Medellin Reports

[Joe Bandit]

I really appreciate the quick responses gentlemen. I was thinking of changing my flight to a later time, but maybe I can try to get the test done on a Sunday.

If you are returning to the US, the requirement is one day before, rather than 24 hours. In your situation it doesn't matter much, departing at 5 AM, but for anyone leaving later in the day it does give them more time.

There are labs in Medellin which test 7 days per week. The US Embassy has a PDF file listing testing locations throughout Colombia, just search for Covid testing Medellin. You will need to check the different lab websites to find one available for when you need it.

Many labs will come to your apartment or hotel room, but you will need to schedule the appointment 2 or 3 days in advance.

Thanks JjBee62, I seem to be in a tough spot with the early morning flight. I did look at the PDF list from the Embassy website which lists the hours for the Labs. Apparently none of them are listed as open on Sunday.

I liked the service that San Peter apartments recommends. You can whatsapp them at +57 302 2690395 for more info. I set it up 2 days before I left and the nurse came to my apartment the day before. She told me she was willing to fudge dates and times if my flight changed or whatever else. I think I paid 150 k but you can ask them.

I'm actually staying at the San Peter apts. I'll contact the number to see if they can set me up with somebody on a Sunday.

I've used the MDE airport testing site frequently, and it advertised it is open 24/7. In fact their is a chance I may use them tomorrow Friday? If I get the opportunity to confirm it is still 24/7, I will? Luvchicas luving MDE.

Thanks LuvChicas, that'd be awesome if you can confirm that they are open specifically on Sunday night / Monday morning. Thanks again and safe travels.

[Gabacho]

Don't know if it'll help anyone but here we go anyway. This Vennie girl named Daniela used to work in Santa Fe in Bogota and now she has moved onto Medellin. Two years ago when I went to BOG, she stole some money out of my pants pocket. Not much but annoying enough for me to tell the cops who grabbed her from her hotel and threw her in jail for a few days. The Vennies all know each other so this time when I came back to BOG, a girl told me Daniela moved onto Medellin and is bragging about how there are so many foreigners in Medellin and how much money she's stealing money them. Anyways she looks like a generic Latina, so I'm not sure if this helps but here's her photo attached and her FB profile.

And she has a twin sister named yusne. I know her personally and I'm a client of hers and of her sister but they have never stolen anything from me neither one of them, and on the contrary both of them give really good service although I fuck with the sister more often than her.

[DirtyDJ]

I'd love to tag along and check out the scene and get some pointers. Beers on me of course.

[Md955]

How do you know she will do what you want when you haven't even met her? She'll certainly tell you she will do what you want. Then you will give her 250 k and then she will decide what she is going to do. That is a much more likely scenario.

Correct, I don't know, but I have had a handful of other girls who were largely the same deal before. I have managed to find girls who will play my girlfriend for a day or two or however long is decided. I have spoken to countless girls off of Tinder, IG, and Facebook, I have a good sense of when a girl is telling me what she thinks I want to hear or when she seems genuine. I scout girls a month or two before my trips and the good ones are the ones who become friends with me and talk to me (they initiate conversations) during that time. This builds chemistry and she becomes more comfortable with me and we talk about what I like and what she likes to do, in and out of bed. Before we meet I do not send cash, that's the rule, and if she keeps asking then I block and move on to the next.

I will bring little gifts here and there from the US for these girls (1 or 2 girls per trip to Medellin), be it lingerie or some perfume. The lingerie I buy from Shein or Victoria's Secret panties on sale. I've found that these girls swoon over gifts like that, usually $15 or less, and it will make me look even better in their eyes which makes the experience better all around.

Sure some guys think 500 k per day is a lot, and I do dabble in the occasional casa visit to get my rocks off for 60 k, but sometimes I want that girlfriend experience, and I am paying for the illusion.

If you want to just do an hour or two with one girl and move to the next, there's plenty opportunity for that in Colombia. But for me? Sometimes I want to do other things and not go out alone the whole time I'm on vacation. My main priority in Colombia is to have the best vacation I can possibly have.

