chicken who spews scorn in every other post of his provides tips that help newbies. MPs posts are written in a style that is a good read in this forum. Wouldn't be surprised if he is a published writer or columnist.

Wonder what the snow flakes who complain about monkey paws outrageous writing would do if they read the former 'The Departed'(may he never rise again) on a regular basis. I was not around in his peak but have read some of the vile content he wrote. His reports may contain actionable info, but not many would have the stomach to do what he does. This pandemic would have been the departed ideal time as he seems to thrive on people's misery.

[Danny Duck]

I have left Thailand to get vaccinated but will return soon.

Given the closed bars and massage shops, what are my options for fun?

Eyeglass shops. Grocery stores. Office managers.

The usual places where most of us go to get Hot Free girls.

[MonkeyPaw]

SNIP...Onwards ho to Slice Pizza nearby! 125 baht for a Bacon Supreme 9 inch (hold the bacon). Buy 1 get 1 Free. Plus 60 baht off voucher So 2 Bacon Supreme 9 inch pizza minus the bacon (my choice) came out to 65 baht for both.

And yes, the Slice Pizza staff looked at me funny, as if I just robbed them when I picked up my order. Here comes the kicker. They must have not been able to read English too well and kept the bacon on. I just carried it away, took a photo, picked off the bacon, fed it to some soi dogs, and ate my pizzas while relaxing on the beach sidewalk. I was munching away and staring at all the sweaty people exercising up, down, up, down. When Monkeypaw was done, satisfied, and full, I made a quick complaint to customer service on the food app about how I was Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon. Eventually, the Paw got a 100 baht refund. So the pizzas were free, plus I made a positive 35 baht. What a lucky day! Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal? ...SNIP

Who said what, I'll leave it blind. But trails can easily be followed. And before I signed up for ISG many moons ago, I lurked. And lurking was free, plus you didn't have to log on but still can read all the posts from everyone. But I guess it's Rocket Science to some.

1. "Really? Is stealing food from restaurants at the time they're barely scraping by something to brag about? I thought this was a monger forum, not a petty thief forum.

Being cheap is fine, I'm frugal too. Stealing is not. As an aside, is this the same psycho who was at one point bragging about offering girls tens of thousands of baht to do stuff they'd rather not do, and said they wouldn't do? I recall something along those lines. Apologize to mr. Petty Thief if that was someone else. ".

Monkeypaw says: Food Panda has a $4 billion dollar valuation. You order from the app, you do not have any contact with the restaurant whatsoever, if there is a problem with the food or delivery. Food Panda gave the refund, not the restaurant. However, Slice Pizza charges 125 baht for the same pizza for dine in or walk in and pick up. So who is ripping off who? By me sharing this offer of buy 1 get 1 free plus 60 baht off, even on a mongering site, it is pretty helpful to those who are in Pattaya. Which is apparently not you. Why am I explaining this to you when you are obviously clueless to how food delivery apps work, I dunno?

2. "he gave the bacon to the dogs and ate the pizza but lied that he was a Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because they had been contaminated by the bacon and thus couldn't eat them. They got the order wrong but he cheated them out of the 100 baht since he ate the pizzas."

Monkeypaw says: Where did you read that I said I lied? I wrote, "I made a quick complaint to customer service on the food app about how I was Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon". Are you saying that you know who exactly gets to be Muslim and who doesn't? Enlighten me please on who gets to say they are Muslim, Christian, Catholic, Buddhist, or whatever religion that tickets their fancy versus who is "lying". I've known people who say they are Muslims in the USA that eat pork. I know hookers in Angeles City that fuck 3 or 4 men a night and say they are Catholics. I don't tell that they are lying, because who am I to judge? The word "Islam" translates into "submit to God. " The closest thing to that is "like God. " And the closest thing to "like God" is the Archangel Michael. Did you one of his domain is "food" and other is "knowledge?" Sure is neat how there is Mike's Shopping Mall, 2 Mike's Hotel, Mike's Orchid Resort, Mike's Garden Resort, Mike's Taxi, Mike's Mexican Restaurant, and a Mike's Car Gallery, all in Pattaya. Oh yeah, by the way, guess who is also here with the favorite color blue. And I did give away the bacon, outer crust and even a few slices to the Soi dogs.

3. "he ate the pizza and lied that he gave it away. That's a scumbag move to cheat a restaurant after paying $2 for two 9 in pizzas. And yes, I call it cheating because he actually ate the pizzas. Then calls himself a smooth criminal! I don't care how much pussy you're getting. If your idea of smooth is to cheat a restaurant out of $2 after eating your fill, you do not sound like a person I'd enjoy company with. My quality of life will literally be better not knowing such people. I don't think there's anything wrong with complaining about the order being incorrect. If he just took a picture of it and, sent a complaint without lying that he threw it out, and they refunded him, I wouldn't have an issue with that. But that's obviously not the case here."

Monkeypaw says: See my responses to #1 and #2. I never did complained to the owner or restaurant for a good reason. The owner is American and drives a truck, I think. He would have never let the order go out like that if he saw it and was there. He reads English. Most of us that know Pattaya, know that when it comes to small businesses, bars, clubs and restaurants. Staff error or mistakes, comes out out of the staff's pay for that day. And its' not the just 65 baht. Slice got paid their entire amount. It's the entire amount because those vouchers are from Food Panda, not Slice. They can be used at any restaurant. And I did get a nice message from Food Panda, a 4 billion dollar company, saying "we do not allow our drivers to check the food. " So once again, how is this Monkeypaw's fault? Oh yeah, because I as hungry ate some and gave some away to the dogs. You do know that the bacon was probably the most expensive thing on there right? And where they loaded on the bacon, they skimmed out on the cheese and tomato sauce, so it wasn't like the tastiest pizza ever. And what cheese was there, some got pulled with the bacon the I fed the dogs.

4. "Just say the pizzas had bacon on them, and I asked for no bacon. I have had my orders messed up before. The wrong order or items missing. I contacted the delivery service, and they immediately issued refunds, either for the whole order, or for items that were missing. And I could keep and eat whatever I may have received. No need to lie about it, like you're trying to get one over on them. Douchebag move!

Monkeypaw says: See #2. And hobbyists trying to judge other on lying and cheating, now that has to be the funniest shit today I've heard.

5. 'My take on this is unlike many of the posters here MP provides some interesting intel if not the location of his finds but at least there are pics so you can gauge the quality of available women for your own hunts. As to his other claims, I call him a unintended comedian, like how hilarious is someone who initially overpays gogo girls by 50-100%, then claims that he can GET these girls due to him having uber game (now he only needs to pay the going rate), how hilarious is someone who after overpaying for women by hundreds of dollars is now a master manipulator because he managed to game some cheap pizzas worth a few bucks, claims to be special and having VIP status due to being in his 30's but still living on daddies dime (though from recent postings daddy may have cut his allowance).

Overall great entertainment so please give him some slack so he con continue his joking. ".

Monkeypaw says: This one, I am going to keep giving enough rope. If I spend a lot (which was actually just the going rate, because there is such a thing as supply and demand, then versus now), complains. If I spend too little, still complains. But I still hold onto this long ass rope just in case. Because Ho Chi Minh City, is actually my stomping yard, not Pattaya or Bangkok. I just don't post in the Vietnam section of ISG too much (definitely not the photos section), because I am too well known in the "underground" scene there. So you might want to hold off a bit, or at least to change your style of writing consisting of run ONS and bad punctuation, because it is too obvious to the Paw. And yes he has shared these secrets to others outside of ISG. And just to confirm, I did check with my dad. And he says he doesn't work as well. Now what?