Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Because having a pussy and fucking someone requires no special skills. Half of the planet actually has one. Even the most beautiful model ever has to learn certain skills for their craft and do not start off making top money. All a hooker has to do is open her legs. Evidently a young, pretty chick with nothing else going for herself besides being able to open her legs really amazes some guys.

I hate to say it, but it seems like you've never had a decent lay. What's worse, apparently you've never given a girl a decent lay.

I've had a few like that, where the girl thinks all she has to do is open her legs. Conversations with some of my ex's taught me that a lot of guys think all there is to fucking is having a hard dick.

Hopefully some day you'll find a woman who knows that there's a helluva lot more to it than just spreading her legs.

For everyone else, take a moment to consider the difference between a lousy blowjob and one that curls your toes. Think about the girls who just lay there and say "leche papi" and the ones who fuck you like it's an Olympic sport. How about the ones who have made you tap out?

There's a huge difference between a girl who needs a bunch of lube just to get inside and the girl who soaks your sheets and rattles the windows with her screams of pleasure.

Like anything else, sex is a combination of skills. Would you rather save a few dollars and limit yourself to women who have no skills, or spend your time with women who earn every peso?

[JjBee62]

There is so much to say here. I don't work for minimum wage is the US so why do you guys think a in shape attractive 21 yo should make minimum to be with you. As I said before, they have a short shelf life. They should make as much as they can. I made 200 a day at my job. That's 3 x minimum wage. If 15 a day is minimum in Brazil than that's 45.00 at 3 x. That's about what I was paying in Brazil and Medellin. Why do you guys hate on girls for wanting to make at least that. I just don't get this "I'm going to offer 10 dollars to a 9/10 because that's minimum at a factory". Also, I don't pay 10 for a Big Mac if it says 3. All Big Macs are the same. Not all girls look the same or provide the same service.

Sure, I've had Brazilian girls on the beach offer me 100 reals, but they weren't attractive so I declined. The girls I paid 200 reals too looked amazing, we're in great shape, and they knew it. At least they looked amazing to me. That's what I mean by ymmv. Women learn at a early age what they are worth, by the amount of guys that hit on them and check them out when they are walking around. It's easy for attractive girls in the US to get laid, but ugly girls can't get laid to save their life. I worked with a security guard that weighed 260 pounds..

You got it exactly right. There's nothing wrong with paying a fair price to get what you want. After all you worked for your money. You should be allowed to decide how to spend it.

If I want a better meal, I go to a better restaurant with better food and I pay more. If I want to stay in a nicer place, I don't go to a $15 a night hotel and I don't go to a nice hotel and insist they only charge me $15 per night. I pay the price appropriate for what I want. And if I want a chunky 30-40 year old woman, I don't hop on a plane. I just go to any bar, smile, buy a drink and take one home. Why waste time and money traveling to pay for what just about anyone can get for free?

I don't understand the weird comparisons. The price at McDonald's is the price at McDonald's. The food at one McDonald's is the same as at another McDonald's. It's not negotiable, it doesn't vary.

Let's try a real comparison. If want a nice filet, I don't go to McDonald's, pay $50 and pretend one of their hamburgers is the same as a filet. I head to a restaurant where I can get a nice filet. I don't tell them I'm only paying the same as I would pay at McDonald's and I'm not paying the filet price and asking the waiter to go get me a burger from McDonald's. I get the filet and I pay for the filet.

As for taxis in Bogota. You walk out of the terminal and hop on the bus to Portal Eldorado. It's free. You get off the bus buy a card for the TransMilenio, get on the bus going to where you want to go. It costs less than 3 k and it's usually quicker than a taxi.

Or use an app, or get one of the airport taxis. Whatever works for you. If paying or saving 10-15 k is going to have any impact on your visit, then you've got a lot bigger problems than what someone else is spending.

[Tasss]

This I agree with.

FB girls who use to take 200-250 saying they won't come out for so little money anymore.

This is the problem I have with providers because even if you agree to their terms you now know they won't be the same as when they were hungry to make the 200-250.

And this blame falls solely on the weekend warriors who get so fucked up and don't care if they get lousy service.

No offense and do correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you use to flex on this board like you only went for 9's and 10's and those 9/10's don't go for 200 k-250 k. The second part might still be true, but people have told you then and you also know now that the higher the price the worse the service. The fact is the looks don't really make up for it. No one's going to argue that 500 k for a session with a 9 is cheap in USD terms, but unless you're a virgin who ejaculates in 1 minute, the experience is going to suck because that's how long she's going to give you to come.

[Sangnyc21]

Once a girl gets "known" among the gringo hoard, her price goes up and her service generally gets worse. If a chica quotes a ridiculous price, it's best to put them on ignore and find one who hasn't been on the gringo circuit as long.

