Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

A bunch of bargirls I know have fevers of unknown origin.

[Paolo99]

Somebody is overly sensitive. If you're this easily triggered, then don't post. We all critique one another's posts here, it's a part of the forum breaking things down.

One can do it in a subtle way too.

Very few people post pics to show the girl they're talking about, and once a member does it he gets comments that she is ugly, fat and look like shit. He didn't say the girl is beautiful or hot, he just said that's her, and it gives more value to the report as everyone can put a picture on that story.

This is counterproductive to the forum, as it can discourage others to post pics or even post reports, and most of the time these comments come from people that never post any report too.

[Member #4838]

An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand.

You think you are right about everything and if anyone deviates from your beliefs, you are quick to shoot them down.

Not everyone goes to Pattaya for pussy. Pussy might play a large role. But Pattaya does not equate to pussy. You wouldn't understand because you think about pussy 24/7.

And if you truly think that I wasted the girl's time, then between you and me, you are the clueless one.

Somebody is overly sensitive. If you're this easily triggered, then don't post. We all critique one another's posts here, it's a part of the forum breaking things down.

[GatorAk]

Don't tell me what to do. I didn't ruin my reputation there.

Also, how do you know that the girl told everyone that I'm an idiot? It sounds more like a personal insult from you.

Where is your proof that the girl thinks I'm an idiot?

And no barfining? Tell that to everyone here. And not just to me.

Dude it's like going to a fine steakhouse ordering a steak and not eat. Does it not sound stupid to you? It's your money but don't expect anyone to understand your odd behavior.

[Nyezhov]

An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand.

You think you are right about everything and if anyone deviates from your beliefs, you are quick to shoot them down.

Not everyone goes to Pattaya for pussy. Pussy might play a large role. But Pattaya does not equate to pussy. You wouldn't understand because you think about pussy 24/7.

And if you truly think that I wasted the girl's time, then between you and me, you are the clueless one.

If you are in Pattaya you're there for the pussy.

[Bam Boom Bam]

So you spent thousands barfining a below average looking fat girl with an ugly tattoo on her chest and you didn't even get to creampie her? I'm not trying to insult you I'm saying this out of love but the fuck is wrong of you? Even if you are inexperienced I understand not getting what you paid for we all been there but going back for seconds and then doubling down by giving her 1000 baht as a reward for not fucking you? Do not go back to that bar you just ruined your reputation there. The girl already told everyone there that you are an idiot and you paid her 1000 baht without sleeping with her (thai girls are quite mean behind the customers back) also why the fuck are you even barfining. Cut the middle man and get a freelancer.

Don't tell me what to do. I didn't ruin my reputation there.

Also, how do you know that the girl told everyone that I'm an idiot? It sounds more like a personal insult from you.

Where is your proof that the girl thinks I'm an idiot?

And no barfining? Tell that to everyone here. And not just to me.

[Bam Boom Bam]

Why are you barfining a girl and taking her to walking street to party instead of taking her to your room and smashing? Makes no sense.

You're wasting your time and hers. And you get nothing out of it but a wasted night and blue balls.

An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand.

You think you are right about everything and if anyone deviates from your beliefs, you are quick to shoot them down.

Not everyone goes to Pattaya for pussy. Pussy might play a large role. But Pattaya does not equate to pussy. You wouldn't understand because you think about pussy 24/7.

And if you truly think that I wasted the girl's time, then between you and me, you are the clueless one.

[Explorer8939]

I never believe Explorer's Penthouse Forum adventurers, but that's another story

That is a wonderful compliment, thank you!

[RakSopheni]

Thanks. A rational man for fucks sakes. Alls I'm saying is this forum should be made a "Pattaya Lounge" because there's absolutely zero provider reports. After all its called "Pattaya Reports". If I'm planning a trip around the world this forum does absolutely NOTHING to assist me because its full of bullshit *******es bickering over the elusive bargirl that's a 10. For fucks sakes men. Get a grip. They're all 10's at 2.

Guy who has 12 posts mostly criticizing other people with zero useful information gets mad that nobody spoonfeeds him line ID's or writes penthouse letters style posts to wank to.

[Paolo99]

Or maybe it was just bad luck. Making an appointment in TF is usually not as difficult for me as it was last Wednesday. Thursday and Friday I didn't have any problems.

By the way, the girl who didn't show up Wednesday, has already asked me twice if I want to make a new appointment. Without apologizing for not showing up, which is one reason that I'm not so keen anymore. Another reason is that I think I had a session with her last year, IIRC, and she was a totally disinterested pretty starfish.

Sorry for my last post, it was not meant to be argumentative. Your right, many reasons can be leading to these strange behaviors from these girls (as stated earlier by Mr Downandup too), wish you good luck with your trip.

[Mogwai]

You said it yourself in your first post.

You received dozens of likes and messages from different girls, yet you considered yourself lucky when one came by to your room. They were desperate but at the same time didn't even want to answer your messages, that makes no sense. We would think that a desperate girl would instantly make her way to your place at the moment you tell her you want her to come over. If they were that desperate they would do anything possible to get you as a new customer, which obviously they didn't put any effort in by reading your first post.

