Pattaya Reports

[JoeyFeliney]

Is there a Gogo bar where there are large fans in the floor that activate randomly be (or better still customers getting to press a button blowing up skirts, showing if they have undies or not and cueing the surprised or not so ENF ladies trying to cover all 'embarrassed' or not and just getting the cooling ventilation. Remember hearing about this fun novelty somewhere.

[BajaStorm]

Just returned from a 4-week trip to Thailand. Three weeks in Pattaya and a week in Bangkok. Stayed a week at the Hard Rock Hotel in Pattaya while the Pattaya Music Festival was going on across the street at the beach. Great location and the hotel reminds me of a Vegas style or Cabo style hotel. A good place for families. I didn't bring any guests over that week so I can't comment on their guest-friendly attitudes. But overall the staff and accommodations were excellent. But the price was a bit more than I would usually pay in Thailand. I then moved over to the LK President Hotel over on Third Road at the end of Soi Pothole and Soi Lengkee. I stayed here for two full weeks. While this hotel was not as up-to-date as the Hard Rock, I was able to get a large one-bedroom suite with a full kitchen and separate dining / living room. Both areas with separate balconies with stunning views. Having the ability to cook meals or even heat up leftovers was a great benefit. And the view from 20 stories up was great. The bathroom had both a shower AND a huge tub for two. And being right around the corner from Soi Pothole made for easy walk to hotel with a lady. And the large room was perfect for having a guest. No hassles from desk. I enjoyed The Den and a few other establishments nearby the LK President. The management and staff at the Den made me feel particularly welcome on multiple visits. I also explored Tree Town and LK Metro areas. And then there was Bangkok. Bangkok was definitely different from Pattaya. Stayed near Nana and enjoyed some of what was offered there. Enjoyed listening to music and buying a few lady drinks at the Stumble Inn. Met a nice lady there that shared two nights with me. Very low hassle and enjoyable. Would visit all these places again.

[Explorer8939]

Odd story: I posted on Facebook a photo of my bed, along with the explanation that I am raising the bed by 100 millimeters because Thai ladies have short legs (so I can't do Doggie if my feet are on the floor). A couple of hours later, I got a message from a lady who was waiting outside. She wanted to try the bed.

The explanation is that the lady had had a good customer a couple of days ago, a young Farang with money, but he had ghosted her. She had taken the day off because he had promised a barfine, but he was a no show. So, she literally had nothing to do.

Meanwhile, I had already secured a lady for the night.

And the bed hasn't been raised yet, I just got the wood yesterday.

[Horatio]

I would buy drinks for bargirls bc I like sitting in a bar groping a woman a bit. I really liked the dice games and the drop game thing. $20 USD and a fun couple hours then fuck the girl later if I wanted.

I buy drinks for a bargirl to get a feel of whether she will be any good in the room. Or, if she has no clue what to do in the room, that could be good, too.

[GentileBear]

Not going to lie. I also like that Jimba drop the blocks game. Much more gentle touch needed than connect 4. Also. Being older and only able to Nut once or twice a day. It is relaxing.

[Horatio]

I would buy drinks for bargirls bc I like sitting in a bar groping a woman a bit. I really liked the dice games and the drop game thing. $20 USD and a fun couple hours then fuck the girl later if I wanted.

I buy drinks for a bargirl to get a feel of whether she will be any good in the room. Or, if she has no clue what to do in the room, that could be good, too.

[Goferring]

I buy drinks for a bargirl to get a feel of whether she will be any good in the room. Or, if she has no clue what to do in the room, that could be good, too.

She could be the filthiest hoe on the planet but that's irrelevant if she is only slinging drinks that night.

For the guy to have fun, she has to be prepared to leave first, regardless of how good she is or her attitude.

[AggieDad1]

I have two months until my trip, so I'm starting to get an inventory together of what I need to bring.

Silly question, but would it be appropriate to wear an undershirt as well as just a regular T-shirt? Never went without an undershirt (and wouldn't want to just wear that) and I don't really want to get my colored stuff stained with sweat if it gets super hot.

