Pattaya Reports

[EverythingThai]

So he's a board member somewhere. Wonder if he's ISG? I'm guessing since he's Brit likely Buzzin or PA. Too funny!

There is one toxic Facebook group called Pattaya 365. He sounds like he might belong to that lot. About Buzzing group, that also might be possible but I doubt it. They don't normally name and shame in there.

[EverythingThai]

Just in General.

That slogan is Land of Smiles, but as many know criticism isn't one of their strong suits. Living with Thais I myself have seen countless situations where you think the mildest of personalities in a woman.

Then all of a sudden it happens they go off like a time bomb this is the same with the men. Men, I label them silently their actions as may be small dick syndrome (ego) I encounter them on the road each day tailgating my bike or vehicle even when I have a right to the road or can't go any faster because there is an obstruction in front of me. Their brains are so small that they react without thinking and then make some lame excuse for their action.

I look like one of them thus if I stare or get closer I'm not a threat. Many times curious I watch to see how long is it going to take for the explosion. I've seen women go off-throw knives, men beat the women as if they were in a MMA match. It is sad at the same time entertaining. Living here is like being close to a volcano ready to erupt.

From my sources, Paradise for those who know the place isn't loaded with stunners this Brit did not know how sensitive Thais are went in, started buying drinks then, complained about it being watered down, and then the prices. Looking for a threesome he took his older lady 35 compared to his late 20's, then told of the prices for BF for models vs agencies complaining that both categories of ladies weren't worth the pound and that many were too fat and had LB features, in fact, accused one of being one that he wouldn't pick or fuck any of them with the Thai door man small dick.

Of course, this went on and on finally to prove his point said he was going to take his iPhone out and take some shots to post and see if he was right that was the final straw that broke the camel's back as they say. While the volcano erupted Kaos (Not the GoGo) down the Soi the place was empty I did try to pay but go tired of waiting so I skipped. LOL! You can only expect Mai Pen Rai for so long then all of a sudden Boom Boom!

One of my kiks stays above Boom Bar on Soi LK and took a video from above of some of the fight.

[Explorer8939]

What do you mean LOL. I will tell you what I remember about her. I met her in Maggie Mays, but never bar fined her there. She was a freelancer at that time. This was after covid. Then I met her twice when she had Milk Station. Before she went to stay with her current BF, I got drunk one night really bad and invited her to my condo at 4 am. Then we decided to make a video. Besides the fact she gives wonderful BBBJ and has tattoos and big tits, I don't really recall anything unusual or special about her other than that. The next day we woke up, shagged again and she was off after getting a healthy sum of Baht. I did't ask for A+. Only did that once and not a fan. That was with Sophia. I was just too dam drunk that night. LOL.

I have to be careful what I post, since the ladies could immediately identify me if I am not careful. I have long experience with these ladies.

BTW, Honey and Cindy have the same mother. Not sure about the father.

DaDa has something related to an American soft drink. Not too pleasant for me.

[Banana Boi]

to prove his point said he was going to take his iPhone out and take some shots to post and see if he was right

So he's a board member somewhere. Wonder if he's ISG? I'm guessing since he's Brit likely Buzzin or PA. Too funny!

[EverythingThai]

Not everyone would like to spare US $550 for 1 romp in the sack. I never have, not even in the good old USA.

It was not just one romp in the sack, it was 3 pops and a video LOL.

[EverythingThai]

I have only been to Kinerre.

The Set Up:

The first girl I ever fucked in Pattaya was there. It was my first full day in Pattaya. 1500 was the agreement for her; 300 for the room; 1100 Bar Bill.

The Experience:

Ho Experience "he": Straight Fucking / No kissin; Sucked me dick was good at it. Rode, more sucking, missionary, more sucking, doggy. Told her I was going to cum, she said wait a second I'm going to cum with you. She did and her orgasmic contractions set me over the top. I went deep and flooded the zone. Yes, gentlemen. BBFSCIP with my (you know what) finishing all up in her. Nothing special, just the facts..

