Bogota Reports

[JjBee62]

Did the custom ever stop you and asked you questions about how much money you were bringing in?

It happened to me the last time when this custom agent asked me something but it was too quick for me to process his Spanish. He did mention dinero and rubbing his thumb against his index finger to indicate so and I reckon he was asking much how much cash I had with me. I just said a few thousand. Either that, or he was asking me for a bribe. I highly doubt that was the case LOL.

Anyway, he made me pass my carry on luggage through the scanner machine before I can exit.

I've been asked before, but not this time.

[Ggekko2009]

The travel gods were with me and I got in the immigration line before it got too long. Only took 25 minutes to get through.

Just a heads-up, they had a couple of people in the line checking everyone's vaccination card.

First money exchange I stopped at told me 3100 COP to the dollar. I walked to the next one and the rate was 3670. Not as good as it was last year, but not horrible.

Did the custom ever stop you and asked you questions about how much money you were bringing in?

It happened to me the last time when this custom agent asked me something but it was too quick for me to process his Spanish. He did mention dinero and rubbing his thumb against his index finger to indicate so and I reckon he was asking much how much cash I had with me. I just said a few thousand. Either that, or he was asking me for a bribe. I highly doubt that was the case LOL.

Anyway, he made me pass my carry on luggage through the scanner machine before I can exit.

[Woodman09]

Went out tonight to bang my favorite club girl-- I usually will get there a bit after she arrives for some quickee fun-- 20 minutes in heaven-.

I think we were in there like 25 minutes or so was Great as usual.

Everything was open, it was a bit slow but there definitely were some hot SGs made the rounds in the North stroll area after I banged my hooker GF.

I hooked up with this super cute 23 yr old white Girl Latina-- Had been looking to smash her for 2 weeks since the first time. My New favorite Streetie Sweetie.

Club situation seemed good for a Tuesday.

Everything was open clubs had some hotties -- everything normal except more soldiers.

There were a few squads of soldiers around and of course some cops. I kind a like the soldiers being around because they are not in the regular shakedown game-- I guess.

I think they are still upset about the rifle being stolen and are showing force? That must have really shook them up.

Ran into an ISG guy who just got back in town, ended up walking around with him-- There are a few ISGers here now will have to have a group trip soon.

Attached is a photo of the club row and the make-up dressingroom at Venus-- Usually when the club is open it is full of naked girls in bright floresant -- tonight just my hooker GF getting ready to return to the floor.

[JjBee62]

The travel gods were with me and I got in the immigration line before it got too long. Only took 25 minutes to get through.

Just a heads-up, they had a couple of people in the line checking everyone's vaccination card.

First money exchange I stopped at told me 3100 COP to the dollar. I walked to the next one and the rate was 3670. Not as good as it was last year, but not horrible.

[FlashShaker]

I agree with Zeos. You're just asking for trouble. Depending on where you're coming from or going there are also buses to / from the planes at BOG so you'll have less time than you think. They often start boarding earlier than USA Domestic airlines.

I think he should get the message now. Only do it if you feel all the stars aligned in your favor or you like living on a prayer and you can tell us about it later.

So I've been to Tantra few times and took their oral natural offer x 2 chicas and Talia was one of them. Yeah, her different size boobs really had me messed up, couldn't stop staring. Was really weirdly attracted to the smaller one and she let me suck on it for a long time. And yes, seems like she got a nice 34 the type for the other. Gave them each a 30 mil tip and they were ecstatic. Went back two days later and chose them again and this time the performance was far better. They knew a tip was coming so they put in extra work.

[Chicago85]

I agree with Zeos. You're just asking for trouble. Depending on where you're coming from or going there are also buses to / from the planes at BOG so you'll have less time than you think. They often start boarding earlier than USA Domestic airlines.

