Pattaya Reports

[The Cane]

Good post. I laugh at guys who go to the red light areas in Thailand, thinking they are God's gift to man. IE 'How to pick up girls in Pattaya, Phuket, Nana, Soi Cowboy'. Don't get me wrong, there are genuine women in Thailand looking for an LTR (and of course, money is a factor, those who think not are bullshitting themselves). It's been said a trillion times:

"Jabba The Hut can get laid in Pattaya!"

But hey, who am I or anyone else to kill their warped sense of reality?.

They think all you have to be is white, and then you've got it made!

[Mr Enternational]

If you don't mind being constantly treated like an ATM by people who can't speak your language and will never really accept you into their society, I guess its okay. Sexpats are the bottom rung of Thai society, no educated or decent Thai person will be your friend. You will be surrounded by people trying to use you

Who are you treated like an ATM by? You are in charge of your wallet and it is your decision whether you want to purchase someone's services. You can also get a normal girlfriend that loves you for you. I have had tons of girlfriends here that did not need to be paid.

Not sure why them speaking your language is a thing when this is not your country.

Who the hell wants to be accepted into society? That is where the problems come in. I see friends back home on facebook worrying and biching about this that and the other. Not my concern since I am not participating in society there, and it definitely is not my concern here where I do not have to participate in society. Just don't fuck up my money or passport. Like my man Mexicant says, keep a small carbon footprint. All I need is money to pay my rent and buy whatever else I want. Why look to be involved in things to stress over? Just be the fly on the wall.

[MeatMan]

If you don't mind being constantly treated like an ATM by people who can't speak your language and will never really accept you into their society, I guess its okay. Sexpats are the bottom rung of Thai society, no educated or decent Thai person will be your friend. You will be surrounded by people trying to use you while smiling at you and Wai-ing you to make you feel like some white god. Don't get me wrong. I like coming and fucking Thai girls as much as the rest of you. But I know what is fantasy and what is reality. Once you lose sight of that, you lose your mind.

Good post. I laugh at guys who go to the red light areas in Thailand, thinking they are God's gift to man. IE 'How to pick up girls in Pattaya, Phuket, Nana, Soi Cowboy'. Don't get me wrong, there are genuine women in Thailand looking for an LTR (and of course, money is a factor, those who think not are bullshitting themselves). It's been said a trillion times:

"Jabba The Hut can get laid in Pattaya!"

But hey, who am I or anyone else to kill their warped sense of reality?.

[Expat American]

I can't imagine how anyone would ever be tired of living in Thailand full time. I just can't picture it. Here I am in the sexual wasteland that's the tri-state area, I've met people from Singapore, Sweden, Switzerland and any number of so called developed and rich nations, and all they ever do is bemoan how tough their life is supposed to be. I mean like really? Then why not just sell it all and come to Thailand. I'd give anything to be Swedish or Norwegian, or from New Zealand, then sell it all and just call it a day at a paradise like Phuket, Pattaya or Chiang Mai or some random small village in rural Thailand. It's got to be better than my life here now. Hell, I spent some time in south east Asia decades ago, so I can get used to the rural life again, at least there won't be war this time.

I agree with Turgid, I can totally see myself spending the rest of my life doing this. For those of you guys already in Thailand living the good life, know how lucky you are. For the love of Asmodeus, don't complain. You have to know how good you have it. Even if you can by some weird reason, actually get tired from fucking all these chicks, think about how awful we have it elsewhere. Then that'll put the smile back on your face. Cause no matter what you're going through, at least you're in Thailand, unlike us sad sacks stuck here in the freaking U S of Meh.

If you don't mind being constantly treated like an ATM by people who can't speak your language and will never really accept you into their society, I guess its okay. Sexpats are the bottom rung of Thai society, no educated or decent Thai person will be your friend. You will be surrounded by people trying to use you while smiling at you and Wai-ing you to make you feel like some white god. Don't get me wrong. I like coming and fucking Thai girls as much as the rest of you. But I know what is fantasy and what is reality. Once you lose sight of that, you lose your mind.