This I agree with.

FB girls who use to take 200-250 saying they won't come out for so little money anymore.

This is the problem I have with providers because even if you agree to their terms you now know they won't be the same as when they were hungry to make the 200-250.

And this blame falls solely on the weekend warriors who get so fucked up and don't care if they get lousy service.

[Mr Enternational]

I don't work for minimum wage is the US so why do you guys think a in shape attractive 21 yo should make minimum to be with you.

Because having a pussy and fucking someone requires no special skills. Half of the planet actually has one. Even the most beautiful model ever has to learn certain skills for their craft and do not start off making top money. All a hooker has to do is open her legs. Evidently a young, pretty chick with nothing else going for herself besides being able to open her legs really amazes some guys.

[Combo]

While yes 1 million cop a month is a lot of money for the average Colombian. You're dealing with young girls who stare at social media all day and want things the rest of the world has.

My only issue with girls is not about how much $$ they make but it seems like the more they start charging the service actually deteriorates. When they start flexing like they are hot shit and are an absolute lousy lay!! They're still prostituting and they think they're better than someone because of their new found financial status which never lasts long.

I'm all for girls or anyone doing what they got to do to make $$ as long as they don't harm another human.

But you would think charging more you would at least want to keep your customers coming back LOL.

Once a girl gets "known" among the gringo hoard, her price goes up and her service generally gets worse. If a chica quotes a ridiculous price, it's best to put them on ignore and find one who hasn't been on the gringo circuit as long.

[TjBrazil]

There is so much to say here. I don't work for minimum wage is the US so why do you guys think a in shape attractive 21 yo should make minimum to be with you. As I said before, they have a short shelf life. They should make as much as they can. I made 200 a day at my job. That's 3 x minimum wage. If 15 a day is minimum in Brazil than that's 45.00 at 3 x. That's about what I was paying in Brazil and Medellin. Why do you guys hate on girls for wanting to make at least that. I just don't get this "I'm going to offer 10 dollars to a 9/10 because that's minimum at a factory". Also, I don't pay 10 for a Big Mac if it says 3. All Big Macs are the same. Not all girls look the same or provide the same service.

Sure, I've had Brazilian girls on the beach offer me 100 reals, but they weren't attractive so I declined. The girls I paid 200 reals too looked amazing, we're in great shape, and they knew it. At least they looked amazing to me. That's what I mean by ymmv. Women learn at a early age what they are worth, by the amount of guys that hit on them and check them out when they are walking around. It's easy for attractive girls in the US to get laid, but ugly girls can't get laid to save their life. I worked with a security guard that weighed 260 pounds. No guys were on her jock. She probably never got laid. It's easy for attractive girls in Rio to get 200 reals back in the day because there was competition for her. Mr E comparing girls to Big Macs and taxi drivers is assinine. I try to get the taxi as cheap as I can because they are like Big Macs to me. I'm not being ripped off by those criminals.

[Dcrist0527]

Can you be a little more specific about the secondary search?

When you enter into the International gate at the airport, after they confirm you have a boarding pass, there are typically two Colombian police whom are looking at Passports and decide whom may be sent for a more thorough search by the Police, besides airport security. I have seen the Colombian police going thru peoples things, paperwork, etc.

You said it was a secondary search, yet I have never seen a secondary search of anyone after going thru the main checkpoint.

I have flown on Avianca, Copa, and American and have yet to see this during the last seven years.

Was it conducted just prior to boarding the plane, and if so by whom?

Just curious, that's all.

Happened to me on my last trip. I checked in, no problem. Got my boarding pass. What's different for me than what others reported was there was no SSSS on my boarding pass. Just as they start boarding, they call 6, maybe 8 names. Mine was the last name called. At this point, I just figured it was a routine passport check. I went to the counter and they told me to walk through a door just behind their desk. I got there and there was one man in front of me. He didn't know what was going on either. About that time, they are just about done boarding. He and I were both getting a little antsy.

Eventually, airline employees called us back separately. They explained TSA selected me randomly. So they thoroughly searched my carryon. I had to take out all electronics, turn them on and illustrate 2 apps. Odd. Shoes off and searched. Pretty thorough patdown.

Cost of international travel, I suppose. But damn, how much money is spent with very little payoff.

[Mr Enternational]

No idea if this chick is a 10 or a 2. But I was talking to a Venezuelan chick in Bogota from Cupid and she told me that she does not have time for a boyfriend (what the hell is she doing on the site then), but would hook me up with her cousin in Medellin. I said that I did not want to meet any hookers because I know many women in Medellin are hookers. She said her cousin is not a hooker. Turns out the chick is a nurse. Don't know how I keep ending up with all these nurses in Colombia. Anyway we have been talking and will meet up when I get there in a couple of days.

