Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Then in a few days from now all bars will be shut again for 1 to 2 days for the King's death. Be smart and book your arrival post the King's death holiday.

My rant is for naught. Clarified with a couple of different Soi 6 girls today that bars remain open October 13 and 14.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Next time I mention I am coming to Thailand early October someone please slap me so I can stay in another country another 2 weeks instead. Tomorrow is an alcohol free day meaning all bars shut down at midnight tonight then don't reopen until Tuesday. That means Walking Street and LK Metro gogo bars will not open tonight or tomorrow. Then in a few days from now all bars will be shut again for 1 to 2 days for the King's death. Be smart and book your arrival post the King's death holiday.

To couple it off for the few things that may be open tonight it was heavy rain all afternoon and Soi Diana is completely flooded. At this point I'm just hoping to be able to go buy a good dinner to save the day.

Nana Plaza is open Sunday night. Due to heavy rains not expecting many girls.

I'm Freaking addicted to Nana Plaza. Nothing detrimental, I just like it.

Soi Cowboy looked close but not sure.

[Jacobz]

Hey people. I'm a long-time visitor of this forum though probably posting for the first time!

I and my girlfriend will be visiting Pattaya in November. I have visited Pattaya in past years but this will be the first time with a female partner.

She's the adventurer type and doesn't mind adult entertainment so I have the following questions:

1. Are there any Adult Entertainment venues (nude clubs, dances, sex shows etc) that are welcomed towards couples and safe for girls? Just like we have Sauna clubs and FKK clubs in Germany and Sex shows in Amsterdam, any similar thing in Pattaya? In short, any adult place where we can go and she won't be judged.

2. On a similar note as above, massage parlors too where a couple can go and get a proper massage. My guess is, it should be a proper professional massage parlor without the "extra services" otherwise the ones with the extra services would have guys ogling and drooling over any lady customer. Any particular Area or SOI for such parlors?

3. Finally, she is also considering to include a third wheelie during our adventures (Threesome to be precise) - both the females and males. Though females are fine, Her type in the boys is the cute, little girlish ones (She hates the manly bulls, sorry guys!) to which I believe, the ladyboys of Pattaya would perfectly fit. I personally haven't invited any ladyboy to the hotel in my solo trips earlier but I've heard that they might be rowdy, pushy, or even criminals. Any suggestions to try that out safely and smoothly and select the right type of ladyboys?

[Banana Boi]

Next time I mention I am coming to Thailand early October someone please slap me so I can stay in another country another 2 weeks instead. Tomorrow is an alcohol free day meaning all bars shut down at midnight tonight then don't reopen until Tuesday. That means Walking Street and LK Metro gogo bars will not open tonight or tomorrow. Then in a few days from now all bars will be shut again for 1 to 2 days for the King's death. Be smart and book your arrival post the King's death holiday.

To couple it off for the few things that may be open tonight it was heavy rain all afternoon and Soi Diana is completely flooded. At this point I'm just hoping to be able to go buy a good dinner to save the day.

[Ehs183]

India's per capita is $2300 unless you are living in 2016. Check Google for 2022 stats. India PPP is $7000 in 2022. In next 7 years, these numbers will be doubled. India's number get skewed because the lower 50% is in its own world. Lot of them are not even part of the system / grid.

I don't know who you are and I am not here to argue on the numbers. India is a country of diversity and we all can pick up our stats. I know plenty of Indian tech workers in mid 30's in Bangalore, Mumbai, NCR making $200 k / year. If you adjust by big Mac index, that will be $500 k to $800 k USD per year.

I have said this many times. Pattaya need Indian mongers to survive.

An Indian tech worker making $200 K US is in the top 0. 1% of tech workers, is most likely a director level or higher, and they don't slum it in Pattaya. Even at $2300 it raises the country rank to 142nd (nominal) and 125th (PPP). The Indian grande and haute bourgeoise probably shouldn't take the proletariat / plebeians for granted, historically such extreme structural income inequality does not work out well for a society's bourgeoise / patrician class in the long run.

I have worked with TCS, Wipro, Cap Gemini, and many smaller labor providers for close to 20 years. Any US / EU firm who knows has any clue is not paying median contractor rates of over $32/ hour for Indian outsourced tech labor, TCS / Wipro / Cap Gemini / etc have min gross margin requirements of 42-52%, which means that all in labor costs of the median IT contractor is around $12-17/ hour.

Given the amount of Indian mongers that seem to be on the street. I don't see any type of proportional representation in the Go-Go's, Soapies, or even the Soi 6 bars. Given my anecdotal observations and conversations with working ladies, the Indian mongers spend very little $$. Using your "Big Mac" index, spending 5 K Baht in a Go-Go (Barfine's included) for a ST is the equivalent of $350-$550 in PPP.

