Medellin Reports

[ChuchoLoco]

No, I'm not as experienced as you. But I'm not green either. I've mongered in 6 countries to date so I consider myself fairly experienced. I do not hold myself out to be all knowing, far from it. Perhaps 'well-travelled' is more appropriate.

And I'm visiting Colombia for the first time. Girls in different countries may react differently to weight. For example, in Thailand, there would be no problem. In the FKK clubs in Germany, you would definitely have a harder time but would still have a chance with a significant majority of girls.

This is the first time I'm mongering when overweight. Over COVID I've put on over 40lbs. To say it has dented my confidence is an understatement. Please don't be so quick to judge.

Get there and have a good time lots of good advice here so read and then enjoy.

I put on 35 during the virus but lost 10 in 2 weeks there. Lots of walking, eating less and burning the candle at both ends.

Just don't let anyone see your fat wallet.

[JjBee62]

Some guys don't know how to present themselves, or worse, don't care. From the stories I have been told by the sex workers (SW), that does not go unnoticed by them. But the sex workers are not so stupid to bite the hand that feeds them, for the most part. And probably the same guy who doesn't care he has three inch nose hairs and bad breath isn't going to notice the difference in a SW who is having a little fun on the job, instead of throwing up in the back of her mouth and swallowing it. Maybe the wet mudhole fuckers have it best for simplicity but then I wonder, at what point do you even need a wet hole or warm body? If I felt like that, I would simply stay home, jerk off, and save a bunch of time and money. To each his own.

Jaja, amazing how much more free time I have to post here when I am not spending most of my waking hours having sex, jajajaja. I prefer the sex days.

Few random gratuitous fotos from my most recent trip. I try not to repeat fotos but I don't look back. The urban landscape is Ground Zero, surprisingly beautiful, perhaps contrary to the mental image painted by some for how "seedy" and dangerous it is.

One part of all of this is cultural. Aside from the P4P angle, it's ingrained in most of the girls to not put a man down. It doesn't matter how old, fat or ugly you are, they aren't going to say it to you. Even if you tell them you're old, fat or ugly (with the evidence right in front of their face, they'll disagree. It's a sign that they consider you more than just a customer if they can joke with you about your shortcomings.

[Osteoknot]

No, I'm not as experienced as you. But I'm not green either. I've mongered in 6 countries to date so I consider myself fairly experienced. I do not hold myself out to be all knowing, far from it. Perhaps 'well-travelled' is more appropriate.

And I'm visiting Colombia for the first time. Girls in different countries may react differently to weight. For example, in Thailand, there would be no problem. In the FKK clubs in Germany, you would definitely have a harder time but would still have a chance with a significant majority of girls.

This is the first time I'm mongering when overweight. Over COVID I've put on over 40lbs. To say it has dented my confidence is an understatement. Please don't be so quick to judge.

Decreased activity levels from not being out and about so much in Medellin due to Covid. The natural exercise I get from walking in Medellin is fantastic. Just the metro steps alone can be a good work out after a few stops.

Ah, but I read you correctly. You can call it judging, I said something didn't add up. And that was this is your first time mongering at a heavier weight, and that it has effected your confidence. That was the missing piece to the puzzle.

I happen to agree with the opinion here that the culture for men from the girls leans toward liking them chubby. I used to be morbidly obese with a BMI of well over 40. Now I am at 25 (diet and exercise only). Except for a couple of the "fashionista" type chicas I know (I like all kinds) who will let me know if am an an ounce overweight, 90% of the girls wish I would gain some weight and they seem to like a little belly. Maybe because I trend towards younger chicas, they want to be reminded of their fathers, but that's a separate issue, jaja.

I'll give you some free advice that you didn't ask for, so maybe it's not worth a plug nickel. The attitude you project about being overweight to the chicas will form their impression of you ten times more than your actual weight. I've known guys who are total studs but have not seen their own dick in years without a mirror or foto, because their fat gets in the way. Even if you have to play some mind games with yourself, act like "you own the place" and the chicas aren't going to notice your weight. You are comparing yourself to yourself, but guess what, they have no idea what you used to look like, you follow?

