Medellin Reports

[Just Incognito]

This has to be the biggest load of crap I've ever read. You probably work for an American pharma company. Medications in Mexico and Colombia are just as good as their US counterparts. They have government agencies that control the manufacturing processes of pharmaceuticals just like in the US. They are tested for safety and effectiveness before they ever hit the market. I've been using mexican and colombian sildenafil for years and it works just the same as the viagra sold in the US. Get off of ISG with your big pharma propaganda bro!

I would argue many medications are safer in Colombia than the USA. The Colombian medical system is superior to the USA in many ways!

[TjBrazil]

You got it exactly right. There's nothing wrong with paying a fair price to get what you want. After all you worked for your money. You should be allowed to decide how to spend it.

If I want a better meal, I go to a better restaurant with better food and I pay more. If I want to stay in a nicer place, I don't go to a $15 a night hotel and I don't go to a nice hotel and insist they only charge me $15 per night. I pay the price appropriate for what I want. And if I want a chunky 30-40 year old woman, I don't hop on a plane. I just go to any bar, smile, buy a drink and take one home. Why waste time and money traveling to pay for what just about anyone can get for free?

I don't understand the weird comparisons. The price at McDonald's is the price at McDonald's. The food at one McDonald's is the same as at another McDonald's. It's not negotiable, it doesn't vary.

Let's try a real comparison. If want a nice filet, I don't go to McDonald's, pay $50 and pretend one of their hamburgers is the same as a filet. I head to a restaurant where I can get a nice filet. I don't tell them I'm only paying the same as I would pay at McDonald's and I'm not paying the filet price and asking the waiter to go get me a burger from McDonald's. I get the filet and I pay for the filet.

As for taxis in Bogota. You walk out of the terminal and hop on the bus to Portal Eldorado. It's free. You get off the bus buy a card for the TransMilenio, get on the bus going to where you want to go. It costs less than 3 k and it's usually quicker than a taxi.

Or use an app, or get one of the airport taxis. Whatever works for you. If paying or saving 10-15 k is going to have any impact on your visit, then you've got a lot bigger problems than what someone else is spending.

Exactly, I'm not going to fly 12 to 15 hours to Rio, and see Gabbie Carter's twin on the beach in a thong bikini, and when she says 200 reals, I tell her no way. It's 100 reals or nothing. It could work or she could say this guy is a jerk and end all discussions from that point. 50 bucks was more than fair. Hell, I would have paid 100 dollars. I lucked out that she only asked for 50 bucks equivalent. I quit going to Rio 10 years ago because the exchange rate made every girl 200 dollars or more, so I decided to try different places. If I can get a hot girl for up to 100 dollars, I'm happy. If the exchange rate goes to hell again, and we are at 200, I will stop going.

[Taylor707]

I went to both of these places within the last week, so I thought I would give a review of each and compare.

Esperanza is in Poblado which makes it more convenient than Happy Massage since Happy is in a place where not many mongers would stay. I took an Uber to Happy for like $3, so it's still pretty accessible.

In terms of price, Esperanza was 130 k while Happy was 185 k for body on body massage.

I'm terms of the whole experience, Happy really did feel like luxury which is why it costs more I guess. The person responding to you on WhatsApp is fantastic and speaks English. You arrive and it's really professional. The masseuse leads you to the room and the room is very nice.

In terms of the massage, the massage by Happy was so much better. The woman at Happy was like a 9 in my book while the Esperanza woman was like a 7 or 8. Both really hot, but the Happy masseuse was crazy hot. Also the massage and the whole experience was so much better at Happy. Like obviously we're not really going for a massage, but the Happy masseuse actually gave a really good massage. And in terms of the sexual components she was much better as well. She was great at the body to body part and was really good at "accidentally" touching your dick while massaging. Then she also gave a way better HJ at the end as well.

Thanks for the info. So those prices include the HJ? IS there a BJ option? If so, how much more? I'm not much of a HJ guy. Can do that better myself. Jaja.

[Taylor707]

What is your medical or pharmaceutical background?

His friend that is a Mexican pharmacist that doesn't recommend Mexican pharmaceuticals.

[Lou32]

This I agree with.

FB girls who use to take 200-250 saying they won't come out for so little money anymore.

This is the problem I have with providers because even if you agree to their terms you now know they won't be the same as when they were hungry to make the 200-250.

