Berlin

[Tintin1]

Thank you, a million times over. Just what I was looking for!

Lusthaus is a very active board. A few weeks before a trip I start reading the posts in the Berlin Forum (or daily new posts and skip over to the Berlin ones). If you sign up on the board, you can save reviews in a folder on the site and keep track of the girls / places you noticed. Of course you can start on BI and cross check the reviews. Either way works. You might want to pull up the German sex abbreviations list so you can scan ads quickly. Doesn't take long to learn most of them.

In addition some weeks ago there was a great post on 3 Bordellos. If you don't have time for research you could start at these and at least two are in the vicinity or en route to Sharks.

Berlin is also famous for its massage parlors. Some of the better ones are hand or b2 b ending only but the girls are pros. And it's fun. You'll see on ads. No GV or OV. (Full sex or Oral). But some ladies will allow touching.

[JoeThighsMan]

It was mentioned before: Berlinintim ist a blackboard with adverts, No checks of pictures, no check of service. Who pays the bill, can write, what he wants.

Always use your own judgement!

Adverts:

https://www.berlinintim.com/

https://erotik.markt.de/berlin/anzeigen/sie-sucht-ihn/

https://en.kaufmich.com/?lng=en (free account available).

Free german Forum for Reports, use Translator, much chitchat.

https://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc...splay.php?f=10

Thank you, a million times over. Just what I was looking for!

[Piefke]

... Besides Berlintim, who else is reputable with accurate pictures and good service?

It was mentioned before: Berlinintim ist a blackboard with adverts, No checks of pictures, no check of service. Who pays the bill, can write, what he wants.

Always use your own judgement!

Adverts:

https://www.berlinintim.com/

https://erotik.markt.de/berlin/anzeigen/sie-sucht-ihn/

https://en.kaufmich.com/?lng=en (free account available).

Free german Forum for Reports, use Translator, much chitchat.

https://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc...splay.php?f=10

[JoeThighsMan]

Hello! Its been a while, but I have a Berlin trip coming up in late spring. I've loved my time at Artemis, but am feeling like experiencing an outcall to my hotel. Besides Berlintim, who else is reputable with accurate pictures and good service?

I like Artemis a lot, but it is hard to find DFK and GFE there. That is what I crave. Thanks!

[Tintin1]

Had quite an interesting experience at Ekstase. All the masseuses were in their mid to low 20's and stunning, but real language barrier, most of the masseuses only spoke Russian and from what I could tell, only one masseuse there spoke any English, and even then, very limited, so google translate was my friend. I messaged them on whatsapp earlier in the day to see if I needed a reservation and they said to just come in. I recommend making a reservation anyway because when I walked in, they said "reservation?

Typical massage parlor where you sit down and they bring out girls one-by-one and you choose at the end. The photos on their website are pretty accurate, as well as the description of each girl. I did some previewing before arriving and the website showed 10 girls that would be available at the time I was there, and of those 10,8 actually were there so I'd say it is pretty accurate.

I chose Lika for 1 hour (120). It was a bit hectic around the time I got there, didn't seem like it was busy, just a bit dis-organized. I'd say from the time I walked in, to the time I actually laid down for a massage, it was about 30 minutes between the girls coming in and out, refreshments, cleanup, shower, etc. While she got ready an attendant brought a tray of snacks and a drink. We moved to the massage room and after a quick shower, she got started. After about 30 minutes she brought out her phone and through the confusion of google translate, wrote out "Sorry for making you wait at the beginning, you want sex for free?

Needless to say, I obliged. Was only expecting a typical erotic massage so sex (+CBJ) was certainly a bonus.

Even without the sex, I would definitely recommend Ekstase.

First thanks for this. Would you run back and see what happens if you visit again. HA HA. Just kidding, maybe.

[Dlhead01]

Do flate rate brothels still exist in Germany, such as the King George in Berlin? If they do what is the current going rate? Trying to create budget for a trip later in the year.

Thanks.

[Zirblarf]

Had quite an interesting experience at Ekstase. All the masseuses were in their mid to low 20's and stunning, but real language barrier, most of the masseuses only spoke Russian and from what I could tell, only one masseuse there spoke any English, and even then, very limited, so google translate was my friend. I messaged them on whatsapp earlier in the day to see if I needed a reservation and they said to just come in. I recommend making a reservation anyway because when I walked in, they said "reservation?

Typical massage parlor where you sit down and they bring out girls one-by-one and you choose at the end. The photos on their website are pretty accurate, as well as the description of each girl. I did some previewing before arriving and the website showed 10 girls that would be available at the time I was there, and of those 10,8 actually were there so I'd say it is pretty accurate.

I chose Lika for 1 hour (€120). It was a bit hectic around the time I got there, didn't seem like it was busy, just a bit dis-organized. I'd say from the time I walked in, to the time I actually laid down for a massage, it was about 30 minutes between the girls coming in and out, refreshments, cleanup, shower, etc. While she got ready an attendant brought a tray of snacks and a drink. We moved to the massage room and after a quick shower, she got started. After about 30 minutes she brought out her phone and through the confusion of google translate, wrote out "Sorry for making you wait at the beginning, you want sex for free?

Needless to say, I obliged. Was only expecting a typical erotic massage so sex (+CBJ) was certainly a bonus.

Even without the sex, I would definitely recommend Ekstase.

[Max #01]

If you want more clubs / brothers BI has a clubs section that can give you some overview. There is also an active massage scene in Berlin.

