Isaan Region (including Udon Thani, KK, Khorat)

[Explorer8939]

Explorer, I get what you are saying. In my limited experience this last time, 3 of the four gals I hung out with are from Laos. And yes maybe they have husbands back home in Laos, but to me it does not matter. My previous trip to UT in April, two other gals from two different bars that I usually do not frequent were also from Laos. All of the Lao bar girls who work in the area have a small room somewhere close by their workplace where they stay. They usually share the rooms with other Lao working gals, and their rooms have no AC and I can't imagine how difficult it must be for them, especially during the hottest months.

One of the Lao bar girls I was recently with was always on her phone, and it was obvious that she had a dude somewhere else doing exactly what you are saying. After the first night, my simple solution was not to invite her back again. But to say 100% of the gals have husbands back home and are burdened to be with a dude long time is probably not correct. It just takes some time to find the ones who really want to be with you. And most dudes don't have the time to invest when they are only in UT for a short time, so I get it.

As for free overnighters, and longer. Thai Cupid has worked wonders for me. Met a very nice office gal from Isaan who is wonderful and wants nothing more than to be with me forever. But that takes time.

If you are just mongering for a short time, it makes no difference if the bargirl has a boyfriend. This only comes into play if you are trying to get free pussy, since bargirls don't need customers for sex, they are deluged with offers from hansum young Thais. More to the point, free pussy is off topic, under most circumstances, since such reports don't help anyone.

For me, free pussy is too expensive, since it means the bargirl is trying to secure a boyfriend / sponsor.

[Zauberfee]

Does anyone has a good recommendation for an in-house (massage shop / parlor, GC, etc) with FS in Khon Kaen?

[HorseTrader]

I love "I get free pussy" posts on this board.

The reality is that virtually every bargirl in UT has a Thai husband...

The only free Thai bargirl pussy I've ever had was after about 5 paid all night sessions on Samui. On the "free" night I said I didn't have the money to give her. I paid the 500 bar fine and she came with me. What she wanted was the nice bed and air conditioned hotel room instead of her shithole, sweaty apartment that she shared with about 12 other bargirls. All night sessions with bar girls are very unusual for me, but I enjoyed this girl.

[FarmerBoy45]

Explorer, I get what you are saying. In my limited experience this last time, 3 of the four gals I hung out with are from Laos. And yes maybe they have husbands back home in Laos, but to me it does not matter. My previous trip to UT in April, two other gals from two different bars that I usually do not frequent were also from Laos. All of the Lao bar girls who work in the area have a small room somewhere close by their workplace where they stay. They usually share the rooms with other Lao working gals, and their rooms have no AC and I can't imagine how difficult it must be for them, especially during the hottest months.

One of the Lao bar girls I was recently with was always on her phone, and it was obvious that she had a dude somewhere else doing exactly what you are saying. After the first night, my simple solution was not to invite her back again. But to say 100% of the gals have husbands back home and are burdened to be with a dude long time is probably not correct. It just takes some time to find the ones who really want to be with you. And most dudes don't have the time to invest when they are only in UT for a short time, so I get it.

As for free overnighters, and longer. Thai Cupid has worked wonders for me. Met a very nice office gal from Isaan who is wonderful and wants nothing more than to be with me forever. But that takes time.

I love "I get free pussy" posts on this board.

The reality is that virtually every bargirl in UT has a Thai husband, and since they are infrequently barfined for Long Time, when they don't come home, there is a lot of telephone negotiation with the husband. He's got to get up early to take the kids to school, he wants money if she isn't coming home, how much is she making, not easy.

Plus, the ladies have plenty of sex with their Tilac, sex with a customer is a necessary nuisance for them.

As noted above, the ladies may do free overnighters if they think the customer is sponsor material.

[Explorer8939]

I spent few nights on my way to Laos. Not much happening in the city and also in go go bars filled with aged man.

First night, I just walked around all the main road and ended up with some good massage from some authentic spa. Not sure about it's name but it's near to train station.

Next day, I just moved in to the Main Street samphan thamit alley. As I said, I am the only youngest person traveller there. So this is my advantage which means I need not spend to laid. Also I can get most attractive girl without competition. I started hopping bars early evening and got contacts from attractive girls from each bar. 9/10 gave their contacts. Never offered them girl drink, as it is early time. They are happy if I buy the drink.