And this blame falls solely on the weekend warriors who get so fucked up and don't care if they get lousy service.

I have been on trips where I've told half a dozen "popular" ladies the same thing after they quote me a nutty charge: "OK. I only have XXX mil and if you want it you know how to get in touch with me. No hard feelings and have a nice week".

I'd say 10% to 20% of these "stars" contacts me during the week (never a Friday or Saturday, obviously) and agrees to my price.

It is always enough to fill out my horizontal workout schedule to my satisfaction. The most important thing to know about MDE is that the numbers (volume of working ladies) are forever on your side.

[JonnyPokerStar]

I was there 1 week and was ready to go. Save your 3 week trips for Brazil. Much more to do there. Medellin is pretty boring to be honest and the strip club scene and bars has declined a lot.

A small Colombian city vs the largest economy in south america that takes up 2/3 of the continent? Silly comparison.

Medellin is fun for getting drunk in fondas and dancing salsa, going on bike rides, hiking, miradores, history, and whatever else, but even comparing it to Salvador isn't fair. It's a city that feels like a town. I love it and I'm glad that many people do not.

[TjBrazil]

This I agree with.

FB girls who use to take 200-250 saying they won't come out for so little money anymore.

This is the problem I have with providers because even if you agree to their terms you now know they won't be the same as when they were hungry to make the 200-250.

And this blame falls solely on the weekend warriors who get so fucked up and don't care if they get lousy service.

BTW don't forget inflation in Brazil the last 15 years. Their cost of living has gone up like ours. 200 real doesn't buy them the same things it did 15 years ago.

[TjBrazil]

Thank You.

In broad strokes, the standard theory is pretty straightforward. When a lot of people can do the same job (working girls come a dime a dozen) , the wage for that job is pushed down (because more people can supply their labor). When it takes special skills or education to do a job, wages are pushed up, because fewer people can supply their labor. On the demand side, employers are willing to pay more for an employee that can make them more money.

True, that's why programmers make a lot to start and McDonald's workers make minimum. The difference in mongering is some girls are hotter than others and take better care of themselves. Working girls could be a dime a dozen but attractive ones aren't a dime a dozen. I didn't see one attractive hooker at gustos when I was there. I didn't see one at fase dos or San Diego club. La Isla had maybe 2 that were attractive.

[PunkedLife]

Does anyone have any recommendations on any nude maid service? Yes, I am sure I can find a ton of chicas who can do this but that would require me to actively vet some of these girls because 99 percent of them can't be trusted not to steal something. Just an idea I had come up with and was wondering if anyone has done this. Any websites that actively advertise these types of services. I am sure I am not the only one who has considered something like this. I will be there for 2 weeks and my Airbnb won't have room service like I am used to from Poblado-type accommodations. PM is welcome too.

[TjBrazil]

Because having a pussy and fucking someone requires no special skills. Half of the planet actually has one. Even the most beautiful model ever has to learn certain skills for their craft and do not start off making top money. All a hooker has to do is open her legs. Evidently a young, pretty chick with nothing else going for herself besides being able to open her legs really amazes some guys.

Who said anything about skills. I'm talking about the amount of time and money a girl has to put into herself. Go shave your legs and wax your box every few days or week. Put on makeup every night. It cost a lot of money. You expect them to do all that to look good for 2 dollars an hour. Most of us wouldn't last a month as a woman.

I remember a newbie at Help asked me if You can get a girl out of Help for 50 reals. I laughed. The cover charge was I think 30 reals back then. Yea a girl will pay 30 reals to get in, get all dressed up, do her hair and dress nice for 20 reals profit. The funny part was there was a girl standing next to us who spoke English and understood us. She laughed too and said the same thing I said. She told him he was in the wrong place. You are paying for their youth and beauty which is short lived. Not paying for roofing skills.

[PunkedLife]

You have to take advantage of these situations if you're young because you won't be able to bang all these hotties all week when you're 50 or 60.

This is going to be Legend. Wait for it.

[RedMan0505]

Because having a pussy and fucking someone requires no special skills. Half of the planet actually has one. Even the most beautiful model ever has to learn certain skills for their craft and do not start off making top money. All a hooker has to do is open her legs. Evidently a young, pretty chick with nothing else going for herself besides being able to open her legs really amazes some guys.

Thank You.