[JjBee62]

But so many of us don't speak Spanish, where do you meet semi-pro normal girls? Pick up lines at street? Bars? Like, A lot of us are incel and never developed those skills in the USA.

First thing, well done for going back and reading the forum. Not only did you go back, but you went way back. Not many will put in the effort.

Unfortunately, you wound up in a place where every answer is wrong, or right, depending on who you ask. It's entirely subjective and very few people will consider your situation and your comfort level. In some cases taking the advice offered is an expensive mistake.

I'll let you in on a little secret. Almost every guy is "incel" until they learn what works for them. Once you figure it out, you'll be amazed at how easy it is. Unfortunately, there's no one method. You'll have to find a solution that fits you.

Fortunately, in places like Medellin there's a simple and cheap solution (compared to the US). The only difficult part is deciding where you want to get the girls.

You need to start with your skill set. Both MrEnternational and The Tall Man have been traveling for pussy for a long time, and both speak Spanish. TTM lives in Medellin, so his situation won't help you. Not knowing Spanish isn't an insurmountable problem, neither is a lack of skills in picking up women. It just means you probably won't have much success chatting up random women.

While plenty of guys will tell you there's no need to try and set up girls in advance, it's probably your best bet for a successful trip. If you have someone with Medellin experience to guide you, there are plenty of options. But if you try going solo, you might not feel comfortable enough to pull the trigger.

Here are a few recommendations, in no particular order:

1. The Medellin Mansion. It's a hotel where working girls hang out at the pool during the day and in the bar at night. Many of the guys who stay there have been coming to Medellin for years. They will be happy to help you get laid. There are guys on the forum who will look down their noses at you if you stay there. However, you should be more interested in getting laid than in having some stranger pat you on the back. It's the easiest way to get women in your bed. You'll pay more for lodging and for girls, but it's still reasonable.

2. Casas, casas de citas or casas de chicas. Brothels. You might have to climb some stairs and there's a door to open, but that's the hardest part. Once inside you'll be guided towards a place to sit and the girls will come out and introduce themselves. Pick one, she'll guide you to a room and take care of business. Some places ask for payment in advance, some places you pay when you finish. Service and selection aren't always the best, but most casas are cheap.

3. Strip clubs. Prices are a bit higher than a comparable casa.

4. Facebook. Many people will tell you it's a waste of time. Others will tell you it's the best source of girls in Medellin. One big advantage is that you can work on it any time. Once you get started, you can add a few more girls whenever you have 2 minutes to spare. Eventually, Facebook will start recommending girls to you. At some point, girls will come looking for you. You just have to decide which ones you want.

[Paulie97]

Don't know if it'll help anyone but here we go anyway. This Vennie girl named Daniela used to work in Santa Fe in Bogota and now she has moved onto Medellin. Two years ago when I went to BOG, she stole some money out of my pants pocket. Not much but annoying enough for me to tell the cops who grabbed her from her hotel and threw her in jail for a few days. The Vennies all know each other so this time when I came back to BOG, a girl told me Daniela moved onto Medellin and is bragging about how there are so many foreigners in Medellin and how much money she's stealing money them. Anyways she looks like a generic Latina, so I'm not sure if this helps but here's her photo attached and her FB profile.

Appreciate the heads up. In the future put your cash in a zip up purse and keep it in your front pants pocket. Roll up your jeans and keep them next to you at all times. Carry them with you to the bathroom when you go. This way no one can steal from you as it's just way too difficult. Notice I said jeans. If you are running around in slacks, cargo shorts, socks and sandals, etc. There's no hope for you anyway. Suerte.

[PdSuave]

I'll try to answer. It's difficult to give exact answers without a lot more information from you.

First thing, forget Instagram and webcam sites, along with YouTube videos. YouTube videos mostly just give one person's opinion. IG and webcams will waste a lot of your time and money with minimal returns. You'll be competing with guys who are happy to spend lots of money for just the online interactions.