Good luck, but you don't really need it. You are experienced enough to expect some really fun times. I generally don't believe in direct comparisons. Asti Out.

[FlagRunner77]

Relatively experienced monger with a strange lack of self confidence? Something doesn't add up. Assuming you're playing it straight, you'll be fine but something doesn't add up in your post. From your experience one would assume you know that first and foremost it's about the money the chicas walk home with, then the money, then comes money, followed by money. Then tips (money) and maybe some regalos (money as gifts). And it's not like you weigh 500 pounds but that guy would get laid, too. I am not implying you should expect to pay anything more than fair market value. Perhaps I should mention I am not a Facebook guy so maybe I am missing something but I don't think so. Good luck and don't worry about it. Are you sure you are experienced?

No, I'm not as experienced as you. But I'm not green either. I've mongered in 6 countries to date so I consider myself fairly experienced. I do not hold myself out to be all knowing, far from it. Perhaps 'well-travelled' is more appropriate.

And I'm visiting Colombia for the first time. Girls in different countries may react differently to weight. For example, in Thailand, there would be no problem. In the FKK clubs in Germany, you would definitely have a harder time but would still have a chance with a significant majority of girls.

This is the first time I'm mongering when overweight. Over COVID I've put on over 40lbs. To say it has dented my confidence is an understatement. Please don't be so quick to judge.

[AdayOkay]

Hi All,

I'm new here, but not new to the hobby (been to Mexico and Thailand). I'm planning a trip to Colombia and I see that a few of you guys have guides / wingmans. I'm planning to stay for a month. So I plan to see some chicas, but also want to site see, hike, check out Guatape, etc. Where do I find a good guide or wingman that's knowledgeable about the mongering scene there? Or if someone can point me in the right direction?

[LoveItHere69]

Ayahuasca, the dude who I sat next to on the Greyhound bus was reallly into it, and....

You kill me. Months ago you posted all these pictures of your sports cars and I believe motorcycle. Posted about trips with your ex-wife etc. Etc. But here you are taking a Greyhound bus. I took Greyhound once in college and hated it. Buses in Colombia are better with better customers on the buses. [Deleted by Admin]

[DirtyDJ]

And I do not impress easily. Have to ask, What is "Organic" street girl? She needed a bath? Was a vegetarian? "Don't Panic, she's Organic"? Jajaja.

Great stuff. Love your attitude. I have found in my travels that the poorer the country, the more that fat on a body might be considered a status symbol. Makes sense, shows at least you're not starving to death. Looks have nothing to do with success in the P4P game unless you apply the "All other things considered equal" rule, and that is purely a hypothetical.

Incredible you tried all those different venues. I am guessing one of your life tenets might be "variety is the spice of life". You have superior organizational skills for the before and after, obviously. A rarity.

I would love to monger like you but I am stuck in a rut of a stream of gorgeous girls delivering themselves and their non-pro friends to my hotel (sarcasm) when in Medellin. But really, if I approached it from the "grass is always greener" viewpoint, I would try and model some of my behaviors after your examples. Tip of my hat and a golf clap.

I often quote to my unenlightened friends back here in Pussy Prison that it works out to about $40 per encounter in Medellin. Yours was a great confirmation of that. Nice to see a mongerer who knows how to take advantage of a good thang. Keep On Keepin' On my Brother in Hijinx.

Well that means a lot coming from you Godfather. Your reports were integral in my trip planning, especially when it came to Centro. Hopefully, we can grab a beer on my next trip at one of those small bars across from the ladies.