[LittleBigMan]

I can't imagine how anyone would ever be tired of living in Thailand full time. I just can't picture it. Here I am in the sexual wasteland that's the tri-state area, I've met people from Singapore, Sweden, Switzerland and any number of so called developed and rich nations, and all they ever do is bemoan how tough their life is supposed to be. I mean like really? Then why not just sell it all and come to Thailand. I'd give anything to be Swedish or Norwegian, or from New Zealand, then sell it all and just call it a day at a paradise like Phuket, Pattaya or Chiang Mai or some random small village in rural Thailand. It's got to be better than my life here now. Hell, I spent some time in south east Asia decades ago, so I can get used to the rural life again, at least there won't be war this time.

I agree with Turgid, I can totally see myself spending the rest of my life doing this. For those of you guys already in Thailand living the good life, know how lucky you are. For the love of Asmodeus, don't complain. You have to know how good you have it. Event if you can by some weird reason, actually get tired from fucking all these chicks, think about how awful we have it elsewhere. Then that'll put the smile back on your face. Cause no matter what you're going through, at least you're in Thailand, unlike us sad sacks stuck here in the freaking U S of Meh.

" The Grass is greener ".

That is a saying I have I will speak in " General " before not blowing my horn I think I can safely say there aren't too many members who can say what I'm about to say. I am Chinese American born and raised been here for close to 20 years and live 24/7 close to 365 days a year I do make a trip or two home when necessary for family and personal reasons and 99.5 of my days, months, each year are spent with Thais, if I was walking down a Soi you wouldn't or couldn't spot me out as one, in clubs I get mixed in with Korean, Japanese, and Chinese I make it very clear I'm made in the good old USA I joke with many that I'm a banana, pure white and American inside. I bring that up cause I get asked a lot by Thais how I like living in Thailand the best answer I can give without letting them know how I feel " I can never undo the Thai in you nor can I ever undo the American in me " I bring this up because when I first step foot in Thailand I was as liberal as a person can be without all the PC and Woke nonsense today back home. Today many of my beliefs and views are very conservative living here has opened my eyes I wasn't born yesterday and told I'm as street-wise as they come. The close farangs I know out here on the Darkside when they first met me were somewhat taken aback by being Asian and how loud and opinionated I could be that I was more American than the white ones they knew.

Those who know my writing on this board before some ******* brings it up " Being American why can't I write better "It has been brought up and I'm not going to go into length explaining it again lets just say I screwed up the opportunity once I did I was placed into ESL regardless it has never stopped me from being embarrassed that I hide my head like a turtle I just go on like a bunny rabbit.

I've heard many through the years people saying " living the dream "Already a few chime in that if you do you're not going to be fucking every day. Not knocking any of them but I've been on this board so long I've seen the writing changes in lots of posters. In the end, it will hit you no matter how exciting your dream might be it could be sitting one night outside at Cheap Charlies having your pork chop dinner dessert apple pie, and vanilla Ice Cream bang it hits you " Is that all there is ".

Er.

It comes down to your personality I label it as whether the person is an " Intervert or an Extravert " If you are the type when something is said or done by someone doesn't fit your way you have a need to speak out and express your opinion selfishly not considering there is a place and time for everything the " The grass isn't going to stay green long " no matter how much pussy you dip your stick into at times you might even go out and fuck let out steam to take some revenge back on the the culture and people. See for Grass to stay Green it takes a lot of work.

The culture of the Thais' backward way of thinking will slowly get to you the longer you stay. It was told to me once living here if you become too entrenched in Thailand. I've found those who use Thailand as a base and then bounce around from country to country are better mentally. My best advice is never to burn your bridges sell everything back home and move here until you know for sure.

Don't let your little head do the thinking living here for the pussy but there are lots of other stuff to consider lots. I've seen guys talk the talk come here and run home after a few years with their tails between their legs lucky for them they still had family that took them in. I've met guys who have taken their lives and guys who had their lives taken. As an Asian growing up in America I've had the benefit of traveling to 49 States and had more than my share of being discriminated, and being in jail, never in my dream of living here have I experienced more hate and discrimination to survive I had to bear down and reinvent myself even then I have my moments even with my own Thai Family.

