Pattaya Reports

[MGavin]

Hi.

Which bank can I open my bank account with on a tourist visa?

Every year I comes to Thailand atleast 4-5 times from Melbourne. It's going to be much easier for me.

Regards.

Gavin.

You are replying to me and quoting someone else LOL or maybe you are even replying to someone who was replying to me lol. Anyways, for the sake of this thread, you have lost the plot lol. Pattaya is not done and dusted, condo prices are going up. There are so many ladies here for high season now that there are plenty of them to go around and walking street is crazy busy on most nights. Soi 6 is steady during the week, but crazy on the weekends. Food prices are low and girls on soi 6 and TF don't go for 500 baht lol. Oh one more thing, the Repent girls want 1500-2000 ST no matter how good looking you think you are. If you walk up and down soi 6 enough times, one of the bars might offer you a job cleaning the glasses lol. Then you might earn enough to pay for your next ST after 2 weeks lol. last time I was there, I tipped the cleaner 1000 baht so tips are good. Yes, that's correct. With all due respect, you are far from being a Pattaya expert. far far far far far. But we all love you anyways Raj. Joob joob na.


Ok Raj, Here is something you might better understand. I hacked into your line and copied this message from your Thai bar girl girlfriend. Here it is. This is how Raj gets on in Pattaya.


Here is the message:

My Daling

I love you and I miss you too much. My friend in bar say you old man look same same monkey but I know you very hansum man. I have many problem I write you before that buffalo me sick. Now it die Fall down and dead in middle rice field. Bad fortune when it fall it fall on papa and break he leg in many place. Now he not work. Brother me make stretcher bamboo he take from roof house. Roof come down and rain in house. He take papa to hospital motorcycle. Have big accident when he come home hit police car. Police say brother me blame. Police say he mudt pay big money. not worry daling motorcycle you buy OK but Police car bad broken. Bad luck make Mama heart problem. Doctor say she must triple by-pass. I no understand but brother say you understand.

You know daling I only work in bar as cashier and not go with man I wait for you come back Pattaya but if you no help me I think I hab to go with man for pay bills.

Old people my village say you responsible. if you send money me before buy medicine sick buffalo then it no die, papa no break leg, house have roof, brother no ride into police car, Mama no have heart problem.

Please send me 200,000 baht for my bank. Papa fix 10,000 new roof 30,000, new police car 100,000, mama fix 50,000. I take off 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but me have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat contaminated meat 12,000 baht. I not know money India but brother me say me it 1 THB = 2.26787 rupees mid-market rate close of trading yesterday. This means you send me 473,733.61 your rupees.

Let me give you some advice. Open up a Thai bank account as a tourist. Yes, I can arrange it for you on a tourist visa. Then transfer the money to your Thai account from India using Wise. You will get a better rate. lol

[Banana Boi]

lady drink is the drink you want to buy for the girl. Sure you can ask what she wants, but you have the final say so in what you are going to pay for.

Exactly! Never understood guys who spend tons of cash on shooters. Girl shoots them down and 1 minute later guy is dishing out more cash for another drink. Buy them the largest drink there is in the club, usually a bottle of beer.

Some b1tch waitresses will try to take the beer away when it's half full and the girl goes on stage. Yell at them if they try this. If they successfully take the beer away when you're distracted only pay for half a beer. Don't let these bars scam you guys.

Also, if a waitress points out the girl has no drink in front of her tell the waitress firmly you are in command on when girls get a drink. She won't bother you ever again. My girls are trained to wave the waitresses off before the waitress has time to push another drink.

Waitresses learn really fast who the suckers are in the bar and hover around those guys cause they know another drink is coming within minutes.

[EverythingThai]

I definitely know. Because I drink Sangsom on ice and the blue moon times that I do buy a lady drink I make them get the same thing. Then when they are like it is too strong I taste it, then let them add soda if they want. Lady drink is not what the girl wants; lady drink is the drink you want to buy for the girl. Sure you can ask what she wants, but you have the final say so in what you are going to pay for.

I am referring to the concept of the lady drink. Its for their time. What they drink, should not matter. All the bottles are watered down that the ladies drink from, not the customers. About your preference on buying drinks, that's your choice mate. If you water down a bottle of tequila 50%, the smell will not change and the tase is almost then same when you taste a single shot.

