Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Spidy]

Driving a buggy in Buzios is a lot of fun for those who don't mind stick. Unlike Rio, people don't drive like lunatics probably due to enormous and scary looking speedbumps everywhere. But buggies can only be used within the city limits, so can't drive to Cabo Frio or elsewhere.

Buggies rides in Buzios, yep, some good times. Driving stick is all part of the fun.

I've rented cars and driven them in Rio without issues, except in 2015 while returning from a wild night at a club in Duque de Caxias (girlfriend in tow) and got caught in a DWI sting in Copa. So just don't drive buzzed on alcohol and it will be fine. I plan on renting a car while I am in Rio as I arrive Monday.

Glad to see a courageous soul, tackling Rio driving. Gives me hope.

One thing I couldn't get pass and always thought it was so funny, is how Brazilians tended to park their vehicles like, the caveman, Freddy Flintstones. There was never a spot too small they couldn't get into. Just a little tap on this bumper, to make space and then another little tap on this bumper...kkkk.

[Sperto]

Keep on reporting, Senhor Vagabundo.
Don't worry about "os chatos velhos", do as I've done long ago, press the ignore button.

[The Cane]

Senor Cane.

I appreciate your input and many pictures. But I would submit that we are rehashing the same conversation.

Maybe it is my fault. Like all men who pay women for sex I have a dominant personality as do you. I apologize to you and for that matter anyone else I've offended.

That said may I suggest you ignore my posts as I do yours, in the interest of not rehashing what most readers probably see as trash.

Very respectfully.

What are you talking about? I wasn't offended by your post. But it appears that maybe you were by mine. You say that you ignore my posts, but then you commented on the pictures I post, and you obviously didn't ignore my post which prompted your above response to it. Look, if you or anybody else makes a post expressing a particular point of view, other people have the right to express their own alternative views on the same matter (s). And as long as that's done respectfully, there is no need for anybody to feel offended.

You push staying in Barra, and I don't, especially for newbies and people on short visits. You go to Vila Mimosa and I don't as I find it to be very unappealing. You seek out lots of negras, and I prefer the brancas and morenas. And on and on. You get to state what you like and offer your own advice, but then so does everyone else here. And just because that may be something different from what you like or suggest is no reason to get annoyed with others, or state that you don't read their posts, and that the conversation is "trash".

I believe to the contrary. The more information, viewpoints, and data that people have, the better the decisions they can make for themselves based on their own individual likes or dislikes. Your response reminds me of people who get mad if you challenge them when they say things like the clinica girls in Sao Paulo look just as good as the Scandallo or Bomboa girls, or that it's the same girls who work in both types of establishments, etc. All of us here need to know how to share this space. That means that if you state opinions in a diverse public forum that don't square with somebody else's, then you need to be prepared to receive alternative views without getting annoyed at people who think differently about it than you do.

Respectfully,

The Cane.

[Exec Talent]

This is one of the girls I met in Dolce Vita.

Now that is worth that long flight. Rock on Rio Bob!

[Exec Talent]

Thanks Z for the great report. I love reading life experiences like that. Even the cop stop is priceless stuff you will remember forever as long as it turns out OK. She sounds like a real gem. I got to admit I need to catch feelings a bit to have a proper experience. Yes I might fuck 50 girls but only a couple really slay me and I catch feelings. But damn if that doesn't just make it better. Yes it hurts more in the end than being a fuck zombie but it's sooo worth it IMO.

And I was just thinking the same as you why havent more girls caught on to the fact that if you play the girlfriend to the nth degree us guys will be slain and want more and it's more $$ in the end. I recently hit the jackpot with a sugar babe in the US and she was like the best girlfriend you could ever have in bed and out on the town. Even now when I hit her up to maybe fly somewhere she's like "sounds good. Let's do it babe. " Just always a positive vibe and makes you feel like a million bucks.

Ah the good ones make it all worth while.

These are the stories I also like to hear because they also say a lot about the storyteller. You made someone feel special, valued and maybe even loved. I have had termas girls surprise me by inviting me to their birthday parties or their homes to meet their families. It is a level of trust that says you are never going to do anything to embarrass me or hurt me. When these girls meet someone with whom they click they talk about him with their family and friends leaving out the money exchanged part. If you do extended stays this leads to we would like to meet him.