Perhaps you are correct, Pattaya might need Indian mongers to survive, but they better start spending like ANZAC / EU / Korea / Japan or Pattaya is in a for a world of hurt.

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[Explorer8939]

I went into Club Fate the other day, and a lady I know presented me with another lady who (she claimed) came to see me in my condo a couple of weeks ago. I had no recollection of her. Maybe I am drinking too much.

Yesterday, I had plans to barfine a lady in Maggie Mays at 17.00. I told her I would show up and barfine her for the night. I actually showed up a little early, just in time to see her walk out the door with another customer. Oops. I should have paid her barfine the day before, to make a reservation. No problem, I had backup ladies.

Also yesterday, I had a lady at my condo in bed, she was giving me a BJ, and I considered fucking her, but the idea of a BBBJCIM was just too enticing, so I let her continue. She took it like a trooper.

[Explorer8939]

I have had that experience with short ladies and low beds. What I do in a situation where I can't raise the bed (eg. Brothel) is to place a pillow under the girl's knees. Sometimes even that is still too low so I have to place my knees at the edge of the bed and bang. Not very comfortable but gets the job done most times.

I had some 2 x4's delivered to my condo, and am spending the day in carpenter mode.

If I am going to bang ladies I want to be comfortable with my feet on the floor. Plus, raising the bed creates storage space underneath.

Most Thai ladies are fairly short, and in Doggie, their pussies point too low for me. They can hold their asses higher, until they get tired, and then they droop.

[Turgid]

Odd story: I posted on Facebook a photo of my bed, along with the explanation that I am raising the bed by 100 millimeters because Thai ladies have short legs (so I can't do Doggie if my feet are on the floor)......

I have had that experience with short ladies and low beds. What I do in a situation where I can't raise the bed (eg. Brothel) is to place a pillow under the girl's knees. Sometimes even that is still too low so I have to place my knees at the edge of the bed and bang. Not very comfortable but gets the job done most times.

[LittleBigMan]

Thanks for the clues mate. I've actually walked past those 2 ones mentioned on soi bukhao by cheap charlies multiple times and never pulled the trigger. I'm actually an affeciando for paizuri, but I've found it nearly impossible to find a girl with big enough boobs who can both pull it off and is working in the right environment to get that type of massage. Any tips on where the heavy chested paizuri ladies that aren't complete porker fat old women?

Personally I think Aroma is the place for you when it comes to big tits I've seen at least 4 there not old, I was there last week there was one not fat I say thick or a bit stocky largest tits I've ever seen on a massage girl. The others not sure they are padded even before I read a few reports it to be a rip off guys coming out quick?

I eat regularly there sit out facing girls watching if you can get round table facing them. Good luck, June across the road has bolt on nice fit body dark skin does a oil on your back with he tits once she was voted best BJ so I try I came away I had better I though Amon next door was better over all since she does backdoor, but she isn't working on her back any longer. Talking about her if you walk down Soi Pothole towards 3rd Rd, she has opened two new balls next to the Den GC, she knows her business got some girls.

[Vector313]

Massages?

If you walk down Sois, like Soi Pothole even along Soi Buakhao from Pattaya Klang to Pattaya Tai main road majority will be a Happy ending. That percentage will drop with the ones wearing the uniforms. Let me get this out of the way since beauty and looks are subjective I'm not going to even touch on it!

Shops on Beach Road are all on the Left side, wrapped around Walking St. Towards Pattaya Tai right side past the Bamboo bar, all along 2nd Road both sides ALL WEARING uniforms the % will drop with Happy Ending. I've seen some very good-looking ones in my eyes with the uniforms it is like a box of chocolate you never know what you are going to get. I don't do the Thai Friendly stuff, massages are my thing today it is like a game I ask for a foot massage conversation always starts up where you are from, etc. Etc. If the conversation leads to oil, you are heading to 1st, based? If they don't provide an outfit or pants, ask you to shower come back you just laid naked you are on 1st.

Uniform girls usually want a bit more they want you to think this isn't what they do normally you special handsome man etc, in the end, it takes a bit of work I've ended up with some pretty good regulars that rather see you on the side because they don't want the other girls to know. Having a regular gives off the impression especially if you are doing oil that girl provides something they shouldn't /.

On Soi Triangle, if looks aren't a killer, you don't mind average or old that takes care of their bodies and want performance plenty available. On Soi Buakhao, there are two V. I. P. Massage girls better looking in my opinion half of them will provide extra not the same price as Honey or Pothole or places with no uniforms.

A bit more expensive on Soi Buakhao next to Cheap Charlie after months I finally pulled the trigger with the place next door the name is supposed to be Aroma but unless my eyes are bad I didn't actually see the name on the door also closes early. But there are at less a half dozen girls IMHO can top girls at any GoGo I've ever been to including Pin-UP, particularly one face all the way to her toes. They like to push two hand massages of 300 oil each if lucky you come away with 1500 baht. I knew for some time if I pull the trigger it was not going to be the best one of those " paying your dues and got to see and experience it myself ".

