Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

Someone asked me about threesomes, and so here are my suggestions for making it happen. Note that I never ask the ladies up front whether they will play with each other, in fact, everything a lady does with me is her idea, I never tell them what to do.

So, I start off with drinks, they will get naked when they get a bit drunk. If one plays with me, I will respond. Sometimes, its fairly intense, so I suggest we go the bedroom, but they will shower on the way.

Whether on the sofa or in the bedroom, I will invite a lady to climb onto my mouth for pussy licking. Very few decline, for some reason. That leaves the other lady next to my dick, and she will invariably show me her skills. Or many just jump on and smash my dick. I can't say or do anything, since my mouth is busy and I have a lady on my chest.

After a while, I will turn my attention to the lady on my dick, I will wriggle away from the lady on top, and lay the other lady down, getting ready to lick her pussy. This is when the first lady may get there first, and then I can take a break. No, really what I will do is to sidle up to the lady getting her pussy licked, and stick my dick in her mouth.

After that, there are many possible permutations, depending on the ladies.

But not all ladies will play like that, and I don't force them. So, there are fallback techniques. And sometimes if I am on a trip, the ladies don't want to play together the first night, but will the second night.

[Explorer8939]

I sent money to a cute, petite girl who works at an Amazon coffee a couple of days ago. Her hamster died so she asked me for 260 baht to buy a box at B2S to bury her hamster. I was so overwhelmed by her sorrow I sent her 300 baht, 40 baht more than asked. Let's see if I was stupid or a genius after banging her next month.

I am sure that her Thai boyfriend appreciated you when she handed him your money.

Next time, you can cut out the "middleman" and just send him the money directly.

[Chan Chalupa]

No lack of personal stories from me here. But I don't send money to ladies in Thailand, so no sponsorship stories from me.

I can't tell you how many times I have a naked lady on my sofa who was getting messages from lonely guys.

Here are some hints for newbies:

Don't send money to ladies in Thailand. It makes them think you are stupid.

In Thailand, ladies give money to their boyfriends, even if it comes from sex customers.

Keep messages to ladies on point (short): where and when you are going to meet.

It's a Blessing you don't spend excess money on Old Ladies with teenage Sons who don't like you. Hahaha.

[Mr Enternational]

I sent money to a cute, petite girl who works at an Amazon coffee a couple of days ago. Her hamster died so she asked me for 260 baht to buy a box at B2S to bury her hamster. Let's see if I was stupid or a genius after banging her next month.

See to me that is a red flag. What the hell was wrong with the box it was already living in? Next month she will be working in Korea.

[Banana Boi]

Let me tell you from the Heart.

Palace now have some Soi 6 quality on stage. Not the Baitoey type.

Good that means a certain someone won't drag me to Palace any more. When "cat ears, the Baccara one" and "cutest girl ever" went missing I found Palace unbearable other than to say Hi to "Panda".

Good I like Sharks. Used to be a regular there. Mamasan there loves me.

Don't send money to ladies in Thailand. It makes them think you are stupid.

I sent money to a cute, petite girl who works at an Amazon coffee a couple of days ago. Her hamster died so she asked me for 260 baht to buy a box at B2S to bury her hamster. I was so overwhelmed by her sorrow I sent her 300 baht, 40 baht more than asked. Let's see if I was stupid or a genius after banging her next month.

[Turgid]

An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand.

You think you are right about everything and if anyone deviates from your beliefs, you are quick to shoot them down.

Not everyone goes to Pattaya for pussy. Pussy might play a large role. But Pattaya does not equate to pussy. You wouldn't understand because you think about pussy 24/7.

And if you truly think that I wasted the girl's time, then between you and me, you are the clueless one.

That's telling him! I always say. You do you and I will do me. Nevertheless, with respect to advice I take the wheat and throw away the chaff.

[Member #4838]

Don't tell me what to do. I didn't ruin my reputation there.

Also, how do you know that the girl told everyone that I'm an idiot? It sounds more like a personal insult from you.

Where is your proof that the girl thinks I'm an idiot?

And no barfining? Tell that to everyone here. And not just to me.

"An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand. ".

Seems like you're the one hurling personal insults at other commenters.

[Chan Chalupa]

I do not know if anyone remembers but this is a photo of Panda the 18 year old girl from Crazy Story posted a while back. Actually, her name is not Panda. I don't remember her name now. She might be 19 now. So if anyone wants to fuck a slim young girl, then go to her bar and tell the mamasan you want the 18 year old girl. But you will need a lot of money. And most likely, you will have to pay everything upfront. Now, where does she work? The answer is in the photo.

I speak for everyone. These type of photos are USELESS. LOL. I'm trying to figure out what kind of phone she has.

3 nights surveillance of Soi 6. Nothing and I mean nothing.

Sunday night. Glad to see the Hot girls entertaining Customers. Did they get barfined. I doubt it. Them Korean s not that Crazy.

[Chan Chalupa]

I only became a regular at Palace from 2017/18 after meeting MP. At the same time some of my girls moved over to Palace as it became the go to gogo bar. I never liked Palace before that. I was a Beach Club, Happy, Sensations, Fahrenheit, YES!, Nui 2, Glass House, and Baccara guy. Went to all of those more than Palace. But my 2 main gogo bars were in LK Metro. I took girls in to Palace before and after being a regular. No, I am not close to any of the bouncers, waitresses, or mamasans. I am a nobody and a very small player in Palace. I have my handful of 6 girls I'll occasionally buy a drink for and don't talk to the rest of them.