If you can segregate yourself from the Thai culture and their way of thinking a long long stay is possible along with nothing bothering you then it might work. And don't think associating yourself with only foreigners will help I've found at times they can be worse than the Thais. I've been asked to run one of the largest expat organizations I politely smile and said too busy but deep inside I said you got to be fucking crazy.

Good luck, and remember don't dive into whatever dream you have that is exactly what it is your little head is doing all the thinking wake up and smell the coffee, you say you got no life, you think the grass is greener good luck!

[Explorer8939]

I will not answer this question, as you don't even understand the difference between a freelancer and a girl working in a bar.

Sorry to be pedantic, but a lady working bar without a salary or a contract is also called a "freelancer". It means she can go and go as she likes, and makes her money off drinks, going with customers, and money from idiot sponsors.

And then there are the classic freelancers who pick up customers on Walking Street, Beach Road, or Tops supermarket.

[EverythingThai]

Why is this one only $75? While your 2nd best girl ever was $500. LOL.

Greetings From India.

I will not answer this question, as you don't even understand the difference between a freelancer and a girl working in a bar.

[Explorer8939]

I can't imagine how anyone would ever be tired of living in Thailand full time. I just can't picture it. Here I am in the sexual wasteland that's the tri-state area, I've met people from Singapore, Sweden, Switzerland and any number of so called developed and rich nations, and all they ever do is bemoan how tough their life is supposed to be. I mean like really? Then why not just sell it all and come to Thailand. I'd give anything to be Swedish or Norwegian, or from New Zealand, then sell it all and just call it a day at a paradise like Phuket, Pattaya or Chiang Mai or some random small village in rural Thailand. It's got to be better than my life here now. Hell, I spent some time in south east Asia decades ago, so I can get used to the rural life again, at least there won't be war this time.

I agree with Turgid, I can totally see myself spending the rest of my life doing this. For those of you guys already in Thailand living the good life, know how lucky you are. For the love of Asmodeus, don't complain. You have to know how good you have it. Even if you can by some weird reason, actually get tired from fucking all these chicks, think about how awful we have it elsewhere. Then that'll put the smile back on your face. Cause no matter what you're going through, at least you're in Thailand, unlike us sad sacks stuck here in the freaking U S of Meh.

Yep, as much as I complain about fucking too much, I have no plans to leave Pattaya, except for holidays in Mexico or Brazil. I'm in Langkawi, Malaysia at the moment (with a Thai lady).

My schedule for the next two days when I return to Pattaya is:

Day 5 night, I have a cashier / mamasan coming to my condo, she is silicon enhanced, but recently lost her sponsor. She knows a lot of ladies and has introduced me to some good ones. Not shy in front of other ladies.

Day 6 daytime: The identical twin of the lady I am with today is coming for a long fuck.

Day 6 night: A MILF who just lost her sponsor is coming. She is a BJ queen, and that's probably what I will need by that time.

So, I don't use TF, and go to a bar maybe once a week.

[Mr Simp]

I don't buy it. You are not here now and most of these are probably older messages or from during the weekdays before high season. But, crack on mate. If you want to waste all sorts of time waiting 10 minutes between messages and messaging hundreds of girls, that's up to you. During this time, I choose to recommend punters to get out to the bars. TF will be back to normal again and not so much of a crap. Shoot. I only message girls that I want to meet right at that time. I don't waste time asking them to meet me later. That practice is only for time wasters.

This was the result of my 2500 baht PSE session from Sat night from TF. Ya ya. I don't want to hear the nonsense about ohhh you could have gotten for 1300. Not for what I got LOL. However, if you want a 1300 Baht covered 1 shot experience with no PSE, then crack on, but that's not for me. I prefer a 2-3 hour PSE no rush.

Also your post makes me laugh a lot. You offer 1500 Baht plus taxi and have a photo holding hundreds of thousands of baht. This is the funniest post I have ever read. Of course you bait and switch them with fake photos and nonsense and hours off chit chat for you to finally choose the one girl you want to fuck for an 1 hour. Whatever works for you mate. Who cares. Some of us don't have the time to post fake pics and troll TF on a free plan for hours and hours. You must have a lot of time on your hands.

