Pattaya Reports

[Sammon]

Hi friends, planning Pattaya next week and looking to book a hotel. Wanted to take this trip a notch higher. I wish to bang and get services from hotel staff like room service / house keeping / laundry / receptionist / floor manager or similar staff working inside the hotel. Idea is to have a quickie or just a sucking session. Could be any star property or a serviced apartment. I've done this before outside Thailand and since the scope in this country is pretty good I just thought this is pretty doable. Can any monger friend suggest or advise where to stay, has anyone been lucky. Cheers.

I have done it Philippines. In Philippines the girl who cleans the room is normally a trainee. It is part of her education. I enquired if I can take her to dinner and she gave me her phone number. But the problem is cannot have fun in my room. Needed to go to a short time hotel. But the following visit she stayed with me for a few days in a different hotel.

So you can have fun with hotel employees. But not in that hotel room. It is also risky. They will loose their jobs if caught. God forbid if you get caught she might complain that she is forced to have sex with you which can land you in big trouble. Better to be safe. With wall to wall girls available otherwise why take a risk.

[Tvataham274]

Hi friends, planning Pattaya next week and looking to book a hotel. Wanted to take this trip a notch higher. I wish to bang and get services from hotel staff like room service / house keeping / laundry / receptionist / floor manager or similar staff working inside the hotel. Idea is to have a quickie or just a sucking session. Could be any star property or a serviced apartment. I've done this before outside Thailand and since the scope in this country is pretty good I just thought this is pretty doable. Can any monger friend suggest or advise where to stay, has anyone been lucky. Cheers.

You might have better luck at small be&be than at a traditional hotel. Not sure which though. I highly doubt that they advertise that kind of room service anyway.

[Werqweq]

Hi friends, planning Pattaya next week and looking to book a hotel. Wanted to take this trip a notch higher. I wish to bang and get services from hotel staff like room service / house keeping / laundry / receptionist / floor manager or similar staff working inside the hotel. Idea is to have a quickie or just a sucking session. Could be any star property or a serviced apartment. I've done this before outside Thailand and since the scope in this country is pretty good I just thought this is pretty doable. Can any monger friend suggest or advise where to stay, has anyone been lucky. Cheers.

No need to wait till you've arrived at the hotel. A hot tip is when you line up at passport control to enter the country, choose the line manned by the prettiest girl (or man if that's your preference). When you hand over your passport, put a 1000 B note on top, wink, and say "ao smoke krap". ("ao" means want, and "smoke" is bargirl slang for BJ. You could say "om" instead of smoke, for the more genuine Thai word, but they will probably not understand your pronunciation). 50/50 about whether the immigration-girl will laugh or take you to a private room.

Sometimes I have to roll my eyes at the questions here. :-/

[Banana Boi]

What is TFMI? I love TF and would like to know what this is. I think I'm very good at sifting on my own, but I'm always looking to perfect the process.

https://tfmi.wtf/

[Mr Enternational]

I love TF and would like to know what this is. I think I'm very good at sifting on my own, but I'm always looking to perfect the process.

Google is your friend.

[CIMguy]

Add me to the chorus. And I was offered 1000 on TF for a few girls who were very cute and gave good service. Usually the price is 1200-1500, though I'm old. You youngins probably get a better price.

Anyway, I hate the crowds and girls harassing me at clubs. It makes me self conscious. I also have a job where I can't really be seen at these places. So I use TF and some of the quieter massage places. I want to learn kapoo and fiwfans next because I think that might be the best way in Bangkok. TF isn't as good in Bangkok, but I will still use it when I come to Pattaya in a few weeks. I already have about 15 IDs and from those I will pick 4-5 girls to see. I'll add a few more before I get there. I also want to go to that Club 4 strip. I went to the place next to club 4 right before the pandemic and some girl gave me the best BJ that I've ever had. She sucked me dry and then sat there licking her lips and telling me she could still taste me. She wanted a second round upstairs. I really considered it.

[CIMguy]

Before my trip I create a list of favourites and check the reviews from TFMI, that cuts out many of the duds. Once I arrive, I might send likes to some but only when I want a girl in my room will I message them. Then it's a wait for them to show up. Messaging and waiting does take a long time, but like you I use TF in my downtime.

I love TF and would like to know what this is. I think I'm very good at sifting on my own, but I'm always looking to perfect the process.

[SuperLove]

Mr explorer, one quick Q. Do you also finish inside her, because I know some people including yours truly who don't use condoms but prefer to end in the mouth.

One lady I know has a different approach: if she has a Thai boyfriend she takes the Pill, so she doesn't use a condom. If she is single, she uses a condom. I have never used a condom with her.

