Jakarta

[Gymgoer1]

Although I've been living in Singapore over 4 years, I have never made the trip to Jakarta, because I always default to Philippines and Thailand which are more familiar to me. Anyway, decided to take the plunge for a short 3 night exploratory stay in Jakarta at the end of this month. Question I had was hotel location. I see the Grand Mercure Harmoni is the closest to the action but I have points on Marriott and get a free 3 nights at much better hotels (Westin, LE Meridien, JW Marriott) etc. If I stay in one of those its a 40 min cab ride to Classic or Travel. But closer to BATS, CJ; s etc. Does it make sense to stay in South Jakarta and take a daily ride to Classic in the afternoon, and then maybe the FL clubs in the South at night? Is the South a nicer area to stay in terms of dining options etc? How about massage shops (legit and naughty) in either area?

Also anyone in Jakarta those days want to meet up I am happy to do so.

Shall be at Jakarta night time 8 pm. Flight from klia2. Till 30 Sep.

Staying at mangga besar area.

[Axel Heyst]

Although I've been living in Singapore over 4 years, I have never made the trip to Jakarta, because I always default to Philippines and Thailand which are more familiar to me. Anyway, decided to take the plunge for a short 3 night exploratory stay in Jakarta at the end of this month. Question I had was hotel location. I see the Grand Mercure Harmoni is the closest to the action but I have points on Marriott and get a free 3 nights at much better hotels (Westin, LE Meridien, JW Marriott) etc. If I stay in one of those its a 40 min cab ride to Classic or Travel. But closer to BATS, CJ; s etc. Does it make sense to stay in South Jakarta and take a daily ride to Classic in the afternoon, and then maybe the FL clubs in the South at night? Is the South a nicer area to stay in terms of dining options etc? How about massage shops (legit and naughty) in either area?

The Mercure Harmoni is a fine 4 star hotel in close proximity to Malio & Classic. You can't go wrong staying at this hotel for a short duration trip. But that said, I prefer to stay at various 5 star hotels in the Golden Triangle in the south. I have both the Marriott and Hyatt CC's, so staying on points and free voucher nights at these hotels is the best deal in town.

So, for Mariott members, let me recommend the The Ritz-Carlton Jakarta, Mega Kuningan over the Marriott. It is a much nicer hotel for approximately the same number of points. I also like the Grand Hyatt. What you get on top of great accommodations at these 5 stars is a great garden / pool area to relax and unwind in the afternoon before hitting the bordellos and a great breakfast buffet to start out the day.

The Grand Hyatt is located almost halfway in between Malio and Cj's and is situated on top of the most luxurious shopping mall in Jakarta. It takes an extra 10 minutes to taxi from The Ritz-Carlton Jakarta, Mega Kuningan or the Marriott to travel north to the bordellos, for example, but it takes less time to taxi to CJ's. And travel time from the Grand Hyatt to Malio is approximately 20 minutes at 8:30 pm, so staying in the south is not a problem as far as the bordellos are concerned and travelling from Malio or anywhere in the north to CJ's around midnight is not a problem either.

Have a great time.

A. H.

[Expat American]

Although I've been living in Singapore over 4 years, I have never made the trip to Jakarta, because I always default to Philippines and Thailand which are more familiar to me. Anyway, decided to take the plunge for a short 3 night exploratory stay in Jakarta at the end of this month. Question I had was hotel location. I see the Grand Mercure Harmoni is the closest to the action but I have points on Marriott and get a free 3 nights at much better hotels (Westin, LE Meridien, JW Marriott) etc. If I stay in one of those its a 40 min cab ride to Classic or Travel. But closer to BATS, CJ; s etc. Does it make sense to stay in South Jakarta and take a daily ride to Classic in the afternoon, and then maybe the FL clubs in the South at night? Is the South a nicer area to stay in terms of dining options etc? How about massage shops (legit and naughty) in either area?

Also anyone in Jakarta those days want to meet up I am happy to do so.

