Lima

[Kit I]

Hi all,

I am going to be in Lima at the JW Miraflores in December. I'm staying at the JW and have two dates planned, one late morning and one evening. For those that have stayed there, how easy is it to walk into the hotel with a girl? Do you have to go by security / front desk to get in to elevator?

My mongering experience is from Mexico City so I know how difficult hotels can be.

[Jack Jericho]

The website link is fake.

USD45 is 177 Sol.

A street walker standing all day by a wall takes between 60 and 80 Sol.

WTF are you talking about "reasonable USD45".

What do you mean when you say that "the website link is fake"? Is it that the website is a scam or that the link doesn't work? Because the link itself is not entirely fake, it is just misspelled; the correct spelling is gatitasmegaplaza dot com. But, as I said before, I've never tried that particular site so I don't know if it is legit or a scam.

Now, whether USD45 is "reasonable" or not for an escort from an ad-site, I'm sure that what is reasonable for me, or anyone else at that, may not be reasonable for you and vice versa. What is a fact is that the going rate for an ad-site girl goes from 50 soles to 400 soles, depending on the ad-site, the girl, her location and her services; and the going rate for a street walker goes from 150 to 250 soles (USD38 - USD-64) in Lince, and from 100 to 150 soles (USD25 - USD38) in Megaplaza or in Mall del Sur. Where can you find 60 - 80 soles street walkers? Not in Lince, certainly, unless it was 20+ years ago (the past century); maybe in Jr. Zorritos, Jr. Quilca or Av. Grau (Lima Centro), but the quality and the safety go down along with the price.

Of course, there are girls for every taste and for every wallet.

J. J.

[Xpartan]

Yes, it still exists but, as you said, it is a pale shadow of what it was. The girls are no longer provided with condoms and are forbidden to bring their own, CBJs are therefore not possible and BBBJs strongly discouraged by the administration. The steam chamber was the last place where one could get full service without the administration knowing it, but now they force the girls to use a kind of full body swimsuit with legs (see reference picture attached), both in the Jacuzzi and in the steam chamber, so full service is almost impossible to get. And I say "almost" because human ingenuity when fueled by lust is almost infinite, so I've gotten full service in the steam chamber from a girl who used to give me full service before the no-condom and full-body-swimsuit rules; but it was hurried, unprotected, clumsy and not at all satisfactory. As time passes and the old girls are being replaced by new ones, full service has all but disappeared from Relax & Vida.

Besides the place in front of Interbank, they had two other locations nearby; one in Av, Santa Catalina, across Av. Canada, and the other one in Av. Nicolas Arriola, two blocks from Av. Javier Prado. The one in Av. Santa Catalina closed in 2020 to never reopen again but the one in Av. Arriola is up and running. The place is much smaller, there is no Jacuzzi and there is only one room with a steam chamber; also there are much fewer girls and they are far less hot than the ones at the Interbank location (although some rotate between the two locations). Still, I like this location best because the house rules are less strictly enforced there and, although full service is almost impossible because of the dammed swimsuits, most girls will do a BBBJ with CIM and swallow if gently convinced.

I'm attaching a reference picture of the dammed swimsuit. Be aware that it is only a reference picture taken from the web and doesn't correspond to any actual girl at Relax & Vida.

J. J.

Pathetic! I never thought it was worth the price even before, although I never pushed for FS. But BJ in sauna was fun, at least.

[Haokool]

megaplazagatitas dot com? I'm seeing their about $45 ish for the hour and seems reasonable but don't know how legit and safe it is. Found it from a tele. Gram group.

I'm reading Perutops which has been quite resourceful for me as well.

The website link is fake.

USD45 is 177 Sol.

A street walker standing all day by a wall takes between 60 and 80 Sol.

WTF are you talking about "reasonable USD45".

[Tomasb]

What a bunch of party poopers!

[Jack Jericho]

. . .
During my times in Lima, I used to go to a place called Relax and Vida, which was across from the Torres Interbank building accessible by the metro bus. For awhile, that was the best place to go where full service was on the menu if you played your cards right. But by the time I left Cusco, that era was gone too. Not sure if that place still exists but if it does, it may be worth a visit.
. . .