Good point. Is Insomnia back to normal again, especially the parties where single guy can attend?

[Tintin1]

I'm landing on 12/26 right after Christmas and leaving on Thursday 12/29. What are my best options? I've been researching Artemis and brothels, but I know that during my stay it will be pretty quiet. I've never been to an FKK so maybe I should just go for the experience?

Eryk9021 has a great trip report you should read. About 7 pages back. He goes to 3 brothels and doesn't find what he's looking for so he ends up at Artemis. The moral of the story is that he spent no money til he got to Artemis and had a good look around. This 'may' beat going through pages and pages on Berlin Intim. Cross checking on local review boards to see if it's a good choice or a fake and then having to plan at your hotel or at a one time location.

The places he went are extremely well known.

If you want more clubs / brothers BI has a clubs section that can give you some overview. There is also an active massage scene in Berlin.

[Max #01]

I'm landing on 12/26 right after Christmas and leaving on Thursday 12/29. What are my best options? I've been researching Artemis and brothels, but I know that during my stay it will be pretty quiet. I've never been to an FKK so maybe I should just go for the experience?

For a short stay like you've described, I would go with Artemis if you're looking for an FKK experience. Yes, it's huge, a bit costly, and some of the girls upsell. For me, the ambiance, even if I decide to not go to a room with anyone, is worth the price of admission. There's time to strike up a conversation and "try before you buy". There's little competition for Artemis. At a brothel, of course, you select someone solely based on her appearance. You go to a small room, shower, she spreads her legs and you consummate your relationship, and you're on your way in about 30 minutes.

[FruityOne]

I'm landing on 12/26 right after Christmas and leaving on Thursday 12/29. What are my best options? I've been researching Artemis and brothels, but I know that during my stay it will be pretty quiet. I've never been to an FKK so maybe I should just go for the experience?

It really depends what you're looking for.

The brothers will be open after Christmas. They all have websites so you can check and even talk to them about how many girls are present.

Try Royal or NewVanKampen. They are good when it just about the act.

If you want the whole bar, drinks, spa and wellness thing Artemis would be your place. But it's roughly 90€ for entrance alone plus what the girls demand.

You can check omello, kaufmich or BerlinIntim as well.

Hope that helps.

[FruityOne]

I'm landing on 12/26 right after Christmas and leaving on Thursday 12/29. What are my best options? I've been researching Artemis and brothels, but I know that during my stay it will be pretty quiet. I've never been to an FKK so maybe I should just go for the experience?

It really depends what you're looking for. If it's just about a shag I'the stick to the brothels. You can go to RoyalGirl, NewVanKampen and all the other places. There is no entrance fee and during the weekdays they should be open at least during the afternoon.

They all have websites, so you can check them out beforehand and even ask via telephone which and how many girls are there.

Online you basically find everything via www.berlinintim.de.

You can visit omello. De as well.

Kaufmich.com would be another option.

I'm sure you'll find something.

Artemis is nice as well and will definitely be open, but you pay like 90€ just for entrance plus what the girls bring up. If you don't need a bar, buffet and a spa you might want to save the money for something else.

Hope that helps.

[Maxutil]

I'm landing on 12/26 right after Christmas and leaving on Thursday 12/29. What are my best options? I've been researching Artemis and brothels, but I know that during my stay it will be pretty quiet. I've never been to an FKK so maybe I should just go for the experience?

[Svenne50]

Thanks for your advice Nooky Ninja and Tintin1.

If you want to go to a strip club, just go. Walk out if you don't like them. No one strip club is the same as any other. But go to FKK Artemis, it's like a strip club without a stage dance. The soft drinks are free the girls are usually nude. And if you get horny, instead of 3 lap dances for 100 you can take her up to the room. Read through this forum going back a year, you'll find all sorts of things to try including KINO (movie houses). You might try the lusthaus board, and look up the "kino report". There's at least a translate button on google if not on the website.
Enjoy. Remember we'd love to hear your report when you come home.

Well, I guess FKK Artemis could be an alternative. I've been to FKK in Kln a couple of times but I have not been able to get the service I want (girls being mostly passive, and that I only can "do it" once and the second time is hard) . I have planned to after the first take a blue pill and what for the second time. But that might be a failure anyway. This is the downside of getting old (55+).

Are the girls usually nude at Artemis? Then it for certain would be the place for me (instead of strip club).

Yes I also read about KINO but I don't really understand the concept. Is it like a lusthaus but they show movies?

What I really want to find is a place were I can hang out for a couple of hours (without loosing too much money) and look at great nude bodies. I read about Erlebniswohnung where all is open. You could look and participate. A shame that the club doesn't exist anymore. The thing about watching others fuck is high up on my bucket list.

Yes, of course I will write a report when I get home.

Thanks again!

[Nooky Ninja]

Is there a safe strip club in Berlin? With a more "friendly" atmosphere?

Never been, not really of interest, but hear good (ish) things. Has full service private rooms. But cheaper to just go to bordello, ask girl to do strip tease and then full on....without the drinks and entrance overhead. But to each their own.

https://rush-hour-berlin.de/en/

See also Bon Bon and Butterfly here: https://www.berlinintim.de/strip-clubs-berlin.html.
Some bars like King George sometimes have girls dancing a little.

Just be aware, our old friend Covid far from gone. Hospitalization numbers now 3rd highest since beginning and have doubled in past 2 weeks. Being stuck in crowded rooms for hours, possibly smokey, with so so ventilation not a great idea for anyone. Now cold weather here, will surely ramp it up.