Where and how to find girls depends on what you're comfortable with. What works for you in the US? You should concentrate on the Colombian equivalent. At least to get started. Knowing Spanish will work in your favor.

Where to stay is another decision based upon your experience and comfort level. The easiest solution is to stay at the Mansion (Search Hotel M Medellin). There will be other, experienced mongers there who can help you out and there are girls available onsite. It's not the cheapest option, but it's reasonable compared to US hotels. About $200 per day should cover food, lodging and 2 girls. If that's your choice, book several weeks in advance. They tend to be busy.

With hotels you will often be charged extra for bringing girls to your room, or you might be limited on the number of guests. Some will not allow any guests. Most will require the girls to have a valid ID.

You could run into the same issues with Airbnb. Pay attention to the description and rules.

Some guys prefer a place where access is controlled. This adds a level of security, but can also cause problems. For a first timer, having someone screening visitors is probably best..

Don't really care about the beef with you and Mr E. Both of you guys are a wealth of info. Gracias!

[JustTK]

So why would you expect that you can pick up sem-pro normal girls? Seems bizzare to me. Your options are money for honey.
I would never expect to meet young non-working girls. .

Exactly. Some people have really weird expectations and demands. I wonder of that's why they are single.

[Zeos1]

But so many of us don't speak Spanish, where do you meet semi-pro normal girls? Pick up lines at street? Bars? Like, A lot of us are incel and never developed those skills in the USA.

So why would you expect that you can pick up sem-pro normal girls? Seems bizzare to me. Your options are money for honey.

I would never expect to meet young non-working girls. I am over 60, and although I speak Spanish why on earth would a 20's or early 30"s want with me, other than money. And for a chica that does not do it for money what would it be? Although one of my buddies did meet a certified paranoid chica that wanted him as a boyfriend.

[Tasss]

Don't know if it'll help anyone but here we go anyway. This Vennie girl named Daniela used to work in Santa Fe in Bogota and now she has moved onto Medellin. Two years ago when I went to BOG, she stole some money out of my pants pocket. Not much but annoying enough for me to tell the cops who grabbed her from her hotel and threw her in jail for a few days. The Vennies all know each other so this time when I came back to BOG, a girl told me Daniela moved onto Medellin and is bragging about how there are so many foreigners in Medellin and how much money she's stealing money them. Anyways she looks like a generic Latina, so I'm not sure if this helps but here's her photo attached and her FB profile.

[NoClue]

Are you referring to United States passports?

Yes, I am in the States. Sent to the passport agency in Texas. Was surprised how quickly it came back. Of course if I needed it back quick I am sure it wouldn't have.

[DriftClouds]

I totally agree. I go online to find normal chicks to date. If I want a hooker in Colombia then I know where to find them cheap and without wasting tons of time. I have never understood preplotting hookers. For me, getting a hooker is more of a spur of the moment, on the spot, impulse purchase. I wouldn't plan particular ones weeks in advance.

But so many of us don't speak Spanish, where do you meet semi-pro normal girls? Pick up lines at street? Bars? Like, A lot of us are incel and never developed those skills in the USA.

[LoveItHere69]

Your description matches several of the lowest end places. The one that is shut down is nearer to the back of the museum than any other.

Sorry but Hotel Mairuba Calle 52 #53-17 is closer but you have to cross the street with car traffic on it to get to it. Nobody ever mentions that hotel so I assume very few people now of its existence. If you stay on the same side as the museum Carrera 53 and walk past the dead space (brick wall of building) you will get to the ST hotel with the closet doors.

[JustTK]

Are you referring to United States passports?

I assumed he was talking about Chinese passports. The most commonly held in the world.

[Knowledge]

Your description matches several of the lowest end places. The one that is shut down is nearer to the back of the museum than any other.

Is that the crappy one on cra 53 behind the museum where you walk up the stairs and it's real small in the reception area and they have these crappy doors that close like a closet??