Yes, it still exists but, as you said, it is a pale shadow of what it was. The girls are no longer provided with condoms and are forbidden to bring their own, CBJs are therefore not possible and BBBJs strongly discouraged by the administration. The steam chamber was the last place where one could get full service without the administration knowing it, but now they force the girls to use a kind of full body swimsuit with legs (see reference picture attached), both in the Jacuzzi and in the steam chamber, so full service is almost impossible to get. And I say "almost" because human ingenuity when fueled by lust is almost infinite, so I've gotten full service in the steam chamber from a girl who used to give me full service before the no-condom and full-body-swimsuit rules; but it was hurried, unprotected, clumsy and not at all satisfactory. As time passes and the old girls are being replaced by new ones, full service has all but disappeared from Relax & Vida.

Besides the place in front of Interbank, they had two other locations nearby; one in Av, Santa Catalina, across Av. Canada, and the other one in Av. Nicolas Arriola, two blocks from Av. Javier Prado. The one in Av. Santa Catalina closed in 2020 to never reopen again but the one in Av. Arriola is up and running. The place is much smaller, there is no Jacuzzi and there is only one room with a steam chamber; also there are much fewer girls and they are far less hot than the ones at the Interbank location (although some rotate between the two locations). Still, I like this location best because the house rules are less strictly enforced there and, although full service is almost impossible because of the dammed swimsuits, most girls will do a BBBJ with CIM and swallow if gently convinced.

I'm attaching a reference picture of the dammed swimsuit. Be aware that it is only a reference picture taken from the web and doesn't correspond to any actual girl at Relax & Vida.

J. J.

[Tomasb]

I lived in Cuzco about ten years ago and on occasion traveled to Lima for a change of pace. Miraflores used to be a good place to find chicks especially Parque Kennedy and PizzaStreet but that started to change even during the time I used to visit there. Tequila Rocks was a good place around 2005-10 but that also fell off. Now, it appears to be a shell of its former shelf. I think Lima had elected a woman mayor around ten years ago who started to crack down on sex in the streets and the massage places.

During my times in Lima, I used to go to a place called Relax and Vida, which was across from the Torres Interbank building accessible by the metro bus. For awhile, that was the best place to go where full service was on the menu if you played your cards right. But by the time I left Cusco, that era was gone too. Not sure if that place still exists but if it does, it may be worth a visit.

Around 2008, I rented an apartment in Miraflores off Craig's List. The (semi) owner, as it turned out, was a really hot and horny girl in her early 30's who I ended up banging on several repeat visits. She was the temperamental and jealous type, like many Peruvian women, so it eventually ran its course. The reason a youngish girl was able to afford an apartment back then was because her aunt and uncle owned an apartment on the top floor of this condo building but also owned the 3 bedroom apartment below. They let their niece manage it via Craig's List. She also bought a one bedroom (with their financial assistance) next door for $35 kUSD. Must be worth a small fortune now.

About 10 pm I took the 301 bus from Lince to Miraflores. 1. 80 soles. I still wanted to find that midget that the Honorable Tomjackin talked about.

(I sure hope the snitch does not search this website for the pictures I posted when me, Tomjackin, and a female coworker were in Hong Kong in Tijuana and she was sucking on tits. When we left there me and her went to get a 200 peso SW together. She told me not to tell anyone, but we already have a snitch on the board whose job that is.).

So I went up the stairs between Subway and the Asian place. I did not remember it being 4 flights before and this place has a different name. It was Bambu. There were chicks in I think bikinis or skimpy clothes. A chick gave me a menu and I asked what kind of place it was. She said it is a place where you can sit and relax and buy drinks for the chicks. Well the drinks for the chicks were like 10 times as much as they were for the guys. I told her that I wanted to do more than drink. She said this was not that kind of place, but there were other places in Lima for that. I told her that I was looking for the bar I was in last time. She said that place is downstairs and it is only open on weekends. Hmm. Last time I went there it was not a weekend but okay. I left out of there before she could twist my arm to buy a 150 soles lady drink. Always ask for a menu before ordering stuff willy nilly!

I walked around the old Pizza Street peeking in to Cuba and Sabor but there was not a damn thing going on. I decided to walk over to Tequila Rock. The doorman told me to go straight downstairs. I went down and besides me there were 6 dudes and 0 chicks besides the waitresses. I asked for a menu to check out the drink prices. I asked the waitress why the place was so empty. She said that they just opened and people do not come until midnight.