[Mgp23]

This report is from a short visit in May. Stayed in South Jakarta for a few nights so tried a few of the spas recommended on the forum.

Went to the'Heaven on a Friday night around 8 pm. Girls are shown on a phone, guess you could scout out a bit on their IG first. It was quite busy that night so only had like 5 girls available and only 1 was for FS the rest BJ only. The front desk mama really recommended one girl and since no one else peaked my interest I went with her. I had the same locker number as my chosen girl #36 so we were off to a good start. Up the elevator we went to the next floor and my girl Ella 27 yo was waiting outside the room upon arrival. Neither thrilled nor disappointed by her looks, she immediately began with some GFE by unbuttoning and removing my shirt which was sweet and sexy on her part upon first encounter. This maneuver served as a great reminder that sex appeal often oozes more through someones self-confidence and personality rather than just physical appearance. Onto the massage where she began by getting down to her underwear (which again I took as a sign of confidence or maybe just standard procedure?) and she had a nice, relaxing and sensual touch. After the flip the action began and moved naturally into some passionate DFK, damn this girl was sneaky sexy. Found out FS was not on the table since she was on her cycle and she would not budge on the CBJ. Surprisingly, her talented oral skills were no match for that raincoat. Overall a great experience, was my second visit to the the'heaven and both times left very satisfied. Spa has a nice ambiance, good quality selection and well worth the 700-800 k service. Plan a return trip to Jakarta soon but a message to check if Ella is still there was not answered.

Great report man, would you have both of their IG? I can't find them anywhere.

[Always09]

Was in Jakarta for a week and things have picked up post Covid.

Malio still has the vibe.

BATS and CJs had a few good ones. LE M has oldies.

Visited a few Karoakes-.

So if you are ready to spend and enjoy. Jakarta rocks.

Just need to find the right place and make sure you don't negotiate too much.

[Giovanni Volo]

Anyone know specifically where I can get real Cialis here in Jakarta? Thanks.

In Pharmacy.

[HotDog666]

I'm getting really interested at the prospect of visiting Jakarta.

I'm really into being rimmed. Are indo girls into this? Where do I find these that are? And how do I ask for it if they don't speak English?

Thanks in advance.

[GentileBear]

Apotek Roxy, jl Mangga Besar.

Thank you Sir and Mr. Irish Mongrel.

[Offshore Swell]

Anyone know specifically where I can get real Cialis here in Jakarta? Thanks.

Apotek Roxy, jl Mangga Besar.

[Irish Mongrel]

Anyone know specifically where I can get real Cialis here in Jakarta? Thanks.

I tended to buy from the smaller Apotek, tending to stay clear of the big chain pharmacy's who have occasionally knocked me back. Basically do a google search for Apotek where you are staying and you'll find a multiple of small independent shops. Didn; t get any the last trip as I had stocked up in KL last month.

[GentileBear]

Anyone know specifically where I can get real Cialis here in Jakarta? Thanks.

[Goatscrot]

It's weird, but the older we get, the more picky and blase we become. This is counter-intuitive, I mean the older and saggier we become we should be ever more grateful for any morsel that lands near our plate. Maybe we're just spoiled by Jakarta, I don't know.

I find I can't even be bothered with a re-match now, no matter how hot the girl may be. I met this 25 yo a few weeks back, absolutely gorgeous, lovely smile, great personality, knew how to crack a joke and more importantly when to laugh at my jokes. Perhaps her only drawback was she had a kid and her boobs wouldn't have been as pert as they once were but still, definitely an 8. 5.

But best of all she was an absolute polecat in the sack. I mean she was into it all, the filthier the better, and she loved it. I couldn't believe it, here's a combo that if I had met 30 years ago in my hometown I would have fallen head over heels in love with, promising marriage, the works, I'd have been walking on the clouds for a week after.

We exchanged numbers and on the way home I was thinking when I could next meet up with her and all the things I'd do. The next morning, however, I'm getting text messages, when can we meet again? And what will we do? But I'm like, "Meh, I've been there, done that. Sure, it was great but do I really need a repeat?

