Bangkok Reports

[11Bravo]

They are sooooo annoying. But, generally they leave me alone since I've already told a bunch of them off and I'm recognizable.

When they ask me where I'm from, I tell them Rhodesia, the country you stole.

[11Bravo]

Touchdown

Arrived Swampy, no visa, will use visa on arrival. At the junction of Immigration to the right, Visa on Arrival straight, I ask, with a US passport, which I should use. Immigration. Join the queue there, moves pretty fast. Simple: passport and boarding pass. Immigration asks how many days. I reply, that's noted with the visa stamp, and I'm in. Think the old days.

BOTG:

Flight delays, late arrival, but things eventually start to move.

First stop: walk down to my favorite bank's ATM. The ATM's are in a vestibule outside the bank entrance, with a security guard present. Easy to tell if there's anyone around, and with the guard and the vestibule, close to zero chance of a snatch and dash with your cash. But... No security guard, ATM's dark. Damn. Luckily enough, have a local sim card so check Google maps for another ATM. Same bank has one a block away. A bit exposed, but not directly on the street, and then the wallet is topped up. (Seems the closure was a one time thing; has been open since).

Second stop: BTS. Want to top up the Rabbit card (and verify it's still valid). It is, and now, Rabbit card topped up.

Third stop: MRT. With the BTS card still valid from last year, figure the MRT card is still valid. Know I have a high balance on it (didn't MRT travel as much as I expected last year), so swiped the card, and it's off to Si Lom.

Fourth stop: Patpong 2 Foodland. Get a lime juice at the restaurant as it's hot. Then check to see if they still have my favorite snack. NOT unexpectedly, they don't. Even ask, and the clerk is nice enough to check; No. Oh, a dying taste.

Fifth stop: Exit Foodland stage right. As expected, SOL (RIP) is history. Another in a long line of institutions dead: Eden club, Annies in the Rajah hotel, SOL. But SOL status is only to satisfy my curiosity. I continue walking towards Surwong Road. At the last up staircase to the right, I climb the stairs. I can see the Meet the World sign, but can't tell if the door is open. As I get closer, the door is open. As my shadow darkens the threshold, a voice inside calls, "Come in, come in. ".

In I go. Knowing the situation, BEFORE I sit down, I ask "Singha, still 100 baht?" "OK, for you special price, yes." Lucky for me, the "good" manager / owner is there, heavy set older lady. She's straight, no games. I verify the BJ price (800) and before I can ask, she apologizes and says lady drinks are 150 (which was what I paid last year). I couldn't quite understand if a lady drink was mandatory before oral relief but moot point for me, given the benefits a lady drink entails (the lady changing into her battle dress).

I sit, a cold beer is brought, and 2 moths flutter around my flickering candle. The boss remembers me from last year, and when I enquire, business is better than last year, not great, but improving. That's a relief. A third moth has aroused herself from sleep and starts to flutter. I briefly consider a rugby scrum by ringing the bell, but it's been a long flight, and so decide against it for now. I ask the boss about last year's favorite, but... Gone in the wind. Not quite unexpected, but certainly a disappointment. Of the 3 moths, in the dim light, one appears a bit younger than the others, where younger is relative. I pick her and the other 2 flit away. I order lady drinks, one for my choice, one for the boss, one for the scamming granny alternate cashier (damn I do detest her), and one for the dearly departed (tradition). My moth increases her fluttering and attention to my person, then, with lady drink in hand, drops her dress and bra. While the rack sizes of each moth was indeterminate, I am pleasantly surprised she has a decent one. Nothing major, B cup, with some nice nipples, sufficient for entertainment purposes, and I'm NOT there for Russian.

The hatches are battened down (door locked, so if the door is closed, knock). I suggest we move to a couch, and as I drop trow, she removes her panties, kneels between my legs, and demonstrates her expertise. What could be better: dark bar, fan blowing directly on you, drinking a cold one, getting a BBBJ, with Foreigner's I Want to Know What Love Is on the sound system. All seems right, certainly not in the world, but definitely in that room. Eventually she strikes oil and seems a bit surprised, having to cup her hand below her mouth to catch the overflow, not having a tissue at hand. Now totally drained, she cleans up and we both dress.