Was Palace packed? Sometimes if there are no seats available the waitresses will tell us that at the door. Not sure if your girl was pretty but that may be a factor to if she gets in as well. Palace is likely the strictest club on which girls are allowed to work there.

Let me tell you from the Heart.

Palace now have some Soi 6 quality on stage. Not the Baitoey type.

The FON of desire type.

Hahaha. No offense. I'm not beholden to any Agogo.

Sharks right now has 5- 6 girls equivalent to the top Palace girl. P.S. I don't even know who the top Palace girl right now is. There is no standout.

[Explorer8939]

I wasn't talking about a generic bargirl story that could come from anyone. I meant a personal story.

But if that's what you have, then I appreciate the effort.

No lack of personal stories from me here. But I don't send money to ladies in Thailand, so no sponsorship stories from me.

I can't tell you how many times I have a naked lady on my sofa who was getting messages from lonely guys.

Here are some hints for newbies:

Don't send money to ladies in Thailand. It makes them think you are stupid.

In Thailand, ladies give money to their boyfriends, even if it comes from sex customers.

Keep messages to ladies on point (short): where and when you are going to meet.

[Bam Boom Bam]

I only became a regular at Palace from 2017/18 after meeting MP. At the same time some of my girls moved over to Palace as it became the go to gogo bar. I never liked Palace before that. I was a Beach Club, Happy, Sensations, Fahrenheit, YES!, Nui 2, Glass House, and Baccara guy. Went to all of those more than Palace. But my 2 main gogo bars were in LK Metro. I took girls in to Palace before and after being a regular. No, I am not close to any of the bouncers, waitresses, or mamasans. I am a nobody and a very small player in Palace. I have my handful of 6 girls I'll occasionally buy a drink for and don't talk to the rest of them.

Was Palace packed? Sometimes if there are no seats available the waitresses will tell us that at the door. Not sure if your girl was pretty but that may be a factor to if she gets in as well. Palace is likely the strictest club on which girls are allowed to work there.

It wasn't packed. But the security guard said it was full. But I could see through the curtain that there were empty seats inside. I posted the girl's photo in the story.

[Banana Boi]

It worked for you because you are a regular at Palace and the security guards know you.

I only became a regular at Palace from 2017/18 after meeting MP. At the same time some of my girls moved over to Palace as it became the go to gogo bar. I never liked Palace before that. I was a Beach Club, Happy, Sensations, Fahrenheit, YES!, Nui 2, Glass House, and Baccara guy. Went to all of those more than Palace. But my 2 main gogo bars were in LK Metro. I took girls in to Palace before and after being a regular. No, I am not close to any of the bouncers, waitresses, or mamasans. I am a nobody and a very small player in Palace. I have my handful of 6 girls I'll occasionally buy a drink for and don't talk to the rest of them.

Was Palace packed? Sometimes if there are no seats available the waitresses will tell us that at the door. Not sure if your girl was pretty but that may be a factor to if she gets in as well. Palace is likely the strictest club on which girls are allowed to work there.

[Falcon 95]

I do not know if anyone remembers but this is a photo of Panda the 18 year old girl from Crazy Story posted a while back. Actually, her name is not Panda. I don't remember her name now. She might be 19 now. So if anyone wants to fuck a slim young girl, then go to her bar and tell the mamasan you want the 18 year old girl. But you will need a lot of money. And most likely, you will have to pay everything upfront. Now, where does she work? The answer is in the photo.

[Bam Boom Bam]

Not true at all. I've taken plenty of working girls on their night off to Palace cause they want to see it. Never had an issue. In fact, treated like gold likely cause they saw my girl as a potential dancer there.

It worked for you because you are a regular at Palace and the security guards know you.

I'm telling you, for the average guy, it is not possible to enter Palace with a girl.

I tried it. It didn't work.

But either way, it's not that important.

[Mr Enternational]

A gogo girl tactic to kill time and show their friends they are barfined. Also to have the John buy drinks for her friends. In return, when her friend gets barfined she visits your gogo girls bar to order drinks. You buy a drink for your girl and her friend and that counts as 2 drinks to her friend's quota.

Not just a gogo girl tactic. My first time in Pattaya was to see a girl I met online. She worked in a salon. She took me and my wingman to the Rooftop bar which was at the entrance of Walking Street on the right side. Yes she had friends there and we had drinks. I knew something was fishy when she ordered Hennessey. I asked what the hell do you know about Hennessey? She said she had a boyfriend from Texas before and that is what he used to drink.

Then she took us to Lucifer. That is when we found out Pattaya was the place to be. We were with chicks but girls were still pulling on us. Some chicks even got into a fight in the club about one girl trying to get another girl's guy. When we left out of Lucifer we went to some other bar where another friend worked. She tried to order drinks there and I said bullshit, we are going back to the room. So we went to the room. Don't think you have to run all over buying drinks because that is where you are led. I saw that shit early and nipped it in the bud. And this chick was not even a hooker.