[SuperLove]

Hi friends, planning Pattaya next week and looking to book a hotel. Wanted to take this trip a notch higher. I wish to bang and get services from hotel staff like room service / house keeping / laundry / receptionist / floor manager or similar staff working inside the hotel. Idea is to have a quickie or just a sucking session. Could be any star property or a serviced apartment. I've done this before outside Thailand and since the scope in this country is pretty good I just thought this is pretty doable. Can any monger friend suggest or advise where to stay, has anyone been lucky. Cheers.

[Member #4838]

18 year old, BBBJ, Missionary, CIM 1000 THB.

27 year old BBBJ, Missionary, HJ finish 1000 THB.

Both he. Straight fucking no kissing.

Both off Thai Friendly. In my opinion you cannot beat the pussy delivery service Thai Friendly girls provide. 15 - 30 minutes to your door. No bar fines; No fuss; no mess; no problems; Just pure pleasure!

TF in Pattaya is the greatest value in all of Thailand when it comes to anything. More value than the cheap hotels and cheap food even. Where else in the world can you order above average to good looking ladies on the drop of a dime for the equivalent of about $28 for excellent service. The equivalent in the US would cost the average guy around $500 for inferior service. 28 divided by 500 is approx 5. 6. That's why I ceased mongering in other countries years ago as well as ceased dating (dating is expensive as FK).

[SubCmdr]

18 year old, BBBJ, Missionary, CIM 1000 THB.

27 year old BBBJ, Missionary, HJ finish 1000 THB.

Both he. Straight fucking no kissing.

Both off Thai Friendly. In my opinion you cannot beat the pussy delivery service Thai Friendly girls provide. 15 - 30 minutes to your door. No bar fines; No fuss; no mess; no problems; Just pure pleasure!

[Expat American]

Today I decided to venture off the beaten path. Inspite of so many trips to Pattaya I had never really explored anything outside Beach Rd, Walking Street, Central Pattaya etc, all walking distance from my hotels. Last time I was here in Feb we did venture out once to Camel Toe but the traffic was so horrendous and it was so hard to just get a taxi we gave up on any more exploration. Sept is a different beast, the town is not that crowded and traffic is manageable. So today I checked out Catflaps and Venom, two GC in Pratumnak. Its about a 10 min taxi (100 B) or motorbike (50 B) ride from the LK Empress.

I have to say I spent almost 3 hours at Catflaps and had an awesome time. First, you have to understand, you arent going to find a lot of skinny 20 year olds in GCs like this. But if you are happy with mid to late 20's curvy MILFs, the value you get is amazing. LD are 150 B and for that you get 20 min or so of attention including DFK, Boob access, pussy access, dick rubbing, teaser BJ, nipple licking etc etc. I bought drinks for 3 girls and was drowning in tongues, boobs and pussy. I ended up taking one of the girls (the best kisser) up for a romp. Total cost 1400 for the drinks and play time (almost 2 hours worth), 400 for the room, 1000 for the girl, 500 tip for the girl for BBFSCIP. So USD 100 or so for 2+ solid hours of constant entertainment with 2-3 girls, culminating in a pretty good fuck. Its the most fun I have had in a bar in a very long time (ca 2010 AC type of fun).

That left me drained but since I was in the neighborhood I decided to check out Venom which is down by the beach area. Nothing much to write about. Small bar, pool table, few girls. Only 2 customers in the bar. Bought a drink, played with some titties but very mild compared to Catflaps.

[LittleBigMan]

As I've said many times I do not pay barfines especially at gogo bars. I have a different game than anyone else on here or guys just keeping my method in their back pocket. Why I don't care if barfines are 2500 baht. In fact, it helps me cause there will be fewer barfines.

I'm still trying to figure out where this gogo is. "Beside Baccara". I remember Pier Disco being on one side and Istanbul restaurant on the other.

Edit. Oh wait, the old Crazy House? Place reminds me of Rob Jones.

You hit it right on the head! It is right where Pier use to be! Right across from Pinup, next door to Bacarra.

[Banana Boi]

I'm against 2,500 Barfines. Hahaha.

As I've said many times I do not pay barfines especially at gogo bars. I have a different game than anyone else on here or guys just keeping my method in their back pocket. Why I don't care if barfines are 2500 baht. In fact, it helps me cause there will be fewer barfines.

I'm still trying to figure out where this gogo is. "Beside Baccara". I remember Pier Disco being on one side and Istanbul restaurant on the other.

Edit. Oh wait, the old Crazy House? Place reminds me of Rob Jones.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. ".

George Best.

The original was by W. C. Fields: "I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. ".