I was turned away and totally lost my ticket once on a domestic flight between Medellin and Bogota because I did not check in more than an hour before the flight. I was there 55 minutes before the flight, and ended up with no refund, no flight. Had to book another more expensive flight on a different airline. Plus coming in you may get through in 20 or 30 minutes, or maybe over an hour. Have had both experiences.

So now down to 2 hours. Stress yourself out by trying to get a cab, go somewhere, find the gal of your dreams, perform, and be back at the airport. With potential traffic jams, etc. Etc. For me, not in a thousand years would I do that to myself.

[LatinaLover#1]

This. Its weird, but sit in the front. I've been stopped by the police in an uber before when sitting in the back with a chica on the way to dinner. First, a moto cop. Within 2 minutes, 10+ cops. Get out of the car, get a rough patdown against the hood, show ID, they make you show them the uber app, they take most of your cash from your pocket (100 mil in my case, left me with 20 mil), and you're on your way.

I suggest just using Cabify. You can link a card to it, it's cheaper than Uber, functions the same, but will call taxis for you (as well as normal cars, but taxis are quicker.) And it's cheaper than Uber too.

Never had a problem with Uber, was made to sit in the front but that's it. However, My last trip in January with Uber the female driver made me sit in the front, made me call her by her first name and her by my first name, She said, in Spanish, If the cops stop her and know she's an Uber they can confiscate her car. I thought the whole Uber mess was fixed once they got re-opened. I guess not.

[BearEmy84]

Both casas are in roughly the same area, so I stopped by both. For both, there's no indication of what it is.

Both are in a safe* area for walking during the day. Tantra is safe* during the night. There are a number of restaurants and bars close by, with a decent amount of foot traffic. Doesn't have a bad feeling like the south.

*Bogota safe, not safe-safe.

Neo Tantra seems like a dead location. The outer gate was unlocked but the inner door was locked and nobody answered.

Tantra's entrance is hidden and easy to miss. It's a white door in an alley on the front of the building between a gate on one side, and a small restaurant on the other. Look for the yellow, it's next to there. There's a "Se arrienda" sign above the door. There's sometimes a man outside who will ring the bell for you. A young man inside will open the door. Down a small hall, up the stairs, then you wait on a couch while the girls come out one by one to introduce themselves. It's up to you to remember their names.

In the morning 10 AM, only 3 girls. All 4's and 5's.

In the afternoon 4 PM, about 8 girls. A couple 6's and one 7 (if you like fake boobs & tattoos.).

I ended up getting a name wrong and went with Tania or Talia. Vennie with a good attitude and plenty of energy. Natural boobs were different sizes, but she was lactating when squeezed, which was a lot of fun. Aside from that, fuck session was average. Talked for a while after, she's a nice girl. Funny. No rush on time, we went over by a bit.

50 mil for 1/2 hour+30 mil tip for CIM / GFE. I put the tip on the table, I think she liked not having to ask.

They'll do 2-girl sessions too, but full charge for each.

Their website says there's a promo for 30 mil oral natural only, but I haven't been able to get it successfully.

[JohnnyWishBone]

Because Bogota is not a Facebook market. That is a Medelln thing.

Ok thanks Mr E.

[BearEmy84]

Uber has been mostly illegal in Bogota and, if you get one, the driver will make you sit up front with him. If a regular cabbie sees an unmarked car with a person driving in front and a single person riding in back, they may assume it is Uber and react.

This. Its weird, but sit in the front. I've been stopped by the police in an uber before when sitting in the back with a chica on the way to dinner. First, a moto cop. Within 2 minutes, 10+ cops. Get out of the car, get a rough patdown against the hood, show ID, they make you show them the uber app, they take most of your cash from your pocket (100 mil in my case, left me with 20 mil), and you're on your way.

I suggest just using Cabify. You can link a card to it, it's cheaper than Uber, functions the same, but will call taxis for you (as well as normal cars, but taxis are quicker.) And it's cheaper than Uber too.