Unfortunately, the boss has left and I'm left to deal with granny. Ask for the bill, and true to form, here it comes. 1700, which I should check for correctness. Thanks to my 3rd grade teacher, I can do multiplication in my head, and thanks to my 2nd grade teacher, addition. I POINTEDLY point out that the BJ is 800, not 1000. Granny apologizes, saying she didn't know the prices. REALLY. You were 3 feet away when the boss stated out loud what every price was. OLD DOG, SAME trick. Pay the corrected 1500, 100 tip to the moth and, taking the easy path, leave 25 for granny in the tray. But one of these days... words will be exchanged...

SOMETIMES LUCK IS WITH YOU

One final stop to put the final nail in a coffin. Several months previously, I'd gone to send my quarterly pings to my favs, and Miss Top Fav's contact was not to be seen. Hmmm. Did I hide it? Nope. Damn, could I have, instead of hiding, deleted? FMTT. Go back and check each chat contact, line by line (pun intended). There it is, but it's EMPTY; she has left the chat. Hope is that it's a phone problem, but statistics say she's retired, having gotten a better offer. Not really surprising. A WG losing her phone is a real disaster, her contacts being literally gold.

Off I go, and matching my mood, it starts to pour rain. Have to take shelter at a bus stop to let the shower pass. It's a bit of a hike, and with the rain, then drizzle, along with the heat, I'm damp, as in, if I walked in front of a fan, or into an air conditioned room, I'd FREEZE. Trudging down the soi, the shop's sign comes into view. At least it's still there so I can make my inquiries of her colleagues. 4 girls sitting outside, eating fruit from a common plate. Just as I get ready to speak, one breaks out her trademark smile, squeals, and runs to hug me. The skies clear, the sun shines bright, with a sunbeam illuminating both of us hugging (at least in my brain). Recognition dawns in my brain and I break out the big smile. The hug is nice, but, like I said, I AM damp, so don't linger. I ask what happened, she says, "phone catastrophe". She immediately pulls out her phone, brings up her QR code, and we're connected again. We're both grinning and laughing like fools.

Then reality raises it's ugly head. I've just been to the MTW firing range, and while the equipment is in working order, reloading takes a long time (don't get old). I explain the situation, how while I was hoping to see her, I really wasn't expecting to, and don't have the time today to linger. We set an alternate date, and that's day one.

NOTE: having their Line contacts makes reconnecting easy. 2 others reconnected and appointments made.

[Cusland]

And very eye catching from behind, I must say.

You got rejected by a h at at ker. Pulling out a few thousand makes you think you are cool? How embarrassing.

[Raj Patela]

And very eye catching from behind, I must say.

Appreciate the feedback. As you can tell I m kind of picky about hot Girls. They have to be you know HOT. Hahaha.

Our tourist agoggo s have lots of attractive doable girls but not of the HOT Quality.

I still say the Top ones are reserved for the Hi So Thais.

[Raj Patela]

I apologize to the community. I wasn't able to find number 96 at lollipops. There were some sleazy ones there but nothing doable. There was nothing noteworthy at twister. Rainbow 5 was horrible. There were two over at billboard I would have done but the one I really wanted had a face on her that screamed I am a ***** while she danced. If I'm going to waste money on lady drinks and bar finds, at least look like the air around you isn't impregnated with the smell of cow manure.

The talent in Butterflies was disgusting.

I didn't go up and down soi nana so have no report on there. The schoolgirl was hanging around the stumble inn and she was looking rough. The Africans were a particularly annoying and were at the point where one of the Thai Street vendors was getting aggravated.

The talent on Soi 7/1 caused me to flee screaming back to Suk.

Thermae was hopping, but was filled with annoying Chinese hicks. I was rejected by a really hot young one, which means I very well may have to do the old count out like 20,000 baht in front of her and then walk away trick. One of my favorite things to do.

There was a lot of newbies in Thermae but by the time I had gotten there at like 10 pm I already had 7 mi on foot in starting in Pratunam. By the way, here is a shameless plug for Polo fried Chicken if you are over there by wireless road near the park. Total yum for years and years.

I didn't want to cause alarm about Rainbow 5 as I thought it might be one of those things. Last Fri., sat, sun was just Horrible like. No girls.

While Rainbow 4 was Humming as Usual.

I'm starting to think Mamasan Issues. Off the top of my Bald head I recall seeing some new ones Recently.

