Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

When you buy a lady drink for a girl you pay for her time. She can drink whatever she wants as far as I am concerned.

100% agree with this. Couldn't care less if she drinks apple juice or beer. Tip for newbies a drink should last 20-30 minutes. If she gulps it down that's the last drink she will ever see from me. Have many girls who regret making that mistake with me especially after she sees how I treat my girls in the bar.

[EihTooms]

My practice is to use some common sense in using condoms or not.

It really depends on my knowing how many customers or boyfriends she goes with.

If you were with a hot lady, but knew she was doing 8 South Asians at a time, would you use a condom or not?

No, if I was attracted to her enough to want to fuck her and the terms were acceptable I would not use a condom because fucking with a condom does not work for me.

I don't see how anyone could know every move and sexual act or with whom a collection of bargirls or freelancers has been involved with before they fuck any of them with or without a condom. For all I know every hooker who ever agreed to fuck me BB just got gang-banged BB by a team of HIV-positive bisexual escaped convicts the week prior. Or non hooker for that matter. Nobody knows what she was up to prior except the girl. Not even the escaped convicts.

[Paolo99]

Do you actually think the lady drinks in Pattaya bars are real? If you think that, I have one really nice bridge for sale. LOL. Every bar waters down the lady drink bottle 50%. If you didn't know that, you are not a Pattaya veteran. "Why Why why " Raj asks. I will answer you. Because if they didn't, the bar would be empty of girls because they would all be passed out drunk upstairs. When you buy a lady drink for a girl you pay for her time. She can drink whatever she wants as far as I am concerned.

If you want the lady drinks to be real they will make it real. If you don't care what they fill in a glass you pay 150 baht for is another story.

But we're not all like you, I make a point in checking all the drinks I pay for and always ask them to fill the Sangsom Cola with a lot of Sangsom.

It's a way for me to rate the bar too, if I see they refuse to do it, I know it's a sh*t bar and would never come back. But this is mostly happening around Buakhao, soi 6 bars have always gladly followed my requests.

It's even part of the fun when you see the girl's face each time she takes a sip of her drink accompanied with the comments she makes to the bartender.

[EverythingThai]

5,o0 o divided by 150 baht is 33.33 drinks for those of you from Rio Linda.

Can she drink that much. She can't be over 80 pounds buck Nekkid and wet.

Do you actually think the lady drinks in Pattaya bars are real? If you think that, I have one really nice bridge for sale. LOL. Every bar waters down the lady drink bottle 50%. If you didn't know that, you are not a Pattaya veteran. "Why Why why " Raj asks. I will answer you. Because if they didn't, the bar would be empty of girls because they would all be passed out drunk upstairs. When you buy a lady drink for a girl you pay for her time. She can drink whatever she wants as far as I am concerned.

[EverythingThai]

Never. Not even close. I have been chastised for playing connect 4 in Pattaya with some ladies and buying them drinks by the Ultra Cheep Charlies. But in no time have I dropped that much coin in one bar. To be fair; I don't have that type of cash to burn anyway and if you guys saw how Fat I am you would wonder how I am able to fly in Economy aka Cattle class. I'll stick with my Soy 6 and Beachroad value meal dates. For $750 I think that would last me 8-10 days over there along with food and tips to the waiters / ladies and chamber maids.

Sometimes cheaper is actually more fun: Have you hung out at that Bar on the opposite side of Beach road - by the end of Soy 6 - I think it is Corner Bar or close to Corner Bar - cheap park benches and 1982 Audio Electronics. Lovely place! Cheap Beer and I get to watch the ladies at HollyWood , etc. and talk with the pattrons who - mysteriously like Garfields in Angeles City PI claim they are ex Special Forces Military - MI6 or CIA and have amazing stories. Great Vibe and Friendly. I think I paid 500 Baht Tip to the Bar a few times here because they let me sit my fat ass down and rest between Upstairs Sessions with the girls from nearby bars. That's big spending from me. And I honestly had a great time. I don't think I would be able to cum if I spent more than 7,000 THB / $250 in one night - because to me - it is just not necessary.

Do what makes you happy mate. If you are having fun and it suits you, don't care. Enjoy Pattaya mate.

[EverythingThai]

By "whale", I mean the rare long time Pattaya resident / repeat visitor who racks up large bar tabs. Most Pattaya ex-pats don't do that, they are rather frugal. In fact, most have a Thai lady living with them, and can't go with bargirls LT.

I'm not saying that whales get killed off like the guy who went to Laos, he was notable for his extreme behavior.

Well let's see how much you think you know. I am not frugal, but sometimes I am LOL. I have a Thai lady living with me, and I can go with bar girls LT and ST. Almost 14 years here.

[EverythingThai]

You lost the plot.

When an unknown customer (first timer in Pattaya) comes to the bar, what would you advise that he offer a lady for BB sex?

I would advise nothing because I never go to a bar and talk about BBFS CIP. I posted that I only mention it when I am making an offer to a Thai Friendly girl. In the bar it just happens with the girl. I have fun with her in the bar. Take her for ST or LT and I get BBFS CIP. Simple and easy. Then I pay what I want to her and be done with it. They never and I never discuss price. If you can't accept that, so be it, I don't care. Its worked for me for almost 14 years.