I went back out and spoke with the doorman before leaving. He said there is usually a 20 soles cover charge and it includes 1 free drink. I walked back around to Pizza Street and saw 1 hooker standing in a windowway next door to the chocolate place that was already closed. She was pretty big though. Might have been a damn dude. Then I saw another hooker sitting on a bench and a guy was standing up talking to her. I went over to the other side of the park and jumped on the bus headed back to Lince. I think it is better to find chicks online that to waste your time trying to pick them up outside in Miraflores.

[Mr Enternational]

About 10 pm I took the 301 bus from Lince to Miraflores. 1. 80 soles. I still wanted to find that midget that the Honorable Tomjackin talked about.

(I sure hope the snitch does not search this website for the pictures I posted when me, Tomjackin, and a female coworker were in Hong Kong in Tijuana and she was sucking on tits. When we left there me and her went to get a 200 peso SW together. She told me not to tell anyone, but we already have a snitch on the board whose job that is.).

So I went up the stairs between Subway and the Asian place. I did not remember it being 4 flights before and this place has a different name. It was Bambu. There were chicks in I think bikinis or skimpy clothes. A chick gave me a menu and I asked what kind of place it was. She said it is a place where you can sit and relax and buy drinks for the chicks. Well the drinks for the chicks were like 10 times as much as they were for the guys. I told her that I wanted to do more than drink. She said this was not that kind of place, but there were other places in Lima for that. I told her that I was looking for the bar I was in last time. She said that place is downstairs and it is only open on weekends. Hmm. Last time I went there it was not a weekend but okay. I left out of there before she could twist my arm to buy a 150 soles lady drink. Always ask for a menu before ordering stuff willy nilly!

I walked around the old Pizza Street peeking in to Cuba and Sabor but there was not a damn thing going on. I decided to walk over to Tequila Rock. The doorman told me to go straight downstairs. I went down and besides me there were 6 dudes and 0 chicks besides the waitresses. I asked for a menu to check out the drink prices. I asked the waitress why the place was so empty. She said that they just opened and people do not come until midnight.

I went back out and spoke with the doorman before leaving. He said there is usually a 20 soles cover charge and it includes 1 free drink. I walked back around to Pizza Street and saw 1 hooker standing in a windowway next door to the chocolate place that was already closed. She was pretty big though. Might have been a damn dude. Then I saw another hooker sitting on a bench and a guy was standing up talking to her. I went over to the other side of the park and jumped on the bus headed back to Lince. I think it is better to find chicks online that to waste your time trying to pick them up outside in Miraflores.

[Mr Enternational]

Now that I have gotten that out of the way, back to my regular scheduled posting. Halloween night me and my girl left the salon in Lince. There were plenty of families out trick or treating. My girl pointed out some chicks on the corner and said look at those girls with the hooker costumes on. I said no babe, those actually ARE hookers!

For some reason for the last couple of nights about 10 pm the special forces police have come to block off Avenida Arequipa around Risso and have been patrolling the area on foot. Does not seem to have anything to do with the hookers, because the hookers are still there and they do not bother them as the local police did before. I would have asked one of the guys, but the lawyer chick (different from the girl I took to the salon) I was with last night did not think it was a good idea. She wanted to go straight to the apartment and start fucking. I acted like I did not want to and put up resistance and made her take what she wanted (which ended up being a pussy full of baby batter). If The Snitch has her number then feel free to send her this post as well.

[Jack Jericho]

Curious have you tried out megaplazagatitas dot com? I'm seeing their about $45 ish for the hour and seems reasonable but don't know how legit and safe it is. Found it from a tele. Gram group. . .

I'm reading Perutops which has been quite resourceful for me as well.

I'm afraid I have never used that agency and don't have any info about it. It is very very seldom that I use an ad-site to get a girl since, as a general rule, at all of them you have a 50% chance of a bait&switch scheme. The very few times I've used an ad-site, it has been Kinestops (and only to get a girl with the "Fotos Verificadas" seal) or Photokinesiologas (I like their search and filter features), and in all cases I have only tried girls that have a positive review at a local forum.

J. J.

[LikeItTight]

A Friday night (7:30 pm or so) would be great. Unfortunately you have not paid your membership to the forum so you cannot access the forum's Messaging system, and the forum rules forbid the exchange of contact information outside the forum (as phone numbers or email addresses) so you must be creative to set up a meeting. Maybe, once you are familiar with your surroundings, you can find a place (a Starbuck's or similar) of your convenience in Miraflores or Lince and post here the date, time and place for the meeting (as well as how to recognize you); the worst that can happen is that some other fellow forist might show up too. Maybe you can think of something else. Or maybe you can just send Jackson your US $ 25 subscription (do it soon, it takes time to process) and get access to PMs, Pics and other forum features..