[Stinger]

I will have a 4 hour layover in Bogota airport before my connection to Medellin. Since I won't have bags, I'd like to spend the time with a girl. Any casa near the airport? Or spa?

Photoprepagos does not have a filter for section of the city but Mileroticos does. You could look for Fontibon or any other area near the airport (Google Maps shows the city sections). But, if you find a place or a chica that no one has reviewed, it might not work for a variety of reasons- fake, or you don't like her, or only one chica to choose from. I would consider what your objectives are- will this be your only time ever in Bogota? Maybe you have always wanted to see Santa Fe. With that short of a time, go with a sure thing with multiple chicas. Santa Fe is a sure thing. So are the Mezzanines, though a little farther away. Read back 15 or so pages- there are a few multi-chica places in Chapinero. As a risk taker, I would go for it. You could ask the cab driver to come back for you at a given time when he drops you off. Then he is back at the airport, which is better for him. Uber has been mostly illegal in Bogota and, if you get one, the driver will make you sit up front with him. If a regular cabbie sees an unmarked car with a person driving in front and a single person riding in back, they may assume it is Uber and react. I have not ever seen a traffic jam as bad as described, but it could happen. Wherever you go, I would time it and then add 15-20 minutes and make yourself leave to return by that time. The other thing you should do is download the Bogota Transmilenio App (TransMi App). The Transmilenio buses have their own dedicated lanes and should be able to run even with a traffic jam in the other lanes. The tan line (Line K) runs all the way to Bogota's International Airport (El Dorado). You could use the Transmilenio as a backup to get back to the airport if a jam happened and you were on one of the main roads that the Transmilenio Buses run down the middle of. Ask if you need more help.

[Zeos1]

I will have a 4 hour layover in Bogota airport before my connection to Medellin. Since I won't have bags, I'd like to spend the time with a girl. Any casa near the airport? Or spa?

I was turned away and totally lost my ticket once on a domestic flight between Medellin and Bogota because I did not check in more than an hour before the flight. I was there 55 minutes before the flight, and ended up with no refund, no flight. Had to book another more expensive flight on a different airline. Plus coming in you may get through in 20 or 30 minutes, or maybe over an hour. Have had both experiences.

So now down to 2 hours. Stress yourself out by trying to get a cab, go somewhere, find the gal of your dreams, perform, and be back at the airport. With potential traffic jams, etc. Etc. For me, not in a thousand years would I do that to myself.

[JackTaggart]

It's been a long time since I looked at the Bogota map. There were a bunch of love motels listed. Here's a site which lists some with reviews:

http://guiacereza.com/guia-sitios/advanced-search/17823

Thank you! This is super helpful. It did not come up in my search before.

[JjBee62]

I would more understand if your connection was to Sex Prison. You are going to be in MDE in less than a hour flight. Remember stress is a bone killer so I would wait and relax till you get to MDE. BTW this is coming from a long time gambler. I only bet when the payoff odds are good. Your adventure could bring a lot of stress for a small gain.

Stress can also be an aphrodisiac. There are a lot of unknowns which alter the odds. What time of the day is he arriving? How long will the immigration line be? Will his flight get to the gate on time? Is he going to have to wait until the following day to scratch his itch in Medellin?

There are a few massage parlors in Fontibon, very close to the airport. Even with traffic he should be able to hit one and return in under 2 hours. Santa Fe is within range if he uses the Transmilenio. Depending on traffic, by taxi might be cutting it close.

[John Gault]

I will have a 4 hour layover in Bogota airport before my connection to Medellin. Since I won't have bags, I'd like to spend the time with a girl. Any casa near the airport? Or spa?

I would more understand if your connection was to Sex Prison. You are going to be in MDE in less than a hour flight. Remember stress is a bone killer so I would wait and relax till you get to MDE. BTW this is coming from a long time gambler. I only bet when the payoff odds are good. Your adventure could bring a lot of stress for a small gain.