After that, I started to chat with girls I like. And planned to meet on around 1 PM (after the bar closes). As she is also interested in me, she came to me as soon as it's closed.

We went to different pubs after midnight and made ourself comfortable. Later on, we moved to my room. Had a very pleasurable encounter, we both made sure that we are satisfied. Got pure GFE.

Next day, repeated with different girl and finally left to lao in train.

I love "I get free pussy" posts on this board.

The reality is that virtually every bargirl in UT has a Thai husband, and since they are infrequently barfined for Long Time, when they don't come home, there is a lot of telephone negotiation with the husband. He's got to get up early to take the kids to school, he wants money if she isn't coming home, how much is she making, not easy.

Plus, the ladies have plenty of sex with their Tilac, sex with a customer is a necessary nuisance for them.

As noted above, the ladies may do free overnighters if they think the customer is sponsor material.

[FarmerBoy45]

Rak, really appreciate you reporting your experiences, and I agree with almost everything you said. Udon Thani is not for everyone. If it is the party vibe one is looking for, UT is not the right place.

The four ladies I recently hung out with were aged 23,25, 28, and 31. I'm not one who ranks gals on a 1 - 10 scale, because that is not the most important thing to me. I found all four attractive, but more importantly, they were very simple, chill, relaxed gals who were very open.

I stick to my one main bar in UT. I've been to a couple of bars where I had not so good experiences. If those were my only experiences, I would have a very different take on UT.

And I agree with you, UT is probably more suited for guys 50+. I look around and am at awe that I'm almost always the youngest dude in the bar.

I've found a good bar where all the ladies know me, and the boss knows me, and there are never any problems.

Thanks again for posting your experiences. Very good takes.

FB45.

Out of curiosity I returned to Udon Thani after an absence of 5 years to see how things had changed. My previous visit I was a much younger man in terms of mongering experience and very wide eyed and easily aroused / impressed. I ended up repeating with a beautiful young Isaan girl for the entire 5 days and this colored my impression of the city as a positive mongering destination. Returning now after the pandemic and hundreds of working girls later I see that not only has Udon Thani changed, but I have changed as well which doubtless colors my current relative cynicism.

First off, in an absolute sense there are much less mongers and ladies than five years ago (my visits were both in July so it's not an issue of seasonality), and the vibe is even more laid back. It's hard to see how some of these establishments survived or are surviving.

I did the rounds over the last 2 nights visiting about 7 bars along the main street, and the Day and Night and Nutty park complexes and the results were mediocre. For some context most mongers here are 10-15 years older than me and with enormous beer guts and ugly mottled wrinkled skin. A non-insignificant contingent of retired farangs live in cheap 450 baht boarding houses, drink all day and look like they are 3 weeks from death. I am in my late 40's, fit, farang, average / slightly above attractiveness. In Pattaya I'm "mid" but here I'm top of the heap. Despite this, at one bar I was almost completely ignored even being the only guy (mottled skin or not) in 300 meters. When I did find some younger attractive ladies they did not reciprocate interest over the initial drink with their body language and attitude and it was clear they just wanted drinks and when asked outright this was confirmed. One younger lady at a Nutty Park bar was very flirty and clearly interested in a barfine, but her looks were substandard (butterface) - and a slutty and sexy spinner at another bar was ready to go but I found her a bit old and the underbite was jarring-and although I nearly pulled the trigger something held me back. I had a couple nice "hostess" style conversations over 3-4 drinks with some young demure attractive farm fresh Isaan ladies who were happy to sit and flirt and allowed me some minimal touch- but again no interest in barfining. Most girls speak very little english compared to Pattaya and Bangkok so almost all communication is via translate apps.