Steve, glad you found a special someone in the US. I have had such relationships which lasted for years and which grew to become less and less about sex and money.

[Rio Bob]

Hi Rio Bob,

I liked your Mabs & Dolce Vita report. Mabs has been on my to do list for some time and I will now add Dolce Vita to that list. It was a shame that all the bars and Termas were closed for 4/5 or the 5 weeks I was in Brazil recently.

As to the BarraVIP's call girls: yes, they live all over the place. I had girls from Copa & Barra mainly. I always ruled out girls who obscured their faces on their profile pages. I don't care why some girls do this and I understand a video call can rectify the issue, but it's just not worth bothering with IMHO.

P.S. I loved a few of my BarraVIP's girls. They changed my mind about escorts.

This is one of the girls I met in Dolce Vita.

[Vagabundo1]

It must have been.

[Xpartan]

Heading towards the adjacent beach, some guy walks by with a giant schlong hanging out, and I'm like "ok". A few steps away a naked dude that looks German is pissing against a boulder in full sight of the world, piss stream arcing gracefully from his Germanic cock, catching the light with a visible steam rising.

Wow, as they say. Show, don't tell. Great imagery, thank you, LOL!

I'm in a position with this garota that I'm not necessarily catching feelings- I know what the deal is- but this seems like its going to be habitual. I know she's going to be riding clients all day before coming to see me at night- I suppose if that's ever something I can't handle I will need to cut it off. For the moment it seems fine, but a downside here is that my curiosity to explore further has become muted.

All that tells me you've found a girl who makes (is making) you happy. So ride with it. I remember one girl in Lima who made me feel this way, so much so that I just didn't want anyone else.

There is nothing wrong with a little monogamy on a mongering trip, IMHO.

[Steve 9696]

Thanks Z for the great report. I love reading life experiences like that. Even the cop stop is priceless stuff you will remember forever as long as it turns out OK. She sounds like a real gem. I got to admit I need to catch feelings a bit to have a proper experience. Yes I might fuck 50 girls but only a couple really slay me and I catch feelings. But damn if that doesn't just make it better. Yes it hurts more in the end than being a fuck zombie but it's sooo worth it IMO.

And I was just thinking the same as you — why havent more girls caught on to the fact that if you play the girlfriend to the nth degree us guys will be slain and want more and it's more $$ in the end. I recently hit the jackpot with a sugar babe in the US and she was like the best girlfriend you could ever have in bed and out on the town. Even now when I hit her up to maybe fly somewhere she's like "sounds good. Let's do it babe. " Just always a positive vibe and makes you feel like a million bucks.

Ah the good ones make it all worth while.

[Vagabundo1]

Senor Cane.

I appreciate your input and many pictures. But I would submit that we are rehashing the same conversation.

Maybe it is my fault. Like all men who pay women for sex I have a dominant personality as do you. I apologize to you and for that matter anyone else I've offended.

That said may I suggest you ignore my posts as I do yours, in the interest of not rehashing what most readers probably see as trash.

Very respectfully.

But the overall type of experience and scene isn't. Staying way the hell out in Barra. Hitting only mostly prives in centro when going out. Far away from the main action and no termas with the kind of social interaction and mingling with the girls that I like. I'm not interested in taking a "Spartan" vacation to any place really. I don't want to and I don't have to. Not my idea of a good time.

[WyattEarp]

I'm in a position with this garota that I'm not necessarily catching feelings- I know what the deal is- but this seems like its going to be habitual. I know she's going to be riding clients all day before coming to see me at night- I suppose if that's ever something I can't handle I will need to cut it off. For the moment it seems fine, but a downside here is that my curiosity to explore further has become muted.

All in all, a great day. The world has a negative picture of working girls, but some have a unique gift for living in the moment and instinctually know how to give a man a pleasurable experience that many could be missing in their own relationship / life. This is a valuable service / commodity. I wonder if they mitigate their own tendency to catch feelings through promiscuity, similar to how I think men do. They are clearly wired differently from your average woman, who has much more of an instinct to exclusivity, although I'm sure if I ever walked back into Lucrezia's terma, she would go ballistic if I chose another girl.