Thanks so much for the detailed reply and suggestions, I definitely will make my way to try all the brothels listed the first few nights. Those sound like a ton of fun to me.

I've sent a message to Jackson to see how fast payment can be processed once made to get a feel if I'll have PM turned on in time for my trip, if not, this will be quite fun trying to get creative for a meet. Unfortunately you mentioned 7:30 Friday, but my plane doesn't touch down until 11:55 PM that night if I'm lucky and no delays.

If Friday night after I touch down, Kulcafe by Parque Kennedy is open until 1. They have coffee and munchies looks like it could be promising. I wanted to try out one of those other munchy places with salchipapas but it seems most are closed quite early. I came across a 24 h restaurant also nearby Kennedy that has a ton of food, drinks and coffee but I can't remember what it was. I'll have to check my evernote to see.

Curious have you tried out megaplazagatitas dot com? I'm seeing their about $45 ish for the hour and seems reasonable but don't know how legit and safe it is. Found it from a tele. Gram group.

I'm reading Perutops which has been quite resourceful for me as well.

[Jack Jericho]

I'm happy to hear you'll be around for drinks and a chat in Lima. I'll be flying into Lima airport at 11:55 PM, Nov 25th, Friday night. I assume it will take me awhile to get a taxi, to my pad by Central Park and find a SIM card (that may have to wait until Sat). I honestly want to drop off my things, freshen up (2 minutes) and hit the town for some action. I'll try strolling the parks and street girl scene, how late do they usually stay out? Are they out weeknights as well? Sabor Peruano seems close to me as well, thank you for suggestion. If all else fails I may try to agency for delivery.

Years ago I arranged for a girl to wait for Yuri B at the airport, help him with the taxi, ride with him to his Airbnb and stay overnight. The agreed price was US $ 150 but Yuri was so happy with the girl that he tipped her very generously and repeated a few days later. Unfortunately that girl is no longer available; a f*cking gringo married her, took her home to Serbia and put a baby in her belly. How I hate when gringos do that ha ha ha. So I cannot do that for you now but maybe, just maybe, Jockey16 might be able to find you a girl willing to do that. The price would probably be higher, of course, not only because that was almost four years ago but also because Jockey16's girls rank higher in looks and general quality.

As for the time, you should have no problem with nightclub girls, disco girls or streetwalkers; as a fellow forist once said, "Nothing really happens in Miraflores before midnight" It might be a little more difficult to get an agency girl that late, though, but there are enough girls that announce "Available 24 hours" so you should be able to find one. I'd recommend you to start looking into Peruvian ad-sites to familiarize yourself with the site tools, the girls and their prices, just beware of bait&switch schemes in any and all ad-sites; you can also (as BearEmy84 advised four weeks ago) google the girl's phone number and chances are that the girl will have a review in perutops or other similar Peruvian forum, that way you cover yourself against bait&switch schemes.

It would be great to find flakitas / spinners, girl next door look, just not heavy set bigger women. Ideally 150-200 soles for 30 min or hour is what I'm seeing is about average pricing. First few sessions I may not even need the full hour, may try 1-2 or 3 different short times. If they're willing to spend the night for the same price or close that's an added bonus. I don't mind negotiating to pay more for overnight stays or get lucky and find someone willing.

There are girls of all sizes and shapes available in Lima, just as anywhere else in the world, you should have no problem finding girls of your liking; your price range, however, is a little low for Miraflores, 300 soles would more probably be the average price for a Miraflores girl. Try ad sites (Kinestops or Photokinesiologas) for girls in your price range or look for streetwalkers in Lince, MegaPlaza or Mall del Sur. Another alternative, within your budget, would be brothels; Las Geishas in Ate, Las Sirenitas in LOS Olivos or El Trocadero in Callao being the three main ones nowadays. Unfortunately, Las Cucardas didn't survive the pandemic lockdown in 2020 and never reopened.

If we can get together on Friday night super, or we can try to link up Saturday. If you have a place you prefer to meet up for drinks feel free to let me know I can put down time and place in case I can't locate SIM quick enough or don't have WIFI for my mobile.

