Medellin Reports

[JohnnyWalker55]

Every thing you wrote is exactly correct. There are a lot of police tents on La Setenta (Carrera 70) these days and I have seen more than a few stunners dressed in green. I have given some thought to approaching some of them but they are always (usually) accompanied by another officer. But one of these days. But a high-school student who has never been here would never know that.

I'd say more than half the female cops I see are hot. Especially at the entrances by the fence at botero. But the baton ones, for some reason the ones with guns are usually heftier. Just make a day out of "cop hunting", they're just regular girls, and they don't get treated as such because of the uniform. I imagine they're missing out all the flirting they get if they would've worked at a mall or cell phone store in centro.

This chick was just posted up against a wall on her phone, one of those safety cops patrolling the metro, not near the tent. She was a secretary at a university but became a cop because of the job security and her father was one.

They're just regular chicks in uniform!

[Fun Luvr]

I reached out to a reputable facebook tourguide girl ...So I said, "oh, that sounds beautiful, but I am a young guy and I want something hot like fire, do you have other tours? You know what I means?" She replied: "no I don't know what you mean, please be more specific (in Spanish)"
What should I reply? Does she do other tours? Is the "behind closed door" service come with the touring?

I would have replied the same as her to a question like that. You're not talking about the US, and you are not going to be sued for sexual harassment. Be direct. Ask her if you can have a round or two in bed with her before the tour. You will not embarrass her. If she no longer does that, she will tell you. It's not like walking up to a stranger on the street and asking for sex.

[DriftClouds]

Is this Laura? Someone else may give you a better answer. I probably would just ask if she provides companionship or if you can have a date with her if you don't want to be too direct? If she still does not understand, then you will need to be more direct. I think she probably should get used to this type of questions by now.

Did you ask the tour first?

Yes she is Laura. I didn't ask for tour first, I said to her " I saw your pics of horse riding tour, do you offer other tours". Then she reply" yes, horse is my favorite, "then she describe the tour. And then I imply if she have other tours because I want something "on fire, hot". But she pretend she doesn't know. Haha.

[Gabacho]

What a stupid thing to say. But wait. That is right. You have never been here.

I have never looked hot cops but I saw a hot Filipina (Asian face) looking police officer at Botero once. Another time I saw a short one who had a huge rack, even with her uniform trying to hide it, near the police station near San Antonio station. Sadly, I could do nothing about either one. No Spanish. To think all female police look and act masculine is so stupid but expected of you.

I agree there's tons of hot police chicks here. I catch myself looking at their asses all the time when walking around and they're in front of me LOL.

[Surfer500]

My suggestion to you, and this is from a lesson I learned many years ago in Mexico, would be to keep your money / wallet in your pocket and when you take off your pants put them somewhere where you have constant visual contact of them (on a table or chair or on the floor near the bed etc.) and never leave the girl alone in the same room as your pants, not even for 30 seconds, even if it means not cleaning yourself after the deed is done.

I remember a long time ago having my pants on a nightstand beside the bed and while laying down on the bed and getting blown, the provider was able to sit on the bed and block my view while blowing me and took some money out of my wallet, not all of it, because I hadn't paid yet, apparently I had something like 200 K and she took like 50 K.

Since I always have a small backpack with me, when I take off my pants, I always put them in the backpack, and zipper the pack up, which always remains in sight. And typically when I go with a girl for the first time I take the back-pack into the bathroom with me.

And your right, these girls within 30 seconds can easily rip you off, and are very adept at this. In my case, the girl knew that if she had taken all my money there would of been a problem when I was going to pay her so took a small sum. A bigger issue, more so than money are cell phones being stolen. There's quite a black market for them, with stolen smart phones generally being sold for 100 K and up, so if a girl steals one, she can easily get 50 K for it. This is something guys need to be aware of when they are getting ready to depart the room. And another red flag guys should be aware of is when a girl is in a hurry to leave. In this instance it's best to get in front of the door, and make sure your not missing anything, and besides money or a phone, it could be something else of value you have.

I personally never have a smart phone or much cash on me when I'm in Centro, so don't have much to lose if somebody jacks me up. Anybody carrying a USA smart phone around with them in Centro, or quite frankly anywhere in Colombia will be hosed if their phone gets stolen, so I rarely take mine out with me and have a cheap Colombian burner phone with me.

[Knowledge]

What do you want to know?

Does anyone on the ground have more background on this.

[Shagmeister7777]

I reached out to a reputable facebook tourguide girl, recommended by many people in this forum. So she does countryside horseriding (literally hose, no implying) tour guide, and she posts her clients photos, mostly mid-age, retired age. I would imagine that tour is beautiful for many 40+ male escaping New-York city lifestyle. But I am horny young guy that need to get it out of my system and live in a small town, like I can look out of the window and there are plenty of grass out there, So I am not so interested in the horse back tour. But based on you guys reports, she is good in bed and sounds like she might make me pop 3 times a day. So I said, "oh, that sounds beautiful, but I am a young guy and I want something hot like fire, do you have other tours? You know what I means?" She replied: "no I don't know what you mean, please be more specific (in Spanish)" So I am thinking that horse back tour sounds like about 5 hours at least, I am thinking that hours of time she charges might be more than the "behind closed door" time. What's y'all experience about that? I like some touring of course. But I don't know how to explicitly say it. I don't want to be rude, she might like her horse touring job better than riding some stranger dudes.