[Explorer8939]

I would advise nothing because I never go to a bar and talk about BBFS CIP. I posted that I only mention it when I am making an offer to a Thai Friendly girl. In the bar it just happens with the girl. I have fun with her in the bar. Take her for ST or LT and I get BBFS CIP. Simple and easy. Then I pay what I want to her and be done with it. They never and I never discuss price. If you can't accept that, so be it, I don't care. Its worked for me for almost 14 years.

Let's be clear about this:

You buy drinks for the lady in the bar. Go to the room with her without talking about condoms. Once in the room, without discussion, she volunteers to go without a condom. 100% of the time, right?

[Explorer8939]

Well let's see how much you think you know. I am not frugal, but sometimes I am LOL. I have a Thai lady living with me, and I can go with bar girls LT and ST. Almost 14 years here.

Clearly, you are the exception to the rule. Most Thai ladies would not take kindly to their Farang husband going LT with a bargirl.

Except that it would give them time to see their Thai kik.

[Raj Patela]

Repent ✔65039; s out 1,500-2,000.

Although the one I want wanted 2,500. Did not get good Vibes though.

Thoroughly research every Nook and Cranny of the Soi I Rate Repeat as the Best Bar in terms of girl quality.

Not Quality as defined by You Know Who. No 📴 sense.

Last night as real Grungy Old Farang who looked like Death ask a Repent girl how much, she to my surprise respond with the 2 finger salute,. I took it as 2 k. I thought she might give him the Cold shoulder- 😱 he was Ugly and old.

Just a Researcher. Maybe ask for a Friend.

[Raj Patela]

It's better to gauge activity in an area by Hotel Rates. They know if people coming or not. Red Planet down to $15 again this week.

Then anecdotal to confirm.

Sunday Palace was as devoid of customers as I've ever seen.

Tantra can't say was slow, always has just me and maybe one other customer.

Last night can't say it was slow, just me and another guy.

Sharks has another Pretty Face. Black Girl.

Pound for pound Shark has got to have the best Quality girls in all of Thailand.

Definition of Quality meaning they look good.

[Raj Patela]

You are Busted Raj! I knew you were a Scottish Rite Mason of the 33%. You should not advertise the Keepers Of Odd Knowledge Society 'KOOKS'protocols that only a few who have been to Rio Linda know. As Inside Baseball with KC Royals you can get!

Rio Linda is what Rush Limbaugh used as a Reference.

[Raj Patela]

Do you actually think the lady drinks in Pattaya bars are real? If you think that, I have one really nice bridge for sale. LOL. Every bar waters down the lady drink bottle 50%. If you didn't know that, you are not a Pattaya veteran. "Why Why why " Raj asks. I will answer you. Because if they didn't, the bar would be empty of girls because they would all be passed out drunk upstairs. When you buy a lady drink for a girl you pay for her time. She can drink whatever she wants as far as I am concerned.

I'm aware of the watered down drinks. When Desire Livestream started the girls could hardly stand at the end. The popular one.

Now they still make the face but never get drunk.

After 33 waters isn't Baitoey peeing all the time.

At times I see girls with Trays of Drinks. No customers in sight. Looks like a Celebration. Any intelligence. Looks real to me.

[Paolo99]

You have absolutely no idea mate. The bottle itself is watered down 50%. You will never know. Also a lady drink can be what the girl wants. I don't understand your logic but to each their own.

This post sound typical from a bar owner's point of view.

Keep posting mate, the more you post the more you sound like one and I think most of your posts are bullsh*t anyway.

If you were just a customer you wouldn't be sure you know better than others.

I don't care if the bottle is watered down as long as she gets real alcohol in it and I taste it, so I can see there is a lot of alcohol in it.

A lady drink cannot be whatever she wants because I am the customer. As long as I am the one who pay, she will get whatever I decide to pay for her, and I very rarely decide to pay something else than Sangsom Coke.

You don't understand my logic because you don't have a customer's logic.

[GentileBear]

33.33 drinks for those of you from Rio Linda.

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You are Busted Raj! I knew you were a Scottish Rite Mason of the 33%. You should not advertise the Keepers Of Odd Knowledge Society 'KOOKS'protocols that only a few who have been to Rio Linda know. As Inside Baseball with KC Royals you can get!

[Goferring]

Just enough to be tipsy is best for me.