Organic is a term I use for non P4 P girls LOL. Maybe you could term it as Cold Approach instead. I "met" her organically, which is to say I approached her like you would a normal girl on the street and not in a sex work situation. Of course she was a sex worker as well, it seemed like they all were if given the chance. It reminds me of half the real estate agents in the US. Most have another job and aren't active but if you bring them business they'll say "Uhh sure I'll sell your house". That's women in Medellin with sex work LOL. Reading between the lines, I think this particular girl did erotic massages off mileroticos (one of the avenues I never got around to trying) but she was very GFE with me and I saw her multiple times. I just used organic here for the purposes of showing how I found the girl. I met several girls "organically" in Jumbo or the mall or on La70 etc but couldn't quite seal the deal in the time I had. Lots of flaking.

Very interesting write up, appreciate it. I'm curious, how long were you there? Also, did you do hotel or Airbnb and did you have any issues with places being non-girl friendly?

6 weeks. All Airbnb and never had any issues. I actually had last second remorse because of traveling alone with no doorman and I almost canceled my 1st Poblado apartment but everything worked out great. 55-60 girls in my place with only a few issues. I did have a threesome but it was in a studio apartment where I could see everything. Another time, a fb girl was drunk and on her period and lying about it and wanting the full donation. It's a funny story I'll tell on here some day. 2 trannies also made it inside before they were revealed LOL. One left peacefully but the other put up more resistance, but eventually did leave. My next trip, I'll try to do a better job of meeting girls in public before bringing them inside.

[Surfer500]

I'm over 300 lbs (offensive lineman type body) but I don't hide it on my facebook. It's a 3rd world country, it's not like they're swimming in fat guys there, so most say they like it LOL, and I believe them. It's all in the way you carry yourself and your confidence.

I just got back from an extended stay where I banged 70 chicas mostly 7, 8 and 9's, average price of 150 mil cop + taxi. 80% of them were fantastic and very GFE and only 1 girl the whole trip made any kind of fat comment to me. It was a tranny that I kicked out of my room LOL..

What you reporting is incredible.

Not how many girls you did, nor what you were paying them, but that 80% of them were fantastic and very GFE. To have this kind of experience with almost all the Chicas you went with, and being in the 7-9 range defies logic, yet I've heard some similar stories where the Chicas here have no problem being with bigger guys weight wise.

[ILikeButts]

I just got back from an extended stay where I banged 70 chicas mostly 7, 8 and 9's, average price of 150 mil cop + taxi. 80% of them were fantastic and very GFE

Very interesting write up, appreciate it. I'm curious, how long were you there? Also, did you do hotel or Airbnb and did you have any issues with places being non-girl friendly?

[Osteoknot]

Dear colleagues,

I am contemplating exploring the Ayahuasca thing. As I understand, it would be better to do it in some reputable, safe, and not-too-touristy place (I do wish for it to be somewhat authentic). Would you kindly share your experiences and guidance?

Ayahuasca, the dude who I sat next to on the Greyhound bus was reallly into it, and we talked about it a lot, for over an hour. He was into all this spiritual awakening stuff. Never heard of it around here or near Medellin but that could be my knowledge gap. Here's why I won't try it.

After talking to the dude in detail about it, and even though I never tried it, Tussi or 2 CB or pink cocaine or the good stuff they make in Colombia sounded to me and to the guy like the preferable option. And I was not trying to do a sales job on the guy. I won't go into details but everything from the logistics, to the effects, lack of side effects, and especially including outcome, tipped the scales in favor of my obviously biased choice. I am not recommending any specific action for anyone else other than relating my own experience.

As always, stories about recreational drugs are purely fictional and are for entertainment purposes only. I am simply doing research for a fictional book I am writing about Medellin. I do not condone the use of illicit drugs and would never buy, sell, transport or use any illegal substances in any countries of the world.

[FRobertson]

Dear colleagues,

I am contemplating exploring the Ayahuasca thing. As I understand, it would be better to do it in some reputable, safe, and not-too-touristy place (I do wish for it to be somewhat authentic). Would you kindly share your experiences and guidance?