She told me afterwards she was really horny and and I turned her on so much. We exchanged lines and she told me she wanted see me again in my room. She asked where I was staying (View Talay 6) at the time. She asked me how I was going to get back. I told her I would just take a taxi. She told me not to do that that she would call a Bolt for me. She did and told me I needed to down load the app. She waited with me until the Bolt arrived. We hugged and I was off. You always remember you first one.

But that's not all

Couple of nights later she came over to my room. We talked about longer term possibilities. She wanted someone to take care of her. The offer was, she would fuck me all I wanted, I could fuck whomever I wanted, she would only see me, just pay all her bills. Very early in my visit and I was like whoa, I'll consider it.

Hit the bed and still straight fucking and sucking without kissing but more intense. We were in missionary and I was kissing on her neck. She told me I was being romantic and that it was turning her on. After some really hard pounding with my (you know what) she announced that she was coming and I felt those contractions going on my dick. She was like I got mine anytime you want baby. I did not disappoint. Flooded the zone again. Touchdown!

Pillow Talk:

Things started to get a little intense as she told me she wanted a baby with my eyes and skin color. She was ready to give one to me. She asked if I cared if it was boy or girl? I told her it did not matter but I'm sure a girl will be just a beautiful as she is. She told me a boy would be just as handsome as I am. We actually kissed that that point and things started warming up again. She was like, oh you want to go a second round, I was like yes.

Second Round:

She started sucking and then she started riding me like she was possessed. This went on for a while and I was very surprised because I am not a big fan of cowgirl because most girls cannot ride a dick worth a damn. But she could and she did. I announced I was going to come and she went HAM on my (you know what) blew my splooge all up in her a second time. As she climbed off dripping me out of her she said I beat you, I finished twice.

Epilogue:

We she hit the shower and came back and got dressed. I got her money for her and started to hand it to her. I had 1500 in my hand and she said can I get 2000 from you sweetie. I told her of course and gave her 2100. She asked what the extra 100 was for and I told her it was for here taxi.

Her schedule and mine unfortunately have not allowed us to meet again. We keep in touch. Hopefully that will change soon.

Great story mate. The Kineree girls are all freelance which is a unique situation. Meaning they get no salary, just drink commission and the money you pay for their time. She played you like a fiddle mate. These girls sure know what to do and say to set up the long game. This is the kind of content that helps the guys. Keep up the great posts mate.

[Raj Patela]

Just in General.

That slogan is Land of Smiles, but as many know criticism isn't one of their strong suits. Living with Thais I myself have seen countless situations where you think the mildest of personalities in a woman.

Then all of a sudden it happens they go off like a time bomb this is the same with the men. Men, I label them silently their actions as may be small dick syndrome (ego) I encounter them on the road each day tailgating my bike or vehicle even when I have a right to the road or can't go any faster because there is an obstruction in front of me. Their brains are so small that they react without thinking and then make some lame excuse for their action.

I look like one of them thus if I stare or get closer I'm not a threat. Many times curious I watch to see how long is it going to take for the explosion. I've seen women go off-throw knives, men beat the women as if they were in a MMA match. It is sad at the same time entertaining. Living here is like being close to a volcano ready to erupt.

From my sources, Paradise for those who know the place isn't loaded with stunners this Brit did not know how sensitive Thais are went in, started buying drinks then, complained about it being watered down, and then the prices. Looking for a threesome he took his older lady 35 compared to his late 20's, then told of the prices for BF for models vs agencies complaining that both categories of ladies weren't worth the pound and that many were too fat and had LB features, in fact, accused one of being one that he wouldn't pick or fuck any of them with the Thai door man small dick.

Of course, this went on and on finally to prove his point said he was going to take his iPhone out and take some shots to post and see if he was right that was the final straw that broke the camel's back as they say. While the volcano erupted Kaos (Not the GoGo) down the Soi the place was empty I did try to pay but go tired of waiting so I skipped. LOL! You can only expect Mai Pen Rai for so long then all of a sudden Boom Boom!

All of his issues were covered here. Drink s to ugly old girls. 😂.

We try to inform but can only do so much.

[LittleBigMan]

Just in General.

That slogan is Land of Smiles, but as many know criticism isn't one of their strong suits. Living with Thais I myself have seen countless situations where you think the mildest of personalities in a woman.