[Raj Patela]

By "whale", I mean the rare long time Pattaya resident / repeat visitor who racks up large bar tabs. Most Pattaya ex-pats don't do that, they are rather frugal. In fact, most have a Thai lady living with them, and can't go with bargirls LT.

I'm not saying that whales get killed off like the guy who went to Laos, he was notable for his extreme behavior.

I have not lost the plot Sir.

My post are geared for the average tourist.

I spend a lot of time I'm Thailand but I'm just a Schmuck tourist.

1,000 baht for LIZZO Thai style. Checks out.

3 k for Baitoey. Checks out.

If you are Special please let us know. It Matters.

[Explorer8939]

How Sway? You talk like guys that live in Pattaya have always lived in Pattaya. They were once guys on a short holiday too. And if they are anything like me they do things no different now than they did back then.

I operate very differently now than when I was here on 2 week holidays. I did 100% barfines back then.

Now I have ladies messaging me asking to come see me.

[Explorer8939]

When a girl makes a decision to do BBFS, it is not based on the customer living here full time and a tourist. Sorry mate.

You lost the plot.

When an unknown customer (first timer in Pattaya) comes to the bar, what would you advise that he offer a lady for BB sex?

[Explorer8939]

What I have described is nothing like what you have mentioned. A 25 K bar bill is not out of the ordinary. If your theory was true, I guess I've been dead for almost 14 years. Give your head a shake you CC LOL.

By "whale", I mean the rare long time Pattaya resident / repeat visitor who racks up large bar tabs. Most Pattaya ex-pats don't do that, they are rather frugal. In fact, most have a Thai lady living with them, and can't go with bargirls LT.

I'm not saying that whales get killed off like the guy who went to Laos, he was notable for his extreme behavior.

[GatorAk]

Never. Not even close. I have been chastised for playing connect 4 in Pattaya with some ladies and buying them drinks by the Ultra Cheep Charlies. But in no time have I dropped that much coin in one bar. To be fair; I don't have that type of cash to burn anyway and if you guys saw how Fat I am you would wonder how I am able to fly in Economy aka Cattle class. I'll stick with my Soy 6 and Beachroad value meal dates. For $750 I think that would last me 8-10 days over there along with food and tips to the waiters / ladies and chamber maids.

Sometimes cheaper is actually more fun: Have you hung out at that Bar on the opposite side of Beach road - by the end of Soy 6 - I think it is Corner Bar or close to Corner Bar - cheap park benches and 1982 Audio Electronics. Lovely place! Cheap Beer and I get to watch the ladies at HollyWood , etc. and talk with the pattrons who - mysteriously like Garfields in Angeles City PI claim they are ex Special Forces Military - MI6 or CIA and have amazing stories. Great Vibe and Friendly. I think I paid 500 Baht Tip to the Bar a few times here because they let me sit my fat ass down and rest between Upstairs Sessions with the girls from nearby bars. That's big spending from me. And I honestly had a great time. I don't think I would be able to cum if I spent more than 7,000 THB / $250 in one night - because to me - it is just not necessary.

Much respect for you. Doing what you are comfortable and happy with.

[GentileBear]

Just curious. You have never had a 25k Baht bar bin? Really? Not even 1 time?

Never. Not even close. I have been chastised for playing connect 4 in Pattaya with some ladies and buying them drinks by the Ultra Cheep Charlies. But in no time have I dropped that much coin in one bar. To be fair; I don't have that type of cash to burn anyway and if you guys saw how Fat I am you would wonder how I am able to fly in Economy aka Cattle class. I'll stick with my Soy 6 and Beachroad value meal dates. For $750 I think that would last me 8-10 days over there along with food and tips to the waiters / ladies and chamber maids.

Sometimes cheaper is actually more fun: Have you hung out at that Bar on the opposite side of Beach road - by the end of Soy 6 - I think it is Corner Bar or close to Corner Bar - cheap park benches and 1982 Audio Electronics. Lovely place! Cheap Beer and I get to watch the ladies at HollyWood , etc. and talk with the pattrons who - mysteriously like Garfields in Angeles City PI claim they are ex Special Forces Military - MI6 or CIA and have amazing stories. Great Vibe and Friendly. I think I paid 500 Baht Tip to the Bar a few times here because they let me sit my fat ass down and rest between Upstairs Sessions with the girls from nearby bars. That's big spending from me. And I honestly had a great time. I don't think I would be able to cum if I spent more than 7,000 THB / $250 in one night - because to me - it is just not necessary.

[Raj Patela]

Bar tab 5000 baht and 3000ST 2 pops.

5,o0 o divided by 150 baht is 33.33 drinks for those of you from Rio Linda.

Can she drink that much. She can't be over 80 pounds buck Nekkid and wet.

[Mr Enternational]

Unfortunately your experience base (and mine) are not too useful for guys coming to Pattaya for a short holiday. Or are on a budget.

What would you tell a newbie on a budget who wants to go BB with a bargirl?

How Sway? You talk like guys that live in Pattaya have always lived in Pattaya. They were once guys on a short holiday too. And if they are anything like me they do things no different now than they did back then.