Pattaya Reports

[CIMguy]

Before my trip I create a list of favourites and check the reviews from TFMI, that cuts out many of the duds. Once I arrive, I might send likes to some but only when I want a girl in my room will I message them. Then it's a wait for them to show up. Messaging and waiting does take a long time, but like you I use TF in my downtime.

I love TF and would like to know what this is. I think I'm very good at sifting on my own, but I'm always looking to perfect the process.

[SuperLove]

Mr explorer, one quick Q. Do you also finish inside her, because I know some people including yours truly who don't use condoms but prefer to end in the mouth.

One lady I know has a different approach: if she has a Thai boyfriend she takes the Pill, so she doesn't use a condom. If she is single, she uses a condom. I have never used a condom with her.

[SuperLove]

Hi friends, planning Pattaya next week and looking to book a hotel. Wanted to take this trip a notch higher. I wish to bang and get services from hotel staff like room service / house keeping / laundry / receptionist / floor manager or similar staff working inside the hotel. Idea is to have a quickie or just a sucking session. Could be any star property or a serviced apartment. I've done this before outside Thailand and since the scope in this country is pretty good I just thought this is pretty doable. Can any monger friend suggest or advise where to stay, has anyone been lucky. Cheers.

[Member #4838]

18 year old, BBBJ, Missionary, CIM 1000 THB.

27 year old BBBJ, Missionary, HJ finish 1000 THB.

Both he. Straight fucking no kissing.

Both off Thai Friendly. In my opinion you cannot beat the pussy delivery service Thai Friendly girls provide. 15 - 30 minutes to your door. No bar fines; No fuss; no mess; no problems; Just pure pleasure!

TF in Pattaya is the greatest value in all of Thailand when it comes to anything. More value than the cheap hotels and cheap food even. Where else in the world can you order above average to good looking ladies on the drop of a dime for the equivalent of about $28 for excellent service. The equivalent in the US would cost the average guy around $500 for inferior service. 28 divided by 500 is approx 5. 6. That's why I ceased mongering in other countries years ago as well as ceased dating (dating is expensive as FK).

[SubCmdr]

18 year old, BBBJ, Missionary, CIM 1000 THB.

27 year old BBBJ, Missionary, HJ finish 1000 THB.

Both he. Straight fucking no kissing.

Both off Thai Friendly. In my opinion you cannot beat the pussy delivery service Thai Friendly girls provide. 15 - 30 minutes to your door. No bar fines; No fuss; no mess; no problems; Just pure pleasure!

[Expat American]

Today I decided to venture off the beaten path. Inspite of so many trips to Pattaya I had never really explored anything outside Beach Rd, Walking Street, Central Pattaya etc, all walking distance from my hotels. Last time I was here in Feb we did venture out once to Camel Toe but the traffic was so horrendous and it was so hard to just get a taxi we gave up on any more exploration. Sept is a different beast, the town is not that crowded and traffic is manageable. So today I checked out Catflaps and Venom, two GC in Pratumnak. Its about a 10 min taxi (100 B) or motorbike (50 B) ride from the LK Empress.

I have to say I spent almost 3 hours at Catflaps and had an awesome time. First, you have to understand, you arent going to find a lot of skinny 20 year olds in GCs like this. But if you are happy with mid to late 20's curvy MILFs, the value you get is amazing. LD are 150 B and for that you get 20 min or so of attention including DFK, Boob access, pussy access, dick rubbing, teaser BJ, nipple licking etc etc. I bought drinks for 3 girls and was drowning in tongues, boobs and pussy. I ended up taking one of the girls (the best kisser) up for a romp. Total cost 1400 for the drinks and play time (almost 2 hours worth), 400 for the room, 1000 for the girl, 500 tip for the girl for BBFSCIP. So USD 100 or so for 2+ solid hours of constant entertainment with 2-3 girls, culminating in a pretty good fuck. Its the most fun I have had in a bar in a very long time (ca 2010 AC type of fun).

That left me drained but since I was in the neighborhood I decided to check out Venom which is down by the beach area. Nothing much to write about. Small bar, pool table, few girls. Only 2 customers in the bar. Bought a drink, played with some titties but very mild compared to Catflaps.

[LittleBigMan]

As I've said many times I do not pay barfines especially at gogo bars. I have a different game than anyone else on here or guys just keeping my method in their back pocket. Why I don't care if barfines are 2500 baht. In fact, it helps me cause there will be fewer barfines.

I'm still trying to figure out where this gogo is. "Beside Baccara". I remember Pier Disco being on one side and Istanbul restaurant on the other.

Edit. Oh wait, the old Crazy House? Place reminds me of Rob Jones.

You hit it right on the head! It is right where Pier use to be! Right across from Pinup, next door to Bacarra.

[Banana Boi]

I'm against 2,500 Barfines. Hahaha.

As I've said many times I do not pay barfines especially at gogo bars. I have a different game than anyone else on here or guys just keeping my method in their back pocket. Why I don't care if barfines are 2500 baht. In fact, it helps me cause there will be fewer barfines.

I'm still trying to figure out where this gogo is. "Beside Baccara". I remember Pier Disco being on one side and Istanbul restaurant on the other.

Edit. Oh wait, the old Crazy House? Place reminds me of Rob Jones.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. ".

George Best.

The original was by W. C. Fields: "I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. ".

[Explorer8939]

Hope you don't bring a 'present' home to wifey.

Which represents the age old debate: to use condom or not.

My practice is to use a condom for ladies who have a high volume of customers, or work freelance, IE Beach Road or Walking Street, or do anal.

So there are a handful of ladies who I do condom-free.

One lady I know has a different approach: if she has a Thai boyfriend she takes the Pill, so she doesn't use a condom. If she is single, she uses a condom. I have never used a condom with her.

[Explorer8939]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. ".

George Best.

I'm sure that George Best never wired cash to a Thai lady.

Are you guys trying to say that you are sponsoring a bargirl?

[Goferring]

I prefer to give the following advice: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. ".

George Best.

[Turgid]

I am simply suggesting to not be stupid with your money.

Because it is really stupid to send money to a bargirl.

I prefer to give the following advice: ¨Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving¨.

[Turgid]

...... 1000ST including BBFSCIP. .......

Hope you don't bring a 'present' home to wifey.

[Bunky]

So the wife had to go away on a business trip so instead of hanging out at home, I found a flight to BKK for less than $200 USD. I have four days to play so decided to split it up two in Pattaya and two in BKK.

Succinct. Informative. Well-written. Very nice. Bravo to the Expat American.