Pattaya Reports

[SubCmdr]

18 year old, BBBJ, Missionary, CIM 1000 THB.

27 year old BBBJ, Missionary, HJ finish 1000 THB.

Both he. Straight fucking no kissing.

Both off Thai Friendly. In my opinion you cannot beat the pussy delivery service Thai Friendly girls provide. 15 - 30 minutes to your door. No bar fines; No fuss; no mess; no problems; Just pure pleasure!

[Expat American]

Today I decided to venture off the beaten path. Inspite of so many trips to Pattaya I had never really explored anything outside Beach Rd, Walking Street, Central Pattaya etc, all walking distance from my hotels. Last time I was here in Feb we did venture out once to Camel Toe but the traffic was so horrendous and it was so hard to just get a taxi we gave up on any more exploration. Sept is a different beast, the town is not that crowded and traffic is manageable. So today I checked out Catflaps and Venom, two GC in Pratumnak. Its about a 10 min taxi (100 B) or motorbike (50 B) ride from the LK Empress.

I have to say I spent almost 3 hours at Catflaps and had an awesome time. First, you have to understand, you arent going to find a lot of skinny 20 year olds in GCs like this. But if you are happy with mid to late 20's curvy MILFs, the value you get is amazing. LD are 150 B and for that you get 20 min or so of attention including DFK, Boob access, pussy access, dick rubbing, teaser BJ, nipple licking etc etc. I bought drinks for 3 girls and was drowning in tongues, boobs and pussy. I ended up taking one of the girls (the best kisser) up for a romp. Total cost 1400 for the drinks and play time (almost 2 hours worth), 400 for the room, 1000 for the girl, 500 tip for the girl for BBFSCIP. So USD 100 or so for 2+ solid hours of constant entertainment with 2-3 girls, culminating in a pretty good fuck. Its the most fun I have had in a bar in a very long time (ca 2010 AC type of fun).

That left me drained but since I was in the neighborhood I decided to check out Venom which is down by the beach area. Nothing much to write about. Small bar, pool table, few girls. Only 2 customers in the bar. Bought a drink, played with some titties but very mild compared to Catflaps.

[LittleBigMan]

As I've said many times I do not pay barfines especially at gogo bars. I have a different game than anyone else on here or guys just keeping my method in their back pocket. Why I don't care if barfines are 2500 baht. In fact, it helps me cause there will be fewer barfines.

I'm still trying to figure out where this gogo is. "Beside Baccara". I remember Pier Disco being on one side and Istanbul restaurant on the other.

Edit. Oh wait, the old Crazy House? Place reminds me of Rob Jones.

You hit it right on the head! It is right where Pier use to be! Right across from Pinup, next door to Bacarra.

[Banana Boi]

I'm against 2,500 Barfines. Hahaha.

As I've said many times I do not pay barfines especially at gogo bars. I have a different game than anyone else on here or guys just keeping my method in their back pocket. Why I don't care if barfines are 2500 baht. In fact, it helps me cause there will be fewer barfines.

I'm still trying to figure out where this gogo is. "Beside Baccara". I remember Pier Disco being on one side and Istanbul restaurant on the other.

Edit. Oh wait, the old Crazy House? Place reminds me of Rob Jones.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. ".

George Best.

The original was by W. C. Fields: "I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. ".

[Explorer8939]

Hope you don't bring a 'present' home to wifey.

Which represents the age old debate: to use condom or not.

My practice is to use a condom for ladies who have a high volume of customers, or work freelance, IE Beach Road or Walking Street, or do anal.

So there are a handful of ladies who I do condom-free.

One lady I know has a different approach: if she has a Thai boyfriend she takes the Pill, so she doesn't use a condom. If she is single, she uses a condom. I have never used a condom with her.

[Explorer8939]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. ".

George Best.

I'm sure that George Best never wired cash to a Thai lady.

Are you guys trying to say that you are sponsoring a bargirl?

[Goferring]

I prefer to give the following advice: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. ".

George Best.

[Turgid]

I am simply suggesting to not be stupid with your money.

Because it is really stupid to send money to a bargirl.

I prefer to give the following advice: ¨Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving¨.

[Turgid]

...... 1000ST including BBFSCIP. .......

Hope you don't bring a 'present' home to wifey.

[Bunky]

So the wife had to go away on a business trip so instead of hanging out at home, I found a flight to BKK for less than $200 USD. I have four days to play so decided to split it up two in Pattaya and two in BKK.

Succinct. Informative. Well-written. Very nice. Bravo to the Expat American.