What should I reply? Does she do other tours? Is the "behind closed door" service come with the touring?

You guys know who it is. If you guys know other tour guides that fit my need better, please recommend to me, PM me. Thank you.

Can someone please PM me the Facebook profile for this tour guide?

[Shagmeister7777]

On Tinder and Facebook Murders.

https://www.noticiasrcn.com/amp/colo...-herido-405719

Does anyone on the ground have more background on this.

[Gabacho]

I don't doubt you at all. There could be many reasons why she doesn't steal from you. Maybe she likes you genuinely. That doesn't apply for all customers she goes with obviously. But Vennie girls here here know her and know what she does. These stories don't just come from me.

My suggestion to you, and this is from a lesson I learned many years ago in Mexico, would be to keep your money / wallet in your pocket and when you take off your pants put them somewhere where you have constant visual contact of them (on a table or chair or on the floor near the bed etc.) and never leave the girl alone in the same room as your pants, not even for 30 seconds, even if it means not cleaning yourself after the deed is done.

[Paulie97]

But didn't everyone hear? Medellin is dangerous. Foreigners are being killed every day. Don't go. Costa Rica and DR are wonderful. CHeck them out. I will fend off the bad guys in MDE. Not worries! (I wish more guys would believe this and stay the hell out of MDE).

No everyone didn't hear, because that is a caricature of what is being said rather than what is being said. So it's the old erect the straw man and knock it down, something easy to do.

[Nounce]

I reached out to a reputable facebook tourguide girl,..

Is this Laura? Someone else may give you a better answer. I probably would just ask if she provides companionship or if you can have a date with her if you don't want to be too direct? If she still does not understand, then you will need to be more direct. I think she probably should get used to this type of questions by now.

Did you ask the tour first?

[ArinBlack]

Because the kind of girls I get on FB give me a difference experience than a casa girl or, for what I've read, a centro girl. Strip clubs and Gusto's. No way. My flake rate is pretty low. True that I do not "size them up" in person before taking them, believe me that I chat them up plenty to gauge service and attitude. After 16+ years of going to MDE, I've gotten pretty good at it. At least it satisfies me.

Fair enough. What do you suggest to get started on Facebook? What's the initial setup and how do you find them / how do they find you there?

[ColombiaLover]

It's not a motto, but a reality. That said, if someone is being stupid and tells about it, I have the right to think he is stupid and also have contempt for him for giving these girls unrealistic expectations. It just makes it a bit harder.

But didn't everyone hear? Medellin is dangerous. Foreigners are being killed every day. Don't go. Costa Rica and DR are wonderful. CHeck them out. I will fend off the bad guys in MDE. Not worries! (I wish more guys would believe this and stay the hell out of MDE).

You could say this about almost anything. If one person does anything with 1 girl, then other girls might expect others to provide the same thing. Here are some examples:


It's been awhile, but my motto remains:

Your dick. Your money. Your business.

[ColombiaLover]

Because the kind of girls I get on FB give me a difference experience than a casa girl or, for what I've read, a centro girl. Strip clubs and Gusto's. No way. My flake rate is pretty low. True that I do not "size them up" in person before taking them, believe me that I chat them up plenty to gauge service and attitude. After 16+ years of going to MDE, I've gotten pretty good at it. At least it satisfies me.

What is the FB and why don't you bother with all those other methods? Those methods seem more reliable whereas facebook they can just flake on you, and you don't even get to size them up before taking them out.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Hvaing spent a 3 weeks in santafe earlier and been in medallo lately, the talent in SF is much better. No doubt. Hotter girls.

However I choose mde sw scene any day because of the longer rooms, hotter climate, and much more GFE.

I fucked a cop last week. She was typical 5'2 paisa standing alone on her phone by the estadio metro, I played the american card, spit some game and got her number for a "cafecito".

We met two days later on her day off, she's 27 and a killer body. Wore jeans and a blouse, met at a bar in Buenos Aires near my place, spent 3 hours there and we got pretty sloshed, invited her back to my place and the deed was done. Can't imagine doingthat in the states. She didn't have a gun so she was one of those safety cops with a baton LOL..

I doubt my penis would get a erect even for a "safety cop" LOL not my thing, I prefer feminine women and I don't consider female cops feminine, I abhor unfeminine females.

And hey WTF is wrong with Frisbys? Espec with some honey, but yes I agree I don't think putas should ever be eating that crap, let alone between mongers LOL.

Post-script.

"If you stay in the right barrio you won't see a gringo, if that's a concern of some here like it is for me."

Cool I guess as long as you steer clear the Bronx LOL.