Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

Although I'm no longer a very frequent traveler, I use Global Entry and appreciate it. I don't understand what you mean by "extra steps. " I can't judge whether Global Entry is faster than Moible Passport because I only use Global Entry. Global Entry now operates on facial recognition. From the time I reach the kiosk (I've never had to wait longer than it takes to walk up to one) to the time I exit the immigration area there is a 1 to 2 minute period. I don't know if you could spend less time in immigration unless you stay home.

Yeah, it might be different in other places, but in FLL and MCO using the free Mobile Passport Control app is faster than Global Entry, since they use the same line and Global Entry folks have extra steps to perform at a kiosk.

[Recondite]

There definitely are nonpros out there looking to date foreigners. Some of those nonpros will also be curious about anal. I'm back in Medellin and am currently shacked up with a girl that wants to try anal. Is this your most efficient route to said sex act? It's definitely not. The girl I'm currently seeing didn't have sex with me until the second date. I didn't know whether she'd be up for anal or not until we had sex and started talking about fetishes. Also, anal isn't that mainstream yet so she'd never tried it. I got my girl a medium and a large butt plug. She's up to the large right now but we haven't tried anal itself yet. This is despite her practically living with me right now and really wanting to try it. It's been a fun process and it turns me on to go out on the town with her knowing she's got a large butt plug up her ass. Having sex with her with the butt plug inserted has also been pleasurable for both of us. I've also tried to train a semipro for anal, but couldn't quite graduate from a medium toy to my dick.

So, in short, the fastest and most secure route to anal is finding a pro who does anal. The most accomplished anal pros are girls like Hannah and Cristal on Photoprepagos / Mileroticos. They will take you without any need to warm up regardless of size.

No such thing as a non pro. If she'll see you she's a pro. As for anal. Ask how much, and if it's available she'll say a number. Go from there.

[RacShack]

In MIA, it starts off as the same line as global entry, then splits off later when they go to the kiosks, & we go straight to the booths, usually only a couple people in line.

So in Miami theirs a designated line that says mobile pass control? I don't remember seeing it, their is definitely not one at fll that mentions anything about it.

[Knowledge]

Two truth bombs + a bit of common sense advice = excellent response post.

No such thing as a non pro. If she'll see you she's a pro. As for anal. Ask how much, and if it's available she'll say a number. Go from there.

[Zeos1]

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

No such thing as a non pro. If she'll see you she's a pro. As for anal. Ask how much, and if it's available she'll say a number. Go from there.

[L00PY]

I was thinking I would definitely avoid centro, but now I am curious to see just how bad it is. I mean, everyone says Colombian girls are some of the hottest in the world; I guess seeing what the bottom of the barrel has to offer really makes one appreciate the 7's and 8's that are out there.

It's been a while but I'd say Parque LLeras averages a 6 and Centro averages a 4. Your chances of find a 9 in Lleras is about as good as finding a 7 in Centro. One upside to Centro is that there are a fair number of bars and casas in the vicinity. If you want to get a look without going just peek at the numerous Youtube videos out there for Centro Medellin. They're of course showing the best of what they've shot but it'll give a sampling.

[FlAdventurer]

That Global Entry gets picked up by most credit cards and is a good tool to have. I would have it even if it was not picked up by my CC. Clear is also picked up by my CC so I have that.

Now if we could just figure out how to get through the long lines in Medellin.

The Global entry kiosks take me less than 30 seconds and usually more like 15. Some people may just mess around for longer.

Mobile passport is not part of trusted traveler program so at times you are going to get the third degree from customs agents. You are much less likely to get that with GE. Typically, I am asked if I have anything to declare with GE and that is it. Last time I went through customs I was literally asked nothing. You also get the free TSA precheck with GE which is a great value.

Yeah, GE is $100, but many, many credit cards offer up a $100 rebate if you buy GE so in essence it is free for a many travelers.

I agree that mobile passport blows away the regular lines and it is an alternative to GE but I have done both, and GE is way, way better.

[OldSchool318]

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

I can't imagine any nice chick is ever going to open up her butt cheeks and invite you to stick it in that tight brown hole.

They will tell you "solo para salida" or "mi cula solamente para caca".

It just doesn't seem that any women ever would like her brown eye serviced for sexual pleasure. Butt. Jajajaj butt.

Somehow, somewhere, someway, if you ask just right ya might just be able to provide it tight. So don't give up the fight.

[Husker Dude]

I use mobile pass control too, in Mia and fll but it never gets me through line quicker, do you use global entry line. ? I still have to stand in reg line the several times I've used it, I never see line or sign for Mobil pass control, what am I doing wrong? Thanks any advice will be appreciated! Do you say you have global entry when asked?

In MIA, it starts off as the same line as global entry, then splits off later when they go to the kiosks, & we go straight to the booths, usually only a couple people in line.

[Knowledge]

To my fellow Centro rats, just out of curiosity what is the back story on the change of name / ownership of Premier Plaza to Botero Casa? The only difference I could see besides the sign is the absence of the gringos who used to hang out on the balcony overlooking ground zero.

On a related note, it seems the large Bluetooth speakers are allowed inside the wire again. So far it's karaoke style vallenato and cumbia "singers. " I wonder how far behind the raooers and indigenous child dance troupes can be.

[Knowledge]

I usually try to avoid troll like posts but this one made me smile. The profile handle is the best I've seen in a while.

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

[Villainy]

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

Like many things in many places the most obvious way to get something not widely available is to offer up an incentive. How much? How bad to you want it?

I have a friend who has the same proclivity as you. He talks to various "prospective" friends and expresses his considerable experience and that he is very gentle and patient.

He has a lot of success. He has had amigas visit him with the provision that this is a trial run, and nothing is expected with respect to anal BUT future visits would be dependent on going there.

Don't forget the incentive part.

[Elvis 2008]

I don't get Global Entry. I just use the 'free' Mobile Passport Control app and I go faster than Global Entry folks (they have to walk up to some Global Entry kiosk and do stuff there, while Mobile Passport Control users walk right past them). Usually when returning from Colombia I am able to walk past all the Global Entry folks messing with their kiosks and I'm 1st or 2nd at the Mobile Passport Control / Global Entry agent and go straight through. So, someone care to explain the advantage of getting Global Entry if it is slower than the free Mobile Passport Control app?

The Global entry kiosks take me less than 30 seconds and usually more like 15. Some people may just mess around for longer.

Mobile passport is not part of trusted traveler program so at times you are going to get the third degree from customs agents. You are much less likely to get that with GE. Typically, I am asked if I have anything to declare with GE and that is it. Last time I went through customs I was literally asked nothing. You also get the free TSA precheck with GE which is a great value.

Yeah, GE is $100, but many, many credit cards offer up a $100 rebate if you buy GE so in essence it is free for a many travelers.

I agree that mobile passport blows away the regular lines and it is an alternative to GE but I have done both, and GE is way, way better.

[Poo222]

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

[Mtndew704]

I have never heard of the MPC app before and I exclusively fly through Miami now since I only use AA. I'm going to have to use that next trip while my global entry application is pending.