I agree. The big risk of an 80 lb Asian drinking all night is that they go from giggly to comatose in the space of one drink. She's then practically useless for the rest of the night.

I never complain if a girl wants to slow down and switch to juice or water.

Enjoy. G.

[Mr Enternational]

You have absolutely no idea mate. The bottle itself is watered down 50%. You will never know. Also a lady drink can be what the girl wants. I don't understand your logic but to each their own.

I definitely know. Because I drink Sangsom on ice and the blue moon times that I do buy a lady drink I make them get the same thing. Then when they are like it is too strong I taste it, then let them add soda if they want. Lady drink is not what the girl wants; lady drink is the drink you want to buy for the girl. Sure you can ask what she wants, but you have the final say so in what you are going to pay for.

[EverythingThai]

100% agree with this. Couldn't care less if she drinks apple juice or beer. Tip for newbies a drink should last 20-30 minutes. If she gulps it down that's the last drink she will ever see from me. Have many girls who regret making that mistake with me especially after she sees how I treat my girls in the bar.

The worst thing that can happen to a punter in Pattaya is taking a drunk bar girl home and watching her puke all night without getting any. Thats why I could care less what she drinks. Just enough to be tipsy is best for me. Often the girls I hang out with in the bars drink a combo of tequila shots, tequila rose shots, sangsong and coke, and orange juice. Yes, all the shots are watered down 50/50. I usually order a few pizzas for the girls and it keeps their stomachs full so they can absorb the alcohol.

[EverythingThai]

I have not lost the plot Sir.

My post are geared for the average tourist.

I spend a lot of time I'm Thailand but I'm just a Schmuck tourist.

1,000 baht for LIZZO Thai style. Checks out.

3 k for Baitoey. Checks out.

If you are Special please let us know. It Matters.

You are replying to me and quoting someone else LOL or maybe you are even replying to someone who was replying to me lol. Anyways, for the sake of this thread, you have lost the plot lol. Pattaya is not done and dusted, condo prices are going up. There are so many ladies here for high season now that there are plenty of them to go around and walking street is crazy busy on most nights. Soi 6 is steady during the week, but crazy on the weekends. Food prices are low and girls on soi 6 and TF don't go for 500 baht lol. Oh one more thing, the Repent girls want 1500-2000 ST no matter how good looking you think you are. If you walk up and down soi 6 enough times, one of the bars might offer you a job cleaning the glasses lol. Then you might earn enough to pay for your next ST after 2 weeks lol. last time I was there, I tipped the cleaner 1000 baht so tips are good. Yes, that's correct. With all due respect, you are far from being a Pattaya expert. far far far far far. But we all love you anyways Raj. Joob joob na.


Ok Raj, Here is something you might better understand. I hacked into your line and copied this message from your Thai bar girl girlfriend. Here it is. This is how Raj gets on in Pattaya.


Here is the message:

My Daling

I love you and I miss you too much. My friend in bar say you old man look same same monkey but I know you very hansum man. I have many problem I write you before that buffalo me sick. Now it die Fall down and dead in middle rice field. Bad fortune when it fall it fall on papa and break he leg in many place. Now he not work. Brother me make stretcher bamboo he take from roof house. Roof come down and rain in house. He take papa to hospital motorcycle. Have big accident when he come home hit police car. Police say brother me blame. Police say he mudt pay big money. not worry daling motorcycle you buy OK but Police car bad broken. Bad luck make Mama heart problem. Doctor say she must triple by-pass. I no understand but brother say you understand.

You know daling I only work in bar as cashier and not go with man I wait for you come back Pattaya but if you no help me I think I hab to go with man for pay bills.

Old people my village say you responsible. if you send money me before buy medicine sick buffalo then it no die, papa no break leg, house have roof, brother no ride into police car, Mama no have heart problem.

Please send me 200,000 baht for my bank. Papa fix 10,000 new roof 30,000, new police car 100,000, mama fix 50,000. I take off 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but me have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat contaminated meat 12,000 baht. I not know money India but brother me say me it 1 THB = 2.26787 rupees mid-market rate close of trading yesterday. This means you send me 473,733.61 your rupees.

Let me give you some advice. Open up a Thai bank account as a tourist. Yes, I can arrange it for you on a tourist visa. Then transfer the money to your Thai account from India using Wise. You will get a better rate. lol