A Friday night (7:30 pm or so) would be great. Unfortunately you have not paid your membership to the forum so you cannot access the forum's Messaging system, and the forum rules forbid the exchange of contact information outside the forum (as phone numbers or email addresses) so you must be creative to set up a meeting. Maybe, once you are familiar with your surroundings, you can find a place (a Starbuck's or similar) of your convenience in Miraflores or Lince and post here the date, time and place for the meeting (as well as how to recognize you); the worst that can happen is that some other fellow forist might show up too. Maybe you can think of something else. Or maybe you can just send Jackson your US $ 25 subscription (do it soon, it takes time to process) and get access to PMs, Pics and other forum features.

J. J.

[Jack Jericho]

I was with about five girls total. The service was ok to horrible. One girl would not take off her shirt or let me use lube (the shit was tight) and I gave up. It was a taller girl by the name of Andrea. AVOID this chick!

Just not a lot of selection and the service so so. Next I will try the metro area. I have a feeling it will be better there.

If you want a half-hour then you pay 150 + 45 for the room. If you want I hour then you pay 250 and they go to your room. La Princesa does not let girls in past 2 am by the way. . .

Sorry for your bad luck with the girls. Dealing with streetwalkers is always like flipping a coin, it can be heads or tails, also streetwalkers tend to be the low end not only in price but also in quality; I guess that is why I mostly stay with "caletas" nowadays. You might get luckier in MegaPlaza, if only because there should be quite a lot more girls to choose from. The price should also be somewhat lower, probably 50 soles lower.

I had no idea Hotel La Princesa didn't let girls in past 2:00 am, I've never been there later than 10:00 pm, good to know that to warn friends.

Thanks a lot for your report and sorry, again, for your bad luck with the girls.

J. J.

[Jack Jericho]

If you want a half-hour then you pay 150 + 45 for the room. If you want I hour then you pay 250 and they go to your room. La Princesa does not let girls in past 2 am by the way.

JJ, any suggestion where to stay in the Mega Plaza area? I am going to try my luck there next. The selection in Lince sucked.

There are a lot of hotels in the MegaPlaza area but I don't know if any of them will take overnight guests, maybe because I have never searched for one.

Let's get a look at the area: MegaPlaza is a really big mall on the Panamericana Norte highway. The streetwalker's zone is right next to it to the north (map attached), it comprises Calle 1 (C1), CalleB. (CB.), CalleC. (CC.) and Calle LOS Andes. There are several hotels there but I've only stayed at Royal Inn Suites Spa, in Calle LOS Andes, and only for 3 hours. It is a very basic hotel (2-star) but it has rooms with private sauna, which is why I went there. I don't know if they take guests overnight or the price for that.

The best hotels, IMHO, are across the Panamericana Norte in Jr Carlos Augusto Salaverry. The ones I've been in and can recommend are Hotel Asturias, Hostal Boulevard, Hotel MVH and Hotel Princess, Asturias being my favorite, all close together in the same block. Again, I've only been there for three-hour stays and don't know if they take guests overnight or how much they charge for it but I guess you can find out over the phone.

As a side note, right around the corner from Hotel Asturias, in Calle Santa Cruz de Pachacutec, is Restaurant El Aguajal with one of the best (if not the best) jungle food in Lima. Jungle food (comida de la selva) is not for everyone, some like it a lot (me included) some don't like it even a little bit. The restaurant is not fancy but is big and clean; if you decide to venture some jungle food, I'd recommend Juane de gallina and Patarashca de paiche (other fish is good but paiche is best), distrust the Aji de cocona (a spicy sauce they'll serve in a small pot to accompany your food), I like it a lot but it might be just too hot for a gringo; if you like soup, try Inchicapi de gallina. Of the typical jungle non-alcoholic drinks they'll offer you, I'd recommend Camu-Camu juice or Cocona juice; they'll offer you Aguajina, stay away from it, jungle people likes it a lot and it doesn't taste that bad, but it smells rotten. Of course you can always opt for Coke or beer.

Good hunting.

J. J.

[Artisttyp]

I was with about five girls total. The service was ok to horrible. One girl would not take off her shirt or let me use lube (the shit was tight) and I gave up. It was a taller girl by the name of Andrea. AVOID this chick!

Just not a lot of selection and the service so so. Next I will try the metro area. I have a feeling it will be better there.

Thank you for your honest review.