Don't listen to this guy if you are coming on holiday during high season. Get out to the bars on Soi 6 and walking street and bar fine girls or pick up freelancers in clubs. If you insist on finding FLs in Thai Friendly during high season as a holiday guy, pay the month TF plan for 699 Baht so you can message unlimited with your messages going to the top of the girls' inboxes. At least you can arrange your date within 5 minutes without wasting time. And yes, I know about the stupid trick to message the popular girls on a free plan by doing a name profile search. I just choose not to waste all that time.

Why is this one only $75? While your 2nd best girl ever was $500. LOL.

Greetings From India.

[Mr Enternational]

Here I am in the sexual wasteland that's the tri-state area, I've met people from Singapore, Sweden, Switzerland and any number of so called developed and rich nations, and all they ever do is bemoan how tough their life is supposed to be. I mean like really? Then why not just sell it all and come to Thailand. I'd give anything to be Swedish or Norwegian, or from New Zealand, then sell it all and just call it a day at a paradise like Phuket, Pattaya or Chiang Mai or some random small village in rural Thailand. It's got to be better than my life here now. Cause no matter what you're going through, at least you're in Thailand, unlike us sad sacks stuck here in the freaking U S of Meh.

You are from a developed rich nation, so just sell it all and call it a day at a paradise.

[Newton York]

I can't imagine how anyone would ever be tired of living in Thailand full time. I just can't picture it. Here I am in the sexual wasteland that's the tri-state area, I've met people from Singapore, Sweden, Switzerland and any number of so called developed and rich nations, and all they ever do is bemoan how tough their life is supposed to be. I mean like really? Then why not just sell it all and come to Thailand. I'd give anything to be Swedish or Norwegian, or from New Zealand, then sell it all and just call it a day at a paradise like Phuket, Pattaya or Chiang Mai or some random small village in rural Thailand. It's got to be better than my life here now. Hell, I spent some time in south east Asia decades ago, so I can get used to the rural life again, at least there won't be war this time.

I agree with Turgid, I can totally see myself spending the rest of my life doing this. For those of you guys already in Thailand living the good life, know how lucky you are. For the love of Asmodeus, don't complain. You have to know how good you have it. Even if you can by some weird reason, actually get tired from fucking all these chicks, think about how awful we have it elsewhere. Then that'll put the smile back on your face. Cause no matter what you're going through, at least you're in Thailand, unlike us sad sacks stuck here in the freaking U S of Meh.

[KrumeLurer]

Why go to Pattaya to only use TF. Sure I to have used it but a trip to Pattaya to only use that is completly wasted money.

And its not like every girl there want 1500+taxi. That BS. Dpends on age and looks. You can get youn ger cute for 1200 and not taximoney.

Its just that soem guys can't negotiate or don't care.

And for this talk that "the girls are getting hundreds of message", Pattaya is not so busy right now so that might be true for the best looking but not true for the others.

[Turgid]

The long time expats like myself who have lived in Pattaya for a long time, stay in areas, such as Jomtien, Pratamnak, or on the dark side. It's away from all the chaos and when you want to go to the bars, it's only a 10 minute bolt away. Pratamanak for example is very quiet.

TBH I can see myself spending the rest of my life doing this. Those frequent plane trips suck.

[EverythingThai]

This is what makes me laugh. I can never take a guy seriously when he wears black dress shoes with shorts, especially on Soi 6. Remember, I previously mentioned 1 beer or shot is 200 kilocalories. Need to take a break now and then to stay in shape. Got to run. See you later bro!

You are not my bro. You are really creepy you know that.

[MartinFlevo]

This was the result of my 2500 baht PSE session from Sat night from TF. Ya ya. I don't want to hear the nonsense about ohhh you could have gotten for 1300. Not for what I got LOL. However, if you want a 1300 Baht covered 1 shot experience with no PSE, then crack on, but that's not for me. I prefer a 2-3 hour PSE no rush.

I know her! Nice chick. Never fucked her. So sad you don't review the PSE shit? I thought she only did covered and abit. Normal. So your PSE looks. Nice?

2500 for 2 HR unlimited pops. Normal deal I would say!