In broad strokes, the standard theory is pretty straightforward. When a lot of people can do the same job (working girls come a dime a dozen) , the wage for that job is pushed down (because more people can supply their labor). When it takes special skills or education to do a job, wages are pushed up, because fewer people can supply their labor. On the demand side, employers are willing to pay more for an employee that can make them more money.

[MongerHunger]

Once a girl gets "known" among the gringo hoard, her price goes up and her service generally gets worse. If a chica quotes a ridiculous price, it's best to put them on ignore and find one who hasn't been on the gringo circuit as long.

I avoid chicas that are well known to gringos and quotes in dollars or euros. My taste is for the local scene and chicas with low or no gringo mileage.

[JjBee62]

Because having a pussy and fucking someone requires no special skills. Half of the planet actually has one. Even the most beautiful model ever has to learn certain skills for their craft and do not start off making top money. All a hooker has to do is open her legs. Evidently a young, pretty chick with nothing else going for herself besides being able to open her legs really amazes some guys.

I hate to say it, but it seems like you've never had a decent lay. What's worse, apparently you've never given a girl a decent lay.

I've had a few like that, where the girl thinks all she has to do is open her legs. Conversations with some of my ex's taught me that a lot of guys think all there is to fucking is having a hard dick.

Hopefully some day you'll find a woman who knows that there's a helluva lot more to it than just spreading her legs.

For everyone else, take a moment to consider the difference between a lousy blowjob and one that curls your toes. Think about the girls who just lay there and say "leche papi" and the ones who fuck you like it's an Olympic sport. How about the ones who have made you tap out?

There's a huge difference between a girl who needs a bunch of lube just to get inside and the girl who soaks your sheets and rattles the windows with her screams of pleasure.

Like anything else, sex is a combination of skills. Would you rather save a few dollars and limit yourself to women who have no skills, or spend your time with women who earn every peso?

[JjBee62]

There is so much to say here. I don't work for minimum wage is the US so why do you guys think a in shape attractive 21 yo should make minimum to be with you. As I said before, they have a short shelf life. They should make as much as they can. I made 200 a day at my job. That's 3 x minimum wage. If 15 a day is minimum in Brazil than that's 45.00 at 3 x. That's about what I was paying in Brazil and Medellin. Why do you guys hate on girls for wanting to make at least that. I just don't get this "I'm going to offer 10 dollars to a 9/10 because that's minimum at a factory". Also, I don't pay 10 for a Big Mac if it says 3. All Big Macs are the same. Not all girls look the same or provide the same service.

Sure, I've had Brazilian girls on the beach offer me 100 reals, but they weren't attractive so I declined. The girls I paid 200 reals too looked amazing, we're in great shape, and they knew it. At least they looked amazing to me. That's what I mean by ymmv. Women learn at a early age what they are worth, by the amount of guys that hit on them and check them out when they are walking around. It's easy for attractive girls in the US to get laid, but ugly girls can't get laid to save their life. I worked with a security guard that weighed 260 pounds..

You got it exactly right. There's nothing wrong with paying a fair price to get what you want. After all you worked for your money. You should be allowed to decide how to spend it.

If I want a better meal, I go to a better restaurant with better food and I pay more. If I want to stay in a nicer place, I don't go to a $15 a night hotel and I don't go to a nice hotel and insist they only charge me $15 per night. I pay the price appropriate for what I want. And if I want a chunky 30-40 year old woman, I don't hop on a plane. I just go to any bar, smile, buy a drink and take one home. Why waste time and money traveling to pay for what just about anyone can get for free?

I don't understand the weird comparisons. The price at McDonald's is the price at McDonald's. The food at one McDonald's is the same as at another McDonald's. It's not negotiable, it doesn't vary.

Let's try a real comparison. If want a nice filet, I don't go to McDonald's, pay $50 and pretend one of their hamburgers is the same as a filet. I head to a restaurant where I can get a nice filet. I don't tell them I'm only paying the same as I would pay at McDonald's and I'm not paying the filet price and asking the waiter to go get me a burger from McDonald's. I get the filet and I pay for the filet.

As for taxis in Bogota. You walk out of the terminal and hop on the bus to Portal Eldorado. It's free. You get off the bus buy a card for the TransMilenio, get on the bus going to where you want to go. It costs less than 3 k and it's usually quicker than a taxi.

Or use an app, or get one of the airport taxis. Whatever works for you. If paying or saving 10-15 k is going to have any impact on your visit, then you've got a lot bigger problems than what someone else is spending.