Then all of a sudden it happens they go off like a time bomb this is the same with the men. Men, I label them silently their actions as may be small dick syndrome (ego) I encounter them on the road each day tailgating my bike or vehicle even when I have a right to the road or can't go any faster because there is an obstruction in front of me. Their brains are so small that they react without thinking and then make some lame excuse for their action.

I look like one of them thus if I stare or get closer I'm not a threat. Many times curious I watch to see how long is it going to take for the explosion. I've seen women go off-throw knives, men beat the women as if they were in a MMA match. It is sad at the same time entertaining. Living here is like being close to a volcano ready to erupt.

From my sources, Paradise for those who know the place isn't loaded with stunners this Brit did not know how sensitive Thais are went in, started buying drinks then, complained about it being watered down, and then the prices. Looking for a threesome he took his older lady 35 compared to his late 20's, then told of the prices for BF for models vs agencies complaining that both categories of ladies weren't worth the pound and that many were too fat and had LB features, in fact, accused one of being one that he wouldn't pick or fuck any of them with the Thai door man small dick.

Of course, this went on and on finally to prove his point said he was going to take his iPhone out and take some shots to post and see if he was right that was the final straw that broke the camel's back as they say. While the volcano erupted Kaos (Not the GoGo) down the Soi the place was empty I did try to pay but go tired of waiting so I skipped. LOL! You can only expect Mai Pen Rai for so long then all of a sudden Boom Boom!

[EverythingThai]

Let's see if you can say what is unusual about her.

What do you mean LOL. I will tell you what I remember about her. I met her in Maggie Mays, but never bar fined her there. She was a freelancer at that time. This was after covid. Then I met her twice when she had Milk Station. Before she went to stay with her current BF, I got drunk one night really bad and invited her to my condo at 4 am. Then we decided to make a video. Besides the fact she gives wonderful BBBJ and has tattoos and big tits, I don't really recall anything unusual or special about her other than that. The next day we woke up, shagged again and she was off after getting a healthy sum of Baht. I did't ask for A+. Only did that once and not a fan. That was with Sophia. I was just too dam drunk that night. LOL.

[Explorer8939]

Who pays the Agency? They have to be making money somehow. Do the gogos pay a finder's fee on top of the girl's salary or does she pay a commission? Or both?

I used to go with a lady who worked for an agency, ie she recruited ladies for bars (mostly gogos), and she often recounted the details, including how the agency was paid. Every night, she would go to a bar at or near closing time and would collect salaries for bargirls who had finished their 10 day contracts. She would deduct 10% from the salary, and hand the 90% to the bargirl. Sometimes the salary is reduced due to penalties.

[AggieDad1]

20 gogo girls in Paradise in LK Metro just attacked a Brit. He must have did something really bad for that to happen. If anyone hears about what started this I'm listening. Wish I was there.

edit - oh it looks like thy got upset at his "girlfriend" (I think you guys know why I wrote girlfriend in apostrophes).

https://aseannow.com/topic/1312332-british-tourist-left-shocked-after-%E2%80%98wild-west%E2%80%99-amid-rolling-brawl-among-club-hostesses-and-dancers/

Whats the old saying, "Thai people are the happiest people on earth, until they are not, then someone dies. " he is lucky he got off as light as he did. A safety tip I learned growing up in Texas, when you enter a bar first thing you do is make a mental note of where the exits are.

[Goferring]

Stickman, this week.

At the other end of the spectrum, some are saying that the most attractive agency girls command 30,000 baht for a 10-day contract in the best Walking Street gogo bars. That's 3,000 baht (or around $US 85) in their pocket for a 5- or 6-hour shift which is decent money in Thailand. It's great to see the ladies earning good money while at the same time this is going to skew things even more (the girls will be ultra-aggressive to get lady drinks as the more they are paid, the higher their drink targets are). And when a bar is paying an agency big money for girls, they put up barfine rates to recover the money. In one unnamed Walking Street gogo bar, Friday barfines for a select few ladies is 3,500 baht and the girls have agreed that the short-time fee is 5,000 baht.