There will be so many people from all over the world dressed in so many different ways that a man wearing two t-shirts will not stand out. That is until you pass out from heat exhaustion. Lots of cheap t-shirts for sale, just buy some of them so you don't worry about staining them. Remember the older you get the less you can handle the heat. Stay cool and stay hydrated.

[ElMexicant]

I was at Pink Baby a few times in August. Barfine was B700 and the girls charged B1000. I think your girl said B3000 because she knew you from Walking Street.

Beech! WTF?

[Tvataham274]

I have two months until my trip, so I'm starting to get an inventory together of what I need to bring.

Silly question, but would it be appropriate to wear an undershirt as well as just a regular T-shirt? Never went without an undershirt (and wouldn't want to just wear that) and I don't really want to get my colored stuff stained with sweat if it gets super hot.

[JasonSilva]

India's GDP per capita is $1850/ person. It ranks 144th out of 194 economies. I travel to Bangalore, Pune, and Chennai 4-8 x per year. I hire 100's freshers out of the tech schools at 4. 4 Lakh / year, the the median wage+allowances at my ODC's (2600 people) is 16 Lakh / year. India has a very small bourgeoise, compared to a huge proletariat.

When I go to Pattaya I totally understand the behavior of the Indian mongers. If I am paying the median tech worker 375 Baht / hour that 2000 Baht spent at a Soi 6 bar is a 1/2 days pay. 1/2 day of my pay I can BF 2/3 of ladies in the bar + drinks.

This is not meant to be a cut on India, or on Indians. I work with scores of hardworking, dedicated Indians every day, and I my bonus is dependant on them. It is just the observed data points I have.

India's per capita is $2300 unless you are living in 2016. Check Google for 2022 stats. India PPP is $7000 in 2022. In next 7 years, these numbers will be doubled. India's number get skewed because the lower 50% is in its own world. Lot of them are not even part of the system / grid.

I don't know who you are and I am not here to argue on the numbers. India is a country of diversity and we all can pick up our stats. I know plenty of Indian tech workers in mid 30's in Bangalore, Mumbai, NCR making $200 k / year. If you adjust by big Mac index, that will be $500 k to $800 k USD per year.

I have said this many times. Pattaya need Indian mongers to survive.

[Explorer8939]

It's 3 pm, and I had a lady come this morning for a quick fuck, and then 2 ladies at 1 pm for some drinks. The ladies were downing shots of tequila until about 2.30 pm when they decided to pull the trigger, they got naked and then had their way with me in the bedroom, trying to get me to cum quickly. I managed to have them switch off once, but the sight of 2 naked ladies forced me to cum, which made them very happy.

One more lady is coming tonight, but I have a few hours to recover.

[ElMexicant]

Can't you go up to 2,000 baht. 1,000 is more Bottom of the Barrel pricing.

I somewhat get what you are saying. But at the same time like Chris Tucker told Jackie Chan, I do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth. Girl in question wanted 3000 (no barfine) plus 700 room plus 2 drinks. With your drink, total cost is over 4500 for 1 hour short time for Pink Baby girl. A GoGo bar the size of my bathroom. It's smaller than Dolls Soi 6 back when it was open. So what is this 2000 versus 1000 bottom of barrel thing?

Simple Reaganomics.

You pay 3000 for a short time room, girl is free, no charge. What is pricing for her pussy?

You pay 1000 barfine, girl 2000. What is pricing for her punani?

You pay 3000 for girl to come to your room. What is pricing for pinoche?

Now imagine this is all the SAME girl with the SAME coochie, but working different business models. Get the gist?

I will say it ONE last time. The correct price to pay for very decent to quality pussy is 1500-2000 for 1 hour. I've gotten that pricing all during COVID with high quality GOGO bar girls, soapies girls, higher end Soi 6 girls, non pro freelancers and Fiwfans girls. I know it's no longer COVID, but it's stupid for me to pay retarded extra baht just so their business can thrive and foreign managers pay off their debt to the Thai mafia. Go sell your kidney or eyeball. Fuck their economy. Fuck being able to pee normal. Fuck vision. Wear an eyepatch. I just want some ass.

