Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

1. You've already eaten half the asses in Medellin. Maybe they would be better with butter

That's a low blow! LOL.

Maybe something sweet to accompany all those asses, unless of course it's honey butter!

I guess my reputation as an ass hole lover is going to stick. I really only see it as an equal opportunity orifice, but maybe I am in denial, jajaja.

[Surfer500]

1. You've already eaten half the asses in Medellin. Maybe they would be better with butter..

That's a low blow! LOL.

Maybe something sweet to accompany all those asses, unless of course it's honey butter!

[Surfer500]

"horny as hell" LOL well that would be a conundrum. Probably would have to opt out between the body odor and totally unshaven. Yeah I wouldn't get it up anyhow. I've run into more bad ass smell than stinky pussy smell. Either one is a boner killer for me.

Normally, I too would of opted out, yet I was horny as hell as well and didn't let it deter me, and it turned out to be a good experience.

[Osteoknot]

I just PM'd this to a fellow monger a few minutes ago and thought maybe someone else could use it.

In Medellin, yes, you can negotiate for bareback fucking. Everything is negotiable, everything has a price. Recent STD test result are a great idea.

There's two basic strategies. You can make it clear up front that you want bareback, and be prepared to pay 50 to 100 mil COP extra. You may get a flat out refusal at those prices but they will all do it for a price. I guesstimate an 75-80 percent success rate at that price range.

Or you can wait until the moment of truth and just proceed like it's the normal thing to do, don't ask. I favor this approach but that is probably purely personal preference. She will probably but not always stop you. The advantage there, is that you are both already semi-committed and are motivated to close the deal. Show her your dick under full light, let her examine it if she wants, squeeze it so she sees nothing drips out the tip. Be clinical and matter of fact about it and she will appreciate it. Go for it! Good luck and happy mongering. I am sure there are other mongers here who are more experienced and insights, too.

[Osteoknot]

The last thing I want is to get infected in Colombia and being treated In a Colombian hospital and not being able to fly home to a hospital in the USA.

BTW, IMO it's an abuse of individual freedom when a single person's actions can harm others or does not achieve the greater good. Moving on.

Even though hospitals overall have an excellent reputation in Colombia, my friend who was diagnosed with Covid and required hospitalization here was so suspect of the care he was getting, that he boarded a commercial flight back home while still requiring supplemental oxygen.

[Osteoknot]

Does anyone know for sure what I need to do to drive this moto legally in Colombia? The moto has all it's "papers" in mi novia's name, but what if I want to use it? I would take the chance drive it right now if needed, but I've heard several stories about when if the policia stop you and you don't everything in order, they take the moto away from you right then and there on the spot. Obvio, I would like to avoid that situation.

[Just Incognito]

Oh come on now, how young are you guys? Since when would unshaven slow anyone down LOL I remember when all where unshaven. And back then they damn well were more likely to have some body odor hiding in that muff pie, I wouldn't go down on a girl that was dancing the night away unless she went to the shower first. Even sweat would make that unpleasant when you stick your nose it it.

I don't want to floss when I am down there! Clean it up! No hair or no for me.

LOL.

[LatinaLover#1]

I don't like this, but I've been vaxed 3 x and can prove it, what are you anti vaxing mongers going to do?

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/01/o...id-travel.html

I'm a firm believer of individual freedom, Vax if you want, don't if you don't want, your decision. BUT. My daughter works in the medical field and she gets the numbers of the hospital everyday. She read them to me yesterday and the amount of hospitalizations of UN-vaxed is astronomical compared to vaxed. And deaths of vaxed is practically non existent. Do what you will.

I will tell you that I feel more comfortable during my visits to Colombia being Vaxed. The last thing I want is to get infected in Colombia and being treated In a Colombian hospital and not being able to fly home to a hospital in the USA.

[Osteoknot]

I felt the same way about Arepas for many years during my travels to Colombia but then I got into a serious relationship with a Bogotana for the last few years and she always makes me apepas from scratch, slicing the corn off the COB, butter etc. Not sure of the rest of the stuff she puts in there put I've grown to like it, almost as much as I like my hash browns with eggs.

That there are some home-made Colombian arepas that are really tasty. Every single one I've had in a restaurant is not worth the space it occupies on the plate. I believe but am not certain that the basic arepas have only two ingredients. Flour made from maize (corn) and water. That's about what they taste like to me. I bet once you start "doctoring" them up a little with additional ingredients, they could be good.

[LatinaLover#1]

I fully agree with your conclusion. Thank God for foreign cuisine in both countries. The arepas in Colombia, are one of the worst foodstuff, otherwise known as "hockey puck".

I felt the same way about Arepas for many years during my travels to Colombia but then I got into a serious relationship with a Bogotana for the last few years and she always makes me apepas from scratch, slicing the corn off the COB, butter etc. Not sure of the rest of the stuff she puts in there put I've grown to like it, almost as much as I like my hash browns with eggs.

[YyzTravel]

Man,

I wish I could work remotely from Colombia, but IT would likely catch me. I have to be stationed in the Bay Area, otherwise they'll adjust my pay based on geo.

Get a proxy. Problem solved. I have been working "remote" in different countries for 10+ years and have a full paid proxy subscription so all my traffic (phone included) route back through the US.

[MMHikeus]

Anyone have any luck with ticktock girls? If so, could you please share, how to go about it? Thanks.

[LoveItHere69]

Jajajaj. I'm not a fan of Colombian cuisine, it's just as bad as German food. But Colombia and Germany are my top 2 monger destinations.

I was chatting with two Colombian teachers and they asked how I liked Colombian food and I could only say it is OK. I explained it was very bland with no use of a certain spice that sticks out into my mind. They were not happy with my assessment.

Just because empanadas are sold on every single block in Colombia does not mean it is good and definitely the would "cuisine" should not be attached to it. Hotdogs are also sold all over the place in this country it is definitely also not cuisine. It is only "food" or low level "sustenance". Seems as if all the Colombian restaurants serve beans, rice, fried plantain, and salad with some sort of meat. That is hardly special or unique tasting.

[Mojo Bandit]

was unshaven, and was horny as hell.

"horny as hell" LOL well that would be a conundrum. Probably would have to opt out between the body odor and totally unshaven. Yeah I wouldn't get it up anyhow. I've run into more bad ass smell than stinky pussy smell. Either one is a boner killer for me.

Oh come on now, how young are you guys? Since when would unshaven slow anyone down LOL I remember when all where unshaven. And back then they damn well were more likely to have some body odor hiding in that muff pie, I wouldn't go down on a girl that was dancing the night away unless she went to the shower first. Even sweat would make that unpleasant when you stick your nose it it.

[MarquisdeSade1]

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/09/01/who-...ndroidappshare

Will this force the CDC to start new restrictions on returning visitors from Col?

How many anti vaxer mongers will visit Col, and act as super spreaders of this after returning to the USA ala JJ the CCP virus super spreader in Col.