[RamDavidson84]

I have found that most Latin American chicas like guys that are overweight. In fact, there was a recent article on-line that I read that confirmed it.

IMHO it comes from the fact that most Latin Americans are relatively poor and anyone who is overweight is seen as someone who can provide food.

Hmmm, based off my own personal experiences I can't find much truth to this. And trust me I am no slender guy. Hookers in general will have fun with any dude who is paying them, but I don't think "regular" attractive Latin American women are going after fat middle aged men because they are attracted to his obesity LOL.

[Norbert61]

I have found that most Latin American chicas like guys that are overweight. In fact, there was a recent article on-line that I read that confirmed it.

IMHO it comes from the fact that most Latin Americans are relatively poor and anyone who is overweight is seen as someone who can provide food.

Well granted, us full figured fellas probably don't get the same mileage the athletic types do. I think I can count on the fingers of one hand when a girl seemed to have an issue with my size. Which unfortunately is at the high end of the spectrum right now. I am sure they would prefer someone 20 years younger and 100 pounds lighter but. You know the drill. Those guys are paying customers like you and given their druthers the girls wouldn't be fucking them either if it weren't for money. I usually get asked to come back regardless because I am clean, generous, respectful and amiable. I know some of you guys are going the GF route here and obviously that's a bit different. I like to think of myself as cuddly and studly.

[Osteoknot]

As long as you're presenting yourself well and treating the girls right, they'll treat you right.

Some guys don't know how to present themselves, or worse, don't care. From the stories I have been told by the sex workers (SW), that does not go unnoticed by them. But the sex workers are not so stupid to bite the hand that feeds them, for the most part. And probably the same guy who doesn't care he has three inch nose hairs and bad breath isn't going to notice the difference in a SW who is having a little fun on the job, instead of throwing up in the back of her mouth and swallowing it. Maybe the wet mudhole fuckers have it best for simplicity but then I wonder, at what point do you even need a wet hole or warm body? If I felt like that, I would simply stay home, jerk off, and save a bunch of time and money. To each his own.

Jaja, amazing how much more free time I have to post here when I am not spending most of my waking hours having sex, jajajaja. I prefer the sex days.

Few random gratuitous fotos from my most recent trip. I try not to repeat fotos but I don't look back. The urban landscape is Ground Zero, surprisingly beautiful, perhaps contrary to the mental image painted by some for how "seedy" and dangerous it is.

[Osteoknot]

I'm over 300 lbs (offensive lineman type body) but I don't hide it on my facebook. It's a 3rd world country, it's not like they're swimming in fat guys there, so most say they like it LOL, and I believe them. It's all in the way you carry yourself and your confidence.

Y'all want to see some data?

79 total encounters.

$3,022 spent.

$38.25 average.

And I do not impress easily. Have to ask, What is "Organic" street girl? She needed a bath? Was a vegetarian? "Don't Panic, she's Organic"? Jajaja.

Great stuff. Love your attitude. I have found in my travels that the poorer the country, the more that fat on a body might be considered a status symbol. Makes sense, shows at least you're not starving to death. Looks have nothing to do with success in the P4P game unless you apply the "All other things considered equal" rule, and that is purely a hypothetical.

Incredible you tried all those different venues. I am guessing one of your life tenets might be "variety is the spice of life". You have superior organizational skills for the before and after, obviously. A rarity.

I would love to monger like you but I am stuck in a rut of a stream of gorgeous girls delivering themselves and their non-pro friends to my hotel (sarcasm) when in Medellin. But really, if I approached it from the "grass is always greener" viewpoint, I would try and model some of my behaviors after your examples. Tip of my hat and a golf clap.

I often quote to my unenlightened friends back here in Pussy Prison that it works out to about $40 per encounter in Medellin. Yours was a great confirmation of that. Nice to see a mongerer who knows how to take advantage of a good thang. Keep On Keepin' On my Brother in Hijinx.