[Banana Boi]

II was rejected by a really hot young one, which means I very well may have to do the old count out like 20,000 baht in front of her and then walk away trick. One of my favorite things to do.

I've done this at Thermae too with a girl who seemed disinterested in me. I stood beside her and ordered a drink. When the drink came I pulled out a thick wad of 1000's. Seemed like I became much more attractive to her after.

[YetAnotherGuy]

#96. Lollipop s very HOT. White skin, smallish Tits. What a Face.

Nana Plaza. She at the wrong Agogo. Or maybe she at the right one.

And very eye catching from behind, I must say.

[Maverick2384]

I would like to meet with monger (s) who know already the scene in Bangkok. I have experience in Latin America and Europe but still not in Thailand. Would like to got to some clubs and trz it with freelancers. We can also meet before 24th at night, but 24th to 27th I have time 24/7.

See you!

I'll be there on the exact same dates. I've been to BKK quite a number of times, and know some WGs and massage places to have some action. I'll be residing around Soi23.

[Nyezhov]

I apologize to the community. I wasn't able to find number 96 at lollipops. There were some sleazy ones there but nothing doable. There was nothing noteworthy at twister. Rainbow 5 was horrible. There were two over at billboard I would have done but the one I really wanted had a face on her that screamed I am a ***** while she danced. If I'm going to waste money on lady drinks and bar finds, at least look like the air around you isn't impregnated with the smell of cow manure.

The talent in Butterflies was disgusting.

I didn't go up and down soi nana so have no report on there. The schoolgirl was hanging around the stumble inn and she was looking rough. The Africans were a particularly annoying and were at the point where one of the Thai Street vendors was getting aggravated.

The talent on Soi 7/1 caused me to flee screaming back to Suk.

Thermae was hopping, but was filled with annoying Chinese hicks. I was rejected by a really hot young one, which means I very well may have to do the old count out like 20,000 baht in front of her and then walk away trick. One of my favorite things to do.

There was a lot of newbies in Thermae but by the time I had gotten there at like 10 pm I already had 7 mi on foot in starting in Pratunam. By the way, here is a shameless plug for Polo fried Chicken if you are over there by wireless road near the park. Total yum for years and years.

[Star Sheriff]

I would like to meet with monger (s) who know already the scene in Bangkok. I have experience in Latin America and Europe but still not in Thailand. Would like to got to some clubs and trz it with freelancers. We can also meet before 24th at night, but 24th to 27th I have time 24/7.

See you!

[MachchiBaba]

I am. Every time I walk past a bar in Thailand women yell out "hey handsome man". I know they all cannot be blind. 555.

You certainly have a good sense of humor. Last time I was there with a girl, she kept telling me I looked so handsome too. I wonder no one sees me that way the moment I step out of Bangkok.

[Nyezhov]

I don't think the majority of us are good looking, that's usually the first step to becoming a punter because you're not good looking enough to get women LOL.

When I was 60 I had a 19 year old GF. I always got plenty, ene looking like an Orc, but it's better to pay them to leave.

[Raj Patela]

I am. Every time I walk past a bar in Thailand women yell out "hey handsome man". I know they all cannot be blind. 555.

Per my SIN friend. Said he was talking to a Nana girl about her income.

She has a Ma and Child to support. How many Barfine s the last 4 months- she said 1.

[AggieDad1]

I don't think the majority of us are good looking, that's usually the first step to becoming a punter because you're not good looking enough to get women LOL.

I am. Every time I walk past a bar in Thailand women yell out "hey handsome man". I know they all cannot be blind. 555.

[Nyezhov]

I did not see anyone like her in T F.

Both eye sockets are sunken.

She's really blind.

That's fine, and not saying she doesn't exist, but I haven't seen anyone like that and I'm down there a lot. In fact I'll be down there tonight on a GoGo girl evaluation mission, unless I stone out on This fabulous hashish I found in my refrigerator.

Speaking of that, for you newbies who want to smoke, may I suggest you Google Happy Cannabis Shop in Bangkok Pho. It's out of the way but he delivers and his menu is always available on Instagram. Please don't pay the inflated prices you find down in the Nana area It's just stupid. If you want to get ripped off, at least buy the weed in a place where it is super quality, there is a little shop right near the Nana BTS stairs where the weed is high priced but fabulous. You're far better off trying to get a hold of happy cannabis though.