Notice he uses the phrase Most Attractive Agency Girls-Few and Far between these are.

Who pays the Agency? They have to be making money somehow. Do the gogos pay a finder's fee on top of the girl's salary or does she pay a commission? Or both?

G.

[Banana Boi]

20 gogo girls in Paradise in LK Metro just attacked a Brit. He must have did something really bad for that to happen. If anyone hears about what started this I'm listening. Wish I was there.

edit - oh it looks like thy got upset at his "girlfriend" (I think you guys know why I wrote girlfriend in apostrophes).

https://aseannow.com/topic/1312332-british-tourist-left-shocked-after-%E2%80%98wild-west%E2%80%99-amid-rolling-brawl-among-club-hostesses-and-dancers/

[Banana Boi]

The tiny McDonald's on Walking Street towards (Bali Hai) and the back near Soi 16/ Russian / Indian area is gone. That McDonald's has outlasted so many bars and clubs in that area including Mixx. Goodbye old friend, Ronny.

That's surprising that McD was busy at least pre-COVID. Like many others I hardly walk down that far on WS. No gogo bars. A smart businessman would open a McD on the other end of WS.

[SubCmdr]

Top 5.

1. Maggie Mays.

2. Club Fate.

3. Buzzin Lounge.

4. CatFlaps.

5. Kineree.

Worst.

1. High Rollers.

2. Pussy Galore **Now they hire ladyboys that's why.

3. M Club.

I have only been to Kinerre.

The Set Up:

The first girl I ever fucked in Pattaya was there. It was my first full day in Pattaya. 1500 was the agreement for her; 300 for the room; 1100 Bar Bill.

The Experience:

Ho Experience "he": Straight Fucking / No kissin; Sucked me dick was good at it. Rode, more sucking, missionary, more sucking, doggy. Told her I was going to cum, she said wait a second I'm going to cum with you. She did and her orgasmic contractions set me over the top. I went deep and flooded the zone. Yes, gentlemen. BBFSCIP with my (you know what) finishing all up in her. Nothing special, just the facts..

She told me afterwards she was really horny and and I turned her on so much. We exchanged lines and she told me she wanted see me again in my room. She asked where I was staying (View Talay 6) at the time. She asked me how I was going to get back. I told her I would just take a taxi. She told me not to do that that she would call a Bolt for me. She did and told me I needed to down load the app. She waited with me until the Bolt arrived. We hugged and I was off. You always remember you first one.

But that's not all

Couple of nights later she came over to my room. We talked about longer term possibilities. She wanted someone to take care of her. The offer was, she would fuck me all I wanted, I could fuck whomever I wanted, she would only see me, just pay all her bills. Very early in my visit and I was like whoa, I'll consider it.

Hit the bed and still straight fucking and sucking without kissing but more intense. We were in missionary and I was kissing on her neck. She told me I was being romantic and that it was turning her on. After some really hard pounding with my (you know what) she announced that she was coming and I felt those contractions going on my dick. She was like I got mine anytime you want baby. I did not disappoint. Flooded the zone again. Touchdown!

Pillow Talk:

Things started to get a little intense as she told me she wanted a baby with my eyes and skin color. She was ready to give one to me. She asked if I cared if it was boy or girl? I told her it did not matter but I'm sure a girl will be just a beautiful as she is. She told me a boy would be just as handsome as I am. We actually kissed that that point and things started warming up again. She was like, oh you want to go a second round, I was like yes.

Second Round:

She started sucking and then she started riding me like she was possessed. This went on for a while and I was very surprised because I am not a big fan of cowgirl because most girls cannot ride a dick worth a damn. But she could and she did. I announced I was going to come and she went HAM on my (you know what) blew my splooge all up in her a second time. As she climbed off dripping me out of her she said I beat you, I finished twice.

Epilogue:

We she hit the shower and came back and got dressed. I got her money for her and started to hand it to her. I had 1500 in my hand and she said can I get 2000 from you sweetie. I told her of course and gave her 2100. She asked what the extra 100 was for and I told her it was for here taxi.

Her schedule and mine unfortunately have not allowed us to meet again. We keep in touch. Hopefully that will change soon.