[Knowledge]

Actually they are checking for anything and everything. Drugs, undeclared cash in excess of US $10,000, any other contraband. Like most frequent travelers, I have been flagged a handful of times. It's a major pain in the ass. It hasn't happened to me in a few years. Maybe it's because I don't travel as often as I used to.

Dealt with this in Europe traveling back to the USA A few times. I think they're checking for drugs.

[Lou32]

Antibiotics.

Thanks, Husker Dude!

[SureMan]

Dealt with this in Europe traveling back to the USA A few times. I think they're checking for drugs.

Yes my boarding pass has. SSSS.

Will always remember this.

I did check in online for AA flight.

[Jake2738]

I went to both of these places within the last week, so I thought I would give a review of each and compare.

Esperanza is in Poblado which makes it more convenient than Happy Massage since Happy is in a place where not many mongers would stay. I took an Uber to Happy for like $3, so it's still pretty accessible.

In terms of price, Esperanza was 130 k while Happy was 185 k for body on body massage.

I'm terms of the whole experience, Happy really did feel like luxury which is why it costs more I guess. The person responding to you on WhatsApp is fantastic and speaks English. You arrive and it's really professional. The masseuse leads you to the room and the room is very nice.

In terms of the massage, the massage by Happy was so much better. The woman at Happy was like a 9 in my book while the Esperanza woman was like a 7 or 8. Both really hot, but the Happy masseuse was crazy hot. Also the massage and the whole experience was so much better at Happy. Like obviously we're not really going for a massage, but the Happy masseuse actually gave a really good massage. And in terms of the sexual components she was much better as well. She was great at the body to body part and was really good at "accidentally" touching your dick while massaging. Then she also gave a way better HJ at the end as well.

So overall I would definitely suggest Happy if you are willing to pay the extra money for the Uber and the price.

[ChuchoLoco]

Let me reply to the search.

As I was about to check in a guy all suited up ask a few questions about if left the city of Medellin. I said no and asked what I did.

I said I stayed in Laurels but went to El Poblado for dinner.

It was not the police.

Probably working for American Airlines.

He spoke perfect English.

I checked in did the security check..

I had that happen to me in Miami once and they used swabs or pieces of cloth. Search was because I changed flights somewhere along the line from what I had originally booked and it was my birthday to add some insult. They weren't looking for drugs but said chemicals or bomb ingredients. I left Colombia yesterday, Medellin, and so many lines and checks that it was nuts. Getting in is easy but leaving was tough. I thought I had all forms completed but didn't know I also need exit migration. Be sure to do that fellas. It's a pain doing it standing in line at the airport check-in.

[Mr Enternational]

My opinion on how much to pay the girls is a ymmv basis. For example, When I picked up on that Brazilian Gabbie Carter on the beach in front of Othon Palace, I asked her how much and she said 200 reals which was 50 bucks at that time. Do you think I sat there and said her rent is probably 100 dollars a month so I better offer her 100 reals. I didn't give a crap, I was with the hottest chic I had ever been with, with natural DD and a body that screamed sex. The going rate was around 200 to 250 reals back then for gringos. That's what I paid. Don't overpay, but don't miss a opportunity for great memories because the locals might pay 25 bucks and they are charging you 50 bucks. Get over it, they are poor.

Later in the week I was in help and found another hottie that wanted 250 reals. I offered 200, and she said no, so off we went for 250.

You said it right at first, payment for a freelancer is a ymmv situation. But then you turn around and talk about a going rate. Which is it? How can it be both? Because I lived in Rio during those times and the most I ever gave a chick from Help was 150 reais for all night. There were indeed reports on ISG of guys giving them 300. A chick off the beach or at Meia Pataca during the day? 100 reais.

What does anyone being poor have to do with anything?

I just took an Indriver from the airport in Bogota. I paid 14,400 pesos. I could have paid 17,000 to another driver that put in his bid. I could have paid 38,500 for an Uber. I could have paid 40,000 for a taxi. Which of these is the going rate for a ride from the airport and why should I have gotten the ride for 40,000 versus the one I took for 14,400? The Indriver that brought me was actually a yellow taxi anyway.

I mean all these guys are probably poor and putting wear and tear on their cars. And they have to sit in those small cars all day and make their way through heavy traffic. My guy even lifted my heavy ass suitcase. Should I have just given him 26,000 more to match the 40,000 airport taxi?

I get it though. Pussy makes guys "not give a crap" and proud of doing things they would not ordinarily do in any other situation.