I don't doubt the veracity of the FarmerBoy45 reports and believe it is possible to have a good time here as he and others have, but speaking frankly I think the bar needs to be set in a different place than where mine is- take that as you will. The older and less attractive ladies are the ones more ready to go but depending on your age you may feel more comfortable with them anyways. The younger girls, unless they are 5's or less are content to just earn the minimum sipping drinks. One girl told me she used to earn 6,000 baht monthly at a restaurant but now earns 10,000 baht just hanging out drinking and that's enough for her. Udon is very cheap and if they are still living close by with their family their expenses are minimal. Many girls have not even left Isaan and the few who have visited Pattaya found it not to their liking and returned quickly. I think if you are looking for that Unicorn Bargirl for relationship who legitimately does not go with guys- Udon might actually have a few.

For all my gripes, there are a few positive things to recommend, and for a certain type of guy Udon would be perfect. For one, all the hysteria and hand wringing regarding the Korean invasion into Pattaya and Bangkok would not apply here as almost all punters are of Farang extraction and most are older and retired. Also, for the monger who is 55+ and has tired of all the cacophony and drama of Pattaya, Udon Thani could be a really good choice. Even for me (late 40's) trying to compete in an arena like Soi 6, it can be nerve wracking and demoralizing. In the Central mall you see many retired farangs coupled up with more age appropriate (if still much younger) Thai ladies and I think this is where Udon could really work for a certain guy. If you are retired or on a very long vacation and not necessarily interested in wall to wall fucking action with a new hot girl every day but are more happy developing something slowly that approximates a real relationship- I think Udon Thani beats Pattaya and Bangkok hands down. You will have almost zero competition from all the hot young studs and deep pocketed Koreans, and the pace here is much more soothing and comforting. ThaiFriendly and Tinder would be the go to apps for this. If you want the FarmerBoy45 style fuckfest you will need to be happy with average and older ladies and throwing around above market amounts to motivate. You will also be the sole focus of attention as there is basically nobody else here.

I will probably not come back until I graduate into my mid 50's, but for many guys I think this scene could work great. Enjoy.

[Pulse0101]

As I said, I am the only youngest person traveller there. So this is my advantage which means I need not spend to laid. Also I can get most attractive girl without competition.

As she is also interested in me, she came to me as soon as it's closed.

We went to different pubs after midnight and made ourself comfortable. Later on, we moved to my room. Had a very pleasurable encounter, we both made sure that we are satisfied. Got pure GFE.

Next day, repeated with different girl and finally left to lao in train.

So you're saying you went to bars that have girls earning money by getting lady drinks from you, but didn't buy them any drinks and they loved you for that. You impressed the really attractive ones so much that they then met you after the bar closed to give you a GFE at no charge. Man, that's impressive!

And you repeated with same MO for your second night. Even more impressive!

Care to PM me the numbers of the girls so I can prepare for my next trip? I'll even buy them those drinks they earn from to ensure my GFE.

[HorseTrader]

I think this post is mostly fantasy. My suspicion (if anything remotely resembling this even happened) is that like he said, he did go around to the bars getting numbers without paying for ladydrinks and did not pay for barfine. Later on for an agreed ST rate they met up. So mr young and hot avoided "paying" for the setup costs and spun that as he's super hansum rather than just being cheap.

I've had my share of free pussy in Thailand, especially for a fat old man. But I get it not by being a young handsome stud, I get it because these ladies think I'm possible husband material (which I would like to be). For ST or LT, I prefer a financial deal over ONS.

Perhaps he portrays himself as Mr. Right not Mr. Right Now.

[RakSopheni]

As I said, I am the only youngest person traveller there. So this is my advantage which means I need not spend to laid.

I think this post is mostly fantasy. My suspicion (if anything remotely resembling this even happened) is that like he said, he did go around to the bars getting numbers without paying for ladydrinks and did not pay for barfine. Later on for an agreed ST rate they met up. So mr young and hot avoided "paying" for the setup costs and spun that as he's super hansum rather than just being cheap.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I spent few nights on my way to Laos. Not much happening in the city and also in go go bars filled with aged man.

First night, I just walked around all the main road and ended up with some good massage from some authentic spa. Not sure about it's name but it's near to train station.

Next day, I just moved in to the Main Street samphan thamit alley. As I said, I am the only youngest person traveller there. So this is my advantage which means I need not spend to laid. Also I can get most attractive girl without competition. I started hopping bars early evening and got contacts from attractive girls from each bar. 9/10 gave their contacts. Never offered them girl drink, as it is early time. They are happy if I buy the drink.