Three girls below. Play gamer. 450 and 1340.

Girl #1. Wrath Soi 6 girl (center girl) who managed to pull in a group of Japanese. My buddy saw them ask her something. Words were exchanged and they all walked out of the bar. He said she refused to bang. I needed to check. I had a 1500 budget in mind. So I called her over. Not too pretty. I've had better. But oh well in charity mood. Body was very decent. Asked her age. 19. Ask can you fuck upstairs? She said I no boom boom. Damn girl. Fuck playing Connect 4. Fuck the stupid wooden JACKPOT box. Who the hell invented that shit anyways? And fuck your drinking games. Get your ass back on the street and work. My message is finally getting across and guys need too play back. Ask first. Drink later.

Girl #2. Former Palace girl #128 left, (now at Pink Baby which says #1 GoGo bar in Pattaya on their Facebook, pshhh yeah right.) and who I "already" banged during COVID for a flat 1500 in my room, but now wants more. Her total pricing at Pink Baby is 4500 for 1 hour. Chicas locas for sure. That's why your asses are still sitting outside getting bit by Dengue Fever mosquitos during rainy season.

Girl #3. Girl in black bikini. Former Bachelor Club Agogo girl for ST with CIM, delivered to my room, for 1300 total. Did such a good eating my baby swimmers, I gave her something else to eat and got her a Thai egg omelet on the street with rice for 40 baht. He will give you a small shot glass to fill with all the fixings you want for your omelet. Avoid the hot dogs. Get as much of free chopped cucumbers as possible. Dinner was served, all for 1340 baht. Well within my 1500 budget. How far did I go down the barrel?

Three roads diverged in a yellow wood.

And sorry that I cannot travel all three.

Being the lone traveler, I stood.

I took the one less traveled by.

And that has made all the difference.

So please tell me. Did I suffer in quality any by not "giving into the man" and overspend? Or do I know exactly what the fuck I am doing. I am not a tourist. I am not a retired expat. I am not a weekend millionaire. I am not a Cheap Charlie. Just like before the Sicario killed the entire Mexican cartel leader's family first, at their own dinner table, while having dinner, and then shot him dead. "Nothing personal. It's just business. I am a professional".

[Allover]

Walked by Soi Boomboomerang. Saw Pink Baby. Tiny little joint. Thought it was a GC. Recognized a girl formerly from Palace. She kept waiving me in. There was another decent girl there too. Asked the wingman to investigate. He asked her how much barfine. She said 700. He then asked how much for lady. I jumped in and said 1000? She yelled No, same Palace! I said 3000? Crazy. Does this look like Palace to you? These girls and management and owners really need to get a better grasp of their business. Or at least get the maps and locations right. Unless they want to constantly fail and close shop. Longer I stay here, the dumber the thinking of the locals get. Their logic is sometimes comical. Adios.

I was at Pink Baby a few times in August. Barfine was B700 and the girls charged B1000. I think your girl said B3000 because she knew you from Walking Street.

[Explorer8939]

How many years have I been saying to ask about fucking before you go off buying drinks and that drinks should be used as a reward, not a preward? Guys have sworn it is needed to butter up the hooker. If a chick is a hooker she does not need to be buttered up. It seems many guys are not there to fuck, but receive pleasure and excitement from the attention they get from buying drinks. To each their own. I have a shitload if drink in my room. I go out to find some pussy to go with it.

I met a chick on the back streets of Buakhao. I balked when she gave me a price and thought to myself I would be mad as fuck if this turned out to be a Beach Road chick and I give her this much money. Few days later I saw her right on Beach Road. I think with my big head, fuck what my dick said.

I buy drinks for a bargirl to get a feel of whether she will be any good in the room. Or, if she has no clue what to do in the room, that could be good, too.