I did my usual be. S. Pick one and said I live here if it is good I will be back next time to try two or even three sets of hands.

I've had better much better but 22 years old, and what a body especially the giants natural tits I got teased got my tongue, and dined at her heavenly gates but as for the F. S. I've had better from some older ones who not only give you a decent massage but like to do F. S. Someone like LBM got to do the dirty work.

Across, from Cheap Charlie, is another place, a cute girl with short hair does both, the famous be. J. Artist Juney from her shop on Soi Pothole now closed Juney is buying her time working there waiting for the right man to sweep her off her feet?

When it comes to Massage places there are milions of options just millions. Walk along Soi 13/1 Soi Post Office there are at least a dozen places with Uniforms or None! Good luck!

Thanks for the clues mate. I've actually walked past those 2 ones mentioned on soi bukhao by cheap charlies multiple times and never pulled the trigger. I'm actually an affeciando for paizuri, but I've found it nearly impossible to find a girl with big enough boobs who can both pull it off and is working in the right environment to get that type of massage. Any tips on where the heavy chested paizuri ladies that aren't complete porker fat old women?

[ElMexicant]

Can you post a Photo.

You do seem to engage in a Bit if Drama.

Example. The Japanese group you referred to. Upon learning negative news Girls don't Boom Boom they left. You an your Buddy needed to get involved and do Drama. No offense Bro.

When you are famous in Pattaya like we three kings are, drama comes naturally. Photos have been posted previously. Charlie Brown's teacher says 'Wah wah woh wah wah!' She means "Pay attention!" Some may need to keep up or try harder and overcome whatever their learning disability. Otherwise Pink Baby Facebook is active. Do a pic match. Won't tolerate laziness on here. Those chubby fingers need to exercise. Clicking that mouse. And don't worry too much about offense bro. Nunya is ever taken Chumpo.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Okay, so me and another guy did one more walk through to Pink Baby at Soi Boomerang (across from Playgirlz) again tonight. We were told the same thing again. It's 3000 for the girl and 700 for the room. Maybe it's just us. Even the mamasan told pointed at SLUTZ next door and told us that's where you will find 1000 baht girls. Do you think their business model changed since August? I am wondering were they a GC back then and now rebranded to a GoGo bar of sorts? Can anybody else on the ground in Pattaya can do a recon on Pink Baby and find out their pricing for barfine, rooms, and for girls ST? Also, there was one girl hanging out in front of Screamers that told us, she doesn't even bang. What the hell is going on here in Soi Boomerang? Maybe we are backlisted. As I was walking away in disappointment, all I can hear in my head was Rod Stewart mocking me.

Seems so unfair when there's love everywhere but there's none for me.

Somchai have all the luck.

Some guys have all the pain.

Somchai get all the breaks.

Some guys do nothing but complain.

Woo woo woo.

Woo woo woo.

Can you post a Photo.

You do seem to engage in a Bit if Drama.

Example. The Japanese group you referred to. Upon learning negative news Girls don't Boom Boom they left. You an your Buddy needed to get involved and do Drama. No offense Bro.

[ElMexicant]

I was at Pink Baby a few times in August. Barfine was B700 and the girls charged B1000. I think your girl said B3000 because she knew you from Walking Street.

Okay, so me and another guy did one more walk through to Pink Baby at Soi Boomerang (across from Playgirlz) again tonight. We were told the same thing again. It's 3000 for the girl and 700 for the room. Maybe it's just us. Even the mamasan told pointed at SLUTZ next door and told us that's where you will find 1000 baht girls. Do you think their business model changed since August? I am wondering were they a GC back then and now rebranded to a GoGo bar of sorts? Can anybody else on the ground in Pattaya can do a recon on Pink Baby and find out their pricing for barfine, rooms, and for girls ST? Also, there was one girl hanging out in front of Screamers that told us, she doesn't even bang. What the hell is going on here in Soi Boomerang? Maybe we are backlisted. As I was walking away in disappointment, all I can hear in my head was Rod Stewart mocking me.

Seems so unfair when there's love everywhere but there's none for me.

Somchai have all the luck.

Some guys have all the pain.

Somchai get all the breaks.

Some guys do nothing but complain.

Woo woo woo.

Woo woo woo.

[JoeyFeliney]

Is there a Gogo bar where there are large fans in the floor that activate randomly be (or better still customers getting to press a button blowing up skirts, showing if they have undies or not and cueing the surprised or not so ENF ladies trying to cover all 'embarrassed' or not and just getting the cooling ventilation. Remember hearing about this fun novelty somewhere.