After that, I started to chat with girls I like. And planned to meet on around 1 PM (after the bar closes). As she is also interested in me, she came to me as soon as it's closed.

We went to different pubs after midnight and made ourself comfortable. Later on, we moved to my room. Had a very pleasurable encounter, we both made sure that we are satisfied. Got pure GFE.

Next day, repeated with different girl and finally left to lao in train.

Wow Funseeker2, you are my newest hero.

We poor souls can only envy you being young, handsome, and not having to spend money to get laid.

In fact I wonder why given your blessings in life that you are even bothering to be on here or to search for bargirls.

Surely Tinder, and others, as well as just walking along the streets would fill your contacts list.

But, I guess not, as you are on here.

So maybe everything doesn't quite ring true with your bravado and claims as written.

Hmmmm.

[FunSeeker2]

I spent few nights on my way to Laos. Not much happening in the city and also in go go bars filled with aged man.

First night, I just walked around all the main road and ended up with some good massage from some authentic spa. Not sure about it's name but it's near to train station.

Next day, I just moved in to the Main Street samphan thamit alley. As I said, I am the only youngest person traveller there. So this is my advantage which means I need not spend to laid. Also I can get most attractive girl without competition. I started hopping bars early evening and got contacts from attractive girls from each bar. 9/10 gave their contacts. Never offered them girl drink, as it is early time. They are happy if I buy the drink.

After that, I started to chat with girls I like. And planned to meet on around 1 PM (after the bar closes). As she is also interested in me, she came to me as soon as it's closed.

We went to different pubs after midnight and made ourself comfortable. Later on, we moved to my room. Had a very pleasurable encounter, we both made sure that we are satisfied. Got pure GFE.

Next day, repeated with different girl and finally left to lao in train.

[Bunky]

Out of curiosity I returned to Udon Thani after an absence of 5 years to see how things had changed. My previous visit I was a much younger man in terms of mongering experience and very wide eyed and easily aroused / impressed. I ended up repeating with a beautiful young Isaan girl for the entire 5 days and this colored my impression of the city as a positive mongering destination. Returning now after the pandemic and hundreds of working girls later I see that not only has Udon Thani changed, but I have changed as well which doubtless colors my current relative cynicism.

Perceptive and well written. Kudos to Mr. Sopheni for taking the time to write this up.

[RakSopheni]

Out of curiosity I returned to Udon Thani after an absence of 5 years to see how things had changed. My previous visit I was a much younger man in terms of mongering experience and very wide eyed and easily aroused / impressed. I ended up repeating with a beautiful young Isaan girl for the entire 5 days and this colored my impression of the city as a positive mongering destination. Returning now after the pandemic and hundreds of working girls later I see that not only has Udon Thani changed, but I have changed as well which doubtless colors my current relative cynicism.

First off, in an absolute sense there are much less mongers and ladies than five years ago (my visits were both in July so it's not an issue of seasonality), and the vibe is even more laid back. It's hard to see how some of these establishments survived or are surviving.

I did the rounds over the last 2 nights visiting about 7 bars along the main street, and the Day and Night and Nutty park complexes and the results were mediocre. For some context most mongers here are 10-15 years older than me and with enormous beer guts and ugly mottled wrinkled skin. A non-insignificant contingent of retired farangs live in cheap 450 baht boarding houses, drink all day and look like they are 3 weeks from death. I am in my late 40's, fit, farang, average / slightly above attractiveness. In Pattaya I'm "mid" but here I'm top of the heap. Despite this, at one bar I was almost completely ignored even being the only guy (mottled skin or not) in 300 meters. When I did find some younger attractive ladies they did not reciprocate interest over the initial drink with their body language and attitude and it was clear they just wanted drinks and when asked outright this was confirmed. One younger lady at a Nutty Park bar was very flirty and clearly interested in a barfine, but her looks were substandard (butterface) - and a slutty and sexy spinner at another bar was ready to go but I found her a bit old and the underbite was jarring-and although I nearly pulled the trigger something held me back. I had a couple nice "hostess" style conversations over 3-4 drinks with some young demure attractive farm fresh Isaan ladies who were happy to sit and flirt and allowed me some minimal touch- but again no interest in barfining. Most girls speak very little english compared to Pattaya and Bangkok so almost all communication is via translate apps.