ZebraStripes,

Great report! You will know when you want to go on the prowl looking for new prey. Those special connections with a garota are not automatically easy to recreate. So enjoy it. Take a day or two off if you desire. She will understand. When you do call, Lucrezia would much rather hang out and fuck someone she is comfortable with.

And yes, she would go ballistic if you chose another girl (at her establishment). However, she knows what you do on the days you are not hanging out with her. What you said about exclusivity (monogamy) made me think about this concept in much of the world. Women in much of the world don't always expect exclusivity, but if it is discreet, not thrown in their face and not a threat, they will accept it. This is obviously not true with all women.

[Sperto]

Further on, we can see the beach gives way to a nudist beach / bar or colony and Lucrezia decides it not her thing so we head back.

Praia do Abricó.

Thanks, for fun reports.

[Vagabundo1]

I had a mini relationship going with her in 2020 so we know each other well.

I was looking through some pictures.

But I am reluctant to post them because of some of the issues discussed in the great novel Shantaram.

She is the girl I called Midori for her resemblance. I'm sure when you go to VM, you can find a nice negra bunda that resembles a 22 year old Midori.

She kept bugging me about wanting me to pay for her breast augmentation surgery.

I kept saying next month.

When it finally came down to October, I pulled a Paul Simon and "found a new plan, Stan / slipped out the back, Jack / and set myself free."

A pharma student in Villa Mimosa, I must get my ass there next time I visit Rio. I had wrong notions about the place.

[Vagabundo1]

I had a mini relationship going with her in 2020 so we know each other well.

I was looking through some pictures.

But I am reluctant to post them because of some of the issues discussed in the great novel Shantaram.

She is the girl I called Midori for her resemblance. I'm sure when you go to VM, you can find a nice negra bunda that resembles a 22 year old Midori.

A pharma student in Villa Mimosa, I must get my ass there next time I visit Rio. I had wrong notions about the place.

[Member #4729]

Zebra checking in typing this from my comfortable new Airbnb around the corner from Pestana Hotel, lots to update.

Note: from here on I'm not going to be using even the "stage" names provided by the garotas and will instead, in the manner of Vagabundo 1 and others, be re-christening them with my own names. Rio Bob's recent post made me realize that mongers are going to be in several "Eskimo Clubs" together and if feelings get caught about a garota, things could get stupid. In that manner the WG previously mentioned in a theoretical trip to Buzios will now be known as "Lucrezia".

Following the sage advice and deep wisdom of the senior posters here, said Buzios trip was downgraded to a day trip to Grumari- I found a hip little beach club called "Classico Beach Club" and proposed this to Lucrezia, who was more than happy with the new concept. She asks if she can come over to spend the night the day before so we can head off early and I oblige.

That night she is a bit late to arrive (surprise), but in the elevator begins immediately to make up for it by grabbing the cock through the shorts etc. Up in the new pad, I quickly steer her over to the couch and strip off her clothes whereupon she gives me another BBBJ with deep throat and finish in her mouth. This girl does it just right. Later we order Uber Eats from a Japanese restaurant and then she curls up next to me and falls asleep.

I wake up to her grabbing my cock and so I oblige putting on the camisinha and do some deep dick early morning fucking. This girl looks so good getting railed missionary, pity no raw intercourse. We both take a shower and get ready for the trip after some Café a Manha. After her shower she is putting on her clothes but I grab her little panties and push them down, throw her against the couch and suck on that fresh pussy for 15 minutes while she gently groans and squirms. Let me describe Lucrezia again- she is 21 anos, nubile, 45 kgs (99 lbs), roughly 5 feet, huge doe-eyes, big DSL lips, beautiful olive skin. She looks very young but-keep this in mind-I don't think she could be mistaken for under-age.

I call an uber (roughly $9 USD), and we are off to Grumani which should be an hour away. Things are going well on the drive, but traffic slows to a crawl before the entrance to the tunnel that leads to Sao Conrado, but its all good. In the stalled traffic, I see a motorcycle police making his way among the cars and he drives up next to Lucrezia's window and stares in at the both of us. With her mask on she looks very young and although again- I'm fit and relatively good looking- clearly the relationship is of a professional sort. He makes the decision to pull us over and question us.