[Raj Patela]

So the wife had to go away on a business trip so instead of hanging out at home, I looked for the cheapest fare out of SIN and found a flight to BKK for less than 200 USD. I have 4 days to play so decided to split it up 2 in Pattaya and 2 in BKK. Staying at the famous LK Empress. Have to say, better than I expected. Room is clean, smells fine, bed is comfy, nice bathroom with shower and bath tub. About USD 70/ night including breakfast. Got to the hotel about 6 pm. Had chatted to a Thai friendly girl yesterday and she came over. On time. A little curvy but cute. Fair skin no tattoos nice firm boobs. Said she was 30 but who knows. She didn't look old. We had discussed BJ and boom boom no condom up front. I offered 1000 she wanted 1500, I told her I would tip her the 500 if she was good. And she was. Gave me a nice 20 min massage to start and followed by the services as discussed. She also dropped me off on Soi Chayapoon later on her bike. Offered to by my tour guide and transport if I want to go anywhere else. Sweet girl.

The bars on Soi Chayapoon were EMPTY. Nothing much going on at 8 pm. Few girls, few customers, no energy. Stopped in the Den and bought a 20 yo girl a couple of drinks and molested her for a while but nothing great. Moved from there to Kink. Now theres a fun bar. Full of naked chicks everywhere. Ok, no models but did I mention they were all naked? Buy them a drink (195 B) and they will bounce on your lap, stick your fingers in their pussy, play with their boobs, mostly everything goes. Some brave guys were even licking their pussies. Great value for like 5 bucks..

One standout Bar in the area seems to be Buzzin Lounge. As most bars in the area had very few or no customers Buzzin had a Smidgeon amount of party goers in the outer Area.

[Raj Patela]

Does he or doesn't he.

Realize that Farang SIMPs subsidize his Cheap drinking Buddies. If not for them he wouldn't get Bargain Basement pricing.

Yes 2,000 is a deal long time.

[Expat American]

So the wife had to go away on a business trip so instead of hanging out at home, I looked for the cheapest fare out of SIN and found a flight to BKK for less than 200 USD. I have 4 days to play so decided to split it up 2 in Pattaya and 2 in BKK. Staying at the famous LK Empress. Have to say, better than I expected. Room is clean, smells fine, bed is comfy, nice bathroom with shower and bath tub. About USD 70/ night including breakfast. Got to the hotel about 6 pm. Had chatted to a Thai friendly girl yesterday and she came over. On time. A little curvy but cute. Fair skin no tattoos nice firm boobs. Said she was 30 but who knows. She didn't look old. We had discussed BJ and boom boom no condom up front. I offered 1000 she wanted 1500, I told her I would tip her the 500 if she was good. And she was. Gave me a nice 20 min massage to start and followed by the services as discussed. She also dropped me off on Soi Chayapoon later on her bike. Offered to by my tour guide and transport if I want to go anywhere else. Sweet girl.

The bars on Soi Chayapoon were EMPTY. Nothing much going on at 8 pm. Few girls, few customers, no energy. Stopped in the Den and bought a 20 yo girl a couple of drinks and molested her for a while but nothing great. Moved from there to Kink. Now theres a fun bar. Full of naked chicks everywhere. Ok, no models but did I mention they were all naked? Buy them a drink (195 B) and they will bounce on your lap, stick your fingers in their pussy, play with their boobs, mostly everything goes. Some brave guys were even licking their pussies. Great value for like 5 bucks.

Walking back to the hotel, stopped for a foot massage on 2nd Road. Another great value for 200 B for an hour plus 100 B tip for the girl who was really good. For the night cap I walked along Beach Rd. Have to say, pickings were slim. Took a thin 27 yo with a pretty face. 1000ST including BBFSCIP. Tipped her 500 too as she was very sweet and accommodating. Not a bad start to the trip.

[SuperLove]

IMHO, Never give money to a girl if you are not fucking her. And if you are fucking her give her what she deserves: nothing less nothing more. Everyday a new sucker is born, don't be that sucker / loser.

That's a sign of the End Times, when ladies can sit at home in Isaan with their Thai husband, and just send a QR code to lonely men for cash.

Never give money to a Thai lady if you are not in Thailand.

Never give money to a Thai lady, if you are not fucking her that day (and never pay in advance).

True story: I know a Thai lady who gets 30 K every month from a lonely guy who lives in Thailand. She has a live in Thai husband, but right now, she is lying in my bed.

Don't be a lonely guy who sends money to a Thai lady for nothing (I am paying this lady 10 K for 8 nights, you can do the math). Even if she sends you a QR code.