I don't doubt the veracity of the FarmerBoy45 reports and believe it is possible to have a good time here as he and others have, but speaking frankly I think the bar needs to be set in a different place than where mine is- take that as you will. The older and less attractive ladies are the ones more ready to go but depending on your age you may feel more comfortable with them anyways. The younger girls, unless they are 5's or less are content to just earn the minimum sipping drinks. One girl told me she used to earn 6,000 baht monthly at a restaurant but now earns 10,000 baht just hanging out drinking and that's enough for her. Udon is very cheap and if they are still living close by with their family their expenses are minimal. Many girls have not even left Isaan and the few who have visited Pattaya found it not to their liking and returned quickly. I think if you are looking for that Unicorn Bargirl for relationship who legitimately does not go with guys- Udon might actually have a few.

For all my gripes, there are a few positive things to recommend, and for a certain type of guy Udon would be perfect. For one, all the hysteria and hand wringing regarding the Korean invasion into Pattaya and Bangkok would not apply here as almost all punters are of Farang extraction and most are older and retired. Also, for the monger who is 55+ and has tired of all the cacophony and drama of Pattaya, Udon Thani could be a really good choice. Even for me (late 40's) trying to compete in an arena like Soi 6, it can be nerve wracking and demoralizing. In the Central mall you see many retired farangs coupled up with more age appropriate (if still much younger) Thai ladies and I think this is where Udon could really work for a certain guy. If you are retired or on a very long vacation and not necessarily interested in wall to wall fucking action with a new hot girl every day but are more happy developing something slowly that approximates a real relationship- I think Udon Thani beats Pattaya and Bangkok hands down. You will have almost zero competition from all the hot young studs and deep pocketed Koreans, and the pace here is much more soothing and comforting. ThaiFriendly and Tinder would be the go to apps for this. If you want the FarmerBoy45 style fuckfest you will need to be happy with average and older ladies and throwing around above market amounts to motivate. You will also be the sole focus of attention as there is basically nobody else here.

I will probably not come back until I graduate into my mid 50's, but for many guys I think this scene could work great. Enjoy.

[Davey1965]

Pulse, others who frequent UT could probably answer better. I haven't even ventured into the Day and Night complex that has many bars and ladies. I'd be curious to know the different rates and if there are LD minimums. I do know most of those bars don't open till evening time. I would say your negotiated ST / LT price are probably pretty accurate. Although I did have one lady at one bar (forgot the name of the bar) quote 2,000 for ST. I only went to about three bars this time. Both of the others had LD minimums. I'd like to hear from anyone who knows places in UT with no or fewer LD minimums too.

Hope someone can better answer your questions. I'm interested.

I took a couple girls out from two different bars in Day and Night and there were no LD minimums that I know of. I do however like to play pool with the girls and buy a few drinks while there. At one bar I came back two additional nights for the girl there and we both had a drink, shot some pool and then off to hotel. Bar fine was 500 and St was 1500.

[FarmerBoy45]

Great field reports! Have been wanting to check out UT for a few years and your reports have allowed me to make that decision. Thanks.

The slower / laid back pace that your reports indicate is what really interests me.

Couple Qs:

1) I know that you are liberal with the girls you choose and appreciate that, but what would you say is the negotiated ST / LT prices one can expect to get? 1500ST and 2500 LT?

2) Besides Country Bar, which are the other bars around that don't have the 5 LD minimums?

Cheers / Pulse.

Pulse, others who frequent UT could probably answer better. I haven't even ventured into the Day and Night complex that has many bars and ladies. I'd be curious to know the different rates and if there are LD minimums. I do know most of those bars don't open till evening time. I would say your negotiated ST / LT price are probably pretty accurate. Although I did have one lady at one bar (forgot the name of the bar) quote 2,000 for ST. I only went to about three bars this time. Both of the others had LD minimums. I'd like to hear from anyone who knows places in UT with no or fewer LD minimums too.

Hope someone can better answer your questions. I'm interested.