We are now all out of the uber on the side of the road being interrogated and with our belongings on the hood searched. Luckily I have a laminated copy of my passport and clearly there is nothing illegal in my possessions or in Lucrezia's. She does not, however, have an ID, only a photo of some sort of certificate on her phone. Now with her mask off, it should be clear to anyone that she is of age, but I'm guessing that what they are trying to do is to find any unpaid fines or tickets on her part and to get me to pay them on the spot. All the while, cars are going by watching this whole scene.

An officer calls in her info and we wait a few minutes- sure enough no tickets and they let us go without saying anything really, not even- "have good day". They just sort of lose interest and begin talking to them-selves. Luckily the Uber driver is taking it in stride, and we jump back in and head off again. Lucrezia is silent and withdrawn for 30 minute or so, but her mood soon improves and the whole thing is quickly forgotten.

We arrive at the Classico Beach Club and rent a cabana for the day. Lucrezia quickly changes into her bikini, and is ecstatic with the situation, snapping countless photo of her posing in the luxurious and beautiful setting holding a mixed drink, "living her best life". I don't mind so much playing photographer and am having great fun as well. All great content for her Instagram, which I am not allowed to follow because its "only for her friends". Ha. We spend the majority of the day relaxing on the cabana, drinking cocktails, eating shrimp, which she feeds to me like some sort of decadent Roman patrician. Lucrezia is happy, affectionate and providing just about as good GFE that is possible- I think at the least she does not find Zebra at all objectionable, and at best has a degree of real affection, desire and respect for me. The truth, although unknowable- probably hangs in the balance between. All I know is that it's not a huge price to pay to lounge around with this stunning hottie giving me all her attention in this beautiful setting. I really believe if she was taller she could be a model. She asks me several times to pronounce "happy" and "happiest" in English because that's what she's posting on her insta. Great experience.

As the shadows grow long, we head down to explore the very cool maze of giant boulders that god has littered on the Grumari beach and have great fun photographing her in sexy bunda poses against this compelling backdrop. It truly was a high point.

Heading towards the adjacent beach, some guy walks by with a giant schlong hanging out, and I'm like "ok". A few steps away a naked dude that looks German is pissing against a boulder in full sight of the world, piss stream arcing gracefully from his Germanic cock, catching the light with a visible steam rising. Further on, we can see the beach gives way to a nudist beach / bar or colony and Lucrezia decides it not her thing so we head back.

We hang out some more and settle the bill (it was not cheap). Half way through they remembered the Cabana came with a bottle of champagne but at that point I was so blitzed off of mojitos I declined it. Not sure if this made its way to the bill- and I decided I just didn't care to fight that battle and sucked it up. If I go again I will do more research as far as what is included in the cabana package.

As the sun sets, we get another uber- this time with a very good natured tri-lingual gay Chilean student. Lucrezia goes on some drunken rant in Portuguese about Chinese and Japanese technological superiority or some other such thing- I'm guessing she has some Asian clients and has absorbed a bit of global economics. This is not a stupid girl, and its refreshing to hear her speak intelligently, although I can only get bits and pieces, Ultimately she falls asleep with her head in my lap and I end up chatting with the Chilean for a good bit until we get home.

At home, Lucrezia asks me if I want her to spend the night again, and I decline, and so she gives me an obligatory BJ, I pay up, and she's out the door. She wants me to message her today for another pernoite.

I'm in a position with this garota that I'm not necessarily catching feelings- I know what the deal is- but this seems like its going to be habitual. I know she's going to be riding clients all day before coming to see me at night- I suppose if that's ever something I can't handle I will need to cut it off. For the moment it seems fine, but a downside here is that my curiosity to explore further has become muted.

All in all, a great day. The world has a negative picture of working girls, but some have a unique gift for living in the moment and instinctually know how to give a man a pleasurable experience that many could be missing in their own relationship / life. This is a valuable service / commodity. I wonder if they mitigate their own tendency to catch feelings through promiscuity, similar to how I think men do. They are clearly wired differently from your average woman, who has much more of an instinct to exclusivity, although I'm sure if I ever walked back into Lucrezia's terma, she would go ballistic if I chose another girl.