The messages got so desperate, so pleading that I eventually blocked her.

I mean who needs that at our time of life? Am I right?

Absolutely agree. I've gotten way pickier as I've aged. Perhaps with the drop in testosterone as we get older all the boxes have to be ticked to really get us going.

[Offshore Swell]

It's weird, but the older we get, the more picky and blase we become. This is counter-intuitive, I mean the older and saggier we become we should be ever more grateful for any morsel that lands near our plate.

Probably a product of the abundant choice. I mean Jakarta just smells of sex. That's after the car fumes and the sewers of course but you can just look at most them and know what is pulsing away underneath.

OS is at home with lady OS when a middle aged aquaintance of hers comes to visit for the specific purpose of requesting whether we can find her a bule. On the way back down in the lift she is quizzing lady OS about what it is all like to be squirming around on the end of OS's big thing. Or another couple of friends where dressed with big round glasses in a nice conservative muslim dress, she never misses a chance of a sly rub. The same lady who when OS first started discovering the pleasures of Indonesia would find girls from the local neighbourhood and bring them to OS hotel with her husband. Ya got to love this place.

Any readers who have spent time on the sea will understand the equation whereby the longer the voyage, the better looking the girls are at the end (And OS means any girl.) A fortnight at sea and you can find yourself staring lustily at any old boiler. Fortunately in Jakarta you can experience the opposite where after a long night of fornicating. OS has got his big thing buried in another firm breasted little 19 yo and wondering if he should just stop and have a beer. Ah Jakarta!

[Giovanni Volo]

Yes, the price is comparable between Classic and Travel. However, the primary difference is:

Travel is much smaller than Classic. In Classic you have a choice of two different floors.
In Travel you only have one floor. The number of girls in Travel is adequate. But the choice is less when compared to Classic.

~BKKguru

I was in Classic (I just posted a report).

I was three times on second floor. A bar, a lot of girls, few crazy nice. But I need one, it was always right.

I read about two floors. I the first floor the was a disco: it was full of girls too? How was music volume? I hate to much noise.

[Giovanni Volo]

I leave a short report of my stay in Jakarta.

Classic.

Fabulous. Around 365 k (24 euro) euro for 1 hour with a girl. Most of them are beautiful in body but so-so (not ugly) in face.

On the first day however I found a gorgeous 19 year old (so she claimed, if she has a few years more not many). Kind, helpful and always smiling. We had a good time (at least I did, and she seemed to).

Second day, her again. 2 hours for 730 k (48 euros) euros plus tip 100 k (6 euros).

Fifth day, I don't find anyone who attracts me. I have a drink before going out, another round, and a wonder. First time doing it for work. Scared at first, but then everything was fine.

Clean rooms.

Travel.

Noisy disco. But there's an OK little bar behind it. Found a nice one, which I didn't like that much. But everything is subjective. 1 hour.

365 k (24 euro) euro plus tip politely solicited 100 k (6 euro).

Clean roomsKaraoche near China Town: Laras Ayu, New Satiayu Club, .

In this area there are many karaoches where there is no singing, of course. Full of beautiful girls. I visit many of them. Picked up a pretty one 19 years old declared, the mamasan asked me to be gentle because she was still in her infancy. But then saggy breasts and an obvious cold. She was sick, poor thing, but that was really annoying for me. The mamasan on the way back asked me how it had gone and I said all was well, I didn't feel like railing on a sick girl. Although that evening maybe she should have finished and rested. Maybe I should have said it for that. Price 400 k about 1 hour (more than classic, for us little more).

Rooms clean but not nice. In my opinion to be renovatedOther.

Visited a hotel venue, can't remember the name. Super concert. But chicks in their 40's or a pull. Chased by women I didn't like. Escaped home.

In my hotel nice time wit a yoga teacher working in Jakarta. Nice girl.

Jakarta, in my opinion a nice GT destination. High quality at an excellent price.

For the rest, however, the city largely sucks (no pavements, very hot, ugly, lots of women wearing headscarves, often unpleasant people).