Finding one decent looking girl in Pattaya (or even many) is one thing, but finding her desperate is another story. The fact that she sells her body in Pattaya doesn't make her desperate, words have meaning you know.

First of all I said that most girls seem to be desperate for customers, so not all of them. Apparently the girls that I contacted were indeed not so desperate, most likely because they are good looking and get enough attention from the punters, even in low season, to choose whatever guy they want.
Or maybe it was just bad luck. Making an appointment in TF is usually not as difficult for me as it was last Wednesday. Thursday and Friday I didn't have any problems.

By the way, the girl who didn't show up Wednesday, has already asked me twice if I want to make a new appointment. Without apologizing for not showing up, which is one reason that I'm not so keen anymore. Another reason is that I think I had a session with her last year, IIRC, and she was a totally disinterested pretty starfish.

[Depends]

100% true. I visited 2 x pre covid and I had to sift through tons of pages to find anything meaningful. Planning for a 3rd visit and still the same bickering back and forth. Sigh! Even after spending hours you cannot find anything meaningful or a valuable FR on any particular bar in Soi6 for example. The truly valuable FRs are usually from guys who visit Pattaya every few years on a week long break or something like that. And they are drowned out by all this bull crap.

Thanks. A rational man for fucks sakes. Alls I'm saying is this forum should be made a "Pattaya Lounge" because there's absolutely zero provider reports. After all its called "Pattaya Reports". If I'm planning a trip around the world this forum does absolutely NOTHING to assist me because its full of bullshit *******es bickering over the elusive bargirl that's a 10. For fucks sakes men. Get a grip. They're all 10's at 2.

[Nixonbd]

Brother you are realistic which gets you laid as often as you can handle. BUT, this board. There's so much bullshit and children bickering over individual dreams and perceptions of a woman's looks. It's asinine. There is way too much posting about high season low season pre-covid post-covid he said she said bullshit. And the young tech savvy only knowing how to communicate via cell phone apps versus older MEN, who know how to meet and greet and relate in real life. Give me a fucking break. Where are the "Pattaya Reports" HuH? Where? Other than the Explorer dude who seems to live in reality and works it, and an occasional honest assessment by someone, this appears to be an unmoderated steaming pile of bullshit children attacking each other over things they say, but they never actually fuck anybody that they can attest to and tell us the details. You don't attack other mongers because they won't post and share anymore. When's the last time you got a girls number off here because a fellow monger was sharing? Look, it's a review board and it's easy. You say girl x at place why did this but not that and this was great but that was not and it cost this much and I would or would not do it again. See, it's not rocket science. It's not even third grade and I know you could do it if you actually fucked a girl and had useful information to report and not all this garbage third grade bullshit. Thanks for your attention and have a great life!

If you'the look, instead of "bickering", there is a "Reports of Distinction" section for Pattaya. In as much as you'the like to get play by play of each dalliance in an x-rated fashion (I never believe Explorer's Penthouse Forum adventurers, but that's another story), this forum is about personal experiences, not detailed. "then she unzipped my pants and" Your post reminds me of guys asking for a posters contacts before he's even set foot in country. Half the fun is the hunt. If you want to read porn, just follow Explorer. I never share a number of a girl that I enjoyed, ever. In other words, accept the general information and find out for yourself. Cheers.

[Paolo99]

It kinda sounds like a group of guys having fun. You know, like regular people, because everybody's not perverts that have to pay for their next fuck. Just saying. Peace bro.

Not pervert enough to pay for the next fuck but still pervert to pay for watching girls dancing half naked on a table.

And pervert enough for throwing 20 bahts bills (or pingpong balls) in the air and having fun watching these girls fighting each others on the ground like dogs in the hope of catching a few of them.

Let's call them Half-Perverts then.

Peace and Love mate.

[LoneWolff]

Give me a fucking break. Where are the "Pattaya Reports" HuH? Where? Other than the Explorer dude who seems to live in reality and works it, and an occasional honest assessment by someone, this appears to be an unmoderated steaming pile of bullshit children attacking each other over things they say, but they never actually fuck anybody that they can attest to and tell us the details. Look, it's a review board and it's easy. You say girl x at place why did this but not that and this was great but that was not and it cost this much and I would or would not do it again. See, it's not rocket science. It's not even third grade and I know you could do it if you actually fucked a girl and had useful information to report and not all this garbage third grade bullshit. Thanks for your attention and have a great life!

100% true. I visited 2 x pre covid and I had to sift through tons of pages to find anything meaningful. Planning for a 3rd visit and still the same bickering back and forth. Sigh! Even after spending hours you cannot find anything meaningful or a valuable FR on any particular bar in Soi6 for example. The truly valuable FRs are usually from guys who visit Pattaya every few years on a week long break or something like that. And they are drowned out by all this bull crap.